Disagree and I WILL FUCKING BEAT YOUR NECKBEARD FATASS TO A PULP!
Also where are Bayo model rips from steam game? I want to make SFM porn of this.
Which would you prefer?
A) Bayonetta is your girlfriend
B) Bayonetta is your mother
C) Bayonetta is both your mother and your girlfriend
D) You turn in to one of Bayonetta's shoes
Bayo's climax isn't nude enough
>>386587085
C because incest is best
D but a gun and she uses them as dildos
>>386587097
this shit always made me uncomfortable
is the gold embroidery fucking stitched into her skin or some shit?
would it tear flesh if some sicko tugged at it?
>>386586824
I disagree. I can't find her attractive unless it's fan art.
>>386587085
C, I didn't know I've wanted this until now
>>386587440
Bayo cosplayers have BIG TITTIES, this is good.
Are you fucking gay?
>>386587440
Her Bayo 2 design would be arousing to me had it not been for the fact that she now looks like my mom and it feels really weird.
>>386587339
magnetism
>>386587574
>are you fucking gay?
No, I guess the design doesn't appeal to me. Ever see a woman that looks hot but doesn't hit anything for you?
SMASH HER IN SMASH BROS
>>386587085
C, I want someone whose bosom I can stuff my face in at the end of the day and lose my worries.
>>386587894
>hear Yahtzee say Bayonetta doesn't fit on the wii u because "you would never see her in smash bros or anything like that"
>this happens
It's like he's a clairvoyant.
>>386588039
Yahtzee is a britbong with shit taste in games and babes
>>386588180
What babes does he like?
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!
>>386588217
The ones with dicks obviously
I tried to play this game and didn't make it out of the graveyard thanks to all the edgy sacrilege.
>>386588283
Ah, a man of taste.
>>386588332
Wat
>>386588332
>>386588332
Were you trying to get Pure Platinum or just a baiting faggot?
>>386587637
Well then POST YOUR MOM
>Playing Bayonetta
>Get to the Space Harrier level that's way too long
At least the bike level is pretty quick.
>When you want a BF but no one is worthy and the ones that would be worthy only live like lousy ~85 years
>>386588957
Yeah that's my least favourite part of the game, doesn't help that you fight those 2 big boss dudes AGAIN, and that's not even the last time.
>>386588332
>edgy sacrilege
Are you retarded anon, even if you knew nothing about the story it's obvious that they're monstrous abominations
Did anyone actually watch the Bloody Fate movie?
Is it any good?
What other games let you mess with cutscenes while they're happening?
It's a shame that some of the bosses in Bayo2 are so dependent on witch time. I guess that's the reason that Non Stop Infinite Climax was removed. It's still a great game though.
>>386588653
>Bayo holding her Children's Edition Bible upside down and pretending to read while performing black magic to raise her magical negro. Angels come to stop that shit but she's sheriff of the cosmos and a higher authority so puts them in check by killing them and stealing their halos. Also they're dumb flying monkeys and Bayonetta's part of the mob besides being policeman in the war between heaven and hell.
That's what I saw. We didn't play the same game?
>>386589401
I didn't watch it but it seems like the general consensus was that it sucked or was average at best sadly
>>386589776
But who was the Eggman fellow they kept mentioning?
>>386589804
How can they hate this scene?
It's obvious Bayo is qt
>>386589776
>performing black magic to raise her magical negro
>she's sheriff of the cosmos and a higher authority
>Bayonetta's part of the mob
>policeman in the war between heaven and hel
But none of that is correct.
>>386589401
Watched it directly after playing the game because I wanted more Bayo.
It's just a retelling of the 1st game with slight changes that make it worth a watch even if you know the game inside out I guess. It's ... okBayo takes a bath with her little self
>>386589087
>Implying luka won't find a way to become immortal
>>386586824
isnt bayonetta like 8 feet tall?
>>386590364
No, she's shorter than Luka who's just some dude.
Her legs are extremely disproportionate though.
>>386590364
I don't think so. She's a good bit shorter than Luka.
>>386590431
>Her legs are extremely disproportionate though
All the better to squeeze me with
>>386590431
>>386590515
>Luka
Cheshire.
>>386590364
It might appear that way to manlets, but no
Bayonetta is NOT a babe however she is a good example of a single mother,
Who is the buck toothed bitch in op and where can I see more of her
>>386590720
SHE IS A BABE! STFU
>>386590720
>she is a good example of a single motherShe doesn't have any children.
>>386590720
How is she a good example of a mother when she doesn't have kids
>>386590728
https://www.deviantart.com/art/The-Witch-Hunt-is-Over-Bayonetta-332685025
>>386590893
Why not lit. save it from there
>>386590720
Anita please leave
>>386586824
This girl was a lot hotter 5 years ago and now has a nasty-ass arm tattoo and looks like she loaded a shotgun with make-up and fired it at her face
>babe
>>386590828
>>386590892
no I skimmed a LP of the second game and I saw a child, therefore she is a motherit's a Feminist Frequency joke, Anita said that
>>386591056
Kamiya is so consistently based.
>>386587085
E) You are Bayonetta
>>386590995
>Anita
>>386591156
>Feminist Frequency
Wow. I had forgotten that she even existed.
>>386589945
The problem being, that's the only good scene in the movie.
>>386587514
Man of taste
>>386587905
But especially for this reason. Mommy gfs are the best gfs.
>>386587085
C) Doesn't stop her from stepping on me so D is kinda in the package too
>>386591290
Sorry to remind you anon, but I'm reminded of that video every Bayo thread
>>386590893
That's the Rodin raging demon grab in 2 right
THE SHADOW REMAINS CAST
THE SHADOW REMAINS CAST
THE SHADOW REMAINS CAST
THE SHADOW REMAINS CAST
>>386591675
Who is the one saying that anyway?
>>386591056
how can other even devs compete?
>>386586824
come on over you fuckin loser. your dad and i are gonna beat the fucking shit out of you for jerking off to pixels you stupid faggot.
Bayo has a fucking cool moveset!
Breakdance is my favourite!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXgfRjH_AAs
>>386591765
Think it was Bayos mom? Or that elder witch that talks during the start menu cutscene
>>386591765
The head priestess lady from the flashbacks that said Bayo was a filthy gaijin and Jeanne shouldn't pick her for her fight.
>>386591631
>not a single "gaming journalist" complained about this (not even in the first game)
Goes to show how far they get in games.
>>386592007
Polygon complained that Bayo 2 was too sexist while saying that it's otherwise a perfect game so they dropped the score to 7/10.
did anyone beat the game with King Zero?
Bayo also has HOT FIGMAS, Phat did not disappoint
>>386592131
>Polygon
I always go back and watch upon mention of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3pQ0oO_cDE
>>386586824
Bayonetta > Devil May Cry
It's just more fun and dynamic. Sorry nostalgiafags.
>>386591765
>>386591949
Yeah sounds like that old witch lady. I suppose it refers to her demon contract not being over yet. Since Bayo doesn't cast her own shadow but Madama Butterfly's and the moment that stops is when she gets to enjoy the pleasures of hell foreverWould you dig an ending where she finds a way to free herself from the contract and become a "normal" womanthat starts a family with Luka?
>>386592401
I agree with this. I played DMC3 and 4 right before playing Bayonetta and the difference was staggering with how much more I enjoyed the latter.
>>386592257
Are you retarded?
>>386587085
C.
https://pastebin.com/0d5eLmaA
>>386592257
>figmas
eat a bullet
>>386592426
When there are no more enemies to fight, it would be a plausible way to end it. Eternal life isn't really that great, esepcially if there is nothing you can really use your power on. Even though the thought of Bayo being a mere mortal is weird.
>>386592631
>>386592674
>>386592806
That's not a figma you giant fucking retard.
Bayonetta is pretty cool. Action figures are shit. People who want them to be their mom instead of gf are fucked in the head. dmc and ng are still better though.
>>386592401
Liked them equally but DmC ruined the entire DMC series for me because I fucking despise reboots esepcially when they are bad but I can't just ignore them. Old DMC is erased and that feels like ass.
>>386593032
Play Arts Kai can do no wrong, shut your lying mouth
>>386593032
>People who want them to be their mom instead of gf are fucked in the head
Everyone's picking C though.
>>386592257
the amiibo have a better faces than that
>>386593136
Is that why they brought old Dante for PxZ, PxZ2 and Marvel vs Capcom Infinite?
>>386593217
Then they're fucked in the head and indecisive.
>>386593189
I don't know what that is but it sounds like some barbie shit.
>>386593283
t b h the bayo amiibos are way better looking than the other amiibos.
>>386592806
Don't think that's an official statue, just the Phat one and the 2 figures are iirc
>>386593292
To be fair, the reason they have DMC3 dante in Infinite is because they are just reusing the models from UMVC3. If DmC had released earlier, they would be using donte's reused model
>>386593292
>MvC
It looks like a perverted fusion of DmC and DMC3 dante to the point where it's just neither of them
>>386593373
>Then they're fucked in the head and indecisive.
Why? It's both at the same time. If she were your mother and gf she's far more likely to love you, a girlfriend can leave, a mother won't unless she's a deadbeat whore.
>>386593457
>is because they are just reusing the models from UMVC3.
No they aren't, if that were the case the MVCI models wouldn't look abysmal.
>>386593481
Yeah that's just unskilled modelers, because everyone else also looks hideous.
>>386593504
Because you're programmed not to want to fuck your immediate family, you might be a defective model.
>>386593396
>Censored palate
I.. what?
>>386593647
it's pretty phallic, bro. those jappos can never be too sure when the mosaic police show up.
>>386593618
It's literally the same models and assets though, different style. Only one who got changed was Hawkeye
I want Bayo to suck on my lollipop, I'm fine if she bites it off too.
>>386593380
i have them both because im not paying 50+ for a figure, but the guns have the same gemstone and both faces are weird
>>386593782
>It's literally the same models and assets though
What the fuck is wrong with your eyes? They look absolutely nothing alike. Jesus christ you people.
>Bayonetta Switch Joicon edition
>>386593853
What's the best Bayo doujin?
>>386594218
Futa anything.
>>386594218
I need to know this, it is important.
>ywn live with Bayonetta and Jeanne and see them walking around in nothing but tshirts
Played the game thanks to GWG but holy fuck I thought it would never end. Especially the mission with the bike and missile.i want Bayo to sit on my face
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>>386592836
people think any statue or figure is a figma
>>386594483
GWG?
>>386587738
Gold is not magnetic
>>386594505
Yeah they should just call them dolls.
>>386587085
I think you have much to explain, friend.
>Bayo will never use your face for a throne
Why exist
>>386594517
Games with Gold. Xbox Live gold membership gets you like 3 free games a month, one is a backwards compatible game
>>386594505
Idiots think that.
Figma is a series of articulated figures made by max factory.
>>386594469
>>386589684
When I found out you could do that this instantly became my favourite costume. And then they removed it in 2 for some reason.
>>386594729
So Bayo is bi?
Still fine by me.
Rodin's voice actor is getting old.
>>386591056
God I want to fuck Natalie Mars so bad.
I swear to god, Platinum Games has the BEST character designs
>>386594920
Bi or lesbo?
>>386595029
She's straight but Jeanne's her fuck buddy
>>386595140
>She's straight but has sex with a woman
Does anyone know how to mod the music in this game on pc?
>>386595221
deal with it faggot
>>386594926
He sounded kinda weak in Bayo 2.
>>386594469
>ywm ne their male housemaid
Mmmmmmmmmmm
>plow through bayonetta in a weekend
>tfw no bayo 2 on pc
>>386595565
What a day!
>>386595584
Play it on the Wii U emulator!
>>386592806
That's not thicc
>>386590364
She is if you scale her to be proportion with human heads, but if you scale her for just human sized, it means she has a tiny head.I prefer her being 8 feet tall
>>386595584
How's the CEMU version coming along anyway, haven't heard anything in a while
>>386595584
On Cemu 1.9 it works like a charm. I finished Bayo 2 on the Cemu version before that and it was already in an enjoyable state
>>386595584
CEMU brah
>>386587085
Definitely C.
>>386595790
Witch time sound is fixed, lots of flickering is fixed and cutscenes lag less.
>>386595584
>plow through bayonetta
wish i could
>>386595584
it's not worth emulating
>>386596165
Yes it is
>>386596165
Yeah they casualized it by toning down QTEs in cutscenes.
>>386586824
POLL
http://poal.me/xvngb9
http://poal.me/xvngb9
http://poal.me/xvngb9
>>386596325
>poll colors don't match up
fuck
>>386596325
i voted other, my answer is "she's not on my dick rn"
>>386596441
you can comment on the poll page too
>>386596325
Poll was lame, try harder next time
>>386596325
BETTER POLL
http://poal.me/k6okal
http://poal.me/k6okal
>>386595584
>This is a move for childrens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcg5rN-jlawI want Dreamworks 2D stuff back again
>>386596859
>Picked Bayonetta, no brainer
DmC reboot still sucks ass
>>386593396
*crawls inside*
*gets lovingly digested by mommy bayo*
*perishes in peace knowing i served as a wholesome meal for mommy bayo*
Do people actual whack it over Bayo? It's my favorite game but she's never been remotely sexually appealing to me
>>386596962
kys yourself
>>386597083
They've made a lot of porn of her including lots fo doujins so, yeah. Fanart can make something more arousing.
>>386597083
When she's drawn with proportions that aren't like that of flamingo, yes. Also her Smash 4 model has more normal proportions, so it's actually sexy.
>>386595565
Can you imagine how strong this rendition of Bayo would actually be? She could kill Dante by throwing Jupiter at him
>>386591631
DIE ONE THOUSAND DEATHS
>>386596245
and giving you witch time when you dodge any move
and making the cutscenes boring
and making the writing atrocious
and ruining juggles
and giving everyone except bayo and enzo bad redesigns
and ruining the scoring system
oh but they fixed one thing so i guess it's better
>>386597307
Dante can't die.
>>386597417
DANTE MUST DIE
>>386597083
same and same
Still waiting for nude Bayo model rips.
>>386598274
Don't think the original model was that good, they redid it in the WiiU ver and added more polygons iirc
>>386598694
Are there rips?
>>386599672
Yes, I've seen sfm porn of it.
>>386599672
Not sure never looked it up
When is Bayonetta 2 coming to steam?
>>386600970
When Nintendo sells the rights.
>>386600970
When you lose your virginity.
>>386592637
Thanks
>>386587085
F) Bayonetta is your dad.
>>386586824
virgin e-celeb cult worship
fuck off back to school faggot
>>386587637
shouldn't that make it more arousing
>>386603326
Does nu/v/ have to spout the latest buzzwords they don't understand
>>386589684
JASON
JASON
JASON
>>386587085
C, definetly
>>386603254
Must save this for later
>>386593619
Just like all of us.
She makes a great MILF
Bayo incest is best
step aside
>>386591631
has anyone ever asked kamiya if she's being fucked there?
like she's clutching her fucking asshole
>>386593032
>mod NG with Bayo skin
That'd be the best Bayo ever.
>>386597083
Fag
>>386604728
>Demon also looking lax and smoking a cig afterward
Yeah he definitely fucked
>>386604728
Are you dense?
>>386593032
Bayo is better than DMC in literally every single way.
>>386603326
what?
>>386605063
I know it seems obvious but Kamiya's weird so I wondered if anyone's actually tried asking about it.
>>386605539
Even if you asked him the obvious, he'd joke about it saying "no".
>>386605635
Kamiya is a dick but we love him for it.
>>386607115
>>386595584
play it again on hardbayo 2 isnt as good anyways
>>386607591
Yeah it's a pretty lazy rehash.
>>386586824
Wrong.
>>386608009
>it is stupid that she has short hair on the sequel
He's right.
>>386608009
How about you fuck off, neofaggot!
>>386607591
on hard I'm stuck fighting 2 gracious's and 1 glorious because I can't into dodge offset
i can memorize combos fine, but holding buttons during a combo instead of pressing them is too much for my limited muscle memory
>>386589821
>inb4 they reveal it in the hypothetical bayo3 as a high class demon that just got tired of the human world and went back to hell
Post Bayonetta webms
>>386609734
>>386607350
thats a good wallpaper
>>386610061
Save it, it's all yours my friend.
>>386610061
if you buy the game on steam they have a goodies folder with all kinds of shit
>>386609973
i wish the full release ran like that
>>386610061
>>386610442
bayo 1 is on xbox one now though.
>>386610557
>>386608009
>screencaptures a legitimately sjw neogaf post as an argument
>>386609734
>>386610646
i need to use all these
>>386610965
>>386611031
>>386611121
>>386610953
I wish she would ride me like that
>>386611195
>>386611195
I just can't think she's hot with proportions like that...
>>386611305
>>386611392
This is unironically my desktop
>>386609734
>>386611805
Where can I find this?
>>386611805
T-they're fast!
>>386611892
Just search "Eyes of Bayonetta Documentary" on youtube.
Seriously, Platinum Games are super talented motherfuckers!
>>386612212
this sounds like a youtube comment.
>>386597083
once and I could only do it once
>>386587085
C is the only real choice
>>386613793
delete this immediately
this is a blue board