Death by xbox one

>Young lives are lost and family’s are mourning. Tragedy struck in Phoenix, Arizona when young 17-year-old Marcus Davenport was operating his Xbox One when all of the sudden the unthinkable happened. While trying to get the disk out of the machine, seconds later it suddenly ejected with such force that it sliced his throat.
>Gaming takes up a huge amount of time for young guys like Marcus. They go through game after game, testing their skills and attempting to reach higher levels. Video gaming is generally thought of as a much physically safer activity than venturing outdoors and engaging in activities such as sports, skateboarding and bike riding.

>>386570712
>>386570804
Pic + timestamp or it didn't happen

Pirating once again proves itself to be the most sensible choice

>>386570804
>Marcus was an active gamer and apparently posting gaming videos to youtube was one of his favorite pastimes. After inserting Call of Duty into his machine, Marcus played the game and then when finished tried to eject it, but it was not coming out properly. Naturally as one does when situations like this occur, Marcus began pounding the console. The disk did finally eject, but at a speed and position that would end up proving fatal. Marcus bled out from the severe laceration caused by the disk striking his neck.

>His mom found him at 3 a.m. laid out on the ground and bleeding. She called paramedics, but sadly it was too late.

>“My son loved playing his Xbox One. He was a good student in school so I had no problems with him playing the game as much as he wanted. He also had a Youtube channel dedicated to games. He made a decent amount of money from making videos so I thought he was being very productive. I never thought the game would kill him,” said Marcus’ mother.

http://www.thatsfake.com/did-a-teenager-get-his-throat-slashed-by-ejecting-xbox-one-disc/

nice fake news OP

http://www.snopes.com/xbox-one-death/

Fake News.

>>386570804
Sounds like satire

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Alright lets be honest here.

He cut his own throat with the disk right? It wasn't the xbox one, how the fuck could it eject a disk with enough force to cut a throat?

Real news. Good job OP

See this is why the WiiU had rounded edges for it's discs

>>386571167

galaxy brain post right here

>actual literal fake news
Fucking kill yourself, OP. Preferably with an Xbone disc.

>360 obliterates disc when moved
>bone turns your games into destructo-disc
What is so different about Xboxes compared to Nintendo consoles & PlayStations that make them like this?

>>386571027
you can tell its fake since the parent knows the console name.

How does Bill Gates sleep at night.

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>>386570712
That's what you get for refusing to buy Fallout 4.
Nothing personal, kid...

>>386571067
(((snopes)))

probably the father tbqfhwyf

>>386571774
wtf i love todd now

>>386570712
Fake ass news. everyone knows xbox has no fucking games to spit out

>>386570712
g-gay and fake??

>>386571327
Well it is american. They have to weapons everything.

>>386571027

What if it was suicide, how can they know it was the disc being ejected if he was found way later.

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>>386571027
>Naturally as one does when situations like this occur, Marcus began pounding the console.
Yeah like any other neanderthal my first instinct when it comes to broken machinery is to beat the shit out of it

I wish my ps4 would kill me

Considering how dull and soft CD edges are, it would have to get ejected close to the fucking speed of sound, and there are simply no parts in the shitbox that would make it mechanically possible.

>>386570712
Fake.

This actually happened to me too but I was quick enough to dodge the disc and it embedded itself into my wall and my landlord had to come replace the entire wall because no one could remove the disc.

>>386572064
did kek

>>386572595
Why didnt you just use it as a shelf or a hanger?

>>386571327
I couldn't count how many discs were broken beyond repair because of my 360 slightly moving. Fucking piece of shit console, wish I got a PS3 instead.

>>386572767
I tried to hang my coat on it but the edge of the disc was so sharp, it kept tearing everything to shreds.

>>386570712
fake news, back to /pol/

>>386570712
Too hilariously absurd to be true, If this were 2016 I'd almost believe it. That would have been a true Final Destination tier death.

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>>386572446
Just buy this month's PS+, Anon.
Assisted suicide is part of the summer package, don't forget to check out our sales too.

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>He made a decent amount of money from making videos

Guys, we gotta find out who this is.

fake & gay

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>>386570712

>>386572813
I never broke a disc but traded my 360 for a PS3 after a couple months out of fear anyways. I'm insanely clumsy, I can't imagine how many games would've been lost if I kept it longer. I missed Dead Rising but I it's multiplatform now after 10 fucking years of waiting

>>386570712
>homebreaking

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>>386571027
>>386572349
We're not cavemen! We have technology.

>>386572268
And you have to learn english

>>386570950
/thread

>>386573164
I heard he beat Dark Souls 3 on stream.

>>386572349
Percussive maintenance is a thing you know.

>>386574646
Worked for my old chipped PS1 when running bootleg disks, hitting the top of it would unfreeze some loading screens.

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>LOL PS4s ATTRACT ROACHES, BENT SWITCHES HAHAHAH-
>Xbones literally unironically kill people

Is this just with the base model or does the Pro have this feature as well?

>>386571737
With his billions.

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Good thing I only buy digital. Still good to witness the power of X.

>>386571825
Are /pol/tards still upset because Snopes claimed the Hillary hit list was fake?

>>386571737
smiling. just like with his "charity/vaccines" killing kids in africa, his consoles kill kids in america. the eugenics system works as planned.