Why is Donkey Kong sad?

K. Rool took his bananas

I don't know. I really, really don't know.

thinking about banans

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>>386618113
He's Nobody's Hero

>>386618113
Realised that Gorillas have tiny dicks

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Donkey Kong is fucking pissed

>>386618719
Coconut gun

>>386618113
Because Tropical Freeze didn't sell all that well, even though it's arguably the best game in the series.

>>386618113
because he isn't real

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME

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>>386618365
An absolute Zero?

>>386618113
Why is he trying to suck his own dick?

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>>386618113
the great ape war

Because there is no Tropical Dong sequel

>>386620025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqmrztzTMtI

>>386618113
Thinking about all his dead homies from the Great Kong War.

>>386618113
Cuz all he ever finds is bananas and no white wimminz

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>>386620347
>mfw Tropical Freeze is stuck on Wiiu

I.want a 3DS port like Returns had because I'm not buying a fucking Switch or Wiiu for two games despite really wanting Bayonetta 2. I thought the idea behind Zombi U was pretty good and think secondary screen would probably make it the definitive version. I wish RE4 would have been rerereleased on Wiiu with the pad being dedicated attache case because the attache case is fucking great.

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>>386620802
But he already has a gf

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What is he feeling?

>>386621139
Nintendo is a terrible company and the Wii U is an abortion, but there are some gems on the platform. It's worth it if you can find it for cheap, I'd say. Wonderful 101, Bayo 1/2, Tropical Dong, Captain Toads, #FEyes, I'm serious, and Xenoblade Chronicles X.

You wouldn't have to pay for any games either. The Wii U has been cracked wide open

>>386621539
I'd only buy one cheap but I don't see any deals that often for one.

>>386621371
Like throwing a barrel at his family.

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His nigga got locked up

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what did he do