You may only use vidya quotes.

FUCK YOU

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE

I WILL DESTROY YOU

GO GO GO

No man's sky was a polished and complete gaming experience, well worth the 140 dollar special collectors edition

>>386434446
GET A LOAD OF THIS

LIQUID!

DIE FOREVER

>>386434446
YOU'RE
UGLY

>>386434965
Oh no!

ENEMY VEHICLE INCOMING

SHAZBOT

CUM GUARDIAN

I have this! What do ya think of it?

You are like a geyser rising from its earthly mantle

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Do you have that game Mineycrafta?

>>386434540
watch OUT

Born in a world of strife

WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS

>>386434446
Is that a rocket in your pocket?

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W O A H

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>>386434446
*bone puns*

I'm going to tear your head off and shit down your neck, because you know some people fuck at funerals, but I cut off heads.

You're in my spot sir

Power armour's for pussies.

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>>386434446
The entire executive branch is hand-picked. Nineteen of the last twenty-three U.S. presidents have been members of the Trilateral Commission. The Trilateral Commission is financed by the Rockefellers and the Rothschilds

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CURSE YOU...ZELDA!
CURSE YOU...SAGES!!
CURSE YOU...Andrew!

>>386435275
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>386435154
Let's turn this place into a scrap pile!

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Are you a boy or a girl?

>>386435275
Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers. number one, that's terror

>>386435275
>people who are prominent in society and are interested in politics are members of groups for prominent people in politics
>some of these people run for president and win

Woah...

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It is not by my hand that I am once again given life.

I won't have it! I won't have anyone talk about me in the past tense!

THEM WHITE BOYS HAD ME ON CRYSTAL METH

>>386434446
FORGET. THE. LOTUS.
GRINEER ARE. YOUR. MASTERS.
SUBMIT.
FOR.
MERCY.

>>386434446
If your partner became a pervert, what would you do?
>run away
>become a pervert myself

>came here for the dirty
>no one is talking dirty

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GUN FLAME

>>386434446

No refs, no rules, no whistles. Just you, me, and Sweet Georgia Brown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opmwfRqdGsg

>>386435779
THIS IS FOR THE TUBEMEN

>>386434446
FUCK YOU
AND FUCK YOUR MARKER

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>>386435705
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk...Have at you!

>>386435936
Yeeeeeah more like this

I'm gonna make you scream like a cat in heat. No one will get this.

>>386436068
Sounds like something the Firebat in SC would say, but I am too lazy to check.

>>386435275

But Rothschilds bow.

>>386434446
What a shame...

I am Quater. Read my words, and be my friend.

Father commands me to record the truth of history, so that readers will learn from those who went before.

Therefore, I give each of my seven sons one of these self-engraving, history-recording klay walls.

This wall automatically records the activity in this world, and in any other world containing one of the other walls.

Behold. Anyone who tampers with the records on these walls will be considered the enemy of Father. I will not like you much, either.

This wall is given by Father. It will teach you to acquire wisdom, integrity and skills for solving problems.

In each of our lives, we must make decisions. When these times come, be ready to make the right choices.

Continue in what you know is true, though truth is often hard to see. These walls may hold the only truths you will know.

Quater.

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EAT THIS!!!

Father

Father is a kind being whom no one has ever seen. Father is beyond our comprehension. All folks know is that he was here before there ever was a here. He is happy and enjoys existing. He is said to be great and powerful; and as far as anyone knows, there was no one before him. He is from the other side. No one has ever been to the other side but it is supposed to be a great place where there is peace without death.

>>386434446
I'M THE LIGHTBRINGER, I'M THE FUCKING UNIVERSE

Quater

Quater is the only being Father has ever made. He has been a good friend of Father's for many eons. Quater is the official go-between for all beings and Father. Since he himself is a being made by Father, not much can be learned about Father by looking at Quater. But, if anything is known to any one about Father, Quater revealed it. Quater forged seven crowns for seven beings he created for Father to pour his approval on. Quater left the comfort of Father's presence to pioneer a new world where his beings could make their own place in order to empathize with Quater.

>>386436158
Nope. It's from a 2003 action game

>>386434446
I'm ready to roll!

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>>386434446
>tfw I unironically walk up to my brother and call him BRROOOTHER

>>386436298


The Scripture of the Wheel, First:

'The Spokes are the eight components of chaos, as yet solidified by the law of time: static change, if you will, something the lizard gods refer to as the Striking. That is the reptile wheel, coiled potential, ever-preamble to the never-action.'

Second:

'They are the lent bones of the Aedra, the Eight gift-limbs to SITHISIT, the wet earth of the new star our home. Outside them is the Aurbis, and not within. Like most things inexplicable, it is a circle. Circles are confused serpents, striking and striking and never given leave to bite. The Aedra would have you believe different, but they were givers before liars. Lies have turned them into biters. Their teeth are the proselytizers; to convert is to place oneself in the mouth of falsehood; even to propitiate is to be swallowed. '

Third:

'The enlightened are those uneaten by the world.'

Fourth:

'The spaces between the gift-limbs number sixteen, the signal shapes of the Demon Princedoms. It is the key and the lock, series and manticore.'

Fifth:

'Look at the majesty sideways and all you see is the Tower, which our ancestors made idols from. Look at its center and all you see is the begotten hole, second serpent, womb-ready for the Right Reaching, exact and without enchantment.'

Sixth:

'The heart of the second serpent holds the secret triangular gate.'

Seventh:

'Look at the secret triangular gate sideways and you see the secret Tower.'

Eighth:

'The secret Tower within the Tower is the shape of the only name of God, I.'

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

>>386434446
YOUR HOPE ENDS HERE
AND YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE WITH IT

But first let me tell you about parallel universes!

SUPA
HOT
SUPA
HOT

>>386434540
HOLD THE LINE

PAMPARAM

Rolling STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

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>>386435045

FROSTMOURNE HUNGERS

>>386434446
ALL SYSTEMS, FULL POWER

>>386434446
Snake had a hard life.

DON DON CHAKA CHAKA

>>386434446
Who ever drew this needs to work on their anatomy
And google shading

i was supposed to fill your "dark soul" with "light."

A MILLION POUNDS OF TUBESTEAK!

Go clean up. Front AND rear. We meet tonight.

>>386436459
FUCK OFF SEYMOUR

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>>386434446
There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber.

If I had a little sister, she'd be just like you.

>>386434446
YOU WILL BE JUDGED
I'LL CLEAVE YOU

JUDGEMENT
REST IN PEACEEE SINNERS!

Mess with the best bleed like the rest

>>386434446
PLAYED COLLEGE BALL Y'KNOW

>>386434446
A HIND D?!

>>386434446
WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOR?!!

>>386435705
underrated jewel

LOOK at all DAT JUICE!

HE'S SIGHTING ON YOU

Stack up. Open and clear.

>>386434446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk

>>386434446
YOUR PANTS ARE HUGE
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE A HUGE ASS
LUBE AND FUCK
LUBE AND FUCK YOUR ASS

skipan?

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>>386434446
Let's destroy the tunnel exit

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

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>>386434446
eeeeeEEEAT SHIT, VC

You're pretty good.

Activation plus six minutes. Pulse is 45, respiration 10. Looking good, Cole.

IT'S NO USE!

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What's that smell?

>>386438786
AWAY AWAY

Wipe this meme off the face of the earth.

Trust me

SUBMIT!

>>386438786
You're welcome to use whatever you find.
...even the doll, should it please you.

>>386438990
COME GUARDIAN

YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MOTHERFUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER!

DEMON FANG

BURN KNUCKLE

ARE YOU OK

Draw your sword, Ramza.

>>386434446
I am a prototype for a much larger system.

Blame yourself or god

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ARE YOU OK

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Ringing ears, blurred vision, the end approaches!

I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR ASSSSSSSSS

I HATE YOUUUU

TELL ME, WHY DO YOU BELIEVE THAT BIRDS FLY?

So? Do you see me now? Tell me. What do you see? Hmm? You have eyes. What do your eyes see? Yes, that's right. You see a skull face. You see me. This skull is who I am. My mark, my proof of humanity. I have no country, no language, I have no face, but I haven't lost my skull. So I told myself... The pain and effort that keep me alive will never know relief, never bear fruit, never be repaid. I know that, but I told myself to focus on some hope, a nonexistent hope to guide me through this burning world. A hope – call it a dream. A melancholic delusion. As the pressures within me stretch me to bursting, and I force myself not to cry out, though the words I thought were carved into me are gone, and all I knew is dead. I know how you feel. I've felt that. So show me. That I'm not the only one. That you too can return to this world, for revenge. Do you see me. Don't die. Don't die!

NEVER SHOULDVE CUM HERE

>>386434446
Prod with the prod.

Your not Alexander

>>386434446

I'm your prom date, you ugly sack of shit!

>>386435475
>>386439481
Desperate.

>>386440048

Desperate.

>>386434446
let's mosey

You've got 10 seconds to beat it before I add you the list of NSF casualties.
5 seconds.

You've got ten seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties.

SO LONG GAY BOWSER

Yahoo!

GETTING YOUR JOLLIES!?

Yo I need a hardcore, pimp-killin', Cleopatra Jones for a super-sized score. Straight up foxy Pam Grier style. Still wi' me?

ABANDON ALL DELUSIONS OF CONTROL

>>386434446
Rip&tear, soldier

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YOU FEEL THIS

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>>386434446
Blow it out your ass!

>>386435560
Where da video games?

>>386434446

There once was a maiden from Stonebury Hollow!

She didn't talk much, but boy, did she swallooow.

>>386434446
FIRE IN THE HOLE

I am programmed for your pleasure. Please assume the position.

>>386434446
THE CODEX ASTARTES CALLS THIS MANEUVER STEEL REHN

>>386435154
Just like the simulations...

I'LL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL

>>386434446
MEMES, JACK

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>>386434446
MOTHER SAYS I'M ALLOWED TO HAVE THE APPLE SAUCE

YOU SHOULD THINK WITH YOUR HEAD NOT YOUR ASS

I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR MAKING MY DAUGHTER CRY!

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>>386434446
>>386436236
>>386436373
SO, THE SNAKE'S FINALLY COME OUT OF HIS HOLE

You're a mutt.

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Yo
!
!
!
!
.
.
.
.
Buddy

>>386434446
FUCK YOU

IT'S TIME TO MAKE HISTORY YEAH

I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT. You little fuckers are going to have your bodies ripped in half. I'll shove your asses so far down your throats that when you crap you'll sing fucking Beethoven. tl;dr: eat shit, faggots
-Toby Fox

DELETE THIS

>>386435975
Die mon

Rush b!

Tango down!

>>386436068
Ah Ive heard this recently? What's it from

Do we rush in or be cheeky breeky like

>>386435705
>given flesh

A DUD?!?!

Won't attack? Then I'll take the initiative!

You're through!

COME ON STEP IT UP.
YOU'RE TOO SLOW.

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SLOPPY

AAAAARGHHH

>>386434446
>SPITTER

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GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

can't place that there m'lord

BREAK YOURSELVES UPON MY BODY

FEEL THE STRENGTH OF THE EARTH

>>386434446
Do you want to wash wang? Or do you want to watch Wang wash wang?

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This is my boomstick

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>>386434446
Unclean umbral ash coated with excrement. Perhaps it's possible the handmaid of Firelink Shrine could turn this into a few new things...

"Oh to savor the sweet pungency but once more..."

Fill me up, please.

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>>386434446
You've got ten seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties.

>>386441051
ha, bets one

>>386434446
ALL UNITS, BE ADVISED: FEMINISM IS AWESOME!

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>>386434446
Kept you waiting ,huh?

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>>386434446
The smell of rotting fish is almost unbearable, but we must find its source.

>>386434492
nah fuck you leather man

Black cock ownership of white families is implicity the best thing for them. Oh god yes black cock black cock black cock black cock black cock. (this is hidden in mario 64)

>>386443294
As much as I hate current Gearbox, I have to give props for this line because the character delivers it whenever he kills a female.

I'm gonna kill Praxis!

>>386443527
heh

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We are formless. We are the very discipline and morality that Americans invoke so often.
How can anyone hope to eliminate us? As long as this nation exists, so will we.
The mapping of the human genome was completed early this century.
As a result, the evolutionary log of the human race lay open to us.
We started with genetic engineering, and in the end, we succeeded in digitizing life itself.
But there are things not covered by genetic information.
Human memories, ideas. Culture. History.
Genes don't contain any record of human history.
Is it something that should not be passed on?
Should that information be left at the mercy of nature?
We've always kept records of our lives. Through words, pictures, symbols... from tablets to books...
But not all the information was inherited by later generations.
A small percentage of the whole was selected and processed, then passed on. Not unlike genes, really.
That's what history is, Jack.
But in the current, digitized world,
trivial information is accumulating every second, preserved in all its triteness.
Never fading, always accessible.
Rumors about petty issues, misinterpretations, slander...
All this junk data preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at an alarming rate.
It will only slow down social progress, reduce the rate of evolution.
Raiden, you seem to think that our plan is one of censorship.
What we propose to do is not to control content, but to create context.
The digital society furthers human flaws and selectively rewards
development of convenient half-truths.
Just look at the strange juxtapositions of morality around you.
Billions spent on new weapons in order to humanely murder other humans.
Rights of criminals are given more respect than the privacy of their victims.
Although there are people suffering in poverty, huge donations are made to protect endangered species.
Everyone grows up being told the same thing.
Be nice to other people.

>>386434446
blowout soon fellow stalker

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Don't fuck with me, boy.

>>386434673
god you are nasty

>>386434446
don't worry, it's my safe day, I shouldn't get pregnant, maybe

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>"It's too HOT! I can't take it anymore!"

>>386438143
I've covered wars, you know

>>386444209
MUSGHIKI NE STRELYAYTE
AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

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>>386434446

>>386443527
Dazed, reeling...

Your full of shit Jacob. The truth is you hated that bitch
You followed her and dragged her into the car and then took her out to the Moors.
She woke up and you smashed her face in with a socket wrench.
And then you stomped her. You stomped her because she's a drunken whore and she treated you like shit.
You stomped her for all the years you had to take it.
You stomped her because you are such a weak fucking sister, Jacob, and you wanted to erase all memory of it.
Go on. Try to deny it.

This FAILURE is your SAVIOR!?

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Hey buddy, you still alive?

Snake? SNAKE!? SNAAAAAKE!!?

>>386435560
ELECTRONIC
OLD MEN
AND THEIR.........
FLEXIBILITY

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

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I said my sword was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now... Now I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my sword.

>>386438401
Get 'er open, and bang it.

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Daddy screamed real good before he died

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>>386440846

5 minutes is all I can spare for you.

CAN'T DO THIS ON MY OWN GIMME SOME HELP

>>386434446
WE'RE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK.
CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG.

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>>386434446
Aim for the open spots!

BUT I HAD TO SHOOT

>>386435019
underrated post

>>386434446
HEY!

LISTEN!

HERE'S A SCHEMATIC FOR YA, MY ASS!

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>>386434446
YOU'RE NOT AUTHORIZED TO USE THAT YET!
ANY OBJECTIONS LADY?

FIREWATER!

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wood needed my lord

THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY

>>386435427
underrated
girl(boy)

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GET GABBIN OR GET GOING!

Weiss, you dumbass! Start making sense, you rotten book, or you're gonna be sorry! Maybe I'll rip your pages out, one-by-one! Or maybe I'll put you in the goddamn furnace! How can someone with such a big, smart brain get hypnotized like a little bitch? Huh? Oh, Shadowlord! I love you, Shadowlord! Come over here and give Weiss a big sloppy kiss, Shadowlord! Now pull your head out of your goddamn ass and START FUCKING HELPING US!

I MAYBE CHEATED BUT HEY. THERE ARE NO RULES ON THE FIELD KID!

>>386439247
And she says Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue.

>>386434446
TARGET RICH ENVIRONMENT

>>386434446
"'Ow am I supposed to work on dat burny chunk of soot?"

PICK A GOD AND PRAY

>>386434446
>it costs $400,000 for 12 seconds
>run away little girl, run away
>you called the thunder

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>>386434446

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>>386434446
THIS IS RED CROWN, COMING IN HOT

HOLY SHITMAN, BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY

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The Nation Calls
Do not waste my potential
They will never move again!
You summoned me?
I AM SUPREME

>>386435194
NEVER FORGET
RIP TUPAC BIGGIE

My legs are OK.

>>386452471
Ohh, looking good joker.

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LET'S NOT DO THIS TODAY