Daily reminder that Dracula literally did nothing wrong.

>>386378578
>Blood sucking heathen
That's a pretty big something.

>>386378679
Wrong and wrong.

>>386378578
>betrays his best friend
>kills his wife

Mathias is a dick

>child abuse is okay

He is a wrong as bishop.
Did he actually fugged Mina and she gave birth to Al

>>386378578
He didn't hear his waifu yelling to not hate humans.

>>386378578
He forgot to lock the door.

>>386380610
Yes, since the whole Dhampir thing is an actual old Balkan folklore thing. And yes, even if you were some woman's husband and turned into a vampire doesn't mean yer sterile.

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>>386381332
You bet your fucking prolapsed butthole I would.

>>386378578
why is alacard such a pussy?
he gets slapped once by his father and has to sleep it off for a year.

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>>386381886
No that's gay.

>>386378578

>Judges the worth of humanity on one woman he deems good
>Locks himself away inside his castle of gloom never meeting new people

If Lisa hadn't walked into his afterlife, he would have gone to hell a permavirgin sooner or later.

>>386382704
>thinking Vlad the Impaler hadn't already impaled a thousand young maidens before Lisa broke into his home

>>386381332
I know exactly what it is and I'd rather drink it straight from the source

>>386381886
Yes, also source?

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>>386381838