>Whack "Honk."

>>386429431
whats the most bullshit thing you've been brigged for?

i got 5 minutes on baystation for borging someone who wanted to be borged but without paperwork

>>386430496
fuck that, what's the most bullshit reason you've been PERMABANNED for?
I got banned from Yog for killing implanted crew as a head rev.

>>386432042
Permabanned from Goon for saying Murderbone in an ahelp

I got a BWOINK once for singing negro spirituals to myself on the asteroid. Not over comms or anything, just to myself because the QM was being a prick.

The GM basically said "haha holy shit dude that's hilarious but the server owner is a massive faggot about shit like that, so be careful"

I don't know why I played extended role play, maybe it was just comfy.

>>386432042
you probably killed an admin's fuckbuddy

>>386432042
Not permabanned, but I got told off for executing a crew man for multiple grand theft (a capital crime) with the intention of cloning him because he had handed out all access to the crew and there was no way to brig him without the crew letting him out as soon as I left the brig.
Mods are kinda retarded.
Mod's solution was "you should have let him go to keep the crew happy".

>>386432405
Was he a radical atheist or something?

>>386432405
In a perfect world, more admins would have the balls to just say "Yeah I don't mind but the others do so just saying", instead of being weak cunt bootlickers, who probably go so far as to throw in an accusation of "toxicity" even though you were being as polite as possible.
But then again, in a perfect world this game's general playerbase wouldn't be under the age of 20.
>>386433397
Mods/admins are usually lazy as fuck and will tell you to do things simply so that THEY can avoid a headache, even though dealing with ahelps is literally their jobs that they volunteered for for no pay.

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>>386430496
I got brigged for crayon drawings once on hippie

>>386430496
>Brigged
Not sure

>Banned
Got banned for sabotaging escape with fire.
As a traitor.

>>386434663
>As a traitor.
lol
On what, bay?

>>386434764
One of the /tg/ stations.

>>386434802
Man tgstation has changed.
What happened?

>tfw never got brigged or banned, just a warning for IC in OOC

I wish my network allowed me to play more.

>>386434853
/tg/ and /vg/ has always been shit dude

>>386430496
A cyborg was shooting lollipops at an officer and the dipshit arrested me, a bystander, because of it.
Why is security almost always retarded?

>>386434874
The more you play, the higher the risk of you getting banned for whatever reason.

>>386434895
Maybe the mods just liked me, but I used to get away murder on /tg/ before I stopped playing

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I love playing Security, and I don't do it just to fight antags. I love being a stuffy bureaucrat and just fucking around with other players' needless minimaxing. If Cargo wants to arm up the entire station for no reason they can feel free, but they'll have me bashing their door in and arresting them all at some point. Cargonia can suck it.

>>386429431

Does anyone else have no fucking idea how to play this game and only plays as a clown?

>>386435119
You should only be playing as the Clown once you've mastered most other roles. The Clown is supposed to be the most hypercompetent player on the station.

>>386435232
This.
Only surpassed by mime.

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>>386435325
>when the Mime and Clown end their enmity and become brothers in arms against the rest of the station

My last round as a clown, I sacrificed a fire axe and some toys I won from the arcade to the Honkmother, who gave me a spacesuit in return.

>>386432042
I'm permabanned from /vg/ for talking shit as a clown
literally my job

>>386435846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDT3_jVYAkI

>>386435846

For years I've wondered who could possibly be the third wheel to the clown mime power duo.

I'm thinking either playable Pun Pun or a Stage Magician.

>>386436584
The PAI bombarding comms.

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Are the servers as circlejerky as they seem? I've checked out the /vg/ thread a few times and it seems like there's just a bunch of tripfagesque drama with admins and whatnot.

>>386436645

pAI in a Mulebot carrying the AI.

>>386436792
With safeties off.

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>>386436125
>admins who try to spin it as if the clown is some complex social engineering role and not just the ship's fool

>>386436776
/vg/station is trash.
/tg/- Excuse me, TGstation is trash.
Baystation is trash.
Paradisestation is trash.
Most others are okay, though.
Even Vorestation is better than /vg/station.

>>386436776
It's your typical autistic dedicated server circlejerk times 11.
And that goes for EVERY Space Station 13 server. It's part of the game.
It's a dead game unfortunately. Don't even bother with it.

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>>386429431
honk you say?

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I love clowns. Should I try this game?

>>386430496
>baystation
there's your problem

>>386437220
yes, it should cure you from this fetish pretty quickly

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>>386437220

ss13 isn't a game anymore, it's a glorified chat room for autistic people. Do anything that isn't doing your menial worthless job and you'll get banned for being a "griefer".

>>386436776
just ignore it, it doesn't really affect the game for normal people
i've been playing both /tg/ and /vg/ stations for years and never had to care about the metadrama and i have yet to have a single direct interaction with the admins

>>386437494
>Do anything that isn't doing your menial worthless job and you'll get banned for being a "griefer".

Don't act like an antag if you're not an antag.

>>386437597
Nothing he said implies he does

>>386437597
>Not as a mime breaking into the most secure parts of the station unnoticed, taking a photo, and then leaving them in the armory to taunt the HoS.

>>386430496
I got perma brigged for pusbing down a detective, he was the only security on so he got HOP to give him all security acesses than proceeded to perma me. I told an admin about this and he basically said i was in the wrong, since me taking off handcuffs well brigged was me trying to escape. Luckily admin got banned the next day for being the shittiest admin ever.

>>386437754
That's Mime behaviour. Not antag behaviour.

>>386437754
Hide in a random locker in security, one they would open really often that is not one of the cells or perma. Aquire lulz.

>>386437597
What happened to "act like an antag, get treated like an antag"? If you kill someone then security has the right to kick your ass and throw you out of an airlock. Why should you be banned for that when it can be handled in-game?

>>386438015
good luck when non-antag AI acts as antag for lulz
or atmos technician

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>/vg/station
Full of autists and drama queens.
They'll worship anyone using a female character and remember their names for months, treating them like a typical waifu.

They're not bad or offensive people, but they're absolute insufferable losers.

>>386430496
I got permanently locked down and dragged to brig in /VG/ station 2 rounds in a row because I tried to stop sec from taking every non-human on the ship to go die on the mining colony by locking them their with no air while I was on a lawset stating any living being harm is bad.
Haven't actually played since around then since sec was getting away with absurd **** every round for like a month and may still be doing so. Its like all the admins just quit

>>386438557
delet

>>386430496
I got permabanned from aurorastation after killing myself without permission and logging off

I thought it'd be funny

The theme song of SS13 makes me wish I owned a copy of robocop GB

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>>386438665
Whoever had the idea of choosing it was one smart cookie.

>>386438305
waifuposters are objectively better than the no rp greytiding shitters that is the majority of /vg/

>>386437016

>spoiler

I don't even believe that and I go to both.

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>>386432042
>played this game for seven years
>never once banned

>tfw want to try it out and learn it
>afraid that i will be permabanned for no reason whatsoever and thus never be able to enjoy it at all
Life is suffering

>>386439482
Practice on a low pop server then, just read the server rules and job rules and don't be a dick.

>>386439631
>for no reason whatsoever
Looking at stories of it makes me think the only way to not get banned is to immediately afk as soon as i enter the station, and even that is not assured

>>386434895
t bay