can we have a DEX vs STR thread?

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Sure, why not

Can we have a thread about failing to make contact?

>>386354393
>Larry, Curly, and Moe at the end.
I still laff.

>>386354448
My life.webm

>>386354448
There's probably a Morrowind thread up

>>386354364
Chinese prison gangs are no joke, damn.

>>386354393
I still want context for that Attack of the Clones at the end

reminder that luck>wis>int>cha>con>str>dex

>>386354364
If you have to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt9vl8iAN5Q

>>386354364
How come you guys have such a hateboner for Dex anyway?

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CHA>everything else

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>>386354815
>How come you guys have such a hateboner for Dex anyway?

we are all skinny sissies :3

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*teleports behind you*

>>386354815
because they're fat

>>386354708
What's the difference between Wisdom and Intelligence, /v/?

>>386354814
What the hell was he thinking. The guy is like 5 feet tall.

>>386355024
capacity and execution

>>386354991
GOT is such a terrible show. I'll never understand how it got so popular.

>>386355025
The nigga that punched first is even shorter.

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>>386355058
>irl normie friends won't stop bothering me day and night that I MUST watch this show

>>386354991
this is some stupid bullshit

>>386355058
It's literally the soap opera format.

>>386355058
To be honest first 4 seasons were quite good. Now it's bordering fanfiction territory.

>>386355094
>Bitch goes in with her phone at the end
God I hate females so fucking bad

>>386354913
you need to get fucked

>>386354991
agh, fuck you. is this from tonight's episode?

>>386355223
Cool story, bro.

>>386355208
That's because it is fanfiction.
They have being running on a made up story since season 5.
Everything after season 5 isn't part of a book.

>>386355058
First season was legit good, then it went downhill and with highs and lows, and right now its fanfiction tier.

>>386354814
any context to why these guys are wailing on this dude?

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you mean
FAT vs auschwitz

>>386355337
he short LMAO

>>386355132
So you don't want a normie friend but rather have some weird ass friend?

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>>386354448

>>386355337
niggers

>>386355337
he's white, they all deserve to be beaten.
but seriously the little whtie boy was screaming out nigger nigger nigger and the black men were tired of it

>>386355223

/v/ in a nutshell.

>>386355025
He is Frodo tier and the niggers still attack him in group, fucking subhumans

>>386355413
I'd take the weird fuck over someone who is predictable, sure.

>>386355413
Yes

>>386354991
Why have an actual strong woman whom you then shit all over and let some little girl beat her just so that all the weak women feel empowered

>>386355328
So the blonde tall girl beating joffrey ex-bodyguard was canon?,it was pretty bad than a woman beat a man in a sword fight, holy shit.

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>>386355058
>books vary from decent to great
>show starts catching up to books because GRRM is a fat unproductive fuck
>DnD start having fangirls write the show
>slowly the fanfiction starts to overwhelm the actual book material
>all the fanfiction is objectively garbage
>people with taste abandon the show about halfway through season 5
>mongoloid normalfags flock to what amounts to a soap but with even more pointless violence and cliffhanging

>put everything in charisma
>win every fight without even fighting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JAaVzlseEU

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>>386354991

>>386354991
A tiny rapier dagger held by a 14 year old girl with one hand can carry a double handed swing from a broadsworod? Yeah, bullshit. Also, no way that dagger can pierce armor.

>>386355287
It was leaked 2 days ago, think.

>>386354836
>[speech 100] dance to resolve conflicts

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HATE is the greatest stat there is. max it out and no one will wanna fight you

>>386355625
He needs to work on his backhands.

>>386355437
Nigga was lucky to have ducked, that swing was so powerful it bowled the spectators over

>>386355625
why is his makeup a different tone then his face

>>386355058

This. It's fucking normie tier trash. I fucking hate people.

>>386355785
burn scar

>>386354814
I didnt know we were factoring in stealth too

>>386355785
Have you seen burn scars before? Even old and healed ones are of a different color than the surrounding skin.

>>386355625
>These faggots literally forget about their fucking story

holy shit

>>386355437
>darksouls 2 hitbox

>>386354991
So Arya > Brienne > Sandor > everyone else confirmed?

>>386355620
>bike fu
lol what is that guy doing with that stick, he is trying to be crouching tiger hidden dragon with it but that only works in movies

>>386355640

This. How the fuck does this shit get popular?

>>386354814
>Marvel vs Capcom

>>386355058

Just play Genealogy of the Holy War. S1 of GoT is literally Sigurd's story.

>>386355939
Because nobody cares about that kind of shit.

>>386355769
jej

>>386355640
Remember that fight with the guy dual wielding that could parry with no problems even against 2 broadswords at full force from 2 different guys at the same time?.

>>386354991
>Feminists build a female character in the show that can fight on equal terms as any man
>Loses against a goblin

>>386354991
I can suspend my disbelief enough to accept small girl fighting a larger and obviously much stronger man by using agile movements to outmanoeuvre him.
But it all breaks down for me when they're actually implying that she's blocking and deflecting with that little stick of hers. Fuck. Who choreographed this? It's terrible.

>>386355898
Kek

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>>386355717
>man, gorilla and rhino pussied out
>only one responding the aggression was a fucking giraffe

>>386355939
Because of all the millions of people watching that show, the majority understands that it is a fantasy show and not about historically accurate sword fighting.

>>386355640
Was it choreographed by some overpopular "fight" choreographer? I mean it looks pretty staple familiar shit that I see all the time that is nothing like a real fight, the kind of stuff that makes me wonder why you're depending on just flimsy sword thrusts like it's a fucking spear and very easy to dodge swing maneuvers so you don't hurt the actors.

>>386355620
I like to think they're rivals that have been fighting for twenty years in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, north africa and literally everyone in the village knows about these two spastics but they don't care about it anymore because they fight every single day
No one even knows their names, they're just known as the Bike Captain and the Stickster

>>386354698
jrotc probably.

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>>386356090
>that look on his face

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>>386355693
That's me, when playing most RPGs.

>>386356190
They are not even fighting. They are sparring.

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>>386356239
they're not humans.

>>386355094
Why do short guys always try to fight fair with taller dudes? Fight dirty, headbutt him in the face, punch him in the balls, etc

>>386355926
>rips the shirt
I want to fuck that butch actor

>>386356084
Her dance surpasses the barbaric oafish moves.

>>386356310

Manlets are perpetually angry at the world for being short, so it stunts their ability to think straight.

>>386354814
It's fake. The black dudes don't make contact

>>386356294
Sparring is hardly what I'd even call that display. It is a mere exhibition. But I need emotional content, not anger.

>>386356304
i have those same shorts :3c

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>>386356310
>headbutt him in the face

I think you mean chest.

>>386355337
he was egging them on and talking a bunch of shit. I forgot if it was personal or not. just find the original video.

>>386356310
Are you kidding me?
Little Kicks was trying to bust out the dragon maneuver. A normal man would have been downed immediately. Clearly he underestimated his foe, Boss Black.

>>386354991

This would be fine if she wasn't parrying the blows. Arya's stupid little stick sword has always been retarded. Also she's supposed to be an assassin not a fucking swordfighter.

>>386355546
hadn't he just been stabbed in his fucking neck or something the episode before? I'm also curious how many 6+ foot women you've had sword fights with.

>>386356450
>E Honda punishes Cammy for a bad backdash

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>>386356239
I feel bad for him, but really, he should have been jumping around like a black man who just saw a magic trick.

>>386356313
Was her tit falling out part of the plan or not though.

>>386356542
>This would be fine if she wasn't parrying the blows.
This. Who the fuck thought that would be a good idea?

>>386354393
This will never not be funny.

>>386356562
I think he got bite or something, also no, she is from the same height than him, i think it was widely now that men are stronger than women.

>>386356310
Because he has never been in a fight before. He has no idea what to do.

>>386356442
Fucking degenerate
Post pics pls

>>386355525
Shitty TV writers fucked up and wrote Catelyn Stark out of the show when in the books she is revived through magic and goes on a revenge spree killing all enemies of Stark. They shifted that plot on to Arya instead to cover their asses.

>>386356542
Eddard hired a talented sword fighter from Bravos to train Arya, she was in multiple fights before that webm, she learned more sword fighting from Jaqen H'ghar and literally was blind for a long stretch of time honing all her other senses, why would she not be a good swordfighter?

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>>386356304
Mother of god, that belly. Please tell me this is a JAV or something.

>>386355939
Because when watching a TV show about dragons and magic and zombies, people don't have a crazy autistic obsession with weapons/armor hindering thier enjoyment.

>>386354991
>tiny little sword parries swings from a broadsword

So this is the legendary show that normies can't stop talking about?

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>>386355640
>>386356051
>"broadsword"

weapon experts here guys

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>>386355926

>>386356090

Honestly deserved it for going for the chip DPs

>>386354991
Didn't the Hound literally explain to this goblin that doing all the fancy fencing shit's gonna get her killed?

>>386356839

it is ;-)

do you want the code?

>>386356630
Rip my dick

>>386356903
None of the people writing this shit care about the show in the first place. This is /v/, they just want something to nitpick. It's on the same level as the people screaming "A woman could NEVER beat a man!" in a fantasy show where people are revived after being stabbed in the heart and queens ride on dragons.

>>386354991
and i thought anime was bad

>>386356873
its from valerian steel

>>386355625
That's the worst backhand I've ever seen.

>>386356983
Post it brousef

>>386357041
Good to know that you thing because there are dragons they can pull literally anything they can think off because its "fantasy"

2/10 bait

>>386356210
Kek.
No seriously, I'm pretty sure the real story behind this is extremely disappointing.

>>386356304
She looks plump.

Is she a royal subject designed to interact with the rabble?

>>386354991
>>386355625
is GoT really this bad?
Why do people like it so much?

>>386357205
>Why do people like it so much?
actual gay sex scenes on prime time

>>386357205
>Why do people like it so much?
"Mature" series for "mature" people.

>>386357261
This could very well be the start of a porn.

>>386355437
Damn, that punch sonic-boomed the kid in grey.

>>386354991
the most sensical things about the entire scene is the part where he kicks her the fuck down because she's half his weight and the part where she sends her toothpick flying in a single swing
this should have been over in the first five seconds

>>386356090

WHERE U AT, WHERE U AT, WHERE U AT?

>>386357157
Yeah, a 6 foot female knight winning a fight truly leaves the realm of what is possible in a fantasy setting.

>>386354991
Maybe i should torrent this shit. This webm is hilarious.

Does it have more pants-on-head retarded stuff like this?

>>386357261
muh willy

>>386357361
that's the start of a fuckload of porns
gay porns that is

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>>386357361
He gets owned by her in that fight with one hit, she is just toying with him

>>386357456
Radical as fuck.

>>386354991
>>386356873
The actual biggest issue with this scene is the big retard swings the tall person keeps taking. They're so telegraphed the midget could genuinely just spike her in the neck as she does it. The parries are an issue not because they're unfeasible, but because you wouldn't parry big retard swings like that in the first place. You'd just attack as they telegraph.

It's only topped in retardedness by the part where the midget holds her sword behind her back around 0:10.

>>386357489
>gay porns that is
Goddammit.

>>386357446
First 3-4 season were quite good. Now when it's not following books it went retarded.

>>386357456
Isn't that DEX vs DEX?

>>386354991
You're telling me adults watch this?

>>386357456
>the eagles fucking face

lkekao

>>386355574
>show starts catching up to books because GRRM is a fat unproductive fuck

GRRM is waiting for the show to end so it's horrible taste is out of everyone's mouth and his relatively decent books arent as associated with D&D fanfiction trash

>>386357526
I'm pretty sure those where more than 30 rounds each guys. I lost count and when did they reload.

>>386355024
Wisis knowledge of spells and shit and int is knowledge of potions and other wizard shit.

>>386357387
>he
>his

>>386355920
women>men
all you need to know

>>386357710
whatever, I know nothing about this show, you know what I meant

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>>386357456

never gets old

>>386357526
This looks fucking dumb.

BTW, if these were both women and I said it looked dumb, beta white knights like this>>386357041 would come and defend it.

>>386356150
that rhino obviously remembered he left his oven on and had to bail

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>STRfags

>>386357681
to be fair, at least the guns clearly have extended mags

>>386354991
>Kicks the shit out of her
>doesn't finish it
What the fuck

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