Congrats to Mayo team - it's quite a feat to win in all

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>>386359331

>>386359331
>in first splatfest
Second splatfest.
You are purposely ignoring the beta splatfest.

>>386359331
Wheres the JP screen of the results?

>>386359965
>beta
yeah

>all the nignog degenerates went to team marina yet again
you can litteraly have Marina promote eating shit and pearl promoting a premium steak, and you would have a 20/80 ration in favour of team marina, simply because <current year>

fuck you

Fucking disgusting. Mayo is gross

>Team Marina
>casual plebs
>Team Pearl
>experts with a knack for the aquired taste
good going.

I don't understand the appeal of this game.
Squids are gross.

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>386360176
delicious brown

stay mad

>>386360183
Ketchup is grosser

>>386360278
It's hella fun

>>386360176
>skin color
It's because Marina is a titty monster.

>>386360345
this is dark chocolate, not delicious brown.
Delicious brown applies to indian girls or tanned ones. You are just as bad at T H I C C fags who proclaim every kind of fat as T H I C C

>>386360352
It literally isn't. That's why you can use the condiment on a lot of things, much more than Mayo. Spicy mayo, on the other hand.

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Where were you when we KICKSTRIKED ketchup fags back to the stone age

>>386360176
>Team Marina
>Faggots with boners for brown jailbait.
>Team Pearl
>Furfag lolicons
No matter which side you choose, you're dealing with degeneracy.

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>mfw Pearl wins all regions.

Get shit on.

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>>386360183
>The recent Splatfest proved that the majority of normies not only has shit taste but is also shit at videogames
more news at 11

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>>386360642

>>386360641
>Brown jailbait
>brown
>jailbait
try black nigress
Marina is as jailbait as your grandma is young.
And Marina's skin aint brown. I mean it technically is, but everyone would say "shes black"

>>386360641
>faggots
>wanting delicious brown jailbait
Nigger do you know what a faggot is?

>>386360851
dont argue with current day liberals.
Blacks dont exists, Jesus was afro american and every german is blood related to hitler. You are wasting your time arguing with these faggots

>>386360931
>thinking faggot means gay
found the newfag!

I got frustrated with just playing against fellow ketchup players and gave up when I hit defender. I think I played one or two games against mayo total.

>>386360964
What's it like to be this fucking stupid?

What a terrible system. I haven't played the game, but I assume that the red team lost because a majority of players couldn't find a match with the yellow team.

Guys, is it me or is Marina literally the pleb choice?
>More liked than Pearl
>only people with niche tastes like Pearl (lolidom, femdom, forehead game)

>Marina is for Ice, something thats cheap and can be eaten on any occasion
>Pearl is for cake, something that is relativly more costly than ice and is only consumed for joyous occasions

>Marina is for Ketchup, a pleb tier sauce used to ruin every steak
>Pearl is for Mayonaise, something that people only put on certain food stuff

I have the feeling that one splat fest will be about cheese. Marina will be Sandwich cheese and Pearl will be for Blue Cheese.
So basically every choice comes down to Kids (Marina) vs Adults (Pearl)

>>386361227
sore looser

>>386361631
I don't even own a switch

>>386361736
believable, since you werent so salty that you needed to defend (team) Marina on an anonymous chink-based image board.

OH WAIT

Fuck you all, mustard for lyfe
Actual British mustard though, not that aborted yellow pleb shit that americucks slather on their mystery meat dogs

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>>386362370
>actual mustard
>british
>not Dijon

>>386362709
Dijon's fine too, but I wanted to give the rest of the plebs a fair shake by staying out of spicy territory.

>>386360176
I picked Marina in the ice-cream vs cake because I like ice-cream more.
I unironically don't understand hopeless waifufags, this is not Pearl vs Marina, it's a choice between whatever crap is currently being discussed.
You're like that creepy fuck who tries to answer positively every question made by a girl to please her, only to get an opposite effect at the end because you get found out istantly.

And I'm loyal to Callie anyway

>>386364075
you failed to understand what this post was about, but ok. You are still salty Ketchup got BTFO. Its ok

Maybe try to re-read that post again after you calmed down and maybe then you will understand its meaning

>>386361227
But it works, matchmaking is determined by powerlevel, so strong mayofags are going against strong ketchupfags.
As you can see the victories in battles are by a few %.

Anytime mayo has a the chance to get battle points, so does ketchup. There's no advantage.

>>386364239
You read better, also I picked mayo this time around because I hate ketchup, I can even go show you proof if you really need to make me boot up my switch

>>386364341
>arguing with waifufags

>>386360278
But you see, it's not just about squids, it's also about kids. And these kids become squids that become kids, that then become squids

>>386361227
>I haven't played this game and don't know how it works but let me give my wrong opinion regardless

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Publix remainder that pearl figs will be dealt with.

>>386360176
Can't help that Pearl has had only fucking fatass options. What's next, Burgers vs Pasta?

Somebody post my boy Adam Dudley

Thanks

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>>386360642

Hello. I dislike mayonnaise. I absolutely hate it, the worst condiment ever.

However, I fought for team Mayo, scoring victory after victory. They pay better.

>>386364984
Ketchup and Mayo are both equally fatass options, burgers and pasta as well

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>Mayofags in a nutschell

>>386364984
Ketchup contains way more sugar than mayo.
Also Ketchup does contain so much fucking salt.
Ketchup is unhealthier than Mayo, believe it or not

>>386365920
>nutschell

>>386365920
>power armor
Mayo is truly the patrician choice

Can someone inform me what the shit this is?

Sorry I'm an adult so I don't have any nitendo games

>>386366856
I don't believe it
http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/vegetables-and-vegetable-products/3005/2
http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/fats-and-oils/7725/2

You are right, ketchup is salty and has a lot more sugar, but mayo is extremely fattening.

>>386365920
Reminder to report all furry images
If it's lewd in any way, report for sexually explicit
If it isn't, report it anyway as harmful

>ketchup lost in all 3
top kek

>>386368151
Why do you care then

>>386359331
It was fun. Congrats to mayo. My win rate against them was also about 50/50 so it's funny that the results directly reflect that. Unfortunately I spent most of my games fighting my own team.

>>386368476
Believe it or not, humanity has eaten fat since day 1.
Our body is actually used to fat.
Meanwhile sugar fucks us up and even leads to addiction.

>>386361227
The problem is this new communist calculation system where all the results are equal and it's a 2/3 score. The last game had the system right with the calcs having different values that affected a score around 200-300. Wins obviously mattered most but a majority team could compensate for the baggage of spending a lot of their time not contributing to the results if they had enough of the popular vote.

Ketchup still may have lost the Splatfest with that system but I still would have seen it as more fair.

>>386369001
This. The whole "fats are bad" shit are lies from the sugar industry.

>>386368513
Also, stop making "NO MORE FURRIES" posts. Just report them. I would expect /v/ of all people to know not to feed the trolls.

>>386368476
Unless that fat is trans fat, you have nothing to worry about.

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>>386362709
>actual mustard
>Dijon
>not cheeki breeki mustard
тaк нe нaдa, aнoн

>>386369480
>Trans fat
I'm so sick of all this LGBTFQWDX shit.

>>386362901
Fair enough then.

>>386360176
>tan skin titty monster with seductive eyeliner
vs
>weeb pedo bait
>and not even good weeb pedo bait

WOWWW I WONDER WHY PEOPLE WOULD PICK MARINA???

>>386371368
Why is it that every Marina supporter either describes her skin as tan or brown, but never afro-american black?
I hate PC shit like that, call the things by what they are you colosal faggot nigger cunt

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>>386368513
Aways

>>386359331

I don't have Splatoon 2, can someone explain this scoring system? Do votes not count for anything anymore? Why would individual and team win percentages be any different? A 2% "victory" feels more like a coinflip than a competition.

>>386371673
Does this mean we report yours too

>>386368476
caloric density is all that matters for 99% of the population

>>386371548
because she doesnt have a chimpface

>>386371682
It's best 2 out of 3 categories. The team with less votes has to win both categories related to actually playing the game to win.

>>386371682

Spotted the fucking idiot who goes durnal drumph didn't with the election!!1 on twitter.

>>386371682
three categories, win 2/3 to win
1) Popularity contest
2) Prebuilt-squad turfwars
3) Random-squad turfwars

Only fights against the opposing team counts.

>>386360183
Mayo actually compliments the foods it goes with. Ketchup is just fatty, sugar water used by garbage-tier chefs to disguise how terrible their cooking is.

If you cook any of the things that Ketchup usually goes with right, you'll find that they don't need Ketchup. If you go to a burger place, and the default condiment is ketchup, then they probably make shitty, low-quality burgers.

>>386371682
>Do votes not count for anything anymore?
Nope
Just like America

>>386371817
she still has afro-american-like skin, hence she is black.

>>386364984
Pasta is a fat ass option

>splatfest over
>no salmon run going
Anyone else just not feel like playing today? The grind to mayo royalty wasn't that long, but I still feel burnt out on the standard modes.

>>386371971
>>386371943

>2) Prebuilt-squad turfwars
>3) Random-squad turfwars

Ah, thanks, I didn't realize this was a thing. So the winrates being identical was just coincidence?

>>386372284
dark skin doesnt make you a nigger

chimpface makes you a nigger

>>386371682
Oh boy, November must have been a realy salty month for you
It was a delicious month for me

>>386372394
Yes

>>386372407
yes, hence every black guy with a presentable face is just "white guy with dark skin"
I wish social media like tumblr or twitter would have never enabled that kind of thinking..

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>>386360176
Why so butthurt anon? It only makes victory even more satisfying

>>386360176
I was Ketchup and I like Pearl better....

Marina's record scratching animation annoys the shit out of me.

>>386372647
its the problem with this shit. Pearl literally can have the common choice yet people still pick Marina because "she made my dick go boing since im an ape, unf unf unf!".
Now considering that this will always be the case, Marina will always have atleast 1 point. A 1 or 2% difference only means that one team won 2-4% matches more than the other side. Thats not a lot and it can slide to the other side realy quickly, considering that Team Mayo just got matchmarked with a bunch of 13 year olds.
The issue is, Marina fags behave like soniponies. Do you realy want that group of person have even one victory? You wouldnt hear the end of it
>HAHAHAHAHAH WE WON WE WON AT <x>
>Yeah but Mayo and Roc-
>HAHAHA LOSER SORE LOSER SORE LOSER HAHAHAHAHA
It wouldnt be banter, it would be black twitter tier shitposting. Reminder, we are talking about a group of people that join the Mayo side just to ruin their Win ratio by being useless team members. Im drunk so fuck you

>>386360176
>t-they only picked her because MUH DIVERSITY and she's a nigger
How fucking deluded and retarded do you even have to be to think this is what's happening? People pick Marina because delicious brown think-with-muh-dick bullshit. No one is picking her for SJW shit, you fucking mongoloid newfag.

>>386373729
>delicious brown
*black

>>386373516
damn dog, quit getting mad at a children's video game.

I'm just gonna wait until it becomes obvious which side is the least popular and go with that side. Because apparently the side with the least amount of players always wins, fuck how they measure this shit I'm still mad.

>>386373928
It can go either way. Ice cream was more popular and also won earlier this summer.

>>386373928
>I want this to be a popularity contest
yes because fuck skill

>>386373516
What are you drinking?

>>386373928
Popular has won 3 out of 5 so far with the current scoring system. I would say you are still better off going for popular at this point.

>>386375270
False argument, since the popular teams already won several times in the past.
But hey, whatever makes you sleep at night. Try to eat stuff with less sodium for the week, since you are full of it.

>>386375198
some shit called Absolut Vodka, german brand.

>>386375270
The shitters in mayo are guaranteed to contribute as well, more so than the good players due to matchmaking.
I was stuck in shitter level matchmaking due to 13 disconnects and got all the way to royalty without a single mirror match.

>>386375686
You're drinking it straight? That'll fuck you up.

Absolut is a pretty popular brand. Did you never hear of it before?

>>386368513
I intentionally vote the furry images so you losers can wine louder

>>386375527
Wow, a whole "several times"
The number you're looking for, and only for the US region, is 7.
7 out of 18

Also, as a funny note, if we went by the old Splatoon 1 system, ketchup would have won.

>>386375686
fuck off deutscher

>>386376393
There have only been five splatfests in all regions with the current rule set. Popular has won more often. You can't compare previous competitions that had different rules and match making methods and assume they are the same.

>>386376382
doesn't matter, if there's enough reports it's taken down

>>386376373
my cat was put to sleep today because of fucking cancer, now Im sitting alone in my flat. I dont care

I think the worst part about this game is how much time is in between games

they really waste a ton of time in screens between games for no reason and it's super irritating

ok great, game's over, we won, yay abilities, ok, alright I just want to fucking play again

>>386376569
fick dich

Shit, I missed it? And here I was going to choose mayo!

>>386360176
I just like ketchup more.

>>386377167
Shit dude, I'm not judging.

Sorry to hear that though.

In a horrible turn of events, I missed literally every Splatfest in the first Splatoon. Now in Splatoon 2 I've won both so far. Feels good man

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>>386377095
>he believes nintendo unironically paid someone to check on reports

>>386377221
NEIN!

>>386377609
I don't, it's literally just "big report number = bad post, delet this". What made you think I believed that?

>>386377609
>what is miiverse
you think they realy would all loose their job?

>>386377849
How many furfags have actually had their posts deleted? Reports just hide their posts from you.

I sure would have liked to try and contribute to my team I chose based on what I like instead of fighting mostly pointless mirror matches
I think I'll just flip a coin next time, I'll have a better chance of ending up on the less popular team.

>>386378191
this

>>386378191
The only ones actually breaking the rules are the ones flagging unoffensive content. Generally, Nintendo pays people to go through content rather than rely on automation because they are paranoid.

You got off easy.
The only reason Mayo won is because I voted for Tomato Sauce but didn't play.
If I played, you mob would have lost.

>>386378591

>>>386377609

>>386378819
This is literally the gayest post I have ever read.

>>386378819
Actually if you had played you would have done almost nothing but mirrors while plenty of are much larger number of awful players went around losing the fights that actually mattered.
And there were some godawful players on Ketchup, I must've locked at least half of my opponents into their own spawn areas.

>>386360176
I voted for ketchup because I prefer it.

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>>386379314
Swear to christ, I saw like 3 chargers while I was playing.

>>386379609
If I didn't already hate Aerospray because of Ranked I would hate it now

>>386373729
or you know, people picked marina because ketchup is the more popular normalfag condiment?

>>386380625
That was bait, sweetie

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>>386360058
here

Previous thread: >>386262793, >>386247202 , >>386289941, >>386301798, >>386318178, >>386313726, >>386301798, >>386277567, >>386285812, >>386278949, >>386278296, >>386262793, >>386318601, >>386355114, >>386333976

News
- LMAO MAYO WON
- Sploosh-o-Matic (Curling Bomb, Splashdown ) is back: https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/893391908172480512
- The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far)
- The Current Splatfest is Mayo vs Ketchup. Join a team and scrub your Tees for 2000 coins each.
- New Splatfest-exclusive stage "Shifty Station" announced! Its layout changes with every splatfest.

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- http://pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> FAQ
- http://pastebin.com/1wPYkZc9

> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- http://imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- https://imgur.com/a/NFzgv

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- http://leanny.github.io/splat2/

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What's a good ability set for the basic weapon type? Splattershots, I mean.

>>386381659
Pretty much everything is viable except the Stingray

>>386381659
Special Charge Up
Ink Saver (main)
Quick Super Jump for faster Splashdown Jumps
Special Saver

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>>386365163
That was my battle standard for a while.

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>Win the popular vote
>Lose at the part that actually matters
>Cry because your free point didn't carry you to victory
Tomato Jam fags really don't know when to quit, huh?

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>Mayo is canonically lawfully better than ketchup in all parts of the world and all versions of the squid universe

>>386382081
>>386381659

Oh abilities, not specials, my bad.

I find Ink Resistance to be really good. At 3 slots you pretty much ignore enemy ink

Ink Recovery Up or Ink Saver Main

>he likes the sheldon of condiments
you deserved to lose

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Reminder that Mayo technically lost. It was the players who won.

>>386382496
Recovery up

>>386360176
Ketchup is the American National Condiment. It was always going to be the most popular here.

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What's they say at the results?

>>386369389
I'm reporting all the anti-furry posts as well. I just want all mentions of that shit gone.

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>>386382607

Yeah , Ketchup won the popular vote!

Mayobros, post your carries, win rates, and/or screenshots of 75%+ bootyblastings.

>mayo wins across the board for three regions that use use mayo and ketchup for different things

This shit is rigged desu. Expect Marina's team to win next splatfest.

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>>386382921
Yeah!

>>386382607
>lost
By proving that Mayo is for patricians but Ketchup is for plebs?

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>>386382607

>opponents have 3 man team
>stay at base and spam booyah to compensate
>one of our own DCs
>time to start playing
>we win

>next game
>foe DCs soon after the game starts
>play normally
>lose a 4vs3 mathch

Morality is truly the best condiment.

>>386383110
I think most Splatfests and their results dialogue is already programmed in the game, so no changes to who represents what team will be made without an update.

>>386359331
This was bullshit. Mayo only won by 1%. (51 is 1% from 50.) if Ketchups didn't fight Ketchups we would have won.

Why the fuck does no one remember the first splatfest?
Ice Cream won despite being most popular
Ketchumps have no excuse, stop crying

>>386359331
Hijikata would be proud.

>>386373729
Niggers are not and have never been "delicious brown." Neck yourself Schlomo.

>>386383359
Who else would they be fighting? Ketchups were already in every single match that Mayo was in. Why are all ketchupfags too dumb to understand how the system works?

>>386383359
Yeah and if Ice Cream didn't keep fighting Ice Cream they would have won too!
Oh wait.

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>All these furries
You remembered to report these vermin yes?

>>386383450
>I came to 4chan in 2014 XD
I know, faggot.

>>386361227
>>386373928
>>386375270
>>386376393
>>386378514
>>386382921
>>386382607
M-MUH POPULAR VOTE THE SISTEM IS BROKE-EN

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>>386359331

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>>386383359
>implying barely anybody played the team event
>ignoring the large difference in the mode everybody played
>probably equating to thousands of victories
>implying ketchup v. ketchup didn't also weed out braindead shitters from facing mayo

>>386382607
This only proves that ketchupfags are the definition of casual plebs.

>>386383359
>if Ketchups didn't fight Ketchups we would have won.
You're really going to rehash this stupid argument?
We've been over this mirror matches don't factor into a win or a loss overall.

Friendly reminder to report every furry in the square, united we can win this war

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>>386384075
>>386383557

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>>386384075
The people obsessing over this are just as bad.

Probably worse, since this wouldn't be a problem to begin with if it weren't for the autism encouraging them.

>>386384959
I'm pretty sure 90% of the furry posters aren't even furries, they're just riding the hot meme right now

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>>386384490
I would unironically use these
>>386384959
I wonder if we would have been the ones getting shitstomped if someone didn't go and poke the hornet's nest
>>386385071
yeah man, everyone with a weird fetish is doing it ironically, you know, as a joke, haha

>>386384959
>2017
>being a furry
>not being an epic gamer
ishygddt

>>386382921

>#notmycondiment

>>386382335
you damn know why the fuck Kotaku is salty.
To them, every Marina- or rather, Black characters in video game loss is a feat of racism

>>386383587
>eating fries with ketchup
cancer

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>the looks of shame from mayo players as they arrive to the splatfest after bukkake

>>386385254
Like sucking your friend's dick unironically

It's okay as long as it is funny

>>386360176
I just like ketchup more than mayo.
Good for burgers, fries, fish, shitty steak, chicken.
It is just the superior condiment.

>>386372107
>mayo
>complements
More like overpowers.
A sandwich with mayo on it only tastes slightly different than drinking the mayo from the bottle.

>>386385254

They're not even posting fetish material. They're posting animal people, like the shit you see in Disney movies made for kids. I've seen like 2 sexually suggestive ones total

>>386386082
That's a funny way of spelling ketchup

>>386384054
Time lost is time lost. Mirror match games are a waste of time and they don't contribute towards victory.

You would think that this would have been fixed where people would intentionally pick the least popular team in order to have a better chance of winning.

QUICK CHARGERS FUCKING WHEN

>>386386570
Yeah they should have given you dumbshits a 40 minute queue to fight against Mayo players and made it impossible for you to even get to king

>>386386279
All furries are pervert material. Keep your shit fetish out of video games.

>>386385950
>good for fries
>ketchup
I understand Burgers and (cheap) Steak (although I do add a bit Mayo to my Burger aswell), but Fries with Ketchup is a big no-no. Might aswell eat raw salt mixed with some sugar.

>>386386570
What is the time being lost on? If you're in a mirror match it means every Mayo player was already fighting a Ketchup team. What else would you have been doing with that time that would have contributed to your team?

>>386386279
I've seen four furry lewds, but I had a habit of checking the entire square for the daily callie poster.

>>386386570
Fuck off, it's free exp

I'm ketchup, and it was obvious who was going to win because no person under 18 would ever vote mayo. I still voted ketchup though because I like it more.

>>386386082
>drinking Mayo
mate. What is wrong with your mayo that you can drink it? Sounds to me like something with too much vinegar and just a bit egg.

NOOOOO DELETE THIS IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HER TURN

>>386386082
>drinking mayo
>drinking ketchup
I should have assumed /v/ would be full of lards, but this is ridiculous.

How can you pick ketchup, I don't understand

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Sheldon dialogue for an upcoming weapon

Squeezer:
The Squeezer main is a new type of
semi-auto shooter where one
trigger pull equals one ink shot! Holding down [ZR] won't provide a
steady stream of ink, but spamming
the trigger will give you rapid fire
with a damage output you'll dig! Set up a Splash Wall to protect
your team, then head for the front
lines! The semi-auto style is a
great way to control your ink use. Put even far-off foes on notice
with the Sting Ray special! If you've
got confidence in your aim, give this
single-shot set a try!

Foil Squeezer:
We took a Squeezer, slapped the
manufacturer's logo on it, and the
Foil Squeezer was born. BOOM! The main weapon has the action
of the original Squeezer, but it now
comes with Splat Bombs. So flush
'em out, then take careful aim! Blow up the front lines with the
Bubble Blower special, then charge
in with your team and take out
the opposition! It's a fairly aggressive set, but the
main weapon requires steady aim,
making it suited for veteran
battlers.

Sounds like a Nozzlenose type of thing. I love the Nozzlenoses, so I'm really excited for this.

>>386359861
Pearl is our girl!

>>386386787
Time is being lost on not being able to contribute to victory for your team.

Popularity disparity has always been an issue in previous splatfests.

>>386387216
Because they only like chugging semen on special occasions.

>>386386697
I want the Bamboozler back so bad

>>386387585
>always
>all those times when the popular team won, but its suddenly an issue when the popular team loses.
sore loser

>>386387361

Oh boy a button masher gun.

>>386387585
My point is that there is nothing for you to contribute to anyways. An even amount of Ketchup and Mayo players are already going at it. You're surplus that just exists to pad the popularity vote for your free point.

>>386382335
IT WAS HER TURN

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>>386361405
>>386361919
>>386364075
>all these plebs not realising how to always win

Pick whatever team is less appealing to children. You'll have a slight statistical advantage in team quality, since your makeup will have a higher percentage of adults (if there is an autist gamer option, even better) and this statistical bias will be reflected in the final win%. More babbies like ketchup than mayonnaise, hence you pick Mayo to instantly win. Fools

>>386382335
Somehow I knew before I even finished reading the title that Hernandez wrote this.

>>386387960
is this an bot, or why did it quote me in an unrelated manner

>>386387960
>More babbies like ketchup than mayonnaise, hence you pick Mayo to instantly win. Fools
Ah, so then I should have picked cake to win instead of ice cream! Genius!

>>386387960
But icecream won last time

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>>386387960

Some people may have not played Splatoon 1.

They will come to understand Saltfests soon enough.

I miss the Killer Whail.

>>386387960
This worked alot in splatoon 1.

Particularly in the pokemon red vs blue one. All of the fedora tipping losers like the blue version and everyone else likes red.

Thats why when gold vs silver happens im gonna pick gold for a better chance of winning.

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>WE LOST BECAUSE OF MIRROR MATCHES, PLEASE IGNORE THAT ICE CREAM WON WITH THE SAME AMOUNT OF MIRRORS

>>386388257
Sting Ray needs to be a 4 hit kill

>>386388215
>>386388394
Salt mind

Clash Blaster seems shitty
Is it good

>>386388379
>This worked alot in splatoon 1.
No it didn't, on average the most popular choice won out.

>>386388632

no

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>mfw finally beat single player
That ending was anime as fuck.

Do you think they'll dump the variants all at once/in packs, or once a week like the unique weapons?

Anyone actually find point sensor or ink trap useful? I just can't get enough of my bombs.

>>386389028
Point sensor just isn't big enough to be useful. And the mines too slow.

Autobomb best sub.

>>386389028
Both are very useful. Mist especially is annoying as fuck in TC. Bombs are definitely easier to use effectively though.

>>386360519
Mayo is by law better than ketchup now.

>>386387960
Then why didn't cake win?

Question to Mayo players that reached King/Queen status, how many snails did you get? I hit King status and got 21 on Ketchup.

>>386389417
The got 24

>>386389417
24
If you reach maximum splatfest power you get 21 snails
If your team wins, you get an additional 3 snails

You can't buy snails in 2 can you?

How do you unlock Callie's shades again?

>>386389475
>>386389517
That isn't as bad as I was thinking. I figured it would be like 10 more or double for winning.

>>386389735
I've heard people say it was 18 and 24 in splat 1

>>386378819
If it was tomato sauce, I would have voted for it over mayo, as tomato sauce generally doesn't ruin perfectly good tomatoes and still has applications with bread and noodles.

Ketchup is not tomato sauce. Don't conflate the two, please.

>>386389809
They changed it in splat 1 to try to get people to stop picking teams based on who they thought would win.

Will marina ever win in Japan? I know they hate blacks so it wouldn't surprise me if she didnt

I'm glad Mayo won because I like mayo better than ketchup. It's also healthier (if it's not disgusting american "mayo" of course).

>>386390314
No and that's just fine.

THEYRE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE INK THAT ARE MAKING THE FREAKIN SQUID KIDS GAY

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>>386359331

So ketchup would have won under the original rules, right? Their battle victories were by microscopic margins, but they got completely crushed in the voting.

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Is the red and white ink here to stay?

What shoes go with the chilly mountain coat? I'd say hero snowboot replicas but they have that orange shit on the back that clashes with most colors.

>>386391014
nope

>>386390837
Under the original, first splatfest scoring, yes.

They kept changing it over the months to make wins worth more.

>>386389860
This.
Love tomatoes in general but always hated ketchup.

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>>386390837
I'm still mad

>>386390837
Popularity would always win out like that though. The battle scores will always be close because of the matchmaking system. The popularity vote could be way one sided

>dualies teammate dodge-rolls in front of you at the start, keeps dodge rolling ass soon as they're available
>takes the same path as you, inking turf you've already inked
>walks in front of your gun and blocks your ink
>used zero specials when the match ends

Are dualies players the cancer of Splatoon?

>>386388791
Crop-top Callie has got muh bones.

>>386389140
I fucking hate autobombs. Even if I know one is coming for me it can sometimes be impossible to see where it is in an intense firefight. Can't even try to counter it with bomb sniffer since they took that ability out for some dumb reason.

>>386382335

Holy shit, people are salty as fuck. Even Pearl (or is it Marina?) fucking says it, "popularity's not all that matters" or shit like that.

Fucking TAKE your loss and go home. It doesn't fucking stop you from enjoying your fucking condiments. Despite the tremendous popularity advantage for the Ketchup team, Mayo still managed to scrape by and now bitches are whining about it even after winning Ice Cream side?

Fucking grow up, it's just a game.

>>386390360
Ketchup is just as healthy if it isn't heavily processed with HFCS and sugar. Literally just tomato paste with some salt

>>386388791
Splat 1's final boss was way better

>>386391837
IT WAS HER TURN!
I DEMAND A RECOUNT

Can you really put mayonnaise in ramen?

Will I enjoy it?

>>386388394
Can these retards who do not understand logic please stop posting? Only Team A vs Team B matches count for the Splatfest. You cannot have an A vs B battle without having A AND B. This means that A and B had an equal amount of matches for points because you cannot have a point match without A and B.

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>>386391991

>>386359331
these threads are absolute fucking cancer, and one of the many problems with modern video games

>>386364542
Woah

>>386392192
Play any games today?

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>>386391431

Not really.

If you get massacred in the popularity vote, you should have to win by something a little more than 51%-49% to come back from it, like pirates here did.

>>386392137
>Can you really put mayonnaise in ramen?
Yes.
>Will I enjoy it?
No.

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>>386360176
Nobody picks Marina because of "muh current year" you retard.
Pic related. Buckley is shit, but it isn't wrong.

>>386382335
Shouldn't Splatfest just be about which team wins the most matches in the first place?
Why does popularity even have to be part of the equation?

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>>386360278
I'd totally smash

>>386391192
Even with win multipliers, I don't think it would have mattered. At least in the west, the highest Mayo got was 52%.

>>386392137
If you mix some stuff in with the mayo (Like garlic or sriracha) and only do the noodles cooked and not in a broth, then it should be pretty decent. Otherwise, meh.

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CHEMICALS IN THE INK TURNING THE SQUIDS GAY

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>>386359331
>Mayo won

So non-Canadian blacks aren't playing Sploo2 confirmed.

>>386392346
A loss is a loss, man. They already chunked it out into 3 parts now to make it more fair. Popularity already has the advantage because all you have to do is win 1 set of the battles to take the Splatfest.

>>386392541
Do black Canadians really like mayonnaise?

Do black people everywhere else in the world REALLY like ketchup? These stereotypes are new to me, anon.

>>386391014
Maybe in splatfest mirror matches. That's how we got autobot/decepticon colors in later splatfest mirrors

>>386392445
Oh well, seeing how she will get the most shitters, expect anything being under her to lose.

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>mfw the umbrella
Multiplayer release fucking WHEN?

>>386359331
I'm just glad that Pearl isn't getting BTFO left and right desu

>>386360176
Idiot.

Marina has simply gotten the more popular choices so far.

>>386362709
get out Obama, we don't need no fancy mustards here

>>386392728
Black people in general think Mayo is "white-people food" like potato salad or casserole. That's the stereotype.

>>386391837
>It doesn't fucking stop you from enjoying your fucking condiments.
Actually Mayonnaise is now legally recognized as a superior condiment when compared to ketchup in Inkopolis and possibly the world.

>>386359861
>we did it reddit

>>386392445
he still makes comics?

>>386392926
She's being consistently beaten in popularity though, that might become a problem at some point because we can't keep pulling double match wins out of our asses.

>>386392182
>Thinking logic factors into asshurt

>>386386783
Shut the fuck up, god fuck, to think that you woke up when a million other people didn't just so you can't still continue your stupid miserable existence, I hope you suffer for the rest of your stupid fucking life and that your hands get removed by some sort of disease so that I never have the displeasure of reading your sickening post again

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>>386359331
>>386359861
no stopping Pearl this splatfest

>>386360176
This and I'll never understand it. Not to sound racist but white people just look cooler than black people, it's a simple fact

I fucking hate mayo but I agree compared to ketchup, it's superior. Most ketchups are sugar swill, while mayo is a complex egg-based dressing regardless of whatever else is done to it.

>70+% of all players don't understand how to play Splatoon
In other news, water is wet

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>play Turf War
>my 3 teammates keep spamming "this way" and sit at spawn
>they do this from 2:00 left to 1:00 left
>let the enemy waltz on by
>my 3 paint a single line up to enemy spawn and sit there for the last 20 seconds

is this some new meme? I know it's a kids game, but I am visibly upset that there are people who think throwing a match in Splatoon is "le ebin xD"

>>386392137
Of course you can, but you're better off just poaching an egg into the ramen.

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>>386392445

>>386392458
Why are team and solo wins separate is the better question
Splatoon 1 had it better
Granted we still would've lost, but Splatoon 1 ratings were better

>>386393560
I really wish there was a report option for Splatoon for people who idle/intentionally throw games. Or hell, a system that auto-kicks after idling for so long and replaces it with someone waiting for a game (In addition to filling slots for people who get disconnected or rage quit). Would fix so many issues that are currently plaguing the game.

>>386393560
Tell me about belt box, why does he wear the mask?

>>386389028
I just unlocked the best weapon, the .52 Gal, but it has shitty point sensor subs. Can't wait for a deco version with curling bombs.

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>contrarians side with Pearl
>contrarians are generally better at the game than the mainstream
>people are surprised Mayo won

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ketchupfags on suicide watch

>>386393965
YOU TAKE THE MOON

Why don't they just replace DCers with bots?

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Mayonnaise
The condiment of kings, the king of condiments.

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>>386371682
Most of the time it is a bit of a coinflip, because the skill disparity of players based on categories like cake vs icecream or mayo vs ketchup is going to be pretty small. The average win ratio of the teams that got more wins in Splatoon 1's splatfests was 54% for NA, 53.75% in EU, and 53.5% in Japan, so it's typically pretty close.

>>386393965
No, more like Mariana fags are on suicide watch.
Their little idol is so popular, that she can get anything to be voted for most popular.
Too bad popularity means shit when it comes to actual skill.

>>386394078

Who's gonna handle the bots? Someone's switch is just gonna do all the ai and shit?

Turf war is 3 minutes long, how long is the idle timer? Is it even worth bothering?

>>386394130
King of condiments.
Sauce of sauces.

>>386394160
But I use nano

>>386394160
Vim players couldn't figure out how to leave the game

>that one fucking faggot who uses the sad boyaah when he dies
>he dies all the fucking time

SHUT UP

>>386394317
Emacs players couldn't participate due to their crippling carpal tunnel syndrome

>>386394189
>Is it even worth bothering?

Not him but considering it's basically impossible to win 3v4, yeah, I think so. I don't even know why they bother continuing the match. Even if the person who disconnected was complete shit at the game it would be better to have them.

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>>386394398

>>386375270
This doesn't hold up. It's logical trickery since it only focuses on good players. The thing is, on the less popular side, the bad players will also be "contributing" much more often.

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>>386392963
I work at Subway in the ghetto and I call bullshit. I get screamed at pretty often for not covering that shit with literally half a bottle of the goopy paste per sandwich when it's a black person. Actually one of the big reasons I wanted ketchup to win so bad. (Good job tho mayofats it was a good fight)

Either that or the getting shit for free stereotype beats out the mayo hate stereotype. I mean I've heard the blacks and mayo thing too but now I can't see it.

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>>386368513
Uh huh. So surely images like these for sexually explicit too, right? Surely.

>>386394726
yes

>>386394949
I don't believe you.

>>386368513
Reminder
Fresh all fury posts
Report all posts bullying furries

I don't care if you jack off to animal cartoons and you want to be one, but why do you need to scream about it in my ears 24/7 about your fetish? No shit everyone hates you to the point you need to upgrade your fursona in a red and black emo self hating bitch.

>>386394398
But this is good, if a dude behind me dies and he booyahs, it informs me there is an enemy approaching.

Those commands exist for a reason.

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>>386395084
That sounds really rough, kid.

>>386395146
It's a little distracting earing a sad boyaah every literal 10 seconds because the player is retarded though

Reminder that /v/ actually sided with furfags just beat waifushitters

I don't know what's worse

>>386394608
>tfw winning a 3v4
It was a close match, don't think I could have carried the team without ink armor

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>>386395084
Ugh...

>>386395084
They're making fun of people like you

>>386394726
no because that's not furshit
yes, i do have a double standard. fuck off.

>>386394398
In Splatoon 1, there was no "ouch" when you died, the emotes remained "C'mon!" and "Booyaah." Thus, high level Splatoon 1 players decided to make "Booyaah" the emote for "Someone just killed me here."

>>386395084
Just report it for Innapropriate/Harmful content. If there's a twitter handle, report it for advertising. If it's obviously sexual, report it for being Sexually Explicit.
Stop giving them attention, while you're at it.

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>>386395406
Not like you have any sort of authority. The best you can do is cry and complain about it to someone.

POST SPLATFEST THEMES

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>>386395084
>Fucking girl fetishists posting pictures of women everywhere and ruining my game

>>386395484
There's an "Ouch" in Splat 2 as well

>>386395740
And a lot of people built of the muscle memory to spam d-pad down on death.

>>386395740

read better

>Marina has lost 4 out of 5 Splatfests already
What happened bros? She was supposed to win every time! Pearl was never supposed to win!

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>>386395841
>>386395821

I'm sorry

>>386395729
>Final Splatfest
>Off the Hook featuring special guests The Squid Sisters
>Theme ends up being Off the Hook Vs. Squid Sisters
>Concert with both

Probably predictable

>>386359331
Milk first vs Milk last
Anyone who puts milk first is a pleb.

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>>386395870
Brains over brawn.
Marina doesn't have much brawn to begin with, so how can she possibly compete with THIS?

>>386395870
w-w-what? havent there only been 2 splatfests?

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I'm just happy that for the first time since the furfags started being faggots I came into the square and so not a single furry drawing.
However, keep on reporting my dudes.

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>>386395870
Well I mean, Hime is a favorite in Japan cause she is not a nigger and on this side of the world she has more personality than Marina.
I mean let's face it, other than having tits and being black Marina has zero personality.

>>386368513
But then we would have no squids or Isabelle

this thread is really pushing me towards buying a switch and the game

it just looks like fun

>>386396095
This one split the results into 3 regions, the last one only did 2. 5 results total so far.

>>386396480
It's fun but a bit repetitive. Nintendo is slow dripping new content though

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>>386396273
Squids aren't furry shit though, in the same way this isn't furry shit.