Splatfest Night

First for mayo

>>386217736
More like Gayo.

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>>386217698
>Mayo
>Gold Aerospray
>not even above 2000 power

>>386217698
I want to fucking play ranked, mayo and ketchup suck ass, turf war sucks ass

im getting really sick of doing ketchup vs ketchup

can you mayofags represent, like fuck

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>>386217698
what exactly, that mayofags are inferior? Certainly

Do you get anything for getting to King/Queen? I won like 6 games in a row to begin with and got to 2032, but now I'm getting fucked and I don't want to play anymore.

Already Queen, time for bed. You rascals better not play too late!

So those egg council creeps got to you too?

>>386217858
This is more embarrassing than anything honestly

>>386217850
Salmon run is still up for about 9 hours

>>386217878
acts as a multilier for the amount of sea snails you
get at the end of the fest.

CHECK THE MAP

is there any incentive to play this splatfest outside of seeing the field covered in jizz and period blood?

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>>386217568
>Ranks say a lot
It says who has a life and who's a NEET

>>386217894
shut up, mom.

>>386217917

No, you've got it all wrong, anon. It's not like that. *gestures*

>Mayo retards keep getting cocky and spawn camping
>We lose
I made a mistake picking this team.

>>386217962
you get super sea snails, plus the chance of blowing the other team the fuck out.

>>386217698
Are furries gone?

>>386217964
Or who actually doesn't have to spend hours upon hours stuck in sub B rank hell, because of a little thing called skill.

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>20 games in
>all vs ketchup
what the fuck is this shit, where are all the cum guzzlers hiding

How the fuck do you get 0 kills with the NZap?

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Made it to queen.
Good luck mayobros.

>every team on Ketchup has at least 2 aerosprays
I kill them but with the speed that weapon inks, it hardly matters.

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man some of these guys I'm fighting in mirror matches just plain suck

I hope they aren't the ones actually fighting against mayofurs

>Aerosprayfest

>>386217919
on what grounds?

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>>386218178
>mfw mayofur
>mfw never had a mayofur vs mayofur match

>>386218254
>turfwar

Anyone trying the Sploosh-o-matic? I want to like it because it satisfies my ground coverage autism, but it feels a lot harder to deal with being outranged than in the first game.

>>386218254
>implying turf war is played any other way

>>386218254
Dead man spray no ink

>>386217732
A whole bunch of Super Sea Snails.

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Post em

>>386218375
The range is worse than a point blank roller. Can't really test it since people are warping all over the place and BAKANA behind you.

>>386218254

How Are Aerosprays Even A Real Weapon. Like Nigga Just Walk Backwards And Outrange Them.

>>386217698
Ausfag here - so few mayofags that my last 10 or so game has been against ketchup bros.

>>386218375
Literally just a dogshit aerospray, probably the worst weapon in the game

>4 ketchupfags with aerospray
>constant curling bomb spam

>>386218452

How do you check this?

I love splatfest but they always make me feel like a shit player
I've lost most mirror matches to octobrushes I couldn't outrange with the N zap

MAYO QUEENS ARE FAGS

>>386218254
>dumb kill hungry faggot teammate runs out into a turf war looking for glory
>complains he didn't win

I heard about some comment that apparently has the whole splatoon community sperging out?

>Yfw put the the team on your back but it doesn't matter

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>>386218650
Download the Nintendo Switch Online™ app, available on Android© and iOS© today!

Just hit Ketchup King. Was doing pretty well for awhile, but then hit 6 games in a row with either team DCs or bad players. Fortunately never DC'd during a match, but I must have disconnected like 10 times before and after, and my wi-fi is pretty good.

I might play some more tomorrow and level up, but eh. I feel like I got my fill.

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>>386218715
>because one aerospray faggot cheesed middle in the last 10 seconds with his fifth curling bomb special of the game

>>386217698
>66% forced loss rate

Great matchmaking Nintendo.

Pretty obvious. Mayo is going to win in battles, sugar goop in popularity.

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>>386218452

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You all better be using festive meme names or you're dead to me

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Will the rollerfag who never dies despite getting shot at point blank please fix your fucking internet
>>386218801
This, I don't think I've lost a single Mayo fight in the past hour

How does "With Friends" work during splatfest?

>see landing circle
>start shooting it
>don't even see them land
>suddenly standing to my right and shooting me
What lag sorcery be this? I've seen jump rolls, but this was just them instantly appearing next to me.

>>386218801
Won every Ketchup vs Mayo match of the night. I was totally carried the entire time holy shit I suck

>>386218798

>>>"""Forced"""

Mayo Queen reporting in. Lets win this shit.

>>386218028
>Ketchup spawn camps Mayo
>Wins anyway
Seems like the late night Ketchupfags can actually play. I dread what the morning will bring, though.

MAYO IS FOR FURRIES ONLY! NORMIES GET OUT!!! ^Ow0^

>>386219036
Nice false flag.

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>Ketchup think they have a chance once dawn breaks
80% of ketchup is children with no taste and the win/lose rate is going to plummet once the kiddies wake up. It'll be especially bad this time since it's during the summer too.

>>386218882
The game as a 16hz tick rate.

>>386219074
>false flag
When I was a newfag we just called them jokes

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>>386218452

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>>386217698

>mfw using splatfest for cheap rolls from the splatfest tee shirt

You guys better get it while its hot!
Drink some drinks from Crusty Sean and keep maxing out the t shirt and getting the chunks from it.

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>>386219236
you're literally a week late

>>386219074
Paw-leese, mayo has the most furry drawings~! Finally the furry game we've been waiting furever for! ^*w*^

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How do I change teams?

>>386219375
you fucking disgrace

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We're all missing the real point of this Splatfest: Blondes vs Redheads

Does anyone freak when the team are on on one side of the map and you're watching enemy ink spread on the empty side

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Why don't i have the splatfest? Is it NA only?

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Team Menstruation is straight up fucking skubs. Managed to beat them in less than 2 hours to max out the event rank.

>>386219236
>doing that this late
Get a load of this guy.

>>386219375
The general rule of any game contest like this: pick the less popular one. The popular choice will be full of morons and the scum of the earth.

>>386219435
Not until I see my brainlet teammates super jumping in on to me and thus losing us the game

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>Inkbrush's being dragged through the white ink looks like little lines of ketchup freshly squirted out of the bottle
Despite being on Mayo it's awfully cute.

>>386219478
Australia doesn't get Splatfests

>>386219478
Are you connected to the internet?

>>386218067
It's past their bedtimes :(

>>386219478
You gotta hook up to your kangaroo.

>>386219375
Unbelievable

I decided to pop on and carry my team's asses as a Ketchad for 2 rounds against Mayogays and won them before going to sleep but it turns out you shitters are making my effort moot.

>>386219509
That worked out well for Team Cake.

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>played so much Splatoon I have no drive to play during splatfest
>not even Salmon run can save me anymore

>>386219236
m8 you had a whole week to do this

thought they removed Murch for the splatfest, turns out he's just dancing in the audience.

>>386219509
Kek

And yet Cakefags got BTFO despite only veterans being on their team

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>>386219595
>the one exception, in a splatfest that was significantly shorter than all others and only took place at night when all the kiddies were gone
Nigga didn't play splatoon one, someone post the pirates verses ninja results

>>386219036
Literally all the furry drawing in the plaza are from ketchup fags

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>>386219481

Would have a higher ratio but the people on my discord weren't the best.

>>386219540
Europe, i'm connected to the internet and i can play the usual modes, just not splatfest

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>just got the game a couple days ago
>level 8
>get pitted against guys in the fucking mid-20's and have access to the games' best guns
>my team mates are like level 16 at the highest
>get fucking demolished every game

>>386219595
>>386219657
Cake vs Ice Cream was rigged and you know it. Look at Nintendo's twitter during the Splatfest. The writing was on the wall.

>>386219657
>>386219595
You mean the initial Marina vs Pearl? Yeah, they were really on the ropes, huh?

>>386219702
It's literally the only Splatfest we have to go by. Splatoon 1 rules were different.

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>That feel when the only picture on my walls and lobby is a pikachu holding a bottle of ketchup cause everything else was literal furry shit.

Marina has a better voice than the Squid Sisters. Pearl adds nothing though.

>>386219347
>>386219502

Fools, i did it a few times before splatfest,but was to busy playing ranked to risk playing without my main gear.

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>>386219657
WE WON THE POPULAR VOTE
FUCKING OCTOLINGS HACKED THE SPLATFEST
TWO SCOOPS
#NOTMYWINNER
REEEEEE

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>>386219739
Git gud, the starting gun is legitimately one of the best in the game with an absolutely amazing kit

>>386218254
>Best turf covering gun
>guys why is everyone using it
Hello newsquid

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>Lowest score on the team is the sole aerospray user
nigga how the fuck do you even do that

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>>386219789
>implying pokemon isn't furry shit
this denial

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>>386219772
>r-rigged!

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>You can't do ranked battles during a splatfest

Are you serious with this shit

I don't give a fuck about baby mode turf war, this is hell

>>386219739
The guns themselves don't matter; to level up,
you just need to ________________git gud :^).

>>386219714
fake news

>>386218865
>This, I don't think I've lost a single Mayo fight in the past hour
Well I haven't won a battle against Ketchup in the past hour. My team mates are literally running to walls and staring at things.

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>>386219912
>I HATE FUN

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>>386219845
what's the point if literally every other gun can shoot them dead from outside their weapon's own range
>m-muh bomb spam
The vast majority of Aerospray shitters are brain dead retards who don't realize you can still fire your gun while using bomb rush, just walk forward past where the majority of bombs are stopping and they're dead

>>386219912
>hating on the best feature splatoon has

>>386219739
all i ever use is weapons that were unlocked in the first 10 levels, and i do just fine.

>>386219959
I suck at this game, but at least I'm not that bad.

>>386219903
It was.

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>>386219806
>it's hard to stop playing rank and use turf war to unlock one sub and then scrub it over and over

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How the fuck do I not suck with the roller? I get outranged super easily and by the time I line it up to hit someone, they've strafed backwards and can splat me.

Please help, I didn't play S1 and am trying to git gud, but it's fucking hard.

>>386219806
>I was stupid
Alright.

>>386220109
na i have just been doing all 3 just in case i get lucky

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I am cum

>>386219959
I'm starting to think some people picked the opposite team to sabotage it. Nobody can be this bad.

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>tfw quadded with some friends for the fest
>two of them had to go and I still didn't hit queen
>decide to go into solo queue since I thought my internet wasn't going to be a shitter
>I disconnect a million fucking times
It hurts to live, but I love the fest colors though.

>>386219375
I'm pretty sure your team has been carrying you. you use the shittiest weapon and barely ink any ground.

>>386220196
But how can that be more fun than just contributing to the team you like?

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>>386220093
I can't believe you cakefags still are so assblasted.

>>386220182
Lucky with what? Time wise that's highly impractical and you can't keep the shirt.

>cool new splatfest song plays
>still changes to the music during last minute
At least do a remix or something

>>386220164
Rollers are the most braindead weapon you can use that require absolutely no skill whatsoever to use. If you can do good with that, you might as well an hero

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>>386218452
Only lost 4 matches so far and they were against other ketchups

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ARLO WILL EAT ALL THE MAYO

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>>386219375
>consistently under 1000p
>shit weapon

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>Play this game to chill after getting home from work
>I'm expected to carry people below Level 10 on Team Ketchup against kitted out 20+ rank Mayofags

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>>386220301

>>386220164

Give rest of image

>matches against a full team of ketchup
>1 by 1 they drop
>turns into a mayo mirror match

NINTENDO!

>>386220320
Then how the fuck do I git gud with them; I've gotten to fucking B- by just hiding and inking around our respawn like a pussy.

What is this mystical secret to good rolling that's so easy; please tell me.

>>386219991
>shooting the ground
>whilst listening to the endless beeping of curling bombs
>fun

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>>386220383
Why try when cakefags were so bad?

>>386220351
NOT MY CONDIMENT

>>386220352
What a shit about the Splattershot?

>>386219815
But that doesn't make sense, trumpet, Ice won the popular vote

You're literally saying Hillary should've won

>>386220351
I saw that too is it actually him?

>>386220026
Why do you keep repeating blatantly false information, the aerospray has pretty average range, the reason it sucks ass at killing is because of the spread

>>386220480
Aerospray is better for its' role in turf war, no?

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>>386220546
My bad, Sploosh-o-matic, Splatershots, and other Aerosprays are within it's kill zone

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I forgot how angry losing during Splatfests makes me.

>>386220364
level is ultimately just a function of time played, it has nothing to do with skill

>>386220484
I'm just memeing; I was on team cake, but I wasn't expecting /v/ to fucking turn into Reddit post-election night over a Splatfest.

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>>386218452
I've been lucky with my teams so far. We've even had a lot of last minute wins too.

>>386219815
Haha falseflagging is funny

Epin collage therr /v/ro

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>>386220364
>TFW I'm lvl 8 because I barely play and still manage to carry my team's ass against Mayocucks

>>386220669
Holy shit, it's a meme; I'm not actually an assmad cakefag.

I am a cakefag, though...

>>386220646
Don't worry. Both your wins and your losses are just a drop in a lake. Just have fun with it and shitpost to your heart's content.

Where the fuck is the dude that does special orders at during a splatfest? I can't fucking find him anywhere and I want my goddamn order

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Mayo Queen already boys.

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>>386220648
>people who played the game longer totally won't have a better grasp of the game than people who haven't played as much

>>386220746
He's dancing in the middle.

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>>386220652
>mfw I reposted that post in the new splatoon thread afterwards and the (yous) started pouring in

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>yfw you kill 2 enemies with 1 flick of your dynamo roller

>causing a massive domino effect in the last 10 seconds and your team wins as of a result

>>386220749
YAAAASSSS

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>mfw Mayo King
I'm going to bed now, have fun Mayo bros and Ketchup lads. May the better squid win

>>386217698
I don't have Splatfest battle option. Do I need to be high level or something?

>>386220432
You play more aggressively. Rollers are made to lay ground forward into the enemy side. Aerosprays are for covering spawn since they can cover turf in a wide area but rollers can lay down turf while also being mobile. For God's sake, try different playstyles man, you can't just go into games with the same mindset expecting a different result.

>>386220734
I am an actual buttmad cakefag so fuck you

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>>386218452

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Guys holy shit I think I'm bad at this game. What the fuck do I do?

>>386220830
No. Are you going in the big tower in the middle?

>>386220673
Waste all my time doing Salmon Run and grinding Hero weapons. I don't think I've done multiplayer since the first day when I shot to level 4 just to unlock stuff.

>>386220890
Get better.

Or quit.

>>386220890
Use trislosher

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I go hard on mayofurs, but I go even harder on my ketchup brothers. You need ot be stronger than you already are if you want to defeat mayofags.

>>386220890
Same. I never played Splatoon 1 and shooters are not my thing, but I really fucking suck and I'm not sure how to git gud. I'm having fun, but I hate the feeling I'm not really contributing.

>>386220945
>Get better.
how tho
how do i know what im doing wrong?

>>386220640
Which are the mostly used weapons on turf war

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>>386219639
so long as you got your monies worth it's okay

>>386220890
Use Tri-slosher or Aerospray like every other shitter

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>>386220890
Pick Ketchup

>>386220906
Yeah, the Lobby. I've chosen a side an even wear the tshirt.

are there any other miniguns currently in the game oris the default one with the shit special the only one?

>>386220890
Aerospray, shoot the ground and run away

>>386221056
There's a mini one.

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> Pearl is too down-syndrome looking
> Marina will win every single splatfest

feels bad man

>>386221050
Post screenshot because I don't know what you are doing then.

>>386221056
There's the hero one.

>>386221078
W-where's the Hydra?

>>386219639
just pick a team at least, you get snails even if you dont compete iirc

>>386220890
play more and practice. what else would you do?

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>>386218452
Almost a KANG

Lv 10, still don't know how the respawn warp function works.

>>386221128
Practice doesn't help if you don't know what the fuck you're doing wrong in the first place.

>>386219739
>get pitted against guys in the fucking mid-20's and have access to the games' best guns
But they give you the best gun first.

>>386220830
Different times for different regions

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SHE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
SHE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
SHE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
SHE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
SHE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
SHE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

>>386221170
You'd figure it out sooner or later unless you had 0 observation skills.

>>386220890
Join Team Mayo. They'll give you pointers.

Remember: Ink Armor is by far the best team carrying special.

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>you have to side with either furfags or manchildren with the taste palette of a fucking first-grader
the latter is more embarrassing honestly so probably gonna go mayo

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>>386218452
Here boi.

>>386221239
What's woth those unique pupils?

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>my team is comprised of 2 chargers and the shitty roller that bounces off people

>>386221321
Have you tried thinking about it for more than a second?

>>386221321
Same shape as the zipper hole

>>386221274
Don't think about it as having to side with the furfags, think about it like you have the power of all the furfags on your side.

>Enemy has multiple curling bomb special users

So this is what it has become
What a shitter crutch

Anybody wanna team up? I need 2 people.

SW-0599-8483-9685

>>386221416
>he's going for kills instead of turf painting

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>>386218452

>>386221473
You're asking for strangers on 4chan, you might as well play with randoms online

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MAP UPDATE BOIIIS

>>386221560
What the fuck do you mean? it's good at BOTH, especially in the last few seconds

>>386221416
>Walk right up to bomb special user and shoot him in the face
>No one realises you can still use your main weapon

>lost 10 games in a row

im S ranked in all modes, and never usually have trouble, what the fuck

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>>386221416
>presented with a challenge that forces you to change how you approach the match
>don't adapt and just call everyone shitters and crutch users instead

You can join friends during Splatfest, right? Do I just click the friend list and join? We're both Team Mayo btw.

>Latest splatfest has semen and blood spraying everywhere

Cool

>>386221701
It's a straight crutch, no way around buddy
>Somebody tosses them out in the last couple of seconds when there's no way to counter fast enough

>>386221596
The strangers are necessary so I can play with my real friend.

N-not that I don't want to play with you guys or anything

>>386221659
I won every ditto match up and lost nearly every mayo match
We all have shit days

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>there is a charger on the team

thats okay, i didnt want to win anyways

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>>386220890
Repeated info
>Don't rush in by yourself
>Play slightly more safely if your whole team is dead so they can possibly jump to you
>Aim
>Use run speed up
If you're really that worried about contributing, you can always just use a weapon with tentamissles or ink armor, both can save games without you really having to think about using them much. Best weapons that have those specials are probably the n zap, Tri slosher, regular sloshes, dualies

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>>386221082
pic related

>>386221227
This explains why I can't join splatfest. Would have been nice if there was info in the Stages tab.

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>go up against mayo scum
>two of my teammates instantly disconnect

>>386221775
That was obvious when you failed to give the right info from the beginning.

>>386221416
If you can't deal with aerosprays, you should quit.

>Watching Marina shake those hips

Did I pick the wrong team

>>386221726
You need 4 people. Wanna team up with me and my friend? >>386221473
Add me if so

>>386221726
Pretty sure you have to use the team battle/the top option, you can't just join friends in their random games

>ketchup vs ketchup
>connection errors all around

the worst fucking thing about splatfest is that as an aus you get matched with dumbass burgers that lose you every game. Why cant we just be part of jap splatfests?

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>>386218452
The Ketchup King reigns

>>386220890

Play Single Player.

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>>386217698

>playing shifty station
>fuck head uses splashdown while platform starts to move
>he fucking kills himself

BAHAHAHAHAH

Shift station is my new shit!

Best damn stage since kelp dome in splatoon 1

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>>386221473
>>386221901

SW-4871-5307-2316
Lets fucking demolish them.

>>386222019
The SP is awful, though.
They would of been better off with bot matches ala UT.

>>386222019
As if that would help you learn how to fight human opponents. Single Player doesn't teach you shit unless you don't even understand the concept of swimming.

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Mayo won in Japan. No surprise there.

>>386221880
Her hips are hypnotizing

Legitimately surprised that Nintendo gave her such a good waistline/ass and that she moves it like that

When I see her I just imagine her grinding on my dick

>>386222172
Scheisse

>>386222124
Games haven't had bots since UT3, mang. Only "recent" game I can think of Shadow Fall, and even that's dumbed down compared to the previous games' bots.

>>386222087
Nice, gimme one second

>>386222172
Grats to japanese pearl. Hope marina lucks out in NA

>>386222172
Based nips picking the condiment instead of the waifu.

>>386222172
Not surprising that mayo won over there, but I'm genuinely surprised at how close it is with those solo wins and popularity.

>>386222125
>>386222124
I think the maps versus octo bots can somewhat prepare you for multiplayer.

>>386222087
Actually, your friend might need to add me?

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>>386217698
>finally, FINALLY get white and red ink... AT THE SAME TIME
>still don't got a switch

at least i got a job finally

>>386217698

Why is it 100% of my enemies kill me in a maximum of 2 hits instantly with complete accuracy but I can hit people 5+ times and not secure a kill and it's a fucking struggle to even land that? I'm fucking tired of this shit.

I'm >>386221726

SW-2702-0293-0920

I need two other Team Mayo players, so just send me an invite when you get the chance!

>>386222087
Well I made a room, see if your pal can join after you do.

>>386222349
No, they won't. They're dumb as fuck and you can just rush them like an idiot and win because your regenerating armor protects you from one splat. The way you learn to play this game is by playing Turf Wars.

>>386222373
People can stack ink resistance
Doesn't help that the splatfest shirt doubles the abilities on it

>>386221852
>>386222172
So, splatfest is over? :(
There should be notifications for this, I never got to try it.

>>386222373
Lag.

I know its fucking annoying, when you hit a dude 6 fucking times with the .52 gal then he suddenly warps behind you, kills you in one hit with the splatty jr. and then warps a mile away.

Shits getting bad.

>Squid party on the enemy's side
>Other than the enemy roller, I am actually able to initiate a seven squid mosh
There is a God.

Man , drawing is hard with finger touch. Used to draw all the time on WiiU

>>386222498
>splatfest shirt's ability will never be put on anything else

>>386222484
It's the best thing he's got, if he's anxious to play versus real people.

>>386222508
No. It is just over in japan.
It goes on for a full day, so you have 24 hours from when it started for your timezone.

>>386222439
I'm a different guy to the poster.

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>tfw winning record
>tfw no disconnects
>tfw no lag
>tfw only seabagging witnessed was during a mayo vs mayo party

>>386222172
>popular team never wins!
/v/ wrong as usual.

>>386222618
That's on splatoon 2, not him. It was a complaint in the first game and they didn't fix it.

>>386222373
Sounds like you're lagging.

>>386222498
That's not what Ink Resistance does. It makes you walk faster and take less damage while standing on enemy ink, not while getting shot.

>>386222593
It's actually a shitty ability. 3 subs are almost as good as a main, but not quite. So a Splatfest shirt is actually worse than a regular shirt with a main and three subs, which is any shirt. Plus, you can't have Thermal Ink or Ninja Squid.

>>386222679
So you don't have a friend?

SOMEBODY ELSE JOIN US

>>386222761
Sorry, I'm gonna try pairing up with >>386222432

>>386222618
That anxiety is also not going to go away by fighting bots. The way to get rid of that anxiety is to realize that you have nothing to lose in Turf Wars and just go for it.

>Went from 2083 to 1419
I'm so sorry Mayo bros, my team mates are literal ass and no matter what I do I can't win. Even if I get 30 kills, my team still cannot win.

I'm so sorry.

>>386222749
I never cared for ninja squid or cold blooded in the first game. Thermal only works for directs hits from the main weapon so that's whatever too for me

>>386222432
Request sent, got a friend with me too.

>>386222861
True to that. Just allow yourself to lose and don't give a shit.

>>386222853
Are you babyshaker? I just added you. I also got SUPERNOVA.

I'll make a room.

>>386222874
It's alright Mayobro. We'll go through this together and go against the Ketchup menace.

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>When you see your teammates' names
>Caleb
>Jaydin
>Caitlyn

>Their team
>Yami
>Dad
>Acrylic letters
>Hellmann

>>386221852
I think they assumed you would be able to tell by the fact your plaza is not in rave mode.

>>386222975
Yup

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>win against mayo
>connection error after EXP gain

>>386222975
Who're you?
I'm SUPERRNOVAA

>>386222685
i've played for 50 hours now and have not seen a single squidbagger. also never see anyone intentionally trying to throw matches, but i see a lot of complaining about that. where are you all playing where people do these things?

I just realized the sisters turn the colors of the team they represent.

>>386222942
Even then, a main is slightly stronger than 3 subs, so that's still a pointless ability.

>>386222975
I'm lemoncurry. Just waiting for my friend and babyshaker right now.

>>386222874
Why would you be trying to get kills in a Turf War?

>>386221852
>>386222508
http://www.perfectly-nintendo.com/splatoon-2-need-know-splatfests-schedule-results-etc/

Theme: Mayo vs Ketchup
Takes place from August 5th (4PM) to August 6th (4PM) [Voting now live]
Map rotation: Shifty Station, two other maps TBA
Winner: TBA

Still not up for Europe.

>>386223156
>implying kills are not important
Anon, if you get a teamwipe in Turf War and there are at least 30 seconds remaining, that could change the tide of the game. We won because of that.

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H-Hey, kid. We're open today...

>>386223034
>his name isn't just your first name in all lowercase letters
Pleb

dunkey told me that this game is bad

so i didnt buy it

>>386223228
Shut up Grizz, I'm busy shooting my white liquid at children.

>>386223228
Bruh I got that big bonus already. Now I'm slapping everyone in Splatfest in the face with my giant bonus.

>>386223276
Literally whom

>>386223276
>trusting a black man

>>386223276
Fuck him. I don't watch his videos because he's black.

>>386223221
>30 kills
>last 30 seconds

>>386223327
black guy that RPs as a donkey

Why is team ketchup so bad? I assume most of the children that play the game are picking ketchup because it's the more generic condiment. Literally been having games where my team covers 75% of the map. It's kinda sad.

>>386223276
Literally who'm'd'st've

>>386223221
No one said kills aren't important, but they shouldn't be your top priority like getting 30 implies.

>>386223228
Come on Mr. Grizz, I got up to 100 Profreshional finally and my ass needs a break before I drop right back down

>>386223228
Gimme some tickets so I can eat Crusty Sean's Crusty asshole and then I might bother

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>>386223327

>>386220191
Too yellow. Looks like pus.

>>386223276
He raises extremely legitimate points. The aiming is really fuckin wonky and the game is designed around the fact that you can't aim well. Not sure why they couldn't just do dual analog as well as other games do it. Killzone doesn't even have auto aim. It has the feeling of an early PS1 game's attempt at dual analog controls.

>>386223354
>>386223353
>>386223369
What's this meme?

>>386223361
I said teamwipe though. Dude probably just carried the living shit out of his team.

>>386223379
If you get 30 kills, there's a problem with your team. It should be spread evenly out.

>>386223372
tfw i genuinely like ketchup but regret picking it purely because everyone is fucking terrible at the game

>>386223372
I got my fair share of wins, but right before reaching Queen I had a game that was 25-72, 15 of that being me flanking while my team was gotten slaughtered like blind lambs.

Edwod was a random who joined. Sorry about that. Merci is the fourth person who's gonna join.

SUPERNOVA and babyshaker, try joining again.

>>386223434
*whispering*
It can be turned off for dual analog...

>>386223451
More likely he's one of the faggots that just roams around looking for kills and never bothers to think about coverage. People like that lose more matches for their team than they win, because they're only concerned with jerking themselves off.

>>386223372
Ketchup is shit and so are people who like it.

>>386223276
Other than
>he's black!,
Dunkey never actually tried the gyro controls. They're pretty great, honestly

>>386223545
What?

>>386223228
I bet there is a filthy nigger octopus on the other end of this radio.

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>>386223553
Are you sure he's not trying to do both?

>>386223603
*loudly whispering*
You can turn off gyro...

>>386223597
Does anyone prefer using split joycons? The handheld mode and control grip both feel wrong, but split joycons are great imo. The right joycon is the only one that does anything motion wise, so having them separate really helps.

>>386223608
It's probably a fat ass, smelly bear stuffing his face with salmon eggs getting his rocks off to the thought of child labor

>>386223510
No, edwod was my friend.

>>386223437
He made a parody video where he ranted about Jontron (a long time ago, and they were friends, so it wasn't related to the shit he got himself into recently) and at some point in the video he showed an edited youtube comment by Jontron that said "Fuck you, Dunkey. I don't watch your videos because you're black.", which Jontron obviously didn't make.

>>386223759
Oh that, I forgot about that

>>386222370
Now all we need is porn of the 'mayo' ink and we'll be golden.

Post Splatfest Ideas and possible cosmetic changes.

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>4 mirror matches in a row
why nintendo??

>>386223732
Oh whoops, I had no idea you could do that. Sorry about that.

>>386223609
Yes. You can't get 30 kills in a Turf War and also maintain coverage. There is no debating this.

>>386223706
I tried it, but I found it too uncomfortable because the right stick is so far down. I feel fine with the Joycon grip.

>>386223662
Yes, I did. Can you read? I'm saying the dual analog is really terrible in this. Like no matter what sensitivity, it doesn't feel right compared to any other dual analog shooter.

>>386223759
I'm fairly certain it's just /v/tards being their usual racist selves rather than that specific, anon.

>>386223829
grow up and stopposting that fat shit

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>every fucking match i play my team is shit and goes for kills only

>keep getting fucking destroyed every single time

Ketchup was a mistake. Mayobros I'm with you in spirit

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Who /max/ here?

>>386223829
which team?

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>feel like I've been losing more games than I've won
>check it out
>33 wins to 17 losses

Huh, wonder why it feels like I've been losing more than winning?

>>386223926
How many games do you have to play to max?

>>386223926
Fuck yeah.

>>386223852
You sure about that?

>>386223962
Unrelated, but what is the latest with Kaiji?

>>386223981
Opponents can't even spawn in that fast. You would literally have to stand outside their spawn just shooting them one after the other, and nothing else.

>>386223926
>Marie and Callie danced on trucks near the fans because they love their fans
>Marina and Pearl dancing on a main stage away from everyone and elevated very high
Bitches

>>386223926
Was already max two hours ago.

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>>386223926
Ketchup King here

>>386223887
triggered NeoFAG detected

>>386223962
Confirmation bias