Splatoon 2 Thread

So mayo won right?

Have yet to lose a game ketchup is straight retarded

>>386247341
so far mayo and ketchup are quite literally even.

It should have been ketchup vs mustard

>>386247373
I doubt that

>>386247341
I played like 10 matches and only got ketchup vs ketchup

>>386247202
>what weaopns are you taking a liking to?
Trislosher seems like an honest main

>>386247471
I grinded max title and played about half and half

>>386247202
Aerospray is pretty nice, maybe the nzapper too

>>386247446
check it for yourself, anon.

>playing game for pedophiles and furries
lmaoing at you

>>386247508
>most OP weapon, maybe after the Octobrush
>honest

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>>386247202
What are your thoughts on the Sploosh-o-matic?

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>>386247615

move out of turf wars at some point, anon

>literally every match I've been in it's been against another ketchup team

ITS BEEN 2 YEARS NINTENDO SORT YOUR SHIT OUT

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If anyone could sauce me on this pic that would be great.

>Nzap for turf.
>Jet squelcher for everything else. Roller/brush/bucket/aerosprayfags on suicide watch.

>Get memed into the areospray
Man this thing is garbage, I'm going back to splattershot.

>>386247745
Playing with it right now. I like it. Inks turf well and splashdown charges up superquickly. I've had more success taking out dualies and smgs with it and other weapons lately.

I am trash though so think what you will.

>>386229195

>>386247779
That means you have a shit connection anon

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Falling in love with the mini splatling

why fucking mayo though
should have been BBQ sauce or something actually comparable instead of 2 completely different things but they are both food so fuck it thats the splatfest

>>386248324
Because Japan. Also, BBQ sauce has too much variability to be defined as a single sauce.

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>>386248117
>linking to a thread that's close to ending

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>Splatfest has deevolved into everyone using the Aerospray MG for special.
>Ink Armor practically doesn't exist anymore.

I am unsure if this is a good thing or not. I swapped over to the starter gun you get just so I can be a bit supportive and still a decent threat.

>>386247373
Opposite experience here. Mayo is uncarryable. They're so fucking bad.

Racist fuck

>>386248324
Barbeque sauce is a pretty american thing, vs ketchup which is used everywhere.
Mayo on the other hand is used just as much as ketchup, if not more.

>every mirror match, my team gets shit stomped retardedly
>mmr goes down
>matched up against shitters from mayo
>demolish them
>mmr goes up
>mirror match.....

Team ketchup has the secret strats

>>386247202
Enperry dualies. Curling bomb is good for making quick getaways and Inkjet is super good if you're not an idiot

>>386248568
I haven't noticed any more aerosprays than normal. That being said they're still a bitch to deal with. Especially when yiu have a weapon like the splatling

>>386248718
I've been demolishing ketchups left and right, so I'm not sure what you're talking about.

>>386248557
>making a thread 100 posts early so you can be op

>>386248628
Stop being bad

>>386248903

That can't be possible. You and me have been matched up every single gane, and we can't both be winning the games. One of us must be lying.

>>386247471
does that mean this is neither a win nor a loss for those kind of matches?

>>386249023
Actually I didn't see the other thread, but thsi one seems to be more active than the other one, so who cares :^)

>>386248718
Ketchup has been shitting the bed

>>386248263
No it doesn't you fucking retard

>they connect you to your same team cause your connection is bad!

Please listen to yourself you dumbass bitch

>every mayo match they decide to put us up against a higher power team and we obviously lose
>go back to winning meaningless mirrors

splatfest is rigged

>>386247745
It's the aerospray but can kill things better

>lose ditto rounds against ketchup
>win pickups against mayo

So long as I beat mayo I guess it's fine

>>386247779
they made it this was because after the very first Splatfest in the first game, it took 20 million years to find another team.

That way you can play something at least instead of waiting like a dumbass

>>386249163
Whatever you have to tell yourself

I'm sure dial up is great

>>386248783
This

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>>386249217
That's why I love it

Choosing Mayo was a mistake. Nobody on my team knows what the word push means, and I can't go a single match without 3 or all 4 of taken out. There need to start putting a level cap into Splatfests, or at least a cap based on your performance in ranking to keep all the shitters out.

>>386249217
And a much worse special

>>386249471
>>386249217
>people unironically go with stats over style

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slug

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Dualies and Octobrush

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>>386249629
fug

At least Team Mayo won in Japan. Pretty much all I can take away from this.

>>386249543
Is this your first vidya game?

Every team I'm on fucking slays ketchup.

post yfw
>last Splatfest is Marina vs Pearl
>Marina wins (even if it means rigging the results)
>Octolings become playable in Splatoon 3's single player mode only

>>386249751
>Japan continuing to have the worst taste in everything

No one is surprised really

>game ends
>results screen gives my gear xp
>....
>....
>....
>communication error

Wut

Out of my last 50 battles as Mayo I've gone 39 -11.
Ketchup seems to be full of furries and children who are hopped up on sugar juice.

Splattershot Pro is my weapon of choice, but I feel its spread is different from the first Splatoon.
Doesn't feel as accurate at times and that even buckets are matching me for distance fights.

>>386249619
I'm too shit with the weapons I like the look of .96 Gal and the Carbon Roller

>>386247202
I'm really liking the report weapon for all those suggestive furry posts.
Also the Jet Squelcher.

>>386249769
Every team I'm on has gotten slaughtered by ketchup. The few matches I've actually won was through using the inkbrush which results in me having to do the work of 4 squids.

>>386247779
Ketchup outnumbers Mayo by a ton so otherwise it would be impossible to find a match.

>>386248718
Probably because you're more likely to get a balanced match against your own team because of sample size. Most of the time when I get matched against mayo the MMR is crazy different between the two teams.

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I've been using the Blaster a lot since I'm only level 7 or 8, plus I've never seen people using it. It makes inking things a pain in the ass but at least it Splats people easily. I'm not particularly fond of either the sub weapon or the special, but it solved my problem of my entire team getting consistently pushed out of the middle of the map, since I can usually control it by myself with the Blaster. Some shit like the Splattershot Pro still give me issues since they outrange me so much and the three or four people who seem to be actually decent with dualies were total nightmares, but I think it's given me good results while also maintaining my appearance as a special snowflake.

>>386249956
I was like that. Finally getting a win streak though now that I'm at Champion

>>386249889
Last night, a friend and I were crushing pretty much every match we went against Ketchup, mostly with two or three kings/queens
Today, I'm filled with a bunch of new players that are getting curb stomped by ketchup. Only getting less than champion on my team against at least two kings/queens.

>>386249926
This

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Dualie Squelchers seem to have some decent-ish potential, but people diving on you can fuck you up. Sucks they have the sensor as sub, but it's quite useful in ranked so idk.

Very satisfying dropping people at ridonculous ranges.

>Team Mayo
>Team of retards
>Can't keep a stable connection for 30 seconds now
Marina's power is too much. It's making the Splatfests way too frustrating.

>>386249825

Pearl versus marina is second to last spaltfest. Last splatfest is Squid Sisters versus off the hook

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Who do you guys think is actually going to win this splatfest, /v/? While ketchup has way more people, I've seen a lot of mayo posters talking about winning pretty consistently, and even a few ketchup players complaining on Twitter.

I'm personally placing my money on ketchup, though.

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>>386250439
Probably

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Whatcha eating, ketchup bros?

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>every single non mirror match the enemy has had 400+ more power

cannot wait for this meme event to end so the matchmaking can go back to be only slightly shitty

>>386249360
retard

>ink 1300
>12 splats
>rest of the team still manages to fuck up and lose
Such is life as a Ketchup King

>>386250540
that hotdog look fucking nasty
go get a real sausage faggot

>>386250443

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>Join game
>5 seconds later
>Communication error

>>386250842
Is king the rank tou get at 100 champion? Is there any benefit to getting to king? More snails or something?

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>>386250842
>that one guy using a sniper on turf war

>>386250540
that looks fucking sickening

why is every trash diner's go-to to make themselves stand out (or whatever the fuck) make the food just look absolutely retarded and not fit the bun at all? look at us, we're barely better than mcdonalds, you can tell because our hamburgers are a disgusting mess of smashed buns with way too much bullshit hanging out the side

video games

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>>386250540
What the fuck

>>386250540
Looks like a bloody dick. Are all ketchup fags this gay?

So I finally came back from my 2 week vacation. Do people still play? Am I fucked if I've never played Splatoon before, what am I in for?

>>386250949
Yeah just more snails

>>386250540

Is that an authentic 'Go 'Dog?

>>386248783
Yeah, i can't use anything else at this point. Not being able to dodge roll has ruined all other weapons for me

>>386251110
>>386251037
>>386251023
>>386250885

Faggots

>>386250949
correct me guys, its 24/18 sea snails for win/lose, right?

>>386250540
>Diet Coke
Come on man

>>386249923
Good thing the Roller replica is just a green carbon roller

>>386251375
I heard they made it closer, 24/21, but that's just a 4chan runor

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i haven't won a single match that actually mattered
this event is no fun at all

>>386250457
Ketchup due to numbers

>>386251375
24/21

>>386250810
Took a while to post. Had to load the aol?

>>386251615

>gane that mattered

You sound like you're dragging glorious team ketchup down. It's alright anon, some of us are carrying hard enough for 5 people. Just get gud in the future.

>>386251607
That's what the nips got, so it should be what we get too.

>>386251615
if your mayo keep playing, if your ketchup go play salmon run.

>>386248269

>Dualie Squelcher rolls backwards

>>386250457
Cap this mayo will win due to games won

>winning match
>last 15 seconds
>three aerospray users all unless their bombs and almost win the game
Man fuck that shit

>>386251186
Of course people still play, it's still a relatively new game.

As someone who never played the first Splatoon I got my shit kicked in for a fair bit at the start, especially because you have to level up to get good gear and weapons, but it's not a total slog. It's actually fun, refreshing shooter.

>>386250889
>linking to a newer thread

>>386251854

The gear isn't that important. It took me about 3 days to really get comfortable with the joycons. I'm no master, but I understand how to use then effectively now.

This fucking turf war shit really makes me hate this game again.

Just give ranked back please.

>>386252152
Go play Salmon Run or something. It's only one day of Splatfest, if you can't handle that, this game isn't for you.

why isn't that jew bear playing extra for working on a holiday?

Fuck I want to use an Aerospray now because they look cool and everyone's talking about them. Convince me not to please.

>>386252413
Everyone will think you're a faggot.

>>386252413
You're not a filthy bandwagoning no-skill faggot are you? Gonna use the trislosher too, pussy?

>He isn't drinking out of a ketchup bottle while he slays mayofags while wearing his fursuit.

You aren't real ketchupbros

>>386252413
This >>386252501

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I PLAY I GET DISCONNECTED
AND NOW SUDDENLY IT'S MY FAULT?
THIS GAME IS FUCKING GARBAGE
FIX YOUR GODAWFUL SERVERS NINTENDO

>>386252413
Go for it. It was meant for Splatfest/Turf War anyway. If not now, then when?

>>386252589
Are you using wi-fi?

>>386252589
It's p2p, there are no servers.

>>386252529
>tfw Mayo is hot garbage so I sided with Ketchup for being less shitty but apparently in the process I sold my soul to the Furfag devil
Feels fucking awful friends.

>>386252746

I'm using wifi. My switch is in my closet, behind a stack of textbooks, across the house from my router. My switch sees 10 mb/s down. During normal games, I host 90% of my matches and never lag or get disconnected.

Works on my machine I guess

>>386252589
It's you numbnuts, the majority of people aren't having connection issues.

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Pearl is CUTE
Post Pearl

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>>386247202

>finally got a switch last week to play BotW
>have been looking forward to play it since its anouncement
>also bought Splatoon 2 as "inbetween"
>tried it
>"shit, it's kinda fun"
>playing the shit out of it since then
>still haven't touched BotW

I didn't expect this

>>386252746
Of course i'm using wifi, what else would I be using?

>>386252765
Bullshit. Absolute bullshit. The servers are the reason they're introducing paid online next year.

>>386252519
I actually am, I've exclusively been using the Crutchbucket and Octocrutch because I can get a lot of kills and win games with them.

>>386252501
I know that I'm not so that it doesn't matter what people think or say when I'm anonymous.

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>>386252413
try learning with this one

>>386252892
Is there no way you can get an ethernet cable to reach the Switch? Fixed most of my connection problems.

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>>386250540
Why is am I aroused by that dog?

>>386247202
Fuck anyone who says Aerospray. All the players who use that never cover turf and just go for kills. It's like playing with 12 year olds when they're on any team

>>386252906
Bullshit. My internet is fine. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to post this.

>>386252952
Use a LAN adapter to plug an ethernet cable in.

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>>386252909

>>386252389
Do you really have to ask?

Personally I'm just glad we'll still have something to do after earning our snails.

>>386252952
>Bullshit. Absolute bullshit. The servers are the reason they're introducing paid online next year.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>386252952
There aren't servers. Thats why you sometimes have matches where everybody but like 3 people suddenly dc but the remaining people can play just fine.

>>386252958
Then use the aerospray and get outclassed by literally anything with range. Enjoy letting the team down loser.

>>386252998

I'm not the guy ree'ing. I have no issues on wifi. I use comcast too.

So mayo is definitely the underdog, right?
I haven't had a single mayo vs mayo match.

Can I eat for both Exp and Dosh x2 or I can only have 1?

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>Acid Hues starts playing

>>386253113
>>386253172
Prove it, then.
It is definitely not me that's the problem. Whenever I actually manage to get into a stage everyone disappears except me and one enemy team player, then they disconnect.
If it really is p2p then why am I being punished for it.

>>386253043
Do us a favor if your team mayo keep playing

>>386247202
I've taken a liking to Slosher and Octobrush. Fun stuff.

>>386253326
Just read this post and I just got matched into one.

Pure wizadry.

>>386253360
Because the switch has terrible wifi

>>386253360
Umm, yes that's basically all the proof that it's P2P that you need. If the game had servers most of the DC issues would actually be your and 1 person having connection issues wouldn't be able to kill the match for everyone else.

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>>386253384
>Ketchcucks are so insecure they have to ask their opponents to throw

Who else is enjoying the Ketchup vs Ketchup Splatfest? Sure showing those ketchup fags who is the boss!

Anyone ever notice that if you play around with the controls in the lobby, you can distort the music?

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i don't understand the Aerospray hate.

Is it just because 'everyone' is using them? It's a top tier gun on turf war. You can cover so much ground with it, and if you pop up close to an enemy the fire rate makes it almost impossible to lose a 1v1.

Sure its accuracy is shit, but that doesnt matter when you're running around the map covering everything twice as fast as anyone else.

>>386253664


Those poor fucking morons that think turquoise ketchup is better than deep purple ketchups. Almost as bad as the mayo fuckers.

>>386253517
Then
How.
The.
Fuck.
Is.
It.
My.
Fault.
Everyone ELSE disappears, not me.
But now if I keep playing and get disconnected again I'm going to be banned from online because Nintendo is retarded and thinks it's my fault.

>>386250443
>>386250443
>>386250443
Actual thread. Please don't clutter the front page please

>>386253624
It's not my fault that mayofags are the minority and fear ketchup lords

>>386250540
>ketchup on a dog

Get out of here with that nasty ass shit and get some real dogs.

>>386253358

>not Ebb and Flow

>>386253804
>35 post

yeah no

>work ass off to win
>lose because I'm putting in triple the effort of my team and they just hang back afraid
God damnit save me from this hell.

>>386253827
>asks to throw
>claims they're afraid
Ketchumps are so childish.

>>386253804
Fuck off nigger.

>>386253803
>Everyone ELSE disappears, not me.
No, you disappear from their game because you DC'd. Not the other way around.
And it is your fault for using shitty wifi.

>Keep getting teamed with low-levels who end up with 0 kills and causing us to get a 60-20% shut out.

Absolutely furious.

>>386253914
>game doesn't give you the ink totals of your teammates so you can't even get proper annoyed
I mean kills are there but it doesn't help

>>386253803
Get this
https://www.amazon.com/AmazonBasics-1000-Gigabit-Ethernet-Adapter/dp/B00M77HMU0/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1501953190&sr=8-3&keywords=usb+lan+adapter
Never get DC'd again

>>386253949
No, I've already told you twice now. I'm in the stage and everyone but me and one enemy disappears entirely.
That is NOT my fault.
My internet is FINE otherwise I would be having problems posting this goddamn message right now.

>>386253948
Says the dude whose using his wifi as an excuse, NIGGA PLEASE

>>386254004
Don't you mean Furry-ous?

>>386253736
The problem is really that it can't trade blows against competent people. It'll lose to even rollers and brushes because of its spread. It's fine on Turf War, but it gets shit on in Ranked.

Even in Turf War, when you end up in a team of Aeros, all you gotta do is pick them off to keep them from covering turf. One or two in a team are fine, more than that and you might as well have 4 rollers who hunt kills.

>>386254108
It's the Switch's Wifi card, it's garbage.

>>386254103
>https://www.amazon.com/AmazonBasics-1000-Gigabit-Ethernet-Adapter/dp/B00M77HMU0/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1501953190&sr=8-3&keywords=usb+lan+adapter
careful, some of those dont work on the switch.

You'd think any usb LAN adapter would. But that's just not the case. There's another on the related for 14.99 that works on the switch though.

>>386254108
yes it is you dipshit, everyone else is still in that
match save for you.

>>386254132
Not him though.
Guess you've got ketchup in your ears.
Just bend over and take my aioli in your aholie.

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>every single team has either two aerosprays or two chargers
>we either can't get kills or can't ink turf
>when we do have a chance to win, team pushes too hard towards the spawn, gets rekt, and leaves the map completely open during the final 30 seconds
>or my three retard teammates all group up behind me and paint the exact same places that I just did
Team Mayo was a mistake, I'm getting BTFO lads.

>>386254004
>Other team getting rekt
>30 seconds left
>Special out of nowhere kills 3 of our team
>Lose

>>386254179
i guess it's all the ranked players calling it shit then.

I mean im not level 10 yet so maybe i havent seen the light yet

>>386254108
>My internet is FINE otherwise I would be having problems posting this goddamn message right now.
>Retard actually thinks posting a message online takes up as much bandwidth as playing an online game

This has to be bait.

>winning match the whole game and start to feel hopeful
>lose in the last 20 seconds
Every fucking turf war ever.

>>386254245
If that were true then the enemy player wouldn't be there.
You are wrong.

can you play with a friend during splatfests or is it just the retarded 4 player team shit?

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>>386252909
Ooh i love my ugly girl
So rough so tough
Dont care about anything but me
Yes i just love her cause she so crazy
Just so crazy about me <3

>>386252952
Alright, now I know you're a troll. Everyone, including Nintendo-fans, know there's no server. Hell, even other consoles know online fee doesn't cover servers.

>>386254179
Aerofag here, I've never lost a 1v1 to a roller due to the insane fire rate. Though I'm at A rank so take that for what you will. I typically just stand in their path and hold down the fire button.

>>386254254
Implying you wouldn't take a bottle of the red
sauce up your ass, unless it's that time of the month and there's enough red to go around

>>386254302
Oh, so it's baaaaandwidth?
Also bullshit. I'm playing other games online and not having any problems.
This.
Is.
Not.
My.
Fault.

>keep winning in mirror matches but losing against mayo
I'm sorry

>>386254369
Never expected to see Die Antwoord and Splatoon together.

>>386254493
Jesus fucking Christ
IT'S
THE
SWITCH'S
WIFI
CARD
IT'S
HOT
GARBAGE

>>386254353
Keep thinking that I'm sure it'll help you in the long
run, while everyone else is just fine.

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>turf war
>enemy team are all aerosprays
>mfw

>>386254517
It's ok anon, I'm doing the same

>>386254517
>Keep losing in general
Sure do love getting +2 rank points.

i just like mayo better on cheeseburgers okay

ketchup doesn't offer much of value

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>>386253358

>>386254108
If you have a router that randomizes incoming ports, that fucks with the switch for whatever reason. Turn it off for your switches mac address in your router if it's enabled

>>386254573
Explain why the enemy player is still there. I want a full technical explanation. Now.

>>386254661
I see you are a man of culture as well.

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>>386254581
>mfw you hear them all spam their grenades all at once
Thank god 90% of them never shoot while shitting out grenades

Holy fuck /v/. Im so glad I took up motion control. Before, I only focused on painting grounds. It feels so good to splat people.

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>>386254369
>ywn be pearls /uglyboy/

>>386254704
Can you please stop shitting up the thread with your personal issues, that's what leddit is for

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>get inked at the very last second
>lose by .1 point
>know that my team's effort was wasted because of me

I'm gonna carry that weight

>>386254581
>Other team is all aerosprays
>We have all good ranged weapons
>You gon get rekt son.gif
>Lose

>>386253736
The aerospray being good is actually just your opponents being bad. It is good to help take ground quickly, but it is outclassed by even the other short range weapons for damage. Even in turf war the ability to move forward quickly is only useful for a well timed final push where you will actually be a hindrance trying to attack against a team that knows how to play defensive.

>>386254292
I wouldn't say it's shit. It has its purpose, and that's to cover turf. I don't mind have an AeroSpray user on my team, as long as they are covering turf, and not chasing kills.

>>386254798
>no explanation
Nice.
Great job trying to blame me for my connection problems, but you've ultimately failed.

I don't get this. I'm somehow losing most of my fights (besides against Mayo, that was 50/50) but I'm usually topping the games in terms of points. Is there something I"m doing wrong here?

>>386254704
everyone disspears because you aren't connected to anyone, the one guy that does disappear later is probably the only one that close enough to tolerate
your shitty wifi and even then they prolly have a shitty connection too.

>>386254557

>every game I host (on wifi)
>game goes flawlessly, no lag, no dcs
>half the games I'm not hosting
>me other 2+ people dc

Maybe it's one of the other dozens links in the networking chain instead of "muh wifi card"

>>386254840
>splashdown at last second
>we win by .2%

Slow down ladies, not all at once

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Behold, the rare mayo v mayo. I've had this twice so far, is the ketchup pandemic really that bad?

>>386254265
Can vouch for this, only it was someone getting that jetpack, whilst another one of that team gave him armor.

Had to deal with an invincible flying death machine. Shit sucked

>>386254581
I cry every time. Fucking curling bomb spam nonstop instantly undoing all our turfing work. God forbid you die then the aeros come in and everything is fucking UNDONE.

>>386254959
You're not helping your gayshit team mates stay alive.

>>386255006
Like 70% of my games are ketchup mirrors

>>386254880
Good aero users will ambush you like brushes do and you will die or trade with them up close.

>>386254965
>oh he just so HAPPENS to be closer
Bull. Shit.
I had ZERO problems playing before the Splatfest. ZERO. And now suddenly I can only connect to one person?

>>386255006
90% of my matches have been ketchup mirror, popular vote wins again baby

>>386255138
>>386255229
NA or Europe?

If anything it seems picking mayo seems to be better because it's far more competitivev.

>>386255058
What more can I do? I'm inking the most area and killing most of them. I can't just stand next to them all the time.

So what's this Ketchup and Mayo thing?

>>386255318
Na

>>386255318
NA, to be honest I almost wish I had picled mayo because the games just aren't fun. Every KvM match has been completely one sided, with the teams differing in rating by 300-500+ at times.

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This is your team for the match /v/.

How much do you bet on them?

>>386255212
Seeing as you're the only person with this issue, yeah it kinda is. notice how no one else if having an issue? Sorry your shitty internet is an issue but why don't you go play some single player or some shit. Better yet play some salmon run and see how well that runs

>>386251673
retard

>>386255371
Yes you can, babysit those retards so they can keep inking instead of spending their time dying and swimming to die some more.

>>386255492
Fuck off Squigger

>>386255492
A bet of $0 returns $1,000. Still very few takers.

>>386255371
On Shifty you're basically fucked. There's nothing you can do but be constantly on the move covering turf and killing enemies. You can't be everywhere at once or stop them from getting around you so good luck. Maybe try killing as many as possible before the match gets close to the end then getting them right after they leave spawn in the last 20 seconds.

On other maps just establish control over the center and kill them if they try to come in.

>>386255492
Seeing as you shat up that match in the other thread, Imma say nothing.

>>386255495
Hurr durr werks on my machine!
Aren't you clever.

>>386255371
Pray for better teammates, that's what I did. It eventually works.

>>386255492
>not believing in the power of love
Gonna win for sure.

Anyone know what the G&K is about? Seem to get one every 2 matches.

>>386255492
We already know that the mexican is the only one who actually tries playing the objective.

>>386255492
>4chan in your username
kill yourself you fucking redditor

>>386255620
>everyone's machine except yours

try again dipshit.

>>386255661
Only tryhards would make a clantag in Splatoon.

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>>386255492
>4chan /ink/

>I just wanna relax and shoot the floor
Aerospray
>I'm a dumb fucking retard please rape my face
Rollers
>literal MLG tryhard PPSSSHHH NOTHIN PERSONAL KID
Duelies
>I literally can't aim for shit and I'm bad
Brushes
>I want to be a MAN, but I don't care if something sucks
Splatlings
>I have insecurity issues
Sloshers

>>386255212
Please leave the thread and stop spamming your technical inadequacies at us. Like >>386255495 said, no one else here is having the issue so we couldn't help you if we wanted to. At this point you're just whining and it's bringing the splatmosphere down

>>386253689
Do tell

>>386255492
>mayofurfags
$0

>>386255787
>I get raped by every weapon but it's not my fault
You

God shifty station is so fucking awful. There's so much area to cover and it's impossible to defend anything so you just have to fucking pray and keep moving as much as you can.

>>386255787
So what weapon do you use?

>>386255492
>1248
What happened anon

>>386255705
Well it's not me, because as I've said several times, it worked just fine before the Splatfest and I'm playing other online games perfectly fine.

>>386255964
Pretty sure it's that way on purpose to try and give shitters more of a chance.

I hate it too though.

>>386255787
So you're shit and get killed by everything, got it.

>>386255964
I love the map and wish we had a permanent version, but it needs to be scaled down some or used for 6v6 or something

>>386255848
>waaaahhhh stop talking about the game not working and start jerking off to Marina pictures!
Fuck off, kid.

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>mayofags

>>386256021
Just because you keep saying it isn't doesn't make it so. Go do something else it's that simple.

>>386255787
Good luck facing level 30+ players with the actual good weapons if you're already losing to the babby tier ones.

>>386256143
Beautiful projection kek

>>386256220
>NUH UH YOU'RE WRONG CUZ I SAY SO!
Nice.

>>386256294
Please see
>>386254557
And
>>386254103

>>386256170
>mirrorfags

So wait what the fuck was nintendo thinking? you can't actually play with friends during splatfest if you are less than 4 people?

>>386256294
are you done yet?

>>386256418
I'm not paying money for extra shot just because Nintendo sucks ass at online.

What's your ratio on actual match-up of ketchup vs mayo to same team matches?

>>386256480
More pissed off that the teams aren't kept like they were in Splat 1. They should have made that Team Mode, with the option for friends to join you, and Solo being randomised teams.

>>386256534
Figures this faggot is a phone poster too hahaha

>>386256635
>More pissed off that the teams aren't kept like they were in Splat 1
THIS. HOLY SHIT THIS.

>>386256614
1:9
On catsup

>>386256515
Since you can't come up with any actual arguments anymore, yes, I am.

>>386256664
Not on mobile, keep projecting fuckboy.

Anyone low level (LVL4- 15) want to do 4 group for Mayo?

Add me 4874-3230-2621

>>386256635
>More pissed off that the teams aren't kept like they were in Splat 1

Elaborate? I stopped playing splat1 before splatfests were a thing

>>386253804
>please dont clutter the front page
>posts a thread you made AFTER this one
Stop being retarded.

>>386256534
>use a lan adapter
>port forward the switch
>nat type A
>not a single disconnect or issue
Feels good man, keep being mad

I'm still not sure if I've found my weaponfu yet, but I've been digging the N-Zap 85 probably more than anything else so far.

>>386256871
In Splat 1 the players you get matched with are the same until you/they quit. So basically if you had a good team you could get a decent win streak with them.
In Splat 2 you get matched with different people everytime.

>>386247202
I honestly can not find a weapon I enjoy, they raped my main from 1 and turned them into inaccurate dulies so I've been struggling to find something I like. Mostly using splatter shot jr. and 96. but they both have weaknesses I don't like.

>>386256759
Yeah mine is at least 3:1. I feel like this was a failure. When I finally do get one they are rated way higher as well.

>>386256871
You could stay with your team after the match. So if you had a fantastic team, you could stay with them

>>386255492
>1248

What the fuck are you doing? I had some awful games last night and didn't go below 1700.

GG, PRES TRUMP. Instantly recognized the name. Pretty sure that was a 3v4 though beacuse someone on our team wasn't doing shit-all.

I wasn't on your team, hue.

>>386256762
good, glad you found your tampons. take an ativan while your at it.

>When your team has over 40 kills in a single round
>Half of them was between you and another player

I wish I could team with them forever.

>>386255964
I like it. But yeah, that map seems to be made for league/friend play in mind. You need some sort of coordination with it. It's like with Camp Triggerfish.

>>386257017
I mean when one of your flagship characters is already a meme for looking like a goblin it's not a huge surprise that ketchup has so many more people

Rapid Blaster is good yet no one ever seems to use it.

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the fuck are these girly ass colours

If you buy the Japanese version do you only get matched against Japanese players?

>>386257443
I thought it was okay, I just hate how shitty ashley the blasters are at turfing. I use it in rainmaker a fair bit.

>>386256926
>buy powersaves
>generate a bunch of hacked Pokémon
>beat everyone online
Same shit, different color, always bullshit. I don't pay for more shit just to fix things or get an advantage.

>>386257149
Keep on projecting kiddo

>win most of the Ketchad vs Gayo matches yesterday
>lost 3 in a row just today

What the fuck I'm even sub 2000

>>386257443
Because people lack confidence, they'd rather have something more rapid fire because they can't trust their aim.
>>386257149
Bitch what I just say?

>>386256762
>>386257606
This much salt cant possibly be real

>>386257636
get decimated ketchump

>>386257596
All the blasters* sorry

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>>386257606
>>386257606

>>386257715
>le salt xD
Good job proving you're a redditor

>your team has tri sloshers
you win
>your team has rollers and/or chargers
you lose

what an easy to understand meta

>>386247202
I bring the Splattershot Pro into Rainmaker. It's not great when people really get in your face but it's damn efficient at a medium range. Call me a scrub if you want but I love bringing the Octobrush to Splat Zones, it just rains death. I've never trusted myself with Splatlings or Chargers.

Is anyone watching the G7 tournament?

>>386247341
>>386247373
Why does this argument always happen? Splatfests have been a thing for literal years now, and people still think their personal experiences matter in the grand scheme of things.

>>386258056
No.

>>386257808
>>386257596
The blasters are prime harassment tools though, and they're absolutely brilliant when paired up with another shooter.

>>386258056
>esports
Video games are just for fun anon

>>386258118
Tournaments are a lot of fun.

>>386257987
No, not really. Slosher can't win the entire game by themselves after all. They can make it close, but they can't.

>>386258112
I have no friends though

God, the rapid blaster is just the best no matter what mode.

>>386258221

What about the tri-slosher?

>>386258192
If you're on them I guess. Never could understand the entertainment in watching others play vidya if I'm not as well.

>>386258221
Bullshit they can't.
Just dealt with 3 of them and they just spam jump and slosh.
Who gives a fuck about aiming?

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Splatoon made me realize I can't into shooters.
Everytime I need to shoot someone I get fucking nervous, can't react and can't aim for shit, it's stupid.
At least I can play horde mode shooters but when it comes to shoot another player I sperg out al lot. I can't enjoy any shooter because of this.

Imagine if the level 3 hero shot was in multiplayer

>>386258225
team mates son they're like friends except not really

>>386258358
Just have to relax anon, and don't flail yoiur hands abo ut whenever you ser someone. I'm working on this as well

>>386258315
I tired. I really fucking tried. I held back the entire middle and left area on Shifty Station for nearly 2 minutes by myself, the moment I died because they ganged up on me, they rampaged the entire map and I just couldn't keep up.

>>386258248
Currently 4-0 with it so far in the splatfest. Shifty station has so many vantage points to take advantage of your range.

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>Tfw my picture gets featured during splatfest

Feels good man

>>386255787
What about me I use the Rapid Blaster

>>386258358
Even if you're trash at splatting people you can still focus on inking turf to be a credit to your team.

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I always go back to Jr. in Turf wars. It just feels the best.

>boot up waiting to be greeted by Mayo vs. Ketchup pictures and memes
>get nothing but furshit

Why has Nintendo done nothing about this?

>>386257606

>still SEETHING over pokemon injectors

everyone in VGC does it. Nintendo has never made a genuine attempt to shut down injectfags unless they are actually cheat ie using illegal moves or stats. Stop fucking moral grandstanding you autistically wasted time on the Tauros/Bike Simulator and are suddenly jelly.

>>386258923
Just report em all for sexual content, eventually the game will be furfag free

>>386258727
Gross a furfag.

>>386257528
they are cute wtf are you talking about faggot

>>386259058
Glad I'm not the only one that's been doing this

>>386248718
Where's the guy that scrubs gear during the splatfest?

>>386258671
Yeah, seems like any weapon is viable for that particular map.

>>386259181
Dancing in the middle of the hub, took me a while too

Can scrub ability chunks during a splatfest? I can't find urchin man

>>386258923
Reports are automatic. If a post gets enough report, it'll get taken down. Even if it doesn't, at least it'll take it off your Plaza.

>>386259335
>>386259250

Just won a match 73%-16.2%

I don't know what the ketchup team were doing

>>386255492
>Mexicans and reddit 4chan fags
the power of mayo, everybody

>>386259403
Neck yourself gayo

>>386258358

Just get more experience and the nervousness goes away. Familiarity breeds contempt and all that. Eventually, you will stop being afraid of your opponents and start hating them.

>Need one more win to be Max rank
>Matched against a Tri-slosher and aerosprays
>Guy on my team has a Splatling

Knew we were fucked right there.

The only matches I've lost this splatfest so far were from other ketchup comrades.

Pick up the slack, mayofags.

>Can't bring myself to care about the splatfest theme
>Go with Mayo because Ketchup makes me sick
>See posts going DIRTY MAYO USERS XDD
>FILTHY KETCHUP SCUM
>Can't help but wonder if there are people that actually give a shit about this dumb theme.

>>386259616
I lose to a single Mayo team last night. Everything else was a slaughter.

>>386259403
Happened to me in Musselforgen earlies. Mainly because ketchup were too focused on getting revenge kills, and kept getting splatted while two of my team were covering all their turf.

>>386255006
I've had this once as well.

>>386259632
It's thinly veiled waifu wars, been this way since the first game

>>386259632
Welcome to /v/, were we will find any reason to fling shit. It's all in good fun, tho. At least I hope no one actually takes it seriously.

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>>386259632
I went with Ketchup since furfags picked Mayo because they can joke about being semen instead.

That's the only reason. I put both mayo and ketchup on my fries and burgers.

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>Mayo can't even win a 4 v 3
Ketchup has this in the bag.

>>386259632
Are you asking whether or not people online would dick around when it comes to a condiment contest?

>>386259632
I like using ketchup in some recipes and I think Marina is hot. It's a win-win for me.

Splatfest is rigged for Westerners yet again. Why wasn't it Mustard vs Ketchup?

>>386259846
>Bagged ketchup
Canadians go home

>>386259837
there are furfags in ketchup too

>>386259889
>>386259739
Like pottery

>>386259856
If it was Ketchup vs Mustard, sure.
but mayo? Only Euros eat that stuff regularly as a condiment.

>>386259987
Eh, that's not really the same thing. He actually expressed a liking of ketchup so that's good enough reason to pick it.

>>386260027
Mayo is used all around the world, whereas ketchup is used mainly in the US.

>>386259960
This is a game where the majority of the players wants to fuck a squid. I am not surprised whatsoever.