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Remake fucking when

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Remake fucking when
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What does the Arubesh say
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CMON CMON CMON CMON WORK
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>>386596626
Best racing game
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>>386596626
Never because (((Didney))) Jew pretends prequels don't exist.
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>>386596626
>mobile controls and QTE
>microtransactions for the parts
>3 circuits cut as DLC
>diversity quota makes anakin black and sebulba a white male
>wato nose is removed because antisemitism
I think im missing something, but you have enough reasons to NO.
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>>386596864
ITS WORKING
ITS WOOORKING
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>>386596626
ITS A NEW LAP RECORD
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>>386596626

>Wanting EA to remake a good game.

Let's just enjoy what we still have.
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>>386596826
CRACKHEADS AND DEBUTANTES
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I want to fug the Vulptereen 327
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not when, but where
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>>386597308
DRM pay to win DLC in game purchases with mountain dew™ points?
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>>386597120
Put that monkeys paw down, anon!!!
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>>386597120
I know you can't be this fucking retarded to literally believe all of this, so here's a more realistic scenario.

>Made by EA
>12 players max per race
>Base game only has 5 tracks and 6 racers
>"Free" DLC tracks at the expense of microtransactions up the ass
>Multiple people can race with the same racer in a match, but it's okay because said microtransactions will allow people to customize their racers with logos, colors, etc
>Star cards a la EA Battlefront with upgraded ranks that basically make you unstoppable until they get nerf'd 6 months later because EA is shit at balancing
>Tracks on maps that don't even make sense in the lore (Coruscant, Death Star, etc) but were only added because DUDE STAR WARS LMAO XD
>No single-player/offline modes
>But on the plus side, it's the most gorgeous game you'll ever play
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>>386596626
hopefully never
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>>386597663
Now I want to race on the Death Star

Who the fuck cares about lore.
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>>386596626
Not trying to shit on the game, but weren't like 7 tracks and had the easier difficulty levels use portions of them?

Also for some reason music only played on the final lap
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>>386597663
>>Tracks on maps that don't even make sense in the lore (Coruscant, Death Star, etc) but were only added because DUDE STAR WARS LMAO XD
That's a positive, not a negative. I'll take variety over lore in case of a racing game.
Everything else does sound awful though.
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>>386598538
Only the n64 version had music during the final lap.
Most of the tracks had the same environments, but they either expanded the tracks or used some segments of these for new tracks.
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>>386597663
>trench run in a pod racer
>ramp off giant multi battery turrets past skyscraper control down into the crooks and crannies of the Death Star's surface
>enter through the thermal vent and race into the core
yes pls
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>>386598587
>>386599152
>DUDE LET'S IGNORE 40 YEARS OF LORE AND FILMS SO WE CAN SELL SHITTY DLC LMAO IT'S JUST A GAME BRAH U MAD U MAD?!?! XD :^)

You fuckers are the reason we have shit like Rey fighting battle droids in the new Battlefront and the new trilogy being shitty remakes of the OT.
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Best racing game ever
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>>386599374
nigga its racing, what fucking lore
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>>386599617
How about pod racing being banned on most planets by the Republic? How about us getting awesome new planets like Malastare and Oovo IV? You and I and everyone else knows that EA is going to ruin the lore in the worst possible ways by giving us tracks on planets that don't even make sense ("Pay $30.00 USD and race on the 2nd Death Star right before it explodes!") so they can appeal to people's false nostalgia and reuse assets from Battlefront so they don't have to actually put any effort in. They're not going to give us new planets like the original podracer game did, and even if they did they'd just be the most bland, unimaginative shit you can think of because Disney is incapable of originality.
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>>386599990
>I hate fun because GOTTA TAKE MUH SCI FI SERIOUSLY WHERE MA TENDIES REEEEEEEE
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>>386600527
>Actually defending EA and the Mouse butchering decades of lore for money because "haha brah wouldn't it be cool to race on the death star haha i'm such a nerd XD"

Did you even read my post, you retard? Anyone with a brain knows EA will put out a shit game and people like you are the reason they can keep getting away with it. Kindly commit suicide.
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This was really fun in the arcades.
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>>386596626
It will be the new arcade release in between the next BF game

Basically like 1943
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>>386597120
What if it was a similar model to Real Racing 3?
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>>386601105
>getting angry over a shitty franchise and a shitty racing game
im glad disney owns star wars, it didnt get shit just because they own it, it was always shit
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>>386597464
upvoted ;)
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>im glad disney owns star wars, it didnt get shit just because they own it, it was always shit
(You)
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>>386596626
>criterion in Burnout 3 prime makes a pod racing game with today's graphics.
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I want a phantom menace (ps1) remake
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>>386601894
Those graphics
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YABOO
hahahey
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RACER REVENGE SUPERIOR

DUAL STICK POD CONTROLS OR GTFO

IF YOU DISAGREE YOU SHOULD BE PLAYING MARIO KART OR SOME SHIT WHERE YOU JUST HOLD A BUTTON AND GO

PROVE ME WRONG (YOU FUCKING CAN'T)
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Didn't they released rogue squadron last year or so again? have some hope.
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