>he mains Engineer

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>he mains

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>he plays Group Forrest 2

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>he attacks

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>he mains stickyspammer

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>he

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>>386268227
>but he also protects

>>386268254
>has

>>386268321
>fully

>>386268254
>gender

>>386268321
>no

>>386268548
>will

>>386268759
>to

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QUICK, POST YOUR HOPES AND EXPECTATIONS FOR THE MOTHERFUCKIN' JUNGLE/PYRO UPDATE!
And no, 'Disappointment' isn't an answer since we're all expecting that

>>386269365
>Removed random crits
>Removed the meme server selection
>Added moar ranks for casual
>made competative playable
>removed spy from the game

>>386269365

Nothing, lets be honest. they will fuck up pyro even more, the new map is going to be yet another payload, they will pick the worse community map to add into the game, buff other classes who dont need buffs and add mre dumb taunts

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>He doesnt play as a goblin engineer

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>>386269787
this

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>finish 2 Cities tour
>two boxes on reward screen

>>386269365
Its such a bad update that its literally an insult to the players, its so spectacularly bad, that Valve is forced to actually make an outstanding update just to make up for it.

>>386269365
>Useless cosmetics
>Pyro reskins
>Some new weapons that are either op or unusable
>comp changes
Oh and all of this in a new campaign

>>386269365

Competitive will still be terrible
Community servers will stay dead
The weapon/pyro rebalances will be short sighted and will once again show that valve doesn't actually know how to play their game
The map will probably be good

>he uses stickybombs

>>386269365
They're probably just going to unleash shitty pyro sidegrades instead of fixing his flameboxes
I actually can't hit anybody with flamethrower particles at all as it is

>>386270026
I thought that's what the Meet Your Match update was

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>>386269365
I don't care anymore about what it'll contain, I just want it out

>>386269365
Pyro gets her bases slightly buffed, but also recieves various nerfs to airblast and her weapons that make her even weaker than before.

>>386270780
>her

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>>386270635
More of these, please.

Somebody get the party van in motion.

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>>386270892
I'll make some oc ones if this thread is still alive when I get home from work

>>386271432
The last one was filled with faggots who'd ban you for shit you could do on the past party van

>>386270892
this one sounds like it was made by a 9 year old

>kill a soldier with sticky
>"fucking noob spammer"
>since when does shooting floor take more skill than shooting arced projectiles that have a delay before they explode

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>he mains demo

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>>386272258
>he mains scout

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I have a theory on how to fix le second primary man
>make stickybomb only carry 4 bombs in a full clip
>as a result, remove 1 bomb from the quickiebomb launcher
Now there's a fair choice on what to use, grenades or stickies.

>>386270635
I miss the good old TF2 Gmod memes.

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>>386272258

>*pipes your head, sending you straight to the ground, causing you to die a clumsy and painful death*

KAA BEEEW

>>386272658
>clip
MODS

>thinking stickies are overpowered

you're making it too obvious that you're a bad player

Maining demo is like maining Junkrat in OW, that should say something.

>>386272823
>*strafes behind u*

heh, you were good son

>>386272658

shit idea, i have something better

>pipe launcher clip increased to 6
>stickie clip reduced to 6

only now is the strongest primary not obvious

>>386272861
Gosh, golly and gee! I am sorry mr. Demoman player!!!

>>386272823
Scout counters demo so bad it's not even funny

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>>386273065
>He can't deal with scouts

>>386273045
I'd actually like this but only because I am a targefag

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>>386273018

*blows you up with the trap i had hidden just for this scenario*
*schadenfreudes*

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>>386270892

>>386273065

>be 15000 hour demo
>see 1 hour scout
>next second im dead for some reason

wtf game

>the liberty launcher needs a buff
if someone says this you know theyre retarded and know nothing of the game

>>386273178
>I never played against a good scout
Nice to know

reminder that current u.s party van is good, (cept fucking rtd remove that shit) and we all had a fun friday night.

>>386273908
Gid gud, faglord.

>>386274161

He's not wrong

Scout/Demo match is about 70/30. Infact scout has a favorable matchup against almost every class in the game.

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>He plays whatever class is most useful in a particular situation

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>>386274337
>he plays whicherver class is least useful in a particular situation

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>>386274337
>he plays classes that arent soldier

>several hundreds hours into that game
>still utterly shit at it

>>386268985
>live

>>386274913
get several thousand hours

>>386267813
>maining anyone in TF2
>playing TF2 in 2017

>>386273841
I don't see why people would want it buffed. It's designed to work with the rest of its item set, like the market gardener.

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So, i decided to buy a key and trade for some hats and strange weapons. where should i go for this kind of shit?

Tf2outpost charges 2 to 3 ref for hats and that sounds a bit expensive for today's economy.

GOTTAM

>>386275336
it all depends on the hat. most older items cost like 1.33 ref on backpack.tf

>>386270780
whats ur problem

so y'all jumping into the party van or what?

PYRO UPDATE CHANGELOG
Pyro
-Base speed raised to 107%

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HLAMAMU

>>386275336
scrap.tf, sfuminator, and stn.tf

>>386275637
I might after work. MVM Machine Attacks final episode when?

>>386267813
>Maining in an FPS

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>>386269365
>OPTIMIZATION I SHOULD NOT MAX OUT CSGO FLAWLESSLY ON 144HZ AND STILL GET DIPS IN TF2
>fix bugs that have been in the game for ages
>make fire particals not work like shit
>OPTIMIZATION
>fix me getting terrible ping on servers close to me and getting better ping on servers pretty far away
>new mvm maps
>proper tutorial
>bread boxes 2.0
they had ALL the time in the world to make the update actually significant

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>>386268232
>wm1 spam calling out sticky spam

>>386275336
scrap.tf? backpack tf?

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>>386276882
>being killed by w+m1

>been playing for 7 years
>just learned this week that melee is basically just delayed, short range hitscan and your crosshair has to be on the target when you click, not when it hits

when you can consistently hit shit with the zatoichi demoknight becomes kinda ridiculous

>Used to be a Spy main
>Got bored of it and started maining Heavy

This is actually really can't belive I never even touched heavy more than a dozen hours in my 2,000 hrs of total gameplay

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>>386275637
Last time I went on the server was fucky for me, wouldn't let me pick up health or ammo even though other players could do it just fine. I might give it another shot tonight to see if it's fixed though.

>>386277181

>your crosshair has to be on the target when you click

This isn't true. Melee is delayed short range hitscan. It's based on the animation.

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>>386272658
nah we can do better
>make stickies do jack-shit for damage upon launch
>need to wait like 3-5 secs for them to actually do shit,forcing you to actually use them for traps as was their initial purpose

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>>386277181
>crosshair has to be on the target when you click and not when the hitbox comes out
Does that mean if you're at the right distance and click, but in the short fraction of time you move out of the correct range, it will hit?

Also
>Spy disregards this whole thing because his melee swing has the hitbox come out instantly

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I main Italian Fat Scout

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>>386277306
>used to be a Spy main
>2000 hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PByFwPTj31o

At least you change for the better

>>386275013
>stream

>>386277764
A little more than half the 2k hours were in Spy

I remember when these threads would get derailed by one Overwatch bait post

>inb4 thread gets derailed by this post

>>386273841
Every other RL is better, except RJ, and the LL doesn't fill any niche or unique style like every other RL. It needs a rework if anything.

Why are Pyro mains always a Furry or Brony or some degenerate mix of the two, what is it about Pyro that attracts degenerates?

72.5.102.111:27015
Password: vidya

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BORN TO BURN
CART IS A FUCK
WM1 Kill Em All 1956
I am axe man
410,757,864,530 DEAD SPIES

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>>386278372
LL is nothing more thatr a fuck you scout weapon and I like it

>It needs a rework if anything.

Yeah I agree

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>>386274720
>he plays classes for fun

>>386278590
I wouldn't mind this Pauling

>>386278563
AND YET NOBODY, NOT EVEN VALVE, GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU

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>tfw killing a demo, pyro and soldier with your shotgun, pistol and wrench

>>386278536
I live in yurop, have a shitty ping and I'm a fucktard at the game.
Here I come.

>>386269365
Comp with class limit

>>386269365
Meet your Match goes away and Demoman's arsenal gets restored to its former glory.

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>>386278924
>getting last hit on a giant bot with your melee

>>386278924
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>386278536
>1 player
Come on cakeboys

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>>386278924
>bitch-ass flankers thinking they can get within melee distance
>crit ubersaw every time

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The 99% are dirty degenerates, the sweet 1% is nothing but pybros

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>>386278924
>meatshotting a pyro from behind
>crit

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>ACTUALLY having a main in TF2
>not maining the entire cast
Absolute casuals. The game has been out for 10 god damn years, you should be competent with everyone.

>>386279329
>>386278428

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RATE MY CLASSES, I GET IT YOU FAGGOTS HATE BOTKILLERS JUST RATE THE GOD DAMN CLASSES

>>386278428
>Why
Well for the brony part it's because of the Meet The Pyro video, that's easy to understand. Not as sure about the furry part but there's a ton of overlap between the two groups anyway.
I'm not sure if I'm a "Pyro main" even though I have 1.5x hours as Pyro compared to any other class. I took like a four year break from the game, only joined again last month, and I've been playing a lot more Engi and Medic, sometimes Scout if the enemy team seems unprepared for a rush. Holy shit I put like 75 hours in TF2 in the last month what is wrong with me

>>386279536
Attention Whore with Botkiller/10

>>386279726
Botkillers dont mean shit. I use them because I received them.

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tfw you main a 2010 meme

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>>386278924
>tfw try to kill engineer in hallway as demo but his Electrocutes my ass with a short circuit
>try to melee him and get hit by crit wrench
>YEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>386279536

I like your heavy but why the Spy got a white blob in his head?

>>386279536
>botkillers

sorry anon, you've already lost.

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A small moment of silence for the fallen...

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>>386278536

Last night was pretty fun

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>>386279536
Sniper and Demo are shit, rest are pretty fly
Give me a cosmetic and I'll put together a decent loadout

I ""Mained"" engi, medic and heavy. Am I a fag?

>>386280474

The jack hat

Why the fuck is the Strange Batsaber so rare

>>386269908
Holy shit

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>>386270024
>3 boxes
>Professional Wanga Prick KS Fabricator

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>>386280529
>Maining heavy

>>386280474

why is this hat even in the game and not hallowen restricted?

>>386280776
>why is this hat even in the game and not hallowen restricted?

But it is

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>his loadout has yellow or gray item names in it

Never touched trading because I like crafting shit but now I am curious on it.

Where do I start?

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>>386281037
I DON'T SPEAK BROKE, NIGGA

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>post yfw get that satisfying meat shot with your shotgun

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>>386281037
>his loadout has RED names in it

>>386281037
>pubstomp with unique weapons and no hats because i raffle/sell all my valuable shit
>people keep calling me a smurf or saying that i'm "obvious" despite being a level 126 pubbie

>>386278536
>>386278536
>>386278536
We got 4 players, that's almost enough for a good game.

>>386277598
They already do fuck all at a range due to distance fall-off so just don't get close enough to get pounded by them.

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good hat, bad hat, and ok hat.

good hat.

>>386281519
crit-a-cola style when

>Lol rage Pyro
>Beat their asses with shotgun
>Sneak and Burn stragglers
Forget fat Scout,
I'm playing Fire scout.

>>386281515
tell that to the Demo mains

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Reminder to join the party van
72.5.102.111:27015
vidya

>>386281593
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>open 2 Confidential Cases
>2 Cadet Visors

EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>386281691
>gravelpit

Nah

>>386281691
what's modes & maps?

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>>386273178
>>386274161
>>386274229

Good demos will kill bad scouts but on a level playing field (good players) you have to constantly be 2 steps ahead as demo and play really safe

Anybody who says "scouts are easy to deal with" in general are retarded, one of the most broken classes in the game.

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>>386281861
All kinds, off the top of my head there's Wacky Races, Balloon Race, Regular and Stock maps, community maps, cyberpunk, Sandvich, Toy Story, etc etc etc

>>386281804
We're about to rtv tho friend

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>>386280575
there was an attempt

>>386281691
mORE PARTY!
Dance everybody!

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Whats the best hat in the game and why is it the Summer Hat?

>>386282325
*Soldier's Stash

>>386269908
how do you even get those mods to work
mine crashes just by trying to stop some armors from clipping

>>386282325
marxman*
i use it on 3 out of 3 classes i play the most so IT HAS to be good

>>386273232
*It's a hologram*

>>386281691
join the comfiness

>>386272658
fire extinguishers should be able to put you out if a pyro lit you up.

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>>386278924
I know that feel

>>386281691
god damn it..How populated do these servers get and for how long? Im on my way home bros

>>386282991
NOW I WANNA
BE YOUR DOG

>>386283097
Right now there's 11 playing but it's usually more than that, and they tend to last a while.

>>386283186
Meant for >>386282992

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r8

>>386283507
nice.

>>386283507
nice.

>>386283507
nice.

>>386283507
Ok.

>>386283507
neat.

>>386283507
pretty good.

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>>386283507
>>386283637
>>386283878
>>386283975
>>386284036
>>386284132
>>386284219
eric

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>>386283507
cool!
now rate mine

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>>386284743
Gappy makes me happy!

>>386284743
I like that a lot actually

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>>386284743
Cute

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>he primarily plays spy or pyro
What's it like being shit at the game?

>>386284743
Wish it wasnt on the Rainblower but its aight

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>>386269908
can I get a mod list?

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>>386284916
me too

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>right click
>left click
>taunt
>watch as the autistic rage flows
only shitters don't main sniper

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>>386285257
>right click
>w for about 7 days
>right click
>left click
>money taunt
Only uncivilized swine dont main Spy

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>>386285257
>left click
>strafe
>repeat ad nauseam

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>>386284916
>>386284924
>>386284952
>>386285038
thx for the (You)'s boys

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r8te no h8

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What is it about TF2 that spawned an ocean of ear-rapes and ytp's?

Who wants to do a Expert game of MvM in boot-camp?

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*it's a hologram*
*teleports behind your team*
*facestabs your medic*
heh.... tres bon.... imbicile

>>386268548
>style

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he?

>>386285673
Lime Green is a crime. It was wrong when the Punks did it and it's wrong when you do it

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>>386286859
i only did it for the reference bro

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>1 or more items in his loadout have yellow text
how does it feel being an INFERIOR fragger?
i sure dont

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>>386285673
I like it

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mfw i get the airshottis pill

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>>386281691
Is this still active? How's the population? I always miss this because of work

>>386287794
Still going on now
VS saxton hale rn

>>386287794
15 players

>>386287885
>>386287918
Saxton? Christ, I haven't played that gamemode in fucking years, appreciate it anons.

>>386287683
thanks man
your heavy looks ready for the apocalypse

>>386279536
Engie is great. Unique, and looks interesting. Would bro-op with.

Soldier's unique but it doesn't look as good on him.

The rest are shit, sorry.

>>386282125
The Nabler.

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r8 me

>>386283507
If you're Mexican, 10/10
If anything else, 7/10

I appreciate that you stuck to a theme.

>>386288353
oh shit you watched Frog Princess too?

there are people actually excited for an update focus tested specifically towards furries and f2p third worlders, and they actually believe this game isnt fucking dead. tf2 today is the absolute worst-case scenario. it would have been much better if valve just shut the servers down and killed the game with some semblance of grace, but they would rather milk the absolute last cent out of brown children before they finally let this game die.
friendly reminder that if the pyro update is not financially successful, valve is pulling the plug on tf2 for good. better get ready to buy some keys, goy.

>>386288353
9/10 pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7tx2x6jIgc&t=212s

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>>386288351

>>386288353
>i got frags on the other side

10/10 anon. pretty good set.

Show me the lewd sprays

>>386288353
10/10

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>>386289930
here is my spray

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>>386289243

Ghost needs to return

>>386289930
It's a fat fempyro for shock value

>>386290481
>shock value
Yeah just for laughs haha
post it

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Should I make Tachanka Heavy, y/n?

>>386290586
Use green, olive pops out too much

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post top 5s

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>>386290825
You sure? I think it's the opposite.
Here it is with green instead

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Did someone say loadouts

>>386291051
If you wanna walk around looking like the world's biggest pile of snot, be my guest

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>>386291202
But neither of those are lime green or hot pink.
Olive is more of a war/merc color imo.

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>>386290882
Okay m8

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>>386291636
why would you do that

tf2 jokes go!

You here about the spy in mvm?
Me neither he was kicked before he could speak.

>>386290583
Don't have it on me right now, sorry.
The shock value thing isn't true though, I just like to push my autistic fetish

Did you hear about the Spy who forgot to disguise?

He was destroyed!

>>386292642
Why did the Heavy do well in the maths exam?

He'd practised his trigonom-nom-nom-nometry

>>386292483
You hear what happened to the demoman who tried to sticky jump with 3 stickies?
He was destroyed!

>>386292870
You hear about the youtuber complaining about minis?

He left to stream Overwatch.

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>>386275724
HUUUURRR YUB YM EMAG, NONA

>>386287683
remember to sit up straight and drink plenty of water

>>386293131
>>386292870
nice

>>386287569

>Push into last by myself
>Die to a scout combo

WHAT IS MY TEAM DOING??!!!
IDIOTS

>>386267813
Will there ever be an update that tops MvM? That was probably the peak of TF2 for me.

Tyler is streaming

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>>386291054
hello there spy

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>>386293535
tganks

What is it about hightower that attracts the kind of people that play it as death match only?

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>>386272258
>He mains scout

What was, is, and going to be tf2?

>>386295020
game about big frags
game about big frags
piece of shit

>>386294687
I will attempt to cap by any means necessary on hightower.

>>386294687
That's all it's actually good for considering how bad the level design is for a serious match.

>>386292483
>see 192 tour spy in MvM the other day
>he immediately wastes money by spamming recall canteens and doesn't respond to anyone

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*taunts after a bodyshot*
*proceeds to call you mad in the chat*
How do you even respond to this?

>>386294687
If you try to play seriously, like both sides, then it becomes very easy to stalemate. The map is atroicous as a payload map but perfect for a deathmatch map. Same reason why 2fort becomes death match as well.

>>386295840
Frag him

>>386295840
>Go C&D spy
>Wait for him to taunt
>Backstab him/shoot him

If they taunt you, then he will taunt everyone.

Am I the only one who heard this sniper line for the firdt time recently :
>"Sniping is a beautiful job: birds are flying, flowers are blooming, and therens plenty of heads"

>>386295840
Make sure to get the domination

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>>386277002
There is a reason why backburner is a meme

>>386295998
>playing sniper
>dominate a demoman
>"thats what yah get yah fucking coon"
what the fuck valve?!?!?!?

So which merc would you play games with?

>>386296241
Engi, i bet he's chill as fuck

gottam

>>386296241
Solider, because he's more american than a republican.

>>386296241
demo
i bet we could shutdown skial 24/7 turbine together

>>386296241
pyro
he seems like the only one who would actually play vidya

>>386296241
Heavy so I can have someone scream in Russian

>>386296241
Sniper for the bantz
Soldier for comp
Demo for just fucking around
Engie for MvM

>>386296241
>Scout would rage quit
>Soldier would grief
>Pyro would have awful comms
>Demo would be lol Im drunk kinda player
>Heavy would only play stuff like Civilization
>Engineer would only play grindfests he could make bots for
>Medic would be a backseat gamer
>Sniper wouldn't understand how to play the game.
>Spy would cheat

I guess Heavy or maybe Soldier.

>>386294567
Why are we still here

>>386296241
Demo because he would be pretty funny. Either him or Sniper for the bantz

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>he gets swept by an uber push

>>386290361
He did you milky-licking fruitbowl

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>Just cashed out of this shitty dead game and bought the entire collection of Supergiant Games and have enough over to buy whatever I want in the winter Steam sale

I'm free bros

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>>386297583
>Soldier playing Overwatch

>>386298950
That's like saying you are free from here.

>>386298950
Woah whole 3 games?

>>386299424
3 games is a good deal for shit in a game I'm never going to play again

still have 15 bucks left over anyhow

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>>386299063
>Soldier playing TF2

>>386298950
same man. still gonna play, but no more unusuals for me. never really liked the hats anyways.

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Man, why in the fuck does the party van server has fucking instant respawn? Not only that but more than half of the maps are meme maps,it is no better than any other community server.

Best server that exist are Nemu's servers.

>>386299552
>shit game
Nice hot opinion

>>386300038
It also has rtd and sillygibs (why). I don't know how people are eating this shit up when it's clearly the antithesis of a 4chan server.

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>>386300714
>It also has rtd and sillygibs
i just wanted to play in a normal server with normal maps.

tried to play casual an ranked today but ranked is a fuckin desert and my casual team had 8 spies. it only needed one pyro to fuck them up at all times.

the only decent server left is nemu's server. next time this thread is up i'm just going to link to the server. it is a much better option.

>>386269365
Pyro reskins, useless meme secondary weapons, Engineer nerfed even more, Spy accuracy nerfed.

>>386300038
>2bine
>server dies right away

Look I like joke maps and gamemodes like dogbread, wacky races and pacman not meme shit like 2bine, 2fooooooort or anything like that

>>386300938
>Nemu's teamstacking 24/7 cactuscayon and borneo 24/7 server
>decent

No, its a shitshow and sadly is the most "vanilla" server out there

>tfw hate the fucking frontier justice's guts but want the achievments so keep using it when using the shotgun would actually benefit me and my team

>>386301653
It depends what type of engie you are playing honestly. It is great for battle engie when you destroy your own building when you have enough crits.

>>386298950
>dead game
This shit is anything but dead. Don't forget, you're here forever.

>>386301543
it has a third serve with random rotation maps mate. it is an empty server but it is also the reason it is perfect, we could go there at any time to play some matches.

>>386301296
joke maps are just as awful mate. regardless of what maps you like i though /v/ would at least make a decent server with normal maps and normal spawn time. instant respawn is fucking shit.

>>386301753
>It is great for battle engie
Not if you're playing against an at least somewhat competent team that won't let you get in range for your crits to actually kill something

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How valuable is a australium gold paint anyway?

>>386301867
>joke maps are just as awful mate.

Wrong as fuck. Some are pretty fun just to unwind after normal gameplay. If you are one of those who only wants to play normal without some spice in his life well is your own taste.

Also the van got some vanilla maps but I agree rtd and insta respawn is annoying

> /v/ would at least make a decent server with normal maps and normal spawn time.

This is /v/ , getting your hopes up for a vanilla server here are pretty slim

>>386287794
It gets fairly active around 3pm PST, general amount of players is 15 but the longer it goes on we generally start leveling out at around 20-24 people.

>>386302536
>If you are one of those who only wants to play normal without some spice in his life well is your own taste.
I want to play normal games because every server is either trade, insta respawn garbage and 24/7 turbine/2fort.

>>386301867
>>386302536
I will be limiting RTD to Meme Maps and more casual maps where it shouldn't be too big of a deal. Considering removing instant respawn off everything that isnt meme either, but still trying to figure out what a good balance is for Respawn times.

Proper Culling of Maps will also be in effect by Tuesday with more maps focused on actual objectives, that is not to say I will remove all joke/meme maps though.

>>386302779
>good balance is for Respawn times.
I belive 5 to 7 seconds is a decent time.

for as much as i am complaining here i already added the server in my favorites.

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Rate my dudes

>>386302531
At least 14 ref per can

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>>386302997
I read most complaints, while I wont bend over for every demand that is given to me I do take into account what I see/read. Honestly atm I'm kinda gauging how things are going and trying to build around that.

It is my first time maintaining a server so I got a bit to learn but hoping that if I can get the Van going on a pace most can agree with I can also leave a backup in case I ever have to drop the Van or if anyone else wants to hose a Van for other countries and likes what I've done.

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>>386302735

I get your feelings bro, dont worry. You do have a point. I miss my old server I was a regular and the old Mechaware gamemode madness server.

Like you said, the big problem is how low the skill floor is and how pretty much 80% of community servers are nothing but meme deathrun, mge and trade.

I dont think is right to get angry at the van, is nice to have a server without flamewars an terrible admins for once.

>>386302779
Glad to hear that. This is mostly my own opinion but less meme maps and more custom gamemodes like TF2ware, prophunt, dodgeball that sort of things.

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>>386303286
That Pyro is 10/10.

I USED TO HAVE IT ALL IN TF2

I WAS A KING

i lost it all during the crash tho""

>>386303393
that is pretty cool dude.

ill try to join the van during the weekends whenever i can.

>>386272823
I love how fall damage in this game is based on velocity rather than fall distance

literally makes no sense

>>386303512
Thats kinda been my thoughts too with the map rotation, while I cant exactly cull what are the Party Chan staples (Harbl_Hotel, Wacky Races, etc) I will try and drop the amount of pure joke maps.

>>386303765
I'll try and make sure im still here by then!

>>386303315
Sweet.
How much does a kazotzy kick cost? Gonna sell my australium paint, some refs, and some items for it.

>>386303884
Would you rather smash into the ground from 10 feet at 200 MPH or from 100 feet at 20 MPH?

>>386305231
1.65 keys according to backpack.tf

>>386281205
>robot unusual hat
Nigga you're broke as fuck.

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>>386305864
Ah shit.
Gotta find more things to sacrifice for one then.

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They're not gonna nerf or buff or do anything with the vaccinator next patch, right guys? Please don't fuck it up Valve, you already fucked it over then saved it once.

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>>386307593

and I fucked up my crop job well done

>>386307720

Also are they ever going to make strange mediguns have kill assists count towards the strange name instead of ubers, makes no sense to have it as ubers.

X+5

>occasionally destroy servers with soldier
>can't do shit with demoman

fuck

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>>386311060
Be a pipe fuccboi. Once you get the prediction down you can destroy almost anything.

>>386311560
How do I git gud with pipes?

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>>386313357
Aim in front of them, watch some youtube vids, practice on tr_walkway, Equip the loch and load, use chokepoints, and most importantly don't be afraid to say fuck it and whip out your other primary because frankly it's stronger for open areas.

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>>386287653
Trash Man + Bolshevik Biker combo

>>386314605
kys

>there are people who don't main Heavy

>>386316941
I always forget how easy it is to play Heavy. I always see him and think, nah he's too slow. Their demo's are going to spam me to death and I'm an ez sniper pick. Then I actually go Heavy and tear through everything like wet tissue paper.

>Scout
>go 3:5
>shitting up
>two minutes later
>16:7

I love that class.

>>386272790

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z__PVtQ48fM

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>I play Spy

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>>386287683

>we're supposed to be allies, you maniac
>I'm the one who put you into the teleporter!

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>he doesn't main the bone zone

>>386319563
Entering "The Zone" as Scout is better than heroin