Can we have a filename thread?

>>386341039
I fucking love knockouts like that. Arrogant fucks.

>>386341039
Why does /v/ like filename threads so much?

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>>386343168

Because they can be good when kept vidya related. Better than fucking steam profile pic threads.

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>>386343368
This tbqhwyf

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>>386342074

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>>386341039
Reminds me of this
Except without the crit

>>386344409
Yeah, well that's just fucking stupid

>>386341798
did he die?

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>>386341798

>>386344735
QUOP - MMA Edition

>>386344746
Is this a pic of the oil rig that Markie Mark made a movie about

>>386344735

that head bounce was nasty

>>386341798
HAHAHAHAHAHA IVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE! ESPECIALLY NOT WITH THAT PARTICULAR FILENAME! DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT YOURSELF!? THAT'S AMAZING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S JUST LIKE THE GAME!

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>>386344889

>>386344889

bruh

>>386344409
afterwards

"Tau-well"

>>386345048
shut up

>>386344937
how true is this?

>>386342518
Is that Australia?

>>386345048
actually, what happens afterwards is she tries to grapple her but realizes too late that's a bad idea

>>386341039

Ahahaha, fucking nigger. Hope he died.

>>386345221
Can't even laugh
Poor dude was probably crushed
25 and completely alone
I hope he finds people

>>386344078

This is so /v/.

>>386345221
:(

>>386345221
tfw this literally happened to me this year ;_;

>>386345472
OMG so true

>>386343062
>dad walks in

>>386345561
You must be fun at parties.

Oh wait.

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this one needs a name

>>386345612
haha shit r/ddit says ;)

>>386345659
neogaf

>>386345659
twitch

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>>386345221
This is sad.

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>>386345221

What's a good name for this one?

>>386345659
drumpf.jpg

>>386345561
That's awful dude
Try going to a hobbyshop or something

I care about you

>>386345868

not gonna read that, you can't trick me in to feels

>>386345796
did they ever release aranea?

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>>386345221
Aww, he looked as if he had been crying in that last pic.

>>386345914
It's not feels. The kid is just a loser

>>386343062
WHAT GAME

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>>386345612
>reddit spacing

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>>386345868
>being so much of a beta handholdless virgin turbocuckfaggot that you cut your birthday cake weird

Name it XCOM 2 accuracy, Fallout 2 VATS,
or some shit like that.

>>386345221
this is why I don't use social media

or socialise at all

>>386346083

Yakuza 5

>>386343062
is this a model swap or something?

>>386346245
No

>>386342518
Hey man, there is a damaged power line in pic related and we need you to go there and make repairs

>>386346367

could have rushed him, couldn't have shot them all

>>386345731
>>386345785
>>386345886
worked

>>386346367
How do you miss that many people at once with a fucking shotgun

>>386346384
Fuck you
Fuck your mother
Fuck the horse you both rode in on

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>>386345221
I would've come to your birthday, Julius...

>>386346540
it's a riot so it's safe to assume he's using less lethal ammunition

>>386346367
Is this webm from Brazil?It has a brazilian TV channel logo on the bottom right.

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>>386346441
nice try faggot, you first

its not starcraft, every one cares only about wellness of their own not the group goals

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>>386345612
epic

>>386346540
Rubber Slugs bro

>>386345868
exact same shit happened to me, except it wasn't a weird cake with a model on it.
When they brought the cake out and started singing the song in the middle of the restaurant I just stood up and walked out.

>>386346648
But he clearly misses all 4 people with that first shot

>>386345868
>the virgin cake-cutting

>>386346616
Chill man, my bad, you are now tasked to dealing with the spiders colony so that other dude can perform repairs on the line with no issues.

>>386346653
Yep. Seems to be a riot chimpout. Can't rule which one tho.
Seems to be from before the world cup.

>>386346540
hello young gamer, its not a shotgun
some boomstick with on rubber bullet with accuracy of projectile made of shit

>>386346672

I know but it looked like they were about to rush him and he had his back to them, thats all

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>>386345221
Happy Birthday Julius

>>386346737
you don't need to hit them with it to scare them away as you can plainly see in the webm, and as stressful of a situation as it is I'm not surprised he would miss

>>386344078
the fucking clones always make me laugh

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>>386346764
>do something you never did before
>people comment about it for doing it your own way
I hate people with 0 social breaks

>>386346728
How can you be this anti social?

>>386344078
>The clones that burst out at the end

Every.
Time.

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>>386346848
animals, my good sir.

>>386346680
Reminds me of the time this kid powerbombed me without proper technique and gave me lifelong brain damage

This kinda shit is unsafe and should not be televised

>>386346779
I would honestly rather self-immolate
In fact, that's how I would handle that situation

>>386344735
polygon tries to play the new mma game

>>386345659
todd howard

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>>386345561
That's what I wish it happened to me
>Huge family, 6 uncles from father's side and other 3 from mother's side
>all of them married and with kids
>except I'm the youngest one out of all my cousins, at 5 years difference with the second youngest,my sister
>By the time I'm aware enough, all the groups have already formed and they all go out to their "stuff too serious for a child"
>Anytime I had to go to any of the grandma's houses is all about me sitting alone and bored for 2 hours while the adults talked about shit that went over my head and I couldnt go out with my cousins or stay home and watch tv or play videogames
>Nothing to do but sit there, while trying to hear whatever the TV was trying to say and choking in tobacco smoke
>This goes on until parents decide I'm old enough to not break shit at home when they go out
>Never got to see any of them ever again except for my birthdays, to which some of them came over to wish me happy birthday, take some cake, fill my room with the stench of tobacco, and leave 10 mins after. I seriously dont know what did they smoke, my sister sometimes smoked at my room and it never stuck this much
>Time goes on, I start working at computers and suddenly I get more visits on birthdays, even on other days
>They conveniently want to take a look at their devices, that is probably nothing serious
>Of course for free
>Two years ago, get fed of this and put a price on that
>Visits stop, last birthday barely anyone came

Good riddance

>>386346367
>Filename
>That camera angle
Well done.

>>386345450
>capitain, jack, depp
Not sure if that's intentional or not

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>>386346963
thats not a word buddy

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>>386344889

>>386344664
>>386346957

Is this now a rekt thread?

its a rekt thread now, post your best rekt

>>386345561
if you lived in VA i'd invite you to drink and play vidya at my friends house.
We LAN it up every weekend and it's usually hella comfy.

>>386347043
>this kinda shit is unsafe
no shit did you see his hands it's full of pins

>>386344889
>>386347381

>no fun allowed

Go make a good thread then, then link it.

>>386347250
yea it sucks when ppl see you as a tool not a friend, I was a photographer before and ppl just assume they will get free photos from me

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>>386344889
>>386347381

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>>386341039

>>386347640
What the fuck is that?

>>386347640
what

>>386347357
That's actually good teamwork.
If only russian players were good at it in multiplayer games

>>386347689
art

>>386347640
Any context?

>>386347689
just an art project dude never seen one?

>>386347640
(f)art
hehe

>>386346728
>I just stood up and walked out
Probably the only nonbeta thing you did during that day

>>386347785
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

>>386347785
Yakuza torture. They starve you while they slowly dismember you and apply nerve gas to prevent you from ever sleeping.

>>386345868
Holy fuck I almost teared up at the end.

I just want to be left alone.

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Are you motivated, anon?.

>>386347570
One thing is having a friend that does X thing, another thing is when it's a familiar that does it, many think that they can get free service just due to that. I might be biased because I was little more than the furniture, but it's a huge load of shit when someone conveniently thinks there's nothing wrong because you're family and family forgets and helps each other.
Hell, my sister is photographer too but I make sure to pay like anyone else whenever I need some photos

>>386345868
lmao what a loser

>>386348076
game?

>>386348237
Get out

>>386348076
which dmc

>>386348237
dark souls 3

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>>386348237
>>386348301
>these are real posts

>>386348368
i was serious

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>>386348076
I live dynasty warriors mode

>>386348368
which dmc?

>>386348414
>these are real posts

>>386348414
DMC4: Special Edition

>>386347357
>Not naming it Monster Hunter Freedom

>>386341039
The guy's friend/fan in the red who's smiling and clapping as the guy shows his swagger, and the immediate loss of that smile when he goes down is beautiful

>>386341039
So why did he go from looking fine to not? Was he just playing off all the other hits or did the last punch hit harder than it looked?

>>386348920
Because the guy actually managed to get a clean hit on his chin.

>>386346367
>Whatever happened to the American dream? It came true! You're looking at it

>>386348920
He didn't see it coming, and he was probably gassed from the other hits.

>>386344889
nigga, you aren't even trying

>>386349091
If I want to take a guy out fast I have to hit their chin?

Why does it know them out so fast?

And are there any other weakpoints that can cause kos

>>386349193
You can google "Why to hit the chin". Basically it's a sudden motion that causes trauma to the brain.

>>386349193
you could be against a seven hundred pound muscled behemoth but if you rattle their brain with a good chin punch you can knock anyone out

>>386349193
The chin is like a pivot point; if you watch the webm it jerks his head from the solid hit which causes the ko. Punching someone anywhere else won't do much else apart from breaking your hand unless you're gouging out their eyes.

>>386349317
>>386349272
>>386349367

Can you workout your chin to make it not so weak?

>>386346680
Don't do this kids. This is how you get aids

>>386349393
I guess you could strengthen your neck but it'd still do pretty much fuck all so no.

>>386349317
Dex wins again baby

>>386349193
hit the chin causes the blow to travel directly to the brain. it's the easiest way to knock someone out.

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>>386349393

>>386349393
No, because it's not technically the chin itself that's the weak point. There's literally nothing you can do except guard properly and prevent yourself from being hit.

>>386349584
>>386349484
That's scary. I never knew that, does the knockout cause any brain damage?

>>386349554
B-B-B-B-B-BB-B-B-B-B-B-black lives matter tho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>386349584
What if you fuse the chin to you ribs with some steel bars?

>>386349628
Lol

>>386349669
Yes, of course. Mike Tyson is the way he is now because of boxing.

>>386345659
Ocelot

>>386345561
>tfw have older brother only 4 year gap
>he just turned 24
>for as long as I can remember I have never seen him bring a friend or a girl home when he was in high school
>Every year he comes out of his room blows out the candle and eats his cake and goes back to his room
>Dropped out of college and his now pursing in art and developing a webcomic

Sometimes I worry he will discover /r9k/ and he'll never get a life

>>386349690
You are better off installing a roll cage in your brain

>>386345472
Funny thing was that it wasn't even a punch. The autist was just so off-balance that the nigger just pushed him to the floor. Base instinct would've been better than whatever the fuck that guy was doing

>>386345221
I hope he found happiness

>>386349343
I got that reference
Medievil rocked

>>386345659
Literally every dlc practice known to man

>>386349861
So just the shock of the brain tapping against the skull is enough to immobilize someone for good?

Godamn son that is scary.

>>386348920
he was low HP

>>386345868
;_;

>>386344746
>Give it back! It was ours!

>>386350015
Well yeah
Go smack your hard disk while it's spinning.
See how well it likes it

>>386345221
I'm bless that I live in a culture where grown ups don't really celebrate birthdays. Makes me feel less sad that I don't have friends.

>>386346241
>will never get a match that badass again
>Shibata will never be cleared to wrestle again

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>>386350087

>>386349861
this actually makes me happy.
The guy slammed him, hit him once, saw he was knocked out and not responding and didn't chimp out on him further.
That's fucking honorable as shit for a nigger.

>>386350164
Adults do
You'd know if you had friends

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>>386350178
fug

>>386350015
It can be if it hits in the wrong way
Most of the time it won't be serious permanent damage though

>>386346935
>>386346964
Infiltration failed, abort abort

>>386345221
How does a black guy like him have no friends?

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>>386346241
Fucking Shibata man

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>>386347043

>>386350015
Well yeah that's what all the hubbub about NFL brain damage is about.

>>386350530
4chan has lied to you
They're not just automatically cool and popular
Turns out they're pretty much just like white dudes on the whole

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>>386341039

FUCKING MOUSE POSTERS

>>386350653
I love this website

>>386350768
>Turns out they're pretty much just like white dudes on the whole
WE WAZ WHITEZ AN SHEIT?

>>386350574
My heart.

>>386346728
>I just stood up and walked out.
prime autism

>>386350358
On concrete ? A kid's skull ? You crazy ? Can easily kill (mostly afterwards on hospital) if not let him become a vegeta for life.

>>386350219

>Adam jensen goes turbo.jpg

>>386350767
>even helmets don't protect you

Godamn it

>>386350574
:3

>>386345659
pewdiepie.png

That's so meta dude your malipulating us to do your work for you by naming your filename

>>386350574
Mysister got a weiner dog when she was 9 and she was like this. He lived for 15 years and had the best damn life a dog could have. Ive never seen her so heart broken

>>386350181
Better resolution for this?

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>>386350574

>>386351097
NFL helmets don't protect because they spend their time ramming each other. Helmets do protect you, such as bicycle or motorcycle helmets. They do prevent people from dying.

>>386351097
Helmets make it worse, long term, weirdly. They're good for protecting against single impacts like if you get knocked off a bike, you absolutely want a helmet then.

But in sports they just give a false sense of confidence and security so people both risk themselves more and other people will hit you harder, and while the helmets do protect against the fracturing of the skull etc, they do nothing to stop the brain rattling around inside. And multiple, constant hits over years builds up to unpreventable brain damage. Which is sucky.

So yes helmets protect against accidents, whether that's a hard hat on a construction site or a bike helmet for a cyclist, but they don't help football players long term.

>>386351024
I just meant a general hit that causes the brain to hit the skull
That hit specifically, yeah, that kid might be fucking dead

>>386345659
Holy shit that's meta and it worked

>>386345868
That's not how filename threads work you fucking summerfag.

Lurk moar

>>386350181
Get rid of the text

>>386345659
Zoe Quinn

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>>386351024
>become a vegeta for life

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>>386341039

>>386344409
I remember either giffing or webm a bunch of the Burning Meiling vids.

Whens the new Burning Meiling.
I want a real Meiling vs Hijiri fight

>>386351809
Did she ever come down from the mountains?

>>386351749
Sensible chuckle

>>386351917
In the last episode that i saw she hangs out with the buddhists and it ends with the rat buddhist saying she is going to train her

>>386346245
Nope that's the vanilla yakuza 5

>>386351749
I want to fuck Bulma for life.

>>386351353
Same reason why boxing gloves are actually more dangerous in the long run

>>386352404
Boxing gloves prevent your hands from being injured which allows you to hit more. Although they're soft, a punch is still a punch.

>>386352636
They protect the hands from being injured so you can hit longer and harder but also can hit in the face without issue.

Face bones are sharp, they knacker your hands up if you're constantly punching them. With gloves on that's not an issue. So modern boxing is way more dangerous than bareknuckle boxing, weirdly, because the fighters are free to go to town on each other's faces without fear of ruining their hands for their next fight.

>>386346957
So did he gun both of them down after their crash? That's some swift justice right there.

>>386352636
Hit more and more recklessly.
Without gloves, fights would be over a lot faster.
It's repeated and continuous brain trauma that leads to permanent damage.

Without gloves, no one would try to hit the upper head, either.

>>386347689
nerve gas

>>386352914
Brazil doesn't fuck around
Not these days

>>386351785
Seems like every board have a gif like this

>>386342518
imagine running through that waving a pole before you so that you'd get 'cotton candy'

>>386352914
He does, but they both lived. People always forget that part of the story and it's weird that they do because it makes it way more interesting.

>>386352914

Watch Tropa de Elite. Gives you a sense of the criminal/cop dynamic.

>>386354149
I've seen both movies, it's still interesting to see how this actually is a thing irl.

>>386354656
>Clearly gets knocked the fuck out
>Still goes for the face
I will never understand this
Do you not win unless you beat them while they are unconscious?

>>386354868
It's clear to someone watching the video maybe but to the guy in the fight he managed to get a lucky hit and the guy went down, he could be about to get back up, so you get in and you make sure

>>386345659
That hentai VN where you can fuck the mom and all her daughters. Can't remember the name.

>>386350574
>darling please brush your hair to the side so we can capitalize on your reaction.
Disgusting parents.

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>>386351024
>become a vegeta for life

>>386350574
what happened? Is she happy to get a dog or a I missing something here?

>>386342518
At some point, scorched earth pest removal has to become more economical than regular bug swatting.

>>386355561
What actually happened here?

>>386355185
Capatalize on what I'm pretty sure they weren't filming this for anyone but themselves.

>>386355831
women

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>>386355831
two wrongs don't make a right

>>386348831
>revenant.gif

>>386355904
>Anyone but themselves
>everyone on Internet can make a profit

Fug u

>>386355904
Please, they exploited that girl so they could making a viral video, and nothing else. Those parents are scum.

>>386355976
MOM_SAID_IT'S_MY_TURN_TO_PLAY.webm

>>386352854
Hehe

>>386345185
It's Brazil.

>>386354868
>Do you not win unless you beat them while they are unconscious?

You don't win until the ref says you win, that's why it's real important for the ref to be on the ball. Otherwise it'd be really easy to fake an injury/being knocked down and lure someone in, which does happen every now and then.

Under any other circumstance I'd agree that hitting someone while they're already down is unnecessary and wrong but in a professional bout everyone involved knows this is what happens so I don't care.

>>386355778
Dark souls

>>386345221
I'm 26 and have no acquaintances. I have never been happier. What gives?

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>>386341039

>>386354868
double tap

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>>386345659

>>386356628
>not
>Agent 4'7

>>386341039
Fat idiot.

>>386341798
>Typical Britbong family engagement

>>386344746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nZKDcA6dP4
Standing.

>>386354868
MMA doesn't stop because someone's on the floor, their taught to keep going until the ref says other guy is done.

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>>386356758

>>386355084
>That hentai VN where you can fuck the mom and all her daughters
Good job narrowing it down.

>>386356758
10/10

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>>386345141
Have you ever seen Mr. Takahiro anywhere else?

>>386346241
>occurrence so intense that referee spontaneously learns English and says "wut"

exquisite

>>386356751

>Democrat_Party_Slogan.jpeg

>>386351353
This guy gets it.
When it comes to head damage, whatever doesn't kill you makes you dumber, and helmets will prevent things from killing you.

>>386349861
why does that guy stiffen like that? did he died?

>>386355976
>we love to hear what community thinks, and we will implement changes based on YOUR opinion

>>386344889
>this webm is exactly how his fat mother died

>>386350349
I have a signed bkub print from NYCC, dude was chill as fuck

>>386345659
Would you kindly.jpg

>>386356758
Holy shit I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thanks anon

>>386355264
That filename + gif tingled something in my brain. I could literally feel the nostalgia juices flowing.

>>386349393
Nothing that would help to any significant degree, learn to keep your chin tucked in if you ever get into a fight, which is pretty hard to do intuitively without practice.
Also keep in mind that if you get into a brawl and punch someone in the jaw/chin you are extremely likely to break your hand.

>>386344078
>5% chance to summon 3 clones to defend you upon taking damage.webm

>>386355976
This looks like a clip from the opening sequence for some horror movie.

>>386358402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dyP4LDMLG4

>>386343368
What video is that from?

>>386358429
It'll still KO them right? And you can worry about the broken hand later?

>>386356758
subtle

>>386341039
Holmgang ran out

>>386358039
This one is best

>>386344735
The Ol' Razz-A-Mataz!

>>386347273
Well it's a filename thread durrr
Goddamn, summer sucks.

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>>386345221
Don't worry guys. There were some good people who rose up

>>386345221
>setting himself up for false hope

Haha, i havent expected anyone to hang out or mention my birthdays since I was 16.

>>386358684
final bosman, one of the episodes about mgsv

>>386358887
>Summer
Ironic, as you're the 145th IP in this thread coming in here to shitpost my post telling him he did a good job.

>>386356751
There it is. Obligatory >Bethesda.jpg. Keep up the good work boys.

>>386343368
> because they can be good whem kept something they are never kept as. Better than other kinds of garbage threads.

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>>386341039

>>386352919
Why not

>>386359551
Skull is harder than finger bones.

>>386344314
>>386342074

Anon I don't think you get how filename threads are supposed to work

>>386347640
can I get some source on that?

>>386356628
Agent 23 and a half

>>386358721
Unless
a) You hit like a girl
b) They're a big guy or trained in combat/combat sports
c) Both of the above
You have a decent chance of either KO'ing them or at least shaking them for a while so that you can run away or try breaking your other hand. Adrenaline will help.

>>386345659
this poster is on another level with this

>>386356751
>side_character_is_main_character_in_sequel

>>386358913
I tried to check his Facebook to see if he's doing okay but I can't see anything through privacy walls
Anyone who knows how to get around that shit here who can take a look at /ourguy/?

>>386357014
Found it. It's called The Sagara Family.

>>386350574
>>386350974
>>386351109
>>386351169
>>386351193
>>386355185
>>386355536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSJB54s8zcE

Get ready to cry again boys

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>>386349690
No chin no weakness

>>386360102
>World's best parents
More like Satan.

>>386350015
It rattles the brain, brain is soft and shitty.

>>386360097
Ah, this takes me back

>>386360102
>girl crying extensively and loud piercing your eardrums

>>386346054
did doggo dieded.

>>386345796
did they release the results?

>>386358016
Brain damage.

>>386360102
Fuck that was sweet
Maybe actual happiness is possible

>>386360097
I remember playing as a wee lad that but I thought you meant a harem route. Sagara family didn't have that, or have I lived a lie?
The redhead was best until she pissed all over my balls god fucking damn it

>>386359525
So he's always been that fat. Idk I just don't feel bad for fat people that are sad about themselves or don't know how it happened. I mean, you don't gain 400 pounds overnight. You see it happening over time lol.

>>386360430
Well to be honest it's hard as balls to lose weight

>>386341039
>dex vs str thread gets moved
>filename thread reaches img cap

so... which is it? We can or we can't have nice things.

>>386360531
Wonder what's the story behind this pic

>>386360531
>Redbearded guy in the bottom left
>But, where's her dick?

>>386360553
No it is but it just takes lots of commitment. I'm just saying that the road to getting that fat doesn't happen over night.

>>386360531
me on the left

>>386360428
I believe there's a harem route, but you have to get all other routes first.

>>386355536
She just got so happy she cried

>>386360430
My ex girlfriend won't stop messaging me about how she's getting fatter and fatter these days including pictures and all I do is keep calling her a piece of shit which just makes her eat more

I know it's not really related but I don't know who to talk to about the whole situation and it's kinda messing with my head
I don't know why she won't stop coming to me with this crap and I can't bring myself to just stop replying cause I'm scared she'll just fucking off herself

I keep getting the feeling I'm living somebody else's exact fetish but I'm just not into it

>>386360760
Well you are getting something out of it but you don't want to admit it. When you're older you'll look back on it and understand.

>>386360754
Why are women so overly emotional

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saw this and thought it could be used in a filename thread, but i'm a dumb babby and can't think of one

>>386355536
she's practicing her "I love that huge dick in my face" face

>>386360652
Whore gets put on trial in Ancient Greece.
She's accused of insulting the gods with her whoring.
Her lawyer says "How can anyone so like Aphrodite insult the gods?"

>>386360854
I'm mature enough to look at myself and know that the fact she still cares enough to bring this stuff to me is an ego boost and being able to act unconditionally horrible to another human being and for them to (kinda gratefully) take it is.. liberating

But it's still messing up my head

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>>386360760
Well, anon. She sounds crazy and you have a lot of patience still replying back. She's fishing for your attention and degrading herself because she doesn't want to take control of her own life. It sucks but screw it dude. She shouldn't be your problem.