/gf/ general

>>386233527
normies are not welcome

>>386233693
You're trying too hard to "fit in".

>>386233781
So you do

>>386233781
This.

Also, stay on topic. Normie or not, you must have a gf? Right?

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My gf really likes Burnout 3, she gets really into it. She also likes Soul Calibur 2 from time to time but I always win so she gets mad.

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>>386233781
>>386233835
get the fuck out notmalfag swine

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>>386233527
instead of this faggy shit, post more mercy feet
also favorite vidya feet, go

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>>386234010
>liking feet

Thighs are the best, you subhuman scum. Gf is a total footslut and constantly teases with her feet but I just smack her on the ass and tell her to put on some fucking socks on.

>>386233527
If OW wasn't PG12 Mercy would be a canon slut and pornstar.

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>>386234203
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY WIFE

honestly the saddest part of this is that i know that OP is lying. first of all, a normie with a GF that did any of that shit would never, ever post in this fucking garbagedick shithole. secondly, a girl (female) would never do this fucking shit with a gross turd who plays overwatch

at best OP has a girlfriend (male) who's as ugly as he is but even that's extremely unlikely

>>386233527
Stop making this same garbage thread every day you retarded imbecile

Tfw he never lets me tease him with feet as much as I'd like and starts choking me if I go overboard.

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>>386234117
Wait a minute...I bet you don't even have a gf.

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I love Reisen!

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>>386233527
Fareeha is my gf!

>>386233527
It'd be better if Mercy had proper thigh highs instead of stirrups

>>386233527
Girls dont plat video games, only phone shit.

>>386234386
Sorry anon but Mercy is a confirmed slut.
Her players always jump into enemy team because she wants them to beat her up.

>>386234396
what is your obsession with traps? Are you trying to tell me something?

>>386234607
Your gf is in an incestuous relationship with her father that resulted in her parents divorcing themselves!

>tfw no footjob gf

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>>386233527
FFXIV
maybe a little too much

>>386234737
oh i love traps dude, you aren't gonna "get" me that way

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>>386234826
That's what you get for dating boys, anon.

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>>386234117

This. This is the face of autism.

I dumped my last gf when I found out she played steam/csgo. Massive red flag for girls is when they play games in general. Let alone multiplayer games.

>>386235052
You hear that Simona?

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>>386233527
don't forget to report

>>386235140
D O
N O T

>>386233886
these are getting less and less funny with each one

Anything coop, Yeah, Not really thats kind of gay m8 but since I know this is just shit posting how are your pets doing?

>>386235140
Keep me out of your failing relationship with your whore gf fag

>>386233527
My GF plays Zarya/Reinhardt and hates whenever I pocket her as Mercy since she thinks I'm not contributing to the overall teamwork properly.

>>386235462
WHAT THE FUCK IT SHOULD BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND, FAGGOT

>>386235269
What is: the virgin reaction

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>>386234825
Ana was way too much of a slut to know who her father was.

>>386235507
What do you mean? It's a hetero relationship.

>>386235462
YOU SHOULD NEVER POCKET YOUR GF AS MERCY WTF, ITS THE OTHER WAY AROUND, SHE SHOULD POCKET YOU AND HEAL YOU WELL AND SOLO REZ THEN BE REWARDED FOR JOB WELL DONE AFTERWARD OR PUNSIHED IF SHE DID NOT DO HER DUTY

>>386235941
But that wouldn't be contributing towards the team effort at all.
Besides, I like playing Mercy.

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>>386235941
This desu. Guys who pocket their gfs (male) should be castrated.

>>386236026
Consider suicide please

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why are mods allowing these threads

Lot of Zelda, Final Fantasy, and Halo

>>386236116
Why so?
Committing suicide seems like a waste of one's life.

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>>386236118
Mods have always had bizarre double standards

>>386236214
I once got permaban across all boards for saying anime is trash on a. At least mods here aren't as shut as that

>>386236116
>Stop liking what I don't like
Anon is free to enjoy what he likes.

>>386236214
I noticed that too.
I got a ban for breaking a global rule (no NSFW on SFW boards) by posting a cropped porn from Zelda rule34 (only ahegao Zelda face, literally no nudity or anything). And the post was still game relevant.

>>386233527
Thighfucks don't reward her, dumbass.

>>386236589
How would you know anyway

>>386236589
Lmao how would you know, son? Besides, what's good for me is good for her.

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>>386236396
>>386236434
>Got banned for saying that I'm sick of every single thread turning into console war shit

>>386234117
Faggot

Also socked feets are almost as good as bare feets

thighfucks feel like shit you virgins

>thighfuck
>Not creaming her
You dont deserve her

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Monster Hunter
Dead By Daylight

She's shit at both but she tries. Both games I feel like a hero when I carry the fuck out of her. My back is sore though.

>>386236214
>never get any ban, be it legit or mods trolling
I honestly don't know how to feel about this
>ib4 mods correct this mistake

>>386233527
Bettin 12 posts before someone posts tranny shit

>>386234396
... well tranny shit was referenced. technical victory.

>>386234117
>not liking both
you fucking fag=

Used to play dragons crown with my ex. She was the sorceress.

My fiancee is a normie and pretty hood, so she doesn't play vidya, but we beat double dragon neon together and she plays Faust in guilty gear.

used to have internet gf
played tons of minecraft together
judging by her voice she was probably girl(male)
one day she just disappeared
wasn't very upset about it

>>386233527
post your gf or we'lll automatically assume she's fat as fuck and/or ugly as shit

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These threads give me hope, because they make me realize if other /v/irgins can get a girlfriend then so can I

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>>386239013
okay, but just this ones so we can keep on topic.

>>386233527
League of Legends and some casual games.
Only games she plays is League of Legends and the rest she plays are normie singleplayer games

>>386239048

Just have interests outside of vidya or be really funny.

My gf hates all the vidya I normally play. She likes when I play jrpgs and games with story that she can watch, but I don't play them often. Her favorite games are shit like animal crossing and harvest moon and rune factory.

I bought her Stardew Valley for her birthday and she's put almost 120 hours into it in the past w weeks.

>>386239280
>Just have interests outside of vidya

Literally impossible. Does anime count?

>>386239280
Does watching movies/tv/anime count as a hobby?

>>386233527
Fuck off to facebook or /vg/ you retarded, baiting newfag.

>>386239381

Sometimes. Music is easymodo. Teach yourself how to cook. Bitches love food.

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>having a gf
Literally asking to be cucked, women are shallow too.

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>>386239381
>>386239415
Not him but as long as you watch anime you won't get a gf, at least one that's not a shut in loser that you yourself will get sick off. Trust me, it's not fun to have a gf that is a beta pushover who can't form an opinion for themselves.
Read self help books, etc. Basically just apply yourself and in time if you have put in the effort you will see results

My boyfriend is a huge faggot, he's always telling me to play shit like undertale and Lisa and other meme narrative driven crap.
How can I make him understand that all I care about is gameplay.

>>386239583
He has no taste.

The only reasonable solution is to cuck him as punishment

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>>386233527

>>386233527
Mine finished one of the expansions for The Talos Principle and now started the Witcher 1 (played 3 first) along with Watchdogs 2.

We played N64 and SNES games together, also Diablo 2, but together usually only boardgames lately.

>>386239639
I guess I have no other option. Time to find Jamal.

>>386239545
and trust me when I say dont listen to this retard.

Me and my gf are both weaboos, and she's currently working to take over her family business.

fucking bitch wanted to buy an erwin figurine that fucking costs 200$ couldnt stop her cause she has the money

>>386239545
Well, maybe because I only watched a handful of animes, but I rewatched some with her, like DeathNote, and she picked up some manga by herself later on. I guess if you treat anime as any other thing you like and don't go full weeb, you can get other people interested in it.

>>386239814
>currently working to take over her family business
could mean anything

>>386239814
>>386239852
I've never met or seen a girl irl or internet into anime that wasn't balls deep and a complete crackpot

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>>386239545

This. Having shit to do like a job or school also helps widen the pool. I know fuck all about how to dress, but am with a fashion hobbyist. You really just never know who you'll meet. Just don't adopt shit for the sole purpose of getting a gf. You'll be miserable and it won't work.

>>386235269
Less intelligent people who don't even understand the original premise and reason for its existence are making them.

>>386240017

The weeb girls that I met are either shutins or whores with issues.

>>386240017
As in she's working management right now in their corporation because she's literally the only one has a business degree in her family.

I met her in college, if its give you any consideration. I'd stay away from the ones that goes into conventions

>>386234901
>tfw no footjob bf

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>>386236214
Man, I was banned last week for reporting a tranny infested d2g thread. Like what the fuck?

>>386233527
She really likes Last of us, Bioshock, Batman Arkham games, Dishonored. We don't really play together due to lack of couch coop support but I still watch and she does too when I play

Sex is excellent nonetheless

>>386239013

I don't think she would appreciate me posting pictures of her cosplaying as Callie Bridge.

>>386234203
>if OW was't PG12 this doctor would actually be a pornstar
I forgot about all those M.D.s that left their jobs to perform for Brazzers.

my gf doesn't play videogames because she's attractive and not a mentally ill attention whore

Mine is playing Phoenix Wright atm. She cries when we play together because she can't keep up with this stud :^)

>>386240017
you seem bitter

>>386240696
>using "is" and "its" on a plural
are and their, damn it

>>386233527
Mine plays fgs but either gets rekt or letwins.

>>386241775
If OW was PG18 and Mercy was a canon whore it would be a much better game.

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Honestly how the hell are you supposed to talk to women? Even below average/fat girls treat me like shit or ignore me completely and are instantly repulsed when I try to talk to them about anything.

I didn't play a ton of games whenever my ex came over with the exception of stuff like kingdom hearts. She did play games but, it never entered into our sex life except for the one time she blew me during the final challenge mission in Vanquish.

She actually bought me a PS4 with over $900 in games and addons.

Then she cheated on me and I broke up with her. Don't really play the ps4 much since I built a PC. Now I'm just happy to be alone and not have to answer a million of her inane fucking questions.

Always wear protection kids. If I knocked her up I probably would have shot myself by now.

>>386240642
what do boy footjobs feel like?

>>386243147
Wait a few years when the desperation kicks in and they look themselves in the mirror with disgust and contempt as they realize the dream of marrying a rich, tall, and handsome chad is not happening and their biological clock starts ticking. You'll swoon right in and give them the stale, boring, life they never dreamed of and you'll both contemplate in misery together, and down the line try to have children to try to save the relationship and then you'll die, bitter, alone and unfulfilled wondering where the time went.

>>386233527
I play with my girlfriends son, sometimes even with Tyrone if she allows me to.

>>386236214
That's what you get for trying to spread your heretical propaganda infidel.

>>386236214
I got a week long global ban for posting for what barely classifies as a gore webm on /gif/

Mods are fickle creatures

>>386243736
Better since they're not ice cold

Gaming with my girl has been pretty rough, she easily gets mad, thinks everything, even co-op games are competitive. She was never interested in games, still isn't, but she tries to play them as she knows I like them a lot, but that means she is pretty terrible at them. That wouldn't be a problem, if she wouldn't get psychotic and start screaming and yelling at the screen very easily. We ended up in more than one argument over her behavior when she tries to play vidya.

The only games she didn't get angry at for sucking were Telltale games. She loved the shit out of Wolf Among Us. That's the best gf game.

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I do not understand this thread but I will post a cute Fuuka anyway.

>>386247570
not only is that anime uncanny valley abomination anything but cute, ever it's name is disgusting. Fuuka. What the fuck?

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>>386246818
girl feet are cold?

>>386247570
>frown in thumbnail
>smile when click
how?

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anything she wants to play , i love her. We have been married for 3 years. I wish i could spend everyday next to her. Shes so great! She like anime , vidya , and traveling! call me a normie but she makes life so much better.

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>>386236214
I got banned for making a Pure Pwnage nostalgia thread.

>>386247847
Women have worse circulation to the extremities. That and being smaller in general is why they're always fucking cold.

>>386248981
What is Jarett doing these days, anyway?

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>>386246818
Guy feet look gross and square and rough unlike girl feet though.

>>386239415
>>386239381
anime counts, but you will attract the worst potable beings that way. Imagine being in a relationship with a sloppy female NEET that more likely than not has huge emotional issues you have to help with.

I say this because I'm a male version of that and I get sick of my own shit regularly.

>>386249135
don't forget guy feet tend to be hairy.
>>386249103
no clue. Didn't they make a movie or something?

>>386233527
>reward with a thighfuck
But the thigh fuck isn't even pleasurable for her. Shit reward desu.

>>386233527

Recently we have been playing splatoon togheter.
We usually combine vidya and sex with bdsm activities, it works great togheter.

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>>386233527
>What vidya do you play with your gf?
PSO2, ARK are the two games currently.
>Does she even play vidya?
Redundant?
>Does vidya influence your sex life?
No, but pen-n-paper gaming does. She drips after a game. She is a fantasy-freak, I swear.

My wife plays a lot of Switch games. She like Blizzard too, Overwatch and Diablo 3 mainly. She likes to watch turn based games like XCOM which I always found weird.

>>386249038
i wanna warm them up! :3

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>>386247950
Fuuka magic

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I just want someone to cuddle with /v/

>>386252131
get a cat, no emotional drama with a cat.

>>386233527
post more mercy feet

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>>386253086

I respectfully disagree, anon.

>>386247739
Fuuk a (You)

>>386233527
Doom 1/2, Blood, Diablo II, Age of Mythology, the Atelier and Tales of series and a few dalliances with some facebook MMOs in the vein of Castle Crush or whatever it's called. She's currently wanting a new Diablo-like, but PoE and Torchlight 2 didn't scratch that itch. I
m trying to get her to give Grim Dawn a try.

>>386251184
I was expecting her to frown when clicked
I'm dissappointed now

play monhun with gf
good to have a reliable hunting buddy
mp is balanced for 2 players anyway

>>386233527
My gf plays a good amount of vidya but we rarely ever play anything together bc to be honest she's a bad sport. Also, we're just in to different stuff.

/v/ really needs to drop the meme that having a vidya playing GF is even something special at this point. It's not.

>>386252131
cuddle with me
just for fun haha
>>386253086
cats are shit

>>386248981
What is this from? It looks like what Stong Bad would be if it was live action

>>386243823
Who hurt you anon?

>>386256920
>never heard of pure pwnage
you must be 38 yo to post on this board