BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SENSUA'S PATH LITERALLY A MEME GAME

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>>386468263
>nonsexualized female protags
>good game

Name ONE

>>386469657
I like sexy babes just as much as any hot blooded heterosexual male, but a good story with good characters is still very enjoyable even without sexing it up.

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Wow, so your saying, Tamemer....just made another shit ""game""" What a fucking shocker. Shills will defend this.

I kind of like it. Need to see how it evolves during the game.

>>386468263
The game comes out tomorrow, and there still aren't any reviews up? That's concerning

>>386469923
Read a book

Is there any gameplay in this fucking "game"?

>>386469657
She's not non-sexualized. She's anti-sexualized. They deliberately made her look like a cross between a teenage boy and an alien instead of like a normal woman, solely out of spite for heterosexual men.

>>386469657
tomb raider 2013

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I fucking hate whispering voices.
Nothing makes me want to punch someone harder then whispering in my fucking ear.

the word pretentious gets thrown around a lot but this game is legitimately up its own ass with bullshit

>>386468263
>First 19 minutes of Hellblade: Senua's ASMR Sacrifice.
>Use headphones to get Queen Cersei all up in your ears.
Heh.

>>386468263
Skimmed the entire video and saw not one second of gameplay.

Dropped.

>>386471290
Fucking this. I had to turn the video off ASAP cause I was getting angry.

>>386471290
Same but only if i'm supposed to understand what the whispers are saying like in a conversation. Background whispers are fine tho.

>>386471290
>>386472194

Are you guys gay or something?
There's nothing more arousing than hearing wet clicks next to your ear and feeling the warm breath hit your head HHHNNNNNGGGGG

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>mental health advisor

what?

>>386471230
>implying the death animations weren't the most sexual thing released.

>>386468263
This looks like another horizone feminine dawn

>>386471080
>>386472081
Walking around and solving puzzles is gameplay, it's not a third person action game, combat is not the main focus of the game.

>>386472505
The wanted to depict psychosis in a realistic way

>>386472505
the main character is insane

she looks ugly as fuck


dropped

>>386472751
Timestamp the puzzle.

All I saw was walking forward, that's not gameplay. Pushing one input and listening to bullshit is not gameplay.

>>386468263
wow has ninja theory ever made anything good?

>>386472693
>death animations
>sexual
seek help

is this some
>le neurodiversity
meme so autists and other assorted madmen can feel like they have a place in the world?

disgusting.

>>386472864
no

>>386472939
did you just assume my mental disorder?

>>386472896
you have to go back

wtf I LOVE Tameem Antionades now

>>386473007
self diagnosed depression?

>Everyone Keeps calling my crazy waifu ugly

Rude.

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>>386472864
not a single good game holy shit

>>386468263
where is the gameplay????? :(((((

>>386470965
Pee your pants.

>>386471290

>not getting turned on by whispering females

pleb

>>386473160

gameplay is too gamey

>gameplay walkthrough
>the first 7 fucking minutes are a cutscene in which nothing happens
>the rest of the "gameplay" is basically just walking forward

>>386473104
You're right she's hideous not just ugly

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uhoh

>>386473356
>basically

It literally only is walking forward.

>>386472848
Well it's more of a tutorial but the voices teach her how to find a symbole hidden in the environment at 15:00

I know it's not Riven tier puzzles but still.
It's the first 20 minutes of the game and that is gameplay whether you agree with the definition or not.

>>386473434
make sure you put a timer so you can refund it before the two hours

>>386473125
how the fuck were these guys allowed to work on dmc

>>386473593
I missed out on Uncharted 4 so I thought I'd buy this moviegame

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>>386473104
t. tamtam

>flip through the video
>never see "waht did she mean by this" once despite OP saying its "constant"
OP was a faggot today

>>386471123
This. The active pissing of most of the audience is the stupidest shit ever.
Why can't they please both worlds and make people happy all around? Cute/Sexy/Pretty and strong with a nice and defined personality. But noooo they must give them side cuts and managed every time!

20 minutes and not a single fight.

You know how I call this? A instadrop. I want games, not movies. Bad start = Bad game.

>>386472751
>it's not a third person action game
Oh. Well, into the trash in goes then.

And people say that steam's "2 hours to refund" is harmful. Look at this shit, cutscene intro, walking and more walking. I guess that's the whole game.
And protagonist is ugly as sin. Muh acting and performance.

>>386472505
>historical advisor
So the just got paid for doing nothing? Or he just read them some wikipedia articles and they ate it?

>>386473125
I liked Enslaved.

The whispering is PISSING ME OFF
Don't tell me I'm going the right way, your game is linear as fuck! Shut up!

>>386468263
>gameplay walkthrough
>GAMEPLAY
WHERE IS THE GAMEPLAY EVEN WHAT THE FUCK

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>>386472896

>>386469657
Metroid

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>>386474290
haha

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>>386468263

What you do in the game? Is there anything? Combat? Sneaking? Exploration? All I saw in the video was walking, bland voice acting and scripted events.

I'm assuming this is the intro, a long ass prologue kinda like MGSV hospital scene where you do nothing but press forward for the first 15 minutes.

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>>386471123
>>386473836

>>386468263
Terrible voice acting

>>386474146
The whispering is supposed to piss you off it's what schizophrenics go through.

>>386473731
I think there is more game to UC4 than this

>>386474082
> So the just got paid for doing nothing? Or he just read them some wikipedia articles and they ate it?

Celtic and nordic mythology.
ITT people shitting on a game they know nothing about and people not knowing what "gameplay" means.

>>386469657
Dino Crisis

>>386474440
I don't want to spend 15 hours feeling constantly annoyed.

>>386474401

One Piece is trash

>>386474146
They should have made them way more obnoxious and terrifying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vvU-Ajwbok

>>386474548
movie game

>>386474593
That's what psychotics go through regularly. It's a realistic depiction of that.

>>386474548
>market a game by showing a gameplay walkthrough consisting of cutscenes and endless walking
>surprised people shit on it
I honestly don't know what you were expecting. It doesn't matter if a game is priced $60 or $30. What matters is how entertaining it is to actually play.

>>386472864
friend of mine tries to tell me enslaved is good but i havent played it. everything else i can say for sure is crap

>>386474393
Imagine a Tomb Raider Reboot playthrough that makes canonically sense, that's this game. No filler combat. You walk around, solve some puzzles, fight some monsters and hear a lot of story/lore. It's ~8 hours of that for 30 bucks.

>>386474807
Doesn't seem like it's worth $30 to just be constantly annoyed regardless of how realistic a depiction it is of psychosis.

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>>386473125
>Heavenly Sword

Oh man, that takes me back. Back when the PS3 was new and people still had hope that it would get real games someday, EVENTUALLY, they just had to wait. "It's God of War with a hot girl, of course it will be great!"

And then the reviews hit. I remember jauntily bandwagoning along with everyone else, calling it "Sevenly Sword."

Good times.

>>386471290
Isn't that the fucking point? You are playing as a mentally ill woman, they are supposed to annoy you. That means they did a good job.

>>386475071
I think the point people are making is that this is not necessarily an experience people are going to want to shell out for. Who wants to pay to be annoyed? It might be interesting as an "art experiment" but it's not going to make for a fun game.

>>386468263
>goes to steam page
>sees "From the makers of DMC: Devil May Cry"
>closes window
>turns off computer
>leaves room
>closes door

>>386475071
You would pay $30 to be annoyed?

>>386468263
She looks like fucking Poussey from orange is the new black.

>>386469657

beyond good and evil

mirrors edge

metroid pre-zero mission (sigh)

phantasy star 4

>>386474807
I don't want this. Neurotypicals don't want this. Psychotic people don't want to use their escapism method to be reminded of their affliction. This is a game that appeals to no one.

>>386473125
Wait why is DmC:DE there? that's purely Capcom and it fixes a huge amount of fuck ups that NT did, they actually made it playable.

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>>386475234
Yes, I would pay to experience something different for once, believe or not. Not everything is supposed to be "fun". This is obviously an experiment which will probably fail, but I'm interested in it regardless and I'm glad there are developers who want to try something different and push the boundaries of the medium.

>>386475282
faith gat sum nice moans though

>>386475282
They might not be sexualized, but they're all conventionally hot. Especially Jade.

>>386475517
>Games are not meant to be fun
This is it. This is apex /v/.

Literally the Apocalypse Now of vidya.

Kino has arrived.

>>386469657
Portal 1

Who the fuck thought a crazy person simulator would be a good idea?

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>>386475517
>Not everything is supposed to be "fun"

>>386471290

>what is ASMR

Youve been living under a rock?

>>386475517
Good for you, though I hope you're sane of mind enough to understand that not everyone feels the same way. I wouldn't mind paying $10 to watch a short film or theatrical performance that portrays the same themes because I would just be an audience member. I play games to be involved, not to watch things happen.

>>386474548
Looking at Ninja Theory past record it doesn't seem like this will be any different.

>>386469657
Early metroids, mario

this HER game. My game. Slay queen.

>>386475640
That is not what I said. I know you are using that saying as a meme, but I'm serious. I don't even consider this a game, you can call it whatever you want.

>>386475517
>Not everything is supposed to be "fun".
Spoken like a true Sonyboi. Well, I hope you get your $30 out of it.

>>386475282
>(sigh)

Facebook is the other way

>>386475517
>Not everything is supposed to be "fun".
Hello NeoGAF

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>>386475517
>Not everything is supposed to be "fun"
You have reached true enlightenment

>>386472423
*smacks lips sensually* so you wuz sayin'...
*gently sucks air through teeth*

>>386475745
Sometimes games want to do more than just be fun. Did you think Boss' death was supposed to be a barrel of laughs?

>>386475851
Of course, I don't expect everyone to like it either. But this is supposed to get you involved in some way (although probably didn't succeed at that). That's the potential of this medium - "interactive" storytelling. But the principles which work for films don't work here, so we'll have to figure out and develop new techniques.

Actually, I'd recommend the book "Creating emotiones in games" by David Freeman. Pretty interesting read.

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>>386475517
If it's not fun then why bother?

>>386476231
No, but the game was still fun.

>>386475517
why do people say really really stupid shit here
like I saw a skyrim mod thread and a guy was complaining the elf ears didn't look like "real elf ears"

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>>386475517
>Not everything is supposed to be "fun"
Yes, the peak of entertainment is paying 70€ for something you will never enjoy.

>>386476231
The Boss was an emotionally engaging character with ideas behind the character. This is physical torture.

>>386476231
That was one moment in a sea of great and even then it was crafted to tug at your heart strings. NT's current shitfest is designed to be as pretentious as possible, not crafted for enjoyment but "for the message" or "experience"

So it's complete shit.

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>>386476584
Nothing happens. That's the joke.

>Click through the video trying to find combat
>Trophy "The fight begins" pops up
>Think I must have skipped the combat so rewind
Fucking nothing, in the first 20 minutes there is no combat.

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>>386475517
>Not everything is supposed to be "fun".

>>386476231
MGS3 is still pretty fun, though.
I don't want some fucking artsy walking simulator "le deep story" bullshit. I play games to have fun.

>>386469657
Sexualized just means that the features related to the sex are prominent.
She clearly has a girlish body with wider hips and a chest that is proportionally bigger than what a mans chest would be.

She is by definition sexualized.
I think the word you are looking for is oversexualized. However this word isn't real. There is no such thing as oversexualization.
Either it is within the realms of reality or it isn't sexual at all.

>>386476327
>>386476323
>>386476275
>>386476167
>>386476041
>>386475943
Jesus, I didn't say it should be boring. Of course it should still be interesting and engaging, it's just not "that" type of fun you guys are talking about "hurrrr no combat, worse than GoW D R O P P E D". Combat is not the point of this game. They want you to experience the world as an insane person. Yeah, voices can be annoying and not exactly enjoyable, but the game could still be interesting and worth investing a few hours in.

Looks good, honestly. Might grab it.

>>386476258
I love interactive storytelling but a key component of it is interaction which seems scarce as fuck in this game, at least based on what they've shown in the trailers for it. Shit in games, whether they be from primary narrative sources or secondary, that give way for emotional responses are also something I love but it still has to be a game that I like to play. Holding forward and panning the camera to solve simple as fuck environmental puzzles for 8 hours does not constitute good gameplay for me and isn't worth even $5 as a game.

My fuck who came up with this retarded way of voice acting

>>386475640
>>386475745
He's right though.
You don't play horror game to have fun but to be scared.
And if you're going to say "but I have fun when I'm scared" Ok, but in that case you can have fun being unsettled or annoyed or even while playing a depressing game.

Some people have fun playing games like Pathologic and even find them comfy when they are like misery in video game form.

They made those voices slightly disturbing but not unbearable, they dont scream and they mostly speak one at a time. It's not like >>386474789
where that would be paying to be annoyed.

>>386469657
Silent Hill 3
Mirror's Edge
VA-11 Hall-A

>>386476851
Exactly, that's why I said it will probably fail and dissapoint me too. And that's what the guy talks about in the book I mentioned. Devs are still failing almost all the time because they try to implement mechanics which work in movies, but games are a different medium and so need a different approach. And that is something which we still haven't figured out.

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I was trying to give this game some credit based on the art, but this balance beam part made me drop it. You can learn everything you need to know about what kind of game this is based on these three seconds.

>>38646826

nice fov you fuckin retards

>>386475517
I get your point but this is a shitty way to word it.
The gameplay has to be enjoyable, no shit, but the tone of the game doesn't always have to be fun. Papers, Please is bleak as shit but it's still a good, enjoyable game.
No one is gonna take you seriously if your first talking point is patronizing fun gameplay.

>>386469657
Alice Madness Returns. She's cute but not sexualized.
Not a great game but at least good.

I dont really see what everyone is complaining about? What exactly looks bad about this game?

>>386477242
time please

>>386477396
the lack of a game?

>>386476980
Kind of low using the horror genre there anon. It's probably the most experimental and open in all of vidya but even then the very best of horror games are fun outside of their scare tactics because just as much focus has been paid towards the gameplay.

NT however have just made a 3rd person mental illness simulator and barely bothered to do anything outside of that premise. People are open to weird shit but you've got to give a reason to tolerate or even stay curious and this fucking game has nothing because it's drowning on it's own pretentious bullshit, as NT always does.

>>386477289
And I basically said exactly what you have written. I didn't patronize the fun gameplay at all. Maybe I worded it badly (I don't see it though, maybe I'm autistic) and sorry about that.

>>386477369
The only good thing about that game is the graphics. The combat, platforming, and pretty much everything else related to the gameplay is bad.

>>386477502
yeah you are autistic

>>386477157
Ah then we're on the same page there and yeah, I agree, they're trying way too hard to ape things done in film but padded out to almost 4 times the length. And this isn't an issue with this game alone since there are plenty more out there that does the same. However, the issue is compounded here since, from what they've shown, there's not much else to play with aside from those pitiful attempts to ape cinema. It's like when the dev of The Order said that they couldn't get around the game being a game, as though he begrudged the very idea of making a video game in the first place.

>>386477468
What do you mean by that? Explain to me. I know you don't mean literally.

>>386473125
How is this company still in existence?

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>"it's a psychological adventure based on trauma and heavy phycosis.."

IT WAS ALL A DREAM, YOU CRETED THE WORLD IN YOUR HEAD,YOU WILL WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED IN 2017 IN THE END.
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU.

CAMERA IS TOO CLOSE MICRO SCRIPTING ALL OVER, NOT EVEN WORTH FOR PIRATING.
fuck you and fuck you.

>>386476584
Do it wuss.

>>386476827
Mate that sounds fucking awful, still not shelling out 70€ for an amateurish 6 hour long film.

>>386477472
>mental illness simulator
Oh, so she's a tranny?

>>386477462
12:30
It doesn't look like much, but if you've played games like Tomb Raider 2013 then that part makes it pretty clear that this game is one of "those."

>>386477885
>70 yuros
Nigga what

>>386477960
Spain. Everything thats not food is more expensive.

T O R R E N T
W H E R E
? ? ?

>>386477923
There's other sorts of mental illness.

This looks like a SJW game. Is it a SJW game?

>>386478059
>tfw britfag
>21:38 atm
>just gonna ho to sleep and wake up to torrent

>Marvel blockbusters are the most fun movies therefore they are the best movies ever
>experiencing a mentally ill person's world view nigga wuuut?
>jus' give me some more dank cgi fights with thor against hulk, das more cool

>>386478193
I wouldn't say SJW but it panders to that whole spectrum of hipsters, betas, social issues and all that bullshit.

>>386478370
>Paying 70€ to feel like an insane person
At this point drugs are cheaper and safer.

>>386478370
>pay $30 to experience mental illness worldview via cutscenes and slow walking sequences as I listen to whispers and shit
>maybe some slow as 1v1 combat in there from time to time too
No thanks.

>>386477938
>that part makes it pretty clear that this game is one of "those."
What do you mean?