Grimoire

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>Each new patch breaks something else
>Manual supposed to come out on Monday, still nothing
>Terrible inventory management
>Shitty UI in general
>Annoying sound effects
>Mediocre generic writing
>Looks like shit, not even taking into account the many different artstyles clashing against each other
>Holy fuck those portraits
>Unbalanced combat
>Bugged up the asshole
T W E N T Y
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Y E A R S

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>>386567634
>Any games started with the latest update are going to crash.

If you don't have enough Ancient History for the runes in the Samhain Underworld, how much do you need or is there a spell to help you read them?

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>>386567634
>I don't know how to fix my own horrible code!

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>>386567634
Why do you guys hate me so much!

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>>386567634
Always bet on Neanderthal

wtf? so if I buy this game I can't even play it?

>>386567698
I love this post every time it is posted. It's like a retarded child trying his hardest to be a cool kid but end being severely retarded instead because he has no argument. Is this the infamous ssape gene?

The crashing is just a sape filter.
Only true thals will power through to experience this masterwork of gaming

Watch me defend a Kickstart scammer for hours at end! Without any form of compensation!

>>386568007
retard

>>386567995
Yeah, there's no point at all in playing right now, unless you use the trick to downgrade to 1.2.05

>>386568007
>This poster actually gave Cleve $40 dollars

>>386567995
why would you even buy it? just play it for free

I've never played a blobber before. Would this be worth $40?

>>386567698
Truly the wizardry 8 killer we waited for!

>retards itt can't criticize the gameplay because it's good so they have to attack the bug instead.

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>>386567634
Fuck, I don't know whether I should get the game now for 36 bucks on Steam before the sale ends, or wait in hopes that overlord Cleve is kind enough to his peasants to release it on GoG.

>>386568123
Try out the superdemo and decide if more of that is worth $40 to you. It's linked on one of his indiegogo updates.

Last time I checked out a grimoire thread someone posted a guide on other blobber games for people to get into the genre. Does anyone have it?

The game is good, who cares about a few microissues and microbugs. If it was Bethesda le ebin redditors and goons would be looking away at the gamr breaking bugs and horrible mechanics because of epic todd memes and other EPICness.

>>386568123
Not in its current state.

>>386568007
>I love this post every time it is posted. It's like a retarded child trying his hardest to be a cool kid but end being severely retarded instead because he has no argument. Is this the infamous tthal gene?

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>>386567918
>Cleve's code
>Horrible
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, YOU SAPE?

GO TELL EM, CLEVE!

>>386568175
He said he'll release it on gog once he's no longer updating it, though of course this will likely be years from now.

>>386568154
>try to play the game to criticize the gameplay
>crash

>>386567634
developers always do this.

>>386568140

It's better than Wizardy 8...if it didn't crash/mess up with bugs.

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i've been playing etrian Odyssey instead

>>386568292
Fuck, almost tempted on getting it on Steam then. Hope he isn't a dick and lets us link Steam with GoG.

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>>386567698
>Holy fuck those portraits
They're too beautiful for your sape intellect

I feel like a captain of a ship that only has retards on it and they can't stop parroting the same shit for days on end.
I wish /v/ would be nuked already.

>>386567634
Couldn't he use an additional 0.02% of his intellect to solve this problem?

>>386568078
>>386568113
>>386568217
See I told you so

>>386568341
Literally proving his fucking point.

>>386568427
can I fuck you in the ass

>>386568123
It's a buggy broken mess and each patch breaks more than it fixes. Cleve will be lucky if he doesn't get sued for stolen assets.

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>>386568427
Play Lord's of the Seal.
It's a EO clone with some really trying maps.

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>>386568538
Don't ever make this post again. Delete it immediately. You make it again and you bet your sape ass will get sued.

>>386568487
well gee i'd love to respond to his point in good faith but oops i crashed again

why forgive fixing a bug with a crash to desktop???

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Am I a sape? I can't tell.

>>386568047
uhhh he used indiegogo and that was 15 years after he already started working on the game sweetie

>>386568538
>Cleve will be lucky if he doesn't get sued for stolen assets.
AHAHAHAHA these retards again. I would literally love one of you /v/irgins to man up and sue the shit out of him. Oh wait, you can't because you have fuckall proof? AHAHAHAHA oh man, Grimoire threads are some of the best /v/ had to offer. literal retards, autist and casuals trying hard in an anonymous imageboard JUST like Andrew.

>>386568728
Go suck Cleve's cock for a bit and you might just get the Neanderthal gene in you

>>386568123
>Actually saying blobber
When do we rid ourselves of codexfags

Codexers will claim this is a feature only real RPGs have.

>>386568845
I said it because I saw it in the last thread. Is there a different name for these kind of games?

>>386568728
If you can't tell then you're a sape.

When is the next update coming out? I want to play the game again. The more I can't play it, the more I want to play it.
I have a half dozen games in my backlog but this is messing with me. Tell this guy to update his game!

>>386568845
We'll only leave when you stop making fun of Cleve's based game. He made fun of SJWs, so you should be on our side or you're from SomethingAwful.

>>386568704
>why forgive fixing a bug with a crash to desktop???
Because deep down you know that the hours you spent on the uncrash part of the game are already literally better than all weebshit DRPG combined + modern blobbers like Grimrock. Fuck, it's even better than Wizardry 6. Can't talk about Wiz 7 though. Hope Cleve would unfuck his mistake soon....or later.

>>386568885
DRPG
Dungeon Crawler
First Person RPG
Literally any of those are superior terms
>>386568934
The issue's with the word blobber. Also I tend to separate a developer's ideology from willingness to purchase

>>386568796
Andrew?

>>386567698
So basically Cleve got upset because people were calling him out on never releasing the game, so here released an incomplete, buggy mess that lacks features?

You just got Thal'd!

>playing this trash

god v has horrible taste

>>386568728
You're 100% sape if you're a sub-Saharan Africans, since they're the only ones who didn't interbreed with the thals.

So uh, then savegames created under 1.2.0.7 are going to be useless in 1.2.0.8?

>>386569087
Andrew please, unfuck your taste in gaming

>>386569123
turn off auto-update, should be default steam setting for any game really

>>386568613
As Cleve would say, the only people obsessed with suing would be those at danger of being sued.
>>386568796
Oh look, a child.

>>386569029
not really
nigger these are hundreds-hour games if you think your opinion is solid in the first 10 you're lying to yourself right off the bat
i think the first few hours i've had were shit and this update gave me incentive not to try it again today

>>386569087
Hurry, explain to a clueless fuck like me we why the game is trash without resorting to "BUGS! BUGS! Game is poopy cause it has bugs!"

>>386569271
Where is that? Grimoire is my first steam purchase, I don't know fuckall about steam.

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>>386568885
FPTBDCIWYEPIOASTes ( first-person tile-based dungeon crawlers in which your entire party is on a single tile )Or you can call them DRPGs or First Person Dungeon Crawlers like a normal person. Blobber is shit tier.

>>386567634
Dumbass should have left version info in the save.

>>386569415
they're never going to stop being blobbers, no matter how much it triggers your autism.

>>386568185
Buy Wizardry 8.
That's it.

>>386569332
if you're aa clueless fuck and have no context for the genre a $40 game selling itself as a high-level game for its genre shouldn't be your starting point

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>>386569361
No. I can't no you enough, do not buy this . Literally PS1 games require more power, look better and are free (emulators and iso's are EZ to find. Try TOR if you manage to fuck up though)

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>>386569487

>>386567634
WE'VE HAD THIS SHITTY THREAD FOR 24 HOURS STRAIGHT SINCE THIS GAME RELEASED.

START A GENERAL FAGGOT!

>>386568185
>>386569531

I guess but the guide had a number of games that were recommended because they eased you into the genre. I think there is value in that.

>>386569179
man you guys are easy to bait

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>>386568007
The very definition of projecting right here.

>>386569649
>>386569415

Blobber

>>386569628
that would require people to actually be interested instead of shitposting a 23 year old joke

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>>386569415
>no Lightning Warrior Raidy

Shit list.

>>386569531

6-7 combo is far better.

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>>386568175
>somebody saved your picture

that's why wizardry VII was the best

>>386569717
THAT'S NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM! 24 HOUR THREADS GO ON /VG/ NOT /V/.

FUCKING MORONS!

>>386569054
That guy is having a mental breakdown. Andrew is a guy that got Doxxed the other day. And this faggot thinks anyone who shit's on his game is Andrew. He's fond of saying, "How's it feel having Cleve living in you head rent free HAHAHAHAHA" and such. It seems though that Andrew is the one not having to pay rent.

>>386569536
>the game is bad because it's easy to run
?SAPE?

>>386569327
>not really
Yes really, by god if you think it's the opposite you're mentally retarded. Weebshit DRPG doesn't come close to beating Grimoire gameplay. I can understand the bugs and the crashes but the gameplay is an entirely different matter. There's already 20x times more C&C, options, secrets and nuance in Grimoire than all the weebshit combined.

>>386568439
>>386568175
Just pirate it you idiot, this shit is not worth that much money.

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>>386568613
Is this dude for real?

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>>386569628
There's a general on /vg/. But it's dead and not really helpful.

>>386569628
But there is a thread in /vg/. Unsurprisingly it moves much slower than /v/ Grimoire threads and is largely free of the trolling.

>>386568613
Is that guy unironically navy seal posting?

>>386569717
This game is as old as me.
How long until I am grandpa by 4chan standards?

>>386569972
Cleve was navy seal posting in the 90s on usenet.

>>386569889
good job dictating my experiences i guess
game is still shit

>>386569919
THEN FUCKING GO THERE INSTEAD OF POLLUTING /V/ WITH YOUR SHITTY GARBAGE!

HOLY SHIT!

>>386569867
Andrew please, you don't need to torture yourself.

>>386569835
>no Lightning Warrior Raidy

There are actual grown men ITT playing and defending games with little girl cartoon graphics.

Wait so does everyone actually like this game or does everyone hate it.

One thread everyone is shitting on it but another thread a dude got Doxxed and had his life ruined for shitposting against the games creator

I don't get it

>>386570014
>by /v/ standards
you are already 10 years older than the majority here

>>386570080
>STOP TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES ON THE VIDEO GAME BOARD
dumb sape, are you posting in every other thread about how they are only ever allowed to have 1 singular thread ever or they should go to /vg/?

>>386568613
>what did you fucking say about me, the post

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>>386567634
When Cleve fixes all the bugs, what kind of complaint will he leave to the poor Sapes to hate on Grimoire once he trumps their only argument? Suggestive opinions?

>A-a-ah... the art is crap!
>I... I hate the portraits!
>Y-yeah, but 2D is ugly and too hard!

>>386570080
yeah a LOL thread or a "what did they mean by this?" thread or an overwatch thread or a console war thread had to die for this.

>>386570080

>one thread on /V/
>it's polluting /v/

Uh huh.

Homo.

>>386570192
There's a difference between an occasional thread about a game, and a non-stop general on /v/

>>386570146
It's a mix of both, dumbass.
/v/ always has both opinions genuinely and ironically.

>>386570146
Sometimes, usually at nighttime, people that are actually playing the game come to the thread to discuss and share stuff with each other.
But otherwise the thread is just shitposting because of the huge meme that was created around the game.

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>>386570080
Found the Sape

>>386570326
>4 days of having a single thread in the catalog is a non-stop general
how do you even breathe?

>>386570278
The UI is objectively bad.

>>386570070
>good job dictating my experiences i guess
Thank you, I view it as a child playing tic-tac-toe and then try out Chess and then throwing a tantrum because he doesn't understand a good game when he sees one.

Why do people hate this game's dev?
Somebody fill me in please.

>>386570280
THOSE THREADS AREN'T AGAINST THE RULES, 24 HOUR THREADS ARE.

LEARN TO READ RETARD!
>>386570192
ITS BEEN EVERY FUCKING DAY SINCE THIS SHITTY GAME HAS BEEN RELEASED! YOU FAGS JUST DON'T STOP.

NO DISCUSSION EITHER, JUST A BUNCH OF CAVEMEN GOING ON ABOUT HOW THEIR LORD AND SAVIOR MEANT TO FUCK UP THEIR GAME!

GET A TRIP SO I CAN FILTER YOU!

>>386570505
>>386570447
calm down sape

>>386570278
>When Cleve fixes all the bugs
so, another twenty odd years?
sounds like a lot of time to keep shitposting about

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>>386570505
Ahahah what a buttbothered Sape

>>386570447
IT'S A FUCKING GENERAL IN ALL BUT NAME YOU FUCKING RETARD!

GO AHEAD AND CALL ME A SAPE FOR POINTING OUT YOUR ATTEMPTS TO DODGE THE RULES, I DARE YOU FAGGOT!

>>386570494
look at any image of his posts. He's an unironic cunt. It's like a 13 year old trying to act like he does on 4chan in real life, except he's a grown ass man.

>>386570505
Why are you posting in all caps?
Did your daddy the wrong place?

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>those ?worms? that melt your armor

>>386570546
>>386570580
NO, FUCK YOU! YOU'RE BREAKING THE RULES!
>>386570635
ARE ALL YOU GRIMWAH MOUTH BREATHERS ILLITERATE, HOLY SHIT?

>>386570494

He shit talks modern lefties and lots of others. But the lefties is what brings the hate.

>>386570494

He's an alt-right survivalist anti-vaxxer.

>>386570585
Ooga booga me no understand thals me mad at gaem me mad at thals ooga booga

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>>386570673
>The ?worms? can insta-kill your entire party.

>>386568258
Damn.

>>386568154
>the game being an unplayable mess (literally unplayable, Cleve is even stating so) is not a valid criticism

>>386570673
STFU! GET MORE SHIT TO TALK ABOUT FAGGOT!

>>386570730
That's why I love him though

>>386568185
Lands of Lore
Eye of the Beholder
World of Xeen
Grimrock 1 & 2
Wizardry VI-VII

start with those

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>>386570080
>>386570505
>>386570691
>Filters -> Grimoire
Wow, that was hard.

>>386570691
>NO, FUCK YOU! YOU'RE BREAKING THE RULES!

>you can't make threads about new game releases

Fuck off back to Negrofag or wherever

>>386568258
Jesus Cleve, why do you hate Australians so much? what did they ever do to you?

if you wondered why this game took 23 years to release, this is why

>>386570856
World of Xeen looks pretty neat and I remember always wanting to play it as a kid, whhat's the best way to get it? Any necessary patches/mods?

>>386570856
World of Xeen should be at the top. It's an absolute blast to play, is easy and very forgiving, is totally open world, has a decent midi soundtrack, has a good UI for the time, etc. It's an all-around extremely well made 1990s dungeon crawler.

>>386571043
Get the M&M 1 - 6 pack through GoG. It works perfectly and the third game in the series is really easy and fun, too.

>>386567634
Is this a game for autists?

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>>386567634
I don't know about you guys, but with I'm having retardedly stupid amount of fun with the pirated version of this game. Haven't had this much fun since I've played Grimrock back in 2012.

I still wish it wasn't 36 bucks. I feel like it's too much. $19.99 is just about right.

>>386570994
>He didn't read the story about Max Phipps' bathroom and the secret pedophile ring.

>>386571230
It's pretty much autism:the game
Take a look at its Steam's update page

>>386570278
Explain why the artstyle being an inconsistent mess is not a valid complain. The game plays fine but it is just not pleasant to look at
>those naga portraits
they don't even match the image you see when you select naga as a race

>>386570994
He had to swim through waist deep piles of dildos and ass-pounder devices while Max Phipps mocked him for being a "dumb yank."

>>386571240
I'm having fun with a pirated version of the game, but most of the fun involves figuring out the clunky ass U.I. and game design, and the returns keeps diminishing.

>>386571074
they were in no particular order, but yes, World of Xeen is probably the best crawler for someone who wants to get into the genre

>>386571043

Start with M&M3. It's almost as good as WoX.

>>386571216
Just found it, thanks a bunch.
What about MM 7-9, are they somehow less appreciated? I played X a while ago, it was alright but not great.

>>386570494
Hate? I love him. He's retarded and delusional.

>>386571240
cough up the dough little lousy

Wiz6>Wiz8>Wiz7
I don't know why but wizardry VII just feel tedious to play for me

>>386571348
the sounds that come out of this game will give you cancer

the surgeon general is coming out with a warning later today

>>386571508
I personally think it's a lot better than WoX.

I don't get the fondness of WoX, it really seems the lesser game. I think it must be rose-colored glasses.

>>386571543
Avoid 9. M&M 6 - 7 are worth playing but I didn't enjoy them as much as 3 or World of Xeen because I've always liked tile-based crawlers more.

>>386570494
he tells the truth, so much so that neet weebs and sjws made a futile attempt to team up and take him down

>>386571348
>Naga portraits

Not even as bad as the purple guy. What's the deal with him? Is that a "durendil?" What the hell are they anyway? Are they supposed to look like the Doppelganger out of the original Monster Manual?

>>386571543

9 is an unfinished buggy mess. 7 and 8 feel like expansion packs to 6.

>>386571707
Not him, but they're both basically the same game. They have the same engine and everything. The only difference is that WoX is much longer, has a different soundtrack, and has a different world/different dungeons. The game-play experience is identical.

>>386568140
More like Wiz 7 killer. Grimoire can't hang in the same hi-tech bracket as Wiz 8

>>386571873
That's another offender. Durendi in the race selection screen look like some gray ayylmao motherfucker and the portrait is a purple constanza

>>386571841
>he tells the truth
So we can drag him behind a truck for the game having bugs then?

>>386571962
Disagree. The art style in 3 is much better. 4 and 5 is just reused resources. Not so sure about being bigger either. WoX playthroughs take about the same time.

So umm, about that inventory system
>click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click

>>386572309
Yeah I thought that was bad and I'm only an hour in. I can imagine how awful it must be in late game.

>>386572309
Careful, you'll trigger the AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "no arguments" shitposter

>>386572309
>>386572414
Hold Enter

>>386572297
You can disagree but they're both fundamentally extremely similar games. I liked the soundtrack and enemy art/animations in WoX more (especially in Dark Side) so that's probably why I prefer that one more. They're both worth playing.

>>386572414
>600 hours just trying to find the item you want to use
>hold enter through combat
>party goes apeshit insane flying across the map running into walls repeatedly because apparently enter also moves in the direction of your cursor

I N C L I N E
N
C
L
I
N
E

>>386567634
How can one person be this incompetent?

Usually these kind of fuck-ups require a full team of retards.

>>386572561
What?

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>LARP righters will force themselves to like and defend a shitty failed abortion of a game because the dev is a /pol/tard-tier shitposting autist
>they even paid full price on this bug ridden shitfest

>>386572309
The latest patch added two buttons to make going through the inventory much quicker. Unfortunately no one should actually play Grimoire with the latest patch unless you think you can finish the game with it.

rename /v/ to /nu-v/ then /sape/, this level of retardation is embarassing even for anonymous shitposters, sapes man cleve was right about them too

>>386572690
/pol/ack here. I will absolutely not defend this shit game just because this guy punched the low hanging fruit that is Sarkeesian.

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>>386572165
>purple constanza

>>386572843
>/pol/ack here
*cringes*
Actual National Socialist here, I support this game and Cleve.

I'm confident that most people in this thread could make a decent RPG in less than 23 years.

>>386572843
>only knows he made fun of anita because someone posted a screenshot here
>hasn't even read his blog
Sape

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>>386572843
>/pol/ack here

>>386572414
Later on in the game you find inventory bags to sort your items.The bags don't use the shitty line grid like the normal inventory, but 4x4 squares.

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>>386567634
>Any games started with the latest update are going to crash.
>The problem is there is no way until the next update to tell the difference between the old and the new
>difference
>crash
>no version y/n check
>no save version filing
>no loadblocking in case of an error

I'm fucking baffled.

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>>386572843
Aren't nu-/pol/tards huge Trump fans, anyways?

Cleve has rescinded his love on that kike.

>>386573143
>National Socialist
*cringes*

actual satanist here, i support this game and cleve

>>386572637
Did I fucking stutter or something? Enter causes player movement. If you hold the button down to get over the nauseating slow speed of combat, the game wigs out when combat ends and youll start moving all over the fucking place

>>386573586
wtf i hate cleve now!

>>386570994
Australians make up 90% of shitposters.

Fuck Aussies.

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>>386573586
N-no... It can't be...

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>>386573587

>>386573586
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>386573586
As he should. Trump is a miserable failure and nothing like what was advertised.
Also, nu-/pol/ is literally rddit.

>>386567634
Is there some reason he can't just force two patches to occur in a row?

>>386572808
how about a traditional grid view inventory like every western RPG/crawl game that's ever existed?

How do you even get the bright idea that a single scrolling row of items would be a convenient way to access your inventory.

funny thing is the retarded thal probably redid the system 100 times and still couldn't figure out it was bad because he's a fucking retard

>>386573894
>Is there some reason he can't just force two patches to occur in a row?
He's a shitty programmer.

>>386573927
in all reality he probably couldnt figure out a way to get the inventory viewable at the same time as the main screen, since you often need to access items in order to do something.

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>>386574013
you fucking wish, sape

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>tfw can't discuss grimoire til late at night when all the kids go to bed
>tfw as soon as it gets late the general atmosphere of the threads does a complete 180 and everyone loves the game

when does summer end

>>386574170
I don't have to wish, it's clearly a reality.

How else do you explain the game launching with numerous bugs and bullshit like deleting your save files with each patch?

>>386574212
>tfw a seagull will never choke on your dick

>>386568258
this guy's unchecked honesty regarding his objective intellectual superiority is - frankly - refreshing. can't keep letting sapes run their mouths forever can we?

>>386574212
no one likes your shitty game. I'll be sure to come on tonight and shit on it again just to ruin your fun you old autistic faggot

How do I stop being a sape?

>>386574212
Last night's grimwah thread was filled with just as much shitposting as there is now.

We're through the honeymoon period and now it's cool to shit on this game.

>>386573727
>>386573792

Cleve is redpilled on the Finkelsteins. Trump is the best goy Israel and Saudi Arabia could ever hope for.

>>386567698
the design failures of the 90s coupled with the QA failures of the 2010s

truly a revolutionary game

>>386568613
this guy is a legitimately great writer. like every one of these posts is worth savoring like a tasty piece of steak.

whether or not he is a well written villain or a well written protagonist in this particular story is more complicated I guess

>>386574401
You mindlessly worship a manchild and accuse everyone who disagrees with you of being a "sape."

So basically, you drink the kool-aid.

>>386568007
cleve, sort your game

Cleve is really weird because it seems like he's self-aware with the stupid memes he put in the game but then he becomes completely unhinged about something and the facade slips.

>>386574590
YOU DON'T GET TO TELL WHO'S A GOOD GUY OR A BAD GUY

>>386574414
>Last night's grimwah thread was filled with just as much shitposting as there is now
>last night was tons of serious discussion about how to get through some puzzles
>night before that was doxx'ing some militant shitposting furry goon and humiliating him for several hours

yeah don't know what time you're coming on but its been fine

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>>386568007
Nice try, Cleve

>>386573927
The old beta from 98 had each character have their own inventory & the bar in the middle of the screen I have no idea why he changed things like that

>>386573587
Nice reddit space my dude.

How do I open the locked cage in the Samhain Mausoleum?

The one directly in front of all the switches? I opened the door to the Knight's Tomb and got the Caliburnus, but I can't figure out how to open the last locked gate that is next to the knight's tomb, and am at 99% map completion. But this one square I can't reach because I can't open the door.

>>386574393
you have to be 18 to post here

>>386574856
hitting enter twice = reddit space

i just want the meme to die

>>386567634
How do you spend 23 years on a game, at least 18 of which were spent mostly on fixing micro-bugs and pico-issues, and still release a broken piece of shit?

Help me understand this.

>>386574842
The art was better, too

>>386574750
He has been trolling as a "superhuman, misunderstood Neanderthal with the world against him" for so long that he can no longer separate the man from the act.

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Truth incoming

>>386575018
There's a reason why Neanderthals went extinct

>>386573587
The kind of Satanist that actually worships Satan, or the more common kind that's just an edgier atheist?

>>386575097
>crowdsourced
nah the indiegogo campaign was just for bunkerbux

>>386575018
see >>386574013

Why are people defending this guy and why do his threads attract so many /pol/locks? Honestly in the dark here apart from knowing the background behind grimoire.

>>386574867
no one knows because ur the only one playing this shit game lol

>>386575097
In all seriousness, all three of those were actually released, which already puts them ahead of the curve.

>>386568427
Did they release the newest one in the west yet?

>>386574212
we need a summer school for sapes, or a camp, one of those camps

>>386575182
So was every other hack kikestarter harped by some oldfag "taking us back to the past."

>>386575186
Because Cleve is a /pol/ack. He even uses /pol/ memes and believes he's a Neanderthal like other "well known" /pol/tards such as the dude from Burzum does.

>>386575135
>LaVey satanism
>edgy

piss off, christcuk

>>386575242
>all three of those were actually released
And we all shitty games that were buggy on release and missed the point of the games that they were trying to ape.

>>386568569
>Lord's of the Seal
>there is a demo
neat

I seriously hope it's all an act from Cleve. If he's anything like this in real life, he must be insufferable. Had it been anyone else though, /v/ would demand him/her crucified. Hope Cleve posts a pic with the "numale" beard and cut. It would be hilarious to see shitposters implode on themselves.

>>386575380
Ah, the edgy kind then. Thanks for your answer.

What sort of fucking failure ass sape do you have to be to like this shit?

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>>386575186
Grimoire is /v/'s Boyhood.

>>386574212
no1 plays this game cuck its shit and were all pretending

>>386575406
How are they buggy? Outside grimoire obviously.

>>386575380
>a movement that's named after the Christian personification of all evil
>not edgy as fuck

Cool story, bro.

>>386575371
Jesus fuck. Any pics?

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>its 2017 and there are people out there that still dont respect the golden rule of vidya to never buy on release

>>386574212
>muh safespace! I CAN'T HANDLE DISSAGREEABLE OPINIONS HELP ME BASED CLEVE

>>386575720
Pics about what? Read his Vault-co blog.

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>>386575298
Yeah, parenting has really gone to shit. Working on an apartment property now and all the single moms just let their kids run around like wild apes. I've seen the same kids with anonymous and meme stickers on their shitty laptops. The apartments themselves are usually absolutely disgusting and smell like dog piss. Really cringey stuff. I think we're going to have a world war soon.

So why don't I get to properly create a character?
I don't want to choose HP, attributes, skill points or destiny(?) to dump all my remaining points into.

>>386575720
he has his own blog, vault-co.com or something

>>386575536
I play the game and like it.
Your statement is invalid.

>>386575824
Kek

>>386575630
>christians dindu nuffin'

Are you triggered by Castlevania and Fry Cry 5 as well?

>>386568258
>Only person to get a perfect score in Australia

Like that's something to be proud of.

>>386575630
technically its the jewish personification of nonexistence

>>386574212
Well if you're going to start a thread as soon as the old one is gone you might as well go to /vg/ and only those truly interested in the game will follow.

>>386575959
Nice strawmanning there, kiddo.

>>386575371
>/pol/ memes
>believes he's a Neanderthal
Milk is a secret racist code too! I saw it on TV!

Wouldn't a superhuman actually make decent art though? Even humans like Leonardo and Raphael were multitalented

>>386575903
google de-indexed(?) a year ago, yes its THAT (((controversial))) here is a sneak peak:

Philip Wylie : How Females Conspired To Destroy Civilization
Philip Wylie was likely one of the greatest geniuses in the annals of American literature. Most people nowadays have never heard of him.

Wylie was sort of the reverse John The Baptist for feminism before it arrived in force in the United States. He seemed to foresee what the natural result of giving women the vote and pretending they could think would produce. It's not that men don't know better ... but because they all have mothers, they are just too polite to say it out loud to women. Momism makes European males too courteous to women to tell them the truth. They can't handle the truth. It hurts their feelings and they feel naked and foolish in it's presence.

Women can't reason. They emote. That's it. It's the same with frogs. They can't fly. They hop. Nothing can ever change this. That's just the way it is. It's not a bad thing until you give them responsibilities they cannot fulfill. If you give them suffrage, they're going to vote for shallow, charismatic demagogues with utopian ideologies who will promptly destroy your civilization. They can't help themselves, it's in their nature. It's like getting angry at them because they menstruate. They can't do anything to change that.

It doesn't mean you can't love them more than ever, they deserve to be loved. Women and children are the only things that make life worth living. Give them a say in your society's administration and leadership, however, and I promise you that shortly thereafter it will be smoking rubble burned to the ground which will slip into the oblivion of history. It's like gravity.

There is a saying in Sanskrit that is at least 5000 years old, possibly much older, maybe even 10,000 + years old going back to the last Ice Age.

"All destruction of good things begins with the corruption of the woman and her place at the hearth."

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>>386575849
ITT: one sad cuck actually fell for the memes and thought someone other than him actually bothered with Grimoire

I feel the need to defend this game cause it's fucking cool and there should be more like it, and more people like Cleve. Wish I could afford it but power to the guy for respecting his own art enough to charge the price that he wants to charge.

I honestly think sometimes if you undercharge for something it decreases its value in the eyes of those who buy it. This isn't just some indie title you can blow 2 bucks on and fart around with. You have to commit to it. You gotta put yourself into it fully or fuck off. If you don't want to do that, why whine? Just go play Rocket League.

You don't have to buy it or play it. If you want it that badly, purchase it.

That said, the bugs are a problem but since when did bugs mean that you just shit all over someone... did people do that when Fallout 2 came out (buggy as fuck to this day). When did this mentality of furious anger come about? I mean I kind of get it for a huge budget title like the Master Chief collection but where is the sense of respect for more underground shit that used to exist?

I'm not saying forgive the bugs, don't. They're a serious fucking problem but the attitude like "FUKKK UR GAME!!!!!!!! FUKK U!!!!" is kind of fagged/saped

>>386576080
Could Leonardo and Raphael code in C++?
No? Oh. Not so "talented" anymore, huh?

>>386576081
>full blown robot

huh
I knew /r9k/ and /pol/ overlapped, but this is silly.

>>386576053
http://vault-co.blogspot.com/

He straight up uses /pol/ memes in many of his posts, retard. Lots of other people on Codex do, too. Reading that website is like reading a forum where /pol/tards and gaymergaters discuss RPGs.

can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

>>386575616
MN9's online functions are abysmal and the Wii U port has some of the worse performance issues yet.

Humorously, MN9 got delayed to fix the bugs with the online functionality and yet it still ended up being unplayable at launch.

>>386576004
>you might as well go to /vg/
Nope. You want it off /v/ because you're a piece of shit goon that hates Cleve on a personal level. This is a 600 hour game that no one has even come close to beating yet and these threads are going to be around for quite awhile longer. The game just came out. You better get used to seeing it here. Want the threads gone faster? Beat the game.

>>386576279
RPGcodex has always been shit, though. It's literally /v/ only with the usual forum circlejerking.

>>386576253
>implying
How do you think Leonardo got his ufo to fly? Hand power? No, he wrote the programs Pentagon uses TODAY in fighter jets. All in C+

how do i get more ammo for the stargauntlet? pls no bully

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>>386576289

So, wait, are people unironically enjoying the game or is it ironic shitposting?

I quit like fifteen hours in because I realised that even getting to see how that pile of shit played out wasn't worth the tedium of actually playing it. I thought it was self-evidently shit.

>>386576143
No, I pirated the game to see what the butthurt was about and now I'm wondering why a supposedly deep and complicated game doesn't even have basic character creation features

So after 5 days, Cleve seems to have beem able to deliver about half of 300 backer keys.
Good job.

>>386576360
Better yet, read the codes since this superman made his programming in plaintext

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Look at how many Christians and Satanists there are. If you still don't know which ideology is superior (and thus was able to spread harder) You deserve to nojokeatall die of radiation illness like satanist edgelords. I got a copypasta going into detail why laveyan satanism is down syndrome tier. Anybody interested?

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>>386576478

>>386576478
how does one reeeeee this hard

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>>386576460
ahahaha look at this dumb cuck playing this pile of shit made by a racist retard

>>386576451
us fighter plane programmer here

we program everything in java

>>386576529
way too many bugs/errors/clunkiness for it to be a good game. It's like a 4/10 game in it's current state, if it was actually updated without breaking more shit than what was fixed and a manual was made it would be like a 7/10

>>386575879
no wonder the spergs are making a cult around this retard

>>386576279
ok that's it. this guy is fucking awesome.

I'm buying this game full price just out of love for the fact that he has the balls to be honest and real about this stuff. we gotta support people like this.

I am really excited about the game too. I am playing Wizardry 7 which is my first of these kinds of RPGs and it's really mysterious. something about this style of gameplay is just more rewarding and deep. it's just really cool.

>>386576529
>So, wait, are people unironically enjoying the game or is it ironic shitposting?
At first it was the latter but then retards filed in and thought that people were genuine.

You can tell which ones by how often they accuse people of being sapes, reddit, or andrew.

>>386576210
>That said, the bugs are a problem but since when did bugs mean that you just shit all over someone...
The bugs aren't even that bad. Just go to the steam console and download the 1.2.05 version. There isn't a single game breaking bug. Cleve is just chasing down random crashes irrelevant to the overall experience of the game and fucking up his spaghetti code in the process. If you start from the right version it has far less bugs than games /v/ praises religiously.

>>386576279
Oh I agree brother! We need to smash racism wherever we find it! It starts by removing milk from your fridge and policing the way you move your fingers in front of disadvantaged youth.

This codex you speak of is full of problematic assholes who discuss subjects that should be off limits. Thanks for bringing it to my discussion. I like the way you space your posts btw, it makes me feel at home. We should keep trying to stifle discussion by throwing labels at everything and brigading to bully people who say things we don't like.

I fucking hate it when people discuss things I don't like. That's why we're here to shit it down brother.

>>386574212
us fighter plane here

im programmed in ruby on rails

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>>386576289

>>386576809
i found a grand total of 1 bug in witcher 3 in my entire playthrough

idk, its not really acceptable for games to have bugs in them i m o

>>386576279
How gullible. Do you think pepe and bane is exclusively /b/ and /tv/ too? DO you think jew jokes originated on /pol/?

>>386576727
It's easy to be "real" when you're already a loser that nobody likes.

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>>386570140
It's ok because it's porn

>>386576727
>we gotta support people like this

No we don't.
I want developers to fuck off back to their caves and stop talking about and injecting whatever their political views are into their games, like they used to.

>>386576869
hahah nice reddit spacing faglord

>>386576727
the circlejerking /pol/tard in a nutshell, people

>>386576809
I can play through Darkest Dungeon and experience no bugs, for a cheaper price to boot.

You're full of shit.

>>386576982
thats rich coming from /v/, how is that drawing of a 5 year old girl coming along anon?

>>386576869
>this is what bitter sunless pale fat basement dwarves think others speak

>>386576948
>witcher 3
no one on /v/ seriously praises witcher 3, that's an objectively shit game. it's also absolutely loaded with bugs

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>>386577124

>>386576948
I tend to agree but it's somewhat relative. In the 90s when gaming was just kind of chill, people naturally understood... its cool, like... Fallout 2 wasn't made by Coca Cola or Microsoft it's a small group of nerds making something to enjoy if it has bugs don't lose your shit

Now if it's a bigger studio with lots of producers and corporate execs, fuck it let it rip. That's just my view. Millennials don't get this I guess.

>>386576998
That's like blaming a country which is being invaded for standing up for itself. Cleve isn't the invader or the aggressor. The SJWs are. Self-defense is an absolute and eternal ethical right. And that's all this is.

Of course, we aren't holding a gun against your head and telling you how to spend your money. That's the SJWs. Skyrim is that way.

>>386576998
But Cleve did not inject any politics at all into his game. That's why NeoFag hates him.

>>386576981
Anyone using Bane and merchant memes outside of 4chan is most certainly a crossposting chantard. Redditfrog don't count.

>>386577056
>Darkest Dungeon
is this RNG simulator something /v/ praises religiously now? because last time i checked it was reddit: the game

>>386577238
>objectively shit game
Coming from a neanderthal like you, I'll talk that as a compliment.

It's not like you actually have taste or anything.

>>386577291
>I bet the SJWs did this

cleve pls go

>>386577246
Y-yeah, what a fool! Of course I don't do loli requests at /ic/!..

>>386577335
nice reddit spacing

>>386577291
Cleve literally moved to Australia because of his paranoia. He's very much an invader.

>>386574842
because it was all from stolen assets and he had to change it to obfuscate the truth

>>386577326
>Accuses other games of being RNG simulator
>When Grimwah is entirely RNG based.
Man, you neanderthals crack me up.

>>386577397
Nice meme of the month

retard

you're underage

if you seriously think spacing like this is unique

or even started on reddit

>>386577056
cool reddit spacing

>>386577291
It's not self-defense, it's the other side of the coin.
I miss not knowing who the developers of the game I play were and what retarded views they held.

>>386576934
I really hate this guy for bad mouthing my home page on the internet.

Doesn't everyone agree that this guy is an asshole and his game his terrible? Anyone who trash talks reddit like this should be shunned. His opinions are unlike my own therefore the quality of his work is inferior to people who agree with me right fellow /v/irgins?

>>386577048
I like to space my thoughts out for social brownie points. When the rest of the guys on my sub said they were gonna brigade against this neanderthal asshole they told me watch my spacing but I see everyone here is already on my side when it comes to smashing intolerant assholes like Cleve so why bother? HAHA

>>386577136
The language of hate facts must never be spoken of in daylight again brother. Remember, Grimoire is a terrible game because the guy who made it says stuff sometimes. Fairness and objectivity go out the window when people say things we /v/irgins disagree with.

>>386577326
Explain what "reddit: the game" means

>>386577519
you're reddit spacing again

>>386577294
the gamer gates function much like the jew, cries out in pain when he strikes you then confront you on why you are a violent menace to society

absolute fucking scum of the earth, these sapes

>>386577538
Oh

Man

You

Totally

Got

Me

>>386577608
It means "better game than Grimwah"

>>386577676
9 G A G
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>>386577049
explain where he is wrong, sape

(((multiculti communist utopia))) is down the hall and to the left, perhaps you should go there and stay there forever

>>386577657
>jew

Go back to /pol/.

>>386577590
>trying this fucking hard
don't you have a date with your pillow or something?

I can't help but feel that these threads would've gone a lot smoother if everyone calmed down and distanced themselves from Cleve's political views.

Bringing up his rants add nothing to the discussion and only gives trolls more ammunition to derail the thread with.

Can we all just take a minute to calm down?

>>386568258
One sentence dedicated to responding. The rest is a rambling story about grandpa's younger years.

>>386576279
I do not fucking care about politics. Only if his game is good.

>>386577548
but Cleve's beliefs aren't stupid at all

>>386577590
found the Redditor everyone...

Daily reminder that Cleve himself called Grimoire the "thinking man's game" which confirms it's for cucks.

>>386577806
>I will gladly eat shit and waste my parent's money because the guy said the jews are bad on the internet!
the absolute state of the /pol/tard basement dweller

>>386577951

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>>386576621
I mean, look at her.

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>>386577980
>>386577980
>>386577980
THIS!

>>386577238
i love witcher 3 and it's amazing
what it lacks in combat it makes up by a long shot in storytelling and visuals, but clearly a faggot like you is too much of a pussy to accept that

>>386570140
It's a fucking porn game, of course adult men would be defending it.

Tanist is Cleve

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>>386575879
wtf i hate trent reznor now

>>386567634

why would you pay 40 dollars for this

>>386577940
>we now have these people on 4chan thanks to /pol/ and some schizo

I'm out

>>386578324
because you're a literal retard:
>>386576727

>>386568258
>Chinese
>full samurai
I think this guy isn't as smart as he's trying to make us believe.

is "sape" an epic new meme or something
I noticed it's /pol/'s meme of the week

>>386578324
- you like the deep style of gameplay and hardcore nature of games like Wizardry
- you enjoy the immersive experience and challenge
- you like personal and finely crafted experiences
- you have discerning aesthetic intelligence
- a legitimate fitting modern update to the best games of the genre (despite bugs)

if you don't want it enough to deal with bugs, wait a little while.

if you disagree, name 3 other titles that fit the above criteria. there aren't any. it's one of a kind.

obviously you can just play Wizardry or Might and Magic but this is something different and unique in that it fits the above criteria and nothing else really does.

>>386576052
>That instant reply

That's a yes.

>>386578515
>he feels this strongly about other people reading neoreactionary philosophy (and/or has no idea what that even is and he actually thinks that he is the 'smart' one LOL)
do you really think anyone wants you here anyway?

>>386578815

or you could play it for free

>>386578881
Nice reddit spacing

>>386578891
That means a lot coming from a /pol/ house wife who only goes here because your redneck ass finally found out to use a computer. Go back to your containment board, nigger.

>>386578815
>modern update

>>386575926
I'm not kidding dude. Their mothers are always gross desperate whores, too.

>>386578815
Nice reddit spacing

>>386568427
I keep on bouncing off of EO

do you think if i play the literal pleb EOU campaign modes with the forced anime weebshit stories i'll actually like them

>>386579042
semi-modern

>>386578891
saying nigger on the 4chinz is hardly a reactionary philosophic stance