Describe a game with a Xavier Renegade Angel quote.

>>386359504
Who?

>>386359504
no

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You got a license to sell hotdogs chico man?

What doth Windows Live?

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>If a computer virus is infecting people, then I need to get a human virus to infecticyde the computer

>>386360719
Nice

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>>386359504
You slumber, cucumber

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>"taste taste taste the pain."

>>386359504
You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me?
>FFVII

https://youtu.be/2rwPPrxjqKY

The whole beginning of this is basically every Silent Hill.

You snoze
You loze

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That's it! I give up! I sacrificed everything - even your lives - for you people!

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it takes a real man to console with his feet

I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed.
>Splinter Cell or just about any secret agent game

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>Rape is not an excuse, it's a reason... And tonight, everything seems so reasonable...

Holy shit, I thought I dreamed this shit up.

Fuck me, I know what I'm doing tonight.

>>386359504
that show was babies first "lol so randumXD" show for the generation that missed out on invader zim when it was still on air.

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>are you so dumb, you even answer rethorical questions?

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>>386362896
I don't know, do you?

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Laws? Laws are ILLEGAL here!

>I'm gonna have to be both a mother and a father to you guys, which means I'm gonna be doing things to myself you're not going to want to see
Can't think of a game

>>386362635
t. didn't watch it

It has honest to god some of the best wordplay in a TV show ever. Sure, lots of the content is stoner humor, but you certainly don't have to be high to appreciate it.

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>You even have a girlfirend
>really? is he disabled?

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>Hell, I've flipped more lids than a monkey in a soup kitchen - of the mind! Does that make me a hero?

>>386361071
nice

>I'm longer a momma's boy, she made me a momma's man

>>386363687
NO!

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>Well I'm not surprised about how much I like to do crime

>>386362635
this show is not random. It is probably the most well-calculated writing I've ever come across on any medium

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>>386363957
shit forgot pic

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You're right, I am better than me.

>>386361367

I can't even imagine how high everyone involved in this was.

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Hey say what you want about me but lay off the soup.

>>386362635
Stop trying to be a contrarian
The shows didn't even come out that far apart.

was Xavier was a human all along and the episodes were his nightmares or what?

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Damn you Clumzo! How many times am I going to have to clean up your messes?!

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>Ooga booga, how long you stand there freak? You some kinda, ooga booga chinaman? Me put you in world of hurt!

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LOOK AT ME
IM SPECIAL
I ATE SOMETHIN FANCY

>>386362635
Xavier was the least random show ever ya dummy

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>that man stole my significant crystal

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>>386360874
>>386360719
>>386364040
>>386364307
Nice

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I wanted to give you this precious heirloom. It's been in the family for as long as I could remember right now.

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>that's my daughter, she 14
>ooh, nice and legal

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You need closure.
Closure?! The explosion hasn't even ended yet!

>>386361367
>Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you

Shit gets me every time.

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>Do you believe in god?
>Well that's a complicated question.......

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>Dance, God, dance! We made you up, and we can take you down!

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>Taste the t-t-toupee!

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They say when you die, you shit your pants. But not me, I'm gonna shit my heart.

>>386359504
>What is half life-life-life-life 3?

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>>386359504
>I'm a survivor, we're a dying breed

Thanks for reminding me to finish this stuff

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>That animal...so, beautiful... What are these feelings coming over me? Is she capable of feeling the same way of me?

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>I hard try to being normal normal

>>386365408
deepest lore: it's actually a tv show

>>386365408
Yeah that was in the last episode

>>386369850
>[agitated gorilla noises]

how did they manage to show it on TV? this shit has incest, bestiality, etc.

>>386363335
>>386364041
>>386364587
>>386367661
My niggas
I always see people complain about Xavier being "LOL so randommmm" or "I get it but that doesn't mean it's good"
Show was fucking amazing and had solid wordplay and visual gags, I would rewatch episodes and see new shit every time

Is it bad that this show speaks to me on a spiritual level?

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>Those dogs were decorated! Look at you, what have you ever decorated!

>>386359504
my name is xavier, the renegade angel

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>google any of these quotes and nothing comes up
It hurts how obscure this show is now

>>386363335
>>386370561
faggots who don't understand the wordplay is ribbing cheesy puns in tv shows
most tv shows have a lot of deep meaning to them, but you'd probably think that's too nerdy and rather have something that congratulates your "intellect"

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I wish Xavier or Wonder Showzen would get a revival. We need it now more than ever.

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>Welcome home, kids. It doesn't look like much, but these sewer walls were built with love.

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Yowzer, this town's gone bowzer

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>Couldn't pass the psych evaluation for the military. Said I was too crazy to kill.

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>i am already married to justice.
>Only a blind girl would marry you.

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each of my little punkins gonna get a turn with mommy on the slide, starting with my most favorite!

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Powers are for the weak. I have no powers. I mean, unless you count the power to blow minds with my weapons-grade philosophical insights.

>>386361524
you nappa
you get slappa

>jrpgs where sleep on a target gives guaranteed crits

>>386371604
>Who did this to you guys?
>OUR... SON
>I know it was arson Dad, but WHO did it?

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The Arabasorus' are turning back into oil!

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>Unload your troubles onto me. Even if it's tough to swallow, I'm used to swallowing huge loads.

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What operating system she running? DOS-Ex Machina?

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Now everyone will know The Locos are crazy - about post-modernist aesthetic contextual re-framing.

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>where's your husband? the so called father?
>"he died during childbirth"

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But my sexy wife is still down there and those Filipino gators are about to eat her!
Get me the HELL out of HEAVEN.

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"when you are tracking mighty buffalo, you mist become buffalo"
>transforms into buffalo
>imminent anal rape

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>Just don't ever tell nobody about what I do to you, or I cut your parts off and feed em to my teddy bear... Mr. Ruffles.

TAKE THAT
TASTE THE PAIN

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Just this entire scene www.youtube . com/watch?v=2rwPPrxjqKY

SPORTS

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Clutch the dark purple hairs of the galloping orangutan of normalicy and RIDE NIGGA RIDE

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"Oh yeah, you only got ONE peni!? Let me see it."
"See with your eyes, not with your mouth."
"I call your bluff, I'll see your penis with you mouth and I raise you with my hand."

>>386362635
Invader is boringly written garbage that tries to evoke some sense of well anything but fails to do so on every level. Xavier Renegade Angel is genuinely fucking weird but it's also weirdly hilarious and clever.

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>Do you have a message for us from the beyond?
>'Course I do, whaddya think, I'm back from the dead for my health?

>>386374932
'Wiener take all'

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If you like soup so much why don't you marry it?

Because I'm already married...to justice.

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>Young one, if I told you "it's time for you to follow your life quest, away from me forever," would you leave for good?

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WHAT DOTH LIFE

>In today's day and age women can be set on fire too.

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I need some of that disease you guys invented.

>>386378713
Crack?

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>>386379032
The other one.

>I'm a survivor, we're a dying breed

>>386362635
Its not "le randum XD", its fast paced well timed writing. Each episode has a plot and connects the dots in a acid trip. It may look like stoner humor but its actually a underrated show .

>>386379149
AIDs?

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>>386379587
That's the spice

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>I dream hard of helping people...

Does anyone remember what episode it was with the scene where a guy is getting sucked down a drain of some sort and says, "I accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior-YES, I MADE IT!" and then dies? That had my sides in orbit for a few minutes

>>386380462
S1 E2, I think.

>>386380462
Season 1 Episode 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70VWPNb60rg

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depth overload depth overload
depth depth depth depth depth depth

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ONE MOMENT PLEASE
PROCESSING
PROCESSING
PROCESSING
PROCESSING
PPRROOCCEESSSSIINNGG
PRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCEEE%$**(%&@#*&

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"You're in the mob? No wonder I didn't suspect a thing!"

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And oh Lord we just pray you can make a lateral incision in the chesticle cavity.

>>386379893
frittata

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"In conflict, you must rip your opponent a new asshole in his consciousness."

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SUCCOTASH SUCCOTASH CALL US UP WIN SOME CASH!
Traffic on the ones! That's traffic every one second!

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Don't get a chili corn cone egg, get a chili cone corn egg!

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I don't remember my name, all I remember is that I don't know my name, and that I can't remember if I do know my name

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>>386384287

IF I COULD DO IT ALL AGAIN, I WOULD DO EXACTLY THE SAME THING

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Kid, life is just death in drag - do you do any weird stuff like that?

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>Yowzer, this town's gone bowser

>>386372212
this game was really fuckin hype

>>386362635

Just watch any single clip of this show before you think your opinion means anything. Jesus fuck.

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>>386363687

>>386361071
excellent

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TASTE THE PAIN

>>386380069
AUUUGHH HELPING PEOPLE

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>If you love soup so much, why not get married to soup?

>I'm already married.. to justice

Is the the best thread /v/ has ever had?

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Just gotta dump my load in that dirty 'puter's floppy slot and collect my kudos.

>>386371294
I have that poster hanging up in my room.

>>386388093
Yes.

>>386359907
Damn that is a good one

>>386361071
10/10

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Pills are just a psychotropic band-aid on a biochemical crutch. I took a pill once, and I woke up with a booty hole the size of a wine bottle, fat end first. But did I whine? No, I turned to the bottle.

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YOU sound like the physical manifestation of some loser's inner demons.

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>>386359504
>What could distract people that love Sports? >Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBO8ol9vXKI

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Flesh?
That's just offensive.