Kojima is a genius

>>386340572
WOLBACHIA

MALE TO FEMALE

COPULATION

>in other news wolbachia has mutated and spread to humans, rendering 98.8% of the world population infertile

S O I T B E G I N S

THE DINEH

HAMBURGERS

PARASITES

WOLBACHIA

>>386340572
Seriously, just wipe mosquitoes off the face of the Earth already.

ARC WORD FROM MSGV

>>386340980
I wonder if mosquitoes know that they're assholes.

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First head transplant now wolbachia, hole shit chapter 3 confirmed

>>386341010
Humans know they're assholes and we keep destroying.

>>386340896
Would that be a bad thing though

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You only had to listen

>>386340896
Sperm count has already dropped nearly 60 percent in the last 40 years. Though only in western nations.

>>386340896
Not to be an edge lord, but this would not be a bad thing at all. We simply don't need so god damn many people now, with our level of technology. The planet is too crowded as it is.

>>386341079
really makes you think

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But all kojima does is rip off hollywood

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>>386340896
Sounds familiar.

>>386341107
It's not being edgy you are just objectively stupid

>>386340980
>mosquitoes extinct
>frogs have no food to live
>frogs extinct
>snakes have no food to live
>snakes extinct
>birds, fishes, pigs, cows follow

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>wolbachia

Are you fucking serious

>>386341102
Only for western wh*tes actually

>>386341107
Removing 98.8% of the Earth's population would effectively send humanity back to the Stone Age.

>>386341276
Frogs and snakes feed on more than just one species.

>>386340572
KIKONGO

why is everyone so shocked

did you think kojima invented the term "wolbachia"

>>386341276
Frogs eat other bugs too though

>>386341276

Actually
>*pushes up glasses*
You can completely remove mosquitoes from the earth and, aside from a small bump, everything would revert back to normal. Google it.

I dunno why kids thought "vocal-cord parasite" is so far fetched when there are bacteria that literally hijack your brain.

>>386340941
The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

>>386341102
I'm assuming all the radiation coming from smart phones has something to do with it

>>386341503
That's how Hitler justified it too.

>>386341327
Making someonesterile doesn't make them instantly die, dummy, it would be a slow process that would take a few hundred years hopefully that last few men with working sperm aren't nigger or kikes

>>386341550
Because "words that kill" sounds too poetic to be taken literally.

>>386341550
Dude it detects language lmao.

>>386341503
Mosquitoes redistribute iron and protein rich nutrition back to the bottom of the food chain though.

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seriously though the world would be a far better place if we removed ALL insects

you cant argue against this

>>386341573

Are you saying jews aren't mosquitoes?

Are bringing HIM?

>>386341757
I never said it was a bad plan, just poiinting out the parallel.

>>386341678
Doesn't matter, the end result is the same.
>>386341276
This is straight-up false. You don't know anything about the diets of any of those animals.

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>>386340572

Kojima and crew have always looked into some kind of explanation for the backstory conspiracies.

http://www.ccnr.org/bertell_book.html

>>386341754
This

The only reason I don't clean up the mess in my room is because I'm afraid of all the bugs living underneath.

>>386341849
You do realize that 2.2% of of 7.442 billion is still over 1.6 billion, right? that's more than enough to repopulate

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>>386341990

>>386341754
If every species of insect joined a hivemind bent on destroying the human race, humanity would be absolutely fucked. That's reason enough to kill off shit like mosquitoes.

>>386341563
It's mostly because of estrogenes deriving chemicals that plastic bags of our food are made of.

>>386341087
For humans, yes, so unless you're a crow or octopus or whatever else is next in line to inherit the earth you probably shouldn't be hopeful for this

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>>386341990

>2.2% of of 7.442 billion is still over 1.6 billion

>>386341102
its cuz women are getting uglier and its harder to cum and you have to fake it

>>386340572
>which makes the males sterile. They will mate with wild female mosquitoes
I would like to know more about these sterile males mating with wild females to produce more sterile males who will then reproduce with more wild females.

>>386341754
>All insects
>Bees go extinct
>No more plants
>No more herbivore animals
>No more carnivore animals
>No more humans
Congratulations, you played yourself

>>386341990
lrn2math
That's 163,724,000

>>386342126
Squid

>>386341990
I'm gonna ignore your math. Yes, humanity would repopulate, but the loss of educated minds and productive workers would be disastrous. I'm all for wiping out shitholes like the Middle East and most of India, but let's be reasonable here.

>>386342154
Or is the plan to outfuck the wild males with the "i only pass on infertility but am not infertile myself" mosquitoes?

>>386342043
>>386342130
Yeah, so I read it wrong, 163 million is still more than enough to repopulate
>inb4 you have no argument so you just meme at me again

>>386342163
We have been to the moon, I'm sure we can come up with an alternative to bugs to get powder from one flower to another

>>386341276
>birds, fishes, pigs, and cows eat snakes
You retard

>>386342240
You're acting like they're getting killed, they're not, they're just going sterile, and it's just the men

>>386342240
I didn't get the math wrong, I just miscounted the zeroes

>>386341990
100 - 98.8 = 2.2

7e9 x 0.022 = 1.6e9

Kek

>>386342351
Like I said, it doesn't matter you fool. The end result is the same, they die off within less than 100 years and they aren't replaced, nevermind the mass hysteria that would ensue from over 90% of the world's population going sterile.

KIKONGO

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>>386342440
>100 - 98.8 = 2.2

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>>386342543
Edumacation

>>386341976
If you cleaned up the mess in your room they wouldn't have anything to live underneath though.

>>386342947
If ifs and butts were candies and nuts we'd all have a merry christmas

>>386342154
/v/ really needs IQ and literacy tests in place of the captcha in order to post.

>>386341107
Have you seen Children of Men? Infertility is not pretty.

>>386341552

I literally had hamburgers for breakfast today. IF is magic.

>>386343160
Neither is fertility. The human race is not pretty.
I don't want off the ride. I want the ride to go up in flames.

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>>386341372

>>386340572
How does this make Kojima a genius?

>>386340572
EYES

ON KAZUHIRA

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>>386343351
>I don't want off the ride. I want the ride to go up in flames

I think I love you.

>>386343509
He made the bacteria to promote the game. Jokes on him it wasn't discovered until a year after release.

gas the mosquitos
bug war now

>>386341276
Cows eat pigs?

>>386343351
Ever thought about living in a computer? You know theoretically. If it's possible. We could have trillions of humans if they're just consciousness data in virtual reality.

>>386343576
>He made the bacteria to promote the game.
That doesn't mean he's a genius.

You better damn hope this doesn't turn from MGSV to TLoU

>>386343842
If it does im gonna stay in my house and shitpost then an hero right before it reaches my area

>>386343842
TLOU was the better game, so it's ok.

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Look I hate mosquitoes just as much as the next guy but can we please eradicate ticks first?

>>386343842
guys can mosquitos cross the Atlantic?

>>386343969
This

>>386343936
>getting raped by niggers before getting raped by zombies is ok

If all humans suddenly just ceased to exist right now what would happen?

>>386341107
>98.8% of the population infertile
>this would not be a bad thing at all
We'd go extinct in 3 generations. Then again, I guess for individuals it doesn't really matter.

>>386343975
On dirty ships, probably.

>>386343576
lol

>>386344039
I think some unsupervised processes (like nuclear power plants or some shit) might cause problems in the long term, but the Earth will be ok.

>>386343576
That's stupid, trying to kill the people who would buy your game. He ain't no genius.

>>386343969
Agreed. I don't mind most bugs and I think most spiders except brown recluse fuck them are bros, but these guys can get fucked.

>>386341563
>I'm assuming all the radiation coming from smart phones

Not sure if subhuman specimen that escaped from /pol/ or good troll

>>386343969
dogfag detected

>>386344075
SHUT IT DOWN

>>386344039
Look up Life After People

>>386344159
Don't even have to be a dog fag just someone who actually leaves the house in summer in somewhere rural.

>>386344136
explain to me how that's not true

>>386343969
That and german cockroaches.

>>386343747
What makes you think you're not inside a simulation right now?

we can easily live without insects, look at mars it doesn't have insects and yet its a good place to live

>>386343351
>le nihilistic mad man faec.psd

wow ure so deep

>>386344251
Mostly that the world is a fucking shithole. I mean, if I am, we didn't make it ourselves.

>>386340572
>bacteria-infected plagues
nothing can possa-bly go wrong

>>386344251
Pls Elon. Don't you have Electric cars to make.

>>386344242
You mean jews?

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>>386343969
I agree, if only so I can avoid ever having one climb up my leg and latch onto my balls again. FUCK.

>>386344315
He probably watches Rick and Morty unironically.

>>386344231

Everyone has phones nowadays, even poor Africans. Asians probably have more smartphones than the "west"

The radiation is non-ionizing which means it can't affect you no matter how much you become exposed to it.

If phones caused something, it would affect everyone, not just "western" countries.

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>>386344280

>>386340896
How many viruses you know that have mutated from infecting, and that means not just carried by, mosquitos to infecting any vertebrate at all.

>>386341276
>Frogs have no food to live
I mean, there are other bugs around there you know

>>386344368
My condolences. As one who's experienced the feeling of a tick head burrowing deep into my skin, that DOES NOT sound fun.

Question: if we were to kill of a vast majority of the mosquito population, then some long time later have them reintroduced into our ecosystem for various reasons, would we be affected by their diseases like the Injans to the Americans or would that require many more generations for that to happen?

>>386344321
Yeah, I bet you're living in a literal shithole right now, on $2 a day without cleaning water, basic necessities and food to eat. The only thing you have is 4chan. Because all these people suffering have any influence on you or your relatives, other than occasional news flash on your feed. Fucking lol, world has gone to shit, amirite.

>>386344573
Nigger I'm comfortable for a physical world. But if this is actually a dream world where anything is possible, then it's pretty shit compared to what it could be.

>>386344573
I live in Ukraine and i do nothing but post on 4chan and drink all day

>>386344419
Like all of them in history? Mosquitos are the closest thing we have to the grim reaper on this earth. Even if the viruses don't mutate in the mosquitos they're spread everywhere by them.

>>386344670
You got savings or something bro? They don't have neetbux in Ukraine afaik.

That or you're Dendi.

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>>386344125
>mfw I found out that a brown Recluse had been living under my dog's food bowl for months
thank god I got it under a cup in time, and that it didn't bite me nor my dog

NANOMACHINES SON

>>386344404
>non-ionizing radiation can't affect you at all
kek

>>386340572
FOR THE DINE

>>386344827
I was bitten repeatedly by one on both of my feet a few months ago. Shit got swollen like a cantaloupe, it wasn't pretty.

I'm actually going to the clinic tomorrow because I'm worried it might've done some serious damage.

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>>386341276
>snakes extinct

Not on my watch.

>>386344564
most diseases spread by mosquitos have a cure already, are already harmful to humans, or just don't affect them at all, so nothing would really change, unless we're talking millions into the future, in which case we probably won't have cures

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>>386340572
But how will Code Talker eat burgers if there's no more mosquitos?

>>386343727
Yes, unless they're Mooslim.

>>386341990
Are you fucking stupid?

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>>386345597
Ah, culture.

>>386345597
WE

>pays attention to this
>ignores the dying honey bee population

niggers, priorities.

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>>386345597
That does it. I'm having Whataburger for lunch.

>>386345597
>they have forks
>but no food to eat with the forks
Who are their suppliers?

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>>386345597
Then people wonder why Sub-Saharan Africans die from diseases

>>386340980
Ticks and deer keds too, please.

>>386346342
I doubt that Malaria sporozoites would survive your digestive system.

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>>386345092
>bitten by a brown recluse on your feet
>multiple times
>yet currently has feet

>>386342463
>they aren't replaced
Artificial wombs. Spermbanks. You'd have a breeding population back in less than two decades.

>>386341276
>believing the natural equilibrium jew

>>386342126
Dolphins

>>386342207
>Kojima and Nintendo working together
How deep does it go