What's he browsing for, /v/?

>>386331965

Nintendo games and Nintendo accessories.

>>386331965
leave him alone

>>386331965
>mom gets divorced
>starts treating son like husband
>son can't look at other girls without feeling guilt
emotional incest is scary

>>386332101
or what're you gonna do? are you his boyfriend or something?

>>386332287
Fuck I just realized I think my mother is treating me like this.

Taking a picture of a person without their knowledge, posting it /v/, and then ridiculing them is more pathetic than anything the guy is doing in the photo.

>>386332293
*unsheathes katana and nintendo power glove*
i said leave him alone

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>>386332370

I don't know but it's not nice to take pictures of strangers with the intent of making fun of them online

>>386332036
something better than playstation or xbox

>>386331965
Those autistic Nintendo toys
Amibies?

>>386332370

No, it's really not.

>>386332490
Yes, it really is.

>>386332370
This for sure, how bad do you have to feel about yourself to pull a stunt like this

>>386332341
>Mother is paraplegic sense before she met my father
>father died before I was born
>Mother's getting old, & relies on me for house work

“When your mother has grown older,
When her dear, faithful eyes
no longer see life as they once did,
When her feet, grown tired,
No longer want to carry her as she walks –

Then lend her your arm in support,
Escort her with happy pleasure.
The hour will come when, weeping, you
Must accompany her on her final walk.

And if she asks you something,
Then give her an answer.
And if she asks again, then speak!
And if she asks yet again, respond to her,
Not impatiently, but with gentle calm.

And if she cannot understand you properly
Explain all to her happily.
The hour will come, the bitter hour,
When her mouth asks for nothing more.”

Adolf Hitler, 1923.

>>386331965
Latest Neptunia game

>>386332574
*since
My bad

>>386332370
No. It's petty and mean spirited, sure, and quite hypocritical. But being at least twenty five and wearing a fedora while getting your mother to buy you games is infinitely more pathetic.

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Nintendo girls are fine

>>386332405
>>386331965
>both are nintendo fans
makes me....think quite a bit

>>386332669
How can you say that without knowing the context of the picture? Is that his mom? Is she buying him a game? Is he autistic? Who fucking knows.

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>>386331965

Another reason to live that will last longer than 10 hours and cost less than 59.99.

dump pictures of nintendoughs

>>386332627
haha wow oh my god, this guy is UGLY and he's playing a VIDEO GAME in public. what a maroon! what a fucking sap! what a putz! let's all laugh at him for being ugly and weird, the worst crimes imaginable. also let's take a picture of him discreetly because we're cowards who can't make fun of someone to their face.

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>>386332795

>>386332819
Imagine how people would react if he was a chad.....

>>386332374
Kek

>>386331965
Maybe he as an accelerated aging disease and he only 10 years old.

>>386331965
Probably looking for pedobait like Splatoon
Fucking Nintenbros

>>386332769
It's certainly not his wife, look at the forearm. I doubt he's paying, if he is it's with government money. If he ie autistic, then it is still pathetic, just in a sadder way.

>>386332838
too much
when I was in high school there was a autistic kid who loved Nintendo, he had it really bad almost down syndrome.

>>386332819
t. 1447615384948.jpg

>>386332574
I like this poem.

>>386332547

No. Just improve yourself instead. Take a look in the mirror. Or you could just kill yourself.

>>386332910
nah, I'm just not

>a bully
>a coward
>a sociopath

>>386332781
what's worse, being a quadriplegic or being blind?


I mean at least you can play certain games like warioware with your mouth if you're a quadriplegic, and watch movies and shit. If you're blind you can't do shit. Maybe you can play movies like uncharted and Life is Strange if you're blind, just mash buttons and you'll do fine. It would be like a radio drama.

Persona 5

>>386332627

Why don't these people just commit suicide?

>>386332838
looks like chibi

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>>386332490
>>386332951

>>386332974

See the world that you cannot experience or don't see the world but have the mobility.

Blind, because sex as a blind man is probably pretty good. The amount of times that I masturbate I might actually run the risk of getting my sight back.

Someone post the cutie gaming while sitting in a GameStop. It's okay when girls do it.

>>386333071

There is something in this picture that is absolutely crucial, and you seem to have missed it completely.

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>>386332405
Just your average Splatoon player

>>386332341
Your mother is treating me like that too.

>>386333215
haha oh my GOD look at those UGLY PEOPLE and they're OUTSIDE?!?! WHO LET THEM OUTSIDE?! PICTURE TIME!

>>386333215
They aren't even fucking doing anything in this one. They're just standing in a store. The cringe, oh no.

>>386333215
why are burgers so fat? fat people deserve death

>>386331965
>His best friend's mom buys him a videogame
>He goes to her house and fucks her bareback in his best friend's bed afterwards

living the high life desu

>>386333280
Fast food, corn syrups, most people don't work labor intensive jobs

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>>386333280
You got cucked by a fat american didn't you? girls can't resist FAC

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>>386333380
This one is just normal....

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>>386333380

You guys really get off on pictures people took of fat guys with games in public huh?

>>386333380
those fucking boots

>>386333456

Just kill yourself already, tubby.

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>>386333446
?

This is why so few people know my power level.

I actually like getting vagina.

An escape.

>>386333380
>>386333446

This is like a case study in "How not to be as an adult."

>>386333106
Wait are you blind?

>>386333380
I fucking hate gamers

>>386333060
chibi is cute tho. if i was a girl I'd take his virginity by force

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>>386333527
>trying to fit in on 4chan

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>>386333482
It's weird to think Sawyer used to be chubby.

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>>386331965
i'd fuck her, that fedora must watch the action too

>>386332953
You're just a fatass

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>>386333554
It's just people standing in a line?

>>386333659
but I'm not

>>386333561

Not yet.

>>386332974
There was a guy on here years ago who was missing his left hand and still managed to unlock every achievement in TWEWY, which has arguably the most complicated touch-screen controls of any DS game.

>>386333663
you don't get it anon

they are UGLY. which means we must take pictures of them and laugh at them. god I wish we could just lock up uglies and throw away the key. look at them fucking standing in a line being ugly.

>>386333215
I'd suck off that fatty in the burgundy shirt.

>>386333682
now try it with no hands

>>386333663

No, it's not "just people".

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>>386333702
That'd be like 95% of humanity....

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I'm 27 years old and i still go shopping with my mom, especially when i need to buy clothes because she have good tastes.

Fight me.

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>>386333772

>>386333215
get a load of this neckbeard convention

>>386333380
Hahaha omg! I can't BELIEVE I share a hobby with these saddos. Almost makes me not want to identify as a GAMER ...

>>386333071
>anon says something
>someone posts a chart of some complicated bullshit and says "KEK THIS MEANS YOU'RE WRONG"
>dozens of replies from people who don't even understand what just happened
Why does 4chan always fall for this?

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>>386333987
>identifying as a gamer ever
I play games, but anyone who identifies as a gamer is trash.

>>386334042
We're bored

>>386334042
t, sonygro who takes creepshots of children playing games they don't like

For pusspuss

>>386333613
Even as a chubster he doesn't look too bad.

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>>386332374
heh

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>>386334042
Here's a textbook example.

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>>386332838
>exgf hears a story about my joy and wonder playing LoZ as a kid
>gets me this shirt as a gift
>breaks up with me a week later to fuck a fat chick who can keep her high 24/7
>give shirt to little sister to wear to sleep
>little sister goes from zero to watermelons overnight
>shirt is now mega milk-tier straining to contain
>tell her to stop wearing it because it's too small now
>no one wants to fug in this story

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>>386332405
this is why america needs trump

>>386333380
>>386333446
wow Modern Warfare 3 for DS

>>386334234
you got caught out, manlet.
When will you learn?

>>386332405
What are those boots?

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>>386333380
>>386333446
hopefully they're all in line for the gas chambers

>>386333248
they're not even people imo, subhuman.
Just like you.

>>386334439
wow cosmo looks great, what happened

>>386333440
look at the way they dress you retard
they obviously don't understand the concept of dressing
they're all autistic

>>386333446
>>386333380
is that a best buy or a fry's

>>386332405
really though, why are furfags attracted to splatoon? I get that they love mediocrity as long as it has animal stuff, but still. Just having squids sets them off?

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>tfw I find chubby/overweight guys cute ad love sucking them off knowing they don't get any
>tfw I'm gay as fuck and can't stop

>>386333380
>this is america
>these are the average americans

>>386334495
Average American is Latino.

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>>386331965

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>>386333380

I never cared that much about fashion but looking at that picture seriously makes me want to dress better.

>>386332781
Just a flesh wound!

>>386334487
I wouldn't be that harsh. It's probably another 100 degree day out in bumfuck nowhere arizona. There's a nintendo release in the afternoon and the local walmart definitely won't have enough stock to last. So they drape on their shirts and cargo shorts, sweat in the queue for a few hours, and rush back home to a sweet, air conditioned bing bing wahoo marathon.

>>386331965
I always feel sad when I see these sorts of things.
Poor dude is the product of his parenting.
I don't imagine he does anyone any real harm, so no need to be a cunt about him.
I hope he finds happiness.
And I hope you do to anon. That way you won't need to feel better by putting some random weirdos down on the internet.

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>>386332405

Is this the average splatoon fan?

>>386334243
>mega milk-tier straining
I read that as "milk stains"

>>386332457
For little children, kids, and manchildren.

>>386334494
Can you imagine sometime in the future a great leak happening and all your info being available online along with everything you wrote on 4chan and everyone else, your family being curious and seeing shit like this written by you?

>>386331965
That's not her son. That's her husband.

>>386331965
What is it about Nintendo in particular that attracts autists?

I wondered if it were just a Western thing, but I teach in Japan now, and I have clearly autistic students with a fixation upon Nintendo (most Japanese normalfags play trashy smartphone games) who have notebooks full of weird sketches of Pokemon feet and other DA-tier shit.

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>>386334738
My family would finally learn about how angry I am about everything.

>>386332627
>checking streetpass
>/v/ fag takes picture of you
>"HAHA XD HE PLAY VIDYA IN PUBLIC"

>>386332669
>>386332552
>>386332490
>>386332405
>>386332370
Would it be better if the anon had asked him or told him that he was taking a pic of him?

>>386334243
Need to see pics of your sister with the shirt.

>>386332987
Seems like a tall guy. It's bad for your neck to look downward for so long, so he cleverly got on his knees to play. What a clever man.

>>386331965
New case for his 3DS that he plays in public places.

>>386332374
Hah, this punk thinks he can take us on! Come on boys, let's get 'em

>>386332405
Thats FRESH

>>386334738
Seeing as my family is pretty SJW and how my mom smacked me for arguing against a point Hillary made, I think I'd be kicked out of the house.

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>>386334738
Are you implying that would even bother me at all?

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>>386333230

>>386334578
really just throw away your jean shorts and you're set

>>386334765
I think most of them have been playing Nintendo games since they were small children and never really felt the need to move on. It's the same as when someone develops an obsession with a particular sport or movie as a little kid and the attachment stays with them for the rest of their life.

>>386335416
>jorts
>bad
they're literally all I wear

Man I wish I were not self-aware and could leave my house.

>>386334414
What are THOOOOOOOOSE

>>386332574
Hitler was a sensitive man.

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>>386334704
It is now

>>386335471
I bet you're sitting at your computer all smug while sipping iced mtn dew from a wine glass, feeling all confused over why anyone would challenge your patrician taste in legwear.

>>386332987
whu are turbo autismos attracted to these striped 80s shirts?

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>>386333071
>>386334234
Lemme add to that.

>>386334796
>checking streetpass as a grown adult
That's even worse, anon.

>>386335842
You don't know how to have fun

>>386335587
think of the time and effort to make those

Zelda is shit

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>>386335416

I don't have any jeans shorts, but I'm really on the fence when it comes to shorts in general. I just feel like I'm getting a bit too old for that look, but then again the idea of never wearing them during summer isn't exactly comforting.

I even asked people on /fa/ and they said as long as I'm in decent shape (which I am) and have somewhat decent legs (don't know about that) that it shouldn't be an issue.

But I don't know about that. Everytime I see a guy my age with shorts I feel like it makes them look either very sloppy or like a manchild.

>>386332627
I wish that people like this would just kill themselves.

>>386336036
I can't imagine not wearing shorts in the summer.

>>386336036
stay away from jean shorts, cargo shorts, and any kind that covers your knee.

>>386333380
>v gamestop meetup.jpg

>>386335584
It almost makes you doubt the holocaust..

Chew on that for a bit. It can really make you think.

>>386332370
>being this much of a fag
One guy is an asshole for a moment and snaps a picture of a funny pathetic person in public and posts it on the internet for giggles

He goes back to being a normal functioning member of society with a great social life

Guy in OP's pic remains a pathetic loser for probably his whole life

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>>386331965
>pathetic fatass permavirgin neckbeard manchild with a fedora
>in the MUH NINTENDO corner

Literally.Every.Time

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HAHA NINTENDOBROS ARE SO FUCKING UGLY

ONLY SONYFAGS ARE CHADS

>>386336261
No it doesn't.

>>386334487
yeah let me just put on some nice clothes so i can go stand in line for a video game

>>386333675
Shut the fuck up fatty and gobble up THIS
*unsheathes BBC*

>>386331965
vidya games m8

>>386335783
if i was morbidly obese, i would do this shit ironically and never tell anyone.

if i know people are going to laugh at me anyways, i might as well join them. being able to laugh at yourself is one of the best ways to becoming confident.

>>386333380
>americans

>>386336629
>OBSESSED

Why are most gamer fat like this, but when I went to movie rental, those ppl are aren't as fat as these gamer

What's the difference ? They all sit infront of a TV all day

>>386336608
If I were morbidly obese I would be doing everything I could to lose weight

Baffles my fucking mind how people can live like that.

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>ITT

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>>386336250

>>386335416
>hating jeans shorts
That's the epitome of cykacore bands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTwbldIGPYk

>>386336764
this is an 18+ board so my advice reflects that

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>>386336036
Don't listen to those telling you what specific clothing you shouldn't wear

Look for the ppl who has similar body shape as you, look at what works on them and copy their concept

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>>386336682
depends on where you live

i can tell english isn't your first language so maybe you're russian? for some reason fat people don't exist in russia.

>>386336870
Those people are definitely above 18.

>>386336758
>/v/ meetup
Sad! ow do boards even meet up anyway?

>>386336036
Don't go to /fa/ to ask advice, all you get is highschool fuckboi taste

>>386336682
>They all sit infront of a TV all day
they also constantly eat and drink junk food monster energy drinks

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>>386332405

>>386337061
Movie ppl snacks like crazy too, but you don't see landwhale in blockbuster that much

>>386333446
Oh wow a normal assortment of people standing in line, better post a picture of it on /v/!

>>386332405
i remember seeing a video of this guy and he seemed pretty cool

>>386333792
Same here, I'd rather go shopping with my mom than with any of my friends because she is actually knowledgeable about clothes and has good taste.

>>386336993
and yet they dress like children.

>>386337013
lurk more

>>386337231
>hating fun
I bet you drink coffee just to look like an "adult". Grow up.

>>386337091
Is this guy seriously wearing a snes controller

>>386333583
>chibi is cute tho.

I would really prefer if you would stop talking.

>>386337219
>>386333792
Post some of the clothes she brought you
, wear them for extra Internet point

>>386337264
no, im tusy busy playing video games

>>386336608
i was obese, i was never happy about it. i accepted it, but i could never laugh or joke about it without hating myself for it

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>>386337279
i mean if you want to have fun, by all means wear whatever trash you find. the discussion i was having was about making choices to dress better.

>>386337091
Looks like a potential psycho killer

>>386337091
lol Euros

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>>386333380
Damn she must have a huge erection

>>386333215
>Faggy dorks at gamestop taking pictures of other dorks at gamestop and then posting it online

I'm just always confused by this shit.
Like nigga you hangin around a fuckin shitty ass gamestop. Half the time it looks like it's the middle of the night like a motherfucker done lost control of they life. You ain't no better than the fags you're lookin at

>>386337279
Not him, but I unironically started drinking coffee a few months ago just to feel like more of an adult, but then it started making me feel tired throughout the day and I realized that the mature thing to do was actually to stop drinking it.

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>>386331965
Ah, a man with exquisite taste in fashion and vidya alike.

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>>386337791
>visible back hair

Why is it always the nintendo fans?

>>386337091
this guy hasnt played any video games for the last decade at least

>>386337791
>that hairy as fuck back
I don't know why this grosses me out so much

>>386337410
Giving advice on how others should dress without even knowing how they look is dumb. You can make anything look good or bad, depending on who and how wears it.

>>386337714
That's the thing. Coffee is a pretty pointless drink unless you actually enjoy the taste itself.

>>386337853
Fuck him, tell me about the owner of those legs.

>>386337853
The thing with the green hair or those legs? Because those legs are giving me a little chub right now and I don't want to be gay

>>386337791
Isn't the 2ds unit intended for small children? Why would a teenager or an adult buy one for himself?

>>386337395
sounds like you've got insecurity problems kiddo :^)

i'm 350 lbs and can laugh at myself any time :^)

tfw you have very little body hair and smooth, pale legs

i don't even want to be a trap, i'm far too tall for it and i have no desire

>>386338037
bing bing 1-up wahoo

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>>386336036

>He went to /fa/

>>386338109
i did, yes, but i lost 100 pounds. being physically handicapped by poor lifestyle decisions isn't all that hilarious

>>386333380
i want the little nigglet

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>>386337853

I love my Switch but I can't bring myself to bring it anywhere. MAYBE public transportation if I could use it, but then niggers would probably rob me.

>>386337853
So are they self-aware and have given up, or do they have terrible personalities and no one tells them, or do they have friends who don't mind? I can never tell with shit like this.

ITT: People in the posted images sperging out

>>386336905
ah, the trailer park white trash essentials.... very nice.........

>>386338143
No seriously, they're designed to be a sturdier 3ds for younger kids who would otherwise break them.

>>386337091
>i'm here for the job interview

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>>386332370
>>386332819
>>386332953
Found the ugly people who dress with autism shoes and autism belts. Get fucked ugly, you whine about being made fun of but never think what it's like for people around you who have to see your lardass pigface.

Also
>bullying
>bad

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>>386333380
>More hair in your pony tail than on top of your head.
Nothing would make me want to put my fist through my bathroom mirror faster than waking up to a sight such as that every morning.

>>386338423
>employer is forced to hire him because he doesn't want to seem discriminatory
>employees are forced to be nice to him so they don't get fired for discrimination

>>386338326
I've never played it in public, its too unwieldy to feel comfortable outside.

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>>386338190

Fatguy here, working on losing weight and it fucking sucks, I know in the long run I will live longer and be able to play more games, so its worth it.

>tfw have a long way to go, but 30 pounds down.

>>386338575
I started using a bike while playing games on a small tv, lost about 18 pounds so far.

>>386332987
He's obviously too tall for the stand and for the 3D effect to work.

>>386338401
theyre a 3ds made on the cheap. they cost 80 dollars brand new with at least one game bundled, as opposed to a new 3ds/2dsxl/3dsxl, which cost anywhere from 150 to 200 with no game included.

if youre buying used they're dirt cheap and still often include any downloaded titles it had with its previous owner because nintendo has retarded hardware-tied drm.

its a really cheap way to get all of the 3ds's library, save for the xenoblade port and binding of isaac.

>>386338367
I'm just giving an example jean short are not ugly on everyone, read the thread shitposter

>>386332405
Good lord.

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>>386338575

>>386338575
Hungry skelly here, good luck fatbro.

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>>386333380
>>386333446
>fat
>ponytail
>cargopants
>shorts
>autism shoes
>one guy in a pink skirt
>circus tent clothing that doesn't fit at all
>everyone appears to be under 180cm
>some people defend this shit

Americans

>>386333792
I go shop with my mom too because even if I have a job she still might pay for it and I'm a fucking jew.

>>386338575
you can do it my friend. eventually you'll reach a point where exercising frequently becomes routine for you, and you'll find that you need to expend that energy

>>386338037
The 2ds is for his brothers son, he is just testing it to see if it works, learn to read the details

>>386338345
Usually they have a group of enablers on sites like tumblr and reddit. They see no point in being a normal, productive member of society because they have online social groups who are willing to accept all of their eccentricities, even the ones that are harmful. It's sort of like how users on this site wouldn't really react to someone claiming to be a NEET simply because you see it here all the time, but people in real life would be disgusted by it.

>>386338741
That looks pretty tasty.

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>>386338575
moist rich chocolate cake

>>386338845
Sounds like they should start posting on 4chan and develop crippling levels of self-consciousness to they double down on trying to be as normal as possible to the point where it actually becomes awkward again.

>>386338741
What the fuck is this, happy meal for adult ?

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>>386338575

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>>386338575
Have a break anon, you deserve some rest !

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>>386338575
fuckin strawberry cheesecake nigger

>>386338963
Therein lies the dilemma: these people refuse to come here because they can't stand criticism. It's basically why 4chan and tumblr have always hated each other.

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>>386338575
mmmm

>>386333792
same but i'm 28

>>386338882
I will never understand people who like chocolate on chocolate.

>>386337091
why are his feet pointed inward

>>386335783
Thank god he put those arrows on there, I almost didn't notice.

>>386335783
>the edit
Why?

>>386336707
If you were obese your lifestyle would have lead up to that and people do not change their lifestyles without something forcing their hand.

And legit, if you're not 300+ lbs you have no idea what its like to move with up to nearly three times the weight of a typical person - like carrying weights with you at all times. Not to mention the spacial awareness shift. Fatties have more body to maneuver.

Losing weight isn't something thin people know how to do. You're not gifted with an insight from being thin. You are doing exactly what fat people are doing - maintaining a lifestyle trained into you from childhood. Theirs just included enough calories to exceed what they burned for so long the net gain lead to poor health. You are no more gifted at managing your life than them.

>>386339552
Finally, someone who agrees!
What's your favourite cake, anons?

I like carrot cake.

>>386340134
t. amerifat

>>386336758

forum meet ups are horrible. unless you meet someone on a dating site/app and plan to get laid, do not meet people from the internets.

I took part in a meet up of another message board some years ago, big one with like 20-25 people. it was alright but only because there were these two alpha male characters that fired up the group and led us to do shit. lucky case but other than that, shit turned out awwkard as hell.

>>386340216
No. Physical therapist. I work with fatties and back injuries all day. You do work, right?

>>386332101
If he wanted to be left alone he wouldn't have worn a goddamn fedora. No one would have paid a moment's notice otherwise.

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>>386338575
>fatty as well
>lost 15 kg so far
>don't even exercise
Keep at it anon, we can both do it

>>386332574
nothing wrong

>>386335768
Because they've been dressed by their moms their entire lives

>>386340216
there is not a single word he said that is wrong
it's not like majority of these people were stick thin kids who as soon as they hit 18 just suddenly let themselves go and became hambeasts overnight

>>386338823
Unironically this

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>>386339184
For me, it's the McChicken

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Im a white European living in Asia (Hong Kong) so admittedly, getting some is a bit easier here, than it would be back home. However, I always thoroughly hide that I play vidya, and only after Ive known girls for a while do I let them catch on sometimes.

One time, I was waiting for my fwb and watching a DotA championship stream on TV, and when she walked in she looked at it while I got drinks read
>youre into games. anon? I never would have guessed, given how you dress and how charming you are
>'Would you have been keener to come over if you had known?"
>...probably not. Its cute now though.


women..

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>>386338575
You can do it anon-kun!
I used to weigh 131 kg but in about 6 months I went down to 81 kg.

>>386339040
It's not fair. I haven't been able to eat anything solid for days since I got my wisdom teeth removed. You have no idea how badly I want to sink my teeth into a crispy fried pork chop or a succulent leg of lamb

>>386342047
>in about 6 months I went down to 81 kg.
Jesus what did you do exactly to lose so much so quickly?

>>386342069
How long do you have to go without solids?

>>386332574
Thanks, Hitler

>>386342208
Very strict paleo diet with lots of cardio and lifting.

>>386342226
At least a few more days, I'm not sure exactly. It doesn't sound that bad writing it out but it's been a pretty miserable time. You have to be really careful about what you do with your mouth since if you burst the blood clot on the extraction site it's apparently the worst pain imaginable.

>>386332405
I'm into chubby guys. Wish I knew him to use him as a fuckbuddy

>>386342395
Welp. Not looking forward to that.

>>386335768

Goodwill

>>386336363
>He goes back to being a normal functioning member of society with a great social life
fucking lmao

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>>386332627
>bing bing wahoo

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I do what these fat autists do in gamespot that you guys take pics all the time.
>married
>got a masters in comp
>successful at work and literally swimming in swiss monies
>fit and muscular
>not a manlet
>whenever I go for groceries I go to tech shops all the fucking time since it's kind of my hobby being informed about tech and trying it out
>play the Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft Consoles/Handhelds all the time
>don't really hide my powerlevel

I bet you retards wouldn't make fun if the person in question didn't look so fucking lanky, fat or autistic.
I really hope you people won't end up like them at some point of your lifes.
Children, all of you.

>Sonyfags are the only ones who have no games to play that they have free time to go around taking pictures of people who enjoy Nintendo of Xbox

>>386343015
Nice 2007 meme there bro. That guy was a total epic fail, amirite?!?! You totally owned him xp

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>>386337091
>Peugeot in the background
Spotted the french

>>386331965
Splatoon 2.
>>386332341
No you didn't.

>>386332987
Nathan Barnatt

>>386332886
why are you assuming she's even related to him? She probably went to buy her 8 year old son at home a 3DS and she's just waiting for the fedoralord to get out of the way

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>>386333440
>normal
Maybe in Amerilard

>>386340134
>Gifted with an insight from being thin.
Implied you were born like the fat fuck you are. You destroyed yourself, you could say "no" to the tenth slice of cake or the weekends at mcdonalds with your family. Since you were too poor of brain to see the long term damages dont come saying "thin privilege", you are a fat slob fuck and is your fault.

>>386343278
If you are "swimming in money" why won't you just buy the consoles?

>>386343440
>fat in the gif
Spotted the american.

>look average
>play Switch on train
>everyone minds their own business

Everyone just assumes Nintendo fans are all weird just because some photos of some oddballs are thrown around here on /v/. I don't see anything wrong with playing consoles on bus, train, plane, waiting in line or sitting at a bench even. It's not harming anyone to play whilst waiting.

>>386334439
who is this again?

>>386332374
Have you been bullied as a kid? Retard.

>>386332574
Wtf, I love Hitler now.

>>386334234
>inb4 autistic just bored
heh okay

>>386332370
I don't get how /v/ can be this butthurt and hypocritical about being called out. On this board, this fucking website, there are hundreds of feels threads every day filled with shut in losers and I'm seriously supposed to believe these condescending posts are coming from 8/10+'s with amazing gfs and jobs? FFS, yes he's autistic, but at least he's doing his own thing and happy in his own way. God knows how many faggots came from a feels thread or shitty, cringey weeaboo thread a few hours ago

>>386343697
Not implied at all. In fact I explicitly stated it was, like all behaviors, a lifestyle issue trained into them over time. Further, nowhere did I imply thin people were more privileged. I said they were no better. Don't come at me with that "poor of brain" talk when you can't even fucking read. God damn retards I swear.

>>386343857
>Implying i'm an Amerilard
Talk to me when we your stupid country give us back our fucking Gioconda, and Corsica.

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>>386332287
>>386332341
Fuck thats what has stunted my emotional growth

To be honest I'd be more disgusted by some creepy autist trying to take pictures of me instead of some random fatass fedoralord.

>>386333792
>>386337327
>>386338823
>>386339483
>>386340979

P O S T C L O T H E S

What's with all the normalfags?

>>386343278
woah, du bisch ja so erwachse ;^) wow
kys moralfag

>>386344443
>normalfags
>>>/9k/

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>>386332374
Ha

>>386338560
He looks "white" enough. No way to discriminate against a white person, even if they act like that.

>>386344443
They want to feel proud that they force themselves to be in "the norm" so they don't have other people feeling the need to laugh at them since if they weren't in "the norm" they wouldn't be considered cool.

>>386344443
NICE QUADS

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>have neckbeard friend
>"my mom says I should get a fedora"
>"not a black one but a white one that's not for neckbeards right?"
>"my mom knows a lot of fashion so she's right"
Wish I was making that up.

>>386343278
>lying on the internet
lel

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Who /barelyshoweredandleftcumontheirstomachinhighschool/ here?

>>386336758
>everyone looking at thier phones
found your problem
went to a /tg/ eventsome time ago, knowing nothing about magic/warhammer/etc, had great fun with people

>>386333380
>capitalism is great they said

>>386332405
bullying needs to make a comeback. the natural order is in disarray.

>>386344067
*grabs you by the throat*
back the fuck off??!

>>386344975

I can volunteer to be your bully

>>386333682
He was here last week

>>386331965
Yes this guy is a fedora sperg but let's see what you look like.

>>386332987
Post the screencap

>>386344443
/v/ in 2017 is basically twitch chat/reddit

>>386338741
>>386338882
>>386339040
>>386339184
>>386339227
>>386339462
Is this really what fat people eat? none of this stuff looks good to me with some of it even looking out right disgusting

>>386333602
I dont like that guys face or the character he portrays in the office show.

>>386345095
i don't dress like that. it's not necessary. also, i have a feeling i could jog away from you until you have a heart attack trying to catch me. even if you did catch me all you could do is fall on me an smother me with your fat. i would never let that happen.

>>386345331
Well good. You'll be glad to hear he stopped portraying that character half a decade ago. You're safe now.

>>386334289
So everyone ends up looking like that? Kid's clearly a proud citizen of kekistan.

>>386344115
lol at least i dont look like OP's pic.

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>>386343840
Because I know how to manage my money, I don't feel like I need them for a title or two.

>>386344519
t. recently graduated burger flipper that couldn't get in his field
I'm foreigner btw, thanks for the job :^)

>>386344747
Whatever makes you feel better my dude.

>>386345276
No. 2017 twitch/chat/reddit stole everything we had

>>386345628
>I'm foreigner btw, thanks for the job :^)

hahahahah
thanks, we already have enough Swiss people at my actual good paying job, not your pleb shit you cuck

>used to be a cargo shorts wearing chubby back in HS
>26 now, dressing and looking good
>still have that awful feeling from HS where I think everyone's constantly judging me 24/7 no matter where I go
fuck life

>>386332819
found the fat fedora holy kek

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>>386345628
>lol I'm a worthless subhuman look how smug I am :^)

>>386334796
>being fat

you deserve it

>>386345709
Didn't knew they paid well in catering.
Be sure to not intake any food Migros, Coop and Nestle in general produce, since it's all thanks to our Software :^)

>>386345767
Whatever makes you feel better my dude.

>>386345628
>haha I am so much better than all of you :^)
kys manlet

>>386337791

>Playing 2ds in public

Now you can get made fun of by normies and by other nerds at the same time.

>>386345839
lmao
als ob ich im service schaffe du möngi, lmaoing@urlife

also >wow they use your software ;^) wow so good

.t 3rd worlder trying to sound interesting

hahahah

>>386334243
is your sister cute?

>>386345964
>wow they use your software
Nah, their entire production plants just works on our shit.
Oh, be sure to not use any electricity and water either, since they're running on our shit too.

>>386345839
>Whatever makes you feel better my dude.

those delicious (you)s, thanks you subhuman

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>had two guys who literally talked about katana maintenance in class
I wish I had approached them rather than look at them with ironic detachment.

>>386346034
Have another my man, don't want you to die on me, always love your neighbor.

>>386339576
girls do that to look "cute"

Why is it always nintendo fans?

Why are you guys still replying to that mongoloid autist trying to lie himself a life on 4chan?

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>>386346169
They can't resist my success.

>>386346120
>thread is about a fedora wearing kid and his mom/aunt
>hey guise ;^) my job is so good

lmao, how insecure can a low test cuck be

>>386345440
Good stuff, anon.

>>386332341
Fuck the incest out of her

>>386344920
It's almost as if /tg/ers are used to real life interaction if they want to play their games or something.

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>>386337853
The first thought in my head of seeing that was this.