I'm digging the new 13 year Steam badge.

>>386336906
>650XP
So that's what you get for a decade of loyalty? $0.50 worth of steam level?

>>386337149
Valve only gives exp to things that put money in their bank. Loyalty ain't one of them.

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>I'm only a 10 year cuck

>>386337361
Sucks for you man. When I play csgo, I insta get tons of respect just because of my 13 year badge.

I'm like a steam god.

I bought HL2 in the new year's sale so I just missed out on the longest years of service badge.

>>386337149
steam level is worthless

>you're playing with kids younger than your steam account

>>386337420
Every faggot ive seen with 13 year old badges were either blatant or closet cheaters.

Id say 80% of the 13 yos out there are hijacked by them, most of them already got vacced/overwatched.


In 4 months my legit csgo account will be 13 too

>>386336906
>badge

more like stigmata

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Anyone else here have this one?

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>>386336906
Why hasn't my fucking steam client worked properly for the last 2 weeks you fat jew fuck?

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>>386339024
Because you're retarded?

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>>386336906
Uhh, damn. Mine is still 12 years. I guess I bought half life 2 a while after it came out but I swore I got it at release.

Time worked different in Australia back then.

>>386339338
>$0.05 has been deposited into your account

>>386336906
Can some people petition steam to let you keep 12 or 14 longer if your culture is legit paranoid about the number 13?

>>386337801
Nope. Increases the amount of friends you can have.

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>tfw still a beta virgin single digit account

only cucks have 10+ badges, that means you payed to have valves dick up your ass with their shitty unfunctional service when sales werent even a thing

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>two years to go before I enter the double digits

>>386338860
not having that is better than having that desu senpai

the only people i've ever seen with that badge are enormous attention whores. At this point it's as much of a red flag as having a >100 steam level.

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14th year better be golden or some shit

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>>386340217
>friends

Weird, I got HL2 as soon as it was released. I worked in a game shop at the time and it unlocked at a specific time. I still only have the 12 year badge, I thought Steam was only released with HL2?

>>386340863

It came like two months after counter-strike 1.6 was released.

>dont even have a year yet
SOMEBODY STOP ME

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>tfw 11 years and only 100+hrs in dota

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Im a bad boy, a cool kid.

>>386340217
so it's worthless, got it

>>386337361
>there are people on this sub/r/ who don't have their 14th steam birthday coming up

is it possible to buy one of these badges?

>>386343574
Usually goes for around $300-12000 on sale sites

>>386343523
>sub

>>386336906
I'm 2 year retard.

My old steam got hacked by some Russian Slav faggot. What happened was that I was being targeted by everyone on some Garry's Mod server because I wasn't Russian. I told them all that they're all poor running games off of a potato and they live in a shitty communist society and told them that capitalism is the way a country should be run. They started getting furious at me and one of the script kiddies decided to call his brother to help hack me.

After that, something happened with my PC and I was stuck being a phone poster for 2 years. In 2015 I finally was able to make a Steam account again, and this time I bought more than just Gmod.

>look mom at how long ive been using garbage drm

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>>386343574
>>386343672
These accounts aren't that rare.

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>>386344376
13 years retards on suicide watch

>>386344376
>>386344517
>he considers a non-5 digit account a real 13 year account

>>386344237

Westerner capitalist BTFO

>>386336906
Alot of loyalty for hired games.

I'm 30 years old. I have an original steam account that I shelved. My current account is a 10 year account. The original account has mostly valve games and a few random classics.

How much could I sell my original account for? I don't care about steam level or any of that bullshit.

>>386340802
Screw you september 2003 tards...

>>386345482
Hol up
How can you be a 13 y without having a 5 digit account?

>>386346442
I'm 6 digit and I have a 13y account. By August 2004, there were already at least 3 million accounts.

>>386346442
>>386346618
where can you see these digits?

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Soon be 4000 days, neat.

>>386340217
>Needing more than two friends

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>Caring about badges and cheevos for your rented games on a pc gaming social media platform
LOL

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>>386337361
h-heh

>>386346850
buttmad 3 year badge detected

>>386346776

is 4000 when it gets wiped off your profile?

>>386346776
Tainting your original steam account with a VAC ban.

Damn, you dun fucked up good.

>>386346850
Butthurt 3 year account pleb

>>386346979
I believe it's 2556 days.

>>386346740
There was a console command in cs that allowed you to see others digits, just google it I guess.

>>386346618
Ah, 6th digit, I see. I thought there were some shit accounts with high amount of digits and both 13 years. Still sexy

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>There are people on Steam who have spent literally hundreds of dollars on their profiles.

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>ywn be 13 years

>>386346740
Ok, I found out how, join a cs 1.6, cs source or cs go server and go into console and type "status".
This will give your steam ID plus that of all the players on the server.

>>386347029
it was my brother ;_;

>you've wasted 13 years of your life playing video games

>>386346967
>>386347029
>I was cucking myself with a terrible DRM platform years before it turned stable, usable and mainstream
why do you feel the need to validate yourselves so much over your shitty decisions
steam was not worthwhile until at least six years ago, but if you don't remember that I guess you really did just buy that 13 year badge for 5 dollars

>>386347976
Nigger I've spent 30 years playing video games. Its just that they started keeping a record on my activities 13 years ago.

>>386348002
I got steam just to play HL2 dumbass, it was a requirement. I remember the first game to appear on the steam store. Do you?

It was darwinia and that free gordon freeman 2d sidescroller. Youre just buttflustered that your account is worthless.

>>386340802
It's probably going to still be purple at least until 15. If you remember 10, 11, and 12 all are the same color.

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I joined steam when I was forced into it to play a single player game. I hated Steam then and I don't really like it now.

>>386346813

>needing any friends at all

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>only lv8

>>386348154
>I'm proud I used steam when it was forced onto me and an objectively bad software that crashed every second day
you sure are putting a lot of worth on a valve drone badge which people sell for 5 dollars

>>386348751
As I said before, I get mad respect when people check my profile while playing cs go and shit.

Having a 13 year account gets you respect on steam, maybe not to muh drm neckbeards like you, living in the past with your nin toddler cartridges.

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>got steam with dark messiah
>could barely use it because my craptop was too crap
>realize I dominated multiplayer despite being at like 15 fps

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>>386346956
y-yeah

>>386349185
Why is your account only 8 years old? Were you literally a toddler or something when steam came out?

To play cs and half life 2, you needed steam...

>>386336906
>tfw 23 december, 2004.
Soon i'll be an elder god too.

>>386349269
perhaps he had a normal life before?

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Casuals.

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I prefer this one

>>386349269
to be fair my original reason for buying was to play tf2 and garrysmod
>>386349269
and no I just played wow before

>being an under 13-er

You need to be 18 to post here.

>>386349269
Not him, but I had to use a no-steam crack to play half life 2 since I didn't have internet until like 2007

>>386349438
red pill me on the golden potato

>>386349571
No

>>386346813

Pretty sure you mean three friends, sweetie. Most co-op games are to be played with 4 sweethearts.

>>386349571

Portal 2 ARG.

Having an early steam account only proves you wanted to play CS and HL2 so badly that you were willing to bend over for GabeN
PC gaming had more to offer outside of steam at that time you filthy valve-drones

>>386349269
yarr harr

>>386349504
what am I to do now that I'm 23?

>>386344376

>100% save
>$ after the number
How many people have fallen for this scam?

>>386349509
>no internet in 2007

Are you like from uganda or sum shit?

>>386340863
Steam is more than a year older than HL2. As the other anon said, it was released with CS 1.6.

>>386349442
Why doesn't Steam have fun events like this from time to time that aren't just for major sales?

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E-peen thread?

>>386349958
yea dude, my dads a high ranking officer so I'm allowed 1 hour of internet a day

>>386350160
dat 6 year steam badge ruins it though.

Your steam profile is like being 6'2, monster abs but a 4 inch penis.

>>386350261
Was a normie back then. Was in QMJHL and a possible NHL draft pick until I decided to focus on school. Horrible life choice.

>>386350160
What a tiny epeen.

>>386350160
Why do people never max out their steam community badge? They don't like the final version of it or something?

>tfw only 5 years
arrest me

>>386349652
wtf why you talk like a gay

>>386350558
Some of them require having steam friends. At most, I add someone for a trade and remove them right after. Also I decline any friend invites. I'm only 5 tasks from completing it.

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>>386350764

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haha

>>386350439
>gave up hockey to be a useless pos playing video games all day
desu I'd do the same thing.

>>386350646
It may not be illegal, but it sure as heck is morally wrong to have such a pleb badge.

>>386340217
>virtual friends*

Where do I find my years badge at? The steam UI is so clunky.

>>386351294
ur profile, duh

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I got steam when I was 12 years old.

>tfw only 6 years badge
>Have an IRL friend
>Find out he has a Steam account, he says he stopped using it long ago
>Check it
>12 years badge
>Last time he logged in was 10 years ago
I have mixed feelings.

>>386351383
>blocked date

underage

>>386351736
Tell him to give it to you.

>>386352010
>10 years ago when he was 12
>now hes 22
i dont think you can into math

>>386353432
>no date provided

LEGIT

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Only 11 years here ;_;

>>386353553
why would no date mean hes underadge? redpill me on steam badges

>9years
>lvl55 for what was less than 60
it's a shame I lost track of my old 13 account, I think it had a VAC on it (twice hijacked), pretty sure some shitskin is racking up more VACs on it by the day, at least it's not a sullied 5 digit, it was 6 or something.

then again, like hell I'd buy 500 games all over again.

>>386336906
>held off getting steam until Orange box came out because steam was and still is drm.
Honestly if you have had steam for over 10 years now you're an even bigger faggot.

>>386351180
Why are pcbros so entitled? I was a consolebro before moving to PC. I just made the change pretty late on. What's wrong with that?

>>386349997

Actually steam came out with the CS1.4 beta (joint client with HLNET)

>>386344376
$8?

Russkies sell that for like 8 Cents

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4 digit steam id

>>386355668
how can you tell?

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>>386354934
this. I avoided steam for awhile because I believed in having the physical media, disc rot will still make them useless though.

>>386355839
http://steamidfinder.com/

Mine is 2986

>>386355384
>entitled
That word doesn't mean what you think it does.

>>386355952
2 years of service on that profile, though

>>386356105
You have to use the full number, STEAM_0:1:2986

>>386349269
I was primarily a console user until my friends took me to a LAN centre. Even then I just had a crappy laptop so even though I owned Valve games and shit it was years later until I had a decent computer.

>>386355952
didn't work for me for some reason

>>386350160
>6 Perfect games
Jesus Christ. That's nothing.

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Steam was absolute garbage for the first 4 years.

>>386356208
>STEAM_0:1:2986

How the fuck did you get one of the first steam ids ever? Just counting Valve, theres probably 1000 of them.

>>386356540
I signed up for the steam beta as soon as it was released. I knew a guy with a 1k steam ID.

STEAM_0:0:3110351 are you kidding me? i have a 13 year badge and i'm in the millions? kill me now

>>386356661
Why tho

>>386356798
6 Digits are still highly respectable, the average person on steam has an id in the 100s of millions.

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>>386356881
7 digits.. 3,110,351

>>386356540
Do you know why some people have STEAM_1:1 amd ptjers jave STEAM_0:1 or STEAM_1:0?

>>386356804
Because I was a fucking nerd on 4chan, nothing has changed.

Though really I wanted to try CS with the riot shield.

>>386356991
There were two servers handling registration at the time.

>>386336906
i laugh at your 13 year cucks because you installed valve's DRMware the SECOND they made HL2 its requirement.

best goyim

>>386356661
All beta accounts got deleted on release. I got into the closed beta in nov 2002 and still have a 20XXX ID because i had no luck registering in the morning.