What is the best ass in vidya? Pic definitely unrelated.

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But Samus' ass is sexy

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>>386283358
>fanart

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>>386283358
>>386283458

Casuals.

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sorry, best pic I could find while still being lazy

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>>386282001
R. Mika, probably.

Samus is flat as fuck.

>>386282001
Why are girl fetishts so douchy?

>>386282001
>>386283358
>>386283458
All this does is make me wish for a Samus ERPer.

>>386286064
Are you Irish by any chance?

>>386286064
Me too, I'm hoping one comes to the thread

>>386286114
Nope.
>>386286115
Fingers crossed anons.

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>>386282001
I want to FUCK Samus.

>>386286537
Agreed.

Is this a Samus thread?

>>386282001
If you ever wondered why Metroid is a failing and soon to be dead series, look no further than this thread. More of the same waifufagging than buying the games that's put this franchise dormant for over six years.

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>>386286537
Flatter than Lightning

>>386286838
I don't know why, but I'd hatefuck Lightning.

Is this the circlejerk thread?

>>386287241
Only if you enjoy Lightning or Samus. If you ERP as either drop your damn Discord for a Gangbang.

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>"Hey, anon. You doing all right back there? I told you to sit this mission out, but you just kept insisting...you don't have any ulterior motives or anything, right...? It's not too late to pull out, you know?

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This is a good ass.

That >>386282001 is not

>>386286645
I hope so

>>386287435
>fanart

I rest my case

>>386287435
>consider fucking right there and then
>some freaky Alien type shit might start tearing thru the vents
"Well, Samus, we can talk about it AFTER this mission"

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>>386286537
Only right looks remotely good.

>>386282001
Cammy's ass

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>>386288229
R. Mika canonically has more ass though.

>>386287435
It's fine Samus, I'll be right behind you giving backup
Just keep moving ahead and let me stare at that ass twist and bounce

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I'd argue every single Street Fighter girl has a better ass than Samus. Even the likes of Karin or whatever.

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>>386282001
>>386286537
3D Samus > 2D Samus

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>all these stationary asses

>>386288923
STPeach > any vidya girl by Japs

>>386287435
>"You're the one who let me on here Samus, I think I can help anyway."

One of the dragons will die and will by raised by the Night King
Jon and Daenerys will have sex
Arya will kill Littlefinger at Sansa's request
The wall will collapse

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>>386287768
>>386288695
>>386289573

I didn't think anyone was going to take that post seriously.

oops?

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>>386289714

>>386289714
Don't offer Samus ERP if you don't mean it.

Drop a Discord and let the three of us fuck you.

>>386288816
>>386288229

Both of these are correct. Every SF girl has magnificent buttocks.

/v/ is all aboard this big ass fad but what happens when one of these girls with their big round bottoms... ya know... pass some gas...

how would /v/ react to this? it's quite common and is really a package deal with a fat ass desu

>>386289913
Fuck off /tv/ not everyone has your scat fetish.

>>386290090
but every girl with an ass farts. every girl with a fat ass has brappasta esque farting sessions desu

>>386289813
Sounds fun. Maybe if another Samus thread pops up, I'll be there.

truth be told I've never used Discord and don't know what the fuck I'd be doing.

>>386290382
its a better irc, desu

>>386290382
Blue balled again. Someday...

>>386290382
Discord's damn easy, no account is needed to talk and it works browser side

>>386290382
Just tease anons in the thread or host a rabb.it room then.

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>>386290456
>>386290506
>>386290610

I'm checking it out as we speak. Seriously though. Didn't mean to fuck with you guys.

>>386290828
Didn't think the thread would still be up desu

>>386291106
I will watch this thread in the hopes you'll still be interested.

>>386291106
>>386291168
Same here, thinking of crawling in an air vent with her is rocking my balls

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>>386291168
>>386291285

Well, If another thread pops up, or something similar, I'll try to be in there? Anything else besides Samus tho?

>>386292220
>roleplaying

Is there a single fanbase more autistic than Metroid's?

>>386292220
This hard cock is for Samus at the moment, but any Nintendo girl gets the loins on fire really.

>>386292220
FFXIII Lightning, but I'd prefer to keep that one on one.

>>386292220
Why not now?

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>>386292284
I've had people willing to pay me for the shit I wrote in the past. Call that autistic, but I'd get on that in a second.

>>386292286
>>386292305
Hm, fair enough.

>>386292332
I wasn't really serious to begin with, but now that I see there's a demand, could be kind of fun.

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>60 posts and no mention of 2B

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The cutest or best butt is the one that is attached to the person you love anon.

The best anything and everything.

>>386290506
>>386290456
>>386290610
>>386290828
>>386289813
I roleplay... anyone wanna drop their discords?

>>386293963
Want to excite my cock first?
What do you roleplay as

>>386293963
@Jag#5029

Hey guys guess what.

>>386294204
what?

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>>386294261
Chicken butt.

>>386294067
Would be easier to say what I don't RP as

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>>386282001

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>>386293762
Yes!!!

>>386286838
Shoulders don't match up and the stance Lightning has makes he hips/ass look bigger.

Samus should be taller so that shoulders match up and taking leg stance into account, she's thicker.

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>>386294283
Nice

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>>386282001
Not the best but hers is my favorite

>>386293123
9S has a better ass that toobs

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>>386293123
>Posting the discount Haydee

>>386295756
I unironically love Sombra

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>>386295756
>>386297970
Shoutout to these butt lovers.