What happened to Gabe Newell?

that wormtongue nigga been whispering in his ear

>>386469343
weed and country music

>>386469343
is this real

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>>386469512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhgT6Vu9hak

Sorry for the Commie subtitles.

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>>386469343
He wants to be pretty like Chihaya.

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Stop wanting Half Life 3.

Buy more hats.

>>386469839
>Kaci is still doing interviews for the international
Wasn't she just some small time reporter that had no idea what she was doing at a local event?

Fucking amazing.

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>>386470114
She's pregnant.

>>386469343
Willy Nelson sure got fat.

>>386470992
He ate too many marijuanas

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>>386469343
there's a man who's dead inside

>>386469343
Money.

Gabe Newell has run out of steam. His fire and passion for making games is now over. He's the private owner of a digital distrubution company worth billions of dollars. His drive for financial security has all but dried up, he could stop being productive now and live the rest of his life completely in luxury.

He's cornered the digital distribution market. I don't know what else he does these days besides travel around giving talks at conventions and organizations.

>>386469343
this is the most amazing thing I have seen this year, desu

>average pinkiepiefag

>three tears

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>>386469343
hmmmmmm

>>386469343
>why do people bother with these shitty shop threads
>check video
>it's real
what the actual fuck

>>386474493
3 means half life 3 anon xd

Its a ruse.

>>386474680
>The teardrop tattoo or tear tattoo is a symbolic tattoo of a tear that is placed underneath the eye. The tattoo can have various meanings: it can signify that the wearer has killed someone

>>386474881

You're an idiot

>>386474954
wtf are you implying, idiot?

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he became an SJW billionaire who feeds starving africans

>3 people
>3 tears under his eyes
>the barcode prbably means 3 or so
GABEEEEN

>>386469839
This video sucks.

>>386475287
None of this is true. Why is SJW such a retarded Boogeyman here?

>>386474954

No actually this dude is totally right, he killed 3 people.

You need to calm your shit son.

>>386471465
because Gabe ate him

>>386469343

I think there was an internal coup at Valve sometime in 2006-2007 that Gabe was powerless to stop. He is like the Japanese Emperor during the 1930's Japanese Junta government. He's fabulously wealthy, he has more money than he or his family could spend in ten generations. Yet he doesn't actually direct his company to make any content or video games. It's incredible.

I think a few greedy fucks saw the writing on the wall for consumer idiocy at an unpredecented scale and now utilize that to make as much money by doing as little work as possible. Gabe benefits, at the cost of his morals and ethics. He just wanted to make cool games once upon a time. Now, 'Half Life 3' is a 3 word synonym for 'defeat'

He's transitioning into Big Boss

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Why is he so perfect?

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>gabes one hair colour away from becoming a tumblr dyke
WHAT WENT WRONG???? gabe changed since 2008

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>>386469343
>What happened to Gabe Newell?

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>>386477215