You know that cool sword slicing mechanic in that Metal Gear

>>386617848
>joost will never disembowel you
life sucks

I want to fuck Stefanie so badly. It hurts to know that I never will.

The sad state of this one obese faggot trying to make Joostposting a thing again

The Monster Hunter games on the ps2 had slashing with the thumbstick

Knowing that I will never be able to wriggle my tongue around in her asshole is the worst.

I think Dead Rising has cutting like that but you just can't control your directions of your slash

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>hey anon, can you pass me the shampoo please?
>NO PEEKING!

>>386618090
I'm referung more to stuff being cut off though. Shadow Warrior 2 did it sort of

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Tfw you derail your own thread

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i love the joost

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>>386619546
Down with censorship.

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>>386619628
fuck you and f uck your image

>>386617942
>fucking Joost
>not making passionate love with Joost by a roaring fire
Don't even deserve her desu senpai.
>>386618085
>implying it's just one guy
>>386618614
Why do you do this to me, anon?

>>386619932
That image has been fooling people since before MGSV even came out.

>>386619932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU9JoFKlaZ0&t=122

>tfw no Dutch weeb gf

There was a star wars game on the xhueg where you controlled the angle of your lightsaber slashes with the thumbstick. I only remember like 1 enemy and a couple of bossfights where you actually needed to aim it but it was still fun cleaving droids and shit in half. Also there was a really cool coruscant world on the street level that was probably my introduction to the cyberpunk aesthetic. Or maybe it was timesplitters 2. Thanks for reading my blog, i think the game was called obi wan

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>>386625250
>tfw no Joost gf to cuddle and play vidya with

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>>386619546

Really old game called Die by the Sword thought the mechanic was clumsy.

>>386617848
Mega Man Zero

severance blade of darkness