what the fuck was his problem?
>>386486078
shitty parents
Living practically on top of the mani mani fucked him up
>>386486078
He litterally was the original Eric Cartman.
>>386486078
>literally helped an aberration of existence to bully Ness because he secretly considered him his best friend
What a fucking moron.
he was "that kid"
>>386486669
>>386486731
he sounds like hed fit right in here
>>386486731
Literally this.
what was her problem?
>>386487102
Pokey is too successful for 4chan
>>386488315
>stuck in a capsule forever
could anyone suffer a worse fate?
>>386488463
being stuck on /v/ forever?
>>386486078
what was George's problem? why did he steal tech from Giygas's people?
>>386488630
Because he thought it was a waste for humans to not have it too.
Did Maria get raped?
>>386488630
Well he couldn't forsee the one his wife was singing lullabies for would turn into evil incarnate.
>>386486078
Should i know this character?
>>386488889
yes.
>>386489019
Oh. I dont.
>>386486078
He was already "that kid", and then Giygas whispered sweet things in his ears.
Unless the other things that Giygas influenced or took control of, he remained autonomous and went on to do his own shit after Giygas' defeat.
>>386486078
wait... are those eyes and a unibrow? holy shit i thought he had big lips and his eyes were under his hair.
>>386488801
maybe probed a little.
Paula on the other hand...
He was a spoiled brat who considered the entire world to be his plaything, so he decided to make an army of abominable animal cyborgs just for the fun of it.
>>386486078
He was poor, fat, ugly, hated by his parents, not respected by his brother, seen as a annoyance to people of his town, and his only friend left to go on a amazing life altering journey.
Genuinely my favorite video game villain. Having a simple child as a antagonist is pretty cool and thecfacr he really acts and thinks like a child is both hilarious and terrifying. He is genuinely evil because of his immaturity, he genuinely disregards human life since he can actually tell himself it doesn't matter.
>>386489443
No, you had it right.
>>386490309
What I find kind of disturbing about Pokey is that he kind of reminds me of my own child self. I used to spend all my spare time making Lego and K'nex models and pretending that they were battle robots when I was a kid, so I imagine that if I was in Porky's situation, with Giygas' influence and power, I would have ended up making armies of real killer robots, just for fun.
>>386488315
So is Melonpan.