PC Gaming strike again.

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NEVER EVER

>>386627970
Why sharks are all the rage now?
Is it because of the sergals meme?

>AOÛT

French pls go

>>386627970
HON HON HON
JE SUIS REQUIN

>>386628085
>ps4 only has like 3 literal shit games
>steam gets 5000 every hour
hmmm

>>386627970
I'm getting this right now

>>386628903
>ps4 only has 3 games
>they're all literal shit

Nice, nice.

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>>386627970
>shark dating simulator
>shark dating
>shark
FUCKIN' NOPE

>>386629117
huh. yeah i fucked that up pretty bad didnt i

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>>386628903
>ps4 is a small fraction of pc gaming
yes thats correct

>Still no mention of Shark Tits
Come on, Anon. It's right there in the last screenshot.

>PC Gaming
>retards still use Steam
Why?

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>>386629772
>console players
>even having a choice

>>386629934
I choose physical copies becsuse i can. Because i actually get that choice LMAO

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>>386630297
>whats that little writing around the edge of the disc?
>lol nah ill ignore that
>oh and theres OTHER options that consoles dont have that completely ignore that text? l-lol yeah they d-dont exist

eventually, even reproducing required parts for your console to work will not exist, while dox and win and all that shit is freeware FOREVER

I came here for the shark dump and all I see is video game discussion. What bizarro world am I in?

>>386630501
shoulda asked for male sharks, shit woulda flooded. after all, this is /v/

>>386630416
>eventually, even reproducing required parts for your console to work will not exist

Name ONE console that has become irreparably unusable or extinct since the Famicom was released 34 years ago. ONE that literally does not have a single unit that cannot still play it's native software.

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Mfw consolefags will, never, EVER get this gem

>>386630501
Yeah this, where da shark tits at?
fucking furries always dump every kind of animal when people ask for one only.

>>386627970
Dégage sale Kévin.

>>386627970
Thanks god, France will soon block 4chan so we can get rid of retards like you.

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>>386630646
there are lense replacement parts for a virtual boy not from ANOTHER virtual boy? tell me more

also, they perfectly reverse engineered the nes and snes chip? why do they sell emulations using commonly acquired, torretented roms? why do that when they literally own the original materials and could ju-

>>386627970
I'm really sick of meme VNs. They take even less effort than regular ones and just pass off a shit product with DUDE MEMES LMAO.
>using chan and senpai
>fucking early access

>>386630579
but everybody knows the tits are the best part of the shark

>>386630707
this nigga knows whats up
because scaliefags are cool guys and furfags are the usual furfags

>>386630865
as always
>me>you

>>386630865
>shark tits
>female sharks

you know, sometimes i say /v/ is gay

but, fuck, dude. your pretty gay. female sharks?

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>>386627970
>ITT

>>386630854
woah woah it's like you didn't answer my question at all or named just ONE console! Well done anon!

>>386627970
>>386628085
>>386628903
Reminder that for two months topseller on PS4 was a shitty Early Access Survival game for 60 bucks.
https://blog.eu.playstation.com/2017/02/07/ark-survival-evolved-is-playstation-stores-best-selling-game-for-a-second-month/
How will Sonytards ever recover?

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>>386630930
okay so im pretty sure this is based on the semi-new mad magazines artwork for the new spy vs spy artwork, which ISNT spraygun based. ive been looking and i guess he didnt get more work because i cant find it

>>386631007
>whats a fucking virtual boy

>>386630930
Please do not bully the sharks

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>>386631056
heh, dont even look at minecraft attatchment rates. statistically, per playstation, if you look at each owner the highest owned game is....minecraft

the CONSOLE version of minecraft. fucking VANILLA minecraft

>>386631007

You were asking for just one console you fucking ape

>>386631089
>whats a fucking virtual boy

A shitty product that, never the less has units right now, tjat you can purchase that are still capable of playing their software, right now. Show me ONE console that cannot play it's games anymore as is much hypothosised by the PC community. One from the last 34 fucking years.

>>386631180
Yep. One. I want an example of ONE console that literally cannot play its games right now. ONE console that, if i ordered of the internet right now, i coupd not find a SINGE functioning unit.

>>386631203

virtual boy is still in production ? that's news to me

>>386631287
False. Not the question, i am speaking purley of consoles that are no longer in production. Show me ONE that does not have units i can buy that will not play its software anymore, thus becoming truley extinct. ONE.

>>386627970
>Early access.

>>386631283

why is "right now" a factor in that arguement ? the fact remains that once all the remaining units break, the games will be unplayable since the systems are not in production anymore and need spare parts that are similarly out of production.

Are you disputing that fact ?

>>386631371
Xbox 360 with red ring

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>>386627970

I like the game we bitched about on Steam yesterday better.

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>>386627970
>tfw I've had this webm for a few years

>>386630646
So because I'm alive right now at this moment that means I will never ever die?

Hell, first generation CD's have already started to rot so unless you make backups be ready to lose all your old games.

>>386631371

I mean it'll eventually happen, unless you're operating under some kind of magical thinking. What's your point ? That you can play games right now ? Sure, consoles tend to last a long time, but everything dies (especially stuff like xbox 360 that had significant hardware problems that endanger its life expectancy significantly).

>>386631385
>on a long enough timeline, the survival rate of EVERYTHING drops to zero

No shit. Might as well throw any PC or PC media distribution because if you want to go with "how long is a piece of string" it is conciveable that one day we will replace the gery concept of PC all together as an outdated stone age Hardware, so don't pull the "what about the year 3000?" Argument chum.

>>386631471
>So because I'm alive right now at this moment that means I will never ever die?
Very nearly, actually.
The technology to eternally entomb yourself in a cybernetic sarcophagus is nearly upon us, anon.

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This is a PC exclusive game

>>386631572
Yeah, and flying cards will have replaced ground vehicles and we will all live on Mars by 2030 right?

>>386631656
More like 2053, and only a few people, but yeah.

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>>386631642
>tfw consolefags couldn't even get furry porn games if they wanted

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>>386631203
>A shitty produ
>SHOW ME ONE CONSOLE

>>386631656
>Yeah, and flying cards will have replaced ground vehicles
Card games on flying cards wen?

>>386631409
But new inits with the same functionality exist to carry on it's legacy in the same brand. Also, im sure i could literaly pick up ONE of those models that still work.

>>386631565

So what's the point of buying physical games again

>>386631642
Good editing.

>>386631747
Correct. Stop moving that goalpost anon, and show me ONE. Shitty is not the same as "extinct" you csn pick up a virtual boy that works right now. 0/10 apply yourself. ONE.

>>386631642
I'm afriad I'm going to need a source.

>>386631787
2053 apparently according to >>386631734

>>386631458
didn't this same person/team/whatever make like a feature length porno with the same characters

>>386631814
Because we can. Only a person with no choice cannot see the point. Want another "scott pilgrim vs the world:the game" on your hands? Remind me the point of digital again?

>quick-to-play comedy visual novel
>visual novel

why is this allowed?

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>>386631203
>hey remember how i said eventually they wouldnt play
>well i changed it to now

lol, dumbass, lets even fuffill your stupid backtrack. MAG. you literally cant play it now because the servers are down. could you replace those server parts? no, lol.

now, lets talk about literally original games. can you find me any not used, new DEC PDP-1 parts? how about an entire pc? its only...oh, almost 50 years old and had a production run of....oh, who knows


while your at it, wheres a part for a panasonic m2? lots of THOSE consoles floating around

>>386631882
Egyptian god of death and the subterranean calcium stick

>>386631876
virtual boy being shitty makes it not a console
>laughing sand . exe . jpg . yourfaceisdicks . pippintheappleconsole

>>386631056
Holy shit, so-ny-niggers are a fucking goldmine for scams.

>>386631938

>remind me the point of digital again
I can carry my entire library of games in a 4 lbs box, tho I guess that's not much of an upside if you live in your mother's basement

>>386631969
Woah fuck off cuck, don't change what my fucking question was because you STILL cannot answer it. OBVIOUSLY given enough time, NOTHING in the universe will work DICKHEAD so i very specifically asked you to name me ONE, JUST FUCKING ONE console from THE LAST 34 YEARS that does not have a SINGE UNIT that cannot play any of it's software. ONE.

Jesus fuck, how hard can it be to get a simple answer.

>>386632040
Oh fuck me. anon. If i go and buy ANY virtual boy right now. Right fucking now, are you telling me that not a SINGLE unit will be able to play it's software. YES OR NO WILL DO.

>>386632139
It's not much of an upside in any scenario i can think of. Why do i want to carry around my entire collection of video games?

>>386632175
>person make a valid point that physical things die faster than digital things
>better go on some autistic rant to prove my point against it with my very specific parameters

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>>386632175
>oh let me expand my timeframe to the end of the fucking earth, when the original argument was around cd rot happening around 15-20 years that shall start occurring now based on stastitics made when it was created

>pic related
in TEN fucking years, actually, starting NOW original media based on regular exposure will fail. this somehow has some relation to the heat death of the fucking world because

GOAL

POSTS
there are consoles RIGHT now that if broken, need to be repaired with working examples of OTHER consoles ( and thus broken ), and no, this wont change

>>386632294
>b-but I can travel across an ocean to play my collection of Virtual Boy games on the one functional system left in the world, physical is so much more superior to digital!

>>386632376

Because I move a lot.
Alternatively, because I'm going to a fighting game get-together, and I organize local tournaments and I'd rather not have 10 physical copies of every game I'll feature.

>>386632425
So still no awnser. Fuck me. Anon, NOBODY needs to make the very obvious point that EVERYTHING will die, but these anons who consistently make the argument that one day it WILL happen cannot show me a single example from the last 34 YEARS. Who is to say it won't be another 34 years? Or a 100? And believe me anon, i won't give a fuck if thry do die after 100 years.

>>386632517
both are shit because salted digital is lost all the time, but to argue one is forever when its literally organic dye is like arguing my dicks gonna last 100 years

shark tits

>>386632517
>>386632469

So the answer to MY QUESTION is "i can't anon" thanks guys, knew we would get there at some point, it's only taken 30 minutes of deflecting.

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>>386631148
t. shark

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>>386632602
i mean, besides the example already listed many times by direct name, disc rot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disc_rot
something thats happened since the 90`s, which is the vary basis of our argument or anything

this post here did mention this fact THAT long ago or nothin
>>386631471

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>>386632805

>>386632703

>yfw his argument is you cant when it already was half an ago

>>386632614
Well you see, the good thing about digital information is that you can easily make infinite copies of it and slap it on any sort of storage medium. As long as one person still has the data an infinite number of new copies can be made and all of them will be identical to each other.

Console will die, consoles and it's games are dying, and it becomes harder and harder each year to repair or find them since more and more are dying. Even if hundreds or thousands of systems and games will remain for thousands of years it won't do much good if you wouldn't actually get to play them. They would be locked on some museum or storage box and be incredibly valuable.

>>386627970
>nudity
>shark tits on the front page
I'm now curious. Might actually get this

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1102022733
badass!

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>>386632917
>PHYSICAL IS BETTER THEN DIGITAL
>well because you can make physical digital

OH. so we agree. fuck, that really narrows this down! when you take PHYSICAL MEDIA of a limited age and make it UNLIMITED thanks to DIGITAL TECHNOLOGY, physical no longer has issues

WELL FUCK. thankfully, youve answered why physical is so good

when its not physical anymore

Shark tits

>>386632805
>i mean, besides the example already listed many times by direct name

Oh? Someone posted an example of a console from since the Famicom era that i won't be able to find in working order today? Please show me anon, so i may concede, must have missed that. Should be easy, show me.

>>386633064
Now try playing that digital copy of an NES game on your physical console and see how that works.

>>386632873
>it already was

Show me that ONE now useless and defunct console anon.

>>386633175
no, we listed a virtual boy console game, that would require virtual boy lenses, and they dont produce them anymore

shit dog, its only been less the 10 posts. i can recommended some altimeters meds. ya know, besides the panasonic 2 console i mention. dont forget, when you base your entire argument on one or the other, ill just...mention the other, because it it invalidates your argument. so, try...both?

>>386633279
>no, we listed a virtual boy console game, that would require virtual boy lenses, and they dont produce them anymore

That wasn't my fucking question.

>>386633236
...again? virtual boy. show me where you can get second hand parts. tell me where you can get MAIN parts, like a Toshiba TC538299AFT

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Sharks are practically harmless. There's no such thing as a man-eating shark. On average, 5 people are killed by sharks a year, usually because they're mistaken for other animals, and people kill around 100 million sharks in a year. Soo who are the real monsters?

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Shark vs Dolphin.
Who win?

>>386633349

>>386633351

its not even that. there are MODERN salted games, which youve ignored that cant be played anymore because the algorithims behind it can NOT be emulated, from lack of knowledge

sHaRk TiTs

>>386633351
Im not asking you about "parts" im asking you if i won't find a console that works at all anymore as it was released.

>>386633365
>Soo who are the real monsters?
Bullsharks.

>>386633432
So, why does that matter again?

>>386631642
ewwww
Is that a boy??

>>386633390
hmm, I'll need to see more pictures of the sharks to make a valid assessment.

>>386633432
>in time
oh yeah dont mention that part, not like our entire argument was over the fact that discs oxidses or anything, garunteeing that at some stage all and any disks are gone and or unaffordable
lel. ps2 lasers are a good example of this, but lucky you! the 150 million market means people still make them

for now. imean, if millions are made, people still must make perfect chips. like, the snes chips! those are available! brand new, not used!

>man coughs . gaypeg

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>>386627970
>all these sharkposters
I know what you fuckers are up to. We're not going through another Dolphin's Smiling Cousin episode.

>>386633365
This, but unironically.

Also I'm pretty sure most of those shark attack victims are Australians or Californians. Do we really care?

>>386633508
Because it was my fucking question. Because anons continue to bring up the argument that one day the last PS2 will croak and we will not be able to play PS2 physical games anymore (obviously with enough time this is a no brainer, the survival rate of ALL things drops to zero on a LONG ENOUGH timesscale) but i have yet to see in 34 YEARS, which i happen to yhink is a very long time anon, a single produced console that is yet to actually do this, to be completley extinct. So iaak the question: is there ONE that has done this yet in 34 years?

>>386633559
Stop disregarding "time" as a factor anon it is THE factor. But anyway, my question is still about the now, because you can't give me an accurate timescale. Again, can you name me ONE console that is extinct of it's intended use right now?

>>386633715
certainly not my Saturn.

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>>386633636
ho yeah? You bet?

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>>386633810
>stop disregarding time anon!
>its not like YOU brought it up and gave the timelines yourself!
>im gonna ignore them, shift the goal posts of your OWN timelines and pretend YOUR in the wrong

yeah

no. pretty sure we have a name for that. thats with goal pos-shit, said too much. how much of "i had no fucking clue what i was talking about" is your current argument? maybe "i dont read the shit i talk about"?

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>>386633995
>she was a slut
I need my vanilla, reeee

>>386633715
>which i happen to think is a very long time anon
Then you think wrong. But more importantly, why would you ask such a retarded meaningless question?

>>386633969
So are you going to actually name ONE console that doesn't work or keep deflecting?

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>>386634056
*SLAP*
You talking to me bitch??!?
*SLAP*
YOU TALKING TO ME????
*SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP*

SHARK TITS

>>386634103
It's only retarded because you don't want to answer it. Also if we have reached this far then who is to say they won't last another 34 years? And by that time i will be old as fuck and hope i don't care about my PS2 THAT much by then.

>>386634130
yeah, i guess i wont mention the console ive said 3 times, the virtual boy, and to a lesser extent, the pana 2, and, the game youve never addressed, mag, which has....5 matches based on a quick search not addressed at all? sure, i can point how your wrong on 3 devices

5 times. wanna make it 6? tell me, what vast majority will you ignore this time? all of it? again?

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>>386634168
-stabs him in the balls- I said BACK THE FUCK OFF!?

>>386631895

Yeah, doesn't look as good though.

>>386634275
I never saw it, was it any good

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>>386627970
Such incredibly unfunny writing. Do they really think this pseudo dating simulator shit is humorous?

>>386634328
>is this cash not flowing in?
hol up, lemme finish this collada, cant have my phone too close to the pool

>>386634229
So you are telling me i won't find a working Virtual boy out there? If you are, thrn i can change my point of view on this, there are NO working virtual boys? Also what console is a "MAG" never heard of that console.

>>386634371
>So you are telling me i won't find a working Virtual boy out there?
go on and make a report for us.

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>>386628085
>still a better game than 90% of the shit on steam

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>>386634168

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>>386634371
>i will be able to play my consoles whenever i want
>wait you mean theres limited supplies of this?
>shit nigga, better move that goal
>its not like this being in relation to a specific timeline saying after this point discs may and can fail
fuck, man, we started playing but now we pinball, based on these goal posts

>>386633518
Of course it is.

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>>386634436
sorry, i ment golf, but luckily, we can change this not so physical media, or atleast update it

ya know

unlike physical media of that age

>>386634194
Because it's such a retarded specific question that add nothing to the discussion and was only asked so you could win some pointless argument on an anonymous imageboard.

Why would I, as a collector of physical video games, give a single fuck if a console is still technically playable and one of them remain intact, or a hundred, or even thousands, when it's still borderline impossible for me to actually play my games on it because so fucking many of them have died because they are so old?

>>386634417
Burden of proof is on you my boy. You made the claim.

>>386632026
>anubis
>god of death

>>386634436
You havn't answered my question at all with this post. 0/10 apply yourself. Where do you cunts learn to debate?

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>>386634512
>why would i care if i can actually play the things i collect to play

yeah man i collect cars so i can watch them rust into piles of dust, what kinda collecter actually gives a shit of the condition of what he collects, what are you gay

>>386630930
DO NOT BULLY THE SHARKS

>>386634573
kek

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>>386634558
>answer it three times over
>still hasnt looked for a working pana 2
>or gizmondo
>the argument is give up and pretend they dont exist
ok

>>386634512
>we shouldn't ask questions that prove a point if we know anons will have to concede to it.

>>386633212
Why would I when I already have an emulator on my PC and websites sell USB adapters that allow you to use your NES controller on your PC?

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>This thread

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>>386634319

I beat my meat so hard police were called to break us up.

But I have low standards. The may scenes we're best.

>>386634642
Gizmondo isn't a console, but that aside, they really don't work anymore? How come? The panasonic either? Why?

>>386634558
>Where do you cunts learn to debate?
Everything I learned, I learned from /v/. That's why I can suck a golfball through a hose these days.

>>386634707
>But I have low standards.
at this point so do I, guess I'll be checking it out then.

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>>386634719
>gizmondo, the console, isnt a console

yeah okay

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>>386634521
What's up with PC and sexualizing the god of death?

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>>386634719
YOU MEAN THE ARGUMENT THAT CONSOLE PARTS FOR CONSOLES CAN NOT BE ACQUIRED ANYMORE AND THUS HAVE A LIFE TIME, THIS BEING ZERO IS CORRECT

YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO FIX A DEVICE RIGHT NOW

IS RELATED TO YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO FIX AND USE A DEVICE, RIGHT NOW

COULD BE RELATED

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>>386634779
I mean, it was a handheld right? I don't think a gameboy or a PSP is a console either.

>>386634672
We shouldn't ask retarded POINTLESS question whose only purpose is to make us to make us feel a like big dick badass for 10 seconds on a webpage about children's toys.

Tell me, are there any physical video games that has a blue cover, were released in January of 1984, has the word grass in the title, was made by Nintendo and did not feature any mammals as characters or enemies? No? I win this argument.

>>386634832
>god of death

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>>386634859
>its like this handheld console, and this hand held console
>why are you calling it a console

>>386634681
You shouldn't. Because digital is better than physical in most cases as I've been saying.

>>386634851
>YOU MEAN THE ARGUMENT THAT CONSOLE PARTS FOR CONSOLES CAN NOT BE ACQUIRED ANYMORE AND THUS HAVE A LIFE TIME, THIS BEING ZERO IS CORRECT

But thst was never my argument. I don't want you to show me wether or not you can repair a console, i want you to ahow me a console that has since had it's line completley fail to a reasonable margin even. I don't expect 100% failure, but at least a margin where you know not to buy one anymore. Look im even making it easier for you now!

>>386634859
>"A handheld game console is a small, portable self-contained video game console with a built-in screen, game controls, and speakers."
>"The Gizmondo is a handheld gaming console developed by Tiger Telematics."
Nope. I seen no consoles here.

>>386634894
>Tell me, are there any physical video games that has a blue cover, were released in January of 1984, has the word grass in the title, was made by Nintendo and did not feature any mammals as characters or enemies?

But none of these questions relate to topics in this thread. Why are you asking pointless questions anon?

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>>386630646
>goes back to the original post
>Name ONE console that has become irreparably unusable or extinct since the Famicom was released 34 years ago
>names 3
>and 2 more that dont exist to literally have parts replaceable, and thus irreparably unusable

>>386635028
>>386634953

Fair enough. So have all it's units stopped working then?

>>386631642
just looks like a chinese bootleg furry lamulana desu

>>386631742
What is Sonic since Sonic 2?

>>386635091
the units that didnt exist? do the units that do not exist, currently function

thats...that a good question. things that do not exist, do they no longer exist. tell you what, ill sleep on it

>>386635073
But anon "no parts replacable" is not the same as "does not work now" and you keep saying "named 3" but when i push for a direct answer of "are you saying the virtual boys do not work anymore" no one is willing to say "that is correct, no virtual boys work anymore" why is this so difficult?

>>386633212
He could just play it on his computer because PC can emulate most consoles.

>>386635059
Because I was highlighting though a gross exaggeration of how pointless your question was.

>as time goes by it gets harder to play physical games
>THERE ARE STILL PLAYABLE CONSOLES IN THIS WORLD YOUR ARGUMENT IS FLAWED I WIN THIS ARGUMENT

>>386635237
Why would you bring up consoles that don't exist into the conversation? Are you retarded? Shall we start talking about the dreamcast 2?

>Will I try to search around the world the shop that still see the part I want to fix my old console that can't work anymore
>or just download an emulator
Hmmm, really cogito my ergo sum.

>>386635238
they dont. can you prove that they, the pana 2 and the gizmondo have working models to this day? i argued my point: no, and my evidence is: no current evidence exists. you MIGHT find evidence for two, because the prototype of one might be found on years old footage, but, thats it. years old

>>386635260
I could, because digital is sweet, which is my point.

>>386634851
This dude got so upset he went all caps and r*eddit spacing.

>>386635286
>dont
>the same as didnt
its almost like you have grade school knowledge of wh-nah. just, preschool. i recommend it. any of them. anything over your comprehension

>>386635281
Correct. I keep seeing it said (as if it needs to be) but i have yet to see a console that has completly failed yet. So i am looking for that example. No body has actually provided it yet. Somethig about "MAG" and one game on the virtual boy that needs a thing out of production, mind you they didn't actually say if thst thing had stopped working yet.

>>386635378
How can you prove something doesn't exist? Did they burn them? Crush them all?

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>>386635361
and he STILL cant counter the reddit caps
lol

>>386635385
>mention 3
>cant find or post working examples
>of course he cant see them, because he agrees with his own argument, he cant see and thus the dont exist

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>>386627970
Oh my

>>386635430
because it existed and was documented at one time. did you know there was a solar flare in "time proven to be correct and backed up by moon movements"?
lol, guess its not true

>>386635484
But how are you sure someone does not own one now?

>>386635385
That's because there most likley isn't a console that has completely failed yet since the video game industry are so young.

That doesn't really help the argument for physical games though, since they are still unequivocally becoming harder to play at a fairly rapid pace. Making it a pointless question asked only because you wanted to stretch your e-peen, actual discussion be damned..

>>386635434
>cant find or post working examples

Burden of proof is on you, you made the claim.

>>386629772
>Variety.
>Prices.
>Overall good service.
>Because we can. we have multiple choices, console peasant :)

That wasn't a well crafted bait at all.
And yet...

>>386636074
>prices

This never works out though. I mentioned to an anon the other day thst i just bought MGR for £3 and he said "oh, i can't speak for physical, no doibt you can find physical for very cheap" steam users just assume we are all buying digital like they are and paying £49.99 each time for the privilage.

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>>386627970
>Console baby dosen't understand what free market means

>>386627970
SHARK GIRLS
BEST GIRLS

>>386627970
sharks are literally glorified fish, we would be better without those seaniggers
make the seas a better place for us mammals

>>386633064
I can sell my physical though. DRM backups are the next best thing but I've gotten a lot of good deals on physical games in the past thanks to clearance, 2nd hand sales and trades. I got DQ builders for $12 this month, I miss physical on PC because you could get all the older games for like $2 each. And yes I'm aware of Steam sales but they aren't as good in my experience

>>386636335
>Mustard: "BUT WHY ARE PEOPLE BUYING CONSOLES WHEN THEY COULD JUST GET A PC LIKE ME?"

Please. Don't talk about any group misunderstanding the free market.

>>386636384
>he literally lays eggs to have an offspring

>>386631642
now partner, is this on steam?

>>386636564
it is

>>386636608
i hate my life yknow

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>>386627970
PC gaming strikes AGAIN

It's real by the way http://store.steampowered.com/app/685950/Joy_Pony/

>>386637024
ho no he gonna summon HIM!

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i like how steam lowered the barrier of entry even more after getting rid of greenlight and now steam is basically google play for the PC gaming scene. just pay them 100 dollars and you're in

>>386637231
It's not like consoles have discerning taste when it comes to what they put on their online stores either.

Remember Xbox live arcade?

>OP: Look at this Steam game
>PC cucks: B-B-BUT CONSOLES

>>386637980
Gaming as a whole is shit, so why argue which mound of shit smells better?

>>386638071
Because this is MY mound of shit anon, and I won't have people talk smack about it.

>>386637980
>OP: fuck DRUMPF!
>PC masterfact: fuck off retard

>>386631642
Fuck me this game is annoying as fuck.

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>>386627970
>PC gaming

http://store.steampowered.com/app/635250/Evil_Genome/

>>386627970
Horny teenagers were a mistake

>>386628304
not the dude but sometime my steam show pages in French/German/Spanish even when steam is in English

>>386631458
>the characters are animal people
Yes, I can see that.

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>>386632026
>look it up
Huh

>>386638308
casual

>>386638370
>【感谢奶牛关的野蔷薇计划,也感谢开发者提供的游戏key,奶牛关地址https://cowlevel.net/game/Evil_Genome/review/2610285】
想了想,还是不推荐了,另外以后还是不拿免费key来测评了,感情分总会有失公正!
关于游戏第一印象:
说真的在第一次接触这个游戏的时候,我是比较喜欢的,我一直认为一款游戏第一眼很重要!
然后当我进入游戏后,开头一段小剧情一直到我可以操控角色这一点阶段我也是很喜欢的,并且我认为游戏的第一感觉也是很重要的!
当我开始第一次打怪的时候,我脑子里闪现出了几个游戏的影子(并不是说这款游戏和那些游戏有什么雷同之处,而就是那个感觉。)
1、游戏模式和画风——横版过关+精致的2D背景+精致的远景,让我感觉这游戏至少在这个层次上可以追赶死光(deadlight)的步伐了。
2、打击感——怎么说呢,有些失望吧,打击感很像很多年前玩过的鬼吹灯OL、名将三国OL(没错,就是当年那些试图挑战DNF霸主地位的已经死绝的游戏。)
3、操作——我用的手柄,然而手柄的按键有严重的BUG!首先不能自定义按键就很不自在了,其次按照默认设定,别扭不说,我手柄1模式的互动按键是无效的,每次涉及到互动的我只能按键盘的enter来执行命令。
4、CV——游戏带CV的,而且是国语CV,本来是惊喜,但是后面慢慢发现,这个CV部分做的并不好。
a、首先,CV们很背板,台词感太强,功力不行,完全没办法让人融进去这个情绪对话里。可以模仿广播剧的独白很不舒服。
b、其次,CV剪辑有问题,声音时大时小,时弱时强,且时段时连,这一点很不到位。
5、引导——引导很不好,或者说游戏的一些内容引导很不好,比如存档点,我玩了三个多小时后一次挂机去倒水,回来才发现原来存档的可以进行武器强化和物品买卖!没有一点提示的好吗,要不是我多站了一会菜单浮出来了,我根本不知道!
6、剧情——游戏有剧情,而且剧情设定还可以,剧情推动效果并不是很强,因为被跑图割断了。
7、收集——收集物品的这个中规中矩,因为收集物品的存在(解谜也会需求收集前置),所以会强迫症一样让玩家跑开全图。
8、解谜——其实没什么解谜一说,东西收集到了,自然就解开了。
9、地图——不是随机地图,所以地图可以背板,跑图比较烦,而且小地图只有在主菜单界面才可以看到,并且菜单界面里的小地图不是动态的,所以这小地图可有可无。
10、技能——说真的,虽然技能三大分支三大体系看似多样,看似丰富,但是我觉得比较鸡肋,这个只属于个人感觉,对我来说,我只喜欢技能树里的被动技能,主动技能太弱了……太弱了……太弱了……

关于游戏模式:

既然游戏主打类银河战士恶魔城 类型,那我们就拿这点说说。
探索要素——有,但是很弱
渐进式的角色培养——有,但是断层严重
优秀的关卡设计——这个没有,关卡设计太弱
一个不错的世界观设定——这个有,世界观前期来看还是不错的
循序渐进的剧情——线性剧情,代入感太弱
流畅的战斗节奏——一点也不流畅,很僵硬
优秀的动作设计——这点做得不行
2D横版过关——是
丰富的收集要素——收集要素太弱,而且更偏向于剧情需求前置的收集。

其实总的来说,类银河战士类型的游戏更偏向于刷刷刷,而类恶魔城类游戏更注重角色培养和关卡剧情探索(更偏向RPG)

而这两类游戏核心点是,要么刷刷刷的给人爽快感,完全不需要考虑什么角色培养,什么收集解谜,刷爽了就行;要么是我沉溺于探索这个世界的每一个角落,发现一切被隐藏的线索,收集一切可收集的物品,慢慢的发现原来我的角色已经成长的这么厉害了。

然而这款游戏的尴尬点在于——没有给我刷刷刷的快感,也没有给我探索的欲望,而只是做好了一个架子,我按照这个线性流程走下去就好了。

一款本应该是以探索为乐趣的游戏,完全让我感觉不到这个乐趣就有问题了。

这也是为什么一开始我说我卡关了,因为后面小怪太烦人,打起来太费劲,练级也无趣,探索也没什么好探索的,没有玩下去的动力。

关于动作打击:

既然我已经把这款游戏当做偏向于RPG类型的线性探索解谜剧情游戏,那么在游戏的打击设定上我就不抱有什么希望了,然而该说的一些基本东西还是要说的。

人物动作僵硬,非常僵硬,尤其反应在跳跃和跳跃连锁操作上。
小怪的攻击范围判定混乱,X轴和Y轴判定太广(后面激光器类的小怪,你蹲下和跳起来都在他的弹道范围内,闪避次数又不够),导致角色蹲伏射击和闪避的需求变多,二闪避是按照次数消耗的,角色自身又太笨拙,导致硬抗很费血,灵活又不够。
另外小怪的攻击判定混乱还反映在出框和不出框上,因为即便已经出框,在看不到的情况下,依旧会让角色吃判定。
HAHAHHA
nice game PCfags!

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ho

>>386640807
I said annoying - not hard.
Having to memorize all rooms and how they connect is tedious.

>>386641527
>Having to memorize all rooms and how they connect is tedious.
Hu?
That's quite standard for a Metroidvania (maze of galeous).
Beside, the level design wasn't really complexe imo.

>>386642042
I guess it wasn't when someone who rarely plays these type of games can find his way around somewhat consistently.

>>386627970
>female shark
Shit taste, desu