What is her major malfunction?

Footfaggots need to die.

She's the worst character in the game. If Capcom wants me to care about SFV then they need to fucking fix her back to her old SF4 self.

I want to impregnate her

I just wanna shove my above average cock as far as I can up her pussy and shoot the biggest load in her.

WHY IS LIFE SO FUCKING CRUEL

>>386440108
Step 1: Kill Bison
Step 2: Kill the people who could've stopped Bison ages ago, but did nothing & let him murder her family
Step 3: Kill Bison

SHE'S FLAT

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my dick isnt in her bum

>>386440108
She was the scariest villain so far, actually getting wins off of some heroes. Then in 5 she was character developed out of relevance so that her MIA status in the next chronological game makes sense. You apparently just stop wanting to go on a murdering spree one day and become a spy who does nothing but watch from afar.

Her hairstyle is retarded.

Imagine being Juri's househusband.

Like really think about what kind of life that would be.

>>386440729
sounds perfect

>>386440729
Mating press 24/7

>>386440729
I want a Korean wife

>>386440791

You want to be used as an ATM to fund plastic surgery and shopping trips?

>>386440108
>her eyes shoot some kind of pink lasers, humans can't do that
>her mouth is on her left cheek, that is really weird
>her pussy seems to be a little bit too far back
Could find three(3) actually.

>>386440845
>that ass shape
even fucking shadman does better than this

>>386440831
racist

>>386440965
You are just jealous of my speed

>>386441027
Sonic plz.

>>386440108
She's not sitting on my face that's her major malfunction, and mine.

>>386440729
Korean Earthquake

>>386440108
Her ass isn't on my face.

>>386440150
I'm just a sucker for psycho bitches who will crush my testicles.

>>386440729
>at home on the weekend
>both of you relaxing in the living room
>she's looking over some fashion magazine
>"Hey anon, what do you think?"
>she shows you a model wearing a somewhat revealing dress
>"Pretty" you say
>she throws the magazine across the room before backhanding you with enough strength to knock you to the floor
>"I asked about the dress, not the woman"
>you recoil in shock
>"You think it's alright to ogle at these whores? These sluts would never give you the time of day just to say hello."
>she slams her foot down a mere centimeter from your crotch
>"You should consider yourself lucky I don't cheat on you, I've traveled around the world, seen and met men who could offer me more than you ever could"
>she leans in close to whisper into your ear
>"I could fucking kill you if I wanted..."
>there's a momentary silence
>suddenly you feel her arms pulling you back to your feet
>she warmly embraces you
>"Look, Im sorry, you know how I get when I'm hungry. Cook us something delicious tonight, ok darling?"
>she gives you a kiss on the lips and a reassuring smile
>"it won't happen again, I promise"
>but deep down you know it will

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>>386440108
Her massive futa cock keeps getting in the way.

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>>386442609

>>386442609
I kind of want this

>>386442712
I want her to bruise my face with that thing

>>386442609
But I want it to happen again

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>>386440108
She had typical asian parents with high expectations but then they were murdered right in front of her while also losing her eye. Ended up with the family fortune but was really pissed and started misusing the art of taekwondo to beat up her instructors. Somewhere along the line acquired the feng shui engine and ended up working for Seth. Probably envies Cammy because of her many siblings which is the reason she ended up helping her rescue Decapre in the cinematic story mode.

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>>386442609
>"I could fucking kill you if I wanted..."
Fuck

Her saying that in this scenario to get what she wants when she really wants it is a hot concept.

>>386442609
hory shet. more

>>386440108
being low tier

>>386440459
You're aware that every single game, safe for SF3, revolves around killing Bison?

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>>386442609
>>"I could fucking kill you if I wanted..."
Muh dick

>>386440108
Juri needs a wall jump

>>386442609
the absolute state of my dick

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>>386442609

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>>386442609

>>386443452
she should be able to release fully charged v-skill in the air as her old divekick. Or they should just give her the divekick. And the old fireball mechanics.

>>386443603
sauce me that Metis, won't you?

>>386442609
MY FUCKING DICK

>>386443691
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1886216
it's futa though

>>386443091
She also lost her little brother, which may have been more meaningful to her than losing her parents.

>>386440108
Cold Steel the Hedgehog tier

>>386442609
post more anon

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>>386443976
>it's futa though
Even better

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>>386443430
>she will never having relatively normal sex with you but then surprise you with asphyxiation play half way through with no warning, her choking you hard
>she will never roundhouse kick, stopping an inch from your face to intimidate you because she knows you'll do what she says
>she will never laugh evilly at your timid reactions but also visible arousal whenever she intimidates you
Feels bad man

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>>386443415
And yet he continues to not be dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0JBpWUOYTQ
I guess only his family matters, huh?

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>>386444021
I didn't read the whole backstory but did she really have a little brother or are you baiting for some shota action?

>>386440108
Did mommy and daddy not love you enough as a child?

>>386443976
That is a risk I was willing to take

thank ye

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>>386444073
Is that supposed to be Guile or his son?

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>>386442609
But what would she be like...camping during the summer at the Grand Canyon?

>>386444324
He dropped his regiment.

>>386444072
You should at least be /fit/ enough to go a few rounds with Juri before she clobbers you.

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>>386444596
I can't imagine Juri would want it to just be a complete curbstomp, definitely. But I think in any scenario she'd still be vastly overpowering.

>>386440108
Hair down > Those dumb hair horns

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>>386442609
me likey

>>386444073
Correction:
He continues to come BACK from being dead.
Bison legit dies in SFA3 and SF2. He took Rose when he lost his first body, and now he's in one of the badly done clone body's.
At this point they need to stop trying to kill him and just figure out how to seal him in a can or something.

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>>386442609

>>386444072
>she will never roundhouse kick, stopping an inch from your face to intimidate you because she knows you'll do what she says
Bitch is asking for a whiff punish

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>>386444072
>have missionary lovemaking with Juri
>She wraps with you with her legs as you cum inside her with enough strength to nearly break your spine and cripple you
>And you know she's stronger than that

>>386442609
>"I could fucking kill you if I wanted..."
Good fucking luck with your -6 crush counter. Bitch i could just sit and your target combo whiffs on hit.

>>386444710
Probably depends on her mood. Sometimes she wants a nice fight, others she wants to leave bruises in the shape of her footprint all over your body.

>>386442609
This is canon

ILL FUCK YA ALRIGHT

>>386440459
She wanted to kill Bison? I thought they where partners
>>386444743
Isn't he permadead after SF5 story?

>>386445160
>Isn't he permadead after SF5 story?
he is

>>386445260
He is but he's trying to go all Return of The Joker on Ed's ass.

>>386440108
Why is her pussy in the wrong place?

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>>386440108
FLLLAAAAAATTTTT

>>386445160
>aren't they partners.
It's her keikaiku.

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>>386445160
>I thought they where partners

Nigga you just don't understand. She wants to kill everyone associated with him. EVERYONE.

>>386442609
>"But why you still with me then? What do I offer you?"

whats her answer /v/?

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I want Juri to tickle torture me.

>>386446623
"A punching bag I can fuck"

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>>386446623
because she loves you

>>386445260
>he is

http://streetfighter.wikia.com/wiki/Phantom_Bison

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>>386442609
>you'll never be Juri's husband
>you won't be out one day and just look in the direction of another woman
>Juri won't seemingly become overly affectionate out of nowhere
>Then you don't realize she's dragging you towards the woman, and is making a scene of her pda to draw the woman's attention
>She won't lock eyes with the woman while making obnoxious exaggerated flirtations with you, staring daggers but forcing a fake plastic smile
>She won't then say she wants to go home
>She won't pull you to the bed room then practically force her tongue in your mouth, and violently tear away your clothes
>She won't throw you onto the bed as nd violently begin jerking you off until you're rigidly and uncomfortably hard
>She won't while pinning you down position herself over your cock and thrust down, aggressively riding you.
>She won't ask you if that woman can fuck like this
>Thinking it's rhetorical dirty talk you won't won't answer
>She won't keep asking while getting rougher, by the time its too late it won't seen she's demanding you answer.
>She won't subtly go from hair pulling and love taps to full out neutralizing you all while yelling "can she" regardless if you answer or not her violent tantrum has made her deaf to anything you say
>you won't be aching and bruised, as she still straddles you. It's too dark to see her face clearly but you can feel her silently staring at you. She does nothing for the next several minutes
>She won't without saying a word reposition herself and bustle her face into your chest and fall asleep without saying a word.
These are things that won't happen.

>>386444818
>>386444903
I love shit like this

>>386447952
I feel this would not be as great in real life as greentext makes it out to be.

>>386447531
>nigger gaps inbetween toes
Fucking gross

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>>386440729
Nigga you would need to be at least Cody-tier to land that.

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>>386447952
>These are things that won't happen.

>>386446623
Why do people have one particular dog over any other?

>>386442609
Well fuck me.
I was gonna take the day of fapping but i guess there is no stopping now.

why are assertive girls so hot

>>386449109
because you're lazy

>>386449231
very true

>>386449231
so that's why women prefer assertive dudes...

>>386440108
Hasn't gotten laid in a while.

>>386440108
diagnosis: she sucks

>>386448154
I don't know a possessive temperamental spouse who beats you sounds great. I mean those battered wives have to keep going back to their husbands for a reason right?

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Liking women with big hands and feet?

>>386449109
Confidence is universally attractive.

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>>386449961

>>386450357
I cannot believe this

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What's the name for this type of girl?
The Japanese surely have come up with a term to categorize them, no?

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>>386442609
>she shows you a model wearing a somewhat revealing dress
>"Pretty" you say
So were you talking about the model or the dress?

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>>386440729
She would probably beat me up and blackmail me every day.
I'd love her for that.

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>>386442609
>Juri will never kick you straight in the balls as hard as she can

>>386451224
perfection

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>>386440108
>Juri will never aggressively molest you in public when another woman even glances your way
>Juri will never act like a perfect angel when meeting your parents then fuck you in as many locations in their house as possible when they aren't looking
>Juri will never find your stash of unforgivable porn and make fun of you for liking futa, and then buying a series of increasingly larger strap-ons until she's slamming you with 1 for 1 recreations of horse dongs.
>Juri will never cook some kind of extra spicy bullshit Korean dish for you without telling you how hot it is and comfort you as you writhe in eastern spice induced agony
>Juri will never be an even worse than stereotypical shitty Asian driver because of her no depth perception
>Juri will never fuck up when washing her clothing and walk around the house wearing clothing way too small for her claiming she "likes it this way"

I'm so alone

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>>386452898
Me too anon

>SF4 Juri
>small breasts
>likes include big breasts, implying breast envy
>SF5 Juri
>big breasts
>dialogue with Abigail implies she's proud of them

Fucking Capcom, don't they know that girls are cuter when they are insecure?

>>386454463
>implying she didn't get implants
She is Korean after all

>>386454463
She's Korean, so she most likely got surgery between the two games

>>386454554
>>386454730
Ruined.

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>>386455106
>he doesn't like fake breasts

>>386442609
So this is what autism looks like

She got put in the wrong game. Should've been a Tekken character.

>>386448227
Nice reference ;)

>>386455910

Thats cheating

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>>386442609