So tell me /v/, how do you bm in online multiplayer videogames?

bg

>>386290492
i don't

:^)

>>386290492
When I play cs when the other team loses a round especially if it was embarrassing I give them a little xd. It will trigger the right kind of sensitive person and sometimes can just win you the match

Wow, you didn't have to go that easy on me, tihi.

being obnoxiously friendly while using lots of smileys and commentating on every event in the game

>>386290492
Why would I go to the bathroom during a multiplayer game?

>>386290492
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>386290952
This. It's the future.

>>386291030
//Thread

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>>386290952
this nigga is on that next level

xD ^^ :D

In LOL I only play Bard. I will only type ":O" or ":o" and "ding a ling".

Astounding!

I'm a girl btw

>>386290492
>friend them
>spend next 2 years being a good and getting know them
>start using insults to stab at there insecurities
>try to root them out of there circle of friends if you get that close
>watch as they become more emotionally unsound
EZ PZ

>>386290492
It's just a game bro

>>386290492
>in any normal win
ez
>in a conplete blowout, disconnect, etc.
gg

Just put a ? everytime they do something stupid

:)

Faces speak much more than words and it you could interpret so many ways. If you aren't pissed off at the game, it will be seen as a friendly smile, but for people salty about losing the match they will see it as a shit eating grin

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I first go

>gg wp

and wait for them to say gg

then I go

>jk RIP lmao

>>386290492
by being good
nothing triggers nerds like someone being better than them

>>386290492
I don't unless if I feel like being childish, and I couldn't give less of a precious fuck what a 15 year old with underdeveloped humor thinks of me or my team.

I honk at people in PUBG.

I don't even interact with people on any verbal scale.

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>>386292302
>PUBG.

I don't, and from experience when the bm players are on the winning team 9 out of 10 times they got carried.

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>when you say GG RE cause you had fun and the game was close but your team won
>"no fuck you"

>>386292317
You're operating on patrician levels here.

>>386290492
>Pssh nothing personal, kid.

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>>386292334

>>386290952

This. I just win and leave in silence.

>>386292418

Sit back and witness the asshurt. They get so mad when you don't respond that they absolutely lose it and just leave.

consistently pick the worst characters in online competitive team based games

make horrible decisions, be generally incompetent

you want to piss off your own team because in the hugbox world of walled garden gaming of today, you can't hear enemy voice comms anymore

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Thanks for the tutorial!

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Tilting is the most efficient way to win.
>enemy fucks something up/dies
>"aww :("
>can see them get progressively worse over the course of the match

pic related

i only bm is the enemy team was being toxic in-chat or just generally being retards (so many austictic memers and foreigners who speak broken english)
even then, it's only a smiley or hehe xd.
else i stay quiet.

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Why did it place us vs bots?

If I had fun I say gg and if I didn't then I don't say anything, I am not and edgy faggot.

I don't say anything because I don't feel anything. I feel rage when I lose but feel nothing when I win. I'm literally just trying to win so that I'm not mad about losing.

I should stop playing games.

>>386290613
/thread

"Nice"

>>386290492
"i didnt know pvp had a tutorial mode"

?
don't type anything but ?
every time you kill them

>>386292796
?

>>386291358
>>386291541
>>386292454
>the virgin win

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>>386292605
I always felt it was a legit strategy.

nice bro

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>>386292690
>My iq is to high for the mind games and psychological interactions that can be done in online games.

>>386291030
>>386292012
>>386292162

Patricians detected

>>386292796
What? What would that even do?

win or lose, what matters is that we all have fun :o)

>>386292997

>making fun of people for not acting like teenagers with shitty parents

Great opinions.

>>386292012
DUDE CALM DOWN IT'S JUST A VIDEOGAME

>>386292997
>being a dick
>mind games
just admit that you like to piss people off

>If it was a good game
good game

>If they claim it was unfair or bullshit
Yeah that was pretty shitty

>Anything else
.

People get so wound up in it I just feel like being a nice person.

>>386290492
I have a button on my mouse bound to say "Wow, you got owned." I go into CSGO deathmatch, do AWP quickscopes, and hit it every time I kill someone. It generates a surprising amount of salt.

>>386292997
yes, that is true

>>386293072
?

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>>386290492
by taking a picture of the defeat and posting it on the forums along with the story

use the most cheese weapon/character that takes no skill and refuse to change, I've gotten kicked by admins for this shit and telling them to learn how to counter

Wtf? I thought I set the bots to hard?

>>386291803
Same but whenever the enemy does some dumb shit just hit em with the *confused chiming*.

>teamchat
holy fuck you guys are hot garbage
Instant salt.

>>386292334
>unironically frogposting

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>>386290492
In rocket league, me and friends have some strategies.

One is to whisper into the mic while winning. act like your mom is in the next room and you don't want her to hear. "guys please can you forfeit my mom is going to kick me off, please we already beat you just forfeit"

Another one, same game. This one only works if you can do loud, genuine laughter. the kind that is really contagious. Score a goal. during the replay, as the enemy player is about to miss the save and things slow down, say into the mic: "waitwait watch this.. watch this watchthiswatchth-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" make sure the laughter is as loud and genuine as possible, that pisses people off. I should record it someday because it's pretty funny.

they work pretty well. For small text messages? The 'why are we playing bots' someone mentioned is good. other variants work like 'matchmaking must be broken, these games are too easy'

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ggezpzlmnsqzjz

>>386293536
Are you underage

>get raped scrub

>>386293750
no. obviously not, otherwise the whisper strat wouldn't work. you have to be at least 12 like me to make it work, thats just a no brainer anon.

>>386293750
no I'm overaged.

>>386293296
that's real good, but a suggestion to make it even better: make your name something like "enlightened individual"

>>386290492
complete silence up until the very end of the match and then a single ":)"
this is especially good if I was getting flamed by my team for picking widow or accused of being a hacker by the enemies

>ctrl f
>teabag
0 results

What the fuck /v/? Is this amateur hour?

>>386291236
jej

,`:^)

>>386293939
teabagging is just a common courtesy at this point

>>386293939

Teabagging is old hat. What works better is spinning rapidly on their body, or doing a very stuttery, janky walk over their corpse while aiming at the ground or sky

>join game as it ends
>put on winning team
>put "all me" in all chat
>immediately disconnect

>>386293815
>you have to be at least 12 like me
>different writing style
Great job on trying to get another anon mod :)

only thing that still gets me after a solid decade of online gaming is retards saying "its just a game"

>>386290492
sitting in spawn and ERPing the entire match is the ultimate BM

"Thanks for the good game folks, it was nice playing with you all :D"

I usually just type "sniff my cauldron" or reply to them like a parent complimenting a child on their macaroni art piece

>play moba
>lose lane and game
>at the end say ez "whatever lane you played on"
works everytime

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>>386290492
In retaliation only.

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>>386294663
That's the best of it but he kept trying to come back like the faggot he was.

>>386290492
the infamous ? is the only correct answer

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>>386294773
>terry schiavos

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>>386290492
I say "shit match" after almost any loss and even after a win if it was a crappy match

I tell others they got lucky if they got a lucky kill on me and let them know I got lucky if I got a good kill on them

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Get on the mic and say ironic gay shit and call everyone a nigger

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>>386290492
>bm

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>haha
>laaaaaaame
>boring

>typing "good round" after you win
>even though the whole match is over

>>386290492
Git Gud Why Play

>>386290952
This when I win
>>386291030
This when I lose

>>386295213
it means bathroom manner
it's what you say when you're playing from the toilet

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>>386291960
Underrated

I just say gg wp like I have at the end of every game since the late 90s.

>>386290492
¿

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>>386290492
bg ez kys fuck trump and fuck black people and fuck white people and fuck SJWs and fuck lib cucks and fuck /pol/ cucks and fuck conservatives and fuck moot and fuck cucks fuck straight people fuck tumblr fuck you hehe xd

>>386290492
Wow!
What a save!
Close one!

>>386290492
=^)

>>386290492
¿Que?

I ask them if they browse reddit so if theyre from 4chan they get pissed off lol

>>386293072
?

Perro Caca

>>386293072
Sorta replace sup bro? Mad bro?

gg
no matter what; it's just polite

>>386293536
my friends and I*

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>gg
>gg
>gg
>gg
>stupid niggers
>gg

"?"
":)"

guaranteed salt

>you should shoot where the target will be not where he is
>just play more and you will get better at it
>aim for the head it does more damage

>>386297183
That first one is true for games with projectile games tho

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>win game
>say nothing

>lose game
>complain that my team is shit and i couldn't carry them hard enough

>>386290492
2ez is objectively the best

>>386297458
The point is, it's fucking obvious and only barely sounds like a protip.
It's implying the opponent just doesn't know the basics.

>>386290492
too easy like tutorial

"GG~ :3"

>win
>gg

>lose
>ez game

this only works on idiots with their chat enabled

>>386297928
how do I disable chat

>>386290492
>get completely smash by the enemy team
>gg close