Splatoon 2 Thread

FIRST FOR MARINA

Playing ketchup must be so much more relaxing than mayo because you get mirror matches so often. Every game I gotta be credit to team and bring the A game because it matters for the splatfest results.

>>386289941
1970+. My Ketchup teams did brilliant.

>>386289941

That's what you get for squidbagging.

Mayonnaise Lobby
5124-2754-8612

>>386289941
>kill one person
>squidbag like a faggot
>choke and die immediately
fucking ketchupfags i swear

Current: 2058
Highest: 2118

Finding games right now sucks. And then it eventually puts me with another ketchup team anyway.

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Hey shitters, you won't get to this power level.

Please whine about the aero while you are at it. It just shows the frustration that comes from your inability to play properly.

>>386289941
Current or highest? also what with you trying to get
the threads all the time OP? that bored?

>>386289941
I'm a shitter 1680

I want to get better but i don't really know how.

>>386290224

Most people are eating dinner right now so yeah.

Who would win a Final Fantasy vs Dragon Quest splatfest?
In Japan holy shit Dragon Quest would win so fucking hard 3-0 ezpz
But in EU and America I think FF would win popularity, but DQ would get wins.

>>386290225
You can lose every match and still hit that rank by getting at least 400p.

You've just thrown every match, you shitter.

>tfw switch wifi won't work
Fucking hell. The Wii U, PS4 and 3DS all work fine but the Switch just seems like a piece of garbage.

>Splatfest announced
>Everyone agrees that Ketchup vs Mayo is a "literally who cares" type of battle
>4chan ends up shitting all over each other anyway

Splatfests are truly "You faggots will argue about anything" in vidya form.

>>386290225
>legitimately defending meme weapons

>>386290338
Sakaguchi vs Horii

>>386290418

The switch has a lower quality wifi card than the others.

Consider buying the ethernet adaptor.

>>386290418
You must be within 5-6 feet of the Wi-fi source for any stable signal. Recent patch seems to have extended it to roughly 10-12 feet.

>>386290210
>choke
>would have killed the second guy if it wasn't for the ink armor
>not squidbagging everybody you kill
Buttblasted Mayofag detected.

>>386290396

He's talking about power level, you retard. You have to win matches to raise it; it isn't a charity like Fangirl, Fiend, etc.

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>mayo
>ketchup teams have more power
>still beat them
Feels good man.

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>>386290469

Yes. Let's not forget some of the wonderful past topics such as North Pole Vs. South Pole.

>push deep so the enemies are forced to leave the middle and deal with me
>team is inking our base instead of taking back the middle

Every Fucking Match

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>Doing amazing against mayofags, last 10 seconds everything goes to shit and we lose

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Do it for her

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>>386290473

>I'm shit at splatoon

>Ebb & Flow starts playing
UNIMITED POWEEEERRRRRRRRR

>Some faggot kills me
>Has an obvious YouTube let's play channel name
>Go to his channel and bully him

>>386290162
One more for egg sauce

>>386290660
ebin flow

>>386290418
Fcuking this.

I love my Switch I really do but my only gripe is that I can't rank on Splatoon since I'm always DCding on the middle of my strike.

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>tfw finally 2000+ Power

We squid it, mate

>>386290615
This was EU only right? Fucking NoE made all the retarded splatfests. I remember that "Coughing vs Sneezing" joke splatfest that almost everyone thought was real because they were so awful.

>>386290505

My switch is in my closet across the house from my router, and I host all my nonsplatfest games with no DCs or lag. I guess I just got that one in a million switch.

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>>386290665
>play someone who looks like a youtuber
>look them up
>they appear in the search prediction but don't actually have a channel
looks like some people had the same idea as me

>That one fucking faggot spamming to come where he is to spawncamp when the whole fucking enemy team is painting the whole map

Brain problems seriously

>>386290775
Oh god, not this shit again. Fuck off, go shit up someone else's thread.

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>>386290768

Yeah that was EU.

They also had Sleeping Vs. Eating and I think had singing vs. dancing.

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Do splatoon creatures die when they get splatted?

>>386290225
Is 2,3k high?

>>386290928
No. Do you even read the lore?

>>386290210
>he doesn't squidbag dead inkjets

>>386290928

They can reconstitute.

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>connection issue literally three seconds before the match ends

This is insanely frustrating. This has happened a few times now, and each time we were winning.

>>386290739
>What makes me a good demosquid?
>If I were a bad demosquid I wouldnt sitting be here inking with ya now would I?

Gonna head out for now, should be available again in 30 or so minutes.
Keep up the good fight, Mayobro.

>>386290928
From what we know, when they get splatted, their souls, with enough ink, regenerate a new body. It happens at respawn points, and during salmon run, your teammates provide you the ink required to regenerate your body

How long left till the end of EU Splatfest? I want to see the results.

Anyone else use splatling? I'm having a fun time using it

>>386291074
that happens to me every 30 fucking minutes, I can't rank decently because of that.

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>tfw love mayo and ketchup combo

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squib

Just shy of 2000 but I keep getting the teammates that I get and go back down

>>386291279
They really are best together

>Get disconnected from lobby after every match

Why does this happen?

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>Always going against my own team
>When I finally get a match against mayo the matchmaking sets their power level 160 points higher than ours
So I guess the team with the higher win percentage is really just the one that benefits from bullshit matchmaking the most.

>he doesn't paint the top of the tree

>>386290721
Last bump for this mayo squad

>>386291265
>>386291505
I don't get this shit, I've never had a disconnect before this Splatfest and now they're happening constantly. Is my internet suddenly garbage or are there server issues?

>>386291581
>he doesn't paint his teammates

>>386291581
>he doesn't paint the top of the car
>he doesn't paint the folding bridges

>>386290396
How fucking stupid are you, look at his image again

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>Get matched with Ketchup Kings, Queens and Champions during Ketchup Mirrors
>Mayo finally shows up when it's you, two fiends and a fanboy
>They're all Champions

Do the ramps in moray towers count as ground or walls??

>>386291812
Anything that can be seen from above counts

>>386291812
the curved part and the top of the ramp count as ground, the walls count as walls

>>386291812
Is it that hard to open a map?

I've played mostly against other Ketchupers...
but damn those Mayo guys are pretty good when I play against them.

>>386289941
So is it a Japanese cleaver way of masking it so that the Mayo is clearly semen and the ketchup is blood/period water?

>INKLINGS AND OCTOLINGS ARE SPLATTERING HUMAN BLOOD AND EXCREMENT OVER THE LAND

DEEPEST LORE

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>3v4
>still win
Mayofags are you even trying

>>386291995
What an autistic post.

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>Fag starts squidbagging me
>.5 second later he gets splatted by my teammate

Can you color lock splatfest colors?

Made it to Champion rank, have shit to do and I donno if I want to grind Champ > King yet.

Won about 70% as mayo, was #1 every fucking game.

Sploosh-o-matic is strong as fuck but I had a ton of success with Tentatek Splattershot as well

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i'm a champion, good enough right?

>>386292063
>what an autistic post of an autistic game gear towards autistic children that loves watersports

>>386292106
I never feel like I have the time to squidbag. Either there's another enemy nearby or turf I need to ink

>>386291760
Matchmaking on this thing is terrible

>my team 1580 opponent team 1850

Fuck that shit.

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>splatfest is almost over

>>386291995
If this were cum it would be remarkably stinky, just guessing from the color

Why is every duelie user dead weight regardless of team?
>duelie on my team
>barely covers shit
>no kills

>duelie on opposite team
>barely covered shit
>no kills

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>Win every game vs ketchupbros
>Lose every game vs mayofags

>lose in a friendly match
>power drops hard

What

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>>386292106
>tfw squidbag a kill then kill enemy teammate while he watches

>>386292106
Every second you waste squidbagging is a second the other team is inking shit.

Previous thread: >>386262793, >>386247202 (Cross-thread)

News
- Sploosh-o-Matic (Curling Bomb, Splashdown ) is back: https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/893391908172480512 (embed) (embed) (embed)
- The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far)
- The Current Splatfest is Mayo vs Ketchup. Join a team and scrub your Tees for 2000 coins each.
- New Splatfest-exclusive stage "Shifty Station" announced! Its layout changes with every splatfest.

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- http://pastebin.com/h04p6aqy (embed) (embed)
> FAQ
- http://pastebin.com/1wPYkZc9 (embed) (embed)

> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- http://imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- https://imgur.com/a/NFzgv

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- http://leanny.github.io/splat2/

So, who does it look like is going to win?

>>386292412
I fucking hope so.

So fucking sick of the Splatfest T-Shirt, i wanna use my regular stuff again.

>>386289941
2000 is that high? I was sure plenty of people would be 3000+. Well, that makes me feel better about hitting 2k.

>>386292472
Im a Mayofag Ketchup makes me gag for some reason and I have been running train on literally everyone. I think Mayo is taking it 2-1

>>386292467
I donno, but all I know is if I happen to die from a Dualies faggot, even if I have like 1k+ points and we are stomping I get angry every fucking time

>>386292639
Ketchup is 100% going to win popularity, mayo is 100% going to win solo win rate. It's all down to group queue which I haven't played any so I have no idea how that's like.

>>386292639
Probably Mayo.

Ketchup wins popular for sure, but every Ketchup person has said Mayo is fucking slaughtering them

Is mayo really fucking bad in EU ?
My winrate tanked with the splatfest, I can't carry people who keep getting killed by aerosprays even by being first and getting 10+ kills per game.

>>386290225
>ketchup
>aerospray

>>386292514
Squidbagging is the funniest shit in the world, I can't even be mad when it happens to me

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>2100 personal power
>team power 1750

>>386292639
Mayo here, in my experience we were destroying at the lower levels but when I got to the higher ones I lost like ten matches in a row. I figured I'd have a better time up there with the help of furfag autism powers but I guess that only goes so far. I would have guessed ketchup but everybody seems to be saying mayo.

>>386292818
I'm mayo and I've been on a winning streak this evening

>>386290505
you guys just have shit wifi. my router is on the other side of the house that my switch is at and I haven't had a single issue

>People who think their solo win rates mean jack shit.

Protip: the average player here is above average here. If you are here and your Win/Loss is below average, contemplate sudoku.

>>386292675
Worst part is that I got NONE of the abilities I wanted while farming, seriously literally zero chunks.

>>386291221
12 hours?

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>tfw might actually be on the winning side for the first time

>Not getting home till 10ET
>Still 6/99
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>>386292791
Ketchup here, been curb stomping mayos all day long.

>>386291812
Just paint it and see if you get points or not.

Isn't mayo actually hazardous for your health if done incorrectly? Ketchup just seems like the most sensible choice with that in mind.

>>386290651
i guess you weren't doing amazing then

>>386293050
>Not using an ethernet adapter

Get off my splatfest you filthy pleb

Boy am I glad I decided to save my chunks for next fest.

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>>386293067
But I just want to have fun, sorry for being shit ketchup bros

>>386292986
thats weird. Ketchup was doing alright last night, and then got worse against my teams as more people woke up.

>>386292412
who here /factionseradicatingkemonoillustration/

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>>386290225

>>386289941
Why is sprinkler so bad.
I want it to be good but if I build ink saver I'm missing out on better shit.

>slaughter other team
>get results
>A COMMUNICATION ERROR HAS OCCURRED
>lose to other team
>get results
>hey wanna keep going :)

>>386292461
The Squidlings just love diving into rank splooge

>>386293404
didn't mean to reply

>>386290225
>being proud of being a skillless tier whore

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So this... is the power..... of....... Ketchupfags.........

>>386292791

I've been delivering bloody dick to mayo teams all day long

>>386293703
FUCKING FURRIES STOP EMBARRASSING US!

>>386293075
Were you trying to get Ink Saver Main? Splatfest tee has a lower chance of rolling that

>>386293720
>13+ kills as ketchup
>2nd highest on team is 3 kills
>enemy team has 10+kills as the lowest

Murder me.

>>386290265
Why do you even care? It's a good time for a little more time to get more than a little more than the game.

>>386293812
Yeah, welp then, hopefully the snails bring good stuff

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>Squidbag and act like a dick all match
>Lose by .1%

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>>386293615

>past midnight here in yupoor
>can't find any ketchupfags anymore

I already hate splatfests and they highlight why I never touched turf war past level 10; retard teammates.

>>386290863
that thread was really good

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Even Zone plays Splatoon jesus christ. It's like all the artist play it amazing.

What are some low tier weapons?

I hope they can figure out a more polarizing topic next time so that I can actually play against my rival faction

>>386294107
I think I found zun, but not sure if it was the real one.

They should. Put a third category for splatfest
>choice 1
>choice 2
>in different.

Then when it starts make all the indifferent picks go to the least popular pick

>>386293067
how exactly did you gather this information?

>>386294048

Ketchup gave up because they have been playing themselves all day.

>>386294131
Dynamo Roller
Goo Tuber
Flingza Roller
Inkbrush

>>386293904
that was the funniest shit I've heard all week

>join ketchup cause my friends are all ketchcucks
>try my hardest every time we play a mirror match
>throw or lose on purpose every time we fight mayo
#NOTMYCONDIMENT
#NEVERKETCTRUMP
#ITWASMAYOSTURN

>>386294131
Sploosh o matic
rollers

>>386294131
chargers w/o the scopes
splatlings
the pistol you start out with

>>386293067
I have 23 wins 15 losses which makes 8 net wins is that acceptable

>>386294420
>splattershot jr
>useless
>builds ink armor like crazy

>>386294107
Sorry for being a fag but who is Zone?

>>386294131
Ink brush is at the bottom.

>>386290658
That's pretty much what you're saying if you unironically use the Aerospray

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Ketchup Squad looking for 1 more to try to rush a friend up to Ketchup Queen before the splatfest ends. Taking anyone right now

SW-7520-9657-8112

>>386294420
>splattershot jr useless
BRB scoring 1300+ per match with 7~ ink armors distributed

>>386294070
The fact we cant play ranked is fucking retarded.

>>386294420
>charger without scope
>can hold a charge in ink briefly
>actually aware of what's around you when aiming

fuck me octobursh is fun

>zig zag around like a fucking spaz with roller mode and most people cannot deal with it and miss most their shots
>run up directly behind them and fuck them before they have time to turn around
>ambush and slash people up

nothing personnel...squid: the weapon

>>386293295
Well I just got back on after taking a break for a few hours and I'm back to winning again. I'd forgotten time of day was a factor.

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Fuck mayo

>>386294610
Splatfest are just raked turf war. Everyone is forced to play ranked during splatfest.

>>386294669
even if ketchup wins we are on the wrong side of history for sure

>>386294375
W

>>386294107
>zone picks mayo
Of course

>>386294754
you sure are, mayofag

Ketchup is just sugar filled trash for underage children with no tastebuds.

>>386294754
What does that even mean nigga

>>386289941

Why is the squid vibrating in and out of the ink? Is it some sort of glitch?

>>386294862
t. Amerilard

>>386294515
a hentai animator from the Newgrounds era

>>386294885
It means "I don't like ketchup"

>>386294846
>>386294885
mayo are clearly the better players

>>386294901
DUDE HAHA IT'S SO FUNNY THAT YOU PRETEND TO BE RETARDED

>>386294862
I'd rather be a kid than an obese manchild like you mayogays

>>386294515
Dude who used to make really well-done porn flashes of popular characters. He might still make them, I dunno. He was really big a while back though.

>>386294959
I only lost 2 matches against you faggots, both of them I had 2 defenders and 1 champion while you guys had 3 kings and queens, and only in 1 of them was your side actually good too

>>386294902
PROTECT PEARL

>>386294902
That is super sad

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>>386294959

So is every Splatfest just gonna be 80-20 Marina for popularity?

>>386294959
you sure are scrambled about it, mayofag

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Suck it, ketchupfags.

90% of my matches today have been ketchup vs. ketchup

It's getting infuriating. Where the fuck are you, mayofags?

>>386290617
>Enact strategy that will help teammates
>Backfires because you can never rely on anyone but yourself
It'll happen every time.

just had a team made entirely of chargers on moray towers, they all stood on the spawn point and tried to snipe the entire match. what the fuck

>>386295327
all the mayos at mirroring matching each other at 2500+ power

>>386295202
>take a pic of 2v4
>heh, that'll show him!

>>386295265
Holy fuck you're bad

>>386294902
>stay of the hook

>>386295202
You ketchupfags are the most inconsistent fuckers.
I was either fighting the worst fucking shitters, or the greatest players with impeccable aim.
No inbetweens,

>>386295265
36-14 Mayo Queen with 2130.09 here, keep it up lad

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>>386295428

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>>386294530

Have fun 1500 shitter.

>>386295436
no u

>>386295582
Lol I already posted my stats

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>>386295265
No You suck it.

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>>386293473
>that one faggot who doesn't want to lose crashes the room
wasn't there word that people who disconnected way to often would get a penalty?

I've only won one match as ketchup because literally all of my teammates have been fucking retarded

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>>386295545
two can play at this game

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>>386295265
>0.5
>Only victory was with 452p
Holy shit mayobaby confirmed carried

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>When I see another Slattershot Jr in a match.
We are of one mind.

STOP BRINGING CHARGERS INTO TURF WAR. YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO KILL FAST ENOUGH TO MAKE UP FOR HOW SHIT AT INKING CHARGERS ARE.

How the fuck do you carry ?
I always top the scores but I get put with the most brainded retards I've ever seen.
There's so much I can do when 10-15 kills isn't enough.

>>386290469
Spoken like a true ketchupfag.

>>386295769
>posting your name
I'm doxxing you right now pal

Holy shit Ink armor is stupid good
>Get Ink armor just as a splashdown comes down completely on top of me
>just get pushed back and Ink armor pops

What is the support weapon?

>>386295202
Spoken like a true mayofag

>>386295953
none you cock hungry slut

>>386296001
:c

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>>386295921
>yfw a teammate ink armors at the right time keeping you alive

>>386294375
FUCKING KETCHADS

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>>386295850
You better not!

>>386295921
Its the worst special in the game

>>386294107
>zone has shit taste
really stimulates the walnuts

>>386296164
This is a really cute squid, I want to bully her

>>386296251
No bully or sexualizing the squids. Thank you

>>386295648
And they're good.
I'm not exactly the greatest player yet, you're right.
Still having fun tho.

>>386296215
t. B rank shitter

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>>386296327
Sexually bullying them is fine

KETCHUP FOR THE KETCHUP GODS

>>386295327
Pearl is so hideously unpopular that only 30% of the player base side with her, at most. Get used to it, this will be every Splatfest if the topics continue to be as milquetoast as this one.

>met an actual good sniper on towers
>they still lost

amazing how they made a weapon thats not fun for either team

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>>386296453
that's lewd

>>386296417
Game is filled with rapid fire weapons. Goes through it like butter and instant deaths practically.

>>386295921
You know what's even better? Using Ink Armor yourself completely refills your ink tank, meaning you can empty out and then instantly restore it to win most extended fights.

I can see a patch massively increasing the special cost for it later down the road, though. It's really damn good.

>tfw matchmaking's decided you've had enough wins

>>386290927
That sucks

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>>386289941
mayofags get ready

>start inking an area
>see teammate start inking same area behind me
>move onto another area to let teammate ink that spot
>check map later
>area is completely empty

what the fuck

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>>386296453

>>386296671
We already won, as did cake before.

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Ketchup has NO GAME
NO GAME!

Is it possible to make moray not shit? The changes in 2 fixes nothing

Can't break 1800. Every single time I get on a winning streak, I get "connection error has occurred", and then in the next 5 matches, not a single teammate can stay alive for more than 10 seconds. Every time I get splatted deep in enemy territory, I see my fucking SPAWN the other color on the map. I got King and just said fuck it and am done trying.

>>386296565
If you allow any rapid fire weapon to get the drop on you, you probably deserved it. Besides, it can help everyone on the team

Holy shit. The connection drops have never been this bad for me. Not Splat1, not the Splatfest in the demo, nothing.

This is unforgivable.

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>>386290225
YOU'RE kid I kept killing mid-special with a slosher.

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>>386296692
>You see your partners go off to ink in different directions
>They all were just dashing to the center
>About 20% empty space on the spawn

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>>386296453
Do girls actually touch boobs?

>>386296671
Picking cake over ice cream is a legitimate sign of mental retardation though.

The outcome of this isn't going to change that.

how do i get snails and what do i use them for

>>386296760
>Implying japfests mean anything after they got BTFO at E3

>Mayo won in Japan
>Mayo is dominating in EU
>NA is a bunch of waifu fags and furries
What went wrong?

I played all the Wii u splatfests and now this one. And this is by far the worst one yet.

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So what are the rewards for winning or losing?

>>386296760

Yeah man, and the South will rse again and all the stuff. But you're gonna lose the splatfest.

matches are rigged

>>386297019
Honestly, from lesbians Ive heard, they only really like the ass.

>>386297019
Do guys touch dicks?

>>386290739
*sobbing* im a black japanese woomy(male)...they got more f*** *** ***** **'s then they got the likes of me

2256.2
What decides power level anyway?

>>386290739


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFgdte8JKI0

>>386297206
Your autism.

>>386297149
super sea snails, which can be used to add additional ability slots to gear

>>386297149
You get extra sea snails compared to the opposing team.

>>386297192

>he's never frotted with a bro, or a couple bros

You fucking nerds don't know anything about the real world

>>386297057
cake was invented first
stay mad

>>386297019
Every time women hug they touch tits.

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>>386290739
>mfw I'm almost 2k but I lose 1 match and lose 70 points

>>386297081
>mayo dominating eu

Sauce

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>>386297019
Only if they like them

>1400 mayo royalty (from 1700)
>getting matched with mostly defenders
>probably tanked solo winrate all by myself

just unlocked tri-slosher, time to come back

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>>386297192
I would touch dicks

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>>386297081
Mayo is practically cultural in Japan, EU dips their fries in Mayo like weirdos and the NA is the NA and have to make semen jokes about mayo to ironically justify their choice.

>>386297332

The sauce is mayo, he just said it

>>386297332
The matches are constant Mayo vs Mayo.

>>386297332
haha, I get it.

>>386297192
two guys from /v/ maybe

>>386297192
Why wouldn't they? It's a completely obvious activity once you think about it.

I think girl squids should date girl squids, and boy squids should date boy squids.

>>386297415
i keep getting matched against tryhard ketchupfags

>>386297192
It's called masturabating, son

How do you deal with combat against a player with a longer range weapon?

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>made it up to champion and only about 1700 power
I think I'm all splatted out for the day.

>>386290225
I'll admit I'm not good at the game if you admit that you wouldn't be even remotely that high if you used any other standard-type weapon.

Does anyone actually like shifty station? It was a cool gimmick at first but the map is just one big game of grab ass because of how easy it is to get to the enemy side

be honest, seriously for a second: do any of you mayofags expect to win?

>>386292412
I want to go back to ranked. I hate turf wars

>>386293703
Oh, Christ. If you ignore the top half of the eyeballs on the flag, it looks like he's drawn a cat face on it.

>>386297081
this was a pretty stupid splatfest desu
no one eats ketchup in EU or japan, and ketchup is way more popular in NA
what did they expect to happen?

>>386297558
You have to sneak up on them. Use small boxes, walls, side paths, to sneak up on them and kill them with your superior fire rate or damage per hit.

Can anyone tell me what the number between parentheses in your battle stats means?
Seems a little low to be my average deaths.

>>386297558
>paint everything leading up to them
>super jump to a nearby buddy
>go the opposite direction as they slowly paint what you messed up

>connection error has occurred
connection to team has been lost
>connection error has occurred
connection to team has been lost
>connection error has occurred
connection to team has been lost
>connection error has occurred
connection to team has been lost
>connection error has occurred
connection to team has been lost
>connection error has occurred
connection to team has been lost
>connection error has occurred
connection to team has been lost
>connection error has occurred
connection to team has been lost

>>386297651
I do. It's the only truly huge level in 2, and the gimmick and aesthetic are both pretty good.

Are the ketchup vs. ketchup battles counted towards the main tally? How does that work, exactly?

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>>386295026
>really well-done

>>386297316
The horse and carriage came before the automobile, but that doesn't make it a more efficient form of transportation.

>>386297335
HNNNNG THATS HOT

WHERE IS THIS GOOD PORN FROM

>>386297558
Move sideways

>>386297703
You can make an excuse like this for every splatfest though.
Last time it was: "Cake vs Ice cream in SUMMER!?? WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING!!!"

>>386297724

It's probably the standard deviation to your average, outside the parentheses. So 5.3 (1.3) mean you generally range from 4 to 6.6 kills per game.

>>386297558
You don't need to fight. If you have a gun that inks better than him just run away inking the shit out of everything and it will always ink more than him alive.

>>386297558
Keep moving sideways. Long rang weapons have less fire rate or are chargers.

>>386297525
I think boy squids should date ___________me

>>386297828
>moving goalposts
0/10
but apples != oranges

>>386297960
>Long rang weapons have less fire rate
Not if it's a splatling.
All you can do to a splatling is either flank them or try to get close while he's charging up another volley.

Did fucking no one pick mayo or something?

Out of like 20 matches I've lost 3 to mayo. Ketchup has a strong push to mid that the mayofags can't handle.

>>386297828
Ice cream is less efficient than cake
also you can't pack ice cream for travel.

Cake is more efficient.

>>386298203
no surprise that ketchupfags are tryhards

>>386298203
You wish..

Why are there so many furriest on Mayo

>>386298345
mayonnaise is for autists

>>386298345
Because it's white like cum and furries are degenerates.

>>386298345
So they can draw their fursona with "mayo" all over them

>>386298345
I must've reported all of the mayo furries before the splatfest started because I've seen more ketchup furries than mayonnaise furries.

>>386298248
>pack cake for travel
Are you american by chance?

>>386298345
I've seen more kechup furries than mayo furries. Which is retarded and more forced.

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What are any of you anons eating/drinking while playing?

>>386298272
>implying mayofags don't try to win
that's a shitty excuse anon.
With that said though, I did fight a whole lot of trihardslosher ketchupfags.

>>386298471
I'm from Mars.
Cake has been packed far longer than America has been a thing.

>>386298574
eating and drinking mayo

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>>386298345
Mayo is tasty

>>386298345
Both sides are cluttered with these fags. Hopefully more people report.

>>386298606
ayyy lmao pack my cake daddy

>>386298574
Pepsi and Pringles. Splatfests are one of my few excuses to be complete trash.

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>>386298164
In the NA, no. Mayofags will try to push the narrative that only the cream of the crop picked mayo but in reality it's just that there's such a heavy minority of them that there's a high chance of them being matched with absolute shitters.
Japan obviously had Mayo win because it's an icon there and EU has Mayo winning because europoors love lard on top of their food more than even Amerifats.

>>386298203
Same. Only 2 of mine did I face teams that dumped on me, and I had trash teams too.

>>386298248
nigga is all you eat vacuum packed space food because its the most "efficient"?

>>386298574
Coffee.

>>386298574
Coke and doritos

FINAL HOUR NA BROS

Next splatfest predictions go
Coffee vs. Tea

>>386297651
that stage actually makes me nauseous

>fucking faggot teams stays on the defensive the entire match

Fucking charger niggers are ALWAYS ON MY FUCKING TEAM WHY please kys if you charger in turf wars

>>386294669
Fellow 70%+ win rate ketchads unite

>>386298860
[spolier]Green Tea[/spoiler]

>two chargers
>they never leave spawn

Fuck these people.

>>386298934
>play charger
>top team every game
>aerospray retards can't pull their weight at literally the only thing their gun is good at

>>386295826
kills don't really matter till the last minute

>>386298697
ben t. dover

I hope Shifty Station becomes a real stage, and Splatfest becomes a platform to demo future stages.

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>>386298958
33-17 Ketchup Queen reporting in

>>386298860
Oh boy. Dirty caffeine cucks fighting over which crutch is better.

>>386296587
all specials instantly restore all ink

>>386298889
what how?

>>386298860
>coffee vs tea in a kids game
Did Splatoon have anything adult themed like this? If not, then I wouldn't hold my breath. Either way I don't know which to choose. Both sides have the most colossal faggots on the face of the earth.

>>386298860
brown vs darker brown

>>386299067
this illusion happens where i think the stage is moving instead of my character even in the sections where the map isnt moving. then when i go to play a regular stage the illusion continues for a bit.

>>386299002
>3 aerospray
>0 kills
>No ink turfed
How the fuck

>>386299037
Anon......... 50 x .70 = 35

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>Shifty station
>about to kill ketchupfag on moving platform
>he pushes panic button splatdown
>platform moves away from under him
>falls
Just beautiful

>>386298934
>Charger on team
>covers the least amount of turf
>least amount of kills

>>386299037
>>386299218
>Fucking Ketchads can't do math
Pottery

>>386298574
A corn dog with ketchup and a coke

>>386298860
Pizza vs french fries.

>>386298860
Piccolo(Green) vs Vegeta(Purple)

>>386299020
it won't, it's a testbed for future stage gimmicks.

Does my mayo rank help my team win

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>>386298248
>cake is more efficient
>ice cream is literally just frozen milk, which is its own ingredient that can be found from one animal, raised in a fucking cage
>cake requires three different animals, microbes, heat, several acres of fields to raise three different crops, a fucking chemistry set, a flowing river, and several metals just to start making it, let alone make a good one

>>386299218
>>386299286
It's two games off, sorry I didn't whip out a calculator before posting

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deep down, you mayo fags must realize that you will NEVER EVER win this splatfest