I hope you're doing ok /v/. Don't forget I love you.

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>>386314128

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>>386314460

>>386314128
ugh whatever

Oh man, remember when you got to Rainbow Road for the first time and the music hit you in waves and you couldn't stop crying?

>>386314128
>If I pretend to be nice and """""spread positivity""""" I'll be a good person

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Considering the girl I like most likely just rejected me, I'm doing pretty shitty

doesn't help it's the second time too

>>386314128
I love you too, my little nigger.

>>386314809
Try not being a pathetic virgin next time. You radiate that shit.

>>386314128
<3

>>386315000
</3*

>>386314809
Oh well there's billions of other pussies out there

>>386314128
I've been working on a game for months. I'm the writer and I only have less than 2,000 words left to write, but it's been impossible to actually finish my work. I just want it to be over, guys.

>>386315273
DO YOU WORK FOR BLIZZARD

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I AM THE BIGGEST HEARTHSTONE FAN

>>386315448
lol

>>386314128
great, now suck my cock lil fag

>>386314809
Find a girl that looks just like her or better. Make that bitch jealous.

>>386315732
This, ideally. What is it with people that get oneitis. There's always someone else.

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>>386314128
Show me da peepee

>>386315732

dis

>>386314809
Start working out and making yourself a better person. Get used to rejection-- yeah it blows ass and it never feels good, but you learn how to hit pitches by taking swings and striking out. Use the rejection as motivation to get stronger, smarter, and become a better person all-around.

I crapped blood today again. Those fiber pills aren't working.

>>386316458
stop playing stressful video games, i couldnt poop till i stopped, now i enjoy pooping again

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>>386315732

>>386316458
Pills alone aren't going to actually do anything. You need to start eating food with fibre in it. Oats are great for a hit of carbs, protein and fibre.

>>386314128
M.....Moot?

>>386316639
i dont think i said what i wanted to say here

>>386316772
He's dead. He's never coming back. Google took him from us.

>>386317007
You enjoy eating shit.

>>386316458
Fiber builds things up to make it more solid. If you're shitting blood its either:

Ass cancer or growth
Colo/rectal desease
A fissure (tear)
Aids

Get checked out.

T. Medical professional

>>386317081
Anal fissures are a fucking whore.

>>386314128
should i shoot myself with 9mm or .45acp? i want an instant death but i dont want it to be as bad to clean up
although im considering just saying fuck it and going with a shotgun that way its guaranteed death

>>386317178
Shotgun. You won't care once you're dead.

>>386317156
Word to that bro. Less straining is the key.

>>386317178
>but i dont want it to be as bad to clean up

Why the fuck do you care, you're gonna be dead anyway.

>>386314809
Rejection is part of the territory, anon. Nobody really "gets any girl they want", that's just a meme. They just don't let the ones that said no factor into their outlook.

>>386317178
Leave a note on the door and lock it behind you. Tell whoever reads it to call the cops.

>>386314128
thx u dastilly silly lil helfer

>>386317293
i dont want it to be that hard on my family. i still care about them

>>386314759
It's part of being a good person
It's ok to accept kindness from others anon

>>386317178
>killing yourself
edgy

MODS = GODS

PLEASE DON'T DELETE THIS THREAD

I LOOK FORWARD TO THESE

WE CAN HAVE THESE IF E-CELEB FAGGOTRY IS ALLOWED

THANK YOU

MODS = GODS

>>386317352
Go into the woods and do it so your family doesn't need to clean it up.

You should still talk to a doctor to try to get treatment for your depression though.

>>386317352
If you cared about then you wouldn't be contemplating killing yourself.

So which is it?

>>386317382
>Edgy.

>>>/r/eddit

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just finished earthbound
bretty gud

>>386317462
thats a good idea but i dont want to make sure they know where i am, and not just missing

>>386317501
>he said something i don't like
>better tell him to go to reddit

>>386317640
Leave a note or mail a letter to your house.

Just go to the fucking doctor.

>>386317640
Stop being selfish and go to therapy you fucking mong

>>386317702
>>386317754
alright fine. ill make an appointment tomorrow

>>386317378
>>386317352

>killing yourself, but making it less messy will make killing yourself less inconsiderate

If you don't want people to be sad about you don't fucking kill yourself in the first place.

>>386317178
As a writer, I've thought about this question. How does one best disappear from the world without being an inconvenience to anyone at all? I have this idea of a dude who starts as an EMT and ends up getting a job going into homes to clean them after someone has died. He sees all sorts of shit like animal-eaten corpses, liquified bodyparts, murder-suicides with all the trimmings of a child's birthday party there, etc. He slowly loses faith in humanity and spends time figuring out the way that he can go to avoid the burden on anyone else.

>>386317538
Sold my copy for $100 to buy a PS4.

>>386317825
DO IT

DEATH STRANDING IS GONNA BE FANTASTIC

YOU DON'T WANNA MISS IT

TRUST ME

>>386317081

I went with a general physician, she only gave me the mentioned pills. Should i go with a gastroenterologist or a proctologyst?

>tfw i'm a bad med student, i don't even take care of myself

>>386317352
Don't do it bro
>why did my son kill himself
Huge fucking scar to your family forever

>>386317859
Deep woods, moron. Read more true crime. That's the number way to avoid being found. Go extremely deep into the woods. Sit somewhere secluded, nestled near a rock or tree. Shoot yourself. Same shit for hiding a body. Animals will spread the bones. Burial works if you're hiding a corpse, bur only if it isn't cold.

>>386317931
She likely did because you said you had painful or infrequent shits. Did you say that? If the blood is coming directly from your ass as you shit, they are thinking it's a slight tear due to bad turds.

>>386317931
Answer these first:

Is the blood fresh and red?
Does it hurt to pass shit?
Do you strain?
Is it getting worse?
Do you have other symptoms like increased frequency or dizziness or general ache?
Does it wake you up at night?
Are you regularly tired?

>>386318127
That runs the risk of someone finding you still. Besides throwing yourself in something like a volcano or being that fucking secluded, proper weights in the proper body of water = never coming back up, even after gases. Woods is taking the gamble nobody finds you. If they do, well guess what? Now you're a local news story and everyone has to try to figure out who the fuck you are.

>>386317859
shit id read that. let me know if you finish that. sounds cool yo

>>386318160
Yes because low rate consterpation is best solved by a bulking agent. Jesus.

>>386318160

>you said you had painful or infrequent shits

Yep. But i still eat mostly junk food. Almost no fruits and veggies. And a fuckton of Coca-Cola, great doctor i am going to be. I'm not fat, tho.

>the blood is coming directly from your ass as you shit

Yep. When i wipe my ass, it's painted fucking red.

>>386318327
OK. You'd need a mesh of some kind. You can't just tie your limbs. Fish will rip your arms and legs off as they decay. Fifty percent chance remnants of you float to shore. Shit's a literal true crime case that happened.

>>386318250

>Is the blood fresh and red?
Yes.

>Does it hurt to pass shit?
At times.

>Do you strain?
At times.

>Is it getting worse?
It's cyclic: i get better and then i get worse, and repeat.

>Do you have other symptoms like increased frequency or dizziness or general ache?
I'm recently having backache at times, but i have a fucked up mattress (with a sinking in the middle), so i guess that could be the cause.

>Does it wake you up at night?
No, i sleep like a fucking bear.

>Are you regularly tired?
I'm lazy, but when i finally get up, i'm fine.

>>386318628
I agree totally. I've considered this too. There are certain bodies of water cold enough (so depending on where you live) where there's just no chance from what I understand, but otherwise you are 100% correct. So from the perspective of some poor ass dude in the late 70s/early 80s, it's a tough question.

>>386318372
Thanks. My last novel took me about 6 weeks to knock out a first draft (so roughly 250 pages), but that is a pretty agonizing workload. I have a few projects to do before getting started with this one, but I'll see about sharing it if it comes to fruition.

>>386318628
>buy boat
>go out to sea
>intentionally sink boat
>shoot self while boat is sinking
>?????
>profit!

>>386314128
I was going to kill myself today and you saved me. Thank you.

>>386318514
>it's painted fucking red.
You have a severe health issue with your colon, possibly even something that will kill you like colon cancer.

I kinda hope you die so we don't end up with even more borderline retarded doctors.

>>386319296

Gee, thanks /v/.

>>386319014
Yeah. It's not that hard. You gotta think practical, though. Suicidal people aren't generally motivated as fuck. It's a lot easier to drive into the wilderness, get out your car, and walk till you can't. Pull the trigger and be done. Better yet, freeze to death.

>>386319296
He wouldn't have made it that far. No way he makes it.

>>386319209
>I was going to kill myself but a stranger I'll never meet making a post magically changed my mind

Admit, you weren't actually going to kill yourself.

>>386319853
He wasn't. He thought it'd be clever to say that.

>>386319994
How did you know?

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I'm doing fucking terribly because literally the only thing in my life that can grant me real positive emotions is winning in rocket league and I've been constantly losing due to stupid shitty bullshit all fucking day. All fucking day I play against people doing aerial passes to teammtaes who understand perfectly what to do and I'm flailing around because my teammate is busy flipping in a corner and missing goals on open nets and I cannot fucking take this shit any more, this is all I fucking have in my entire life and I'm fucking sick and tired of this happening to me I just want to fucking feel good and every time they just have to shit on it by being utter garbage and shit talking me and making me mad I just want to fucking enjoy my life is that so fucking bad? Is it so fucking wrong to want to be happy? I just want to feel a sense of accomplishment not frustration and anger constantly all day long I fucking hate my life so fucking much, I'm always mad and upset I hate the people I know I hate my job and my pay and my fucking stupid """"friends"""" who make me feel like garbage and my stupid shitty worthless hobbies and the fact that I'm alone and will always be alone because I will never find someone who genuinely values me as a person and doesn't constantly judge me and make me feel like human garbage

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>>386320457
You should try playing a noncompetitive game, anon.

>>386320681
If it's too easy it does nothing for me, because I feel no sense of achievement playing it which is the only thing keeping me sane

if it's too hard I get frustrated and upset and hate myself that I can't even play a video game correctly

>>386320863
That's why I usually go with puzzle games, like Antichamber, Talos Principle, or Spacechem.

But OP, people keep having bad taste and shitting on games I like. People hate Bayonetta now. Wat do?

>>386320970
Talos was very good. I enjoyed it

Spacechem got too hard. I'm not emotionally stable enough to do that shit in the later levels

Antichamber looks boring

I appreciate you trying to help me but my problems obviously go deeper than what game I'm playing. I'm addicted to rocket league because when I do well I finally feel good about myself as a person, it goes beyond doing well in other games because I've defeated other people and risen above them which is the only time I can feel like I've accomplished something

I just want to be better than someone at something. If I get really good at a competitive game then I've achieved something by being good at something. Beating a single player game is something tons of people do. I just want to feel accomplished

>>386321349
Play actual competitive games like fighting games, or just lift weights like a normal person would to get that rush.

>>386321349
It's too bad Rocket League isn't free. A fairly common thing to do in f2p competitive games is to just make a new account so it pairs you against noobs for easy wins which can be pretty cathartic. Competitive games are generally pretty fucking annoying unless you have a group of decent players to play with.

t. pubstomper

>>386321636
Why is RL not "actually competitive"? I'm bad at fighting games and lifting is both pointless and does nothing for me. I already work out because I'm trying to be vaguely attractive but it doesn't work at all so whatever

>>386321684
When I play casual mode I generally destroy everyone but it just doesn't feel fun. It's warmup for playing against other actually good players

God I was almost plat 3 two days ago and now I'm almost gold 2 again, I fucking hate it so much, I want to be back up in higher ranks and feel good about myself, I don't want to be stuck in this hell

>>386320457
what the fuck are you me?

>>386322214
In my experience, there's only so far you can get in a team based competitive game without a (hopefully equally) skilled team backing you up. That's why I play 1 on 1 shit like fighting games (which I'm not very good at since most high ranking players have >10 years of experience over me) or Starcraft.

Nobody really does one on one shooters anymore, and they never felt that rewarding anyway.

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>>386321349
There will always be someone better than you at everything, no matter how hard you try. All you can do is try to be the best version of you that you can be, so that at least you can internally know that you're better than who you were yesterday. That's more than most people can say, and along the way you might just start finding things change around you as you grow.

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Guys there's a mouse in my house. I saw it downstairs last week so I made sure to close the door every night but then this afternoon I saw it run from the sink to the fridge.
I put a towel under my door so it can't get in but i need to pee badly and I'm too scared to go outside now because it's night and it'll be awake and running about. Also I'm thirsty too.
Why can't they just stay out of houses

>>386317178
>implying
>implying
>implying
>implying
>implying
>implying

I fucking hate all of you

>>386322635
By the way I didn't specify, even though I closed the door to downstairs every night I saw it upstairs today.
It was long and blackish greyish and big. I need to pee

>>386314128
>I hope you're doing ok /v/. Don't forget I love you.

There are good times and bad times. We're all gonna make it though, in the end.

>>386322720
Likewise, anon. Now go play some fucking video games.

>>386322583
I just want to be good enough at something that for just 2 seconds someone is interested in my life and proud of my accomplishment. I'm trying to better myself but no one looks at that positively. It's just something new they can use to hurt me

I'll never be valued like the person in that picture. I'll never do anything good or worthwhile for anyone

thanks, you too.

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>>386322635

Crush it

>>386322785
dude just put down a few mouse traps with some peanut butter on them. It will get caught and dead or not you just take it outside you or throw it in the trash.
it literally can't hurt you, the worst part is cleaning up all the droppings.

>>386322635
They're probably not getting in through the doors. They love to put holes in corners behind dressers and the like. Holes so small you might not even think a mouse could squeeze through.

I was outside one night and saw a mouse crawling down the powerline towards my house, entering under a roof tile, then heard it crawling through the walls, behind the kitchen cabinets, and then out from behind the cabinet into the kitchen. It chewed fucking footholds into the cabinet behind the stove where i couldn't see it so it could get up onto the countertop, and it would climb up the power cord to the microwave to get onto the upper shelves.

A towel won't keep them out. You need to get rat blocks and put them somewhere that you know the rat likes to go. It makes them super thirsty so they go out to find water and then die. If you don't want to risk one dying in your walls anyway, you could always try rat traps; just make sure whatever you put on the trap has to be stuck to the trap pretty well in order for the trap to trigger without the rat being able to just take the food and go.

>>386314128
I wanna go back to being a kid curled up on the sofa playing Pokemon sapphire on rainy evenings

everything's changed for the worse since then

im upset mayo won

>>386322785
It's not gonna bite you pussy. I'd be more scared of literally any insect, at least they carry venom

How do I get the disciple to do things?

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>>386317178
Someone post that virgin vs chad suicide picture

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>>386320457
You need help. As do I

>>386322635
Mice aren't scart. Rats on the other hand. Those pink tails.

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>>386322934
You need to be proud of yourself. Not in a vain "look how great I am" manner, but in a confidant affirmation that you did something that had value to yourself. The sad truth is that you can't rely on anyone else to justify your existence or prove what you did has value. Most people can't look past themselves, and their empathy is only skin deep. Look at yourself and what you think is right, at your own moral code. Are you keeping yourself to that? When you're at your lowest, are you still holding yourself to your most important standards? If you died tomorrow and saw the "best" version of yourself, could you at least look at your reflection without being completely ashamed?

I know the feeling. But it won't get better. Pushing yourself past your limits will only show you new limits, new self doubts. People will start to recognize you not for who you are, but what you can offer them. I never thought I'd be valued, that I'd have anything to offer anyone and frankly I doubt I ever will have anyone truly care about me for who I am. But somehow I've clawed my way to the point where I have influence, freedom, and done all kinds of things I thought would make me whole. That people have told me sound like things from a movie. But they don't make you whole. There's only one person you're stuck with your entire life: you. Make that one constant something you can rely on. Something that a person, character, or other inspiring figure could look at and nod in respect and acknowledgment as a peer.

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>>386322583
how did the blind girl know when to turn when she couldn't see?

>>386324607
She didn't, he was running in whichever random direction she wanted rather than taking her straight to the bus.