IT'S PAYNE

>this thing is bad because bad reasons pay my bills now plz

THAT'S FUCKED UP

>>386575663
I was hoping that it was out instead.

>>386576017
wtf
Did you think he was talking about crowbcat?
Does /v/ even play video games?
Will there ever be a day when it would be possible to enforce age restriction?

PAIN TO THE MAX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K70wRs81QRY

Check my neighbor of the devil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un-9b9HguPk

How do you even get so based

>>386576604
It's "neighbor of the beast", and you're way off anyway.

>>386576676
fuck I was playing through them like 2 weeks ago and already forgot

Don't answer that.
A rhetorical question.

Actually just met Sami last month by freak accident.
I burgered like the awkward fuck I am and the only thing I told him was "Alan Wake was cool t-thanks for that" didn't even mention Payne.
I also kinda thought about telling him to make "the face" but figured he hears that shit all the time so I just speedwalked the fuck away. Feels bad man.

>>386576492
>Enemies can open doors

>>386576664

>Could you have written a better Max Payne movie?
>Yes
Lel
He DID write that movie tho, right? So it's self criticism?

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>>386575663
IN THE BUTT

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>>386576987
>You will never get your picture taken with Sami

>>386576987
of all the times you could activate autismos
like you could have gone autismo around a girl but instead you do it to sam

>>386576987

Damn I wonder how often he hears "Payne to the max" etc.
He did this to himself I guess and there are worse fates than being Max...Payne... no wait, there really aren't. But you know what I mean.

Niagara, as in you cry a lot?

>>386576370
don't you mean upP

"The things I want" by Max Payne

Foggetaboutit, ehehe, just foggetaboutit.

>>386577173
Beau Thorne

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>>386578090

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>ywn be 17 again and have the edgiest max payne quotes in your MSN status

https://youtu.be/_fCDPpWHlBI

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC2Fcsghlf0

>there are people who actually can't see that Max Payne 3 was an ideal continuation of Max's downward spiral
>brainlets can't grasp the perfect ending to a dramatic series just because it doesn't have a grainy filter set in noir york

WHACK 'IM

>>386579187
The writing just isn't there, sorry Dan.

>>386577245
You're killing me

Address unknown > Captain baseball bat boy

https://youtu.be/QUXUyItb1ys

>>386579675
Lords and Ladies > *

>>386580392
M'LADY

>>386580418
M'LORD

>>386576017
>still mad about the switch video

>>386575663
WHACK 'IM

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GUN 'EM DOWN

>>386579187
Max payne 2 ending was a perfect closure, no need for a continuation.

>>386575663
SHOOT THE BASTARD

>>386575663
HEY YA

We're still on for poker Thursday night, riiiiiiiiiight?

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>>386575663
Payne?

>>386586009
STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT