Best Zero Suit Samus

>>386318870
Yeah it's pretty good

>>386318870
No rocket heels? Pssh, I don't think so.

>>386318870
id say smash 4 zero suit is better, but to each his own i guess.

>>386319442
Smash 4 Zero Suit Samus is too much.

It's the only Zero Suit Samus who looks fit, so yeah

>>386322693
True, but is that really a good thing?

>>386318870
Yes.

>>386319442
Smash 4's ZSS leans towards R34 proportions more than she should actually appear. And the rocket heels were stupid because she shouldn't need them to jump as high as she does.

>>386322891
There's this religious sect of Metroid fans who demand the woman in the magic bird space suit and shoots missiles at one-eyed jar brains and space pterodactyls be TOTALLY REALISTIC SPACE DRAMA

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Is this another Samus ass thread?

>>386323152
What are you saying? This sect want Samus to be fit because it's more realistic? How is it more realistic? Women are soft by nature.

>>386323314

SamASS

>>386319291
A close second.

>>386323314
>>386323825
Why are people so fucking obsessed with her ass when they can enjoy her superior boobs?

>>386323789
Samus is supposed to be fit. Yet she's only fit in one game

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>>386324082
When this is official art from the first game you see her Zero Suit in, I can't see why you would want to appreciate her breasts.

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>>386324246

>>386324191
Sounds like she's not supposed to be fit, then.

>>386324246
Are you sure that was the VERY FIRST thing we saw of Zero Suit Samus?

>>386318870
Weird, I remember Brawl Samus looking like a total hag and that made Tr4sh Samus an immediate improvement. Is this a shoop?

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No, Project M did.

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>>386324335
It's pretty close. That image came right after this one.

>>386324246
True Metroid fans should neglect this Samus as canon, in the same way true Metroid fans neglected Other M as canon.

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>>386324428

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>>386318870
Its not shiny and latex-y enough

>>386324547
Zero Mission Samus is trash. She must be retconned

Other m has the better zero suit

>>386324547
So first we see her face with lipstick, then it changes to a shot from behind where we can see how many pounds she's put on?

Classy.

>>386324647
At least she looks tough

>>386324326
She is. But I guess sexualization was more important for Nintendo.

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>>386324835
>a shot from behind where we can see how many pounds she's put on
Classy, indeed.

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>Sticks out her butt
>Still round as a bubble
It's plump, isn't it?

>no Samus in MK8
>armored in a kart
>zero suit on a bike
C'mon Nintendo

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>>386325547
At least post an image that shows the full roundness of her bum. I'm not sure what happened to it in that image.

>>386325215
Why is she "supposed to" be fit if it only happened in one game? That sounds like "supposed to be" is the error, not the standard.

>>386323314
What about that Discord?

>>386326367
So we can officially call Samus overweight now?

>>386326509
Because of her profession.

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>>386325547
>>386326367

>>386318870
No, her recovery sucks.

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>>386326947
I don't want to know the story behind this. This must be some great coincidence.

>>386324246
Why...

Why does she have SUCH A FAT ARSE?!?!

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>>386318870
Nope

>>386327149
Too bad, story behind this:
Autistic swede who is obsessed with nintendo asses and has done nothing but post about it online for the last FOURTEEN years has decided /v/ is the place to go.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/community/GF_Sybb

>>386327458
>The topic you selected is no longer available for viewing.
Good.

>>386327292
This is great, but we only see a small part of her.

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>>386326509
nigga she wears a heavy suit and runs around all day shooting shit.
try. running around with 1 pound dumbells in your hand for one hour and tell me that isn't exhausting.
imagine her entire body covered in a metallic suit of armour.

>>386328142
nah bro shest totaly a trans woman

>>386323789
See anon, told you they existed >>386328142

To them, Metroid HAS to conform 100% to real life, anything that isn't MUH REALISM is triggering. He even doled out his Dobson artwork like they always do.

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Why did they shrink her butt like this?

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>>386328779
I'm not apart of that sect, I just thought that images as appropriate...
maybe I should have mentioned it's not official artwork by Nintendo.

but not I'm just saying I get why they'd want her to be fit, I wouldn't care honestly, I like my women soft.

>>386328945
She got fit

>>386318870
I dunno man I like the slut heels in Smash 4.

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Zero Suit a shit

I think we can all agree to report and hide waifu threads.

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>year of our Lord 2017
>actually replying to a Sybb thread instead of instantly reporting it

He's been doing this shit for years so unless you're a literal fresh off the boat newfag you know who he is. Report and hide.