grimoire

>>386229318
>>no one gives a shit anymore about it
bait

>>386229318
>>no one gives a shit anymore about it
A thread with 500+ replies just died a minute ago. Kill yourself you autistic sape.

>>386229318
Perhaps everyone is playing the masterpiece that is the game instead of posting about it dumb sape

>>386229318
Still haven't found a download of a version that'll let me change its window size.

redditors are too stupid to actually play it

>>386229318
>20 years of development
>game is a buggy unplayable mess
I bet it wasn't even 20 days of development

Did anyone figure out what all the stats do?

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>it's actually out
>Clive Barkmore fucking delivered

what in the everloving fuck, did I just switch dimensions
when exactly did he release?

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>did Cleve wasted 20 hours for nothing but a few hours of shitposting?
>wasted 20 hours

Your trolling is terrible and so is your english. Typical shitposting eurocuck sape.

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Never pay for meme games, by the way.

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>>386229820
i just woke up, I obviously meant days
give a sape a break will you?

>>386229630
Cleve said he will release the manual soon so everybody actually knows how to play. Which means 20 years of more waiting.

>>386229318
?SHITPOSTER?

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>>386229318
Everybody is playing and having fun. Good to see a reasonable price btw.

serious talk though the game is legitimately pretty good

It definitely feels like something one person took 20 years on though

there are huge design blindspots that anyone else would have caught instantly, but everything else is remarkably detailed

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FUCKING RIP

>>386229709
Yesterday.

>>386229318
>art direction all over the place
>big but empty world
>interface is shit even for the genre
>inconsistent character creation
>no documentation on anything
Compared to other, cheaper alternatives on GOG, this is just sad, considering the development time.

>>386229416
>masterpiece

>>386230316
That's barely a fraction of the people in the last thread and the RPG codex thread combined. Why did all you sapes betray Cleve?

>>386229318
>>386230316
Baxander, is that you again?

>>386230316
>a niche game in a niche genre which wasn't advertised at all to the masses is getting ~100 concurrent players
That's pretty damn good, you know. Even if we assume that those 100 players are all the same players (as opposed to being replaced as the day goes on), that's still $3000 in Cleve's bank account after one day. If what he says is true, and he actually has 1k+ sales, I think he's damn happy with even this limited amount of success.

>>386230439
>he hasn't reached maximum incline

>>386229453
The version you are looking for is on steam.

Cleve never should've released against a japanese dungeon crawler rpg. Grimoire lacks waifus despite being 25 years in development.

>>386229318
Except for constant threads since released.

>>386230483
Id say thats poor for 20+ years in dev. I mean this wasn't a business project but still...

>>386230453
$40 is too much for a laugh. Maybe $10.

>>386230423
One person doing something for 20 years won't improve it past a certain point. There's only so much you can do by yourself. You need perspective to improve something, and you can't get perspective if you only have one point of view.

Games get better as their developers make more games, not better or longer games. It is about experience.

>>386229820
The game sure looks like he didn't spend more than 20 hours developing it.

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>>386230483
Keep telling that to yourself cleve
100 sales * 40 = $4000
Valve takes half of the cut
that's $2000 earned for 20 YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
>mfw

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It's pretty mediocre. The novelty and the shitposting wore off.

>>386230047
Didn't he say just yesterday that the price was never ever going to be less than 20 bucks?

>>386230630
Well it depends really, DF has been in development for quite some time and it's already a good game, and it's going to be in development another 20 years, and I can only see it getting better.

>>386230578
If he's telling the truth, and he made $30k in the first day? With sales still on an upwards trend? That's pretty decent.

You're right, though. If you look at it in terms of the time period, it is really poor - $1500 a year? Pathetic. You just can't look at it like that. That time is gone and wasted. Where Cleve is sitting, he didn't make $30k for 20 years of work. He made something that took 20 years to make, and now people have given him $30k. It's not spread out. It's all at once. He didn't make $1500 per year, he just made $30k in one day. There's a subtle but important difference there.

>>386230667
>Keep telling that to yourself cleve
Are you okay, man? You're buying into your own shitposting at this point.

>Valve takes half of the cut
Last I checked, it was 30%.

>>386229318
>40$ for this
are you fucking serious?

>>386229318
Honestly it's just disappointing. Not good enough to praise but not bad enough to shitpost.

>>386230770
DF has been getting regular patches, though. That's different. Updates are like little miniature games in and of themselves. You can look at them as discrete entities, learn from your mistakes, improve.

DF wouldn't be nearly as good if it had been in development up until today and then suddenly released.

>>386230872
are you seriosly believing that thal's lies?
He didn't make 30k, if so then where are all the players?

>>386230982
I just bought it to have it. I'm sure there are plenty more

>>386231007
yeah, you and about hundred other people

>>386230047
>After what is likely an opening discount, Grimoire will never be discounted or put on sale ever again. You will never see Grimoire sold for $15 but in 8 years you might see it down to $20. In the meantime, I guess you won't be playing this game if you're not respectful enough to pay what it is worth as product.
lol

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>>386231085
>thousand copies

how do i pirate the newest version

all I can find is the demo

>>386231206
tpb

This is so boring. Does it get any better?

>>386231241
there's only one torrent and its not up to date.

>>386230047
>>386231092
This ain't real though.

>>386231241

Is this that vaporware game that rpgcodex was jizzing over for years? The one that was supposed to save RPG's?

>>386231092
>he deleted the steam thread in which he said this
Fucking Clive, bet it's going to be on sale in two weeks

>>386231315
That sure sounds like it

>>386231206
Just buy it. I didn't play Wizardy, but i respect a person's work.

>>386231301
It is real

>>386231085
Did anyone expect Cleve to stop being a pathological liar just because he pushed his game out?

>>386230982
>if so then where are all the players?
You understand that 100% of a game's userbase doesn't play it at the same time, right?

Hell, this may shock you, but the majority of games purchased on Steam have never been played.

>that thal's lies?
Are you just an autist too? Is that what's going on? You are Cleve's rival in autism and you have both actually bought into this weird caveman thing?

>>386230890
There's no market in pandering to morons. I wouldn't want to make that kind of money.

Grimoire is an elite game that is unlike anything else up on the Steam store. I defy you to find anything like it in the thousands of games listed. I defy you to find a game like it on the planet. It's not even a Wizardry clone really - it's everything Wizardry should have been but never was.

I'm not competing with Sir-Tech any more. Amongst other reasons, they went bankrupt 17 years ago.

I'm not competing with anybody. Grimoire is the pinnacle of the peak of the summit of the incline. I could probably get 99.95 from a lot of people but I don't want to limit it just to the very elect of RPG players. I made a compromise and and priced it somewhere just under current AAA titles. The truth is there is not an AAA title you could buy nowadays that deserves to crawl up on a high chair and plant a kiss in the crack of Grimoire's ass when it comes to enjoyment, immersion and wonderful escape.

I say all this with confidence because I have been playing my game 12 hours a day for two months and I can assure you there has never been anything like it in all of recorded human history. It's the greatest thing ever to emerge from that genre. The fact is, people who enjoy that genre are considering it cheap at that price. If you are not a connoisseur of the genre then why would I amend anything in it to appeal to you? It's like saying Mozart needed more cowbell.

Trust what I am saying. Those of you who played the demo and got the scent of greatness will know the full game has achieved it. For whatever it lacks it has much more in abundance.

I was just playing Kublai Cathedral to check all the logic and was almost weeping tears of joy at how wonderfully told the story of everything is in the game. I had forgotten a lot of it and it was like reading the work of someone else.

>>386231358
Where are you from? I only get it in 33 euros.

>>386231390
>>>/r/eddit
leave sape and never return

>>386230047
Which country?

>>386231409
U-crane

>>386230890
You always sell niche products at a premium. You aren't going to attract any more buyers by lowering the cost. At least, not enough to be worthwhile. Can you honestly say that if he halved the cost he'd have more than twice as many buyers? I doubt that there are even that many people who know the game exists.

You ALWAYS sell niche products at a premium.

>>386231440
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>>386231443

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>>386230890

>>386231419
See now you're just flip-flopping. First you insulted Cleve for being a "thal", now you're calling me a "sape".

What are you, then, a dinosaur? Oh, fuck, am I talking to a birb right now?

>>386230047
what is this

Steam says it's 35,99.

>>386231540
kill yourself
seriously

>>386231531
>I don't know how to do business and I want my product to die before it comes out.

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>>386231092
>I guess you won't be playing this game if you're not respectful enough to pay what it is worth as product.
What a fucktard

>>386230872

Wrong, the fact that he invested 20 years = time invested. Thus; time invested / current units sold = total income. The keyword is investment, something that you took out of your calculation.

>>386231406
I hope the writing in Grimoire is in the same league as Cleve's shitposting.

>This game is not shovelware. It's not a casual game. It's not trying to appeal to a wider audience to make more money by dumbing down to lowest common denominator. Coming from a society that has dumbed down everything to cater to them since the day they were born, many newbs will wonder what the fuss is all about. Grimoire is for elite connoisseurs of computer roleplaying games with very refined tastes. If you don't think a game like Grimoire is worth $1000, much less $40 then you probably are not a fan of these kinds of games. You are welcome to look on the Steam store, on GOG, on Humble Bundle or anywhere on the internet to find a similar game. You won't find it because it doesn't exist. Even the Wizardry titles are just pale shadows of Grimoire now, they are forerunners but Grimoire gets it all right. Grimoire is the gold standard for these sorts of games. People who believe this was going to be just another blobber will discover they were sorely mistaken. Grimoire is the first and possibly last game of this calibre, at least until Grimoire II arrives.

>P.S. After what is likely an opening discount, Grimoire will never be discounted or put on sale ever again. You will never see Grimoire sold for $15 but in 8 years you might see it down to $20. In the meantime, I guess you won't be playing this game if you're not respectful enough to pay what it is worth as product. I am amazed at the shovelware people pay $50 for without thinking but believe because Grimoire has an old fashioned aesthetic it must be worth less that those titles. Neanderthals have an older aesthetic too ... 300 pounds of muscle, six foot tall with an 1800 cc brain and the ability to see in the dark. I don't know that this implies they were inferior to modern people.

>>386231587
He actually deleted this in the Steam discussion so expect him to go full damage control on it.

>>386231570
You gotta live in 'thal country to have a special price

>>386231390
It doesn't matter what you say. Steamspy confirms that Grimoire has 0 owners. Literally no one bought your meme game.

>>386231531
You know, I honestly like Cleve's attitude. It's refreshing. Everything he says is pure bullshit, but at least it's obvious bullshit. At least he's obnoxious and funny about it.

Compare that to any AAA developer today, or even the politely-restrained behaviour of good AA developers. Sometimes, you just want to see someone exaggerate the crap out of their game. Why isn't anyone ever willing to put it out there and say "this is the best fucking game ever"?

>>386231570
Steam usually lowers prices for games in the third world as they wouldn't sell there otherwise

>>386229453
https://mega.nz/#!lSQVAIhT!CCyqT5H9PvEoR0F4gvrbPEEW10pjvTBLSB2Ur545uvo

latest version if anyone is still looking

>>386231605
Unfortunately, it very much isn't. It's the most generic RPG writing you can think of.

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>tfw too pleb and/or a brainlet to play this,

I tried playing legend of grimrock a few times and gave up because it was pretty difficult, does this have a steep learning curve? can I eventually get good at this?

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>>386231443
Well hello, fellow khokhol. How do you like XCOM 2 expac costing as much as the base game on launch?

>>386230951
Ah, I undestand what you're saying now.

>>386230423
>no documentation on anything
This is a giant oversight. Who is supposed to spend hundreds of hours acclimating to the stats and systems governing this game with nothing but trial, error and dumb luck? That is absurd. An excellent way to your game gets dumped fast.

>inb4 some neanderthals hooting and circlejerking

As a child with nothing to do and hours to kill I'll allow that some boneheads Forest Gump'ed their way through a Wizardry or two, but the intelligent among us primed their understanding with the information in the manual and tread a more graceful path through the games.

I find it really hard to believe that the developer, as fond as he is of the bullshit he writes, worked for 20+ years on full length 600 hour game and recorded nothing in the way of simple mechanic or stat descriptions. Not that I could stand reading it were it laid down in Cleve's usual conceited style.

>>386229912
What site is that

>>386231742
I honestly can't comprehend what kind of fag you need to be to steal from pure hearted autist who put his heart in a game spanning 20 years of development

>>386231742
Thanks, my dude!

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>>386231742
What is this?

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>>386231701
hmm

>>386231790
Don't use national slur please. As for your question, i feel nothing because i don't play vidya.

>>386231848
Cleve is an insufferable faggot so I'm happy to steal from him and will promote piracy in every Grimoire thread as to hurt his game's sale's

>>386231848

The kind of a fag that doesn't want to enable the delusions of an autist and throw away 40 buckaroos doing so unless the game actually turns out personally enjoyable

>>386231742
still black screens when I try to set to scale to window size.

>>386231595
Again, there's a difference between "$1500 per year of development" and "$30k on the first day of the game's release".

Cleve did not get $1500 per year for his time. He got $0 per year for his time. He is only now getting any actual benefit out of it. But for 20 years, he wasn't making anything. I expect that Cleve is ecstatic to be making any money at all, after 20 years of nothing.

I'm not saying that it was a good time investment. I'm not even saying that it's very much money. I'm saying that Cleve most likely appreciates it nonetheless.

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>>386231742

>>386231848
Look, man. If you've got the 40 bucks to spend on this novelty RPG that came straight out of 97, good for you, but you're on /v/, crying about piracy is making you look like a pretty big bitch.

>>386231915
I'm so sorry anon. Let me guess, Venezuela?

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>>386231915
masaka!

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>>386231916

>>386231776
Sorry but only the truest of intellectuals can play this game, sapes stay far away.

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Holy shit, I fucking did it. It only took me 6+ hours of attempts. This fight is only in the first few hours of the game and it feels like I just gone through the finale of most RPGs with all the shit I had to pull.

>>386231776
Grimrock is as casualized and simple as this genre gets, if you thought that was difficult and too complicated there is no point in even downloading Grimoire.

>>386231951
Ok, but buy it if you find it enjoyable, please

>>386231928
But he provided not only a game, but 20 years of entertainment for you. He is also endangered species, don't be ?RUDE CHAP?. With my high skill i can identify a good person in you.

>>386229318
I loved the super demo that came out a few years ago. Not sure about having to repeat that section though

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>>386232020
If I'd get that much of my hobbies I'd be more than happy. My hobbies costs me money rather than bring any income.

>>386231531
Neanderthal were almost a foot shorter than homo sapiens and they had stubby legs. There is also no evidence they ever created art or were even capable of symbolic thinking. They had no written language and the only evidence that exists that they had a spoken language or were even capable of speech is that they some how interacted with homo sapiens.

>>386232130
There's a lot of differences to the demo and you can always start in one of the 5(?) different starting areas.

>>386232092
It may not be the most hardcore game ever but it serves its purpose as an entry point into the dungeon crawler genre.

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>>386232091
Kudos to you, anon.

>>386231531
>implying I won't pirate it without a moment's hesitation

>>386232028
Shut the fuck up. I am A-ok with triple ayy piracy, but Cleve deserves 40$ for this circus.

Quickest return I've ever done.
Almost fell for another "it's really good" /v/ meme.

>>386232201
No, he doesn't. He doesn't deserve my 40 bucks, anyways.

Get fucked Cleve.

>>386231915
N-NANI?! My crane style has been beaten?

>>386232091
You could have chosen a different starting area, you know.

>>386232020

True, but he's probably more ecstatic about the fact that it's finally finished. Like a painter finishing an artwork.

>>386232171
It does, it's a pretty fun game. If you think Grimrock is too hard there is absolutely no chance in hell you'll ever get more than a couple minutes into something like Grimoire that requires some getting used to even for genre veterans and will take you from behind with a barbed cock every couple minutes

>>386232020
Don't forget he got 10k from indiegogo a while ago too

>>386230890
niche games cruel reality.

>>386232201
This. It's one thing stealing from a greedy corporation that fucks over everyone, from its customers to its employees. But stealing from a person, one man with obvious disabilities is fucking low. You have to have at least some sort of psychopathy to do this.

>>386232257
2nd play through anon

>>386232356
>>386232201
t. Cleve

>>386232240
?SCUMBAG?

>>386230667
20 years of development? Do you you think he worked full time for 20 years for this? He held full time jobs all this time, he has a family, a nuclear shelter building hobby, a blog, and an illustrious shitposting career. If you add up all the time he actually spent on the game, it wouldn't add up to more than two years of working full time

you are just an asshole

>>386232091
did it kill two party members

Also why is morgana's in green

>>386232257
I was under the impression that the Shrine was already one of the easier starting areas. Also, I already invested 5 or so hours in the game exploring the Shrine and Aquavia, I didn't know the Green Hand Gang would still be this difficult even after everyone in my party has advanced to level 2.

>>386231531
If i ever make a game I will hire this man for the sole purpose of announcing updates and news.

>>386231595
>Wrong, the fact that he invested 20 years = time invested

stupid asshole, he invested these 20 years on full time jobs, a family, a nuclear shelter building hobby, shitposting on the internet

do you think he had that much full time left for making a game? If you sum up all the time he invested in this it would amount to something risible. You make it sound like he spent 20 years working full time on this game. You are afucking piece of shit

>>386232091
Only two magic users? Goold luck with that.

>>386232423
>>386232524
you sound pretty upset Cleve

>>386232410
Not a Cleve, but i am fellow neanderthal myself. His story touched my heart on a deep level, far deeper the even Neon Genesis Evangelion. The man have an iron will, i can't even imagine how happy and fulfilled he now feels, after relieving of this weight and toxins of non believers. I don't want this day be darkened for him by low sales and players.

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Anyone notice how THICC Cleve is? I would like to rub my blobber all over that big, soft ass. I would restrain him by his fanny pack and work my finger over his thin lips until he accepted it inside his mouth. Then I would remove his jeans and tight, white traditional underwear. He would resist at first but after whispering soft reassurances regarding the neanderthal dna I would deposit between those enormous, quivering white buns, he'd surely accept. "Golden b-baby rising?" he would ask closing his eyes, "Incline." I reply, covering his mouth with my hand.

>>386232762
?LEWD?

Loved Grimrock and this game looks pretty fun. Gonna pick it up within the next few months when I actually have time to play it.

>>386229318
this game looks like digitalized autism

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>>386231531
>Grimoire II
Post yfw

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>>386232762

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>>386232867
-> >>386231406
i rest my case

speaking of meme builds, I found an unique that buffed my unarmed attack. Kind of a wasted unique desu
Is it even possible to make an unarmed build?

>>386232943
Is that animal okay?
Seriously, it looks like something ran it over and i'm worried

>>386232943
where can I get a pet pancake

>Cleve sold 1000 copies of this
Well congrats my friend that's more than I thought, surprisingly it's actually a good game though

>>386233057
woops, wrong thread

>>386231595
Just finished the game, AMA

>>386232867
yes it's so genuine

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Why do so many people follow this scum and his game?
Were they really waiting for this since 1997?

>>386232943
is he ok?

i'd buy it for twenny bucks
forty though i mean come on

>>386233121
REMASTERED SUPER DEMO CONFIRMED

>>386233153
Why are so many people so buttflustered by this game? We're having fun, fuck off.

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>>386229709
>It's selling well
>getting positive reviews

>>386233057
There is martial arts you can learn for unarmed combat, Iron Hand in the Abandoned Alien Mothership for example. Haven't really messed around with it yet so no idea how good they are, but they exist.

>>386233082
Looks like a gerbil. Many rodents can squish their bodies almost however, that's why they can get under doors and that stuff. As long as their head gets through, which is also a bit flexible, the rest can as well. I had a couple of gerbils when a little kid, and they could get through almost anything.

>>386233082
rodents are weird. They can flatten way more than you'd expect them to.

>>386233121
why lie on the internet?

>>386230872
Ha claimed to have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars developing this game, 250k IIRC.

>>386229709
B E R E N S T Æ I N B E A R S

>>386233153
Hes a living meme from rpgcodex, a mix of /b/pol/v/ that sometimes talks about rpg´s

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>>386230872
30k is not that much, that gay otome that used to get shilled here by SJWs and faggots a couple of weeks ago made like 900k during its first week

>>386232524

Only an autist like you would read what i said like hurrrdurr the guy spend 20 year behind his computer. Dumb shit hahahaha

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>>386231406

>>386233356
Probably music, art assets and what not. He has also probably added pay for every hour he has worked on it into that calculation. Also, the guy is building fucking bunkers as a hobby, I think he can take it.

>>386233362
NANI

>>386233356
He also developed this game as a hobby while working real jobs, as gamedev should be. This game is from the heart not the wallet

>>386233394
People tend to not be good at predicting future.
I mean, wasn't one of the first movies about travelling Moon the one that involved people being shot via cannon to the Moon?

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I am literally crying.

really in doubt about playing this. On one hand, I loved the super demo. On the other hand, not sure I want to spend my summer with something so autistic. Mmmmh what should I do?

>>386233394
Gays are desperate to be accepted by the video game community and VNs are catching on as the casual audience grows. There aren't many of us RPG curmudgeons anymore these days

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>>386233448
>This game is from the heart

>>386229318
How do I tell if something is cursed?
How do I remove the curse?

>>386233487
Is that Dark Souls?

>>386233479
I'm pretty sure that one was a comedy

>>386231358
>Just buy it
end your life

>>386233552
But is is. And learn to 4chan please. Welcome.

>>386233557
Don't just randomly equip shit that looks fishy and isn't properly assayed. Only way to remove curses I found so far is by using Holy Water, which seems to be rare as fuck.

>>386233487
>"ancient prophecy"
>"you wake up and you dont remember anything at all"

Bravo Cleve.

>>386233531
If you loved the superdemo then play it. If you don't want to play it right now, wait. That's all I can say. It's fun

>>386233557
You constantly save. I have no clue how to see if something is cursed but there is a mask and a bone dagger that are cursed in the first dungeon so watch out for that

>>386231847
Plain old PirateBay.

>>386233487
>all these spaces between ellipsis
I don't think that's how they work.

>>386230316
Isnt that the faggot who.got triggered because a streamer did a joke and he got all pussy remembering that his roommate kicked his chest as the lil pussy bitch ass nigga he is? kek

>>386233615
you first poorboi

>>386233651
it's from 1995 buddy

>>386233669
I knew they were cursed, but even with the identify spell and decent enough assay it couldn't detect the curse at all. Damn Neanderthal adding tricky items to trick my sape brain.

>>386229912
>43.82 MiB
seems legit

>>386233615
Get a job fag. You won't be worried about buying something occasionally and you'll enjoy video games more.

>>386233721
haha yes that's him. probably still shaking

>>386233750
1$ per Mo.

Excuse me, the fuck is this?

>>386230316
Do you really need to even shill PUBG here? Stick to your daily threads faggot the game has nothing to do with this thread

>>386233615
How fucking deranged are you, that only mentioning of buying something get this response of you? Do you live at junkyard and survive by scavenging? Grow up, sweetie.

>>386233784
read. we ain't gonna spoon feed you, fucking get a grip of yourself.

Anyone else can confirm if creating a vampire character breaks the character creator? At first I thought it just didn't want to save anything after slot 13, but I reinstalled, removed all the default characters and tried to make a vampire necromancer off the bat. Now it doesnt' save any characters at all.

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>>386233531
You can get similar gameplay in a way less fucked up game. There are lots of great FPTBDCIWYEPIOASTes you could try.

>>386233849
I don't see any mention to its gameplay or anything on the game itself, it's all about surprise and mocking its creator.

>>386233895
YOU HAVE BEEN CLEAVED

>>386229416
http://steamcharts.com/app/650670
I didn't realize less than a hundred people visit 4chan but hey, I'm sure more people will play it when the price drops or it goes on sale.

Oh wait.

>>386233895
I have a vamphyr character and it didn't break anything. It was my 3rd character so i'm sure creator works.

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>>386233895
Cleve the Maestro of coding.

>>386233957
you don't have to confine yourself to this thread. google it, watch some on twitch, youtube, steam, what ever. how do you even get out of bed in the mornings?

>>386233531
Bro you gave alot of games in the genre to play, many of them masterpieces in vidya history. This game is just meme stuff.

>>386234054
My mommy helps me (:

>>386234054
I browse on the phone in bed and get up around midday if you are curious, I thought we'd talk videogames here.

>>386233726
>>386233758
>>386233843
fuck off shills, the game isn't even worth torrenting

>>386234110
well as you can see from the OP, this is just a bait thread. Better go elsewhere if you want discussion

>>386233957
The kind of people that can discuss gameplay have bought the game and are actually playing. The ones left are mentally ill scavengers that are sharing dolphin porn and shtposting. Poor sapes, you aren't one, are you?

>>386232356
>one man with obvious disabilities
What disabilities?

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>>386233726
>>386233758
>>386233843

>>386233895
>a vampire necromancer off the bat

tee hee hee

>>386234029
Me too. I made a vamphyre necromancer. Infact its in the Weirdos team in the copy I uploaded. (I think I called him Nosferatu)

>>386234069
you mean dungeon crawlers\teamsters\blobbers? How many are playable with no hassles on windows 7?

>>386234140
>being this butthurt
why?

>All these sapes

Not even subtle

Are there any good youtube videos of gameplay for this game?

>>386229470
ha you can tell by the sape reviews and general sapery steaming from plebbit comments regarding this bigly Incline of a game, mods have a great chance here to permaban and save /v/ not even joking

>>386234178
WHOAAA you showed everyone! So bad ass and cool haha fuck I wish I was cool enough to pirate

>>386234178
>Version 1.0
>windowed
FUCKING FAKE

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>>386232762

>>386234175
The main disability is to release a game on schedule

>>386234190
A pretty strong class i must say. Really good debuffs with cc. Even in daylight.

>>386234267
it's real anon

>>386234241
Idk about YouTube but there were twitch streams yesterday

>>386234315
Then fucking tell me how!

>>386234192
Legend of Grimrock 1&2 is the perfect place to start if you are completly new to it.

>>386234241
twitch /retrogradetom

this dude was playing grime wire yesterday

>>386232356
To be fair the game does have a sound clip ripped straight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. (Triggers when you run away from a fight)

I dont think Cleve has 100% thought through the legalities of releasing his game.

This seems a bit like another Limbo of the Lost. Could be pulled from sale at any time really. Probably tons of ripped off stuff in there or things he's put in that has expired rights.

>>386230453
>33,29€
I remember paying $3 for bundle with Legend of Grimrock.

>>386234192
Just use dosbox and a VM with XP (to play games like M&M 6 or/and Wizardry 8 (which completes the trilogy from the 6 game)

>>386233115
Were you trying to post in a PoE thread?

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>>386231605
>writing

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>>386234178
>casual
>anime

>>386234192
All of them with DOSBox and FS-UAE.

>>386234267
The file version of the exe is what matters.

hence why this one is up to date.
>>386231742

>>386234267
are you this stupid or just trolling? are you too dumb to configure settings? i'm also running windowed fucking kids i swear

>>386234241
There's very few since the game just came out. This one gave me a chuckle though, fair warning these retards didn't know how to play crawlers at all either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPuR3ki0NkQ

>>386234029
Well fuck looks like I've got my very own bug, then. I can live without vampires

>>386234314
Poison is an excellent early game spell. IF you can drag a hard fight out.
Some harder enemies will take loads of damage from crippling poison. (The bandits that resist sleep are still vulnerable to poison)

Sleep and Blindness however is probably better for minimising damage.

>>386234351
I am not completely new to it. I played eye of the beholder way back then, on the amiga

I played grimrock demo a few years ago and I didn't like it that much. Grimoire superdemo, when it came out, I loved it.

I was thinking about trying old school stuff. Some of the older games look beautiful in a dated way, but I have no idea if they are accessible. And by accessible I don't mean easy and casual, I mean actually playable, especially on a modern machine

>>386234263
t. dev

don't OD on those antidepressants my dude

>>386234526
t. SA drone

don't choke on those tears because you can't generate enough negative reviews

>>386234443
If that one is version 1.2.0.1 then it doesn't work
it still won't scale to window

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>overall: mostly positive

The madman has done it.

>in development for 24 years
>out for 24 hours
>125 players at peak
>made 4k AUD at most
Blunder of the century?

>>386234373
>Could be pulled from sale at any time really. Probably tons of ripped off stuff in there or things he's put in that has expired rights.

I have exactly the same feeling.

>>386234476
Brain Rot makes enemies fight each other (affected will attack his allies). This made Green Hands piss easy because they just fought themselves. Not to mention thath witchraft hex makes enemies pass turns (they don't take poison dmg then but it works on bosses!).

>>386234520
Might and Magic would be my recommendation.

3, 4&5 (worlds of Xeen), and 6 for sure.
7 and 8 are ok. Avoid IX.
1 and 2 are pretty outdated. (Though they do have a graphic upgraded console versions. Either SNES or Megadrive)

Then maybe look into Dungeon Master and its sequel.

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>>386234430
Should be tagged early access

Why are half the posts in these grimoire threads copy pasted from gaming forums?

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>>386234430
sape don't play

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>>386234520
most of them, the games are pretty simple so the developers didn't have a lot of ways to fuck up the ui or anything

How the fuck do you even play this shit? This is literally unplayable without instructions.

>>386234410
yes

>>386234772
This image somehow gets worse every time it gets posted.

>>386234802
Figuring stuff out is part of the fun, like when a new souls game comes out

>>386234802
Save&load often. Learn from your mistakes and you will figure the game out. Trial and error is the theme in this game.

>>386234772
>/v/'s
get that blobber out of your ass and post the actual official version -- oh, wait... Anon already did >>386233942

>>386234802
People with brains are capable of observing things that happen and figuring out how everything works from that. Don't project how sapes of your generation have devolved to not have a brain onto everyone else.

>you have to instruct every single party member even if it would take a single action to finish the fight
Seriously Clive?

>no more grimwah shitposting threads
it was good fun, lads
see you in scam shitizen threads for the next 20 years

>>386234918
is not bad is just too basic and simple

>>386234383
there's wizardry games on steam, are they stand alone or do you still need dosbox to play them? They sell them for like 5 bucks each

Is this game the Dark Souls of Dungeon Crawlers?

>>386234965
Devs with brains are also capable of making games that aren't a fucking mess if you don't know how to play.

>>386235020
There's not too much wrong with it if you treat it as a basic introduction to this type of game and not a comprehensive list of every good DRPG ever made.

>>386234990
They hold their instructions between battles

What are some blobber dungeoncrawlers etc playable with a gamepad. Fuck clicking on stuff, i dont like it and you shouldnt either

>>386234428
There's nothing wrong with that sentence.

>>386235048
I don't know since I dont use steam. If you never played that kind of games maybe you should try another title, like Legend of Grimrock... Take into account that these are old games and they play in a very different manner to what we are used today. But if you really want wizardry I would start with Wizardry 6, is good and is also the start of a trilogy.

>>386235112
>aren't a fucking mess if you don't know how to play
Blame shifting, treating your faults as somehow being others' faults, is a symptom of narcissistic personality disorder. Talk to a psychologist, you can be made a more productive member of society.

>>386230423
>>big but empty world
Hell, no

>>386235237
Just play one of those shitty Japanese ports that don't have mouse support, then you don't have to click anything.

>>386235048
They come with DOSBox. W7 also comes with Wizardry Gold, which makes the game way worse and is only there to trick people into accidentally playing it. So make sure you don't do that.

>>386232154
>They had no written language

No fucking shit. Neither did the Homo sapiens in Africa until 100 years ago

Should I play this or something else? Is there an undisputed king of these dungeon crawler type games?

>>386234938
>>386234946
Cleve apologists are naturally retarded. As stated here >>386231815 spending hundreds of hours acclimating to the stats and systems governing this game with nothing but trial, error and dumb luck is literally pathetic. A cryptic game that's attractive, well-coded, intuitive and rewarding? Okay you're not as deserving of ridicule. But this buggy, garish disaster? You have to be incredibly pathetic to devote weeks of your life just unearthing viable party compositions in this shitshow.

Cleve needs to back off of the shitposting a work up a basic manual.

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>>386235179
>Want to play some computer dungeon crawlers
>All western PC devs think that spreading every command out across 100 keyboard keys is a good idea
>Even though you could consolidate it down to just a few buttons

>>386235242
>Dev makes an incomprehensible mess of symbols that can only be figured out through trial and error
>Somehow it's the players fault when they have no idea how to do things.
Okay man, I'm the one who needs psychological help when Cleve is the one spouting /x/ tier rants every few months.

>>386235646
MOOOOOM CLEVES GAME IS TOO HARD!!!!

>>386231742
Careful! This sape bundled his own savefile with the download, so don't just overwrite everything or you will delete your own saves.

>>386235237
don't worry my dude I'm not a retard and I don't really play modern mainstream games anymore.... what is in your opinion the absolute best in the genre? don't worry about difficulty

>>386234140
5$ discount fairy game dev that sold one copy to his mother

>>386235706
Not hard, just tedius. I mean, any game can be difficult when you do nothing to convey the mechanics and the controls to the player.

flavor of the month right here folks

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>>386235880
o-ok

>>386235670

true words spoken at the right place and time only to be heard by someone who already aggrees with you. Anyway what are soem of dem sweet console blobbers

>>386234351
Grimrock are shit tbqh. They are exclusivels fight - puzzle games. No variety past that at all, plus system is flawed and fucked beyond repair. There are two cheze ways per character that will make you way op by the middle of the game, and nothing else. I'm not falling into lava and prising Grimoire like it's next coming, but by the amount I played, it's a lot better game.

>>386235848
the mechanics are conveyed through playing the game

Even if you do get a glimpse on how to play the game is clunky and slow as fuck. Who thought it was a good idea to have obligatory 8 party member action each turn?

>>386231742
>https://mega.nz/#!lSQVAIhT!CCyqT5H9PvEoR0F4gvrbPEEW10pjvTBLSB2Ur545uvo
>46mb

Truly a masterpiece worthy of 24 years development time!

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>>386233487
>reddit spacing
wew

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I haven't played one of these games since Stonekeep, will I enjoy this? It looks pretty interesting and I loved Dungeonmaster and stuff way back when

>>386235774
IMO Land of Lore: The Throne of Chaos. Its simply amazing.

>>386236161
grimoire's a joke but judging a game by its filesize is just about the dumbest possible metric

>>386236279
Not that guy, but is it more fun than World of Xeen?

Does it have more/better spells? That's one of the reasons I play RPGs.

>>386236276
You'd probably enjoy it

>>386233942
Grimrock got hard for me and I couldn't be fucked to kill the raptors fast enough

>>386231742
I pirated this and still felt ripped off. I wonder how the people that paid 40$ feel about it.

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>>386235706
It's not worth the effort to even discover if it's hard or not. Largely imbalanced and undeserving of the dedication necessary to map its systems and mechanics without either an immersive unification of tone across visuals and audio, an interesting story or engaging gameplay mechanics to reward such loyalty. Also the designer is a cunt so there's even very little hope of any appreciable, humane relationship forming between "artist" and the player.

>>386236497

Theres an autocomabt button,its probably space. Cleve told yesterday aftercalling that anon a useless sape. What a brave man

I finally managed to get to the town and now everything is kicking my ass so hard
Also, what the fuck do I say to that fucking dwarf bastard in the supply store to get him to sell me shit

>>386236034
>the mechanics are conveyed through playing the game
Through trial, error and several deaths that could've been avoided if the game actually bothered to explain how shit worked, which is by far the worse type of bullshit difficulty there is.

Say what you will about games like I Wanna Be The Guy but at least that game didn't throw random bullshit deaths at you by hamstringing your controls or keeping mechanics necessary to progress through the game behind needless obfuscation.

If there was a thing like "help" tab or some sort of text prompt that shows up when you hover over an option, that would fix so many issues with the game without requiring a manual.

It boggles my mind to no end how a man who has been working on this piece of shit for 20 years somehow never thought to include something that has been a staple in gaming since the NES.

>>386236510
You're either seriously exaggerating or genuinely retarded

>>386236640

try insulting him, dwarfs all about bantz. W8 for the handbook like every sane person, you are literally playing a beta

>>386236510
dude he's releasing the manual next week

admittedly that means it's coming out next month but still

what's with all the memeing

>stroll through the gardens
>one shot everything
>meet a Green leech in a puddle of water
>wipes out the entire party
Nice game Cleve, and what the fuck is the Ying/Yang command even for

>>386235096
Darks Souls is a Grimoire of third person rollers

>>386236807
Some races have special abilities. Drakes can breathe fire with that command.

>>386236765
People are butthurt they can't afford $40, steam was a mistake

>>386233942
>difficulty doesn't go above medium high
what is this

I'm sure releasing a fucking manual instead of a in-game brief tutorial like any other game will make it very playable. The game is a fucking mess to the point that even the garbage KoDP tutorial looks good in comparison.

>>386236765
I'm so glad he didn't wait for the manual to release the game

>>386236727
>I can't counter anything you say so I'll just allude to some nonexistent understanding

>>386236765
I hope he hired a ghostwriter, for his game's sake.

>>386233394
What's funny is there are a bunch of trannies in the middle east because it's wrong to be gay, but some sects allow you to get a sex change if you really want to suck dick.

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>>386236752
So far the cunt doesn't respond to shit outside of "hello" and "goodbye"
then I typed "let me give you my shekels" and he gave me a big introduction
And if you type "can you take my shekels now" after that he'll start talking about his fucking dad
I JUST WANT TO BUY SHIT YOU FUCKING DWARF JEW SHITBAG

>>386231085
>Quietly released

Yeah, release it quietly. Don't want to make any sales or anything.

>>386237179
You know there are other interaction options aside from Talk, right?

>>386237179
Say good bye, right click character with highest barter skill, click buy, woooooow

>>386237179
Father is underlined, so ask him about his father to progress the story. Also don't type out full sentences, just string the conversation along through singular words, ask him to "Trade", etc. Is this your first old school dungeon crawler or something?

>>386237049
The fact that the systems are too complex for you to comprehend just shows that you either lack critical thinking skills, didn't play the game for more than 20 mins, or are just exaggerating for the sake of shitposting. Everything can be figured out by a player over 12 who has played an RPG before

>>386237296
Shit is that some Morrowind system? Looks like it.

>>386230316
Still had more players than battleborn

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>>386237271
>>386237286
I have brought great shame upon my house.
Please forgive my inferior sape intellect.

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>>386237179

oh anon

>>386237296
>>386237346
Morrowind/Wizardry 8 system.

>>386233728
It's actually from 2017

>>386234428
There's nothing wrong with that sentence you fucking idiot.

>no one gives a shit
>keep making threads about it
Worst than Sonyfags still butthurt over BotW

>>386237179
Right click on the action symbol next to one of your characters portraits wile talking to the shopkeep, it will display buy and sell options.

>>386234428
you know awesome was an actual word before people turned it into a buzzword

>>386229318
speak for yourself faggot. game if pure fire.

Shit, the Sanctuary/Alien Spaceship starting point is super OP.
It gives you a whole bunch of free shit including 1000 free exp and warp spells and has a combat training sim where you can grind skills for completely free.
Why even start at any of the other ones?

>>386237423
no it released in 2017, big difference

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>>386237334
>Everything can be figured out by a player over 12 who has played an RPG before

So you're admitting it actually pales in comparison to the complexity of Wizardry and is not actually a game equal to its caliber. because that is absolutely not the case there. Also I'm interested to know how you what classes, skills, spells are viable mid to late game since you're already aware that everything "can be figured out by a player over 12 who has played an RPG before".

>>386236034
They are not. You look at stats and skills in Wizardry and you can sorta figure out what they do on your own (except Mythology I guess which is a stupid name) and then you look at Gwimwah and you get shit like the FEL stat, half of the classes not being playable unless you spend literal hours rolling 30s with all the races and hoping it works and skills that you have no fucking clue what they do because their names are so incredibly obtuse.

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>>386237179
top kek are you the guy that is streaming on twitch?

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>watching a grimoire stream
>someone subs
>this happens
so this is the game's target audience.... wow .....

>>386237704
>I WANT TO BE SPOONFED
jesus

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>>386235193
>>386237478
>>386237531

It's bad writing.

>>386237704
>. Also I'm interested to know how you what classes, skills, spells are viable mid to late game
Why would I know that before late game? You seem like the type of person who uses a gamefaqs walkthrough to play through an rpg

>>386232867
That's precisely what it is.

>>386237704
Why the fuck would you want to know that going in? There is absolutely no point in playing these kind of games if you already know what works and doesn't work right from the get go.

I love the amount of times people excuse Cleve by saying that it's a shitty game he's been working on for two decades.

First off, this game would have been dated even by that age. But even if it wasn't, the dude had plenty of time to update and he has been arrogantly calling it the best game ever (Obviously joking to a point, but there is also the element of bullshit there)

Cleve has to face the harsh music, now. And that's exactly what he's doing: Deleting all the steam forum posts that bother him.

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I'm tempted to buy the game but I don't want to manager 8 characters at all time.
Can I play it ith only 4 or 5 or does the game require you to have all 8 all the time?

>>386237880
>>386237923
>>386237981
>Telling players the basic rules necessary to play the game counts as spoonfeeding.
Not him but if your game actually needs to tell the player what to do rather than showing them what to do through basic level progression, your game is already poorly designed from the get-go.

I love how we shat on MN9 for forcing players to use a crouch dash just to progress through the electricity stage but for Grimwah, it's suddenly acceptable to kill players for shit that they had no way of knowing about before it was too late.

Am I being memed right now?
>inb4 HURR MN9 ISN'T AN RPG
The point was the fact that the game is punishing you for information that you had no way of knowing about until it resulted in a total party wipe.

>>386238198
You can play with less characters but the game doesn't scale for that as far as I'm aware so it'd probably end up being impossibly difficult.

>>386238198
You can play with as few characters as you want but naturally the game becomes more difficult the less people you have, especially since there's no manual yet and it's hard to optimize your party. I'm currently playing with 6.

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>>386237854
nah, I don't stream thankfully.
After my moment of retardation passed I did some inventory clearing and made some dosh
too bad this fucker doesn't have anything worth buying.

>>386237880
A reference for stat influences with which to extrapolate and better devise a party is not getting spoonfed.

>>386237923
>>386237981
Are those clunkers you have for brains misfiring? Anon, the retard, was so bold to claim that EVERYTHING "can be figured out by a player over 12 who has played an RPG before" OBviously I was aware he was full of shit, but it deserved highlighting.

>>386238198
>>386238346
You get more Exp per character, at least.

Who ?RUDE CHAPS? here?

>>386238198
It's not that hard to manage them to be honest. As opossed to diablo, you have few weapons and few items to equip only once in a while, so it's not harder to shift through them. Just look at them as different abilities, and it's not that different as some of the slightly more complex single player rpg.

>>386238230
It's okay when Cleve does it
Neanderthal intellect is inferior, please understand

>>386238421
What are they saying?

>>386238371
>he still hasn't used the owl

lol