Why don't you own Splatoon 2, the definitive online shooter?

>>386584623
I do, though I don't know if I'd say it was MORE definitive than Halo 5 and, holy shit PCdevs step your fucking game up

>>386584623
>spending $300 on a onegaem box + $60
no thanks

>>386584623
realtalk i cannot wait to see the playerbase of these empty multiplayer-focused nintendo games tank when they actually start charging people money for them.

they were stupid to let the first year of switch be free online cuz how many kids are going to understand why they suddenly have to pay next year to play online? better hope all those kids also have up to date compatible phones for the fucking retarded app.

in fact what will you even be paying for when nintendo starts charging for online, if the app is still free on your phone and does most of the work?

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>console shooter
>definitive anything

But I do own it and it's awesome. Splatfest was a blast and it feels good to win against overwhelming odds.
Fuck Marinafags, you are the worst.

>>386584908
worked for sony for a while

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>>386584623
I don't have the switch.

It's a shame, it somewhat remind me of lost planet 2, and it's one of my favorite shooter.

>>386584908
Too bad nobody cares about your opinion since the damned thing is constantly sold out in US and Japan. I bet you are a Europoor.

>>386584623

I do own it. Unfortunately I can 't play right now because I have to wait for Sky to come and set up my home internet.

>>386584623
I have it and it's awesome. It's aesthetics and music remind me of Jet Set Radio.
Just hoping Nintendo doesn't fuck up Nintendo Switch Online next year.

>>386584623
worse than the first game

>>386585403
Why Lost Planet 2 of all games? It has no grappling hook, no gigantic robots...why?

>>386585346
more like it worked for shitposters for a while. a long while. in fact they kept saying it long after it became provably wrong. (which was pretty fast).

pretty sure 64 million people didn't buy a ps4 to play a game that only sold about 2 and a half million copies.

fact: more people downloaded Let it Die than bought a copy of Bloodborne

>Yfw you realize Splatoon is the result of Nintendo watching "counter strike for kids" and not realizing it's a joke

>>386585513
>worse than panic button invincibility/free momentum/instant overtime killer specials the game
if you're a shitter, maybe

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>>386585403
It is nothing like lost planet 2.
Holy shit you're in for some disappointment

>>386585473
I still can't believe they have the nerve to charge for this trainwreck.
If they are going to charge for fucking p2p, then the least they could do is provide dedicated servers. If it stays this way, they literally charge money for absolutely nothing.
No, I don't care that Microsoft and Sony does this already, I don't pay them either and it doesn't excuse Nintendo to do it.

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>>386584623
i got a job, just hold on....... lemme get the money for it

>>386584623
>definitive online shooter
>on Nintendo Switch
kek, no thanks. I own a Switch and it's exclusively for the single player games.

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pls don't bully the low level noobs

I own it, but the game gives me horrible motion sickness so I don't play it very much.

>online

Answered your own question there, champ.

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Because I'm poor desu and still have first Splat.

Feel like it's not worth getting it that much, still have this one. Still cheering for Pearl and her fine ass big mighty forehead, just because I don't have the game doesn't mean I can't root for her.

Whenever the day comes, I might already be splatting too late, but eh.

Real talk, why doesn't Sony enable the gyro aiming on the bazillions of fps games on PS4?

This shit is awesome, the closest you controllercucks will ever get to the precision of KB/M. I can't go back to regular gamepad aiming after this, and the DS4 already has gyro so it's infuriating that the option is not there. Fucking why?

Better question, why isn't gyro aiming a thing already in general?

>>386585649
Only the inkzooka was OP, in the new game specials are either situational, have no impact or are suicide.

>>386585971
It's not up to sony, it's up to the developers.

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>>386585608
>mad

Say what you will about the switch, it has a much better launch and first year lineup than either rival console this gen and perhaps one of the best lineups ever?

>>386586125
Really? Then what the fuck is wrong with the developers? Actually, Sony could enforce them to make this option mandatory, like how they enforce trophies already. I think this feature is criminally underused.

>>386586209
In your opinion it has one of the best lineups. but ever since gamergate I've spat on popular opinion.

>>386586209
$0.05 has been deposited into your account.

In all seriousness I can't believe people would consider the Switch's exclusives lineup to be impressive. If you don't care about multiplayer games you are instantly down to just Zelda which I already played on my Wii U.

>>386586281
okay

objectively the best of this Gen though

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>>386586209
>best lineups ever

top kek

>>386584908
>Eets okey ween sooney soony duz eet!

>>386586382
I never said it was good for the exclusives alone, that said they are pretty good.

>>386585980
>Only the inkzooka was OP, in the new game specials are either situational, have no impact or are suicide
You really think being able to turn invincible while being shot to death wasn't OP? You think being able to instantly end a TC / RM push, especially overtime, wasn't OP? And the specials requiring more effort and awareness to use is a good thing. You thinking that any of them are suicide shows that you are shit

>>386586431
what's your point. Don't forget PS2 had terrible launch titles also

>>386586431
Are you retarded? He said launch and first year lineups.

>>386586382
The "exclusive" lineup is great if you didn't buy a Wii U.
>BotW
>Mario Kart 8
>Splatoon 2
And all within 5 months of launch. That's 3 8/10 or higher games in under half a year, and there's still Xenoblade 2 and Mario Odyssey coming out this year.

That is legitimately the BEST first year lineup since the SNES. Nothing, besides the Dreamcast, even comes close.

>>386586398
The 60 million who bought a Ps4 would argue otherwise.

>>386586761
>That's 3 8/10 or higher games in under half a year,
Again, if you consider them 8/10 games, fine. But not all of us agree.

>>386586769
And most of those are normies who bought it for sports games. If mobile games don't count - which, if they did, would completely BTFO the Playstation - then sports games don't count either, since they're pretty much the same level of casual cocksucker garbage as Candy Crush, except with even less integrity.

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>>386586769
that's nice

>>386586761
This.
I never owned a Wii U and the lineup is perfect for me. I also like how new major games come out each month to make up for the soft launch.

>>386586874
But they're all 8/10 or higher. If you disagree, fine, but that's irrelevant

>>386586874
okay

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I just got it yesterday and it's fun as hell. Fuck salmon run for starting at the beginning of my shift.

Anyone have tips for sensitivity? I'm going with high stick and low motion but I can barely hit anyone.

>>386586761
You need to ease off the koolaid chugging dude.

Arms, Spla2n and MK8D are all multiplayer focused games, and like a ton of other Switch releases, they feel like (or just ARE) wii u games that were brought over to Switch instead. There's also no real depth to them from a competitive standpoint (I'm sorry but no matter how many guns Splatoon2 has, it's just wildly shooting paint everywhere in the end, anyone who is taking the game even slightly seriously as a TPS will just spank all the literal children playing. It's not even hard to just camp on their spawn and kill them when they appear)

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>>386586912
>>386586902
>>386586990
>>386587004
>popular opinion is always wrong, people who like the ps4 are like flies who eat shit
>but Splatoon is objectively good because alot of people like it, millions of people can't be wrong

The four of you are sending me mixed signals.

>>386587242
I use the opposite. -0.5 stick, 2.5 motion.

>>386587253
having a high rating is not equivalent to having a large consumer base

>dualies teammate rolls in front of you
>blocks your ink
>shoots over turf you've already inked
>rolls around even when there's no enemies nearby
>superjumps into sea of dead teammates

Are dualiesfags the dumbest Splatoon players?

>>386587242
stick max, motion 4

>>386587353
>sitting at -1 default
eh might bump up motion when not playing chargers

I'm curious to see what's going to happen once they start charging for online and now that they also have regional matchmaking now. I wonder how much of the population will dwindle.

>>386586923
>I never owned a Wii U and the lineup is perfect for me.

I'm not denying the legitimacy of that angle of appeal, although it does raise a paradox in my eyes. Like, if Switch owners are really psyched to get a shitload of Wii U sequels/remakes/ports, then how can they simultaneously say Wii U library was bad?

Logically wouldn't they just be reselling games people didn't want the first time? Or will people finally admit they don't care about anything except being marketed to properly?

>>386587242
both of my options are increased but more so on motion, I typically play charger and this gives me the ability to do swing around reaction shots like I would with a mouse

Just got my favorite weapon, the .52 gal, so I'm wrecking ranked right now. I wish it had something better than point sensor, though, that's worthless. I miss my seekers.

>>386585649
Tick date is trash. Music and maps are worse

>>386587527
I played on -0.5 in the first game. The gyro on the pro controller doesn't feel nearly as sensitive.

>>386587564
Are there people who say the Wii U library was bad? I thought it was pretty solid overall, just lacking 3rd party support because they're cowards.

>>386587242
If you aren't use to it, higher sensitivity motion may actually be easier since you will need to recenter less often. The default for Splatoon 1 was significantly higher than it is in 2. Lower sensitivity can work well for long range weapons where you will generally have enemies in a more narrow field of vision and need extra precision.

>>386587527
>eh might bump up motion when not playing chargers
Why would you have it decreased for chargers? Thats most of what I play and I don't see the logic here. Being able to simply tilt your wrist to make quick shots is necessary.

>>386587248

Yeah I guess beating kids makes them feel good about themselves?

>>386585814
A woman is bad at something. Who would have thought

>>386587253
>popular opinion is always wrong
uhh I never said that, sweetie

>>386587412
>Player Unknown Battlegrounds has more people playing it than both DOTA and LOL combined

Wtf I love pubG?!

Why is splatzones the worst gamemode? What makes it so unforgivably awful?

>>386587724
>Are there people who say the Wii U library was bad?
all the fucking time, i hear pretty much nothing but shitposting about wii u these days. maybe the narrative is changing now on some of the wii u's library when people realized they were gonna have to defend those same games when ported over to Switch as being part of a good first year lineup

>>386584623
Because i am broke.

I owned a Wii u. And I'm still enjoying the switch. Though I'm sure I would like it more if I didn't ever own a Switch

>>386587993
Because you just paint the zone and push into the enemy base while the extremely quick timer ticks down. At least for TC and RM you need to put one of your players into a disadvantageous scenario in order to score. It's fun, but it's still worse than the other modes.

>>386587353
>>386587516
>>386587569
>>386587762
Thanks all. Looks like I'll start dialing it up as I am currently using the paint roller and MG.

>>386585270
Halo's popularity didn't just form from the aether. Although, 99% of console shooters weren't as good as Halo either so it's more of an exceptional thing

>>386588228
>Halo's popularity didn't just form from the aether.
Of course it didn't. It sprung forth from Microsoft's 5 hundred billion dollar marketing team.

>>386588423
You're a fucking retard. If the popularity of Halo were directly related to its marketing alone, then Halo 4 and 5, which ramped up the marketing harder than ever, should have been the BESTEST and MOST POPULAR games among fans. But they weren't, and they aren't. Because they weren't as well designed as Bungie's games back then, and the state of modern competitive Halo accurately reflects the total lack of respect 343 and Microsoft had for Halo as a series after ODST/Reach. The series for most people just ended with those, even though later games still sold millions on brand alone.

Look up pics of the last Halo World Championships, it's a fucking shitshow. Low attendance, low energy.

>>386587779
I tend to be the one to hold down spots while seeing down the field, so I dont tend to wildly flick my controller around when I play it
large movements with stick, precise shots with motion

>>386588810
>they weren't as well designed as Bungie's games

hmm...debatable. 5 has some of the best MP ever even outside of Halo games.

>>386587670
Maps are better, but we still need more, which will come in time. Music is better, except for the lack of Hightide Era. Tickrate is inexcusably bad though, you're right

>>386589168
Maps are much worse in general. They brought back the worst maps from the first game but removed the best ones, which is hilarious.

>tfw I won't be able to play until at least october
I hope it's not dead by then.

>>386589314
Moray is the only returning map, though. Generally, all of the new maps actually seem to have some thought put into them based on how Splat 1 played out. They're more segmented and have more flanking options.

>>386584623
Because /v/ taught me to hate shooters

>>386589314
sure

>>386589141
The removal of splitscreen local play imo is part of the reason Halo 5's MP isn't talked about fondly, in addition to the campaign being just... really really shit. just like halo4's campaign was. 343 are simply not good writers like the folks who handled the originals (what the fuck happened to the writers of ODST? that game had great lines and lots of iconic moments that are totally lacking in 343's later titles)

>>386589428
They're less segmented and more linear which is why the TC and RM mechanics had to be changed for the worse. They are also poorly balanced in favor of sloshers and basically killed chargers, while the first game had good maps for every weapon.

>>386589539
Go back to your turf war kid

>>386589314
The maps are way better. They completely fixed Mackerel, Moray is largely better, and there's nothing where certain weapons aren't viable like og Mackerel or Tiggerfish SZ. And there aren't genuinely shit designs like Bluefin or Pirahna Pit (or og Mackerel). They're all balanced really wwell for both shortrange and long range weapons, and they have a lot of interesting paths and terrain without being shit on certain modes like Blackbelly or Saltspray. More old maps will be returning( we already have some partial data for them in the updates), and considering the improvements to the 2 we have now, they'll be even better

>>386589764
>They're less segmented and more linear
Not at all.

>>386589764
Oh shit, you're a retard! The TC and RM changes are absolutely for the better, the maps didn't hurt sloshers at all, and the maps are not more segmented or linear. Just look at RM in Humpback or Mussleforge for proof of that. Chargers are less prominent right now, but they are still great in the hands of competent people, like those you see in S+ ranks.

See also: >>386589947

>>386590192
*didn't hurt chargers. oops. And I know you said less segmented and more linear, but they are neither segmented nor linear. Humpback is a great example of a mape that has great flow (not segmented) while not being linear in any regard either

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I'm not a degenerated pedophile.

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>>386587670
>>386589314
definitely agree on the music part, the music is much less memorable than the music from the first one and I'm hoping they give us the option of getting the old music back with the amiibo. I'm mixed on the newer stages, there's some fun ones but they all feel much blander than the splatoon 1 ones which all seemed to try very hard to differentiate themselves from the other stages which made them all feel incredibly unique. I really hope saltspray rig and kelp dome can make it back eventually.

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>post YFW you see a Tri-Slosher main

>>386585270
Splatoon's gyro controls are just as good as KB&M on PC. Being on console doesn't effect it at all, you moron.

>>386585513
Kraken fag spotted.

>>386584623
Console shooters are irrelevant. Would be cool if Halo came to PC though since it's a great series.

>>386585346
There's no way these kinds of posts, whether Sony or Nintendo, aren't falseflaggers.

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Salmon run time!

>>386584623
would love to have splatoon 1 or 2 on pc. These games look fun and I'm not even really into multiplayer games anymore.

>>386593778
Not the guy but, yeah that's pretty spot on,
Maybe not as accurate as KB&M but it works pretty well.

>>386594493
Its so weird to hear that now. I feel like the series fell through a dark hole and was forgotten forever. it used to be my whole town was talking about each release of Halo, and then it went into PC and its now like a retarded kid they keep in a basement and never talk about

>>386594929
The weapons are amazing this time too

>>386595091
Xbox exclusive*

Fuckin' typo'd that

>>386594929
two days in a row? NANI?

>>386585971
Gyro is for people bad at video games

>>386586585
IT HAD THAT FIREWORKS GAME

>>386595260
its always two days then one day break

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>get trapped in a corner with no way out
>enemy throws a bomb right in my face and waits for the inevitable kill
>I've already super jumped away

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But I do own it.

t. MayoQueen Masterrace

>>386584623
Because Marie's a cunt.

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>>386596638
>tfw you couldn't save the superior sister

>>386596173
Why are people always complaining, then?

>>386596919
its that fun

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>>386597461
>deleted

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I'm actually enjoying it a lot more than I did the first one. It just kind of feels more fresh.

>>386585814
This was pretty cute.

>>386585714
>If it stays this way, they literally charge money for absolutely nothing.
Then they'd be just like their competition then.

>>386598172
Microsoft at least provides dedicated servers.

played the test splat. its fun, but not that fun. i dont understand the hype

>>386598894
If it makes any difference, you only played the casual mode. There are 3 more competitive modes that, imo, are much more entertaining

>>386585714
>>386598806
splatoon is not peer to peer despite what shitposters tell you

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>>386598063
are you not moving forward until you find the map in a level or something?

>>386599031
Yes it is.

>>386599526
1 is.

>>386598806
And yet the vast majority of online games on the Xboxes don't use them. It's still either peer to peer and or some other servers of the developers'.

>>386600408
They both are.

>>386587248
You literally just watched the Dunkey video and think you know about Splatoon

>>386595413
And Aim-assist is for people even badder t games, so what gives.

>>386600408
>>386600730
no they aren't the reason they even had the test fires was to test their servers