Splatoon 2: Sour Ketchup Discuss the worst splatfest to date.

Marina numales btfo

>>386346131
Keep salty ketcuck

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>>386346131
>tfw delicious ketchup tears

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the threads are worse now because of this bullshit

NOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HER TURN

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20 Minutes till euro results come out and ketcucks get btfo 3 times in a row.

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>>386346131
Honestly, we just need something that people will clearly be more divided on. The really early morning/really late night matches were bretty gud, but the matches against 8 year old Billy and Dad in the afternoon were far too easy. Nobody with a halfway functioning brain thought that literally braindead ketchup fags had a chance.

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>Pearl wins JP
>Pearl wins NA

I love Ketchup, but never bet on the brown girl.

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>>386346131
Pearl won Japan and the US
only europe remains

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>take 50 screenshots of Pearl and Marina
>only realize later I could hide the reticle when zooming in

Now I feel like a moron.

Anyone else overjoyed that stupid Marina neogaffer redditcucks were BTFO?

They only pick Marina every single splatfest because muh brown girl unff

Not just that, but mayo is clearly superior.

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>mayo won
sigh, looks like reddit got their way...

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>>386346531
time for a Mayo rap

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>>386346531
>Even Pearl was surprised

>>386346595
Pearl is ugly and Marina is cute, brown or not.

>>386346474
You guys were mostly Aerosprayfags. That's why you lost

>>386346657
Redditors all picked Marina, she's the SJW progressive heroine they love

>>386346531
Pearl wins all of our hearts.

>>386346524
Looks like you need to sort your images mate.

>li'l judd exhausted
God bless him for his hard work

>SJW
>Marina
>the half naked ass and tits black girl that doesn't have an afro or talk ghetto

Is it fun using buzzwords like that?

Shoe store has decent choices today. Purple shoes with skulls on them, run speed and two slots.

Another is drop roller and two slots.

>>386346970
She's black. That's why people vote for her.

>wow thanks nintendo finally a cool black character for us, so progressive!

What? THAT'S how they're gonna calculate the results? Da fuck?

>>386346970
Imagine being this buttblasted that his imaginary nintendo girlfriend got insulted

>>386346657
>nigger squid
>not reddit
white supremacist wins again anon.

dualies have ruined me. the roll is too good. juking fools left and right. i can hardly play with any other weapon.

>>386340709
I'm not downloading that piece of shit app

>tfw Marina numales fucking lost

Holy shit does this feel good

>team are retarded
Help

>>386347135
>roll
>crosshairs end up somewhere else
>by the time you point them where you want you're getting shot at

>>386347179
Team IS retarded, anon.

>>386347168
We did it.
/v/ won. Mayo won. People with taste won.

Neogaf, reddit, tumblr and nuggiez eating kidz lost.

Congratulations mayo, ketchup was utter shit a real struggle to get to king. Will be picking pearl next if I can. I just couldn't pick mayo. Hopefully the furries are on the other team. Says they are are still tallying the results here (UK) but it'll probably be another mayo win based on my experience yesterday.

>>386346970
>black girl that doesn't have an afro

Gaf and Redditor types love that shit. Take a cute anime girl, slap some brown color on her with the paint bucket tool, and voila! A beautiful totally natural black sassy momma who don't need no man. If you say she doesn't look black you're racist.

And besides, Pearl is pale white and clearly has a mind of her own. Definitely not the popular pick.

>>386346131
It's Splatoon 1 all over again. The more popular side is going to have the most shitters and the good players are going to be locked up fighting their own side. Unless Marina gets some shit opinions she isn't going to ever win again.

>>386347168
Of course she lost you know who else likes ketchup? Trump

When are the EU results being revealed?

Some random named "scar" sent me a friend request after the Splat Fest.

Sorry, dude, but I do not remember you. Maybe if Nintendo's online wasn't shit and allowed you to talk to strangers maybe you'd stick out.

>>386347153
I probably wouldn't post my embarrassing contribution to Team Ketchup, either.

>>386347314
Well it was all furries on mayo.

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>>386347349
Nice try.

>>386347125
>/pol/tard doesn't even know the difference between a squid and octopus
pottery

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>tfw lighting people up with Jet Squelcher
Dat range doe

>>386347228
git
gud

>>386347243
Don't forget Fur Affinity won :^)

>>386346131
Why didn't they give her mustard instead of mayo?

Anyone know the japs and Aussie results? Still waiting on EU.

>>386347412
stay mad ketchupcbro

>>386347367
Not true. I was Mayo and I reported every piece of shit as being inappropriate, and reported for sexual content if it even sniffed deviantart territory. I heard there was some bitching about bans being handed down, somebody please post screenshots if true.

>>386347412
>being this mad you need to correct "errors"
not an argument kiddo, your nigger squid is finished.

>>386347303
>Take a cute anime girl, slap some brown color on her with the paint bucket tool, and voila!
/v/ loves that too

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>>386347267
>Hopefully the furries are on the other team

Hopefully the furries are fucking gone by the time the next Splatfest starts.

>>386347405
Aerospray isn't even a fun weapon and 99% of turf war players use it since it kills instantly if they're close enough

This shit happens in every game and makes it unappealing to play. At least they aren't so prevalent in ranked.

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>>386347597
Brown (2D) girls are a miracle of the universe

>>386347585
Nice. But whenever I was in the hub there were at least 3 mayo furrie images I seem maybe one ketchup and that was just on the wall behind the stage.

>>386347367
Man, there were plenty of furries on the ketchup side too.

>>386347567
EU gets their own results but not their own themes? Was north pole vs south pole so bad they got their splatfest theme privileges taken away?

>>386347412
All cephalopods look the same anyway.

>>386347538
i dont even know, that's why i keep saying it's unbalanced, but then people are gonna say
>u butthurt kid :^)
for the sake of getting (you)s

>>386347708
It's just disgusting no place in this kind of game.

>>386347625
>Hopefully the furries are fucking gone
Nintendo knows. They anticipated this. This is why they implemented that weird mic setup with Hori

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>>386347780
I 100% agree. People bitch about blood and semen jokes when they were barely a thing at all, meanwhile furries are fucking rampant and nobody bats an eye.

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>Mayofag
explain yourselves

>>386347779
It just seems to me that mayonnaise is either liked or hated, nothing in between. Whereas ketchup and mustard aren't as such.

>>386347661
Yeah, they really should have balanced that better. When every team has at least two of the same weapon for every single match across two games you know that shit is unbalanced.

Did anybody else get mirror matches with Team Mayo? Finished 1-2 on those, the one victory was a fight to the death and we got blown the fuck out during the losses. The quality of competition was certainly much higher than anything I saw out of ketchup.

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>>>>386347567
Australia is concisdered part of NA for the Splatfest, Mayo won in Japan.

>>386348013
considered*

>>386348013
Cool so even if ketchup wins in EU it's a mayo win overall.

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>>386348013

>>386347926
the next splatfest is gonna be about food again...
i don't like where this is going...
i still hope it's fake

EU results when
Thought it was supposed to be at 5pm cest

The furries played an important role in demoralizing our enemies. They also are highly skilled like those that won the Tribes match against Reddit.

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>tfw picked Ketchup because I don't really like mayo
>not really upset about the loss because Australia is considered NA so I can play with my friends
I just hope the furry stuff is gone by next Splatfest, it was kind of fucking absurd.

>>386348204
NA took 2 hours after the splatfest ended for the results to come out, so probably an hour from now.

>>386348013
Aussies and kiwis are now honorary burgers. Don't forget to report in on penis inspection day.

Post possible splatfest matchups that actually have a chance of being chosen equally.

>>386348013
I would have assumed they'd add Aussies to EU.
Although I would rather they count them alone so we can quarantine and observe shitpost island as a separate entity.

>>386348274
Shit, I heard it was one hour after the end

>>386348287
Not possible. It's always Pearl vs Marina.

>>386346970
I'm confused, do SJW's promote or shame women wearing revealing clothes because I've heard both

>>386348287
Autism vs down syndrome

I bought it from a supplier imported from America and I am playing in Japan
Switch is popular in Japan and you can not buy it

>>386348167
>falseflagging now
Stay mad ketchup fag

>>386348287
niggers vs spics

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>>386348385
Depends on what /v/ decides to hate on at the moment.

>>386348287
Chocolate (Pearl) vs Vanilla (Marina)

Who the fuck do they think they are waste my FUCKING life? They've wasted a DAY of my life.

I played for 24 hours STRAIGHT just to be laughed at and shit all over for doing so. I'm fucking DONE with Nintendo after this shit. So fucking done.

>>386348527
please be a real meltdown over 3 super sea snails

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>On my final crack in splat zones
>This happens
>Next three games are 100-0 curbstomps
>Reach Rank A-
Fucking woomy.

>>386348309
It normally is an hour, all the splatfests in splatoon 1 was an hour, as well the testfire splatoon 2 splatfest. Maybe they changed it with the release.

>>386348347
Waifufags aside, I feel like 73-27% is a fairly accurate representation of people's preference for ketchup in NA. Or maybe just give Pearl the one you know is most popular to balance things out.

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>>386348527

>>386348385
It depends on whether they're good looking or not. If they're pretty then wearing revealing clothing is pandering to the male gaze, if not then men can't tell them what they should and shouldn't wear.

>>386348385
Both. None of them are in agreement with each other and they're always ready to kill each other. I'm trying to think of a good comparison but I cannot think of anything that accurately describes this modern day phenomenon.

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No wonder we lost

>>386348385
>woman in revealing clothes that men find attractive=bad
>woman in revealing clothes that men find repulsive=good

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>tfw i like mayo more cause of how versatile it is and how it's easy to make
>chose ketchup instead cause i wanted to be with a friend for their first splat fest
>friend ends up ditching me that day and i gotta deal with mirror match hell

>>386348576
I could give a fuck less about the three sea snails, I played all day over bragging rights.
>>386348527
Post your contributions to team ketchup before killing yourself.

>>386348620
Something something no true scotsman.

>>386348630
He did it again, the absolute madsquid.

>>386348630
How do you check that?

>>386348287
HBO vs Cinemax

When the results come in, will they automatically show after a match or do you have to go back to the plaza to see them?

>>386348013
>>386348305
>I would have assumed they'd add Aussies to EU.
thought the same
No euro result yet though

>>386348787
Plaza.

>>386348695
never trust a ketchupfag

>>386348287
Hillary vs Trump

>>386348723
Why? So Team Mayo can laugh at me even more for wasting an entire day of my fucking life for NOTHING?

No thanks.

>>386348787
There's an automatic news report.

Japanese (about 5000 people?) To buy switch.
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Nintendo switch There seems to be 5,000 people
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>>386348305
I remember when the testfire splatfest happened there was an aussie here who said that when he downloaded the testfire from the eshop he got the NA one. It seems Nintendo is putting Oceania with NA for Switch, did they do that with Wii U?

>>386348287
Fairies (Pearl) vs Mermaids (Marina)

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>>386348630
>Mayofag #1 is running around in a retard helmet and ketchupfags STILL couldn't win

>>386348287
Chocolate vs Strawberries

Bacon vs Egg

The Chicken or the Egg

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>>386348630

The curling bomb special is worse than Kraken and bubbler could ever hope to be.

euro results when?

So where are the pics of Marina getting sexually punished with mayo?

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>>386348963

>>386348982
I am mad about that the aerospray got this special, but it is still not the worst special in history

>>386348630
It's him

>>386348982
This. Curling bombs are only useful in very specific situations.

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>>386349024
Probably in 1 hour or tomorrow

>>386346668

I think I would have to move out of the country to stay out of Pearl's headspace.

>>386349064
We need a Splatfest with glue as one of the choices so we can finally finish the meme.

>>386349176
ugh fuck delete this

>>386348963
Coke vs Egg
Dulies vs Egg
Pearl vs Egg
>Marina whats with you and eggs lately?
>I-i just think they're neat...

>>386349115
Which aerospray is better
Cause in Splatoon 1 I always used the RG

So what's the next splatfest gonna be about?

>>386349294
Furries vs Egg

>>386349089
It's pretty much perfect for it. Aerospray with curling bomb special all but ensures it will be always be relevant in Turf War/Splatfest. You just can't beat that combination in terms of inking the ground.

>>386348287

Bounce House Vs. Bounce Castle

mayofans = furries

>>386349294
Furries v Scalies

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>>386349214
You can suck Marina's dick

>>386347750
Well it ended here at 3pm UK 4pm EU said the results were still being calculated.

>>386349212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvlJ3vYN71A

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>>386348527

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

The reality of it all is that the splatfest choice really doesn't matter that much except for shitposting on sites like this. What matters most is becoming a Splatfest King/Queen.

You win? You get 24 Super Sea Snails, just like before. Lose? You get 21 now instead of 18, meaning there's only a difference of 3 snails regardless of your choice. Just pick the side you like and become the topic King.

>>386349398
This is better

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mayo = furry

>>386349294
Republicans vs Democrats

>>386349547
I hope you reported that shit.

>>386349294
Who is doing a better job?
US Congress vs President Trump

Anti-trumpers will have to side with the white girl against brown girl while /pol/ will have to side wth darkie.

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>>386348630

>>386349254

You don't have to say anything but you have to splat all of the eggs.

>>386349470
Fuck YOU, I fight for my religious beliefs, that ketchup is superior to mayo, not for snails

>>386349470
Splatfests are a community thing more than anything else. Gets people talking, banting, playing. It really feels like an in game festival with some connections to the real world, so, vicariously, you're participating in that festival as well.

It's a brilliant idea by nintendo and a lot more games could really stand to learn from this kind of event.

But then, a lot more games could stand to implement the hub world that splatoon has, as well.

>>386349470
Pretty much this. Pick what you like and have fun.

>>386349547
Did you report him? Fuck that pedophilic sub-human trying to attract children.

>>386348930
Are they both supposed to be these things?

>>386349592
always

>>386349605
>everyone goes full ancap instead and only plays salmon run for Mr grizz

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Woah...

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>>386349486
I got this pictures from Nintendo Germany's Twitter

>Don't see any furry art before splatfest
>Suddenly see it everywhere now

disgusting.jpeg

>>386349692
fucking saved

>>386349802
Aside from the faces being kinda crap this is a nice picture, great colors and backgrounds, so I can see why they'd share it.

>>386349634
>a mayo is a mayo, even in a dream!

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>>386349547

>>386349674
splatfests are SHIT

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>>386349735
The best possible outcome.

>>386349692
The post aside, this was a rather creative way of showing the art.

>>386349781
They used a bot

>>386349802
Thats classic German anime style right there

>>386349802
You think Marina writes back to the other octolings about her life in inkopolis?

>>386349969
Not shown, the three Flyfish and 2 Steelheads behind them.

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>>386349837
It's because some idiot decided to egg them on.

>>386349837
Don't just report furry content, ACTIVELY +Fresh! ALL OTHER CONTENT. Push it to the top to hide furries so they'll give up

>>386350035
explain

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>>386349952

t. Caroline;3

>>386349547
He was like the third fucking furry I saw with Mayo bukkake too.

I hope Nintendo blanket bans furry shit.

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>>386349547
the absolute state of team ketchup

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Condiments are a shitty Splatfest idea. Mayo and Ketchup aren't even really opposites or anything. Mustard v Ketchup would've made more sense but even then who cares about fucking condiments?

>>386350190
basically changed a photo to a 2 color (so only black and white) and used a thing that generates it pixel by pixel so they don't have to actually draw anything themselves.

>>386350074
>he even asked politely
Fucking furries are a blight.

>>386350190
https://github.com/shinyquagsire23/Switch-Fightstick

People re-purposed this script to translate images pixel by pixel

>>386350190
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/pad9b7/this-hack-draws-memes-for-you-in-splatoon-2

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>>386350071
>steelheads
Only like, 2 weapons in the entire game can hit a steelhead and even if you're the one person with it, it's impossible to get a clear line of sight. Entire fucking team ends up standing there jumping and spraying directly upwards while we all pray someone hits it. Cue wipe every time. Fuck steelheads

>>386350239
dat is the problem
I literally have no reason to fight for a splatfest because the result doesnt fucking change a thing. the winners girl doesnt even sing or shake her ass for you so why the fuck should I care?

>>386350279
Children do. Hence all the salt in these threads.

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>>386350279

It's not the worst idea they've ever done.

Hell I don't even think it's top four.

>>386347053
>That's why people vote for her.

Not me, I just dislike ketchup less than mayo.

>>386350276
Holy shit, i've seen this guy on the other team doing this. Thought he was just a noob. This is pathetic.

>>386350464
CALLIE IS DUMB!

DUUUUUMB!

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>>386350461
Salt Vs Pepper

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>>386350456

You get at least 21 seasnails. That's the real reason to play Splatfest.

>>386350461

The resulting Saltfest after Splatfests is the best part of Splatoon and I'm elated it's back.

>>386350391
Did those autists bought a useless controller just to post shitty memes on a children game?

>>386350464
>Callie going North for the Santa myth, and American disinfo post-WWII
>Marie going South to locate the secret Antarctic Nazi base and entrance to the Hollow Earth
It's pretty fucking obvious who was right.

>>386350404
>All you need to use it is a computer that runs Linux, a Teensy USB microcontroller, a USB-C to USB-A cable, and some patience.

fuck no, I dont have time for this shit and I am tooo lazy

>>386350601
Salt wins. This isn't even a contest.

Ketchup is nothing special and really doesn't even know what it's supposed to be. It's a spice in the shape of a jam.

Mayo is delicious fat and protein. Anyone would crave it. And if you lead a healthy lifestyle then eating mayo shouldn't affect your health at all.

>>386350639
>Implying Santa is a myth
Someone was a naughty boy.

Vanilla vs Chocolate
Birds vs Fish
Skateboards vs Rollerblades
Sunrises vs Sunsets

>>386350667
what the FUCK anon
pepper is 100 x better

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>>386350276
>Ketchups too stupid to see him
This is too good.

>>386350464
Bringing in EU splatfests isn't fair. NA isn't used to having garbage splatfests.

>>386350681
Shut up Pearl, don't get cocky for winning your first Splatfest

>>386350727

But Marie was Team Nice and she didn't believe in Santa.

Ketchup can still win right bros, he has a chance right? Cmon ketchupbros, i donated all my money to marina, WE HAVE TO WIN!

>>386350781
Summer Break vs Winter Break

>>386350781
>Skateboards vs Rollerblades

fuck skateboards.

>>386350872
I guess Marie's stupid.

>>386350892
>tfw no summer or winter break anymore
Wish I were a kid again

>>386350872
Marie was team Nice just to spite Callie.

>>386350681
>anyone would crave it
Well apparently 73% of the Inkling population doesn't.

>>386350279
>typical American thinks burgers are the only kind of food

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>>386350782
>Everyone uses salt a million more times than pepper
>"Dude pepper is soooooo better stop having shit taste"

reminder japanese people love Pearl because they are pedos. Splatoon in jp is popular because of pedos

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mfw mayo won

>>386350876
>i donated all my money to marina
how
why
and fuck off you retard

>>386350464
So is Splatoon like an MMO or something? You can just see random players anywhere?

>>386350782
No need to get so salty over the better pick, fampai

>>386350872
Marie believes in being nice for its own sake. She is too good for this world. Meanwhile Callie believes in being naughty and taking fat octo tentacles.

>>386350864

NA had clunkers too like Snowman Vs. Sandcastle.

>>386350639
Yeah, Callie.
She'll be getting soooo many presents from now on

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Hotdogs vs Hamburgers
Birds vs Snakes
Anime vs Manga
Solid Snake vs Big Boss

>>386351063
Why are you in a thread for a game you haven't played?

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>>386350782

You literally need salt to live man.

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>>386351000
How many of them are children who drown their fries in ketchup and don't like proper meals?

loli vs shota

>>386351057
its a /pol/tard making fun of Bernie Sanders supporters

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>>386351147
>Anime vs Manga

Fuck no. I'll spend all day at Grizz's place.

UC Gundam vs G Gundam

>>386348584
> 460p
weird place to put the game's resolution, but whatever

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>>386348287
Jon Snow (Pearl) vs Daenerys Targaryen (Marina) because Marina is a feminist

>>386350864
Marsh mellows vs hog dogs was dumb, why not burgers vs hot dogs, why fucking marsh mellows of all things.

>>386351195
Because I don't have a Switch yet but like the game and will get it when I can acquire one.

>>386351008
Burgers are fucking delicious. I don't know what your post has to do with his. People regularly put both mayo and ketchup on burgers.

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Was anyone else having connection issues during Splatfest? It was booting me up lobby almost after every match.

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>>386347670
CG, SoC, DV, DD, RE, EE

>Mayofags acting smug that they won by a whole 1% despite having the Less Popular advantage

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>>386351014
mfw Team Salt always wins in the end

>>386351142
>Implying that locating Santa's Workshop, putting him on the map in a literal sense, and getting Santa bombarded with attention until he is forced to move shop wouldn't put you on the Naughty List for eternity

>>386351280
GoT is a shit show for boring plebs so they have something to talk about at work

>>386351323
MAD KETCHUP FAG LMAO

>>386351263
Who in the fuck would choose G Gundam?

EU results when?

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>>386351283

The theme was toasting things at a campfire.

I think it was around when Camp Triggerfish came out so it kinda made sense?

But then they did Burger Vs. Pizza later anyways.

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>>386348630
He did it!

>>386351213
mfw i live in a snackbar culture based around breaded cheese snacks, fries and Mayo.

Drowning your fries in Mayo is 100% wonderful on a empty stomach.

>>386351008
He didn't even mention burgers though.

>>386351283
>he's never been camping
I hate millenials.

>>386351368
You have a shit taste

>>386351317
Yes, because Nintendo always has shit online services. And this time, it comes for a fee.

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>>386351432
Forgot mf

>>386351449
Not him, but I've recently learned that camping is only a thing done in America. People in other countries don't even know what smores are.

>>386351283
it was camping themed. These are two things you would put on a stick and roast over the fire while you're camping.

>>386351263
Federation vs Zeon would be a better choice

CASTLEVANIA VERSUS METROID
NES VERSUS SNES

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>>386351283
>why not burgers vs hot dogs
Because we got burgers vs pizza.

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>>386351014
>>386351338
>Salt Farmers join Team Salt for obvious memes
>And then throw every match they're in to maximize output

>>386351317
>>386351317
>>386351317
>>386351317
>>386351317
Bump. Anyone?

Hot Chocolate vs Lemonade

Tea vs Coffee

Now vs Later

Invisibility vs Super Strength

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>>386348630
>>386349621

>>386349294
Metallica vs Megadeth

>>386351147
Anime vs Western Cartoons

All the weeaboos and waifu fags on one team, and the degenerate furries and Steven Universe fans on the other.

>>386351546
>>386351387
That was so fucking stupid, there's no way you can compare burgers to pizzas. Why not burgers vs sandwiches instead, seriously?

Sega vs Sony

>>386351558

>Tea Vs. Coffee

This is a game children play Anon.

Soda Vs. Tea or Coffee could work though. In which case play Team Tea or Coffee so you don't get paid with children.

is the ink mine any good?

>>386351546
Pizza has become this weird hipster fad where I live where people use it as proof of how quirky they are, along with bacon and coffee. I don't understand it.

Anyway, I would have picked burgers out of spite for that shit.

>>386351202
I didnt finish hero mode, so what happed to her and will I be able to safe her and will she be in the game afterwards?

>>386351529
France here, yes we don't know what smores are, I learned about them from an amerifriends, but I've gone camping and I know some people who do too. And during summer, the news won't stop talking about it.

>>386351668
Burgers ARE a sandwich, ya dum dum.

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>>386351668
A burger is a sandwich, retard
What we would need is Radical Sandwich Anarchy vs Hardline Sandwich Traditionalism

>>386351317

was disconnected once and it happened after a match that we won, got no points for it

>>386351707
That's a good point

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>the overwhelmingly more popular side lost because of kids and furries
i play video games to escape reality, nintendo

>>386351668

Some of the comparisons really make no sense.

Which is why I'm surprised they haven't literally done Apples Vs. Oranges at this point.

>>386347416
my squigga

>>386351763
Are pizzas actually pies, then?

GUYS
NEXT SPLATFEST
DICK OR VAGINA

what would you choose?

>>386351546
>tfw setz says he's done making splatoon art because he's burnt out on it
fuck this gay earth man

>>386351763
You're a sandwich you donut!

>>386351881
>Pizza Pie
Yes?

>>386351729
She finish hero mode.__________________________________________________________________________

>>386351763
>>386351776
There's always been a clear distinction between sandwiches and burgers in my brain. For one, a burger needs a patty.

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>>386349254
>Tfw just remembered how the Mother octopus gaurds her eggs they hatch and then she dies

I'm sad now

>>386351882
you're asking the most trap-lusty board on 4chan

>>386351535
But no one would choose to side with the federation

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>>386351882
Dicks out for Pearl
>>386351776
who Radical Sandwich Anarchy?

how can I enjoy this game without friends to play with?

>>386346325

So you admit that ketchup is delicious?

>>386351984
>pop tarts
>sandwiches
at least try

>>386352013
By playing with randoms? Are you stupid or what?

>>386351881
Deep dish Chicago style, yes. You need a fork for those more than a pumpkn pie.

>>386351978
I know a feddie lover.

Fucking EU result better get announced at the map switch now. Mayo whitewash would be hilarious.

>>386352046
>poptarts aren't sandwiches
I bet you think tomatoes are vegetables

>>386352013
>Owning a Nintendo console without friends

Literally for what purpose? It's like you don't wanna play with anybody at all.

>>386347597
>tfw girlfriend is mixed and has mostly white features, but with light brown skin
>literally dating an anime brown girl

>>386351964
>After Marina becomes a mother, she dies
Life is suffering

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>>386352078
Those aren't fucking pizzas, they're abominations made by people who didn't know what the hell to do with their time. American "pizza" is a joke.

>>386351957
Sandwich americanis (otherwise known as a "burger") is one species within the Sandwich genus. The meat being formed into a patty is the primary distinction between it and other species.

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>>386347625
>Furries disappearing from Nintendo, a company with dozens of IPs centered around anthropomorphic characters

>>386352134
Not him, single player games. I plan to get a switch for them when Odyssey comes out.

>>386352134
Fuck you. I don't have any friends and I try to have fun in /v/made Mario Kart threads.

>>386352073
but this isnt fun

>>386351957
Then how come a chicken patty on a bun makes a chicken sandwich?

Announcement tyme

>>386352123
"Vegetable" has no scientific meaning.

Mushrooms are considered vegetables, even when they are more closely related to you than to plants.

>>386352264
It doesn't. You just said it, there's a patty.

What i want to know is why they count solo and group seperately.

>>386352252
/v/ doesn't make MK8 threads anymore. I should know, it's the only way I play since random worldwide races don't include 200cc.

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>>386351514
We need a Mario vs. Luigi.
I'd vote Mario.

MAYO WHITEWASH

BTFO
T
F
O

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IT'S OUT

>>386352134
but my friends dont have one what can I do?

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at least the majority of people chose the right condiment

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

KEKED AGAIN

MAYO WON AGAIN 2-1

GET REKT KETCHUP FAGS

>>386352264
That's a chicken burger you mong.

>>386352309
Because you have people who may be coordinated and working together.

And have people in elo hell.

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>>386352334
BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO

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FURSHIT DOMINATION BAYBEE

>>386352307
So you call them chicken burgers?

>>386348287
Fantasy vs. Sci-Fi.

MAYO WINS EUROPE

KETCHUP KIDZ BTFO

51 - 49
51 - 49

>>386352313
I'm pretty sure 200cc in random happens from time to time

>>386352334
FUCK THAT DOG BOWL-WEARING BITCH

>>386351720
no, it's literal shit

>>386352309
Because you probably have much better coordination with friends than with random fags.

>>386351668
Burgers vs Pizza makes a shitton more sense than Burgers vs Sandwiches you retard.

Two extremely popular unhealthy foods is a lot better matchup than an extremely popular unhealthy food and a snack.

>>386352334
why is it always about food?

Man, fuck this. Worst splatfest ever. It was no fucking fun because I ONLY FOUGHT KETCHUP ANYWAY

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Current state of ketcupfags

>>386352414
That's not enough. The Wii U version gave people the option to filter matchmaking and only give you 200cc if you wanted it. I can't process this lack of blast.

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>people think I voted for ketchup with my dick and not because NA mayo is disgusting lard cream that doesn't taste like anything
Personally I would've voted for mustard, but that wasn't a choice here.

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THREE-OH AND A HANDSHAKE GG KETCHUMPS

>>386352334
Marie is cuter and pizza is better

>>386352447
What's unhealthy about burgers and pizzas? They usually incorporate all food groups. Either can be plenty healthy for you.

>>386352470
I couldn't even find matches later on in the day(noon-ish). There were just 0 quads happening.

KETCHUPS ASSBLASTED TO SPACE

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eh, close enough

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KETCHUP BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

AYO MAYO 3-0

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BTFO BTFO MAYO WINS AGAIN HAHAHAHAHA 3-0

>>386352454
So the battles feel more like cafeteria food fights. It's a kids game.

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>>386352454
Not always.

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It's splatoon 1 all over again
>callie wins
>YAASSS QUEEN SLAY
>marie wins
>IT'S NOT FAIR, THE SYSTEM IS BROKEN

>europ mayo 44% ketchup 66%
>likewise NA
how to mayos win anyway?

FURSUITS CONFIRMED FOR NEXT UPDATE

>>386352572
>>386352605
poor li'l judd

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fucking bullshit

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>>386352537
The splatfest was about if pineapples should be put on pizza, not if pineapples are better than pizza.

>>386352671
Too many Ketchup tens made up of bad players bringing down good players. Still, it did prevent a landslide based on superficial choices.