Mom said it's my turn to play! Give me the controller RIGHT. NOW.

This isn't a turn-based game.

Check and mate.

>>386315558
youre mom gay

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>>386315558
I never knew this feel coz i'm an only child

Fine.
>takes game out of system
>unplugs system
>take game and powercords to my room

What a punchable face

>Sure, here take it!
>*Dig the handle of the controller in the kid's head like a ice-pick"
>Stop his head until his mother doesn't recognize him anymore

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>>386315558
The switch has 2 controllers, right?
Well mom said I can hold one of them.

>>386315768
You're lucky. They're annoying little brats most of the time but you end up loving them anyway because you're bound to do it despite anything they do.

Billy, our mom died 6 years ago. Who have you been talking to?

I've never ever had an experience where my brothers and I fought over controllers. I beat my older brother in Tennis 64 in 2002 and he never touched another controller again, and my younger brother just preferred to watch me play.

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Daddy said it's my bed time.
You have to turn off your video games too or I can't sleep!

>>386316307
The fuck is this reddit shit

>>386316307
Nice try bud, I can just hover my cursor over the link instead of clicking it. Get fucked bitch.
>hover over link
>PICKLE RICKKKKKKKKK

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT SINCE WHEN CAN MUSIC PLAY FROM HOVERING OVER A LINK WHAT THE FUCK

>>386316307
Seriously, is this the new level of irony where we pretend to post reddit memes unironically?

>>386315558
Kickintheface!

>>386315558
just give him a controller that's not plugged in or something goddamn
not like toddlers really know any better

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