Hey Todd here !

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can't wait!

>>386471183
Excellent, I'll be sure to pirate before I waste my money. Thanks for reminding me Todd!

>still can't play skyrim on my coffee maker
FUCK YOU TODD

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>>386471275

My microwave is augmented

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>>386471403
Now now don't get impatient because by 2019 you'll be playing Skyrim on your cofee maker but that's not all. We're working very hard at Bethesda to make you all very special shoes capable of running the most amazing game ever, Skyrim, just need to shine them and poof, perfect for the bus and car ride.

Audio Jack sold seperately.

>>386471948
When can I play Skyrim™ on my grandmas heart rate monitor?

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I can't wait for skyrim on game driver.

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>>386472320
Here at Bethesda we love families and think it's the most important thing in the world. However sometimes members of families have the need for fake body parts and have health problem and they might feel left out. And so we're working really hard so that pace makers, heart rate monitors, poop sacks, fake tits and all those nice things will be compatible with our newest Skyrim rerelease by 2022. This means quality time with everyone who's got fake body parts in the family, great fun !

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>>386472475
I'm sorry Anon but I'll have to kindly ask you remove this from the face of the internet, that was supposed to be our next E3 reveal. This is a very serious offense, you better lawyer up.

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>tfw playing 3DS and Todd tells me to play Fallout™ 4 or The Elder Scrolls™ V: Skyrim™ instead

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>>386473383
>tfw you weren't playing either of those.
I should sue you.

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>>386471183
Just dropping with Todds permission to remind everyone No Man's Sky is getting better everyday!

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>>386473121
Sorry, but I'll be the one to judge.

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>>386473990
but you don't have my permission

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>>386474412
But Todd we're one and the same ! And... remember, what you told me... that night...

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>>386473997
You stop that right now or we'll stop working on Vallenwood and trust me, you don't want that, the features of this game will blow your mind, unlike anything you've ever ever seen, the absolute best game ever, almost as good as Skyrim. It's possible to destroy the entirety of Tamriel in the game. Absolutely incredible.

>>386471183
Does that mean everytime I want to eat, I gotta go get something from a cave full of dragur?

Or, will my food require an unpaid fanbase to make it edible?

>>386474550
serious talk, Mr. Howard might like to talk about games in early development hyping things too much or just be caught in his usual enthusiasm about his work, but he never straight-up maliciously lied, and he always delivers
Sean Murray has various recorded instances in which talks about things that never existed in the first place, he not only failed to live up to his fantasies but his game is a broken, unfunny, piece of shit too

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>>386474721
It seems our audience has gotten really stupid Pete lol.

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>>386471183
But I want a new TES game Todd

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>>386475209
Whoops wrong chat, Todd, you better erase this.

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>>386475356
Are... Are you telling me you don't want another Skyrim ? Please Todd don't listen to him, I want Skyrim again !

>>386471183
Thanks Todd.

My favorite part about Skyrim is how the story makes ZERO sense unless you play as a Nord.

However, how come there wasn't any quidditch at the college of winterhold?

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>>386475847
Ahh I agree, you've got Emil to thank for that, he's a genius. As for the College of Winterhold we thought it would make sense to make it the most boring awful place ever cause I mean, who even likes magic right ? That's how wizards are anyway, I've never heard of anything where wizards were cool. It just works !

I love Toddposting.

>>386476620
Me too.

>>386471183
I think I'll pirate this release since I bought every other version.

>>386471183
>Skyrim is coming to smart microwaves in 2018.
What a great idea Todd, maybe the electromagnetic radiation will finally kill all those bugs in the game

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post rare Todds

pic related official in-studio toddposting art
not joking, look it up, it's one of the art assets of FO4

>>386477538
figures he would self insert as the manlet

>>386477538
>Napoleon's a manlet
>Todd's a manlet
pottery

>>386477705
>Napoleon's a manlet
wrong

>>386477705
>>386477632

>Napoleon was a manlet
Ignorant non-history buffs pls go. Todd a shit, naturally, but Napoleon was like 5'8

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>>386477508
You're remembering wrong, Skyrim was never buggy friend. Don't you dare call it buggy.

>>386477705
>>386477632

>all these anglos

>>386477791
>>386477791
>169cm isn't manlet

>>386477387
Since you were such a loyal customer we were gonna give you a 1% discount but since you've mentionned pirating you can forget it.

What if I want to play New Vegas on my microwave?

>>386477942
>5'8
>not a manlet
I live in Asia and even I consider that manlet height anon.

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>>386478063

>>386478206
How is 5'5 not manlet?

>>386478063
He was about 5'7 when he died, which was several inches taller than the average frenchie of the time.

The myth of him being a manlet was propoganda, the fact that French and English used different versions of the same measuring system, and Napoleon constantly surrounded himself with 6'4 goliath bodyguards who fucking dwarfed everyone.

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>>386478176
Play what ?

>>386478196
>5'9 is average height in north america
>an inch shorter is manlet

You can 'consider' it to be whatever you want, but the word 'manlet' is typically used to describe absurdly below-average height males. Like 5'3-5'4 or lower.

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>>386478351
>5'7 I-isn't small!
Fuck off, manlet.

>>386478439
Fallout New Vegas. The successor to Fallout developed by Obsidian.
And was famous for trying to mesh Fallout's roots with the modern gameplay and an actually genuinely dynamic storytelling and faction system with well written companion characters.
Was a pretty good game.

>>386478634
T. 5'8 "big boy"

>>386474003
Oh my god

>>386478634
Holy shit, 5'9 is the average height of adult Americans? Never knew I was taller than most of you lot.

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>>386478824
I think you've played too much Skyrim, I don't know anything about an Obsidoop or something but all this faction talk is impossible, no one would be able to make such great mechanism, what you've seen in Fallout 4 is the absolute pinacle of what the technology and the best writting in the world lets us do.

>>386478697
>lankletdreams.jpg

I was thinking of picking up that post apocalyptic game everyone always talks about, is it good?

>>386479364
Only the 4, every game before that except 3 was shit.

>>386479364
Yes Fallout 4 is probably our most expensive and well developed game, never have we been so ambitious, it has a voiced protagonist, 4 meaningful dialogue options in every conversations, it is not broken and boring, the combat is not the main focus we really wanted to tell a great story where the player is in control and where he can change everything as he pleases. It's also very very very good looking, probably the best on the market.

>>386479686
Couldn't have said it better.

>>386479686
They aren't numbered so I just bought them all, should I skip shadow of chernobyl and start with clear sky?

>>386479812
come the fuck on now anon
even the Todd himself admitted that the voiced protagonist wasn't such a bright choice

>still no tiger wrist game skyrim
Todd is a fucking hack