can you hear me
hello?
No could you turn your mic up please?
That's your problem, buddy.
quit clicking it, daniel
I can't pinpoint your location!
>>386569869
check the catalog before making a thread you fucking newfag
>>386570393
settle down okay?
>>386570393
settle down okay?
>>386570393
hey, let's go fish
>>386570393
settle down okay?
Post the video please
>>386569869
Poot yoor foocking hands up ye
>>386569869
the hotel was pretty well done.
MR BONES OFF ME
V-V-VVVOOOOTE D-DANIEL
How would you rate this attraction?
Please say the magic sentence.
That'll be 50 dollars
https://youtu.be/nhi3FT3AU-s
https://youtu.be/hfLUrH3ZD3o
https://youtu.be/0lDW-XX3pQs
https://youtu.be/LVsaBO8Oyws
https://youtu.be/7hc4x1LLhCc
https://youtu.be/L64fY9jsD5Q
https://youtu.be/ax6USRZTHS4
https://youtu.be/sPswcRw0NOQ
https://youtu.be/PheIMBo6gHQ
https://youtu.be/SS4XCyiJKGs
>>386575601
Mr. Bones I really don't feel like solving the riddle.
Shit, no more gas
>Yea so let me explain a little bit about how we did this, in order for people to come on the server you needed to have a minimum of like 7 people, so that's 7 people that are in on it and have to keep the project a secret. We had about... 4 targets a night if we were lucky, that's 4 people over the span of 5 to 6 hours of waiting. The first server we set up was an EU server so half of these 4 targets were some french people who didn't speak a word English or didn't have a mic, those moments sucked the most. Then the main server operated by Shendow ( not the server we were playing on, which was like a partition of main server ) got DDOS'sed and we lost all our configurations and setups since it wasn't actually a "physical" server. Then I made a deal with the 2 server owners you see in the credits at the end, these were American servers. We overall had more targets and they usually had mics + spoke English so it was like a huge step up, this was about half way into the Haunted house segment in January /February. So when the furry segment came all the people that were already on the server were the furries and at other times they lay low without saying a word.
repeat
>>386577863
Oh shit, that kid in the video actually DDoS'd them? That makes it even funnier.
hello?
A VOTE FOR WALLS IS A VOTE FOR FREEEEEDOM
>>386570393
How would you rate this attraction?
VOTE DANIEL
>>386570393
What?
>>386577320
That's your problem buddy
Golleckt vood
SHUT UP ERIC
Come meet me outside
>Mr. Bones jumping out of the chair with a gun.
My fucking sides
>>386575698
>Not found
One of you fags are reporting them.
>>386577863
where did you read that?
>>386581340
>Mr. Bones will never off you
There really is no getting off his wild ride.
new video wasn't that great imo
>>386580424
That whole scene had me in tears, especially the end
HELLO, TRAVELER
>>386570393
ah shit thread's out of gas, you should probably get out
>>386583939
Bit of a slow burn, especially around the hotel part. I think the cautious excitement the people had isn't as funny as genuine anger/confusion.
Anger can be seen in his ARMA rp videos, and confusion in the "NPC" rust video. The hotel part in the latest video was well-made, but not especially funny. Best part of the video was probably the kid screaming about wanting to get off Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.
>>386570393
WRONG ANSWER
HELLO TRAVELER
>>386575698
thanks
>>386585968
Can you repeat that in English?
>>386586040
dankjewel
T R A V E L E R
>>386570393
Can you hear me?
>>386577863
>He actually got DDoS'd
Kek
Hey, /v/. Park enjoyed?
I DON'T FEEL LIKE SOLVING THE RIDDLE
rate this attraction /v/
How hard is it to simply say "Mr Bones, I would like to get off your Wild Ride."
no you pigskin cracker
Why is Sarah such a cunt?
S P O O K E D Y A
I was just to stop supporting him on patreon too
That new video seems so fucking faked
>>386587324
>ERROR, INCORRECT ANSWER
>>386587362
A fat cunt, specifically (who blocks doors)
>>386587362
probably a feminist
I know some people from his arma videos, fucking cunts, I have always crushed them with my insane skill, In just 2700 hours i have achieved things they couldn't in their lifetime, I won countless fights, won 3v11 against an arab clan... then I killed an admin who broke his own rules... and got banned... then I joined their filthy teamspeak, Insulted arab, and got banned from there, stay away from that server, listen to me!
btw this is the head admin
>>386570393
all right ?
>>386588256
settle down okay?
>>386570393
can you repeat that in english?
>mr bones gets off the chair
BIG MAC MCDONALDS YOU FAT CUNT
I SWEAR YOU'RE ROBOTIC OR SOMETHING, YOU'RE LIKE A FUCKED UP GOOGLE TRANSLATE
>>386588256
who's that cunt?
>>386591059
Can you repreat that in english?
YOU NEED TO SOLVE THE RIDDLE
PLEASE SAY THE MAGIC WORDS
GET OFF ME MR.BONES
>Daniel purposely only says the same 4 or 5 sentences in the hotel bit
>Near the end starts talking more and more like a bot
>People who went through all of it leave convinced they never even saw a real player or that any others even existed.
>>386593789
I cannot pinpoint your location
SHUT UP ERIC
Has summit watched the new one yet? I only watch videos if my favorite e-celeb is reacting to it in the corner.
>>386594720
I will never understand what's the purpose of these videos
>>386594720
>gets a million donations and never really watches the videos
fuck off
>>386588990
how you doing nathan
>that absolute scream of terror when the kid realizes he's out of ammo when the furfag closes in on him.
>>386577863
Wow, he really did get DDOS'd? I guess that one guy who was talking shit wasn't actually talking shit.
>>386595431
>the guy who gets so assmad over furries he crashes the server.
>>386570393
Mr. Bones I would like to get off your wild ride.
>>386584753
I feel like what you referred to helped in this instance because his other videos are people trying to play actual games and he's messing with their experience. This one is his server and they know he is running everything so I feel like they would be more inclined to leave if he was blatantly angering them.
Then again, these people are all autistic and it's pretty clear they were being severely fucked with in the haunted house so maybe I'm just underestimating their tolerance for fuckery.
>>386596209
ERROR INCORRECT ANSWER
>>386596209
REPEAT YOUR ANSWER PLEASE.
hey im on your roof
SCOOT BACK
>>386569869
STOP THE CAR, PLEASE.
I bet you wished you jumped off the roof now
>>386599546
See you laterya bastard
>>386599010
END ME
Why does Mr. Bones sound like the Emperor's text to speech device?
>>386570393
Settle down, okay?
>>386570393
mhmmm ok
>>386582691
He posted it on Youtube but he then removed it for some reason
>>386570393
alright
>How would you rate this attraction?
>>386570393
settle down okay?
hey check it out, jurassic park
>>386604402
Yo man, put your fuckin hands up right now
>>386569869
>alright
>don't say alright
>alright
comedy gold
MR.BONES I WANT TO GET OFF YOUR WILD RIDE
>>386594720
>this is a thing
destroy the internet
PLEASE ROLEPLAY PROPERLY, OKAY?
>>386606026
We're trying.
Let's go fish.
Where is this Mr. Bones video? can some1 link? I'll give him my hard earned shekels once I get a job I promise
>>386609545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ZrKehQ_xc
Check his youtube account next time
You're really pissing me off, you fat cunt
>>386570393
>>386610547
MR. BONES, PLEASE OFF ME.
>>386598628
Oh shit outta gas.
>>386610547
this shit was hilarious
https://archive.fo/ULem6#selection-13533.0-13651.151
>he's been working on this since September
>maybe even longer
This is true dedication.
>>386587469
https://archive.fo/ULem6#selection-11655.0-11773.319
>There were several people who either implicitly or explicitly let on that they recognized Daniel. He usually instabanned them from the server to prevent leaks, and the people who were maybes had their footage scrapped to preserve the more organic reactions. All the people you see in the video are completely oblivious.
w e l c o m e t r a v e l l e r
>>386610547
Which video was this? Haven't caught up.
>>386570393
Error, incorrect answer
>>386609545
>30,000BC has inverted nipples
The ancients knew what's what
collect wood
>>386570393
settle down okay?
>>386570393
settle down ok?
>>386570393
Yeah, I have a mouse.
How would you rate this thread
>>386614509
What thread?
I wasn't even in there.
>>386614509
alright
follow the blues clues to solve the riddle
Hey you want a room in our hotel?
>>386570393
settle down okay?
>>386615707
We update the park every week
I can't protect you anymore, Daniel.I'm sorry, Daniel
>>386614509
5 daniels
>>386597121
my nigga...
who else is as good as daniel at videos like his?
>>386620234
Kevin from Machinima
does he stream anymore?
>>386620234
The nostalgiafag in me says some old Minnesotaburns videos, the /v/irgin in me says stgggs reuploads.
I wish you guys made it more obvious there was a new video right at the start.
This is easily his best work, making a full map just for the sake of messing with some kids is absolute insanity.
>>386621275
It also shows how Daniel knows what makes a game scary. Fuck, even I got creeped by the hotel.
>>386570393
this is my board now
>>386620234
Endwerc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPRiNVPD9nc
It's the same style of griefing where he just finds absolute weirdos and is very low-key when he fucks with them.
I wish he still uploaded stuff.
THE ENTIRE FERRIS WHEEL IS FUCKING DAMAGED
>>386623338
How would you rate this attraction? Can you please identify which one of the cart is damaged?