ITT: we're Metal Gear Solid guards

You ever wondered why we're here?

Huh?

Whose footprints are these?

>>386537061
Whose footprints are these?

Metal Gear Solid Guards = Big Boss Clones... Solid Snake was killing his brothers :(

>>386537061
What kind of rifle is this? Some Messerschmitt?

>>386537105
Just to suffer?

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>*braaaaaaaaaap*

>>386537215
No they're not, they have solid? snakes dna genetically inserted into them

>>386537374
>Kojima took a shitty pun character and gave him a full arch marrying best girl

KOJIMAAAAAAA

Oh boy, let's have a thoroughly look at this conveniently placed porn magazine here on the ground!

What's wrong?

>>386537473
Heh...shitty

>>386537259
I think it's Korobov TKB

>>386537473
He really must have hated SS at this point.

>>386537259
They're five-five-sixers and pineapples

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A DUD!

What's going on out there? Respond!

CP, THIS IS ZULU ONE

What was that noise?

Mr. Box?

>>386537789
Sending additional units to strut /v/.

I'm hungry. I guess I'll eat this rotten frog someone just threw at me through a window

>>386537061
oooh a titty mag

Did you guys hear about that mercenary unit, uhhh... Diamond Ducks or something?

>>386537374
Johnny is actually a superhuman considering that his skills are genome soldier tier without having received any nanomachine vaccinations.

I am going to,keep walking around a predetermined path for eternity

>>386537858
Fuck you I can't unhear it anymore.

>Tfw Big Shell wasn't actually a oil cleaning operation
>Not even a cool goverment cover up
>Just a glorified hidey hole for a big sub
>Literally saw some girly fag guy snap my comrades neck for this shit

My life is a lie

>>386537061
I wish I got the peripheral vision gene therapy...

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>>386537798
>CP

>>386537798
get the fuck out of this thread right now
that isn't a real mgs game

>>386538127
>Bad/No level design
>Shitty plot
That would be the majority of MGS games though.

NAAATHINK HERE

Nothing to report.

>>386538127
I am going to stare at you from a safe distance for 10 seconds before slowly walking over to your last position, faggot

>>386538195
No, that's just V
Try playing them also try having an IQ above negative one million you faggot NIGGER

Just a box!

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>get genome therapy
>can only see 10 feet in front of me now

Man I'm bored, it would be nice to have a conversation but I don't see anyone else around.

Have you guys ever noticed that anon in the genome soldier suit kinda has a nice ass? no homo though, im just saying

Did that box just move?
Nah...

Train with me Boss!

>>386538318
Clean out your anus with a rusty metallic spike, please.

>>386538481
Why don't you stuff every orfice in your body with dicks until they bleed because you just LOVE filler

UH UH HUOAH

Hmmmm... Must have been rats.

EHNEHMY SIGHTED

>>386538585
REEQUESTING BACKUP YEWNITS

>>386538553
>LOVE filler
Nigger I've been waiting for a proper ending to MGS since 2001. Fuck every piece of retarded garbage since.

Doesn't change the fact that the level design and even the gameplay of MGS is basic and retarded. Thief is infinitely superior in every possible way besides story content, and MGS lost that during and after MGS2. Series is fuckin' shit, should've made ZOE3.

>be like best soldiers around
>use fucking famas
I can't deal with this

>>386538639
WE HAVE A MAN DOWN! INCREASE TO MAXIMUM SECURITY!

>>386538728
Stay butthurt and btfo bcuz you didn't get to play as snake waaaahhhh and you lack the IQ to understand the patrician post-modern story MGS2 tells.
You got your ending in 4 kid, now beat it.

Also is ZOE that good? I've been interested in it lately. How is the story?

>>386538728
MGS WAS the ending retard, its the third game in the series

>>386538991
The only thing post-modern about MGS2 is the amount of cutscenes. I also enjoyed MGS2 and wanted a proper ending, something MGS4 failed to provide.

Not so much the story is the appeal of ZOE, but the dialogue between the characters, and the gameplay of course.

>>386539175
does someone have one of those expanding brain pics they use in those fresh new memes

Yo that redhead is pretty fucking hot...

Can someone please relieve me of my post for abit... I really need to take a shit

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WHAT A THRILL

>>386539553
WITH DARKNESS AND SILENCE THROUGH THE NIGHT

where the fuck did that box came from? and why is there a bearded man wearing a bandana masturbating to a picture of the boss in it?

>>386539287
MGS 4 had a masterpiece of an ending you giant nigger faggot

>>386540012
>lol this comatose prune was the antagonist, hold on lemme kill him and then die
MGS4, even the parts that don't incoherently tie in to MGS3, is the dumbest shit.

>>386537061
ZzZzZzZzZz

>I'm hungry
>This base is too cold
>They keep sending out caution alerts but nothing's happening
>Someone said they're gonna nuke the base, why aren't we evacuating?
>I wish I was at home cleaning my own guns, not these garbage FAMAS's

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>Doing my daily shift
>Walk into the lounge
>4 guards are sleeping on the floor

Is this job fucking serious? I might as well join them if we're just getting paid to literally sleep.

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>>386537061
>i hope Boss notices me today...
>there are only like, 30 of us girls here
>how long till i can't take this no dicc anymore...
>my feet hurt

>>386537061
>Alaska
>get posted OUTDOORS at a helipad
>"great"
>tom is over there, sleeping in front of a servailance camera
>*bong
>"huh?"
>"w-what was that noise"
>"?"
>suddenly out of nowhere
>with no noise or warning
>i feel like a burining hot probg has been stabbed through my shoulder
>blood
>"huh?"
>"?"
>"oh well. Back to my post"

>>386540530
HEY FAGGOT this thread isn't about V guards so you can leave
I really really hope V isn't the only one you've played, or the one you started with

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>>386540987
Holy shit kid, i hope you are merely pretending. Since 1998 MGS1 if you must know.
MGS1=MGS2>MGS3>MGS4>MGSGZ>MGSV>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>PW

>This post sucks
>Who's leaving porn mags lying around?
>I keep hearing somebody knocking, am I going nuts?
>Did someone let off a fucking chaff grenade just now?
>Great, our rations and ammo stashes are gone, more cutbacks.
>Who are these weirdo VIP's? Am I supposed to salute them or something?

If somebody catches that trap wearing a skintight suit who's been going around killing guards, can I keep him?

>>386541528
w-wait that's... A MAN?! hmm...

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Finally a reason to post this.

Anyone see my diazepam pill?

>>386542892
>being so shit at shooting that you have to take autism mess to not spill your spaghetti whenever you hold a gun

>>386542987
But it's not for shooting.
I have Parkinson's.
Now before you ask why a Genome Solider would have that, it's a long story.

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>stationed outside Mantis' room
>a guard walks around swaying his perfect ass
Shadow Moses is getting to me, I hope this all blows over soon

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>>386541528
Back off pal. He's mine.

>>386537473
He hated Hayter so much he wanted to make him a cuck.

>>386537468
Gay.

>>386538351
If you were a guard in any other psx game you would see beyond the draw distance. Sucks you are stuck in mgs.

I've never played a MGS game, but Sniper Wolf seems like the coolest fucking character ever.

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I sometimes still think about how I had to kill that guard that snake talks to in Mgs3 when he gets captured.

I'm really sorry my ineptitude forced me to kill you when you caught me friend.

>>386544038
Do you believe love can bloom on the battlefield?

>>386544176
no way fag

>>386544176
No, I think we can only set each other free.

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>be me
>fucking top of the line soldier
>gene therapy so I'm practically superhuman
>at least that's what they tell me, dont feel that super really
>bored as shit
>freak-ass bosses have my apparently supersoldier ass patrol the same like 30 feet of empty warehouse
>weird noises all the time, have to investigate EVERY FUCKING THING, doesnt matter how minor
>always just a fucking box that fell over
>ALWAYS open and upside too, like toast that lands butter side down
>I'm not picking that shit up
>mfw

>>386544271
Just a box.

>>386538991
zoe is all about the fast gameplay more than the story. story is just as good as 90s anime but it's alright

>>386544362

RIGHT? It's ALWAYS just fucking box.

>>386538728
Lol Thief fucking sucks lol.

>>386544903
>Thief fucking sucks
delete yourself

ACHUUUUU
fuck me its cold

IT'S COMING OUT

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>>386544137

>>386538728
>>386539287
you're a top pleb. as much as I love thief 1 and 2 and think it has top tier atmosphere and sound design and excellent gameplay, MGS2 is a fucking masterpiece, you're literally just too much of a brainlet to understand it. don't worry, some day maybe you will, I was kind of annoyed when I first played it too and only understood the themes of it on a surface level

>>386546109
>masterpiece
>game gets progressively worse as it goes on
>B-BUT MUH STORY AND CHARACTERS

>>386539287
>>386546362
Whose shitposts are these?

>>386546362
how does it get worse?

>>386546991
Hey, can someone investigate these?
We could be in trouble.

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>*stops*

>>386537061
>ITT we roleplay, which is against the rules

>>386549154
Sir you are in a military area, please turn and move away now.

>>386547419
Game feels rushed towards the second half of big shell, then completely shits the bed in Arsenal gear. I've tried replaying the game on hard some months back and lost interest after vamp. I also found myself skipping plenty of cutscenes and every single codec conversation with Raiden's girlfriend.

>>386549118
Just a box

>>386538127
If MGSV had the same level design as Ground Zeroes consistently throughout it wouldve been perfect

>>386549504
>just a box
Nigga what's wrong with you?
Check it out.

>>386548950
Understood.

I SPENT...