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13th tournament starting right now.
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VEK kino.
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Team Toku represent
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>>386271490
Remember who you fight for, THIS IS OUR TOURNEY
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third for we need to figure out whos at risk so we can save them
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Not pictured: Someone replaced the contents of VEK's newspaper with porn.
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nth for UV 01 is trash
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>>386271490
nth for booru
vb.booru.org
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>>386271490
nth for THE BATTER
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>>386271570
Post teams that you want to happen.
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>>386271587
Nigga.
>Buckfilla
>Gomika
>Synthia
>Christmas Snake
>Neet-Rex
>Roxy
>Divine Caprine
>Genie
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>>386271605
Cashwhale is cute! CUTE!
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TEAM EYEBALLERS REPRESENTING
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>>386271629
n+1th for doing it for FREE
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>decide to check on the threads before signups which are of course at 6 PM on Saturday like always
>signups were yesterday
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>>386271683
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Bracket so far
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>>386271605
cutest champ.
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I actually ended up buying a graphics tablet because of vermin.

R8 my first tablet abomination.
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>>386271587
>buckfilla
>gomika
>whorgan
>christmas snake
>neetrex
>roxy
>beepbeepimasheep
>genie
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>>386271792
watch it happen
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>>386271753
Same
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Zoot, are you still here? Are you going to draw the rest of the requested vermin waifus?
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>>386271792
>boxel
when?
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>>386271490
t. vermin_fighter
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>>386271882
Why do you think Go is going to go far?
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Who /JoJo/ here?
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>>386271929
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>>386271929
>starting this shit again
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>>386271753
this. i'm fucking mad. randomly changing shit that was the same for months. getting in never ever while the booru circlejerkers always get in because they're buttbuddies with the host on some gay forums and know the super sekrit time changes.
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>>386271867
>Pen Guin has more pixels than the average vermin, and is therefore better.
Can't believe the bloke who drew Wargraav drew a penguin as well.
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The third bout has begun!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHVjTo9-CDk

An intense fast-paced flurry of blows conclude with mangling of a bike tire!

Katzekinn will be moving on to the next round!
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>mfw 4 of my vermins are in
Best feel. They even fight each other in one of the brackets.
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>>386271963
A vermin with 2 more FAST went twice almost every turn. Gogo and Alphago have Mats-tier FAST.
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>>386271683
Team dickmen
Molto Bane
Shardbase
Pic related
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>>386271867
It's an abstract kind of theme, I like it.
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>>386271990
>being this mad
nigga im a boorufag but i didn't get in OR know the time, but i was browsing /v/ yesterday and happened to see the thread.
get the fuck over it
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>>386272060
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>386271490
Finally finished my first vermin yesterday but the thread got archived before I could post it. Might change the ability if it seems too bad or op. Anyway, r8 and h8.
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>>386272072
>mfw 32 of my vermin are in
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>>386272060
WHEEEEL
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>>386271924
last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr9n_QXOJ0k
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>>386271970
I'm the JoJo_Anon on booru
But still
>dio
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>>386272060
>each attack knocked it down a level of lifes
sweet jesus
that said
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>386272060
>Rafts not moving under the vermins as they do muscle attacks.
Also, rip Junior Roller, may you become the WHEEL in another tourney.
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>>386272060
why did it have to be like this? WHY!?
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>>386272060
Hey Host, if we want to draw custom stages, how big should we make them?
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>>386272060
F
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>>386272060
Is this engine going to kill stall?
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>>386272060
EUROBEAT FAGGOTS BTFO
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>>386272076
But if Blastmaw gets through Gogo could very easily get roasted by a single BLAST, considering that it doesn't have Alphago's ability.
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Anybody have that one vermin that's an iPhone whose blast sprites are shitposts? I can't find it on the booru
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>>386272060
Noice.
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>>386272324
I think It's called iLOL, but it wasn't ever uploaded.
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>>386272189
>mfw next tourney will be all my 96 vermins
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>>386272060
>Muscle tournament
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>>386272210
>firing blast at the same time

good shit
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>>386272132
>didn't get in today because sign ups were changed out of nowhere
>no tourney last week
>week before that was the 2nd half of a 2 week tourney
>have to wait 2 weeks if i miss the 96 vermin sign ups
cool
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>>386272060
>shitmenton 2
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>>386271882
Post predictions
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>>386272464
try
>haven't been in a tourney since the 9th where i lost in the first round
get over yourself m8.
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>>386272608
Single Man or Bonezooka is gonna take it.
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>>386272253
1280 x 720

The fourth bout has begun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNYE7fjFtVA

Despite putting up an admirable offense, UV-01's lack of blast was ultimately it's downfall, as Nice Fly was easily able to survive the attacks and deliver the killing blow!

Nice Fly will be moving on to the next round!
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>>386272464
>changed
This wasn't VFC Host.
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>>386272673
NICE FLIES FINISH FIRST
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>the guy who doesn't want 96 tourney is the same guy who doesn't want the vfc mmo
where do these faggots come from?
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>>386272673
UV-01 BT-FO
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>>386272673
>boat moving

cool

shame the coolest vermin lost in the firs round. I wanted to see more of it
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>>386272673
>ALL THOSE BLASTS FOR 1
>THEN 2 MUSCLE MISSES
MY FUCKING SIDES.
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>>386272673
UVFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>386272673
>BLASTS NONSTOP DESPITE HAVING 0 BLAST STAT
WHYYYYYYYY
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>>386272608
Jesus, what a mess. I don't even know who to root for, power ranger I guess.
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>>386272673
UV lost? That's dissapointing.
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>>386272673
>all these blasts at 0 blast stats
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>>386272673
UV BRINGING THE 1s
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>>386272673
>keeps taking 1 dmg from blast
Ban him now, you can see he's on roids.
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>>386272673
>has no blast
>keeps using blast
holy shit
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>>386272673
Holy shit you stupid circle stop blasting
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>>386272673
>golden thief bug battle theme when theres a bug in a match
Great choice, host.
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>>386272870
>UV-01 has no Blast stat
Shot himself in the foot
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>>386272673
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>>386272673
>0 blast means 1 damage, practically the same thing as no damage
wow i sure love a repeat of things we voted to fix
we're back in the tointelligent generation, great
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>>386272673
You're posting way too fast, bruh. Take it slower.
Give yourself time to code shit.
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The Strongest Team
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>literally toointelligent 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>386272673
common knowledge that bug beats psychic. necrozma didnt have a chance
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>>386272673
>no effort BTFO
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>>386272969
>no Termeatnator
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Welp, this is it.

I feel like it's pretty good, I kind of want to increase the chance of triggering Criminal Record but it feels like anymore and I'd be playing a bit unfairly.

Anyway, Rate or Hate.
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>>386272673
>Literally 0 Blast
>UV 01 kept using blasts
Guess he's the first to gain this honorary trophy: >>386272951
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>>386272969
More like Team fucked up feet.
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>>386273056
>time limit abilities
fuck no
otherwise fine
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>>386272673
What a jobber.
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>>386272673
>no blast
>keeps blast attacking

is there no escape?
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>>386272959
Don't worry, earlier he said most of the fights were finished already.
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>>386272969
We need more Mr.universe vermins.
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>>386272826
That's what you get for minmaxing you little faggot.
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>>386273031
>UV

>no effort

what?
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last nights party was pretty wild, dude.
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So which version is better?
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>>386273056
It's hell of a lot better than the tennis thing I made. Good job.
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>>386273160
i didn't make him
also
>minmaxing in the first evo
it's practically RNG. it's the other rounds where it becomes a problem
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>>386273169
no one looks at the sheets, guy
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>>386273169
>10% heal per turn
>switch stats too
And people say the skeletons make OP abilities.
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>>386273201
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THE FIFTH BOUT HAS BEGUN!

https://youtu.be/wsP9H6pHEaQ

A close match on all accounts, Punchin' Poppyseed just barely manages to scrape by using a few well placed muscle attacks!
Punchin' Poppyseed will be moving on to the next round!


>>386272959
I thought you guys wanted the fights faster, I'll go a bit slower then.
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>>386273239
Putting blast to min for the purpose of maxing the other stats is the definition of minmaxing.
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Rate my Jumpy.
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>>386273283
>>386273201
Use whichever version you like more.
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>>386273169
holy shit this is cool
the 10% heal would have been busted, though.
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>>386273056
It's good, but how long the effects last should be per-turn instead of per-second. The only question now is if he's a Guard Attorney, or a Prosecution Lawyer?
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>>386273337
>FUCKING
>FOSSIL
>FIGHTER
MAH NIGGAH
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>>386273337
10/10.
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Quick help me think of a good team-based ability for my vermin.

I was thinking maybe he gives masks to his teammates to buff their stats and accuracy, with increased buffs when they drop to half health.
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>>386273337
Food tournament!!!
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>>386273337
CHAMP IN THE MAKING, THE DONUT MAKES IT TO THE NEXT ROUND!
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>>386273337
Jesus, the way this engine works with Blast attacks and the little pauses get my heart racing.

RIP Looter
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>>386273337
my background got used
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>>386272673
why are we going backwards to this 0 stat = does nothing bullshit?
those mins have no chance of winning now
fuck it
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>>386273337
no, I like the speed
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>>386273337
My Boi is going places!
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>>386273502
Making Balanced mins is now the new meta
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>>386273337
Fuck.
Well, good luck to Bagel Bandit! I'll be rooting for him!
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>>386273337
FOODIES VERSUS ROBOTS
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>>386272673
>Someone else submitted my vermin, and he actually won
Thanks, whoever did this.
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>>386273337
Say, how come the dockyard doesn't have anyone around to watch the fight, yet the waifu academy features a crowd behind the gates?
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>>386273502
>backwards
It's better this way, it means more vermin have to consider being more well-rounded.
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>>386271929
vermin fighter
champion of VFC
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>>386273612
Sorry Looter Anon, thanks for the fight!
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>>386273674
Im fucked cus my last evo has 0 Blast. :^(
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>>386273696
Take your namefag cocksucking back to the booru and leave it there
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>>386272969
>Strong
>With those feet
pick one
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>>386273706
Eh, it's all good.
I wanted to get him in a tournament anyways, so I wouldn't have to worry about updating his appearence.
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>>386273583
you can't minmax unless you have an ability that goes off your stats though.
1st forms that put it all into muscle or blast still have a chance to be screwed because they have a chance to use weak attacks. if 0 means they do fucking nothing they have no chance of winning. this shit was rectified, now it's completely uneven again.
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>>386273746
Well then it's a gamble, your vermin might do nothing but muscle attacks all fight. Just gotta see
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>>386272673
>another "virgin scuffle"
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>>386273696
WE WUZ CHAMPIUNZ N SHIET
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>>386273337
>>LL steals Tointelligent's spine
>loses first round
pottery
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>>386273862
what the fuck is that monstrosity
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>>386271490
I've forgotten, how is evasion calculated, or how much do we know about how evasion is calculated?
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s o o n
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>>386273427
Fossil Fighter is the shit my dude

THE SITH BOUT HAS BEGUN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt2_4dP7AC0

A true chef never loses his battles,
even when faced with a great adversary!
Numper is moving on to the next round


>>386273661
Haven't quite finished all the stages yet
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>team the strongest
>i forgot who these guys were
>(19)
Strongest alright
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THIS IS NOT A SIGN UP POST SO CHILL OUT
Hello, darlings! Time to deliver the photoshoot of everyone's favorite waifu champ, OP Cash Whale. Shiny version in next post.

Tournament started a lot earlier than I thought it would, so I'll be moving the husbando pageant to a bit later tonight. Instead I'm going to be taking some quick polls for a couple of vermin that are guaranteed cards.
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>>386273337
you should have let everyone know 0 in a stat means nothing fucking happens. you royally fucked many of us over out of nowhere when we came from an engine where all 1st form stat spreads were balanced. it's bullshit to be honest.
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>>386273346
Yeah, fuck people who don't give their mins same points in every stat! Damn minmaxers, we shouldn't have stats at all, just roll a dice to see who wins.
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>>386274030
Chadgraav
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>>386274107
You have some good taste there, Tourney host.
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Finally finished up my vermin last night. Always nice to wake up and see a tourney going on. Any feedback on my final version? And do I just upload it to the booru now or how does it work so he'll be ready for the next tourney?
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>>386274107
YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! FUCK THAT FUCKING LOW EFFORT PHONE SHIT!!!
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>>386274116
Dude, I can't see shit.
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>>386274107
Well at least the phone is kill.
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>>386274107
PHONES ARE BACK ON THE MENU, BOIS!
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>>386274209
good lord
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Who is the biggest vermin in the world?

>>386274107
>MH music
>Numper won
Very nice
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>>386274209
>gets cucked by a little girl
>chad
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>>386274116
Defiantly gonna need a fleef one, as a lumber jack
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>>386274107
He who I desired to win won. Woo.
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>>386274116
make the shiny version more lewd
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>>386274361
The sun.
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So who will win wargraav or shadowmister?
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>>386274116
And Here's the shiny version.
Now I'm just gonna make two polls for now for confirmed waifu cards, and we'll be having the male vermin pageant later tonight.
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>>386274116
this got me harder than I think it should have
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>>386274465
Warmister
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>>386274361
I think you forgot about a superior wall there.
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>>386273346
you don't control your /v/ermin so it isn't minmaxing unless you have Codex Sourceror's ability. it's all rng, except now this new system makes it so 0 stat vermin auto-lose.
host I demand an explanation for this fuckery.
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>>386274453
there is a galaxy vermin so thats small time
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>>386274465
Shadowmister because skellies are cursed to lose
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>>386274396
Different vermin
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>>386274489
>white skin
>white sand
The only thing I can see is a floating swimsuit.
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>>386274509
I think YO|U forgot about a superior wall there.
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>>386274116
>cash whale
>champion
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>>386274116
>>386274489
HELL FUCKIN YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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>>386274116
>>386274489
daily reminder that cashwhale is actually a dude
creator has confirmed
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>>386274592
>white sand

that shits yellow. get a better monitor you poorfag TN panel cuck
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>BEST VERMIN (TIRE) IS ALREADY OUT

YEAH FUCK THIS

NIGGER BETTER ENTER TIRE INTO THE NEXT TOURNEY
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>>386273337
OH HELL YES
GO DOUGHNUT_ANON!!!!
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>>386274509
>not Basteelisk
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>>386274116
>That dead Wargraav
Beautiful
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>>386274517
It can't participate in a tournament because even at light speed it can't move fast enough to attack even if the battle was centuries long
The sun just has to try not to destroy the world.
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>>386274593
skellies eternally btfo

same will happen this tourney
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>>386272060

wew my tire lost

well fuck you to

I'll just make my own engine

with blackjack and hookers
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THE SEVENTH BOUT HAS BEGUN!

https://youtu.be/NoCDKWLfwvw

Swift skeletal justice was handed to the foolish lizard who would stand in the way of Bonezooka's Bazooka!

Bonezooka will be moving on to the next round!

/our tournament/ boys
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>>386274221
It was worth the wait, my dude
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>>386274807
in fact,
forget the engine.
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>>386274865
Ah yeah. My bone.
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>>386274489
>OP Cash Whale
>Champion
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>>386274865
B O N E
O
O
M
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>>386274865
>born to be bone
10/10 choice
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>>386274865
STOP IT, HE'S DEAD ALREADY
OH GOD
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>>386274865
>78 BLAST DAMAGE
HOLY FUCK
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>>386274865
You should make the vermin rock back and forth slightly, like VFC does it.
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>>386274865

>skeletons might actually win this one
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Among the future confirmed waifus that are getting cards are Genie, Buckfilla, Thrashera, Lucy and Lewdragon. These waifus are banned from future pageants in order to give other vermin a better chance to stand on their design merit rather than lose vs popularity.

Today you'll be voting on Buckfilla's and Genie's photoshoot theme.

Help Decide Buckfilla's theme here:
https://strawpoll.com/864kky64
Poll closes at 5:25 PM EST on the dot.
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>>386274865
>2 Blasts
>Lake skellytear
Nice.
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>>386274865
Skeletons might actually win this time.
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>>386274865
>rocket spins
what
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>>386274865
>Bonezooka's missiles
You did well this round, skeleton.
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>>386274865
HOLY SHIT
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>>386274865
WE /ITANOCIRCUS/ NOW BOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzXfVgYCxWI
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>>386274865
>Those blasts
Holy shit.
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>>386274865
>BLAST! Bonezooka damages Hidraling for 78 HP!
>BLAST! Hidraling damages Bonezooka for 6 HP!
>both have two guard

WHAT THE FUCK
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>>386275009
I swear on me mum, if anyone of you don't pick the cowgirl.
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>>386274107
GO LITTLE CHEF DUDE!!!
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>>386274865
RATTLE ME BONES
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>>386274865
bullshit! he had a terrain bonus.
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>>386275083
>one has 5 blast the other has one
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>>386275058
Jesus fuck, extremely applicable random manga page anyone?
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>>386274865
AAAAAAAAAAAAGHAHAHAHAHAHAH EAT SHIT MEATBAGS
THIS IS OUR TOURNAMENT

OOOOOOOOUUUUUUURSSS!
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>>386274865
>83 blast
>first evo
Host, what the fuck are you doing?
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>>386275083
One has 5 BLAST and one has 1 BLAST. Dummy.
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I've made an arena for the host incase he needs one.
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>>386274925

yeah you'd like that wouldn't you, just hog all the engines for yourself
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>>386274865
>Every attack but one is BLAST
What is this??
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>>386275083
That's the difference between 5 blast, and 1 blast.
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>>386275167
2cruel
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>>386274865
>meatbags on suicide watch
This time we're going to win, I can feel it in my BONES!
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>>386274875
Thanks. Now I can get started on one of my other ideas. But still need to figure out how to upload it.
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>>386274865
>That blast

At least one of my favorites survived 1st round
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>>386275009
You planning to do Holstaur as in just a cowgirl monstagal or Holstaur like the Towergirls Princess?
Please be the first version.
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>>386275232
blast wizards assemble
newest member of the high vermin magic commission fresh off the presses.
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>>386274508
>warmister
Imagine that
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Hope they get to play again sometime.
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>>386274865
skellies will still lose
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>>386274865
B L A S T
L
A
S
T
M E T A
E
T
A
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So what did the next tourney theme ended up being?
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>>386274508
Vermin_Fighter please make this real!
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>>386275442
The theme was "Take off your tripcode, you faggot".
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>>386275442
there is not theme tripfag
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>>386275401
>Even his words are sugar-coated
Kek.
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>>386275442
The next theme is fuck off.
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>>386274865
S K E L L I E S
A L W A Y S
W I N
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>>386275442
the theme was "users with tripcodes will ahve submissions ignored"
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>>386275370
I'll draw it
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>>386275442
Tripfags vs. respectable human beings
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THE EIGHTH BOUT HAS BEGUN!

https://youtu.be/h2_rXf6Lj5M

Despite a solid speed stat, Fastburger's fragility was exposed by Roxy's seriously strong punches and a brutal blast attack!

Roxy will be moving on to the next round!
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>>386275562
If that's actually you, V_F, I look forward to it. Keep the ability as Shadowmister's and you'll have a good vermin with great art.
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>>386275521
Let's see what happens when he gets to third evo, okay? :^)
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>>386275521
this is objectively false
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>>386275009
And the winning theme for Buckfilla is Holstaurus girl.

Now on for Genie. Vote here for her photoshoot!
https://strawpoll.com/2py2fhab
Poll will close at 5:33 PM EST on the dot
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>>386275629
NO GUARD IS A FUCKING DEATH SENTENCE
JESUS CHRIST
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>my predictions are accurate so far besides Loser Looter losing
Who's ready for Roxy to win this tournament?
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reposting this from the last thread just in case anyone wasn't here
https://www.youtube.com/edit?o=U&video_id=JQEoS9JkMGc
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Does anyone still care about cards? If not I'll just stop making them
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>>386275642
Nah it's gonna be JoJo_Anon the meme min maker
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>>386275182
Whoops, made it bigger then what host wanted to.

>>386275629
Holy shit poor Fastburger got hit in the face pretty hard.
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>>386275767
I-I do
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>>386275629
welp, I guess that speed means jackshit.
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>>386275679
The fuck is "IMAGINE"?
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>>386275629
What's the name of this theme?
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>>386275629
even though that burger had 0 guard it really seems like this engine was not balanced at all
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>>386275818
Genie's going to be a little mermaid.
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>>386275828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY0NVGI8-sQ
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>>386275818
>Eight legs
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>>386275629
Fuck you Freddy Fastburger
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>>386275849
Did you draw the burger?
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>>386275679
never put a meme option you fool. it will always win.
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>>386275629
>that immense fast difference
>turns were pretty much the same
Your engine is broken, bro.
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>>386275897
Thanks?
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>>386275629
LITERALLY WHO?
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>>386275767
fuck off
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>>386275629
I guess speed doesn't mean shit
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>>386275629
Nigga, Blast and Muscle are WAAAAAAAY too fucking OP.
Speed is completely useless.
For the next tourney you should rebalance the stats.
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>>386275679
Unless "IMAGINE" means "Imagine her without clothes", garbage poll options.
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>>386273435
Makes crits happen more often and makes crits do more damage.
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>>386275948
Thanks.* wrong key>>386275897
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>>386275937
no. but host's engine is pretty obviously busted.
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>>386275629
remember when fast were important
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>>386275763
The shit you make is pure art house. Like ending in that one or tourney intro.
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>>386275969
Oh you're one of the cunts that got all this card shit shut down. The cards were actually entertaining but fags like you had to go and stir up shit. Fuck off.
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>>386275629
It's ok, good game Roxy anon, my burger will keep racing in the highways of heaven.
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>>386275629
Updated Bracket
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>>386275997
>>386275982
>speed is useless
well shit
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>>386275946
Fastburger got about 2 hits for Roxy's one.
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>>386275997
People were talking about speed being broken last time.
Fastburger just had no guard.
This engine just seems REALLY anti-minmax. If there's anything which seems underpowered its LIFES.
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Vermin update, now added custom blasts!
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I was playing DDS and wanted to make a new /v/ermin. I have no idea what I just made.
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>>386276092
And goodbye Go
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>>386276075
I unironically like Hornyli.
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>>386275946
>>386275982
>>386275997
>>386275849
This was kind of a test of the engine, it's using the same calculations from the old one but it does seem like fights against glass cannons are seriously onesided, I'll work on the balance a bit more for the second round.
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>>386276058
I'm actually not VEK host. I just made the Door Ladder and Rayman videos because I'm a big fan of his
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>>386276159
>literally shit
Why not just dump your MMO OC into this, looks better than that trash.
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>>386275679
And the winning theme for Genie is IMAGINE, so we'll be exploring the fact that she has seven vaganias some how. This is going to be quite hard.

>>386276032
>>386275818
It refers to a joke comic now tied to Genie and the fact that she has 8 legs, therefore 7 vaginas. Yes it will lewd in nature.
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>>386275629
you need to rebalance how stats work. blast and muscle scale too hard and 0 stat mins shouldn't be fucked over like that.
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>>386275763
I been out for 2 weeks. Who is VEK?
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>>386276159
It looks good, but please take off your trip.
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>>386276092
you could still win.
it's guards aren't that low, a lot of the ones that lost so far have had shit guards.
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>>386276271
haha lul so randumb my mans XD
seriously fuck off nobody wants waifu cards of any sort
>>
Is it too late to submit? How and when do you post your vermin?
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>>386276271
I don't like this direction, WaifuHost. can't she just be a mermaid?
it's best not to make things explicitly sexual.
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>>386276329
Bootleg VFC.
Also a horrible fucking monster
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>>386276159
I like it. Only issue is that it took me a minute to realize that her other hand was another shell as Nautalia. Maybe give it markings too so it stands out more and stop being a tripfag?
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>>386275629
Your engine is shit man, look at that speed difference and they attack in turns.

Can we have VFC back next week instead of the 3v3?
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>>386276383
>being this new to the threads
You fuck off meme /pol/ retard. le quick rundown so fanny
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>>386275767
I do.
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>>386276383
>Nobody wants waifu cards
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>>386276271
20/10. Excellent.
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>>386276329
VEK is a set of bootleg filler tourneys that have been going on during the break. You can watch all the matches here
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmeyGMseTsDrJLZKLMb086g
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WORRIED
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>>386276271
>the best option won each poll
So much good taste.
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pls r8
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>>386276460
But what does VEK stand for
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>>386276383
Miss Vermin Pageants are great. fuck off
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>>386276404
It will be lewd, but as in just risque not porn.
See you all later tonight for the husbando pageant.
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>>386276271
don't do lewds man, the other 2 cards were cute. making actual lewds will ruin it and turn these pageants into pure fetish cancer. i like what you've been doing and your art is great but i'm going to tell you to fuck off if you start making it a stupid porn thing.
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>>386276092
Getting some serious PomPom vibes from this dude.
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>>386276434
don't be a jackass. it's his first time with testing the engine, so there's bound to be bugs. remember when VFC's engine favored fast more than anything.
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>>386276529
Not your shit/10
Get the fuck out.
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>>386276554
Happy arting, WaifuHost!
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>>386276529
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>>386276529
Cute/10
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>>386276554
nice, thanks for clarifying. love your stuff.
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>>386276560
See
>>386276554
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>>386276190
go still has hope
if it'll be anything like the matches that pawnch/rookick/queek had go will pull through with clutch crits
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>>386276560
Worry not, it won't be porn. It will even be cute. I have no intentions of actual full on lewds. I know lewd translates to porn nowadays, but I have no plans of ever making any porn.
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>>386276168
You can't escape your hunger.
Alright brainstorm on ideas for naming, check the big book of hindu deities.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shankha
that head looks like a mollusks so see that. Not a deity but a religious object instead, Maybe call it Vishnu or one of his avatars if you don;'t want to name it Shankha.
>Matsya
>Kurma
>Varaha
>Vamana
>Krishna
>Kalki
>Buddha
>Parshurama
>Rama
>Narasimha
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Skeletons will win
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>>386276383
fuck off,
it doesn't interfere with the actual tournament in any way, so what the fuck do you have against having a little fun between matches?
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>>386276607
>get a load of this guy cam
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>>386276720
no
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>>386276529
Very nice. The ability I made on mine here >>386272174
is kind of similar to yours. Yours is still a lot better than mine, since you can actually draw.
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>>386276591
he's a returning host, the 0 stat thing isn't a bug it was a concious decision to fuck over certain /v/ermin which seemed to be perfectly balanced in the last engine.
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>fast is fucking useless
RIP laserhoe
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>>386276720
This is a possibility, I mean with this broken-ass engine
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>>386272174
is he made out of jelly
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>>386276569
Considering how Waifactory (who was made by the anon who made MC. CD) is slowly morthing into Bubs, maybe this is foreshadowing for a Homestar Runner vermin?
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>>386276529
I like it
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>>386276925
HERE COMES THE THNIKKAMAN
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>>386276554
Should just give her 8 fish-tails.
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>>386276925
i cant believe waifactory is fucking dead
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>>386276925
I miss Original Waifactory. He could always see me, from there!
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>>386276529
Ability is busted.

>>386272174
God Rally is interesting, but Rally is broke.
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>>386276925
sans undertale haha
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>>386276591
nigga had months to work on this shit and it's an unbalanced mess.
he had time to make a win% simulator to make the stats balanced like last host did. means abilities won't be balanced either.
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>>386276925
Whoah, when did he get that fat?
>>386277148
Fuck you and everything you stand for. Fuck.
>>
The ninth bout has begun!

https://youtu.be/gNMnX2x1r14

That was a uhhhh.... Fight I guess?

Blobboy will be moving on to the next round


It seems like I need to do a bit of retooling with how stats effect battles as people are unhappy with how stats effect the battles. I wasn't here when VFC did something about 0 stats, so I have no idea what was changed. It's using the same calculations from the original engine, but times have changed I suppose. I have no idea like the rest of you how VFC does his calculations, but I'll work on smoothing everything out and rebalancing the stats.
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>>386277292
ANON GET OUT!
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>>386276210
don't change the formulas. if you do that it isn't fair to the mins who got fucked in the first round or give them a rematch.
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>>386277292
>No Muscle or Blast
Inevitable death.
1 damage honestly seems too little.
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>>386277292
literally my mom's underground battle
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>>386277292
>0 blast
>0 muscle
>no damage
You didn't see a problem with this?
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>>386277292
>literally no muscle or blast
What did he think was gonna happen?
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Roxy is an intimidating foe, but I will not falter.
WE WILL PREVAIL

>>386277292
Poor marble never stood a chance. Sad!
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>>386277292
>1 damage
Eat shit no effort faggot.
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>>386277292
I think this fight is evidence enough that the engine is currently unbalanced.
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>>386277292
WHAT ELSE COULD HAVE HAPPENED
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>>386277515
You say that as if blobboy required more effort.
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>>386277292
>come back
>glassy just hands the victory
feels good
At least now I have some sort of chance.
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>>386277292
literally my mom giving head to my dad in the bedroom
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>>386275009
>Thrashera
>not Gomika

:(
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>>386274396
Chadgraav is the champion in Bizarro world.
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Back with low effort warmister
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>>386277639
ANON
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>>386276425
Better?
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>>386277292
>1 damage every time

This engine needs to be improved. Having no muscle/no blast shouldn't make you do no damage.
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>>386277693
>low fast

>ability gives it more fast

anon you cheeky cunt
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>>386277729
You're still a fag.
>>
>>386277292
Host, don't change your formulas! I've never seen so many min with 0 in their stats before. It's all their fault for trying to minmax too hard!
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>>386277747
WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T IT?
>>
>>386277292
if you rebalance mid tourney it means you need to do rematches.
keep going and fix things for the next tournament, i already accepted my fate but not if it means only i got fucked and the next /v/ermin in line get to fight on even grounds.
>>
>>386277292
0 in any offence stat is basically a dead sentence, not even fixed 5 or 10 damage.

Massive difference in fast means absolutely nothing.

The only important stats are muscle and blast, the increase ridiculously high with each point.
>>
POST YOUR THEMED 3V3 DREAM TEAMS

Lore
>Vek Host
>Donut Dastardly
>Mr. Skeeto
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>>386277747
>HAVING NO MUSCLE/NO BLAST
>SHOULD NOT MAKE YOU DEAL NO DAMAGE

Holy shit are you fucking retarded or is this just bait?
>>
>>386277693
NANI???
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>>386277729
the design has one major flaw: your tripcode is attached to the post.
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>>386277292
i know it's extra work and i'm sorry but rebalancing better mean rematching
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>>386277292
GLASSY IS THE BEST MONSTER
>>
>>386277992
so are you finishing this superboss or what
>>
>>386277808
Because you should be able to have any stat allocation at all and at least have a chance at winning. If you make it so that there's no chance at all then that means there's less viable stat allocations which reduces options. This means that having 0 in any stat gives you a definite loss, when instead it should just make your chances a lot worse.
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>>386277908
if there were a third jet set radio vermin
(i count mc cd and jawbreaker as sonce since they were made by the same guy) they could be a team
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>The batter and 4free literally have the same stats but blast and guard are swapped
>>
yeah i think either speed/lifes need a buff or muscle/blast need a nerf

0 muscle/blast doing no damage is just logical
>>
>>386277118
Any ideas what I could change mine to instead? (borb poster)
>>
>>386277992
>no reference to crawling curse
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>>386277908
The Ability Antitheses
>wargraav
>wheelybot
>termeatnator
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>>386278058
hello
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>>386277925
this honestly
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>>386278092
What are you going for? A good /v/ermin's ability should tie in with its design.
>>
>>386277925
then 0 life should mean you have 1 HP. and 0 speed should mean you miss 99% of the time. it's bullshit after most mins were statted with VFC fights in mind where supposedly everything was balanced to be even.
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>>386278043
>having 0 in any stat gives you a definite loss, when instead it should just make your chances a lot worse.
But anon, it DID just make Glassy's chances a lot worse. Anything's possible after all :^)
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>>386278117
thats what i meant.
sweet sould ribbon, mc cd, and someone else.
>>
>>386278043
Do you think min with 0 Lifes should be able to win?
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>>386278012
Are you retarded? There's no point in rematching. Rebalance will only happen in the second round.
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>>386278036
Probably next week, I have to finish Skelemin and make a new one for 3v3
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>>386278280
cool I guess
>>
>>386278232
Make the third one, anon.
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>>386278280
YEEE BOI!
>>
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Oh OH, I got one, I got one! What do you think, /v/? Huh? Huh? Tell me! Be honest!
>>
>>386277992
this is amazing
>>
>>386277992
Or, if mechanical beings are more your speed...
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>The entire point of /v/ermin engine is that nobody's supposed to know exactly how your stats work to prevent minmaxing
>minmaxers are upset because their minmaxing failed because their stats didn't work exactly how they planned
>>
>>386276210

you need to make a balancing engine like VFC host does, where you can just do 1000 rounds in a row instantaneously. keep the calculations, cut out the animations, and it should be easy.
>>
>>386278341
Aw, he cute.
>>
>>386278321
Unfortunately, i already made mc.
>>
>>386278341
Actually, now that I think about it, 20% evasiveness is way too much. 5% would probably be more than enough, huh?
>>
>>386278204
>0 life should mean you have 1 HP
0 HP, actually.

>0 speed should mean you miss 99% of the time
100% of the time, you don't get to attack.

If you're such a minmaxing autist that you actually leave a stat at 0 just to add an extra point to something else and try to break the system vermin tournaments were never meant for you in the fist place.
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>>386278394
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>>386278261
if the engine is being changed because host realized it was unfair, then it means those mins lost unfairly. if he keeps going how it is i won't complain but if in round 2 suddenly 0 stats let you attack and 5 blast no longer does 5 billion damage i'm going to be pissed as fuck that i lost only because host is shit at balance.
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>>386278341
this is cute, i like it
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Updated.
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>>386278360
Machine Skeletons really are the master race of monster designs
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>>386278394
They are just mad because fastburger was the favorite and it lost.

The engine do feels a bit busted tho.
>>
>>386278341
15% evasiveness and it's great.
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>>386278453
One of the previous champs had an ability that had evasion rise beyond 50%
20% is perfectly fine
>>
>>386278521
LMAO
HOST WHERE YOU AT
>>
>>386278596
everybody pretty much agreed that mats was busted though
that said 15~20 is good
>>
>>386278241
Yes, though they'll have a tougher time. Maybe they get 2 or 3 shotted instead of 1 shotted, though. I just don't think it should be 0 life = 1 HP. Otherwise everyone can realize that having only 1 point in life is suboptimal and will start putting in 2-4 points in life no matter what since over 4 is diminishing returns and under 2 is too little to last.
>>
>>386277292
Host use this for round 2 please
>>386278521
>>
>>386278596
There's no limit to how high it can rise.
>>
>>386278190
sort of a guardian angel type thing, deflecting attacks against the enemy while protecting someone.
>>
>>386278394
it isn't minmaxing when it's all fucking random.
for example putting 13 points into muscle isn't minmaxing because you'll be using shitty blasts and die in a few hits. we're mad because many of us had the rug pulled out from underneath us out of nowhere because our mins were statted with VFC in mind. if it was announced before it would be fine but it was surprise bullshit.
>>
>>386278713
"0" means none

nothing

doesn't have any
>>
>>386278850
That would mean there's no reason to ever pick 0 for any stat, which means we have one less option for each stat. That leaves less room for choice.
>>
>>386278419
>>386278505
>>386278568
>>386278596
Kyaaah~! My big debut was a huge success! I think I will lower it to 15%, just to be fair.
>>
>>386278797
>we're mad because many of us had the rug pulled out from underneath us out of nowhere
GOOD.

NO RULES. JUST RIGHT. VERMIN STEAKHOUSE
>>
>>386279017
you're kind of weird, but I like it
Hope to see more vermin from you pal
>>
>>386279017
dont make this weird
>>
>shit storm over unbalanced stats
>we haven't even got to the unbalanced abilities yet
>>
>>386279165
HOORAY FOR ALWAYS CHAINGING META
>>
>>386279165
>>
>>386279165
i really hope wonderband gets to unleash their ability onto the world
>>
>>386279165
Vermin threads always need something to bitch about
>>
Minmaxer tryhard faggots blown the fuck out of something meant for fun. Everything's going well.
>>
>>386279165
Who will receive his inheritance?
>>
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>metafags btfo
>>
Wait are some anons actually getting mad that their vermin with 0 blast/muscle only does 1 dmg point?
>>
"0" must deal 0, I'm okay with this. But 83 blast damage 1st evo damage, boy.
>>
>>386278745
>change name to guardian angel
>add "this /v/ermin's attacks do less damage"
>increase reflection rate
This will make reflection the main method of attacking rather than a massive attack boost, and will also make more sense thematically.
Alternatively:
>keep name as bird of paradise
>a successful blast attack will cause the next blast fired by the enemy to do no damage
>does not stack
This makes it much more defensive in nature and carries the "deflecting attacks" idea better than straight-up reflection.
>>
>>386279334
NO SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG!
>>
>>386279375
Lifes scaling is probably different. 3rd evos might end up having near 1000 lifes.
>>
>>386278341
>>386276159
nani
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>>386279334
>9 blast
>only uses blast attacks
>still has the audacity to call people out on their abilities or min-maxing
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>>386279571
Holy fucking kek.
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>>386279571
RIP GLASSY
HE WAS A FAST BOY.
>>
>>386279165
doesn't matter if abilities are balanced or not, there will always be a shit storm over something.
see Skeletronus.
>>
>>386279571
BLOBBED
>>
>>386279571
How is that min maxing tho?
>>
>>386279571
YES!
>>
>>386272673
>UV only did blasts not his muscle
What the fuck? I just came on and saw my UV lose due to some bullshit thing within the engine. I feel like he should've just attacked with more of muscle, not fucking relying on useless blasts with underpowered damage.
Oh well, I can't really complain that much for the loss. Good match, Nice Fly.
>>
>>386279375
>>386279367
>HURR DURR IF YOU HAVE 0 IN LIFE IT MEANS YOU START THE FIGHT ALREADY K.O.

>>386277292
Host, just give a blanket hidden +1 to every vermin stat.
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>>386279108
>>386279156
Be sure to support me lots, okay~?
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>>386279571
The problem with being faster than light is that you're always in the dark.
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>>386279334
>that ability and minmaxing yet still lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeRcUmL6pV4

He's the reason I like Wargraav this much.
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>>386279762
it isn't. min maxing stats means nothing in /v/ermin unless your ability is dictated by your stats like Codex.
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>>386279762
For some people having 0 in any stat means you must be trying to min max, but having 1 in a stat means you're not trying to at all.
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>>386279571
>glassey was such a huge jobber that Blobboy is getting fanart indirectly
Even if I don't win, I'd be happy.
>>
>>386279367
I was late, just finished watching everything. I find it hilarious that a 0 stat screws a vermin over. I hope host doesn't re-balance until next tournament. 90% of the fun is not knowing how fucked up the meta is for each tournament.
The other 10% is skelefag vs meatbag shitposting.
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>>386279786
Don't talk to us again
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>>386279571
>When your meme gets remade to fit tropical events
Feels good, man.
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>>386279786
y-you too
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>>386279785
I was talking about blast. What host did seemed completely fair. The anons complaining should be grateful their vermin didn't do 0 dmg.
>>
>>386279931
>Tropical events
>>
>>386279785
>blanket hidden +1
scaling on muscle and blast is still insane. it looks like you get more returns the higher the stat is. which would actually be legit minmaxing.
>>
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>>386279786
...
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>>386279832
>A min-maxed Wheelybot ripoff beating a min-maxed wizard who at least had some awareness of how OP he was.
Really lad?
>>
Sorry about the longer wait time, I'm working on a testing engine for loads of mock fights quickly like that one guy suggested. Right now I've lowered the effectiveness of Blast and Muscle, and Made Fast matter far more. I've already pre-recorded all of the round 1 matches, so none of these changes will be present until round 2.

The tenth bout has begun!

https://youtu.be/kxTjHiMsDS4

4FREE was unable to finish his hotpockets before the fight, leading to his purification.
The Batter will be moving on to the next round!
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>>386279832
>8 guard and 5 life get halved by 2 attacks
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
>>386280064
PURIFICATION IN PROCESS
>>
>>386279786
Can do, pal!
>>
>>386280064
>I have to fight the guardian
FUCK
>>
>>386280063
>Wheelybot ripoff
Literally who?
Is now every vermin without an ability a ripoff?
>>
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>>386280064
B A T T E R
T H E M
A L L
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>>386280164
god, look at this wheelybot ripoff
>>
>>386280064
Now that's a good fight right there.
>>
>>386279957
>What host did seemed completely fair.
We already have been throught this discussion with the previous host. It's stupid.
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>>386280064
Best fucking battle right here.
>OFF ost
>the batter
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>>386280164
Not him, but Wheelybot was a runner up in an old tournament. He's accusing him of copying stats verbatim
>>
>>386280064
ayy
>>
>>386279786
You're a fucking weirdo.
I like you.
>>
>>386280064
PURIFIED
>>
Roxy is going to win, right?
>>
>>386280083
Blasts have guard penetration.
>>
>>386280213
A SINGULAR STRIKE
>>
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>>386280332
haha
>>
>>386280218
Let's go, Samson!
>>
>>386280427
>15% chance
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>>386280064
>changes only affect round 2
nice, let's make the changes AFTER everyone got royally fucked. great idea very helpful.
they deserve rematches.
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>>386272673
Have a comic, all your vermins are back from being possessed.
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>>386280357
>No Darkest Dungeon vermin
I'm dissapointed
unless there's one I missed
>>
>>386280475
>Only 20% chance to stun
>>
>>386280267
But their stats aren't even the same, and why would anyone copy a runner up instead of the champion?
>>
>>386280164
Wargraav's stats are near identical to Wheelybot, only with guard, life and muscle reduced by one to cram it into fast. The Guard meta was real for VFC's tourneys, and the extra fast was to maximise the shitty skeleton's chances of winning.
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>>386280064
>blob has to fight the servant of god
This is going to be interesting.
>>
>>386279786
Good job on finally removing the trip
>>
>>386280427
>15% chance to deal 150% damage
Skellies aren't winning this one.
>>
>>386280438
HELL YEAH!
>>
>>386279832
Anon, are you retarded?

Sourceror got nerfed several times because Skelefags were crying too much.
>>
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>>386280526
There is
>>
>>386280615
Wut? This is the first time I've ever posted in a vermin thread.
>>
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>>386280618
Spoilers: I buffed it right before the tournament
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>>386279832
>
>>386280164
>>386280267
>>386280542
*autistic rattling*
>>
So I'm making a vermin rn, what are the rules for stat distributions and abilities?
>>
The Eleventh Bout has began!

https://youtu.be/Ro30YQ6AG50

Laserface's disciples duke it out!

Holy fucking cannoli, Blastmaw just barely manages to scrape by and deliver the finishing blow after a serious blast attack from Hornyli!
Blastmaw is moving on to the next round!
>>
>>386280064
>Local Batter beats up voluntary janitor in the "Milkshack" stripclub
>>
>>386280785
>>
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R8 my mon

I've missed sign ups for the past month and am not even sad anymore. Maybe I'll try next week.
>>
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>>386280792
>All these Razerface knockoffs
Shameful to say the least
>>
>>386280792
Holy shit Blastmaw. That was a good scrape.
>>
>>386280792
NO MERCY FOR WAIFUS
>>
>>386280792
>hornyli died
kill me
>>
>>386280792
Y E S
E
S
>>
>>386280792
B E G O N E T H O T
>>
>>386280792
THICCFAGS BTFO
>>
>>386280847
There are sign-ups happening tomorrow, actually.
>>
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>>386280792
WAIFUSHITS BLOWN OUT THE FUCKING WATER HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

FAPBAIT NEVER FUCKING WINS

FUCK
YES

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>
>>386280792
>1 HP REMAINING
Also Life seems pretty trash, 1 blast attack put both of them to half HP
>>
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>>386280792
>ONE H-FUCKING-P REMAINING
I AM MIFFED BEYOND ALL BELIEF
>>
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>>386280792
>waifushit BTFO round 1
Evityem
>>
>>386280831
Alright, thanks m8
>>
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>>386280542
Are you sure you aren't just mad your shitty doodle was immediately forgotten while Wargraav, the statistically and artistically superior vermin became as popular as any of the champions?
>>
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>>386280792
YOUR WAIFU WILL LOSE
>>
>>386280941
Really? What time?
>>
>>386280792
<1hp
>>
>>386280792
>1 HP remaining
>>
>>386281032
No idea. Probably after this one's over.
>>
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>>386279786
Oh my..
>>
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>>386280941
Are you sure that there will be signups tomorrow?

I'm pretty sure that the next tournament is on next weekend
>>
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>>386280792
>Won with literally one (1) health point left.
C L U T C H
>>
>>386280951
>fap bait never wins
>first champ in vermin history is a waifu
>>
>>386280792
>1 HP remaining
>>
>>386281192
It is, but the tournament's so fucking huge that the signups are tomorrow.
>>
>>386280792
Oh well time to resubmit tomorrow.
>>
>>386281032
Like anything with vermin, we have no fucking idea,
>>
>>386281221
>thinking best blast mcfast wasn't the first champion
>>
>>386281248
>Just want to sit down and think of an idea for next week
FFS
>>
>>386281221
>first champ in vermin history
Lol, who fucking care. Go to bed, grampa
>>
>>386280064
>pepper steak
automatic 10/10
>>
>>386280792
>bonezooka is fucking invincible
>waifus btfo
>>
>>386281252
there will be another submit tomorow?
>>
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>>386281192
I don't think I can do the 96 min tourney, I might be remaking the engine somewhat in that time instead, sorry if I got everyone's hopes up.
>>
>>386280792
go stealish
>>
>>386281467
No.
>>
>>386280792
>if fast was actually working as intended hornyli would've won easily
No shame in losing to a broken engine.
>>
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>>386281427
At least waifufags have actually won a tournament
>>
>>386281469
Well that's okay.
Don't want you dying on use so soon, after all.
>>
>>386281221
That is a lizard, not a waifu.
>waifus still don't have a champion
kek
>>
>>386280792
THOT, BEGONE!!!
I like waifuanon's art but I'm glad he didn't win this time.
>>
>>386281469
it's okay anon
>>
>>386281530
No they didn't.
Which one?
>>
>>386281469
That's okay.
>>
>>386281469
Oh, thank jesus.
Save the 96-man for a few tourneys later.
>>386281541
shitty b8
>>
Is map anon still alive? How is the map?
>>
>>386281541
It is a waifu. It's get hips and tits and a human face and hair.

Have a (you)
>>
>>386281653
Cashwhale, but she's a bit of a liberal definition of a waifu.
Lewdragon won the first tournament.
>>
New thread when?
>>
>>386281674
>>386281740
>a dragon is a waifu
>a guys avatar is a waifu
THE MENTAL GYMNASTICS
>>
Man this engine is a broken mess.
Thankfully youre gonna be focusing on fixing it host.
>>
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>>386281469
Classic Tourney host.
>>
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>>386277490
>>386274865
>>
>>386281828
>A GHOST IS A WAIFU
>A ROBOT IS A WAIFU
>A ROCK IS A WAIFU
(You)
>>
>>386281769
Cash Whale is not a legitimate champion, and even if HE was, he is not a waifu but a guy behind the keyboard as specified by the creator himself.
>>
>>386281469
That's alright anon, a tournament that's on the weekend is better than a tournament on monday. Besides that you should spend the time on fixing the engine and getting rid of the BLAST meta.
>>
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>>386281653
The very first one
Lewdragon, nigga
>>
>>386281828
>>386281910
>posted exactly 1 minute apart
spot the buttmad queueposter
(you)
>>
>>386280792
>nobody commenting on the background
Best one so far, maybe tied with the skeleton lake.
>>
New thread: >>386282045
>>
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>>386281910
>Cash Whale is not a legitimate champion, and even if HE was, he is not a waifu but a guy behind the keyboard as specified by the creator himself.
>>
>>386282078
It's true though.
>>
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>>386282162
>It's true though.
>>
>>386282162
What if fat neets playing cute girls in mmos are our waifus?
checkmate skelefag
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