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Randy/Battleborn/Gearbox Tuesday thread

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>>386551580
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>>386551580
But isn't that Penn Jillette's old apartment bathroom?
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>feel pity for randy
>snap out of it and remember that he's a faggot
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>>386551835
This will never not be funny.
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>>386551802
>unclaimed battlebon keys
Im ded
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>>386551736
>ACKTSHULLAY
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>>386551580
>Attention all units, feminism is awesome!
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>>386551580
Come on guys, lets make this thread have more posters than battleborn players
http://steamcharts.com/app/394230#All
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>>386551970
>that arm
????????
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>>386551835
I wonder how randy feels about that marketing, only bigots would use ass shots to market their game.
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>>386552041
Actually that joke is funny because based as fuck Oscar Mike says that everytime he kills a female character because feminism is that awesome that it allows him to kill males and females alike
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>>386551970
That arm strangely reminds me of this game. You had to control the arm and hand with the mouse to interact with things and shoot guns - it made for incredibly weird and awkward motions.
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>it's a /v/ bullies Randy Bobandy the Slimy Fuckendy thread
I mean, I'm all for Gearbox dying and Randy being raped by niggers with HIV but it's legitimately stale at this point. It's always the same screencaps.
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>>386551835
now that's comedy
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I'm going to vent a bit
Even though Randy is pretty much an idiot, I really enjoyed his most recent GDC presentation.
https://youtu.be/-cw2gXq83n8
The entire time he was on stage, he talked about the engine and how they saw what was wrong and what could be done to improve it. The entire time it honestly sounded like his head was screwed on right and I really enjoyed the video/presentation. Memelands or not.
It all sounded like it came from a guy who knew what he was doing and what he wanted to do.
YET, everything else this fucking moron done just soils his name. The gamergator song, the strange e-begging for players, and more.
If he could just STAY like he was during GDC, that would be great and slowwwwly repair his reputation.
But seeing as how I still own a copy of GameInformer with the original artwork of Aliens: Colonial Marines, I'm always reminded how Gearbox fucked it. Ruined it. Raped it.
Let's not forget Duke.

Thank god, Anthony Burch isn't near this shit anymore, but that didn't stop BattleBorn.
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who would you rather be?

>Randy Pitchford
>Anthony Burch
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>>386551885
10/10
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>>386551736
so /v/ is ass blasted by this guy for no reason? it was sega's fault all along
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>>386552630
Hi Randy
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>>386551580
>Scrabble board bathroom.
what the fuck
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>>386552584
Dead.
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>>386552584
Randy is rich so there's that. And if I was him, I'd immediately stop doing all the retarded shit he's been doing having all the knowledge from my current perspective, and thus try to turn Randy's life around.
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>>386552584
randy id guess
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>>386552584
The Anthony Burch phenomenon selects a random soul each day to occupy Burchs body.
So, Randy.
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Stop harrassing a videogame developer just becasue you don't like their games. I thought GamerGate was a 2x4chan thing, I thought you were better than this. Assholes.
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>>386552843
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>>386552843
OwO
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>>386552584
Randy's the better option. You're still the CEO of a company and you're pretty loaded. All you would have to do is stop saying dumb shit on twitter and stop loading your games with dumb shit. You'd be set for life if you did.
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>>386552843
>you have to be a member of the terrorist group known as gamergate to hate randy and his practices
Shut up before I level up with your mom
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>>386551885
This needs an edit where his son and his buddies go play Overwatch instead.

The final cuckery.
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>>386551835
To be fair, that borderbutt looks way more fuckable.
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>>386552843

Fuck off Randy you niggerjew.
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>>386552748
Sad!
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>>386551736
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>>386551639
Why the fuck is a CEO on Twitter all day like some nobody? What a waste of time and opportunity. I'd be min-maxing stocks and gambling on property deals, not blathering to nobodies.
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Post that video of Randy singing a song about trolls?
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I'm starting to feel bad for this guy, but eh.
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>>386552843
>tfw gamergate was right all along
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>>386553009
If a president can do it. Why not him? It seems to be the thing rich dumb idiots do these days.
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>>386553014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IPZTRCu664
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>>386553014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IPZTRCu664
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Post the
>dont reply to me
image.
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>>386552584
Randy has budget, all you need to do is start anew
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>>386553162
>Presidents and CEOs are 'dumb idiots'

Lol so what does that make you then, being just a loser virgin wasting life on a shitty imageboard?
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>>386553241
The original one or the HD remaster?
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>>386553331
Good shit
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>>386553269
t. Randy
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>>386553269
go away randy, you're an idiot
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>>386553383
>>386553394
Don't make me get the guitar out, bigots!
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>>386553148
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E

I think randy is legit autismo sometimes
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>>386553331
The HD remaster
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>>386551580
Stop bullying Randy, he has fought back against the SWJ hordes
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>>386553162
a country is a much bigger ship to sink, randy shitty company is in more danger by having a clown in charge
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>>386552147
>I tend to trust Randy about these things
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>>386553903
itt hans gets sad for having a hilarious spineless old lady for a leader
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>>386553860
the enemy of my enemy is still not my friend.
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>>386553860
Sometimes I really do feel bad about him. Noone likes him.
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>>386551580
I like Gearbox, I mean the only really shit thing they've done is ACM. Battleborn isn't even a bad game not that any you faggets on here have actually played it.
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>>386551580
someone pls post tiny head figure pics
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>>386552721
This. There's no amount of sage knowledge or experience that can undo the faggotry that is Anthony Burch.
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need like 40 more posters to match battleborn's current player count
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>>386553863
>you will never be as badass as randy pitchford
why live
at least i can still become anthony burch
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>>386554217
>Battleborn isn't even a bad game not that any you faggets on here have actually played it.
Its sad, because you actually believe that, go to bed Randy
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>>386553860
To be fair, almost everyone is.

People have moved on to more important issues. Only dumbasses like Notch and people whose only claim to fame are being SJW fighters are still on twitter arguing it.
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>>386554206
Holy shit Io is no longer owned by Eidos that's actually great news.
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>>386554357
You have my axe.
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>>386554130
>you will never wear ass glasses for first person ass action on ass weekend
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>>386553860
>you would lose your fucking minds if you had to be either of us for five minutes
man, there's so much comeback potential in that, he could have BTFO that psycho like crazy, randy blew it,
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>>386554383
Notch just doesn't have anything better to do
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>>386554380
Why is the tech industry so full of beta cucks? They could have easily sued their ass for refusing to pay them what they were owed.
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>>386554519
nah I'm talking about the guy who actually bought a collectors edition of Battleborn and took pics of shit that came with it.
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>>386554557
he actually tried to be reasonable. as we all know, this doesn't work with them.
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>>386554648
He should run for Congress.
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The absolute state of Gearbox.
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>>386554606

Everytime.

>>386554357

I'm here to help.
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>>386554519
>they actually wanted to make an entire franchise out of this
You can't fail more spectacularly even if you try.
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>>386554713
Or buy 4chan
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>>386554606
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>>386554357
Sure, why not.
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>>386554656
>be boss baby
I bet even randy prefers playing this to his own game
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>>386552584
As Randy, I'd have his shit reputation but also his resources. I'm the CEO of a company (although it's failing), got big bucks and have the connections to possibly change shit for the better.

As Burch, I don't even have my fucking Wii
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>>386554682
>They could have easily sued their ass for refusing to pay them what they were owed.
Nah, you really can't.
It will always come down to "He said, she said" situations, and in those the bigger company almost always wins.

Big companies hire out smaller contractors and then cut corners and pay less than they promised all the time.
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>>386555096
what DID he mean by this?
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>>386555096
>Randy thought he had a chance
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>>386555230
He thought he had a fighting chance.
I really wonder if he's mentally ill.
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>>386552641

Alright, I'm gonna play along with this shit. I'm still wondering how the females in Overwatch are sexist.

>a Chinese Climatologist who can blatantly freeze things
>a Swedish Doctor who innovated the health industry by reviving the dead
>a Mexican hacker who can sabotage anyone through information alone
>a Korean who is one of the top Starcraft players and uses it to pilot a Mech
>a British girl who is one of the greatest pilots ever

What, because looking sexy is somehow sexist?
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>>386551580
Hey I know sb057. I used to IRC with him.
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>>386555282
I'm not even memeing, I've read that post maybe a dozen times now and I still don't even know what hobby grade is supposed to mean, let alone half the other shit he said.
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>>386555436
>What, because looking sexy is somehow sexist?
Obviously.
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>>386555436
>mercy
>swedish
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>>386555436
Every character must be ugly as sin or else
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>>386555575

Look, I thought she was German or Swedish, everyone has been telling me two things.
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>>386555618
she is SWISS
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>>386555517
What do you mean you dont understand it? You are a bigot ain't cha?
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>>386555641

God fucking damn it. Thank you anyways, maybe I'm just tired.
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>>386555580
everyone's a winner! except if you paid for battleborn
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>>386553009
>I'd be min-maxing stocks and gambling on property deals
That's what a CFO does, poindexter.
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>>386555651
RANDY YOU ATTENTION SEEKING FUCKNUT, IF VIDYA IS MY HOBBY THAT MEANS ALL VIDEOGAMES ARE HOBBY GRADE, RIGHT?
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>>386552095
I think you have the term bigot confused for something else.
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>>386555736
i keep thinking she is german just because of tf2
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>>386553860
I can't fucking believe I'm about to write this but Anita did nothing wrong to Randy.

She posted a retarded fanfic that some autismo wrote that made her laugh. Randy making it sound like she made death threats against him just makes him look like a complete pussy. The story he's crying about literally had Spider-Man appear.
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>>386555857

That too. I wonder if she would get a long with the Medic.
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>>386555473
>bottom half of the screen is entirely gun
>at least 1/5th of the top is minimap
>huge fuckoff bar in top middle, with a text prompt giving redundant information below
>some EXP things (which of course couldn't be shown post-battle like OW) to the left
>tfw the only part of the screen you can see at any given time in Battleborn is the upper left corner

They must have been really trying to hide those ugly fucking graphics and awful environments, huh.
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>>386555857
They're practically all the same.
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>>386555924
they both practice borderline illegal and taboo medicine so probabally
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>>386555884
That story was pure vidya lore kino, Anthony Burch chained writing on a typewritter while Anita shot Randy to death
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>>386555436
>this post
hello time traveler from the distant time of 2012
yes every female character is sexist and if is a man is sexist too
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How is fucking paladins more successful than this?
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>>386555878
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>>386555282
What is meta-growth?
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>>386556117
what the fuck is going on
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>>386556117
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>>386556297
kek
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>>386556117

Where's the Fingerless Glove Meter?

What do you mean this isn't /v/'s 'Make the worst UI ever' image? Am I being pranked?

>>386556261
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>>386556117
It's physically painful to look at.
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>>386552042
>124 24-hr peak
Man I feel bad for it now
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>>386551580
that feel when you will never get a brothers in arms modern battle feild game

never
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>>386553860
Wait… who wrote a story about killing Randy? Anita?
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>>386552147
>It is said that the earliest magician to pull a rabbit out of a hat was Louis Comte, in 1814, though this is also attributed to the much later John Henry Anderson.

How could one man be such a god damn liar?
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>>386556581
He is obsessed with toiletts?
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>>386556686

That picture is right though. I like that MLP still triggers people.
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>>386556117
memes are reality
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>>386556686
>MLP is worse than Hitler and Trump combined

I agree.
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Get it?
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>>386554764
>they already had borderland that has every possible asset they needed
>still try to do something else while trying to copy borderland
I still don't know why they did that
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>>386556856
That game its on its way to become battleborn 2.0
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I wonder if Randy has accepted BB's failure yet, or if he's holding out for some kind of epic, very badass rally to kindle interest in the game.
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>>386557031
never try new IPs
thats the moral
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>>386556896
good shit
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you know. i played the free trial. I liked it for what it was, but now i play a better version of the game called Gigantic. Randy just can't win.
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>>386557031

>Mfw I only just now realize they could have literally just made a Borderlands PvP Class Shooter thingy
>It would have been ridiculously popular just on the back of the franchise, with a huge selection of characters already made and incredibly easy to translate into the genre

I'm actually kinda sad for them, it could have been a somewhat decent game instead of the disaster that is Stillborn.
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>>386557282
so when does the free trial end?
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>>386557282
when do they usually pull the plug for these games?
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>>386551580
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>>386555838
fuck off nazi
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>>386557135
I'm all for new IPs, but why did they try to create a lore and assets to make a chinese knockoff of borderland?
the tone, the characters, the voice actors, the themes and even the graphic style are all the same, hell the game might even take place on some borderland-mentionned planet
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>>386552042
There are more people playing Fire Emblem mobile free to play game than Battleborn. Wow.
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>>386557376
first you are not sad for them
second, no it wont because it would release at the same time as Overwatch so it would be forgoten anyway because people would like to play with the new blizzard franchise, and forget about the "clunky gun play" and "moba" aspect of the game.
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then you are not up to new ips, you are up for having gearbox to the borderlands only trick
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>>386557557
>>386557654
Stuff like this isn't funny.
It's funny when they say something stupid and get told, it's unfunny when people go poking them for a response.
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>>386552408
Randy needs to be drawn and quartered
JUST LISTEN TO THIS CUNT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyebULYg_vc

LISTEN TO HIM. ALL THAT FAKE ASS COMMENTARY, OVER "GAMEPLAY" HE FUCKING KNEW WOULD NEVER MAKE IT INTO THE FINAL PRODUCT.

SOPHISTICATED ALIEN AI, RANDY? YOU SURE? YOU SURE THOSE ALIENS WEREN'T JUST SCRIPTED TO ACT LIKE THAT IN YOUR "DEMO" ? FUCK YOU. YOU HACK.

"THAT'S WHAT WE CALL A CLOSE ENCOUNTER"

OH FUCK YOU. SHOVE A STICK UP YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING PHONY.

YOU KNEW IT. YOU KNEW THAT WASN'T ACTUAL GAMEPLAY. YOU FUCKING KNEW IT.

FUCK YOU.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z2qVebxlUo
>>386552584
dead
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>>386557676

I think you're seriously underestimating Borderland's popularity.

Sure, there's no chance it would have competed with Overwatch. But it'd probably be more popular than Paladins because it'd be full of well known and liked characters like Memetrap and Handsome Jack, as well as pure 100% F**KING BADASS!!!! memes like Torgue and Tiny Tina.

Again, I'm not saying it would have been a huge success, just that it wouldn't have been an abortion like Battleblunder.
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>Battleborn goes F2P
>GUYS BATTLEBORN IS NOT F2P. IT'S JUST AN UNLIMITED TRIAL
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>>386555473
I can't find the semen meter or fingerless glove meter
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>>386558053
what the fuck?
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>>386558152
Is he, you know, "special"?
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>>386557851
gearbox can't make any game beside borderland because they're fucked up in the imagination service and will forever be tied to borderland because the higher ups (randy) can't imagine a world where they can pull it off without adding a bit of their first successful licence

just like bioware force themselves to make every single game a mass effect game
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>>386558028
yes I probably do, it would still the same game, the same marketing, the same writting, the same on release bugs and exploits, the same netcode.

But everybody was all over Overwatch, heck, when battleborn was close to release, all "online NEWS" videos and sites was just talking about "Tracer ass being remove of the game" instead of anything else.

and then people would hate it anyway because Gearbox is attach.
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>>386551736
This always struck me as bullshit on so many levels.
Why would you invest your own money for fucking contract work?
Have you ever heard of some plumber or carpenter who went "Fuck you for not paying me. I'm going to invest my own money to fix that piping/door!".
.
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>>386558112
I hear that there is probably a legal reason for them to not call it F2P....
But im not sure if there is a contract with 2K, or is just a random excuse
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>>386556856
Its a fun game, takes a bit more skill than your usual hero shooter. It's probably gonna die soon though. They way I see it going is its gonna have a very small but dedicated community.
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>>386558245
This guy has legit mental issues. It's too bad nobody will ever ask Gabe about it
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>>386558497
since the release of the game, people would ask when it would go f2p, he was on twitter this whole time bitching on how it would "never go f2p"

it's randy, it's possible he pulled the "unlimited trial" just to prove a point or to try to piss off people
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>>386558431
I assume he might have tried to salvage it a bit, you can fail contracts every day but you won't get many more of of them if you do.
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>>386554519
This shit will never fail to make me laugh
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>>386553860
wtf I love Randy now?!
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Is battleborn the next tortanic? What is the current state of TOR?
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>>386552253
BOOB HEALTH BAR
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>>386558003
Thanks for telling me whats funny and not funny, have a good day Humor Police officer
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>>386558678
But still, they had their Timegate scapegoat who did the lion's share of the game which they could blame and then there's also the amount he supposedly invested.
10 million bucks out of what he calls "his own pockets"?! I know he's rich but still, holy fuck.
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>>386558431
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>>386558794
toratanic is actually playable and not a shit stain of a game as long as you decide to subscribe and has still patches with decent content

battleborn added hats
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>>386558794
TOR actually ended up being pretty profitable for a while. It was one of the top 10 F2P earners a few years bacl. I mean I'm not sure it paid back their full investment in the end, but it did get a second life as a F2P game. Battleborn has just been since it was released pretty much.
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>>386556896
nice
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>>386552641

>a second major studio

Which was the first?
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>>386558676
If I had to go with an Dumb ego and try to deny going free 2 play but doing it anyway.

I would say it is "free 2 Kickass" or something dumb like that.

at least it get the point across.
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>>386556483
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You know how old people say they're glad the stupid things they did and said as a child arent on the internet forever.
Randy is like the embodiment of that, a kid sperging out in public. Except he's a wealthy adult leading a company.

Why isnt anyone taking his fucking phone away from him so he cant access twitter?
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>>386553148
That was decent
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Why is Randy such a fun guy to bully?
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>>386559539
I don't get what possesses people go to so full retard on twitter of all things?

I understand children who grew up with social media not having a filter online, but he's old. He should remember all the ideas that you need to respect the internet and keep it at an arms length.
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>>386554656
>there are 3x as much people role playing as a Mcdonalds employee than playing Battleborn
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>>386556301
>>386554519
>>386558759
Have any of these ever been tweeted to Randy? Has he made any excuses for the awful figures or did he just block people.
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Why is it so funny bullying Randy Pitchford
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>>386559882
It's not as funny now, its like saying "battleborn is unpopular LOL" for the millionth time.
Other than that Randy is just weird and actively publicizes his weirdness online.
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>>386559990
The fuck is up with that arm animation?
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>>386559882
It's because he always replies. If he ignored it everyone would have just forgotten about him already.
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>>386559539
because he's still the boss and still sit on millions "he" made
borderland was a lucky shot, but he still got it.

and objectively, doing PR yourself as the boss is an excellent idea because you know first hand what people want, how people feel and cut a great deal of budget.

that is, if you're competent of course
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>>386559067
fucking LOL
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>>386551580
>Add Briana Wu as a playable character
>Wonder why bigots wont touch your game
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>>386560349
>Add Brianna Wu to congress
>Wonder why bigots won't vote
Was this their plan all along?
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>>386553860
>>386551639
the same thing with chibi is happening to me with Randy, I'm starting to pity him a lot and even sympathize with him whenever these threads show up
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>>386560049
Pretty much.
It's also important WHEN you piss on that guy.
Just yelling "LOL, BATTLEPOOP SUX" makes you look like a bigger idiot than him, actually calling him out on his bullshit however like >>386551835 never gets old.
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>>386551580
>that fucking dirty sink, floor, toilet
why the fuck does he even keep this fat, lazy bitch?
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>>386553148
That was actually decent
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>>386559067
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>>386558053

What exactly is he trying to pull here?
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>>386559067
Is Randy legitimately autistic? Why does he respond to EVERYONE that sends him a message?
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>>386552843
Gamergate harassed game devs for retarded political reasons. Eventually at least.

We're harassing him because it's funny. How it should be. How it's always been.
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Is borderlands 1 their only good game?
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>>386559067
Oh my fuck.
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>>386560681
>>386551835
I dont find it funny since 1 is copying a cover and other is nothing, is it a screenshot from a video or what? Idk. They're not connected in any way.
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>>386560750
>why the fuck does he even keep this fat, lazy bitch?
Kristy Pitchford has a ton of money, her dad was owner of a couple of oil drilling companies here in Texas since the 60s, she can leave Randy if she wants, plus, she has one of the most succesful bars here in Frisco
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>>386561170
>He doesn't know
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>>386560630
>chibi
Who dat?
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>>386561119
Opposing Force is pretty great.
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>>386561170
>I dont find it funny since 1 is copying a cover and other is nothing, is it a screenshot from a video or what? Idk. They're not connected in any way.
You are too young to post in here anon, go somewhere else and lurk more
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>>386561409
Speedrunner.

Unless he's talking about a different chibi.
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>>386551580
DUKE IS BACK BABY!
some one kill randy
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>>386561234
I work in Plano. What's the bar called?
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>>386561234
What the fuck, is there a drink buried under there somewhere
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>>386554365
You will NEVER be Anthony Burch.
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>>386561512
>>386561512
Nerdvana, and you can have your gearbox games signed by Randy, just tell his wife (she is usually there on the afternoons) and she will give them to Randy and you can return a couple of days later for your autographed games
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>>386553860
>GUYS RANDY IS ONE OF US NOW! BASED

This is why people laugh at your shitty movement
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>>386557443
>I'm a little on the spectrum

Holy fucking shit
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>>386557250
It is like arguing on /v/.
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>>386559990
>>386560123
I dont get why complain about the arm?
when you sprint, she put the arm on front of her.
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>>386557443
No way this is real.
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>>386560952
I think he's simply so desperate to keep any "fanbase" he has that he's compulsively interacts with them as much as possible
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>>386552042
>tfw more people are playing Grimoire right now
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>>386552042
SS13, a 2d, amateur, bug-ridden, outdated graphics-wise, griff-filled, shitty-admin filled, game based on an out-dated and niche engine, draw in more players.

I can't find it within me to laugh, it's just sad.
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>>386562094
>>386557443
https://twitter.com/DuvalMagic/status/872115703935053824
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>>386562089

Yeah I bet her hair gets in her eyes as she runs aswell, better put that on the fucking screen.

You fucking idiot.
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>>386551580

thx op i love these threads
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How does something like battleborn not close their game studio overnight? don't they have debtors that need to be paid? Can they really release a game that sells next to nothing and get away with it?
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>>386562295
>a little is a understatement
Holy shit
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>>386554206
N ON ONO NONO

NO PLEASE DONT
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>>386552584
No one took Randy's Wii U in the divorce.
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>>386562679
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>>386552042
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>386562089
take it easy man.
its when you are springing, and even if I agree that they should allow you to make models small in pc
(not that it matter because the game is dead)

its probably done to give personality to the character though the body language.

People have not mention this about the game, and probalby will give another thing to hate on it.
But when you look down in battleborn, you see your characters legs and its running animation.

It is infunctional, and will piss people off because they would rather have the cross on the screen with no models.
But it have a purpose.
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>>386562679
why is this a thing?
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>>386562346
Fuck Im a fucking idiot, I miss click the answer
you got a point there i guess,
>>386563105
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>>386552843
>I thought gamergate was a 2x4chan thing
Nigger, it all started here, then it spilled over to 2x4chan. Heck, it's one of the reasons that PoS chan was created.
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Remember when Randy announced that a Duke Nukem movie in production while talking to Geoff Keighley during E3? He acted like it was big news, but I literally haven't seen a single article or mention of it from anyone since. Poor Randy. No one ever cares.

http://comicbook.com/gaming/2017/06/13/new-details-on-forthcoming-duke-nukem-and-borderlands-movies-eme/
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>>386562794
holy fucking pound
poor randy just cant win
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>>386563217
I wish I knew.
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>>386562679
No wonder his wife is so fat
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>>386558759
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>>386562295
>he is autistic
This explains everything.
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He's like a real life Michael Scott. He's the boss to a shitload of people, but he has crappy interpersonal skills and comes up with stupid and poorly thought-out ideas. How he got to where he is baffles me.
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>>386557103
CliffyB can at least say his game did better than Battleborn, but then again any game can.
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>>386553860
That's it, now I'm a /badass/, I'm buying five copies of the game
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>>386554519
That Brianna Wu character still, to this day, creeps me the fuck out. It's like walking through a wax museum where the heat has been cranked up too high and everything's starting to droop and get all shiny.
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>>386554357
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>>386563534
Why would anyone be hyped about someone saying "We're going to do this thing" and nothing else?
Actually show a trailer and then I'd be hyped.
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>>386561234
you are like little babby to me
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>>386562794
Is this funny?
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>>386564184
That chicken looks great.
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>>386552843
I know right? I really hope we can one day repeal the 1st amendment so that we can lock those goobergolfers up
*le sigh*

---------------------------------------
If you identify as a strong feminist ally add this to your sig
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>>386564262
>Rovio was a major contender
I don't understand anything about business I guess. Angry Birds is a fucking flash game that got played by millions of people. I don't know how Rovio can't burn money to keep warm.
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>>386560630
>>386561409
>chibi
kek
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>>386562089
Why would you pull your arm side by side when you were sprinting? Sounds like it's animated by somebody who didn't evn bother to watch a video of somebody running.
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>>386555740
How many anti-Trump protest rallies do you think that kid's been to by now?
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I would genuinely feel bad for him if he didn't constantly try to reply with epic zingers that fail miserably 98% of the time
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>>386563912
>CliffyB can at least say his game did better than Battleborn
How? Battleborn had 12,070 people on its release day, lawbreakers cant even reach 8000
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>>386562224
Per server even. I've seen 80+ on /vg/station at once.
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>>386562679
>savory cocktails
what sort of fresh hell is that?!
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>>386562679
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>>386563849
Facts about Michael Scott that do not apply to Bitchford:

>He's a self made man. Entered DM as a salesman.
>He's actually a more than competent salesman. The joke of his character is that he was the best salesman in DM history (selling paper, no less), so they gave him an administrative job, at which he is a total tool
>Michael is funny, though that is mostly the laurels of Steve Carell
>at the end of the day, Michael's coworkers like him
>Michael had a happy ending
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>>386564461
I also think that most of the people shitting on battlefail BECAUSE of his reactions.
Otherwise people wouldn't care.
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>>386563849
At least Michael was a good guy. Pitchford is a skeezy bag of dicks dropped in a gaping used up cunt.
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>>386564262

It really does make me wonder just what the fuck they're doing over at Gearbox. Why are they still trying to support Battleborn, instead of shutting the servers down and writing it off as a loss?

It seems to me that the game just can't be making them money at this point. Or is the game part of some giant money laundering scheme?
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>>386564262
>No Man's Sky is still selling

Are those rumors about them fixing the fucking thing true, then?
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>>386564734
>at the end of the day, Michael's coworkers like him
? I didn't follow the office after season 1 or 2 but i don't recall anyone liking Michael except Dwight
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>>386564449
Going by his looks he's probably is alt-right faggot himself.
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>>386564785
Well yeah that's a given, what's the point of poking an animal with a stick if it doesn't react?
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>>386564449
>implying he leaves the house
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>>386563849
Except Michael is Likable, has a sense of self-awareness, and knows remotely what he's doing.
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>>386564734
>Michael is funny

He's funny to you, because you're a viewer watching a show.

Actually having to work with him would be a fucking nightmare. He's actually a complete dick a lot of the time, and deserves to get his ass beat every now and then.
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>>386555651
> "The deffinition of X is something that is different that not-X"

wtf, not even my six-year old kid would try to pull that bullshit.
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>>386557768
is this real?
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>>386564913
>Why are they still trying to support Battleborn, instead of shutting the servers down and writing it off as a loss?
That would hurt them on the long run, according to Randy battleborn had over 3 million players, so we can assume the game had like a million players or less, they were people who supported gearbox by getting the game.
Imagine how bad would they feel if gearbox just shut down the support for the game, what kind of thing those guys can expect from another gearbox game? That if the game fails the developers will just fucked them in the ass after spending $60?
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>>386565170
>He's actually a complete dick a lot of the time
>deserves to get his ass beat every now and then.
It sounds like you've never met someone who has a sense of innocence or you just don't get out much.
If you've watched the show you know he's just trying to make his workers comfortable in the environment and make their depressing jobs selling paper a little more bearable
Would you rather have a boss from Office Space or the Office?
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>>386558024
Even the fake gameplay looks boring as shit
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>>386563849
>How he got to where he is baffles me
privilege the real financial/educational one
we don't put the best people forward in the western world
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Every time i read one of these threads, i get more and more sure randy is actually autistic or some other real mental problem, and got into his position by a series of flukes.

I kinda feel bad about him.
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>>386565852
Read
>>386562295
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>>386560670
Literally why I dropped Borderlands within 3 hours.
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>>386554752
Scizor got BTFO
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>>386551802
Damn that was fucking sad.
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>>386565446
>a sense of innocence

Right, you're an idiot. Acting like a bigot when you see a guy with a turban is not innocence, it's just him being a dip shit. Hitting someone with your car and trying to pass it off as their fault is not innocence, it's just being a selfish asshole.

I get that you like the show, but Micheal is funny because he pulls off the most blatant bullshit in an over the top manner, not because he's endearing or affable.
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>>386565949
Everyone claims to be on the spectrum today so they get to be special snowflake treatment. I do think randy has the real deal though.
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Do you think his son is allowed to play overwatch at home?
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>>386561409
>I'd really prefer it if you'd be quiet
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>>386566194

>there might actually be violence in the Pitchford house hold if anyone dares to mention Overwatch
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>>386566194
Randy's son is allowed to do whatever he wants, because he is the alpha while Randy is the omega.
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>>386553224
Stuff like this makes me happy Battleborn was such a fiasco.
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>>386566016
Maybe he can be endearing and affable because it isn't fucking real you dingus.

The initial comparison was fucking dumb in the first place, stop talking about it, you're both retards.
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>>386566430
>Someone mention overwatch
>The situation goes from bad to worse
>Randy's son beat the living shit out of him.
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>>386559067
I'd fuck Orendi if she was mute
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>>386566478
>Maybe he can be endearing and affable because it isn't fucking real you dingus

>discussing the character as a character, mentioning that he's a character
>HEY HE'S NOT REAL HE'S A CHARACTER

It's godamn Sherlock Holmes come to crack the case.
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>>386557768
> You will never be Randy Pitchford discarding religious text and dirty plateware in the frequently traveled hallways of hotels for other people to have to walk over and eventually clean up.
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>>386562134
Reminder that he posted a link to Battleborn porn on Twitter to draw attention to his game, but tried to hide it like "UH OH! THERE'S PORN NOW! THAT'S SO NAUGHTY! PLEASE DON'T OPEN THIS LINK, GUYS!"
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>>386557768

>46 years old
>still acting like an edgy teenager
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>>386564982
The later seasons let the characters grow a bit. When the Stamford branch boss uses his position to get a better job and leave all his workers in a very bad situation, Jim outright says "Michael would never do that".
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>>386557768

Anyone have the cap of someone tweeting the edited version to Randy?
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>>386566809
Oh no. Is Pitchford one of those "Our eyes can't see past 30fps" faggots?
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>>386567374
Fucking weed smoking degenerates
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>>386567475
Oh I get it. He was a nerdy coder in the 90s so he shacked up with whatever monster wanted his knob, and his life since then has been constant regret.

I finally understand randy
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>>386566819

Battleborn porn (Battleporn?) that he most likely commissioned.
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>>386567609
>so he shacked up with whatever monster wanted his knob
Quite the opposite, Randy was a faggot hollywood "magician" until he met a landwhale with a rich as fuck family, he married her and he left the magician world to focus on coding and video games
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>>386567374
Is this Randy in disguise?
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>>386552584
Randy has lodesemoney
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>>386567729
Wow I'm not sure if that's better or worse
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>>386562089
>>386559990
why does she move her fingers like shes flicking her bean?
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>>386567894
>Wow I'm not sure if that's better or worse
Come on anon, imagine marrying a fucking pig thats loaded as fuck, and you get to leave the job you hate to start working on something you actually like?
Make tons of money, get a big house, fuck $1k an hour hookers and get to emblezze money from some nip company to make the game of your dreams
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>>386554357
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>>386561693
somebody please take in Overwatch
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>>386562089
Is that supposed to be Brianna So? Bevause the resemblance is uncanny.
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>>386568105
>Brianna So
Meant Brianna Wu. I'm out of the house so I'm a fucking phoneposter right now.
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>>386568091
Dont do that, Kristy is pretty nice and some fucker pulling that crap would make her sad
Instead, just get a $5 battleborn from bestbuy have randy sign it and then change the cover to your overwatch copy and send a picture of the overwatch game signed to randy on twitter
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>>386568321
even better
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>>386557934
>CEO of a company saying fuck you to people on twitter

I would be embarrassed to work there
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>>386553863
Normies playing Borderlands 2 let this happen
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>>386552748
>"Did the clerk happen to be a man named Randy Pitchford?'
>"...DOH'!"
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>>386555878
I'm actually disgusted with Blizzard because of this. Man, that's disrespect on the highest level
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How much longer until Gearbox goes under and the IPs they have like Duke Nukem go out to more willing and competent developers?
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>>386568321
>he takes the sleeve out sand signs it
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>>386569323
>disrespectful
it was already planned for a while, Battleborn simply chose the worst time for... everything
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>>386564184
take the pickles off and its perfect
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>>386569373
Not fucking likely.
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>>386555740
>Brown leather fedora
>Grey suit jacket
>Purple plaid button down tee
>Dark blue corduroy pants

I'm no /fa/shionista but that just looks bad.
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>>386554725
Please give Duke Nukem to someone else. This is some George Lucas bullshit right here.
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>>386554357
fuck you randy
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>>386569323
Keep in mind Battleborn's official Twitter account tweeted something along the lines of "Come at me bro" at OW's Twitter before the releases of both games. They Blizzard's wrath upon themselves.
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>>386569820
But it wasnt Randy's fault, some bigot hacked the battleborn twitter account and posted that message
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>>386569983

Mate, Randy might be a fucking idiot, but the PR team handling the games twitter account is completely normal.
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>>386557550
I don't think they're in a hurry because low player count equals low server costs. They might as well keep it running because shutting the servers too soon could really bite them in the ass in the future.
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>>386567609
Not an excuse.

Here's a pic with another nerdy coder from the 90s.

He's a cool dude hanging out with his kickass pupper, his Asian waifu and his bestbro Trent Reznor.
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>>386569323
Sure Blizzard are turbojes but Randy is a SJW cuck so he deserves to get kiked at every turn.
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>>386559812
Because never takes the high road but always comes down to the bullies' level.
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>>386552584
The obvious answer is i'd like to eat a bullet, but Anthony since he has his (relative) youth so it would still be possible to turn my life around
Randy is a lost cause.
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>>386556117
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>>386556772
Die
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>>386554656
jesus christ
how do you even end up like this?
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>>386570321

Of course it wasn't him directly, and of course a PR team can do their job and fucking PR, but you can't honestly think that they just woke up and decided to taunt Blizzard without his permission/blessing.
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>>386556301
even that bust from The Witcher was better.
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>>386564184
>there's a little babby drink on the drink
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>>386552584
Always randy pitchfork
I'm dead serious, we might meme at him badly, but at least he isn't anthony burch
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>>386553148
not bad
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>>386569562
Fag.
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>>386554357
let me in just for laughs
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>>386551580
what exactly does randy do?
is a he a programmer? an artist?
what was the 'hard work' he did?
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>>386558053
what is this?
What does this mean?
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>>386558253
Read the thread faggot
>>386557443
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>>386572142
He is in charge of BADASSery
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>>386557934
Holy shit GET THE BURN WARD
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I can't comprehend how the fuck can battleborn bomb so badly

I'm dead serious. Was it because overwatch exist?
Even then it shouldn't have been like this, incredibly shitty games worsely made than battleborn do not bomb that badly. I have no clue why it is so dead, anyone who has played it can explain?
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>>386559067
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>>386554357
For you, anything.
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>>386565808
>privilege
That's not remotely true. If you watch the show you find out that Michael is a shining example of a person being promoted just past their level of competence. He was an excellent salesman so he got promoted to management which he was terrible at (though the best episodes were always the ones where he showed glimmers of competence).
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>>386558245
That doesn't make any sense, what the fuck is he talking about.
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>>386559067
WHY RESPOND TO THAT
HE IS THE ULTIMATE MADMAN
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>Battleborn Current Players 107
>30 day Average 127
>Current Unique IPs in this thread 175

We did it lads.
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>>386554606
This one gets me every fucking time
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>>386570713
>Anthony since he has his (relative) youth so it would still be possible to turn my life around
>anyone who google searched your name would get endless memes about cuckoldry and terrible writing
I think Randy would be the better choice. At least he can take credit for Opposing Force, that was a good game even if nothing else he's worked on is. Burch has never done anything good and his name is synonymous with worthless garbage.
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>>386570578
>kang
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>They still haven't bundled the BL2 DLC
>Battleborn matchmaking is still tied to your steam download region
>game still suffers from poor performance
>The game almost never goes on sale
>They go to G2A of all places to sell the special edition of a re-relase of an "ok" game showing they don't know ANYTHING about this industry
>Gearbox still thinks they can play the victim here
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>>386563049
what
oh jesus fucking christ

I thought he just shared hentai that existed, I didn't realize he set up an entire board for it and shit.
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>>386567894
well there still exists the possibility that those two just love eachother unconditionally
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>>386563049
>there are more people sharing porn of the game than playing it

jesus christ
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I'm the 180th poster.
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>>386573071
The G2A thing HAD to be a marketing move on their part. I refuse to believe anyone could be so clueless as to think that was a good idea. It had to be them thinking that pulling out of this much publicized deal would show customers that they "really cared about your feedback" or something. The alternative is just too retarded to be believable.
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>>386560224
what the fuck is going on
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>>386573280
Well it has that in common with Overwatch at least.
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>>386562679
What the actual fuck.
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>>386562679
I'll try anything, but I sincerely doubt that it'll taste good.
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>>386554656
Who knew "Work at a Pizza Place" would be so much better than "Work at McDonald's"?
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>>386573814
I didn't ASK you
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>>386554656
>there are 7000 people watching someone playing a shitty blocks games with a game mode where you play delivery pizza
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>>386574075
>Happy Lego-like guy over pink haired bitch that internally hates her job
>Game about the patrician food that is pizza vs Mcshit

Gee I wonder.
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At this point you would think the entire company would agree to hire a guy with a window cleaner bottle full of water and make him follow Randy all day, and every time he gets on twitter just have him squirt water on him while shouting "RANDY, NO!"
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>>386554357
count me in, for good measure
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>>386552843
gayber gate moved to 12-4 chan because moot banned it in order to appease his jewish master.
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>>386555436
Have you seen how deep Tracer's asscrack is? Of course it's sexist.
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>>386553224
>when you will completely abandon a person or organization because of 1 little joke
>lol y do people think im an asshole

this guy is a joke.
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>>386553269
ceos and presidents are just autistic retards that decided to focus really heavily on screwing people over and were lucky enough to be born in the one century of human history where that particular skillset/mindset can earn you millions of dollars rather than a one way trip to the bottom of the nearest body of water like it would in every other era of human history.
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>>386553860
just further demonstrates that capitulating to their demands and being an 'ally' wont ever put you in their good graces. Not only do they want you to kill yourselves for them, but they want you to give them all your stuff before you do.

keep falling on your sword randy, maybe in your next life you will end up in a world where you are rewarded for white knighting.
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>>386574675
didn't she make Revolution 60?
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>>386562679
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>>386554357
Im here let me participate!
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>>386575369
>she
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>>386575369
>she
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>>386556117
>Kill me Uncle Pete.
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>>386575369
>she
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>>386575634
>>386575647
>>386575719
oh god forgot it was a tranny. It's honestly too hard to keep track of these days.
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>>386555878
This has to be an edit. Right?
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>>386551970
It looks like the toilet hand from majoras mask
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>>386566542
kek
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>>386562679
>the drink is just tomatoes and water
For what purpose
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>>386554648
He's earned so much money that he doesn't even have to pretend to give a shit anymore.
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>>386552264
Attikus could get it.
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>yfw it's £5 including all the dlc

www.cdkeys.com/pc/games/battleborn-pc-cd-key-steam
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>>386551970
>that arm animation
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>>386572271
Everytime Randy mentions overwatch a part of him dies, thats why he refers to overwatch as competitive game
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>>386573416
>The G2A thing HAD to be a marketing move on their part
It was the bigots that infiltrated gearbox, they were behind the deal with G2A
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You know, I'm trying to think of a more amateurish-looking cast in a big release game than BB, and I fucking can't. Every character looks like it belongs on some fat autist's DA page. Washed out color schemes, overly busy designs, and things that look like they popped out of a random idea generator are everywhere.

Even generic soldiers in generic first person shooters are a better art direction.
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>>386551580
COCAINE
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>>386551580
I really wish Randy would have just shot himself after A:CM and Duke were confirmed shitpiles.
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>>386551736
>creating borderlands
Literally a 1-5 player MMO that is one of the most boring shit piles ever.
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>>386557282
why would you keep playing really, I imagine you literally play the same people every other game
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>>386574258
that's 7000 people PLAYING the roblox game, not watching someone play it
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>>386552843
It isn't about not liking the game. Randy is an absolute snake oil salesman who fucked over publishers and fans.
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>>386561018
Pathetic.
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>>386551580

What is the context of that photo?

He's hot and I wish I could dickslap his face and then get fucked by him
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Okay fill me in, /v/.
Never cared enough to even watch a Battleborn gameplay, I just don't give a shit. Naturally I only know this guy from these threads and nothing else.

What did he do and what do I do to join the memery? Is it just the game being terrible or did he do something to deserve this? Or is this just another Todd-tier running gag?

I'm not new I've spent six years in this shithole, I just don't give two fucks about some memes.
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>>386562679
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>>386578248
Orendi is neat.
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>>386567729
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>>386568227
Yes I read somewhere she was modeled after wu
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>>386573814
I like your style.
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>>386569620
I miss looking forward to Borderlands 3. Now I fucking dread its release.
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>>386569562
horrid taste just die
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>>386554357
Lets go
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>>386559067
That's some nice looking cum de.su
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>this thread now has more unique posters than the entire Battleborn playerbase.
How does it make you feel?
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>>386559812
Partially because he deserves it.
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>>386553175
>We can't make jokes about women
>Religion is totally free game though lol

Fucks sake randy
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>>386565041
>classic reddit look
>Alt right
If anything he looks like a bernout that "fucking loves science".
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>>386554606
So fucking savage
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>>386565041
>"nice guy" wearing fedora
>anything but a lefty sjw
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After reading this whole fucking thread, I came to the realization that Randy isn't actually an asshole, he is just some kind of high functioning autist and I kind of feel sorry for him.
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>>386579397

There's nothing neat anywhere in that cast. I don't even know who I would play as if I felt inclined to play BB (which I don't). None of them look really cool, cute, or sexy. They look like a cast of capeshit fodder who's only appearances are in the panel where they die and the panel showing their corpses. Also, hurrrr hurrr, ironic macho FUCKING WHITE MALE.

Comparatively, if I wanted to play OW (multiplayer shooters aren't really my genre, though I wouldn't ignore a gifting), a good chunk of the cast actually looks pretty appealing.
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>>386554606
literally every fucking time
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How many of you got that Project 1v1 email from gearbox? Oh randy when will u learn
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>>386552843
Fuck off randy.
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>>386556117
This is just migraine inducing
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>>386557934
>there is a reality in which a CEO does this
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>>386552843
>Not being here during GabbaGhoul
Jesus tap dancing christ
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>>386553224

You know, I actually wouldn't be completely against reestablishing respect between the genders and putting an end to these "hurrr hurr women are so dumb" and "durrrr durrr I have four kids: three from my womb + my husband". They're a symptom of a boiling hostility that shouldn't be there.

However, looking at Randy's games, something tells me that Randy only believes in respect when it's convenient for his politics. He's a part of the problem.
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>>386579145
>What is the context of that photo?
According to him, his wife took that picture in the bathroom of Pen Jillette because "it looked funny"
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>>386569273
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah

HILLARYious kek aynon funny meme
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>>386551885
>Am I...am I badass
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I'm surprised how few people here jokingly spell his surname "Pitchfork".
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>>386583275
I'm just a speedreader and though that was really his surname

not that I give enough of a shit to spell it right
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>>386552843
Nice try Randy but you burned too many bridges
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>>386582349
I disagree, I think that jokes like that are fine as long as there IS respect. The way I see it, sexist/racist jokes should be something we can all laugh about together. The issue is that too many people actually take the stereotypes seriously.
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He sucks but I feel sorry for him after he got chewed out by his social justice friends for complaining that they're posting fanfiction of him being killed and taking duke nukem
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>>386553860
Hes actually 100% right for once
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>>386551580
Randy is going to find all of you HATERS.
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>>386562679
These fast edited cooking clips are always cancer
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https://twitter.com/schisam/status/895001950688858113
a-are we fucked anons?
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>>386558832
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>>386551802
That intro is hauntingly believable and sad
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>>386583695

It's the fundamental difference between joking that blacks like chicken and that blacks are basically apes, though. You don't make the latter joke if there isn't some disgust there.
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>>386551802
>>386551885
Poor Randy
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>>386552843
>t. Randy
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