JIM STERLING CALLS OUT GENDER REPRESENTATION AND SPIDERS IN GAMES

>>386449628
Why did they make Shelob into a human woman? There's no justification where I can think of where this isn't fucking stupid. Even if it's just a magic illusion it's fucking stupid. I realize that even as a basic premise the franchise is already retarded, but you'd think they'd show some occasional restraint.

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>>386449628
>video game have spiders
>they can open doors

>>386449823
Because normies can't fap to spiders. They're on a lower level of subconscious.

>>386449826
>spiders can play video games
>while opening doors

>JIM STERLING CALLS OUT GENDER REPRESENTATION AND SPIDERS IN GAMES

holy shit
BASED
Sterling is 100% /ourguy/

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He's actually right on this one. If you have to sex her up to make her even halfway interesting, you're basically just admitting you can't write a good character.

>>386449628
Aw, yeah. /ourboy/ Sterling laying down the true facts once again

SLAY JIM YAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

>>386450242
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT MUH WAIFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>386450242
>worrying about story in a video game

read a book if you want a story, niggercunt.

Is this thread ironic? Is this post-shitpostism?
Oh wait, no. it's off topic with e-celeb shit again.

>e-celeb shit
>fat sjw cuck
>shit opinions
mods....

>>386450076
>>386450238
>>386450289
what do you guys have against spiders?
they just make web and chill around

>>386450353
Jim Sterling is literally one of the e-celebs that deserves that title. He's usually right on the money, and isn't biased like other shit-celebs /v/ faps over.

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>not wanting to fuck a hot spider

>>386449628
A fat, disgusting, retarded slob wearing aviator glasses is still a fat, disgusting, retarded slob. Kys if you watch this idiot.

>worrying about gender and identity politics so much your gall bladder explodes

poor guy

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There is literally nothing wrong with spiders.

>>386450383
>>386450471
Spider posters are worse than those niggers posting their hands.

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>Fuck those racist, homophobic, nazi-larping faggots in the alt-right. Suck my DICK!

what did he mean by this?

>>386450547
It means he is a faggot, literally.

>>386450439
>caring about faggots on YouTube
>ever
Go fuck yourself

>eceleb shit
kill yourselves

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>>386450547
>had to change the theme song from BORN DIFFERENT to some other shit because his lefty allies thought he was being serious with the nazi dictator get-up

>>386450650
>being an angry Nintenlad

It's ok. He didn't like your Zelda meme game. No need to personally attack anyone because of your insecurities, child.

>>386450547
it means he is an actual cuck as proven by the mountains of evidence

>>386450451
The thing is that it's not even like Queelag or anything though, she just assumes a regular old boring human form. If not for the """lore""" she could be any other random NPC.

I agree with him honestly

Really sick of the pandering

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>>386450471
You've made a very convincing point.

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>>386449628
Jim 'literal cuck' Sterling is basically NeoGaf personified, if you watch him you are basically a faggot.

>>386450383
They always ruin my loli threads.

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>>386450439
>implying the hack is even close to /ouguy/
/v/ is a pro spider board desu

i met him at a con once before he went super retard

>>386450242

>you're basically just admitting you can't write a good character.

More like human models are easy but crafting a giant spider model is expensive.

>>386450645
>>386450767

Alt-reichs can leave.

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>>386451051
>tfw you'll never hang out with kumo

I can agree with his initial point, showing Shelob in a human form is retarded.
But then he had to sperg out about his Primal Rage dinosaur being the best female character ever created

>>386449628
On this one he is completly correct. SHE IS A FUCKING GROSS SPIDER. SMELLY DUMB SPIDER.

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how do i make it fit in /v/?

>>386451301
JAM IT

>>386451181
I'm probably a bigger fan of his work than you are and have been since a decade now, he is still a faggot and one of the shittiest reviewers I know.

>>386450684
Source?

>>386451051
Jim is pro-spider though, he just wants to fuck actual spiders and not boring humans that call themselves spiders.

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>>386449628
woah niBBa
that's a hella epic thread you got there
have this rare (you) as a reward

>>386450684
>censoring himself so he wouldn't offend some stupid snowflakes
lol

>>386451348
His ass.

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>>386451016
>implying
Smol spiders are literally the best.

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>>386451918
>thousands of loli spiders being born from their eggs at the same time and crawling up on you

BORN DIFFERENT

>>386451158
Didn't Shelob start out in spider form then morph into the woman? In that case they already had a model for it made and just barely used it.

>>386452229
BORN FAT

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>>386451918
>>386452042
C U T E.

>>386450242
What character? She's a big spider that eats people.