how many people are you subscribed to on twitch?

>>386428574
0

I normally don't watch people play video games because I'm not a faggot.

>>386428574
Absolutely zero, I am not some casual shitter who watches other people play.

Also, fuck you, this is not video games.

None,not gonna fullfil someone else's dream by living off of vidya

>>386428656
um what? twitch is a site that lets you stream video games

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>we live in the weird timeline where twitchwhores make more money than camwhores
Beta males were a mistake

>>386428574
How do you watch that shit if it's in Russian?

1 because I have twitch prime so I may as well spend amazon's money

>>386428728
maybe I can speak russian?

>>386428574
Пoкpaшeннaя шлюхa c aнимe кapтинкaми a гeймплeя нe зaвeзли

>>386428574
>watching people play video games unedited
Even a lot of let's plays aren't worth watching.

>>386428745
Not creating a second account, subscribe to it, streaming with it while you play your vidya & keeping all the profits.

>>386428852
the average LP bozo's "editing" consists of chopping up a 2 hour video and splicing in an intro

>>386428701
Yes, and YouTube lets you post videos about video games online. Neither Twitch or YouTube is directly related to video games.

>>386428574
I don't even have an account.

The one person I could sort of stand watching every once in a while if I'm really bored only seem to stream while I'm sleeping since he's a burger.
It's just a very very boring thing to watch random people on the internet play ordinary games. I get watching shit like Twitch highlights, even I've done that a few times, but that's because some things actually fucking happen in them, even if they are kinda boring.

>>386428617
/thread

>>386428574
0, as i am not a piece of shit

>>386428825
зиc тбх

>>386429105
who is this mysterious burger you speak of?

None. Because I'm not a huge faggot.

>>386428574
Subscribe? Nobody.
Follow? Kripp and Forsen.

>>386429315
Super Bunnyhop.
Mind I don't know if his streams are actually all that fun or not, but he did manage to do one of the few Let's Plays that I could get through so I was willing to give him a try. If only to just pop in for 10 minutes before I get bored.

>>386428574
0 master race here. Not gonna pay a person to play video games

>>386428574
0

The only person worth watching is demolition d and that guy died last year in freaky incident with an iguana.

>>386428574
0

Who the fuck pays for free content?

>>386430002
Beta orbiters.

>>386428574
none, because i'm not an underage faggot.

>>386428574
0

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Why do more and more ex-pornstars stream on twitch, /v/?

>>386430312
Because they figure they could make beta faggots to give them money directly without actually doing anything.

>>386428574
The only time I ever watch anything on Stream is if there is a fighting game tournament, other than that I'm not subscribed to any so called gamer.

>>386429931
>>386429931
Haven't watched him in a long time, what's he up to besides fingering his pet iguana?

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>>386428574
>being subscribed to anyone on twitch
>much less actually watching it at all
How much of a faggot beta are you OP?
Twitch is made for children and beta orbiters, why would you ever waste your time on there?

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>>386428574
Only this one big titted boy, but I think he quit for good.

just broteam, his recent streams have been awful though
>>386430312
>>386430474
manuel ferrara is based tho, sucks that he mostly speaks in french

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>>386428574
2

Northern Lion and Outerheaven (who is doing a mgs4 100% run rn)

These folks have provided me with content that I enjoy and I have no problem kicking them $5 for it.

>>386430552
same. usually stick with TeamSp00ky as my main fgc stream but i like a few others also

>>386428574
Zero. I prefer playing games to watching obnoxious people play worse games for money,

>>386428617
>>386428640
>>386428656
>>386428697
>>386428852
>>386429186
>>386429338
>>386429808
>>386429923
>>386429976
>>386430002
>>386430050
>>386430231
>>386430289
>>386430610
>>386430785
>streamers work their asses off to provide you hours upon hours of free and hilarious content
>you can't even afford to give them a measly $4.99 because you're so pathetic and poor
Fucking ungrateful shits.

>>386430819
Kys yourself my man.

>>386430819
You can't even bait well. How embarrassing.

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>>386430819
>streamers work their asses off

fucking love this meme

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>>386430819

Recently subscribed to eight streamers with $24.99, and cheered 1,000,000 bits to one of them.
Kappa

>>386428720

This! At least proper whores give a service and have to work for it. Now they don't even have to put out AND get the money?

>>386428971
That's not how this works anon

>>386430819
Kek.

Do you pay your friends when they made you laugh your ass off?

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>>386430819
>hilarious content
I know this is a bait (and a pretty bad one at that), but I can name about one million better things to do with your time than watching attention whores (both male and female) play games on Twitch.

Even browsing 4Chan is more entertaining and fruitful, which is a terrible waste of time to begin with.

I only watch b4nny

>>386431164
yeah

>>386430697

nevermind, mistread,I thought you were talking about him fucking.

its early

>>386430697
He's french you know.

ITT /v/ whines like a bunch of women about thing they don't have to subject themselves to for hours on end

>>386431340
It's not the same people who stay and talk in the thread, you know that right?

>>386431335
so what? he lived in LA

guess you don't learn much English when all you do is drive around in your Bentley getting your dick sucked and shag whores in hotel rooms

>>386428574

whats twitch?

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>>386428790

>eceleb thread
>russians

It all makes sense now!

>>386428574
I haven't been pleasantly surprised by the responses to a thread on this site in a very long time. Today is a good day.

Only one, because he streams garbage, but its old Japanese garbage.

>>386431736
Who

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>>386430819
nice one funny guy

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>>386430819
>not spending that 5$ on food or anything else

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Ive been watching the nlss every mwth including subscriber streams for the last 3 and a half years and dont have so much as a twitch account

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>>386428574
Zero, streaming culture is cancer.
Play video games you faggots.

>>386430819
streamer detected, also die from starvation.

>>386432059
Short summary on pic related?

>>386432137
Two tall girls in heels with a manlet between them are standing.

>>386432137
The manlet wrote mean things about women online and then two of them came around to fuck him up.

>>386432137
>Short summary
the man in the middle

>>386432137
Big gals

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>>386430819
>streamers work their asses off

>>386428617
fpbp

>>386428574
1 I think.
I've watched probably a total of 2 streams on twitch.
I think I subscribed to a channel so that a download would unlock on a shifty website.

>>386432059
he could give them both blowjobs without even getting on his knees.

>>386430819
Here's a (you) for making me laugh friendo.

I use my Amazon Prime for one. Does that count?

>>386428617
>>386428640
/thread
A single donation to any of these talentless douchebags is basically branding yourself as a faggot for life.

fk janis for autosaging this BASED thread

>>386432059
What would happen if we got a bunch of giant people like this and made them fuck each other? Please tell me we could make a race of giants.

Not very many.

>>386430819
Video games are bad enough anti hobbies, but watching others play them is a whole other level of terrible

>>386434949
This is the kind of logic we made dog breeds through.

Yes, of course if the process of selection is very powerful you could make a "race of giants" very quickly. However, just like with dog breeds, this logic ignores the possibility of future genetic complications which would make the progeny race unhealthy in various ways.

I watch forsen, soda and bulldog and there is nothing you can do about it

>>386428574
One
I have prime, may as well not waste it
no way I'm giving any of these guys real money even if I like their streams

I spend about $830 a month on twitch subs. Not including donations.

you can literally fucking go on chaturbate and give girls money to actually see them naked and make them masturbate

why on fucking earth would you ever give money to some girl on twitch?

>>386428617
This.

>>386434949
Its happening right now. Why do you think girls are saying 6 foot and above or gtfo?

>>386436790
Don't be a fag enabler, I have a free sub too but strike me down if I ever give these shitheads money, even if I'm not the one paying them.

>>386428720
I cant even imagine what these people look like, imagine being so lonely and desperate for any kind of validation from a woman you spend thousands of dollars for a 2 second appreciation by a online stranger that does not even know who you are

>>386428574
1 and only because of amazon prime. used it on northernlion

im watching girl streamer right now
but she is a nice girl and her stream is comfy

>>386430681
w-who's that qtie patootie?

just the Armello dev team lol

>>386430819
This is bait, but there's legit people who think that streamers and let's players and Angry Joe work their asses off playing video games.

>>386439245
"Thank you for 2 dollars, Cuckafonics! Heart ya!

THIS FUCKING IRELIA, GOOOOSH"

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0
I dont like attention whores
NOW FOLLOW ME ON INSTRASAG, TWIMP, YOUBLO, AND SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON

Yeah fuck off.

the only people I follow on twitch are demolitionD and MightyMouse(UFC)

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He will eat a live chicken if you sub to him.

>>386440821
Aris>floe

>>386428617
Only acceptable answer.

>>386428574
All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

>>386428617
this

>>386430819
*HONK*

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just one

>>386428574

0

I am playing the games myself.

If I watch someone play its how to get something I missed or a tutorial video on how to do something better.

What are you the youngest child of the family and have no companionship you hand-holdless loser?

>>386441313
>play online game alone
>boring, annoying, not enjoyable

>watch streamer play it
>fun things happen, dont have to be mad because losing, good memes in the chat, can eat or do some other stuff while having it open in background

there is no reason to be playing the games yourself these days, not worth it

Quick, give me one of big titty streamwhore. I'm at my edge here

>>386441486

>Worth it

>Value

Your already wasting your time on the game,

Why add insult to injury by giving them more money and pretend to be stupid along the way?

Also what would make it "worth it" to play a game?

I know your an extreme meme gene filled machine kid but come on just because your poor doesnt mean you wouldnt rather be having manly fun.

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>>386430819
lelmao

>>386428574
11

>>386430819
link paypal so i can give you $4.99 for your hilarious bait

Only one person you'll ever need to sub to is Jerma

>>386430819

how can i donate to you ?

>>386430990

too much work. playing video games and reading donations and sometimes answer silly questions that was made over 10000 times.

>>386429931
>died in an accident with an iguana
story?was there masturbation using the iguana involved

>>386437702

maybe you can have a gf experience with a twitch girl

>>386431004
kappa is XD-level cringe

>>386430819
I play games and banter with my mates too
where's my free money?

>>386441640
well i dont donate to them

of course i would not watch a single player game because i want to experience the story for myself
but when it comes to online games, majority of mine are not really entertaining and i also get angry if i lose

but when i watch someone play them i dont have to worry about those things and can have fun

>>386442301
you can't

>>386428745
>i may as well spend amazon's money

That's your money you fucking idiot

>0 subscribed
>Have spent thousands of dollars on hookers in the past years

Yep im still a cuck

>>386442973
How do you find hookers?

OP, who is she?

>>386430819

>more than 10 people reply to this shitty newfag bait

great job, neo-/v/

>>386442973
At least you were fucking instead of getting fucked.

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>>386442973

none of those hookers were as hot as StPeach

you should have spend your money on a true Goddess

>>386443314
Backpage
I mostly go to asian massage parlors though.

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>>386428574

I'm a 7.8/10 guy with the 'Boy Next Door' look; if I pander to homosexual gamers on Twitch could I make big bucks?

>>386443561
is her brother

>>386428574
I'm only subscribed to NL.

>>386443780
No.

>>386430819
>you can't even bait well
>all these (you)s
well done, anon! use the karma well

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>>386443802

yes her asian brother

>>386443880
>can't even bait well
>bait still works
?????
a good bait is the one that baits people you retard

>being a NEET enabler

>>386443314
Your local brothel

>>386443380
Is this bait cuz you replied to the bait too.

>>386444024
>>386444275
nice trips

>>386442973
>2017
>Still paying for sex when tinder exists

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>>386428574

Who is this divine Slavic angel?

>>386444509
paying for quality with a guaranteed cost and outcome
vs
trudging through herpes ridden cock carrousel riding whores with a fluctuating cost and unknown outcome with as little feelings involved as with an escort

>>386428574
None. Why would I do that? I can play with my own.

>watching girls playing vidya and fantasize about their naked bodies
>not going to a camwhore stream and fantasize about them playing vidya

>>386444564
just another slut bro

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>mfw born male so can't be a camwhore and get paid to play vidya all day if I show a cleavage

>>386428574
Why do mods not delete threads like this?

Why?

Might just as well make threads like this

>>386444871
>>386444871
>>386444871

>>386445202
top twitch streamers are male
you just want the easy way because you are boring faggot that would not make it

>>386428574
A lot, all warcraft 3 related

>>386445307
>implying I want people to watch me play vidya

>>386428617
this.

fuck normies.

>>386428574
2

>>386428697
>>386428656
>>386428640
>>386428617
Turns out not all is lost.

>>386430819
I pay internet and phone already.
I wouldn't subscribe to any of these boring fucktards if my life depended on it.

>>386429694
Bunnyhop isn't so bad. he worked with DidYouKnowGaming? together.

>>386442473
PogChamp

>>386445494
>normies
It's normalfag

post your favorite twitch emote now!!

i like TehePelo

>>386445916
same thing

I'm subbed to trihex and a lesser known IRL streamer named Dankquan because content

>>386428574
0 Streaming is gay as fuck
>>386430819
Kek.

>>386445940
Kappa

>>386428720
I was actually thinking about this yesterday. Isn't this a problem for the porn industry?

More and more we see really good looking porn actress migrating to camwhoring and camwhoring migrating to twitch.

How much time until the porn industry collapse?

000000000000000000000000

>>386428574
What was subscribe again?

>>386430819
I want my baits to get as much (you)s as this.

>>386428617
fpbp, go die OP.

>>386428617
fpbp

vinny through twitch prime, so I'm not actually spending anything on it but I still get the emotes

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Does it cost money to subscribe on twitch?
Never been to the site but used to watch lobosjr on youtube until his dick sucking of subscribers and donators got too much.

>>386428617
Not all hope is lost...keep fighting /v/

>>386449727
Twitch is basically a porn site nowadays. Fucking disgusting desu.

>>386450604
I'm fine with a gamer girl feet site.

>>386443682
>>386449727
I wonder how do you even find those
stream whores? I never seen any.

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>>386443561
I got hard.
But then, I stopped to think
>a girl will never do this to you
and my boner disappeared.

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>>386443682
>>386451640
>not knowing about st peach, the best booty on twitch

>>386450604
You don't like porn?

>>386428574
only tyler1