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It's a charmed life the autistic lead.

Asian blonde is the kino color coordination

>>386344541
Those are some fat titties

>>386344541
Is she finnish?

>>386344541
How do I get a gf like that?

>>386344541
isn't that the nigga from Hannibal?

dayum those are some kojimbos

>>386345550
nah it's the dude from Casino Royal

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>>386344541

>>386344541
damn boy those are some really nice kojambles

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When are dumbass fanboys going to realize that DS is just one big celeb circlejerk
>I CLAPPED WHEN MADS SHOWED UP IN GAME
Thats literally all the game is going to be

>>386344541

I've seen dolls who looked more natural than that thing

nice boobs

>>386345550
No it's the nigga from Adam's Apples

>>386345716
No, he's from Doctor Strange.

I want to fuck Mads

>>386345503
>be tall
>be famous

>>386345829
You're absolutely right Rich Evans.

>more celebrity bullshit from cuckjima
why, just why

>>386345857
No, he's the pedo in The Hunt

>>386345874

Only if you're an actual girl otherwise get lost.

>>386345876
failed both :(

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>>386345503
be Mads, the ultimate meme dad

>>386346013
I ain't going anywhere bitch.

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>>386345550
Nah he's the guy from The Green Butchers

>>386345550

Nah man he's the from "The Pusher"

>>386344541
How does one become as sexy as Mads?

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>>386345503
Girls with low self-esteem and has done A LOT of plastic surgery? Just be fit and you'll do fine.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BXc5x9cFqis/?taken-by=deejaysoda

LADS

Post more soda titties.

>>386346518

Be masculine and confident. Basically the opposite of the fuckboys that run around today.

is hannibal any good?

>>386346828

The series? Yes, season 3 is shit though

>>386345550
Nah, he's from 'The Hunt"

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>>386344541
>fat titted plastically enhanced Korean superfuckdoll
Just my type.

>>386346013
actual girls(male) with femenine penis so Mads can suck on it

>>386346828
Season 2 has one of the best tv series endings I have ever seen. Season 3 is very "kino", so most plebs didn't like it.

>you will never watch football while drinking beer with Mads
Why live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy37ou-cjvI

>>386344541
Doing internet research, something is seriously off. Those puppies range in size at any given time.

>>386344541
>he is old
>he is not interested in games
>Kuckjimbo
>Guillermo del Toro fucked over

oh, c'mon, stop it already

does anyone even know wtf this goddamn game is about? is it a spiritual successor to silent hill or metal gear?

>>386347195
Boobs look bigger or smaller depending on the angle and bra a girl is wearing

I thought that was common knowledge

>>386346550
Prettier, but still not really pretty.

>>386345743
BLACKED

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RESPECT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4nRNRLspn0

The ruse is over, caramel was some underage argentinian girl and is now in a coma after attempting suicide.

>yfw never watch them fuck
>Madds won't come on you as a reward from being a good audience

Why live bros?

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>>386347756
>underage argentinian girl

giev

Mads could make me his little fucktoy just by looking at me.

NO homo though

>>386345829
So it will be better than most games ever released

>>386345829
I will unironically clap when Mads shows up ingame and I'm not even American.

>>386344541
Can I get a quick rundown on all of her scandals?