What the fuck is this shit?

>>386351474
You walked over a gap
It's very clearly visible

>>386351601
He wasn't even close to the gap. The souls series gets a pass for garbage and unpolished gameplay like that for some reason.

you fell into a gap because you hesitated and moved all erratic and shit where you should've been either resilient or cautious and backed up

such is life if you suck too much dick

Damn I laughed.

>>386351474
obviously you were not good enough.

turn 60fps off

>>386351474
I did this too OP. You have my support. But I'd lowered the water so I just got a ticket to spook town instead of instadeath

fuck I hate that area

>>386353140

This, fucking with the frame-rate makes collision with the environment wonky.

>>386353140
no

>>386351474
It's called fall damage

Git gud

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>>386351601
>>386352693
damage control is real

>>386353464
>fall two metres into water
>die

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>>386353573
>

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>>386351474
You're LITERALLY walking straight onto the slope on the other side, just look at the feet.

>>386353587
undead aren't very buoyant

>>386353531
not an argument

>>386353587
>Wearing full plate armour.
Water is full of spooky ghosts, darkwraiths and goo monsters.

For real though, everyone bags on DaS2 for having these issues yet seem to just ignore that this type of shit has been in every souls game. From Soft are like Bethesda, they can put out buggy garbage and their fans will still give them a free pass.

>>386351474
Literally never happened to me and i have 1100 hours in this game you fucking lying cu.ck.

>>386353140

> make game unplayable

How about no

>>386353863
>Wearing full plate armour
yeah plate armour would surely make the impact more dangerous

spoop ghost fuck fest is all around you anyway

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>>386353419
>>386353910
You chucklefucks realize that you can toggle DSfix on/off by pressing backspace, right?

>>386354313
But I'm not gonna do it.

>>386353313
That is a bullshit excuse

>>386353910
>>386353419
you can toggle between 30 and 60fps with backspace

>>386354454
I can use my shit as a pillow.

>>386353889
autistic souls cu.ck SEETHING

>>386354428
How?

>>386354508
done a few that size too t b h
how often do you split your shitter?
I did one about two hours ago that gave me red blood on each wipe

>>386351474
git
gud

>>386354761
I've got something wrong with my arse, find it hard to squeeze them out. Been that way half a year but I'm embarrassed to go to the doctor.

I wipe too hard so I often have blood on my paper.

>>386354845
pretty sure that means you have piles

Souls games have garbage gameplay outside of combat. The fact that the hitboxes are inconsistent is also embarrassing

>>386355643
Their whole gameplay surrounds exploration beyond all else -- the combat is just a support for exploration -- the hitboxes are bad mainly if you get very into PvP.

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>framerate can literally change the way the game works

its a bad game

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>>386351474
>Playing dark souls on PC
There's your problem

>>386357029
>bugs make a game bad
yeah, no

>Souls faggots being in denial to the point that they recommend playing the PC version at 30fps

Disgusting fanbase.

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>>386357365
explain

>>386357372
why are you so butthurt

>>386357372
Truly horrible to have to press backspace and play the game with 30fps for an entire second.

>>386357545
A game can be marred by bugs -- or anything else, really -- but still be good, because what remains is good enough to surpass the badness of the code, or story, or art style/graphics &c.

This is the case for Dark Souls.

>>386357372
they're the most autistic fanboys in this board for a reason. only sonic fucks are worse but sonic threads barely exist these days

>>386357672
>story
lmao
>art style
its just berserk

read a book

>>386357672
>said the faggot who probably hates bethesda games for precisely the same reason

nice try

>>386357868
No I hate Bethesda games because I don't like open world games, because there's nothing to do which I'd consider fun, because they're soulless (so is DS3 of course), &c.
>>386357862
I read more books than you nigga. And no, your shitty isekai/genreshit doesn't count.

>>386358007
>souls cuck showing his true bias

typical

>>386358142
Don't lie, I am a dispassionate being, I have no desires, I have no biases, I am a "human computer" so to speak (my friend said so).

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>>386358007
Learn your place, pleb.

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>>386358007
Warhammer 40k and halo books dont count

>i dont like open world games because they're soulless
>but i like le dark souls

how does dark souls have """"""""soul"""""""

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>>386358217
imagine being the guy that wrote this

>>386358297
Because it's clear the creators were actually doing what they wanted to do, relatively unconstrained by greed and a desire to simply repeat what they'd done before (they genuinely worked on the foundations of DeS).

>>386358432
ok but its a shit game?????

and what do you mean "unconstrained by greed" they released a cheap ass shitty port to wring cash out of "tha pc master race"

>>386358570
You would have a point, if you weren't completely wrong.

>>386358603
school me then

>>386351474
Shoulda rolled

>>386358669
In what? That the money-related release of a shit port has nothing to do with the game itself? That it's not a shit game?

>>386358432
>creators were actually doing what they wanted to do, relatively unconstrained by greed and
>creators of my game were free spirits prancing through the fields freeing their soul in enlightened glory
>as opposed to poopy gaijin game where wh*te people soullessly make games in factories under the whip of evil bosses

I think you've got it backwards.

>>386358757
If you're using Bethesda as the pinnacle of western vidya development...

>>386358432
>doing what they wanted to do
Creating a poorly performing, yet low fidelity action RPG, with a strong focus on PvE combat, and yet somehow with enemy AI dumber than Quake's?

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>>386358735
>That it's not a shit game?

but it is

>>386351474
you can clearly see that the walkway is broken and the structure is tilting to your left. so you should walk to your left to realign yourself with the doorway.

>>386358851
Yes, I suppose so.
>>386358883
That's compelling, but I think you forgot one thing: you're completely wrong.

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>>386358851
Now look, I like Souls games while hating the fanbase. Souls games are clunky and poorly designed in a way that it doesn't hamper the experience. Rather it's like playing a footrace with an anvil tied to your ankle. The fun comes from actually beating that race and challenging yourself to do it even if it's unfair and retarded.

Fags who think Souls games being broken makes them bad are short-sighted, but not as short-sighted as soulsfags who pretend their game isn't broken.

>>386359038
you still havent told me why

>>386359041
No that's retarded the fun comes from wandering around the world, and the world is so good only because of the anvils (in many cases).

The convolutedness of mechanics (such as covenants) certainly helps it, but the clunkiness doesn't.
>>386359146
You haven't said why it's shit.

>>386351474
tough but fair

>>386351474
Where is this? I don't recognize that zone.

>>386351474

There are a few places where this bullshit happens. The great hollow or whatever is fucking AWFUL for that shit. Crystal Caves have at least one spot where you just abruptly get forced off the side. I also recall a spot in blight town that was pretty bad.

Really, the game has absolute shit "platforming" mechanics, and every time they show up is terrible.

>>386359167
see
>>386357029

>>386359167
Compared to open world exploration games, Soulsborne's "wandering around the world" game is pretty weak.

>see what you did wrong
>come to /v/ and complain instead of fixing your mistakes anyway

wow whats it like to be a casual shitter?

>>386359276
see
>>386357672

>>386359280
in Dark Souls there's actually stuff to explore

>>386359041
>Fags who think Souls games being broken makes them bad are short-sighted
I don't see (heh) how. Souls games being technically broken is an objective observation. The games are prone to bugs, underperform even on faster hardware, and lack technical features that have been standard in PC games since the 90s, like graphics options. None of these can be disputed, and I can't imagine anyone arguing they are not detriments.

"Playing a footrace with an anvil but enjoying it" on the other hand is fully subjective. Some will enjoy it, some won't. It's completely up to the individual player. On all objective fronts, however, the games are badly made.

What I would add is that Souls games are at least partially aware of their own brokenness.

People pretend like it's a hardcore game but there are zero consequences for dying. The stakes are never high. No matter how much you fuck up, or the game fucks up, you're never pushed back significantly, you never lose items, only your souls if you're careless and souls are expendable as shit.

>force game into unsupported resolution
>"wtf is this garbage?"
Just like those people who take a mod creator mod on skyrim, port them to xbox one, then tell people to complain to the mod creator when the game doesnt work

>>386359558
>>force game into unsupported resolution
It's not unsupported, there's a lore explanation for that.

>>386354428

>That is a bullshit excuse

The game originally was not programmed to run above 30fps you dong guzzler.

But that's ok. Continue getting mad at things you don't understand. It's simply a sign of your own retardation.

>>386359372
other that bosses there's nothing else to explore

>>386359724
Bosses are the weakest part of the game.

>Souls garbage have artificial difficulty

Only retarded fanboys believe otherwise

>>386359763
>weakest part
>have most HP
>do most damage
>weak
Git gud and KYS yourself, my man

>>386359387
>lack technical features that have been standard in PC games since the 90s

Hell, DS1's engine even lacked the feature to spawn NPCs on the fly which resulted in the mess that was the way to access the DLC.

>>386359885
Do you not know what weak means.

>>386351474
That happened to me, and in Blighttown when trying to walk over one of the tree branches or whatever. They needed to fix it up more but it probably wasn't a big deal for them.

>>386351745
It's the "git gud" mentality that does that. A lot of people want to feel a sense of pride for beating Dark Souls, so if you say something is broken/unfair/cheap they turn it around so they think they're even better now since they didn't complain.

>>386355643
I agree with this. For a series that lives and dies by its combat it feels broken when you get wrecked by a garbage hitbox. One wonders if From devs actually give a shit about polishing their games before release

>>386359957
I know you are weak.

>this happened to me and i deranked

last straw, fuck this game

>>386359669
>lore explanation
>for dsfix
?

>>386360026
No, I am strong, for I embrace the struggle.

>>386360008
>For a series that lives and dies by its combat
>this is what nu-/v/ really believes

>>386360092
The strong do not struggle. The weak do.

>>386351474
>that one branch in the Great Hollow where the way of getting on top of the platform is to walk to the side on air instead of simply onto the platform

>>386360154
The strong must struggle. If they do not struggle, they cannot be strong. The mighty dead rot.

>>386355841
>the hitboxes are bad mainly if you get very into PvP.
It wasn't such an issue in DS1 but in DS2 there were many more enemies that had grab/stab attacks that would pull you in after they had missed. The ogre and pursuer were very bad with this. Kind of makes me think they did it on purpose, because it wasn't nearly as prevalent in DS1.

>>386360204
Source on that?

>>386359495
you're forgetting about humanity. that's the real consequence of dying, especially if you use a chaos weapon. although losing souls can also be a huge setback. it depends on where you are in the game and what you were planning to do with them.

>>386360236
None of which is a problem when you git gud.

>>386360236

The most baffling part about the hitboxes (especially grabs) is that the trick to evade them is to roll TOWARDS the enemy - the last thing you'd normally do.

>>386360120
>muh lore

>>386360313
http://nietzsche.holtof.com/Nietzsche_the_gay_science/the_gay_science.htm

>>386360120
That's what Souls cucks have been spouting for years you disgusting numale. That's why they shit on games like Skyrim and the Witcher when those games don't even have combat as their primary focus.

>>386360539
>That's what Souls cucks have been spouting for years
Yeah and why are you listening to those plebs? They like DS3.

Skyrim and Witcher are shit because they're soulless -- they have no direction other than "do what worked before, but more accessibly, and with a wider demographic". So, of course, do half the games in the Souls series.

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>>386351474
DS1 IS PERFECT DELET THIS

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>>386360120
>backpedaling this hard

>>386360850
what

>>386351474
Haha gitgud! That my friend is true video game difficulty, you probably didn't recognize it after playing call of duty and skyrim!!

>>386361170
How can it be real difficulty if Dark Souls has no difficulty settings to begin with? Check and mate, Soulsfriends!

>>386353910
>>386353419
Just set it to 59, it will remove the glitch while still being playable.

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Dark souls is fun

As a person, who has never played a Souls game: It's an approximation (like every video game until we don't interact with them with buttons anymore). It's him stepping one leg into a hole, then dropping his weapon, grasping onto the ledge for dear life and then having the full plate armor dragging him to the abyss anyway. It's just not animated, because that's a waste of resources. It's a just outcome and the player's fault.

>>386360120
As opposed to what? The world building? Maybe Gone Home is more your cup of tea.

>>386362395
Souls games are plagued with annoying game design decisions. They are the opposite of fun.

>>386353573
>Damage control
I'm not saying it is great to have died that way, but the person playing the game clearly stopped their movement right over the small crack and walled on the closest side to the edge.
I've never died like that in Dark Souls, I guess that is in new Londo ruins before you drain the water.

>>386358883
The burden of proof is on you brother.

people like to pretend only 2 has problems but the problems are present in every game.

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>>386360496
>Nietzsche

Delete this please, Dark Souls is perfect and Miyazaki is god.

>>386362596
>hey you like worldbuilding?
>play Gone Home

>>386364808
Miyazaki games always peak midway through. The last act in his games are always shit.

>>386351474
>dark souls 1 was 15 years ago

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>>386351474
>i-it's not clearly disconnected, i-it's bad design and not my fault

>>386362845
>Souls games are plagued with annoying game design decisions.

only if you have autism

>>386366508
said the autistic soulsfag.

>>386366659
said the autistic anti-soulsfag

>>386366508
They literally are. Git gud mentality has gone full reddit at this point.

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ANAL ANNIHILATION ITT

>>386351745
Shut up Phil

>>386351474
Somebody playing with modded fps and who chose to walk over the chipped off part of the bridge and stop for a moment over it.
>but he was nowhere near it, he just didn't line up with the doorway and the following segment and stopped on the gap just because!
>someone intentionally trying to fall on a broken bridge with a modded game is the developers fault!
If this was a webm of the great hollow, I would agree with you, but having someone intentionally being retarded and you being retarded enough to fall for this modded retardation is frankly just shitposting.

>>386366508
>DaS1
>Trash-tier asset placement that gets in the way.
>Backstab fishing is easier than learning the game's combat.
>It's barely half-finished.
>"Shockwaves"

>DaS2
>Tracking everywhere on everything.
>Nonsensical level design.
>Broken hitboxes
>Shitty jump
>Deadzone

>DaS3
>Tracking everywhere on everything
>Enemies flail around like idiot ballerinas, making more than half the encounters exactly the same.
>Areas are piled high with trash pulls that you end up just running from, because the combat is such a massive waste of time.
>Poise

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>Crystal Caves
>playing offline
>mfw

I don't know what kind of retarded excuse you have to make to put that horse shit in a positive light. I mean stalker was kind of hard because of barely visible bullshit, but having literally INVISIBLE bullshit? That's just devs having a diarrhea down your throat and you enjoying it.

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>>386368237
Forgot the picture, even if he didn't fall in the crack he still would have fallen off because had he walked forward he would have just walked off the side anyways.

>>386367693
zyzz was a cheating faggot
just a friendly reminder

>>386351474
Uhh just git gud okay sweetie that was literally put there by godking Miyazaki to punish shiiters like you ok

>>386351474

>PCfags

fucking hate u casuals.

>>386359971
>>386351474
This is a bug of forcing 60FPS

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>>386357190
>not playing with 60 FPS and superior m&kb controls

Full retard.

>>386368746
Wow good job you can beat up low level enemies at the start of the game! How impressive.

>>386368746

impressive.

Friendly reminder that the Black Knight Halberd is the best weapon in every game it's in

>>386368746
>m&kb on a bad port
>superior

wew

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>>386368879
>autism

>>386369042

Why do you have that saved? Do you think it's something worth recording?

I've never ever had any problems with archers, not even on my first playthrough.

>>386368746
I've done that exact run dozens of times on PC with a 360 controller. Big fucking whoop.

>>386368506
yeah no shit, doesn't change the fact that he is forever mired while you are a nobody

>>386351474
>le PC 60fps dark souls

>OMG LE WHY DID THE GAME GLITCH ON ME IT'S NOT LE FAIR!

>le post on /v/

>>386369267
Sure you did, with no lock-on of course.
You also got the kick right every time.

>>386369042
Holy shit you ran in a straight line. How are you so good?

>>386369203
>>386369646
You really gotta be insecure to get so ass ravaged like this over a video of fucking nothing.

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>>386368746
>superior m&kb controls

>>386369758
You're the one implying that the clips are somehow impressive. I'm just saying they're not even worth recording.

>>386369771
At least you know you are a big baka.
Fast paced action games are not suited for controllers.

>>386369908
The ass pain is real.

>>386369908
>over a video of fucking nothing
I didn't imply any such thing, you blind idiot.

>>386351474
Gitting gud in this game is literally discovering and working around the shit.

>>386369942
>Fast paced action games
>ds1
>Fast paced action games are not suited for controllers
do you also play bayonetta with m&kb?

>>386368746
You did literally nothing noteworthy in that clip though.

I kek'd

>>386370270
Yes, just like DMC games, MGS Revengence and Vanquish.
M&KB controls wipe the floor compared to slow and cluncky controler.

>>386351474
....you weren't gud enough, casul

>>386370409
Enough people got REALLY upset about it, seems to have hit the right spot.

>>386351745
>He wasn't even close to the gap.
Just like Trump wasn't even close to winning, right?

>>386370184

WHY DID YOU RECORD IT THEN YOU DUMB FUCKING FAGGOT?

GO KILL YOURSELF NOW AND NEVER POST THAT SHIT ON /v/... EVER!

>>386370750
You will never be able to be this good, stay eternally mad.

>>386370479
Whatever works for you. I still think you're weird.

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Wow these threads are bad

it's almost as if people are taking out their invasion frustrations on an anonymous imageboard

>>386370605
You seem very invested in this anon.

>souls cucks still SEETHING hours later

kek

>>386371080
I am prolonging my life by drinking bitter virgin tears.

>>386370750
I didn't record jack. I just thought it was funny as fuck that someone could ruin their own day watching some other faggot play a game.

>>386371179
If you were virgin you wouldn't need to stoop to this shit. Just stop. It's too late for you.

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>>386370479

>>386354845

That's hemorrhoids, son. Go see a proctologist ya numbnuts

>>386354967
>>386373106
>piles
>hemorrhoids
Well which is it, O Dr. Anonymous?

not defending it but
>theres a small gap between this side and the other
>lets walk slowly! that will work
this shit is you being a fucking retard

>>386351474
It's a literal gap, you're supposed to roll over it. Or at least not hesitate weirdly like a nancy boy.

>>386373172

I don't know I'm not a proctologist looking into your anus

Go see a fucking doctor, it could be ass cancer

>>386373667
Eh, I'm 19, it couldn't be something serious. And I'm kinda used to it now.

>>386373845
>I'm 19, it couldn't be something serious.
those are some damn good last words