Describe a game you love and make it sound as bad as possible.

it's mostly QTE's and cutscenes, what little gameplay it does have is shallow as shit, and the ending is DLC you have to pay for

>>386349569
Oh that's definetely Asura's Wrath.

Fanservice fighting game but with an ugly western animu artstyle

>>386349954
Skullgirls?

you buy shit jap cars and sell them and equip to gain 1sec per lap and try to buy more expensive race cars

You play as a grotesquely proportioned girl and the game keeps making you fight old bosses towards the end.

U M A

>>386350565
Bayo?

>>386350771
yep.

You kill dinosaurs 50 times in a row just to get their ballsack or something

>>386350874
Monster Hunter.

>>386350919
bingo

You kill tons of the same monsters and the level design is shit

you play as a super genius self-insert and everyone around you gets on their knees to suck your dick
gameplay involves praying to RNGesus then crying when RNGesus inevitably fails you, and inevitably just cheating when complete bullshit happens to you
theres a shitload of overpriced DLC

It's got really great box puzzles and if you skip the prologue at the title screen then the plot becomes a pain to follow.

>>386351053
whoa you just describe 95% of all videogames.

>>386351120
Catherine.

>>386349482
An Early Access unfinished multiplayer game where you craft to survive. They're releasing the game on late October, but they will be releasing an expansion this August.
The game is about sword and sorcery, but so far combat hasn't been properly implemented and sorcery isn't there yet. Oh, and your base can be raided and destroyed while you're offline.

>>386351278
Vagrant Story

You control a group of fags -one which rides a giant chicken- who go around collecting shiny rocks that grant you jobs because the economy is so fucked they can't gain meaningful employment through other means. The final boss is a tree.

You play as a spineless wimp literally riding the dick of a giant robot killing machine, but you must often hold back from going too crazy or many people will die and the game ends early.
There are maybe four different types of enemies and the mech's computer NEVER STOPS TALKING.

>>386349482
half finished japanese over-the-top trash while at the same time appealing to westaboo tryhards

>>386351447
Not certain, but Citadel: Trial by Fire?

>>386351798
Nope.

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>>386351681
Final Fantasy 5.

>>386351447
Conan: Exiles?

coupla animals pick things up for a few hours. they compete in a game show then they watch some blue creature kill the big bad for them

>>386351901
Faris is best pirate.

>>386351908
Bingo. Saying Ark clone would have been too obvious.

>>386352096
...Sonic?

Uma?

>>386351901
Big tit Faris art is the worst.

>>386352189
I don't know anything about survival games really, but the sword'n'sorcery bit tipped me off.

The Dark Souls of Onimusha.

garbage LOL SO RANDUMB XD humor, graphics that would've looked primitive on the PS1, and a completely nonsensical control scheme (why couldn't we just use FPS controls to roll?"

hurf durf feggitz git off mai vidyer

>>386349482
Some /pol/ nut threw together as many conspiracy theories as he could, it's like fucking Alex Jones was the lead designer. Fucking INFOWARS: The Interactive Experience. Plus it's janky as all fuck. Insanely rough around the edges. And you can barely even shoot straight. Cutting edge supersoldier my ass.

A child dies thousands of times because of a chain of events stemming from heretical and sinful parents. He always comes back and ends up fighting through hell and insanity and brutal repetition to find out they were dead the whole time.

Typical city-builder where you make giant loops for your retarded walkers who insist on going the wrong damn way over and over. Feng shui just distorts your city in silly ways. Cliched Asian aesthetics (muh decorative trees).

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An open-world survival game set in a dull brown city consisting of mostly copy-pasted houses divided arbitrarily by un-jumpable fences into an arbitrary maze, where you literally spend 80% of the gameplay WALKING FROM PLACE TO PLACE.
That is right. Open world surival game. With map designed like a completely arbitrary maze. Where gameplay consist mostly of going back and forth between people as they send you on endless "go to this guy, talk to him, come back, rinse, repeat" quests.
And the walking speed is ATTROCIOUS. With no sprint option.
Three of the four actually unique locations in the game are character-locked, meaning that you have to replay the game as different characters multiple time to even get to see the few unique places it has to offer.
The combat is an absolute ass, with even base enemies having instakill ranged attacks, A.I. is braindead, guns have no weight to them, melee consists of literal stepping back and forth while mashing mouse L hoping that your hitzone connects faster than enemy one.
Enemies respawn endlessly.
Game also features mechanics that allow you to screw yourself in late-game by making decisions in the early game and gives virtually no indication of any of that.

And to top it all up:
The game is on an ever-present timer. Every step of the game, you are timed.

Spoiler to only for those who want it extra easy:
The game was once described as "Oblivion with a cancer".

>>386353297
If I had to guess, Pandemic?

>>386353423
By which I meantPathalogic. It's 3 AM cut me some slack.

>>386353423
I think you are close, but got the title mixed up. It sounds similar to "Pandemic",
but it's not quite the title.

>>386349482
all you do is walk around enemies and find locked doors. the gameplay is really bad.

>>386353509
yep, that is the one.

>>386353584
Thief?

>>386349482
all you do is shoot the fucking floor and you don't even get to pick which map you're playing on

>>386353660
Splatoon.

You send a bunch of twats to enter a dungeon, they come out screaming, and you have to either spoonfeed them religion or fire them.
Also the ending is anticlimactic as fuck

Medieval RTS with RNG maps and the most horrible pathfinding ever.

>>386353696
yep, easy

>you drive in circles trying to win but it's pointless because the outcome of the race is random

>>386349482
The graphics look like a cheap SNES game, and the protagonist is a furfag obsessed with hurting people.

>>386353772
Medieval: Total War

You just fucking grind to get parts to make you stronger just so you can grind more

Reskins everywhere
Swords to fucking slow

>>386353734
DD?

>>386353831
Mario Kart.

You go through different dimensions killing the same enemies over and over, all that on bland, brownish levels, just to collect meaningless runes so you can access the boss, which doesn't even attack you.

>>386352096
Sly 2?

>>386353930

>>386350919

>>386349482
You're a Jew in space, also there's a war going on

The whole game keeps you on a timer, you've got to replay a lot of shit again and again, and you've got to buy a certain peripheral just to run the damn thing.

There's only 11 enemies counting DLC and you can beat it in 3 hours.

>>386354053
Eve online.

>>386354160
Not multiplayer

>>386354053
This could be literally any space-sim ever. Elite, X, Freelancer, Terminus, that Russian space sim game...

>>386352781
Borderlands?

>>386351113
P5?

>>386354025
Wasnt expecting some one else to use monhun

Its a gamble if youll get good teammates or subhuman foreigners. Atleast your character looks nice in that 100 dollar set of armor

>>386352940
Deus Ex
The conspiracy bit was a little too obvious

>>386353992
Dark Souls 2

>>386354741
What made you think that?

>>386354053
Independence War 2.

>>386354714
True, but you can't mention Deus Ex without mentioning conspiracies. It's like taking the burgers out of America.

The plot is stupid, the gameplay is repetitive, and there's an Alaskas worth of snow- but at least it's pretty snow.

Some fag with heavily armored legs gets shipwrecked on some dump of a planet and journeys with other faggots for no reason in particular

The girl that oddly looks like a rule 63 you is the only one that wants to ride your bones and make babies if you flirt with her enough

You're a gun. Two kinds of enemies, that's it. Reloading takes at least 5 different button presses.

>>386354943
MGS?

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You get to dunk on Magic Johnson while playing as Bill Clinton.

>>386355078
You're supposed to make it sound bad.

>>386353935
yep

>>386355030
Reciever

>>386349482
Yet another zombie survival game but this time it's letters vomited on your screen.

>>386355242
Typing of the dead

>>386355135
that is bad. magic would never let that happen, the game is dumb as it is fun

You press a button and retarded looking aliens pop out of your character and fight for you.

Shoddily coded ARPG made by a few sheepfuckers in a basement. The entire game is grind upon grind upon grind, and every update just adds more worthless shit to grind for.
They also keep releasing $100 cosmetics and jew boxes with abysmal drop rates.

>>386354773
Final boss doesn't even attack you. Killing the same shit over and over again.

My second guess would be Bravely Default.

>>386355293
No, because that would require some original gameplay design. Mine is yet another roguelike with crafting.

A dog and a rabbit comment on everyday objects.

>>386355481
>Final boss doesn't even attack you.
Which final boss are we thinking of? Also enemies change on each area, with a few repeats here and there like the exploding zombies.

>>386355447
you can't just ahead and post the current dev process for 90% of third world games and expect a guess

Paladins? I don't know

Mans gives no fucks and shits on mooks becuse some bitch asked him to

Then it turns out the nigga who shanked your dad is behind the scenes and you get in your arwing and shoot him to death. In a fucking actuon game

>>386355562
Look at that. Isn't it ridiculous? Maybe it will leave if we all laugh at it.

You can play as a gay berserker hitting enemy structures for an hour

>>386355623
Jesus, how the fuck the sheepfucking did not immediately tip you off?

Fucking Path of Exile. Seriously, how many fucking New Zeland Action RPG's do YOU know?

>>386355562
Sam and Max

>>386355720
Dota2

Gay berserker? Thinking troll warlord sven or axe

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>>386353584
Resident Evil
>>386355398
Persona
>>386355645
No More Heroes. Good taste, I had been planning on using that one.

skeleton fights zombies and picks up cups which give him one-time items

>>386355730
Because if one isn't immediately familiar with the devs they might not catch the reference? Also, "sheepfucker" can easily work as a catch-all insult.

>>386349482
Fallout 3 mod.

>>386355730
>how many fucking New Zeland
It also applies to welsh people.

Generic monster hunter is told by a mysterious woman that he needs to go on an endless series of tedious fetch quests to gear up and fight some self-proclaimed gods.

>>386355730
Sheepfucking is attributed off the top of my head to the greeks, afghans and probably a dozen other nations that live in hilly terrain

l2geography my man

improve yourself

>>386355990
>no more heroes

Youre joking right? Last boss is a rail shooter?

Because it wasnt nmh. Same genre tho

>>386349482
You play as an autistic cyclops who fights photo-realistic GI Joe villains basically for nothing. The controls are cumbersome and antiquated and the quality of the game design is wildly inconsistent throughout. The main villain's motivations are so unclear that the rest of the series is spent explaining it.

>>386356046
New Vegas.

The worlds in danger of being destroyed by a ghost that possessd a stupid toy so now you have to destroy it with your own toy

Action rpg with no facial animation, slow as fuck attacks, enemies are always in the same position, etc.

Every game in the series follows pretty much the same structure, a lot of enemies and places of the last game look pretty much like enemies and places from the first game, sometimes they don't even look alike, they're actually the same.

The series has barely any story, it has lore but it's so hidden and worthless than when you play you don't catch it or even know what you're actually doing beyond killing enemies and progressing to the next area.

A business man goes on vacation to deal with a bunch of caveman while his co-workers have to deal with a caveman whose trying to send his daughter to hell

>>386355730
welsh are the sheepfuckers too you silly

>>386355990
>No More Heroes.
Tell me about this entry in the series where you control arwings and actually shoot people instead f chopping them into bits.

>>386356375
Mh three times in one thread

Wew

A dungeon crawler in beta that's updated maybe once a year if the developer feels like it. Gameplay involves falling over tables and getting hit over the head by a drunkard with a crutch each time you try to get up.

>>386356295
Bingo

>>386355059
No. Prettier snow.

>>386356449
no monster hunter isn't about "progressing to the next area" try again

>>386356197
You forgot to mention that a bunch of gameplay is spent going through menus, there's a lot of cutscenes, an escort mission, unskippable credits, and the pressure sensitive buttons sould make you kill a guy when you just wanna talk to him.

>>386356456
>>386354943
skyrim

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>>386356143
>>386356445
I may have slightly misinterpreted the last bit of what Anon said. I thought arwing meant the motorbike which is designed to look like an X-wing. And I didn't really read the shoot bit. Sorry.

>>386356375
Dark Souls.

>>386356572
I figured the cutscenes thing would have been too obvious but I guess it was obvious anyway.

>>386356037
>Also, "sheepfucker" can easily work as a catch-all insult.
Uh, no. Especially not when it's clearly a part of set that is supposed to help you identify the game. When you hear a short puzzle, do you also go assuming that half of the clues presented are just generic catch-all words? No.

Do you really hear "sheepfucker" and think "wow, I wonder if he means the Japanese, or perhaps the proud people of Laplands?"

Man, just use a bit of critical thinking. He clearly talks about grindy, Diablo-style RPGs. How many of them do you know, how many of them are being currently still supported, and which one comes from a country that has been EXTENSIVELY associated with sheep and nothing else but sheep.

>>386356140
No, not really. None of those countries are actually associated with Sheep any more than any other hilly country in the world. Also, Afghanistan is specifically renown as the country of GOATfuckers, not Sheepfuckers. Get your basic biology straight.

Meanwhile, New Zeland is basically known ONLY for their immense lust for sheep and nothing else.

>>386356421
>>386356052
Though, I will admit that in the context of UK specifically, the case of Welsh being the residential ovis-amores is strong.

Earthbound for furfags.

>>386356660
Yep.

>>386356794
Undertale

>>386356676
It's not that obvious, I just can't not notice the greatest game of all time no matter how badly it's described.

Star Wars Escort Missions - The Game(s)

>>386356647
Ill give you a hint

There isnt an arwing, the first phase if the last boss is a rail shooter and thats what i was trying to convey without saying that he grew wings and shoots the fucker up

Space sim where you easily destroy every enemy ship with little effort and run away from giant spiders, up until the final boss, who pulls so much shit out of its ass that your nose won't work for a week.

Then try it in hard mode and never make it to the final boss at all

>>386354078
Majora's Mask

>>386356927
Yep.

>>386349482
shitty cabal ripoff that stole its visuals from a bad 90s movie

>>386349482
Okami

>>386356572
I swear this sounds really familiar. Its metal gear in some form right?

You're stuck in a shitty bleak ruined city picking up fucking uranium fallout from space to sell to who the fuck knows while trying to kill other people who are doing the exact same as you and if you can't scavenge enough space-uranium you lose the game.

It's 5 hours long and has edgy Linkin Park-tier music.

>>386357075
Yeah, Snake Eater

Essentially turn based combat but since it's quasi-real time the animations often don't work right, there are pathfinding issues and sometimes party members will just skip their turn or stand there not taking their assigned action until you go back and give them another one. You also play as a member of an iconic group but don't get the iconic weapon that usually goes with it until halfway through the game.

Oh and the development was rushed as fuck so without mods it's a bit of an incomplete broken mess

>>386357113
Stalker.

Sime shitty crossover game with one of funnest railshooter mini games.

Blow up a fucking deathstar with your blocky ass ship and then destroy an edgy ass tie fighter right after

>>386349482
You go into an european castle with weeb signs to fight pinocio's untill you beat a giant greek statue in space.

Also that monkey would look good in my soup...

>>386356678
Wales are sheepfuckers too tbf.

>>386357209
Nope.

>>386357120
THERE
WILL
BE
BLOODSHED

It's Skyrim.

The entire game is you fighting with bullshit rng mechanics at all times while cleaning up your families mess. Also, an old man shouts at you and constantly makes you listen to stories on how much of a constant fuck up he is.

You spend most of your actual 'play' time just setting up to do missions which can be undone in a single fight with one or two bad dice rolls.

>>386357337
yep.

>>386357389
DD was already posted

You're some shit child who likes to skate and send his brother on dangerous missions in the internet but it's okay because the power of friendship and fusions help you out constantly.

>>386351113
Sleeping Dogs

>>386349482
it's a tech demo

>>386357226
I think you mean uma delicia

>>386357226
>>386356892
These are the same game

>>386356624
Nope. Much prettier snow, much dumber plot.

We try our fucking hardest to be like our sister series with an intense fixation on gore and what could have been good boss fights bogged down by our confused camera.

Go to get revenge but then war were declared

Everybody on /v/ hates it. Bland atmosphere. Some shitty level design. DLC improved it. Best for PvP. Sequel to a much greater game, but I still enjoyed it.

You're a shitty borderline mute detective who's trying to solve some crazy supernatural shit going on in your town that happens after you get killed via the use of all sorts of weird, wonderful and edgy monsters.

The meta game revolves around glitches.

>>386357790
Dark Souls 2.

>>386357790
Was gonna say DaS2 but the pvp in 2 was horse shit as well

The childhood friend with big tits wants your dick but your too busy living a lie for your dead friend. He maybe or maybe not scores with her later but probably did

Just list the features and put "muh" in front of each one.

>>386357829
Murdered Soul Suspect.

>>386356678
>>Do you really hear "sheepfucker" and think "wow, I wonder if he means the Japanese, or perhaps the proud people of Laplands?"

I simply think the person is trying to insult in any way possible.

>>386357946
Too easy.

>>386357981
Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man.

>>386357981
not as bad as the first game's pvp.

>>386349482

Take a well designed anime war simulator with interesting characters, fun gameplay, and an engaging story.

Now, remove the characters, butcher the gameplay, and dumb down the story.

Fuck you, Sega. I'll never forgive you.

>>386358040
>muh FPS; hobby-grade coop campaign; genre-blended, multi-mode competitive e-sports; meta-growth, choice + epic Battleborn Heroes!

>>386357882
super smash bros melee

>>386357638
I think you are correct

>>386351901
Damn, Faris looks like THAT?

>>386352096
Good ol banjo kazooie

>>386349482
literal evangelion clone without the penguin or bio-mecha

You have to save a broken world with a stick that shoots fireballs and gather some ghosts. Oh whoopsie the asshole behind the scenes used you to get the ghosts to become a god or some shit. You kill him and then proceed to have sex with the native girl except not really because your a spaghtti fucker

You're a retarded looking space marine killing demons in another dimension, some of which have 6 tits.

>>386358596
Xenogears

Humans nterview an alien who likes food

Aliens then interview humans but he's talking about his sex life

One more interview for the human and says he wants to fuck an alien

>>386358693
nope

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It's broken as fuck, balance is terrible, it's all fucking cheese and unfair shit.
You can try as hard as you can just so the game can take a fat shit on your face with stupid RNG.
And then it's dlc ridden and half the shit you bought later got unusable, but why would they give a fuck, you bought it already

I'm waiting for coh 3

>>386358615
Folklore?

>>386358183
Atleast the tits where nice

Dead genre, cliche storm "story", always the same tropes used for the progression of the plot.

It's so bad, it's more famous for mods made by the community than for the game itself.

>>386358789
Nope

>>386358264
the portrait for the GBA version is so perfect, she is 100% man faced dyke

I consider that the only accurate rendition of her, there's no way she could run a pirate ship otherwise

Multiplayer game where everyone kills you in a few hits so you spend the entirety of the game being really cautious or hiding in a corner and you still get instakilled by someone who saw a pixel of your leg through a 1cm hole he made in the wall

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>>386358769
>Varying degrees of cyka blyat.jpg

>>386358923
But she was described as unusually beautiful by her own crew. So she couldn't have been manfaced. At most she tried to dyke herself up and tape her tits down.

>>386358975
Pubg?

>>386359116
they thought she was a man

and when you're stuck on a ship for months, a man-faced dyke would look pretty appealing, so their opinion is discarded

galuf and butz didn't notice anything weird until they accidentally saw her chest, so that's a second confirmation

>>386359257
nope

Very poorly coded 2D roguelite made in gaymaker. The game is piss easy unless you use special options that make it so enemies one shot you and turn into giant cluster bombs when they die.
Despite this, you're more likely to lose a run to the game crashing during level transition than actually dying.

>>386358923
The portraits done by Amano are notorious for barely even looking like the character they're supposed to be, Faris is the most obvious example. Amano makes her out to be a blonde, ponytail-using, corpse-looking woman whereas in-game she has long purple hair and wears something that looks like the outfit of the Dragon Quest 3 protagonist.

>>386359335
>>galuf and butz didn't notice anything weird until they accidentally saw her chest,

Nope, they walk in on her once while she's sleeping before finding out and comment on how feminine she looked. Then later came the inadvertent undressing scene.

>>386359535
I dont know what assumptions you're making, they saw her move in bed before noticing anything weird, arguments could be made there, but it was clear they saw additional information at that moment

she's ugly compared to ideal rpg beauty, to believe otherwise is silly, there's no way some anime sameface titmonster in a sailor uniform is an accurate or realistic portrayal

>>386359769
She's a princess remember? Of royal, pretty-faced NotEurope people blood?

The MC of the previous games plays second fiddle to a new MC who can be easily perceived as an over-the-top chunni shonen wisecracker. Actually, they both can but one is like 40 years old. Gameplay is pretty much only as fun as how you make it, and you can go through the whole game spamming the same moves. Also, fixed camera angles.

>>386359910
there are no ugly princesses?

If you are good at the game you'll miss 75% of the content.

>>386359769
>assumptions

I'm going by what the game showed, nigga. After they were shipwrecked, Faris slept separately from the guys. Galuf walked into the room to check on her, and called Bartz over to comment on how "pretty" and feminine Faris looked. Galud later comments he's glad Faris turned out to be female afterall.

>>386360072
mario 1/2/3/4

>>386360152
no

>>386359987
Not in this series. Her parents and sister are pretty so it makes sense that she's pretty too, hence why she's called beautiful. Also, never heard of the term tomboy?

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>>386360121
sounds like an inaccurate translation, but now at least I understand why you think this

she's ugly, it makes her character more interesting and far more plausible

>>386360281
It's less plausible for a princess to be ugly.

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an rpg where you can get fucking homesick and you have to call your mother to save the world.

>>386360281
Don't tell me you're using an Amano portrait face to say whether a character is canonically ugly or not, especially since not only does the in-game character sprite ignore it but all of her future appearances too, which stick with the purple haired, dragon quest-looking outfit design.

>>386358615
starfox adventures?

>>386360606
Undertale with less fur.

>>386360916
why do people compare these games beside
>muh game theory

>>386351113
Xenoverse?

You shoot the same enemies with the same guns again and again and again and again and again and again, until it is done.

>>386361070
gee I wonder. dumbass

>>386361070
Undertale was clearly inspired by and uses elements similar to Earthbound, even if the aesthetics don't match.

>>386361210
>>386361070
Hell the creator even made Earthbound romhacks prior to Undertale, one of which has Megalovania as a song.

>>386356892
Devil May Cry

>>386359912
DMC4.

>>386349482
You play as a autistic with no social skills exploring mostly the same boring environment or looking at your menu, changing colours to make a 90+%

A harder one but is my favourite game ever:

70% of the game is checking if doors are locked, dealing with one of the worse camera I have ever played, dealing with combat as fun as watching paint dry or looking at a map because its hard to find where you have to go.

edgy gay cyborg ninja gets lectured on philosophy with terrorists and gets memed

>>386362315

>>386357337

>>386362356
9

>>386362429
9?

A bunch of crazy autists try to make an Ace Attorney game with the goal being to kill somebody so you can get somebody else to be killed

>>386349482
it's over a hundred hours long and by the end of it you realize you still haven't done anything with your life

Every level has some kind of backtracking except one of the earlier ones which is only cool the first time you play it anyway. The second to last level makes you backtrack along the entire game and then the final boss has you win by the power of friendship. Also if you pick the wrong dialogue choice at the final boss you get a game over.

>>386362738
I think he means nein as in you're wrong

just a guess though

>>386363171
If so maybe he doesn't realize it's the lyrics to a MGR song which is definetely the game he's talking about.

>>386349482
You make sure that fussy little game tokens are not angry or hungry as they float around doing facsimile of menial tasks.

>>386362772

Dangan Rompa

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>>386358975
Rainbow six siege ?

>>386351113
Crusader Kings 2

You dress up like a power ranger and then start pretending like you're in Gears of War.

>>386357656
I'm going to completely guess MGR:R

A British man and an American Japanese dude tell Harlem how Fucking stupid they are

You don't get to shoot the fish.

you play as a white squishy squirel thing that gets killed too easily by bullshit RNG lizards that can wait at entrances to the next room killing you instantly which is so unfair

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Russian bias

you climb a tower with an elementary school student and get killed by a table

>>386366516
Rain World

It started a shitty meme about games being hard, because apparently there were no hard games before this one. It blatantly steals from a popular manga. The game's second half is an unfinished mess, with a final boss that's easy as shit.

>>386367112

ds3 i cri evertiem

>>386367253
>3
Nah

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VATS like system in an action game and roughly half the cast is gay.

Your ragtag band of monkeys, trannies and emos takes down an evil monkey tranny emo. Also battles take forever

>>386349482
The game REQUIRES you to take your pasty ass outside irl if you want to beat any boss

>>386357178
Kotor II, and there's a lot more you could have said about it which makes it look like it's horrible (although it's actually fantastic)

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>>386360072
Styx 2.

>>386351113
Fire Emblem Awakening or Fates

It's a waifu bait visual novel with downgraded pokemon level gameplay

>>386359465
Risk of Rain friendo

Oh shit, a horrid little monkey. You better not bite me, you filthy cunt.

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You're an unseen supernatural... thing and you have to vacate locations for absolutely no reason by throwing a bunch of faggot ghosts in places in said location.

Half the time your faggot ghosts do nothing at all and there will be one last guy to scare out just walking around ignoring them like a blind downie and also the PC version is actual abhorrent shit that barely runs at a decent fps and can't go above ps2 tier resolution.

>>386349482
That looks like a delight

Some weird murders happen and you round up two faggots, a dyke, an occasionally crossdressing guy in a fursuit, and a basic bitch to solve it. Instead though, you end up fighting about what's on TV and hanging out at walmart.