You're buying Samus Returns, right?

Wrong.

Day one. Amiibos as well if my Gamestop has them.

>>386286817
Yes, because I actually like Metroid and want there to be more games.

In before retards bitch and moan about optional DLC.

>>386286919
this

>>386286890
>Amiibos as well
literal child

No thanks, I already played AM2R. 'Samus Returns' is literal shovel ware that doesn't even deserve to share the limelight.

Gonna download that .CIA file amd be ready to go.

Nah, I am kinda finished with Nintendo. I'll just buy a complete game(not that they'll ever consider to create an actual game anymore).

>>386286817
I was until they announced the amiibo crap. Now I'm pirating it. Nintendo can suck my dick.

>>386286919
this is the only correct response

>>386286817
>2.5D
Not in your dreams.

>>386286919
Keep sucking nintendo's dick like usual drone.

>>386286919
I am with this anon. All of these fucking faggots making threads against it don't even give a shit about metroid and are just shitposting.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13596101

>>386286817
I'm pirating that shit and it's fucking amiibo.
AND sonic mania.

>>386286817
Already pre-order the special edition on best buy(love gamer unlock deal, 12$ off).

Not getting the Amiibos through, no, the anti-shilling did not convince me, is just I am kinda poor right now, but I still want to support Metroid any way I can.

Why does /v/ bully the Metroid series so much?

>>386286817

Nope, -1 day pirate because someone will probably leak it

The more I see of Samus Returns, the less I want her to return.
How hard can it be to remake a game without adding superfluous garbage that nobody asked for? Did anyone want melee counters, teleporters and a simplified map?

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Yeah. Never played the original and I feel bad about my 3DS gathering dust for so long

>>386286817
Preordered it and amiibos. I'm hype as fuck.

>>386289547
why Sonic Mania?

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>>386289547
>amiibo
How do you pirate a physical object

>>386288894
Why isn't it complete, anon? Surely you didn't fall for the 'hardest difficulty paywall' meme, did you? It's just cosmetic content.

>>386289057
>we decided to give fans an option to support the game even more

Why do you hate freedom, anon?

>>386291745
I'd like to know too. Probably an nfc app or something.

>>386286817
If the reception is positive, I'll absolutely pick it up. I think it looks pretty solid so far, but after not having a good game in the series for 10 years I'm a little nervous about buying it day one.

>>386286817
Of course, also

/v/ are Primefags and hate the 2D game just like they are Warfags that hate FPS Halo. Since /v/ is filled with PCunts that like boring ass maze FPS that are just reskins of Wolfenstein 3D, along with loving boring ass RTS games, they have a deep hatred for 2D Metroid and FPS Halo. For Halo talk just go to /vg/ and in September /vg/ should also have a Metroid General as well.

>>386292948
What if I told you that I love both both the Prime games and the 2D games equally?

>>386293008
Then you are a Metroid fan who doesn't shit up 2D Metroid threads.

>>386292948
Trust me, Prime fans are not the ones shitting on the game right now, hell the game feels closer to the Prime games one way or another, is the Super Metroid fans anti shilling, or better put, being influenced by Sony anti-shills.

>>386293197
So basically like the Halo fanbase, Metroid has nostalgia babies that bitch about the game not being the third game in the series over and over and give out poor explanations on how they would evolve the series, along with Sony false flagging idiots that love to shitpost in Nintendo and Microsoft threads just for the (You)s. That all makes sense.

>>386286919
tpbp

>>386286817
Oh god no lol. It looks like shit so I cancelled my preorder. Blunder of the year.

>>386291289
Nintendo is a cancer upon this industry who once made good games

>>386286817
Gonna pirate it along with it's toy based DLC.
I would buy it if Nintendo wasn't trying to fuck me.

>>386291851
Isn't that the freedom that Nintendo fags hated 5 years ago because Nintendo wasn't doing it? Isn't that the same freedom Reggie and Iwata said they wouldn't adopt because games should be released complete?

>>386293717
Why did you pre-order it in the first place if you thought it looked like shit?

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>all of Samus's whoring finally paid off
Yes. I'll buy.

Nope.

Boycotting Nintendo until amiibo jewery stops.

Already boycotted Microsoft for lost access to my account when I switched emails years ago.

Sony has nothing I want.

Fuck Vidya.

>>386297036
Why are you here?

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>People will defend this

>>386297304

I've been trapped for ten years.

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>>386286919
>because I actually like Metroid
If you liked Metroid you wouldn't encourage Nintendo to make inferior products to the ones they made over ten years ago, outsourcing to MercurySteam and adding in cinematic melee counters should be enough to boycott.

>>386297323
That honestly does seem a little excessive.
I wonder if it will be turned off in Fusion mode.

>>386286817
absolutely

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>>386297981
The game seems designed around it, it would be like if a Hard mode in Mario disabled jumping.

>>386297971
The parry window needs to be massively reduced. Looks like you can smack x against everything.

>>386297323
The counter system was the best part about Lords of Shadow combat and it looks like a fine fit here.

>>386298186
Yeah, it doesn't look all that 'optional' does it.
Either way the game still looks pretty good in my opinion.

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>>386298264
>Looks like you can smack x against everything.
That's because you can.

>>386298450
samus could have just jumped instead

>>386291509
the gen z did

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Reminder to boycott Metroid until we get this.

>>386297971
>no true Scotsman

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>>386299001
>I like it when Nintendo fuck me in the ass

>>386289467
Wow, that's a lot of 'yes' votes, almost as if all the people saying no are samefagging liars

>>386299263
Don't worry, it'll flop. I don't see a Metroid game that's a remake of a 20 year old game, not using sprites and adding a melee attack selling more than 90k units world wide.

>>386299992
I'll keep this post in mind lmfao

>>386299068
Don't forget the cost of the electricity to charge the 3DS and the Doritos that keep you fueled as you play.

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>>386289137
This.

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>>386299068
>it's okay when Nintendo does it with Prime/Fusion

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>>386299068

>>386300578
All those things were unlocked when you beat the game.

>>386286817
Yep

>>386300578
>Prime/Fusion locked content behind amiibo
Must have forgotten about that.

>>386286817
for Switch

>>386300657
>>386300787

It was unlocked when you beat the game? I thought you needed to connect it to Fusion with the GBA link cable?

Also now that I think of it, it's fucking retarded that it couldn't connect if you had the GB Player.

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>>386300897
Art gallery and highest difficulty were unlocked upon completion of Prime, yes.

>>386300787
It's locked between two consoles, two games, and a link cable.

>>386300897
Linking Prime and Fusion together (or buying it with credits in the Trilogy) gets you a fusion skin. Art gallery and soundtrack were unlocked after you best the game. MSR locks those things behind an amiibo plus the fusion difficulty.

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>>386301095
Are you equating an entirely inconsequential texture change to an entirely new difficulty?

>>386301193
No, but content is content nonetheless.

>>386301193
are you posting yet again dumb tf2 avatarfag

go ahead you dumb piece of shit, respond with "not seeing an argument here", I fucking dare you

>>386301243
Not all content is equal in its importance, imagine if the final boss was locked behind an amiibo. The fact that stuff that directly pertains to gameplay that's already on the cartridge isn't available to any player with the cartridge is a terrible practice.

If the only thing this amiibo unlocked was the Fusion suit, no one would care.

>>386286817

I am never buying a Nintendo game again after what they did to Fatal Frame 5.

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>>386301330
>Don't agree with someone
>Better call them a dumb piece of shit

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>>386286817
no

>>386286919
>>386287083
>>386289105
>>386289370
this is really sad

yeah sure. i haven't had a good game in a while so why not?

if I buy the game in italy, would I still be able to play it in english?

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>>386302972
>Samus Returns
>good game
Sorry to break it to you.

>>386303149
i don't see anything wrong with it.

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>>386303254
>Teleporters
>In a Metroid game
>A series where getting upgrades lets you progressively unlock shortcuts to traverse faster
>A series where meticulous exploration of each area leads to rewards

>Don't see anything wrong with it

>>386303554
What's worse: a nigger or a whiny white boy?

At this point, Metroidfags have become bigger autists than Zeldafags.

>>386303072
>>386303072

pls respond

>>386303536
Works fine for Metroidvania games, why not Metroid proper?
Quit being a whiny bitch.

I own a bunch of zelda games. I have never been able to get into any of them.

I'm getting this metroid game just because I want some more 3ds games. I've never actually played metroid. I'm more of a JRPG and fighting/arcade player.

It's too bad sega got out of the hardware business.

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>>386291745
>>386291861
5 finger discount niggas

>>386303660
Niggers steal and kill and rape and collect free government checks.

Whiny white boys whine.

Hmmm... tough choice.

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This game has legitimately made me consider hacking my 3DS. Good job nintendo

>>386303991
If you're trying to say 'they're in Castlevania what's the big deal?' then you should understand quite clearly that Metroid =/= Castlevania and never has been.

Teleporters encourage lazy map design because players are more likely to rely on them then finding new shortcuts as they progressively get more upgrades like you did in past Metroid games.

>>386304159
too bad to buy
too good to not play

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>>386304304
To me its more of a matter of principle. I was going to buy it because it seems fun enough, but once the amiboo shit was revealed I cannot stand to support such a stupid decision as to lock hard mode behind a paywall, one that doesn't even have a definitive price. Scalpers are going to fuck the shit out of those amibos, just like they have for the rest of the fucking things.

>>386304624
I'm in the exact same boat.

>>386304624
>to lock hard mode behind a paywall
Nice falseflag, Hard mode is not locked behind an amiibo.

>>386304210
They've been the same since Symphony of the Night, you're just too retarded to accept it.

>>386304716
>They've been the same since Symphony of the Night
Wrong. Metroid has never had RPG elements, Metroid has never had as strong of a focus on combat, Metroid doesn't have anything akin to the Soul system, Metroid games allow for far more sequence breaking that's intention (Super and ZM).

>>386304710
the hardest mode is literally locked behind a paywall

>>386304710
How bout some sauce to that claim, or are you just going to double nigger me?

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>>386304872
Fusion mode =/= Hard mode
Two different things.

>>386305024
that was my point exactly you mouthbreathing retard

I do not give a shit what people call "hard mode", it was very clear that the person you were responding to meant "the hardest mode"

>>386303896
If you set your 3ds language to English yeah

>>386305118

well its already in english, but I assume the game will be preset to Italian, right?

>>386305102
> it was very clear that the person you were responding to meant "the hardest mode"
Then why didn't he say that? He said Hard mode which is not locked behind an amiibo.

>>386304210
I didn't realize Castlevania games lost exploration because of warp rooms. You're being ridiculous, dude.

>>386304846
I fail to see how any of these elements affect a fast travel system. Oh wait, they don't.
The two areas where they are most similar are the map design and the emphasis on exploration. Teleporters have never harmed this aspect in Castlevania games, so I fail to see how it can harm a Metroid game.

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>>386305421
>Castlevania games are structured like Metroid games

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>Amiibos don't even do anything, though
>WTF Amiibos do something now

>>386297323

Why does it look like a first-gen 3DS game?

>>386305526
>implying they're not
You're fucking retarded, dude.

>>386305603
Remind which Castlevania games let you do reverse boss orders, give you access to high mobility from the start like wall and bomb jumping do.

>>386305526
Be sure to explain to me how they're different outside of the RPG elements.

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I might support it if it's good, but it'll never be as good as AM2R no matter what feature they implement, if only because they made this as a cashgrab for money and don't care about making a good video game. AAA companies have lost their way and shouldn't be considered anything above soulless corporates.

>>386293481
343 sucks though

>>386305714
>Movement options
>Less focus on combat
>Far more built in non linearity
>No Soul system
>Level design emphasizes combat far more than platforming

>>386286817
No, it looks like complete shit.

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>>386305265
You're literally acting like a child.

>>386305691
You're kidding, right? That's you're argument? Pretty piss poor if you ask me. But I guess if you're losing you have to scrape up anything you can.
Castlevania games let you fight the final boss first. How about that?

>>386305908
I love how the soul system keeps being brought up when that was a gimmick in only two games.

Yeah why wouldn't I?

>buying games

>>386306179
>I love how the soul system keeps being brought up when that was a gimmick in only two games.
I don't really get why that's even an issue for people. It gives you a wide variety of ways to play the game. It is a gimmick, but a good one.

>>386305926
This.

>>386306179
The 2D Metroid games have far more movement options, both easy and advanced which can completely recontextualize how you approach rooms. Castlevania lacks any of this, it's why Super Metroid and Zero Mission have been picked apart meticulously by the speed running community and Symphony of the Night and Aria of Sorrow haven't been. I'm not saying the Castlevania games are bad, because they're not, but they have always lacked that one key feature which allows for Metroid to have far more replayability.

The movement also means shortcuts are far more abundant making teleporters not a good idea, whereas in Castlevania you don't unlock the high mobility upgrade until towards the end.

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>buy the game to show nintendo you want more metroid
>don't buy the amiibos to show nintendo you don't want to shell out extra cash for features that should kind of already be in the game

>>386297323
>>386298186
>>386303149
>>386299068
>this samefag posts this in literally every thread and is likely OP
You're a joyless faggot. People are still going to buy this no matter what. Do you really have nothing else to do but post this endlessly?

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>>386306564
>buy the game
>let Nintendo know you're okay with content being cut out
>they cut out more content in Metroid Prime 4 because they want to keep pushing the customer to pay more for less

>>386306467
>speedrunning
I mean hey, If you like the advanced movement options more power to you but a lot of that shit wasn't intended like the grapple beam skip.

Not just that, if youre speedrunning a game you're aiming to see the least of the game and exploration goes right out the window. On top of that warp rooms don't restrict movement options. No reason not to have both interesting movement options and trim the fat of moving through the same rooms over and over again

>>386286817
Yup, pre-ordered the soundtrack edition and amiibos. Have had the Smash Samus and Zero Suit Samus amiibos for years too.

>>386306564
>want more Metroid
We want Metroid Dread not this garbage remake from the developers who killed Castlevania. Reminder that true fans will be boycotting until Dread is confirmed.

>>386306467
But there are no shortcuts. If you want to get from one end to the planet to another you're going to have to trudge through three whole zones to get there.
This is actually often the case in Castlevania, since teleport rooms are few and far between, but you have the option, if you're close to one, to just jump from one end of the castle to the other. Otherwise, you have to trudge through a couple areas to your destination or the teleporter to jump partially to your destination, at which point you have to trudge around another three areas to get to the throne room.

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>>386306967
You're forgetting where backtracking in Metroid is fun precisely because of how much control you have over Samus.

>>386307209
>backtracking
>fun

>>386307467
You're playing the wrong series then, backtracking has always been core to Metroid.

I mean, Metroid II was the least backtrack friendly game in the franchise, to the point where even AM2R added a teleport system.

Returns doing the same isn't shocking. If they're going to be working from the same map as II, that's kind of the logical thing to do.

I'm gonna stick to complaining about the removal of ambience

>>386286919
I mean, I could buy DLC, I'm going to have to buy blank NFC cards off ebay and load the DLC unto them or something

>>386306564
>>386306798
>>386306875
It's a no-win situation regardless because the amiibos will sell anyway.

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>>386307729
>I'm gonna stick to complaining about the removal of ambience
Don't forget this.

Already have the game preordered. Teetering on preordering the amiibos as well just in case they end up being hard to find after they initially release.

>>386297323
looks fine? countering seems to take a little more time so I'd probably still just shoot most of the weaker enemies, the enviroments looks really spacious though, I'm not used to not having a clusterphobic roof above my head most of the time.

>>386286817
yep

will bootleg the amiibos or wait for action replay codes. Either one will do.

>>386305801
They're decent, definitely better than nuBungie.

>>386300643
this always gets me hehe

>>386286817
While I itch for a metroid game it looks pretty ugly, wish they went for sprites. New not gay Castlevania when.

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>>386308218
>wish they went for sprites.
We all do.

They better treat Samus with respect in this game. That means no voice acting, no cutscenes, no emotions, nothing but gameplay. I'm sick of companies trying to turn video games into movies by making their females flawed and weak and submissive. Oh, and no sex fanservice either.

>>386308531
After Other M, I don't think you have to worry about that. There's also nothing important that happens in Metroid II other than Samus meeting the baby Metroid.

>>386308356
I don't mind it, but it is going to be lit the fuck up like Oot and MM were to make up for the small screen.

I'm gonna do a wait-and-see on this one. Based on the footage I've seen so far I want it, but based on that same footage I worry how some of the combat mechanics will affect the feel overall.

>>386308218
>>386308356
>>386309015
Hopefully Nintendo's next handheld drops the stereoscopic so they don't have to force bright 3d in everything.
...Or, well, their next non-hybrid handheld.

I remember reading rumors earlier this year that Nintendo will make a smaller Switch with a smaller screen next year if it's very successful. I'm wondering if that happens, will Metroid 5 come out for the Switch or 3DS.

>>386286817
No
fuck mercury steam

>>386298548
Holy shit.this is bad

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>>386311790
>>386311637

>>386288563
You dont know what the word shovelware means

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>>386313093
Nor do you it seems, we're talking about a game with a budget so low that an N64 game is more visually impressive.

>>386286817
Preordered special edition on Gamestop and will buy Amiibo; willing to buy from scalpers if need be. :)

>>386286817
Yes, but only to determine if Nintendo can even competently make a 2D Metroid game anymore.

>>386314038
>Nintendo
MercurySteam are making it.

>>386313289
"no"

>>386286817
Yes, it's probably the last chance for the series. If this and Prime 4 sell like crap, forget it about any new Metroid besides this two.

>>386314069
Well let me say this then, If Nintendo lets people who don't know what their doing with Metroid make a metroid game, thats on both the people who made it, and the company who let them make it.

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>>386314264
>If Nintendo lets people who don't know what their doing with Metroid make a metroid game
I think we all know MercurySteam have no idea what they're doing.

>>386307928
Countering sets up the enemy for a one-shit kill. If you don't, you have to shoot them a bunch.

You couldn't tell because that's how much the counter trivializes the game.

>>386312191
only thing I would change is giving the enemy so much time to recover after a counter, you just bat them away for a split second before they start charging again

>Ctrl F pirate
>5+ results

Shame on you guys.

I hope Nintendo eventually makes a Switch Slim and they add Metroid NES, Metroid II, Super Metroid, and Metroid Fusion to it. I also hope that Sakamoto and EPD work with MercurySteam again on Metroid 5 for the Switch. That way I can purchase a Switch Slim for Metroid Fusion's sequel. I may get Samus Returns that way Metroid 5 can get made but in truth, it's really not the 2D Metroid game I was asking for, I'm waiting for the big Fusion sequel. I hope the Fusion Suit is a hint that Metroid 5 is Sakamoto's next project after SR.

>>386318054
Reminder to boycott all Metroid until Dread is confirmed.

>>386306729
>"People are still going to buy this no matter what"
And people are still gonna call them dumb morons, because that's what they are.
>you're a joyless faggot
wow, you're not even trying.

>>386319069
If you boycott SR, there won't be a Dread. People either by this remake or we won't get Dread, and I really want Dread.

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>>386319373
>and I really want Dread.
This.

>Initial hpe for new legit Metroid game
>Inevitably /v/ turns against it and shits on it daily

What else can you expect from mindless drones who care only for cinematic ""gameplay"" like Other M

>>386308118
No, they're both shit. The campaign of Halo 5 and Destiny as a whole are both abominations.

>>386320156
These are the same people who hate Metroid Prime for being "SJW shit" ie it didn't show enough of Samus in her underwear to masturbate to.

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>>386320596
>it didn't show enough of Samus in her underwear to masturbate to.
Because Samus spends the entire game running around naked in the 2D games, right?

>>386320453
True but Halo 5 has the better mp and Halo 6 and beyond is returning the focus back to Master Chief.

>>386286817
I can't hear all this negativity over me buying the amiibos anyway because they look sick.

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>>386320596
>It didn't show enough of Samus in her underwear to masturbate to.
Did anyone else make Samus stand in the lava and jerk off to the sounds of her grunting in pain while they played Prime back in the day?
I would constantly have to keep healing her because I wanted to blow right when she did her death scream.

>>386320679
Well, this is something modern Nintendo fans hated about Metroid: it was too videogamey and didn't have enough fap fuel. They only tolerated Super because you could see Samus outside of her suit at the end. Remember, they're the same people who jerk it to Metroid: Other M.

>>386318054
>Switch Slim
???

>>386291745
>>386291861

Just google Amiibo NFC, it is pretty easy.

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>>386321052
Dats fucked up.

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>>386321052
>I enjoyed murdering Samus because she's a woman and saving the world is man's work

>>>/pol/

>>386321150
Don't judge me.

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>>386321112
You mean to tell me that the only reason spent hours with Super Metroid was for a scene that doesn't last more than ten seconds?

If people wanted fap fuel, I feel there are better alternatives than playing Super Metroid.

>>386321208
No I just liked the noises she made
I can't get any woman I'm with to recreate her grunts of pain no matter what I do and I hate it.

>>386321281
That and her death scene, as this sicko admits >>386321301

>>386286817
We'll see.

>>386321336
Don't judge me.

>>386321336
>a single poster gets off on it
That's like saying all vidya players jerk off to tiles

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We're never gonna be able to talk about this series again, are we? Too many "muh gamer integrity" faggots and ACfag ruining things.

>>386319101
Seven years, ACfag. Seven nonstop years, and all because Other M broke your brain.

>>386321501
This and the tumblr/NeoGAF:SAMUS IS DEAD and the AM2Rfanbase

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>>386321548
Was the damage done irreversible?

>>386321112
>hurr durr some people post some pictures on /v/ that means all Metroid fans across the planet only care about titties also Other M

Could you come up with something new already, ACfag?

>>386321645
When was the last time we had a TUBES thread?

>>386313289
>Taking an upscaled 240p 3DS image of a game still in development from a YouTube video he then enlarged and comparing it to an EMULATED N64 Zelda game that had a remaster on the same system as the former.
>Look guise ebin samus returnz is legit shobelwaree :DDDD
Weak ass bait sonny jim.

>>386297971
>nferior products to the ones they made over ten years ago
Zero Mission was just as shitty.

>>386321495
1 million people bought Other M. Several million bought Smash to jerk off to Samus's high heels. Several more ruin any metroid thread with porn dumps. I know my audience.

does anyone know where I can find a Fusion rom?
Only one I never played

>>386321116
Back in January, Nintendo was in talks of making a smaller Switch with a smaller screen as the 3DS replacement if the Switch did well enough and they are planning to release it sometime next year. Either that or they will make a true 3DS successor.

>>386321707
When yu can prove it wrong, sure. Meanwhile, posts like >>386321661 only validate it further.

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>>386321797
>Several million bought Smash to jerk off to Samus's high heels.
[citation needed]

>>386321870
Good luck

>>386321336
Id like to point out you don't see Samus outside the suit when she dies in Prime.
The anon was only getting off to her screams of pain.

>>386321936
A quick trip to Vgchartz will give you your citation.

>>386321661
Seven years.
The exact same words and phrases every single Metroid thread he finds.
Claiming all eight+ billion people on Earth adore Other M because of ten positive reviews written six years ago.
Accusing everyone who disagrees with him of constantly attacking Sony.
Nonstop rages about how all games must be Dwarf Fortress or Asteroids but with dying and game overs removed so they last forever and are not "movies".
Boasts about how he has a copy of Super Metroid that starts when you land on Zebes because the intro triggers him (but the part where you have no control over Samus while Mother Brain's shooting her and getting drained and kills the Metroid is still in it).
Screaming about how a couple of people posting pictures on /v/ means all anyone cares about is porn and the series is bad and sucks if people do that (which means all video games including the ones he likes are bad and suck because there's porn of them too).

Irrepairable doesn't begin to describe ACfag's damage.

I don't buy shit games, even if they're games in a series that's on thin ice. Maybe they should make good games if they want their series to stay alive.

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>>386321986
Vgchartz will have empirical evidence that people purchased Smash solely to see Samus in heels?
I don't think so Tim.

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>>386322057
more copies for the rest of us

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>All these fags discussing Samus in the zero suit
Move over kids, a real intellectual fap material is coming through.

>>386322057
But the only two Metroid games that sold well were Metroid ('86) and Prime 1, are you saying those are the only good ones?

>>386286817
Yes Amiibo too
I don't even have a 3DS

>>386322157
Samus having an enormous presence and dominant position is hotter than any porn of her being dominated could ever be.

>>386321928
You've been proven wrong every single threat you've been in for the last seven years, shit-for-brains. You've gone into active MOM-hating threads, accused everyone there of loving the game, and ignored when they ripped you apart as hard as they did MOM. And every time you demand proof you ignore it when it's presented, so I'm not playing that little game of yours.

>>386321986
>thes epeople bought a game that happens to have Samus in it
>SEE SEE THEY TOTALLY ONLY GOT IT SOLELY BECAUSE MOM TITS BOOBIES JERKING COCKS YOU ALL WORSHIP SAKAMOTO MOVIES NO CONTROL ARGH AAARRRRGH

This is how you've sounded for seven goddamned years.

>>386322232
They're among the only good ones.

>Good 2D
Metroid
Metroid II
Super Metroid

>Good 3D
Prime
Prime 2

>>386322146
They certainly didn't buy it for the gameplay.

>>386322049
>Screaming about how a couple of people posting pictures on /v/ means all anyone cares about is porn and the series is bad and sucks if people do that (which means all video games including the ones he likes are bad and suck because there's porn of them too).
Since when did I ever say that the mere existence of porn ruins a game?

>>386322305
>Metroid II
>Prime 2

Why is it all mods/janitors/admins can't do shit about prolific shitposters like ACfag

>>386322305
I wish Prime 3 didn't hold your hand so much. I loved the atmosphere SkyTown had.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-tENhSkhOE

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>>386322570
Because they shitpost without actually breaking any rules. Truly the worst kind.

>>386322570
I never go on /v/, who is this ACfag?

>>386286817
Eh, I don't know, I have AM2R, I might just play that instead.

>>386322680
Mods/jannies are willing to (short) ban people here for PURELY disagreeing with them. And ACFag can just get away with ruining HUNDREDS of threads.

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>>386322301
>You've gone into active MOM-hating threads,
I'm gonna stop you right there. If they were indeed MOM-hating threads, people wouldn't post nothing but porn degrading Samus as nothing but a sex object. You can claim to not like Other M, but your actions speak otherwise.

>SEE SEE THEY TOTALLY ONLY GOT IT SOLELY BECAUSE MOM TITS BOOBIES
A quick look at the dumpster fire that is Smash Brothers general will tell you this exactly.

>>386322668
>that one part in Prime 3 when you go through the portal, step out into an ice world, and a remix of this theme starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RWI3-8N_-Y

>>386322794
I have seen these sentences and images hundreds of times.

Dear God, give ACFag cancer or at least break his hands

>>386322772
What you call "ruining a thread" may not be something everyone agrees with. Would yu rather have another thread with that guy who posts Tails scat porn, or the anal vore Sony wojak pic, or how about a sales thread? Is it such a crime that someone posts on-topic about a game and is a bit determined about it?

>>386322305
>Metroid
>Metroid II
>good
>Metroid Zero Mission
>Metroid Fusion
>not good
What the fuck? Are you serious?

>>386322794
What does AC stand for?

>>386322945
We get those anyway

>a bit determined about it?
>a bit
When we see the EXACT. SAME. arguments regurgitated throught HUNDREDS of threads it's a little bit more than 'determined'. And yes starting flamewars and derailing threads is normally considered ruining threads.

>>386323058
Armored Core

>>386286817
The game yeah, the amiiboshit probably not, that shit needs to burn already.

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>People didn't like Other M

>>386323069
>When we see the EXACT. SAME. arguments regurgitated throught HUNDREDS of threads it's a little bit more than 'determined'.
I only post when an OP poses a question and wants an answer, like "what's your GOTY this year" or "what went wrong" or "why don't you own [console]"? If simply making posts is now shitposting, then we'd all be banned by now.

>And yes starting flamewars and derailing threads is normally considered ruining threads.
Derailing threads? That's funny, we're still talking about Metroid right now, right? This didn't veer into a halo discussion or an Gears of War Discussion, right?

As for the "flamewars" part, what part of my posts are flamebait? You'll notice I don't use inflammatory terms like "sonybro" or "nintenbro" and I don't demean people with ad hominem. I also don't post wojaks to incite console warring. I post facts and truth and speculation founded on verified information. Is this such a wrong thing?

>>386294506
>Never used an e-reader
>Never went upstair in a Pokecenter without owning a link cable
>Never used an expansion pack on N64
>Never played Rad Racer as God intended
This shit ain't new. It ain't right, but it ain't new.

>>386323371
>I only post
Please fuck off

>>386323346
that's all 10 of them.

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>>386294506
>Iwata
No longer in charge, reminder Kimishima has done nothing but nickel and dime consumers at every turn and that amiibos were never meant to be used like this.

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>>386323708
Nice bait.

>>386322819

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>>386318870
There's one up right now.

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>>386324208
>three posts in
>fart fetish porn

I should be shocked, but I'm not.

>>386324346
It's what your average Metroid fan seems Samus as sadly, nothing more than a vehicle for their shitty fantasies.

Reminder that Samus Returns will more than likely double down on Other M's presentation.

>>386324427
I can imagine that. Metroid 2 was too videogamey and didn't have enough story forced on you. I can bet Sakamoto wants to """"remedy"""" that.

>>386324639
at least we got am2r

>>386312191
wtf is this shit metroid was never about parry 2 win

>>386318054
>EPD work with MercurySteam again on Metroid
Not gonna happen but keep dreaming

>>386319373
>I really want Dread
I dont if its made by mercury shit

>>386324842
I can't imagine Dread being made my anyone other than Sakamoto desu.

>>386322338
>they certainly didn't buy it for the gameplay

So that's why I hardly ever see people use Samus online when I'm playing it as not Samus.

>Since when did I ever say that the mere existence of porn ruins a game?

Every single time you claim that some people on /v/ posting pictures of Samus means Metroid is a shit series because if a series is good it wouldn't have porn of it.

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>>386324842
Yeah because Sakamoto's team is so big, you Sony faggots can go back to shitting up your own threads.

>>386324709
>>386324639
>>386324427
Stop samefagging, ACfag.

>>386323049
Absolutely.

>>386323346
>>386323942
>100 people out of 8 billion+ liked MOM
>"This totally proves that the entire world loves MOM and fetishizes Samus and I am the only person in the universe fighting a crusade against this devilry"

I have never seen anyone be this retarded over anything, least of all a children's hobby toy. Just how obsessed with Metroid were you BEFORE one single game finished making your brain stop working?

>>386325335
>So that's why I hardly ever see people use Samus online when I'm playing it as not Samus.
That is such a lie. guess who's in the highest tier of fighters?

>Every single time you claim that some people on /v/ posting pictures of Samus means Metroid is a shit series because if a series is good it wouldn't have porn of it.
Wrong. My arguing point is that a good game wouldn't have discussions constantly dominated by porn. but thank you for taking my words out of context.

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>>386325615
>8 billion people
Where are you getting that figure from, I don't believe the entire population of earth are aware of Other M to begin with. The game sold a million copies and the majority of those million people loved seeing their submissive waifu run around in her underwear.

There's a thread dedicated to porn dumping right now as a matter of fact, refer to >>386324208.

>>386325697
Most people who play Smash 4 aren't tourneyfags. Lots of games have discussions dominated by porn, did you forget what website you're on or does it only count when you can do your 7-year fucktarded nonsense routine over Metroid?

>>386325787
You've been saying that you're the only person who hates MOM and that everyone else loves it for years, ACfag, don't even try to weasel out of it. You're always posting those same two pictures and declaring "everyone loves MOM", and you also always ignore how many of those million got rid of the game and posted negative reviews about it. Also telling is how you never use anything new or recent, it's always those several-year-old stats of a mere 100 people, 0.01% of one million.

>but there's a thread-

Likely made just to trigger you, and it did a fantastic job. So keep squealing for me, ACfag, I want to see you whimper like a dog.

>>386326140
>Most people who play Smash 4 aren't tourneyfags.
Dat's a good joke.

>Lots of games have discussions dominated by porn
And surprise surprise, lots of games are terrible.

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>>386327783
Damn, 3/4 people on /v/ like it? That's bizzare, we are usually much more divided and contrarian than that

>>386286817
>own AM2R

nope I won't now stop your daily shilling

>>386328634
This.

>>386328551
>30 to 9
>3/4 people on /v/ like it?
nigga, as if /v/ has only 39 posters, this thread alone has 88 unique IPs.

>>386328715
Of the people voting his stat is correct, the people that care vote, lurkers are literally less than human and don't have rights, let alone the right to vote

Lurkers arw basically what happens of you mix a woman with an...an albanian