blizzard actually added a bikini skin

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>>386599312
>add a bikini skin for the assiest character
>cover up her ass

:thinking:

>>386599312
we cant cuz we cant risk our credibility on calling things hurr durr muh sjw shit

>>386599430
Yeah yeah yeah, you've said this every thread, come up with something new already

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>>386599312

>>386599430
they showed off her feet more so all is ok

>>386599430
>low tier
>le nude xD

>mid tier
>bikini

>TOP TIER TASTE
>a little bit more clothing in a bikini

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>people getting excited over her """swimsuit"""

try harder next time, blizzard.

>>386599312
>and it's worse than the default skin
JUST

i actually fucking hate what blizzard is doing do this game

i mean i'm just being beta as fuck but this event might as well not be called summer games

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>still no speedo hog

>>386599312
show me mei or go home

>>386599312
>towel around waist even though it doesnt match her original silhouette
>actually less revealing than her OG skin

It's shit

>>386599738
Fuck off chubby chaser.

>>386599312
>smoll tiddays
>cant see butt
>this is like the 8th thread today about this fucking skin
Blizzcucks fuck off

>>386599780
it's a question that needs to be answered

>>386599828
It was already shown in the official art. She's fit.

>>386599785
you can see the bare feet you dumbo, what more do you need?

>>386599852
>no abs
WHY?

>>386599895
>early concept art
lmao

>b-but the spray
lmaoooo

come back when she has a real skin
>b-but the bugged lunar skin!

Are these skins out and do anyone have a webm of "that" highlight intro with it?

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>>386599852
>Awful blonde hair

For what reason, Blizzard?

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>>386600013
Not just early. The Olympics event showed off her fit body.

Road hog is still garbage so no, blizz can apologize

We also will not tolerate anyone using the game, or any servers or forums provided for the game, to be continually or repeatedly abusive to other players. This includes, but is not limited to, "griefing", racist bigotry, sexism or any other forms of "cyber bullying". We will also not tolerate anyone hosting servers for the game where such behaviors are continually or repeatedly allowed to take place.

If we find you are a Cheater or Abusive, we will revoke your CD key and ban you from the Overwatch servers and tell your mom! Your license will automatically terminate, without notice, and you will have no right to play Overwatch or any Overwatch Mods against other players or make any other use of Overwatch. End of story.

>>386600061
>literally answered with the spray
my fucking god

did you even read?

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>>386599312
>that perfect oiled stomach

>>386599312
POST THE HIGHLIGHT INTRO WHERE SHE STEPS ON YOU

>>386600262
YES THIS

>>386599620
I have been awake for about 10 hours now and you just had to show off the first wrong opinion of the day, huh.

>>386600061

>fat people and betas like her because shes fat
>turns out shes fit as fuck

AHJHAHAHA FUCK YES

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>>386599312
Until I get to see those cheeks it's shit

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>>386599312
>3000 coins for the first bikini skin

>>386599852
could've been hot if they didn't bleach his hair for no reason and went for speedos or tight trunks instead of shorts

>>386599713
It's fucking lazy is what it is.

>>386600682
thats for the next year, when the game dies down more

>>386599312
The terrible color scheme just shows how terrible Blizzard's art team really is when they're relegated to life support post-launch.

>>386599680
man hands

>>386600163
>only response to actual evidence that could spark a discussion is "lmao"
just stop

>>386600528
but that picture is so off-model with the game though
Her upper body might be fit for all we know, but she has very meaty legs and ass

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looks like the healslut is now also a footslut.

>>386600840
>spray
>evidence
Come back when you can see mei' physique

>>386600856
not really

>>386600984
>oh hey a new Mercy skin
>it's 3000 coins

When will the loot box meme end?

This reminds me how your stomach isn't IN your body. You havea giant hole through your body like a donut.

>>386601083
The old skins are all 1000 coins now.

>>386600984

I wish they just did a bikini

>>386600984
I have not touched a blizzard game in like 5 years.

and for some reason I want to now

b-bu-b-buh there's darkies and brownies (even though around half of the roster is straight up white and the other half involves robots and talking animals)

sjw game
s j w g ame

>>386601083
When the government recognizes it as gambling and it burns to the ground overnight like the skin betting did.

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>>386601025
it's wrong to tell lies

>>386601220
what did xe mean by this

>>386599312
They could've (at the very least) showed some of her ass, but no.

She basically doesn't have boobs either.

>>386601090
>stomach's a hole
time to pick up that human biology book son.

>>386601281
She's wearing thick cold-resistant clothes. It looks far more thick than it is.

>>386599312
Don't care. Still shit company that makes shit games. And lottery boxes.

>>386601328
my pronouns are xoop/xool shitlord

>>386601360
Most people think that your digestive tract is "inside" you, but really, it's a long hole from your mouth to your butt.
Food passes through this hole, and isn't actually "inside" you, unless it's absorbed through the walls of your skin

>>386600136
I aim assisted the entirety of season 3 and was never caught or even accused of it. If I started doing too well I would turn it off. I am very well known in the Overwatch community.

>>386601365
Clothes so thick they outline each buttcheek.

>>386601365
you can literally see her buttcrack, anon
don't delude yourself and accept reality

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>>386599312
>bikini
>only for purple skin widow

Lame. It's hard enough that people can't cosplay her well with the purple skin.

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>>386599312
Sarong should be transparent and that hideous shoulder/jacket garment should be removed.
Glasses should also be closer this style.

>>386601365
AHAHAHHA

>>386601562
>>386601613
the pants were designed that way because fantasy game. >>386600061 never forget

Didn't summer like, end?

>>386599430
You gotta hide something in each costume so that there's no perfect costume.

>>386603521
What

Summer is until late September

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>>386603640
summer is coming

>>386602926
Come back when you dont need to rely on sprays, early concept or fanart
lmao

>>386603521
Fall starts Sep 22

>>386603849
Come back when you have anything to support your claims beyond a suit made for extreme cold.

>>386604043
Thin clothing like her tights are for extremecold
It's the future. Plus her fat is chubby and her body the widest. What else do you need you chubbychaser.

>>386599312
You won't be seeing it anyway when playing since the game is in first person.

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>bikini widow is less sexy than regular widow

>>386604253
>What else do you need you chubbychaser.
wouldn't he be the opposite?

>>386603849
all those official things that were added after the games release?

admit it, the last and first fat female character by blizzard was that one boss in that one stone instance in warcraft IIII like 18 years ago

>>386603521
gtfo australia

>>386599556
>that pic
>thicc
Are you from Uganda or something

>>386599312
>bikini
>it covers his best asset

at least try

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>reminder that here Mei's wearing something lighter

>>386599312
post her highlight intro with it you useless niggers

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>>386600984
>those feet

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Are you stupid faggots really arguing over if a character is fat or not? Unironically kill yourselves.

Junk's new skin kinda sucks.

does tracer get one

>>386604592
and until we get the bikini, those are thick clothing as well

>>386604928
its hard to let the fatfags win

>>386604592
I can appreciate the Chinese sense of style in the ways of the bell bottom. I think Mei is the right kinda size, whatever the fuck anyone thinks it is. Thick, chubby,T H I C C, fit. Etc

>>386604928
or what

>>386602926
Her feet are two times wider and her hands are even bigger than that in an actual skin showing them.

Maybe get some real argument instead of a non-canon spray.

>>386604592
Man i love her figure, i wish they'd just settle the debate and give her an outfit that doesn't disguise her bodyshape.

>>386599312
Hypersexual degenerate people and overzealous sex-fearing liberals censoring video games.

The world is in a state of madness.

>>386602138
>Sarong
t. Malingsia

>>386605151
yeah perfect dimensions in a time traveling multi world alien race game.

maybe get a new fetish?

>>386599852
What does /v/ think "SAMF" means?

>>386605151
>blizzard
>knowing what hands and feet are like
ever play a blizzard game before? they are all like mega man who went to the gym

>>386605373
sad ass mother fucker

>>386604592
>made her fatter literally because hamasteroids were losing control of their bowels and it was clogging their forums

>>386604990
>and until we get the bikini, those are thick clothing as well
You can see how thin it is at her neck. Are you rusing or are you legit dumb?

So, who's got a webM of the mistletoe highlight with that outfit?

>>386605427
>>386604990
you are a sad little man and I pity you

>>386605436
stop being in denial

>>386605373
Silly ass mother fucker

>>386605272
Uh, there aren't any aliens in Overwatch. There's not really any time travel either, Tracer doesn't count.

>>386605373
Studio art major film

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>>386605272
They are perfect for a plump christmas cake that she is.

>>386604592
>this is somehow not chubby

>>386604295
It's a Gurren Lagann reference

This is literally a shill thread.

>>386605373
Obviously sandy ass mother fucker. Its a beach skin you tards.

>>386605569
Tracer absolutely counts.

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>>386605812
>He literally doesn't know what a shill is

>>386605373
safe ass mother fucker, because he is a life guard and is all about safety

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Can we discuss best skin?

>>386606231
alright post it

You know shits bad when the footfags are all nice and quiet

meanwhile the fatfags are up in arms

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>>386605976

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>>386599312
>>386600984
>feet skins (finally)
>mercy's weird toeless shoe thing going on
somebody at blizzard clearly knows what they're doing

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>>386599312
UPSKIRTS FUCKING WHEN

>>386606231
Looks like Splatoon cosplay.

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>>386606231
Top tier waifu.

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>>386606443
Ok. I'm not saying it's not a thing. I'm saying your a newfag that calls every thread a shill thread if the thread says anything positive about the game.

>>386599852
>brown hair
>no towel
I just made this skin the best in overwatch

>>386607542
no that's stupid as fuck

>>386599680
Version that isn't for ants?

>>386605773
that's my point though

>>386606443
>$1 a post
This is 100% fake. I've used shitty money-making apps and sites before and that's way too fucking much. They'd offer Chinese-tier wages at best because people are willing to take them.

>>386606218
I thought the exact same thing

>>386600984
she kinda looks like that girl from disney's animated hercules movie

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Cricket? You've got to know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!

I like it though.

>>386606471
they were datamined like 6 hours ago, not in game yet

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>>386608331
>console

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>>386608331

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bare feet

>>386608497
wheres Mai?

>>386608286

A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.

New TMNT live action when

>>386599312
>help we're hemorrhaging characters send teh lewds for the thirsty redditors

OW is desperate

I don´t play this crap but I like fapping to D. Va, did she got anything?

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>>386608728
nah not this time

>>386599312

I want Widow's feet to cradle my dick

>>386608983
I want Mercy's feet to smash my dick

>>386605373
Sameer Ahmed Mahmood Faraj

>>386608781
I'm going to have sex with Mercy.

>>386599312
W-what does her stomp POTG look like?

Asking for a friend

Woah a fucking bikini goddamn somebody slap an M-rating on this game goddamn who does this bitch think she is walking around without a hijab and burkha on the beach?

>>386608539
>>386608497
widowmaker mistletoe highlight

>>386605373
Sexy ass motherfucker

>>386609507
Whoa there, Doomfist

>>386605373
Salty ass motherfucker

>>386601236
It can't be defined as gambling because you can't actually lose.
Sure you can get 3 sprays and a crap player icon from a crate, but you still get something.
It's even less likely that anyone will take a look at the system now because they changed the odds of getting duplicates, and even then the dupes were converted into currency so you did still get a reward, however small.

>>386605373
suck all my fluids

>>386606231
sombra main here
I hate it

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>>386599312
I FUCKING WANT THIS NOW

But i REALLY don't want to play overwatch...

SO CONFLICTED

>>386605373
Sniff at Mercy's feet

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>>386609617
here, scrambled this

>>386609948
But you don't need to play,anon Just pick Mercy

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>>386608497
>console
>fps
>Searching game..4:27

>>386599312
>put it on their ugliest character
>giant fucking sarong covering her up
>Activision shills will claim this is appealing to the male base

LOL

>>386610048
But that's a picture of Widowmaker not Sombra.

>>386606231
Probably her least worst skin so far

>>386609837
it's been legislated as gambling in China & Japan. Also, gambling isn't defined by "getting something vs getting nothing", it's "using money to bet on random odds of getting something (a prize)".

By buying lootcrates, you have the intent on winning certain items, but there's uncertain odds. It's gambling. Since it's obviously not as consequential as going to a casino, legislation usually forces to indicate the odds of getting each item.

>>386610005
>discord
>not hiding the UI

>>386610279
teach me

I want to see a Junkrat chilling with some stubbies in the eski in the sand, wearing some shitty bali thongs on a fucking bintang towel.

>>386610005
What the fuck is up with her knee

>>386606231

they made lucio a tranny?

>>386610249
I see what you're getting at but I don't really like the idea of using Chinese and Japanese law as a basis for what should and shouldn't be allowed, the game skirts Chinese law by adding currency onto the purchase of crates so it isn't foolproof anyway, and Japan has loopholes all over the place (e.g pachinko parlours).

Also you were right about the definition strangely enough, there doesn't have to be a true loss condition for something to be defined as gambling under US law, but I strongly suspect that's been a part of why nobody has taken much of a look at lootcrate style gambling yet. That and the fact I doubt it gets many complaints.

>>386599312

>>386599312

I'm quitting Overwatch because of these summer time cosmetics. When I played TF2 I eventually had to download a mod that disabled the cosmetics because they became so fucking retarded. Looks like Overwatch is going at a faster than tf2 in that direction.

It ruins whatever immersion you have in the Overwatch universe when you are killed by a grillmaster soldier or a lifeguard mccree.

Unless they add a disable cosmetic option to the game I'm fucking done.

>>386608539
do shoes like that even exist in real life, missing half the shoe? you never know with how retarded women are.

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>>386610279
here

>>386610186
Fuck off theres nothing wrong with sombra

>>386599312
>oh boy they added a bikini skin to the sex-object the character

call me when they add a bikini skin on a character like pharah or mei

>>386610849
>>386610005
sharp knees 2/10 would not bang

>>386608539
>>386610840
they don't, meaning somebody at blizzard made the conscious decision to remove it

>>386605373
Sweet Ass Mother Fucker

https://youtu.be/c4rGjXu6PWI

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>>386610849
fuck I forgot discord...

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>>386611015
I think it has to do with a goddess not having to actually touch the ground with her feet.

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>>386610870
>look at me, im the shill now

>>386610715
>>386610249
Actually wait there's another little bit that could be played with in the definition, it says that "upon an agreement or understanding that he or someone else will receive something of value in the event of a certain outcome".

I think in this specific instance Blizzard could skirt the definition anyway because you don't technically receive something of value from the crates at all.
You can't resell, trade, or otherwise monetise anything you get from the boxes. This is one of the chief point around considering TCGs gambling, some packs are worth more than others once opened because cards can be resold.
An example of this is that Wizards of the Coast doesn't talk about the secondary market around MtG cards because that could be construed as recognizing that cards have value beyond the game, and therefore opening packs might be recognized as gambling.

So CSGO crates are probably gambling, Overwatch crates are probably not, if this ever went in front of a court.

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>tfw for the next few weeks we have to endure degeneracy from footfaggots in Overwatch discussion threads because there are skins of girls with exposed feet

The worst possible timeline

>>386599430
this is a good point tho, she was in a skin tight suit before so you arguably see more tits with the default costume

>>386606231
Thanks doc.

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>>386606231
> wet hair
> midriff

unf

Just imagine mercy's new skin with the mistletoe highlight... fuck me

>>386599785
>needing mother's milk

>>386600984
muh

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Sweaty

>>386601505
That's kinda pedantic though.
The gastrointestinal tract is just as unpleasant and inside-the-body-ish as other internal organs.

>>386608286
this is the best skin

>>386611854
Why do game devs always fuck up feet?

>>386606231
I want to marry brown Motoko!

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>>386611272
Not a shill. Just like jacking off to Sombra

>>386599312
>apologize

Fuck you. They managed to make it completely unerotic. That's not a bikini, that's a burka.

>>386610005
m u h

I WANT TO GET OVERWATCH NOW, HOW LONG will these skins be in available to buy?

>>386610839
You mean the team of 12 year olds screaming at eachother doesn't break your immersion?

>>386612309
most of if not the entirety of the month, into september

>>386612257
That's what happens with a shit character like Widow. A Mercy, Mei, Dva, or Pharah bikini would have been much better. Even Baywatch Rein would have been far superior.

>>386612309
until 28. august

>>386612309
>buy
You mean hope to get in a drop or buy a bunch of keys and pray to RNJesus.

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>when your game is so objectively terrible that ogling the bitches is the only reason to buy it
>so you buy it and set a highly destructive precedent for game design to come

>>386612742
I don't play fucking Overwatch, are you kidding me? I'm just waiting for someone to post Widow porn.

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>>386610839
But desu, cosmetics are the only reason to play Overwatch since the game itself has no substance.

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>>386608539
>ywn have Mercy's toes in your mouth

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His pants literally say "edge" on them

>>386613361
As time marches forward, memes become reality.

>>386612335

idk when I got the Orange Box and first heard the kids screeching I turned on "voice_enable 0" in every online multiplayer Valve game since then.

Some people here seem to really loathe Overwatch. I haven't gotten the money to buy the game yet, so every time I see a criticism I pat close attention, but I don't see any arguements outside of "matchmaking is shit" and "it attracts the worst kind of normie casuals" even though there are clearly more reasons than that to hate the game.
So what are the other problems with Overwatch?

>>386613735
>low skill ceiling
>Can't carry yourself have to rely on retard team mates
>shit balancing
>shit maps
>Healers out heal damage most games end in a pick then a team wipe
>nu blizz trash design in general

If your a casual retard you'll like it, if you like actually being able to improve at a game and stomp people, and have your skill rewarded you'll hate it.

Im going to take tf2 for instance. inb4 le dead butthurt gamer or something. You can quite easily carry a team of retards by yourself if your good enough, In Overwatch you can't due to the way the game is designed and the 6 players per team as opposed to tf2's 12

>>386613640
you thought reaper was played straight? he's been a meme the whole time

>>386613735

stale meta game,hero power creep(doom fist), and horrible community.

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>>386599430
>the assiest character
No they didnt

>>386599785
smol tiddies are better.

Where the fuck is Mei

>>386613735
The game is balanced around the noncompetitive quick play, which leads to glaring balance issues in competitive play such as only 9 heroes being viable in high level play. Additionally the current meta is based around the dive comp, which is all about overwhelming the enemy's defenses and killing their healers as fast as possible, which when done correctly has almost no counter.

>>386599852
McCree is DYEL as fuck. Relies entirely on calisthenic workouts.

>>386610839
>video game
>caring about immersion

What are you, a shitty journo?

>>386599312
Why does she look like a plastic action figure?
Also, why would a soulless killer wear lipstick?
I don't actually play Overwatch, but isn't her thing that some evil organization stole all her empathy and love, or some shit?

>>386615114
Femme fatale trope

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>>386613735
>So what are the other problems with Overwatch?
How about the fact that no one had managed to argue in favor it, while there have been hundreds of cogent, rational and educated arguments against it.

>>386606231
gracias doctor

>>386600183
>oiled

plastic

These skins are too safe for me, but I'll take em.

>>386615165
Such as?

>>386613735
>not running counter dive with Torb and Sombra instead of Gengu and Zen

I want to call Widowmaker mommy and see how she reacts.

>>386613735
The game lacks depth overall because it's designed to be a casual shooter where you can play 20 minutes of a character and pretty much grasp all the mechanics. The game is so team-based that whether you win or lose is mostly up to whether or not you get good teammates, as your own mechanical skill will only get you so far.

>>386599780
Mei isn't chubby though. Pretty sure I remember the sjws flipping about that. Then again, they probably consider 300 pounds curvy.

>>386615165
>being upset at fun.

Are you also a shitty game journo?

>>386606231
I really like her turquoise bracelet.

>jeff says we'll get lifeguard Mercy
>we get lifeguard McCree

Jeff need to die.

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>>386615274
I got a whole fucking folder full of em.
>>386615418
No because unlike Overcunts I can actually play video games.

>>386599312
Orisa needs a bikini skin

>>386600682
People who surf a lot get sun bleached hair, you retard.

>>386610514
Didn't tick the "Joint Correction" box.

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>>386599430
>the assiest character

I'll have to fucking remember this word.

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>>386605272
>perfect dimensions in a time traveling multi world alien race game

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>>386599312
And Hi-Rez managed to rip it off already.

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>>386615803
>I have a whole folder of other people's opinions

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>>386606231
There is no point to this skin. The only reason it's even remotely acceptable is because Sombra herself is so damn sexy.

Also, nice colors in your head, doc.

>>386616201
kinda reminds me of smite

I don't like mercy. I wish she was removed from the game

You retards do realize Paladins literally did this first, right?

>>386614797
Well he's a soldier, not a model

>>386616526
You mean they ripped it off, just like they did everything else. Especially Dv.a. How could they possibly have thought of a gremlin in a mech first?

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>>386616317
>I have a whole folder of other people's facts
Fixed.

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>skins in an fps game
>towel covers her ass instead of her head
k

>>386615939
There's a difference between sun bleached hair and banana-yellow hair.
Reminds me of Ken's ugly hair in SFV.

>>386616641
>towel

It's a sash you uncultured assrimmer.

>>386616637
>not including git gud

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>>386599312
Man, her breasts are always smaller than I remember. But I can never unsee her fucked up proportions after the blackwatch skin. She's like a fucking egg on legs.

>>386613735
Depends entirely on what you like in a game. It's a FPS / MOBA hybrid. It's balanced in such a way that generally the side with more people will win a fight regardless of Hero composition, so as much as Blizzard likes to talk up counter-picking that doesn't actually happen very much. In fact it's actually discouraged because it deletes your Ultimate charge upon switching. Generally you'll only be able to take out multiple people if you're really good/the enemy is ass because the game places great importance on Zerg rushes. It doesn't feel nearly as satisfying as it would if it leaned more towards an FPS but it doesn't. The game's pace is kind of slow too and rather than just increasing the spawn times they keep them short but then force you to spend 15 seconds slowly walking to the battlefield. People always rave about Overwatch having a lot of mobility but these mobility moves aren't very effective and they're all tied to a cooldown. There's also no ammo so you're actively encouraged to spam moves hoping to deal damage and charge your ultimate.

Speaking of Ultimates, the game revolves around them. Very rarely will one team best the other with just their shooting abilities because of how it's balanced. It's a game all about waiting for cooldowns and Ultimates because many heroes aren't effective without them. And speaking of balance and development, Blizzard has no idea what they're doing. They take forever to notice bugs even with people whining about them and they make some really stupid decisions. I was going to elaborate on some of these decisions but there's a character limit. Basically they seem to balance based only on internal testing, are too proud to simply undo their mistakes, and basically ignore feedback they get on their Test Server. This is a general overview of why people don't like it. I don't hate the game (in fact I just got done playing a few rounds) but Blizzard has no fucking clue what they're doing and it's frustrating.

>>386616965
>It's a FPS / MOBA hybrid.
Stopped reading. It's not.

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>>386612485
>phara in bikini

Footfags are unironically the worst people on the planet

>>386617000
Then what the fuck is it, genius?

>>386616965
>It's a FPS / MOBA hybrid
It could be a lot better if they went in on the MOBA part like Paladins. It's as much a MOBA as TF2 is.

>>386617046
A first person shooter with one or two elements that are also in MOBAs.

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Is Kaplan /ourguy/?

>>386616798
The blackwatch skin inexplicably gave her a bigger ass too

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>>386617059
>It's as much a MOBA as TF2 is.
Have you ever touched TF2 in your life?

>>386617093
Okay. Sounds exactly like what I said. It's also balanced more like a MOBA in the sense that you need your team and Ultimates to do basically anything. Maybe you shouldn't have stopped reading.

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>>386617271
>It requires teamwork so it's a MOBA

>>386617093
Those elements being? There's no items, there's no creeps, no levels, etc. The only thing is having abilities.

>>386617271
Have you? TF2 is literally the first FPS with ultimates.

>>386617339
Exactly. Ultimates re arguably the only actual MOBA element in the game since abilities on timers is not unique even in other FPS games.

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>>386617059
>It's as much a MOBA as TF2 is

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>>386617339
>TF2 is literally the first FPS with ultimates.

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>play enough to get 4 boxes, 5 including the gift one
>not a single epic loot item or higher

>>386617447
Name one way OW is more of a "MOBA" than TF2 is. Character classes? TF2 has the same concept. Ultimates? Hmmm, didn't TF2 have an ability a class could use that charged from 0% to 100%?

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>>386600528
I like her because she ticks all the boxes for me, in addition to my crippling yellow fever. Her being in shape after all and not obese, like tumblrinas so badly wanted, is but a plus.

>>386617327
There are ultimates and every character is centered around their abilities. Those are defining characteristics of a MOBA. You can say "oh, but it's just those few things" except those particular things are very significant to the game. But regardless, read the rest of my fucking post. I don't know why you're focusing on one sentence when I already stated that I had to work within a small character limit. Oh, wait, I do know. Because you didn't read the rest of what I wrote. I was explaining things to someone who knows nothing about Overwatch, not someone who's familiar with it.

>>386617339
>TF2 is literally the first FPS with ultimates.
So that's a no.

I can't believe you fucking shitters fell for their marketing ploy.
>better play to get these skins!!!!!!!!!
You will never use them.

>>386609373
kek

>>386617624
>Name one way OW is more of a "MOBA" than TF2 is.
Ultimates. Every single character has one. But if you don't like that, how about the fact that every character also has abilities on cooldown. Not different weapons - abilities. You can split hairs and tell me Overwatch isn't a MOBA, whatever, but to try and argue that Overwatch isn't any more of a MOBA than TF2 just makes you a knuckle-dragging retard.

>Hmmm, didn't TF2 have an ability a class could use that charged from 0% to 100%?
Oh does Titanfall have Ultimates too?

>>386617624
Ubercharge is more of a medic mechanic than an ultimate

By that logic a fully charged buff banner is an "ultimate"

>>386617640
>Those are defining characteristics of a MOBA
>nothing about lanes, items, levels, creeps, towers, etc.
I guess when you redefine terms to suit yourself, anything is possible. OW also meets the defining characteristics of a JRPG, since it has asian people.

>>386617757
You mean
>better pay to get these skins!!!!!!

>>386599312
is it true jeff is shipping mercyxdoomfist?

>>386617862
>ability that charges from 0% to 100%
>changes the battle dramatically
>has special lines for it
>not an ultimate
Wow, OW just became less moba-like, since multiple characters just lost their ults somehow.

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>>386599720
>Still no singlet Reinhardt

>>386617862
>By that logic a fully charged buff banner is an "ultimate"

I'm glad we are starting to agree.

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>>386617896
I didn't say it was the ONLY defining characteristic of a MOBA, I said those are defining characteristics. Like having guns and shooting are defining characteristics of an FPS game but just because I didn't mention a first-person camera doesn't mean that's not also important. Regardless, it's a hybrid. It's impossible to have every element of both because some of those elements contradict. And for the last fucking time, that sentence isn't important. I was explaining what's wrong with Overwatch to someone to has no experience with Overwatch. Saying "It's an FPS/MOBA hybrid is 1000x faster than going into every little detail especially when - once again -
I had to go back and modify what I wrote to fit within the character limit. Explaining all of the details would eat up too many characters and was beside the point of that post. You're twisting what I said because that's the only way you can come out of this not looking like an idiot.

>asian people are a defining characteristic of JRPGS
Nevermind, you're doing that just fine on your own.

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>>386618308
So MOBAs are the only games with teamwork and unique character abilities, got it.

>>386618386
So you're just trolling at this point, got it.

>>386618308
>it's okay to be wrong if it takes fewer words

>mercy feet
Guess it's time to reinstall Overwatch

>>386618446
If you can't figure out "class-based shooter" it's really your problem.

>>386617962
I saw nothing of the sort, but I don't see any Overwatch expanded universe materials. Plus I wouldn't put it past (((him))) anyways.

>>386617165
homoshippers are by far the worst part of literally any fan group.

jesus.

Tell me about the balancing issues, Anon.

>>386617339
>TF2 is literally the first FPS with ultimates.
I defy you to say something dumber than this.

>>386618609
I defy you to prove it wrong without an argument that could prove some OW characters don't have ults.

>>386618602
Two females isn't homo (as long as they're both attractive)

>>386618701
I'm someone else.

What do you think is an "ultimate" in tf2?

>>386618701
>I defy you to prove it wrong
The burden of proof is on the affirmative. This is called onus.

You do not need to be proven wrong. You need to prove your statement right. Asserting it isn't.

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>>386618602
What part of that image strikes you as being homo, particularly?

>>386618752
Ubercharge. Goes from 0% to 100%, builds up over time, has voice lines, changes the battle significantly. What is an ult if it isn't that? Define ult in a non-convoluted way where that isn't one, but no OW character doesn't have an ult.

>>386618819
So, you can't? You're so sure of yourself, yet you can't prove something you think is so stupid wrong.

>>386618604
Meant for >>386616965
The only one I'm super familiar with was that they've nerfed McRee's gun damage several times and that they finally got around to nerfing Roadhog but they did it wrong.

>>386619021
If they could get patches out more than once a year, it would probably help.

>>386618449
If it's beside the point of my fucking post, yeah. Those words quickly create a mental image in that person's head regarding what I mean. They made it clear that they were somewhat familiar with Overwatch so they knew it wasn't like League of Legends or something, but that phrase lead into my point regarding balance. Which was the point of my post. Not the second sentence. I didn't write that post with people who were familiar with the game in mind because I wasn't writing it for them. That should be abundantly clear by now.

>>386618541
Are you joking? It's not a class-based shooter so why would I use that phrase?

>>386618978
>builds up over time

No, it's based on HP healed and the amount of time it takes is player controlled. Building uber isn't a static period of time. It's in fact a part of the weapon (healgun)'s ability.

> Define ult in a non-convoluted way where that isn't one, but no OW character doesn't have an ult.
OW have ultimates, TF2 classes do not. I am someone else. I have no interest in anything other than correcting you about TF2 - It is not a game with ultimates. OW is.

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>Absolutely nerf Roadhog into a heavy breathing pin cushion
>Release Dindufist

>>386619205
>OW have ultimates, TF2 classes do not
This is what I mean by a "convoluted" definition. Really, just try. Define "ultimate" in a way that uber isn't one, but all OW ults are still ults. I don't think you can.

>>386619205
Just so you know, OW ults are player controlled as well. You build them with damage, or healing in Mercy's case. By your definition the medigun is incredibly similar to an ultimate in OW.

>>386618978
>So, you can't? You're so sure of yourself, yet you can't prove something you think is so stupid wrong.


I do not need to prove you wrong, you need to prove yourself right first.
The fallacy here is:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burden_of_proof_(philosophy)


Your statement is not assumed correct. You are assuming you're right until I prove you wrong. This is called:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question

In simplest terms:
You are right when you prove yourself right first. And not a moment sooner. Until you prove it, anyone can refute your statement.

>>386619149
Character based shooters are just class-based shooters where the classes have first and last names.

>>386619205
>and the amount of time it takes is player controlled
So, you haven't played OW or TF2? What are you doing here?

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>>386610005
Wife material

>tfw you will never marry Widow and have smurfs

>>386619395
>can't read
>plays ow
You must be a real winner.

>>386619406
Ubercharge builds faster when you are healing and not overhealing, barring certain unlocks.

>>386599430
it's to tease nerds

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>>386619418
why are french people so superior

>>386600061
open field table tennis without table?

>>386619484
>plays ow
Don't insult me like that, I'm arguing in good faith and you just fling insults?

>>386619543
OW ults are also "player controlled". And Mercy builds it by doing exactly what the Medic does.

>>386619543
Yes, and ults charge faster when healing damaged targets. Same thing.

>>386615413
just accept it anon. no one will think less of you.

>>386615803
I assume that pic was taken before Horizon launched?

>qp queues are 3+ minutes
what the fuck? even hots has shorter queues than this

>>386619617
Sorry, the burden of proof is on you to prove you're here in good faith. Because you haven't proved that, I can dismiss it without acknowledging it.

>>386619373
>>386619648
>>386619640

>Just so you know, OW ults are player controlled as well. You build them with damage, or healing in Mercy's case. By your definition the medigun is incredibly similar to an ultimate in OW.

Interesting. I literally didn't know that.

Semantic as it is though, when TF2 did it as release, it wasn't the first game to do so, and both it and games prior did not refer to them as ultimates.

I'll concede the point, seems pretty similar to a couple things in tf2

>>386619671
It's having trouble finding people around your skill.
You're either a garbage can player or the top 500.
The fact that you're complaining about it without knowing why implies you're the former.

>>386619743
What, you changed your opinion after arguing online? This is a board for humans only.

>>386619346
Not the same person.

OW's ultimates are functions of the hero themselves, rather than their weapon. Each hero's ult percent is independent of their weapon and builds based on damage from all sources, rather than a specific weapon. This includes alternate weapons, melee, etc and also builds over time.

Ubercharge is a function of the medigun, not the Medic himself. You can pick up other player's mediguns and take their uber percent for yourself. It only builds from healing WITH the medigun, not from other sources, and doesn't build over time. You can also have different ubercharges based on which medigun you use because it's a function of the weapon rather than the Medic.

In this sense, an ultimate is a special ability of a hero, not a weapon.

>>386619721
>Sorry, the burden of proof is on you to prove you're here in good faith

Certainly can and will do. In none of my posts did I throw insults your way or baselessly dismiss any of your arguing points.

Now it's your turn to try and prove this statement wrong.

>>386619572
I don't know Muhammad why don't you tell me

>>386619787
I reserve the right to change my mind.


>>386619815

>It only builds from healing WITH the medigun, not from other sources,
The crusader's crossbow at present grants ubercharge from its heals as well. The amputator might as well but I haven't looked into it.
For the most part you're right but in this particular instance I wouldn't say it's locked to the medigun's healing.

>>386619406
>Character based shooters are just class-based shooters where the classes have first and last names.
I get what you're saying but there's a difference. In class-based shooters you have specific roles with unique loadouts. One could say that TF2 popularized the existence of "Heroes" in shooters but that's not related to it being a class-based shooter. That's a side thing. Take Battefield for example. You've got an Assault, Engineer, Recon, etc. Those are classes. TF2 is the same way. But in Overwatch and MOBAs this isn't the case. There are certain roles (like Tank, Assault, Support), but those are just vague descriptions explaining what they're best at and they're not even strict descriptions since you've got tanks like Roadhog and Supports like Symmetra. Each "role" has a number of different heroes within it and they're all different. Just because there are some similarities between some of them doesn't mean they're classes. Classes are singular.

You could argue it's splitting hairs but it's true.

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>>386619890

>>386620054
You're right, I forgot about the crossbow and the amputator. But those are also specific weapons designed to synergize with the medigun through providing alternate methods of healing. So they're still independent of the Medic.

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>>386617017

>>386620087
You forgot to mention QTF came before TFC and TF2.

I have a hard time thinking of earlier class based multiplayer shooters before QTF.

Future VS Fantasy for quake might have predated qtf, but, I am not sure.

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>finally do feetskins
>don't even get the sweetiest feets in game

wtf blizz?

What's the Spy ult?

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Great job Blizzard.!

>>386619743
>Arguing against a game you don't even know the basic mechanics of. Fuck off mate

>>386620238
I don't mean to segue, but DOES the amputator's heal grant ubercharge?

The ubersaw might be another example but I'm being semantic now.

>>386619815
You can build uber using the ubersaw and the crossbow, jackass. You can also buildt it with the amputator if you wanna get tricky. And it is tied to the character since up until gunmettle where Valve decided to put fucking gun skins in the game and make weapons pickable by other players instead of instantly turning into ammo (so a good 80% of the lifetime of the damn game) your ubercharge was speciffically tied to you and nobody else. You died? Tought shit, build that again

>>386620370
Yeah, but it's only a tiny bit. They also nerfed how much crossbow gives recently too.

>>386611394
>not liking the entire female body
>being upset at footfags instead of the gayfags
c'mon, step it up!

>>386620368
>Fuck off mate
You don't want this part in your green text.

>>386620310
He becomes invisible
Scout ult is double jump

>>386608018
Gee, I wonder why...

>>386620410
>Valve decided to put fucking gun skins in the game and make weapons pickable by other players instead of instantly turning into ammo (so a good 80% of the lifetime of the damn game)

I honestly don't see the flaw here.
You can pick up and use other player's weapons of the same compatible class until you die and drop it again. I don't see the problem?

>>386620410
>it is tied to the character since up until gunmettle where Valve decided to put fucking gun skins in the game and make weapons pickable by other players instead of instantly turning into ammo (so a good 80% of the lifetime of the damn game) your ubercharge was speciffically tied to you and nobody else.
It's not tied to to the Medic, because if it was, you wouldn't be able to change your ""ult"" by using a different medigun. It's literally a special ability of the medigun you're using.

The fact that you can now pick up other player's weapons and see that the ubercharge percentage is independent of the medic isn't irrelevant because it wasn't in the vanilla version of the game, it simply proves that that was always the intention.