ITT: Vidya couples

>>386365948
>Couple
I'm pretty sure Big Boss died as a virgin.

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Still the best one.

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>>386366054
>Big Boss died a virgin
>MGS3 ends with a sex scene

Get out MGSV-babbies.

>>386366750
>implying it was a sex scene

It was literally one night of pants-on kissing and hugging. The dude woke up the next morning still wearing his pants and shoes.

>>386367120
Game?

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>>386365948

>>386366054
Venom did.

>>386367251

Would you expect to show Kojima to show us Naked Snake's naked butt?

Why can't western developers create decent video game couples?

>>386367592
Another Kojima title. Which I actually didn't think about until after I'd posted it amusingly enough.3rd never ever ever god damn it.

>>386367904
Considering Kojima likes to show off the asses of muscular old men every chance he gets, then yeah.

>>386367251
Anon, pls

>>386367926
>Why can't western developers create decent video game couples?
There are some yurop devs that have done decent ones. Probably a few amerifats too but I can't remember off the top of my head. In general though it's probably cultural baggage and path dependence, a lot of the ways vidya developed in the 90s came out of geekery that traced back to USA comics, table top gaming and so forth, and later action movies and the like. It's just a different set of sources to draw on, US historically is fine with violence and uncomfortable with sex or anything even approaching sex.

>>386368359
Zone of the Enders: the Second Runner
Character in question is Leo, a mercenary working for the Earth-led interplanetary armies after getting caught in a system-wide civil war as a child (events of the first game). Plus his love interest from the first game

>>386369317
whoops. Meant for >>386367592

>>386366054
They had sex with EVA at the end of MGS3 you ignoramus.

>>386366054
I'm certain Big Boss was a virgin at the beginning of MGS3, but not at the end

Solid Snake did die a virgin though

>>386367120
>Leo's girlfriend
>Not ADA

I don't even remember the lame blue girl from the first game

>>386368621
I like the idea of a good guy vampire finding a person that's immune to their bite, and then marrying them.

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>>386366054
>fucks EVA at the end of MGS3
>fucks paz IN A CARDBOARD BOX in Peace Walker

Hell, that's only the stuff that's given outright. It could be interpreted that he fucked the Boss too.

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>>386370225
>implying Solid didn't tap Meryl at the end of MGS1

2b and Nines

>>386370749
Nah, those dating missions were just for fun. Same with the Pooyon balloons and the Monster Hunter missions. None of the side ops are canon.

>>386370225
Solid Snake had sex with Meryl after MGS1, before they split up and Snake went to found Philanthropy with his boytoy Otacon.

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>>386367926
Western people are brainwashed not to have kids.

>>386370749
>fucks paz
Wait what

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>>386365948

>>386372863

I wish they kept the noir / twilight style in Darkness 2.

>>386372990
Darkness 2 was two steps forward, two steps back for most of the game.

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>>386365948
>tfw you will never have a harem of snakes

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>>386374042
What a cute family. You got the three brother with their parents.

>>386365948
>couple
>have sex once

virgin detected

>>386371258
>>386370864

Solid Snake didn't have a penis. She left him because he couldn't satisfy her.

>>386374478

why is she with such a boring fuck

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>>386365948

>>386374607
opposites attract, both survivors of a shuttle crash that killed everyone else SPOILERS turns out she was killed and revived by aliens as a sleeper agent

>>386374506
and you think Johnny "The shitter" is better?
she left solid because he was becoming older by the seconds

>>386374276

how come he only has the horn in one of them?

>>386374607
She shoots good, he punches good, together they have No Weaknesses

>>386374789

Snake doesn't have a penis. This is canon and can be seen in MGS2 by comparing Snake's bulge to Raiden's.

>>386374945
That's not Big Boss, this his secret best bud

>>386374945
big boss removed it, the doctor at the beginning of MGS5 lied about it being lodged in a dangerous zone of your brain. Nothing's too dangerous for the only Big Boss.

>>386370560
>Fighting game character's wife is way stronger than him but you'll never get to play as her
>Never ever

Every time

>>386375098
>(You) are Big Boss's secret best bud that was never mentioned before ever, but was the greatest MSF solider EVER

Sounds like a Peace Walker fanfic. Kojima is a hack.

All the snakes have canonically had sex.

>>386375795
I can accept that Liquid had sex but only by rapes means cause he's an asshole

>>386375158

that's good to know, that guy did seem really untrustworthy

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>>386365948
>tfw no qt russian gf

>>386375889
>I can accept that Liquid had sex but only with Mantis because he's HIS secret best bud

>>386375889
Or because he is a chad

>>386375889
Eli probably forcibly got a lot of child soldier boipucci on MB

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The best

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>>386365948

>>386376626
back to >>>/u/ with your fanfiction

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>tfw no qt mega milk gf to fix your mental issues

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>>386375972
Speaking of GG

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Best couple that created significant, interesting character development for both parties.

>>386376626
Fuck off retard.

>>386377007
never played this, what's going on here?

Should I play it?

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>>386377745
whats it like to be kissed by a girl who loves you like your pic related

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>>386377745
Ky and Dizzy are really cute together.

(You) and (Me)

>>386378023
depends. Xenoblade Chronicles is a very good JRPG with solid story and gameplay.

as for whats happening in the webm, best girl cucks worse girl.

>>386378121
Love doesnt exist outside of fiction.

>>386378457
This desu

>>386376626
>>trash

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>>386380023
>a holy inquisitor with a dirty witch
>ever

>>386374995
Oh so you just have autism?

>>386381030
Can you not be offensive please!?

>>386381201
Lol

>>386374616
Bitch she can float.

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>>386380023
hmm.. ((someone)) is trying to promote witch/inquisitor mixing here

>>386380762
He judged her pure and then they made sweet hit sweaty love, for the emperor

>>386370749
>you will never fuck paz in a cardboard box
why live

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>>386381313
>mixing old warhammer and 40k up
She worked for the empire you chuckle fucks.

>>386377870
came here to post this

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>>386374276
Indeed

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>>386381606
This post does not have my consent.
Now, back to OP...