>Mom walks in

>>386626875
>disowns me for playing such a shitty game

>>386626875
still living with your parents is plenty embarrassing dont you think?

>>386626875
>this is a concern
T. Underage

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>>386626875
>XV fans still living with parents
Sounds about right.

I wonder if you know who's parents disowned him for this shit

>>386626875

>lace

Fucking slut

>>386626875
Why the fuck would your mom have a key to your apartment or house, dumbass?

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>>386626875
>All the Normans in this thread """paying rent"""

>>386626875
>beats the shit oujkepowgj3 gyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy jy y t

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>>386628098

>rent

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>>386626875
that looks shit

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>>386626931

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>>386627141
>Conan
>Civil War skit
Partisan taste, my friend.

>>386628254
>>>386626875 (OP)
>Son, you should be playing better games.

>>386628907
>Partisan

>>386628978
>patrician
Every time.

>>386628978
Well, he's not wrong.

>DAD WALKS IN

>>386626875
I just beat this is there any way to keep the older characters when you go back to the past? Future Ignis is just way too sexy.

>>386628681
Why does everything look okay except her ass?

I wouldnt mind. I miss you mommy ;-;

>>386626931
>>386626875
>Buys me my own house for having such great taste is games

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>>386627141
>Conanposter showing his face after the anal devastation they got after being BTFO

>xv-kun walked in

>>386632885
>fake image

Why are XVmonkeys so desperate?

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>>386626979
iris is 15

>>386632948
>XIII-kun still samefagging

>>386632997
>no way fag

>>386632951
>Conanposter can't handle joke images
>Conanposters can't handle being BTFO
Top fucking kek

>>386633042
>just making a stupid joke
>he actually was in the thread and is accusing everyone again
well ain't that pathetic

>>386632951
>baaaaaaw

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>>386627141
nailed it

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>>386633076
>using joke images
>thinks it helps his argument but literally makes him look like a retarded

You're just BTFOing yourself, you dumb XV-ape.

>>386633140
>XIII-kun cries when others ban evade then does it himself constantly
Ain't that pathetic

>>386626875
>Mom walks in

...with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face.

>>386633210
>>386633257
>XIII-kun samefagging again
Jesus christ the epitome of desperation and BTFO

Literally triggered because conanposting was proven wrong and that shitposting died as soon as the game came out proving it wrong

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>>386626931

>tfw Conan and Frodo were right all along.

>>386627141
>>386632948
>>386632951
>>386633140
>>386633210
>>386633257
Same person using phone and PC to generate multiple IPs to samefag with.

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>>386633405
>"EPIC BLUE BALLS WASTE OF TIME"


How was this proven wrong, again? Oh right, it wasn't and anyone who played the game knows he was right.

>>386633553
name 5 games Conan played without looking up.

>>386633651
Witcher 3
CoD AW
Arms
Mario Kart 8
FFXV


Why?

>>386633442
>XIII-kun samefagging again

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>>386633405
>>386633787

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*blocks your path*

>>386633553
>It takes 72 real time hours to beat adamantoise
>retarded conanposters like you spout this for weeks
>game comes out you can beat adamantoise in under 3 minutes through regular combat

>b-but epic b-blue ball

They didn't even do anything besides sidequests and walking around you fucking cunt, he and you and your samefagging ass were proven objectively wrong when the game came out, you got so BTFO you got triggered anytime someone mentions XV or anything XV related in a positive light which is why you're even in this fucking thread desperately samefagging and shitposting against XV like the lying cunt you are

>>386633853
Man you're pathetic.

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>>386626875

>Mom walks in
>Thinks "phew, he isn't gay after all"

>>386633553
How was he right? No one agrees with that sentiment.

>>386632997
as if your mother pays attention to or cares about the story and characters in your gook game

>>386634090

>that bulge


think again, sweetie

>>386634312

>Feminine penii
>Gay

>>386626875
Why does the inside of her thigh look so cellulite-y? Honestly, that's pretty gross.

>>386634452
Welcome to women

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>>386634283
she's clearly a little girl

>>386633992
>It takes 72 real time hours to beat adamantoise

This was fucking parroted around before it was even featured on Conan's show. I remember people talking about that same thing and then it was only brought to mainstream attention with the segment. You literally had the XV team sitting outside, and they didn't even correct or tell Conan to edit that part out of the video to avoid the spread of incorrect information. If anything it's the XV teams' fault for being incompetent and letting fan rumors and fan misinterpretation to get out into the public awareness.

Also, Tabata even in an old interview said it was going to take 15 hours to so why would it be hard to believe it would take any longer at that point? And then it only takes roughly 3 minutes to beat, so I guess Tabata lied either way.

https://squareportal.net/2014/09/22/all-in-one-final-fantasy-xv-article-five-interviews-and-tons-of-new-information/

>>386633967
Why is her head so big?

>>386633967
Is that photoshopped? It's been awhile since I've played the game. I remember her having zero figure, but not to that extent.

>At least he is not gay.

>>386633967
STICC

>>386634496
I've never dated a chick that had cheesy thighs. I never would. Why they would actually take the time to model a fantasy girl with cheesy thighs is something my mind really can't reconcile.

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>>386634652

>>386634507
Tabata was exaggerating you fucking idiot, he even fucking laughed when saying that because he wasn't actually serious, he was straight up just making a pass at humor because it's a big enemy, it never actually took 3 days to beat, and he never said 72 real time hours either. And it was Aaron who told Conan that and Conan kept spouting it, he didn't even know people from the team were there you dumb cunt. That shit only got spouted as a shitpost because of that conan joke segment which cunts like you took seriously to use in your shitposts right around release.

It was never fucking true because you can beat adamantoise in under 3 minutes through regular combat, and it's not the fault of anyone from SE for cunts like you being insufferable pieces of shit unable to discern exaggeration and hyperbole from being earnest. Jesus christ you're a fucking retard and you were utterly blown the fuck out.

>>386626952
>his mother never visits
White culture everyone.

>>386634507
you can't be this stupid

>>386634452
>>386634657
Because imperfections are attractive

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>>386634090

>>386626875
>playing ffxv
Son, do you have something you want to tell us?

>>386635301
Bara makes me feel like a pleb.
It's too paprikan for me

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>>386635364
It's objectively the straightest FF because the guys hit on the girls constantly, the girls are all hot and literally ends with one of them kidding his wife

>>386635109
Some imperfections can be attractive.

Cheesy thighs sure as fuck ain't one of'em.

>>386634452
Because that's what actual legs look like

>>386635492
It's homotown, the damage is done at this point.

You ain't changing that.

>>386635573
No, that's what skinnyfat legs look like.

For a 15 year old to have such nasty thighs, she would have to live an incredibly unhealthy lifestyle. I'm sure this looks normal to you nowadays though.

>>386635395
I always burst out laughing when I see bara, it always looks like it was made for comedic value. I can't even imagine faggots getting off to this, it's just too silly.

>>386629320
are ya winnin' son?

>>386634901

There's only 2 fucking ways this would've gone down.

>Tabata makes a stupid joke, doesn't comment on it again for two years, lets it build up and fabricate into huge misinformation
>conan's team report on fan misinformation and XV team don't address or correct it and let it air, probably because the segment was so boring for the hosts that they needed something to spice it up (also good for marketing)

You literally cannot blame Conan's team for Tabata acting like a retarded child and spreading misinformation 2 fucking years before release, never clearing it up and letting it build up with fan discussion to the point that it slips into a popular show segment and is never corrected until the game actually releases and people find out on their own.

or, alternatively

>XV team briefing Aaron and Conan about what sequence they're playing misinform them about a 72 hour bossfight because even they believed either fan fabrication or Tabata's retarded "joke".
>Conan and Aaron only report what they've been told by the briefing

You fucking realize that the XV team present there was constantly either briefing Aaron or Conan on whatever sequence they were playing, and that the misinformation that it takes 72 hours to beat could've only been passed onto Aaron by a fucking XV team member. So, even the fucking team didn't know and fell for Tabata's retarded attempt at "humor" and just ignorantly passed it on.

>>386632997
i want to lick those pits

>>386627141
>i'm.... jededidah longtree
>where are you from
>over yonder
>where yonder
>yonder yonder

>>386633502
>>386633405
>damn this person is samefagging
>better give him exactly what he wants

>>386635648
It's not normal for me because I'm not a 15 year old girl you turbo tard. It's normal for 15 year old girls in society to have non-cartoon legs.

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Why can't XVfriends take a joke?

>>386637123
I like the backstreet boys meme and I liked FFXV

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>older sister walks in
>,,look anon, I'm like your girls from this game"
>me: fuck off, stupid cow

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>>386634901

Publications for 2 fucking years reported on and BELIEVED Tabata's failed attempt at humor and parroted the 15 hour Adamantoise boss fight. Why is Tabata such a retard that he wouldn't immediately correct the information in the hundreds of fucking ATRs he would do in the time span between when he made the statement and the launch of the game. He obviously did an atrocious job at coming off as being humorous that literally every publication would report seriously on it. And then no fan fucking knew if they were serious or not, because publications reported on it, and then the XV team never fucking corrected the rumor.
It literally wasn't until like launch week when reports came out that the 15/72 hour boss fight wasn't true.
That means the dumb gook Tabata just sat back while that information cooked for 2 fucking years in discussions, made it's way into one of their promotional videos for the game and a popular fucking show, aired, and he STILL did nothing about it. Why? I guess the only reasons that could explain their absolute fucking idiotic actions is that, well, they're idiots and seriously incompetent, or because it was all for publicity sake and it would make headlines and intrigue gamers. I choose to believe the latter because the entire project relied on deception and misleading marketing,

>"it was onry a joke!! I onry try too be sirry for raughs haha!!!"

https://squareportal.net/2014/09/22/all-in-one-final-fantasy-xv-article-five-interviews-and-tons-of-new-information/

https://www.polygon.com/2016/11/29/13784378/final-fantasy-15-adamantoise-secret-hard-boss-fight-end-game-post-turtle-72-hour

https://gamerant.com/final-fantasy-15-adamantoise-boss-battle-length/

https://dontfeedthegamers.com/final-fantasy-xvs-72-hour-boss-defeated-in-an-hour/

You just got BTFO. Tabata's dumbass let some rumors sizzle for years, publications report on it, and even finally when a show picks up on the rumors and report on it, HE STILL DOESN'T CORRECT IT.

>>386637274
rekt xd

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>tfw parents never acknowledged what happned on your PC's screen when gaymin

i don't get it
is it really that big of a deal?