Splatoon2:Splatfest Edition

How to win turf war:
>wait till last 10 seconds
>go to the middle and spam that curling bomb special

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>>386208849
mayo

>>386208849
Won 2, lost 2 against mayo so far.
Post your scores, /v/

literally can't find any mayo teams to fight

this sucks

1924.1 highest score

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>get smashed all game
>make a comeback
>means nothing because it was a ditto match

>>386209038
Losing because last second curling bomb spam is pure cancer

a victory for Team MAyo is a victory for the white race. keep that in mind mayofags and keep the good work

>weebs still this salty over furries
Yes.... mmmh gimme that hate!

>>386208849
HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT THOSE FURRIES HUH?

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>>386209040
What is wrong with you people?

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>yfw Dad is on your team

>>386209149
>>386209148
furfags, just fucking leave, just stop ruining threads for fucks sake please

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Holy shit what the fuck is wrong with ketchup?

I've yet to be on a losing side. I've already bukkake'd so many ketchuplebs with my creamy globs of mayo only to have them come back practically beg for more that I'm starting to wonder if they like it,

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Ketchup cucks on suicide watch

>Team Ketchup is ready!
Show yourselves mayo fuccbois

FUCK MAYOFAGS

who else /teammayo2200+splatpower/ here?

>>386209142
>White race
>Furries
>Trump
Eat shit.

>>386209053
Won one, lost one against mayo. I keep being pitted against other ketchups mostly.

>>386209142
nice try furfag

Dont jap love mayo on shit like pizza?

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Am I fresh enough for Marina?

>>386209205
>Not Ketchumps
I'll forgive you THIS once only for choosing the right side of history.

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>>386209053
Ketchup has no game

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So, Anon's! I got another question for you. Well I have more than one. Let's get started.

>Which team will win? And how?

>Who is best girl? And why?

>Any tips for the new guys?

>Best weapon? Why?

>Best gear? Why?

>>386209053
100% win rate for mayo team

I feel like Nintendo rigs the fests to have one really popular and one non popular to get all the good players in the unpopular team.

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oh man I can't wait to see the mayotears

When are the retards on ketchup going to stop playing? This shit is outrageous.

>>386208849
>tfw prefer marina but also prefer mayo
Krill me

>>386209275
You weren't in last thread and you won't be in this one either.

>>386209323
kek t. mayo baby

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Please stop ketchup on ketchup violence.

We should be working together, not fighting each other.

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>have won 3/7 matches against ketchup
I'd better stop playing for the rest of the splatfest.

>my sploosh is a halo shotgun
>everyone else's is a sniper rifle

>>386209205
>japan

Only one region's splatfest matters and protip: it ain't yours

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>Mayo desperately tries to pretend this isn't exactly how cake vs ice cream went down

>>386209040
I like how each one has a slightly different tinge.

>>386209385
>giving up
Grow some balls

>playing with female names

I know we will lose. But that's sexist, women are we lose every time completely capable and equal to men.

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>>386209323
>LITERALLY "R-RIGGED"

>>386209326
>can't wait to see mayotears
>mayotears
Come over here pal and open up wide, I'll give you some mayotears

It's been nothing but Ketchup v Ketchup with randoms.
Is Splatfest (Team) the same?

>>386209380
>Not posting the Shrekchup
Anon you had one job

I'm about fucking done with this Splatfest not even a full hour in. Ketchup players are the bottom of the barrel. This isn't fun when you get paired with retards.

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Never forget, hug the slug

>>386209507
XD

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>>386209326
>but muh superior individuals
>look at muh last 7 games it really matters guys
>muh mayo

What level do you have to be to get the splooshomatic? I'm only level 7 because I'm a wagecuck and don't have much time to play it.

>>386209142
Only fags and bitches like sticky white shit in their mouth

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>>386209473
>Got to 50/50
At least now I don't have to feel like I made us lose.

So it takes a maximum 92 games to reach King/Queen level. That's okay I guess, at least I'm getting money.

2 wins 2 losses against mayo, who /even/ here

>>386209619
You're eating some pretty gross mayo if it's sticky

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WHEN TWO NUKES ARE NOT ENOUGH FOR MAYOFAGS

>>386209602
>Muh muh muh
Fuck off Lady Gaga

>>386209668
>I only eat nonstick cum
good for you.

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seeing all these squidkids attending a rave with their friends makes me realize my teen years were fucking lame

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>>386209619
Smores are delicious yo

>>386209692
>MAYOFAGS
>/Pearl/ Harbor
ayy

>>386209692

except that's ketchup versus ketchup.

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>Jump off the map to fall into the abyss and kill myself
>Enemy splats me midair as I'm falling

I've played, what, 3 matches with mayo the whole night?

Shifty station sucks. Too much shit and too hard to defend anything.

>>386209692
Anon, that's not team Mayo you're shooting at. When you get a Mayo vs Ketchup match, the colors switches to Red and White. Otherwise, it's a mirror match.

>>386209692
Aren't you fighting your own team?

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I'm on Team Ketchup and I haven't lost a single game yet
You fucking Ketchup shitters need to stop whining for fuck sake, you're just bad

>>386209692
>not super jumping to spawn to get all 4 of them locked on to
Typical ketchup fag retardation.

The new map is awful.

>>386209803
I enjoy you.

>>386209820
Git Gud.

>>386209832
those are falseflaggers

>>386209308
>Team
Ketchup because of popularity
>Best girl
Pearl, I liked her rapping in the intro
>Tips
Report furries
>Best weapons
Aerospray, Octobrush, Trislosher
>Best gear
The one that look the freshest.

>>386209832
Pretty sure ketchup is winning.

>>386209820
>>386209854
t. ass hurt mayo fags

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I'm tired of the Splatfest meta being popular retard team vs. team where all the good players go. It's precisely why I stopped playing Splatfests last time.

>>386209852
that wasa a quadruple lock, they just moved apart

>>386209852
>Get tentamissiles
>Jump to base
>Splatted midjump by opposing tentamissiles
I didn't even know this was possible

>>386209619
Shut up Adam.

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shifty station
more like shitty station
what an awful map. the aesthetic is nice though

>the only weapon I'm truly good with has stingray for its special
Maybe I should just pick up the trihard-slosher so we can win some fucking matches.

>>386209795
>>386209828
>>386209826
not my fault theres a majority ketchup!

It's not fair ketchupbros. This was supposed to be our splatfest!

>>386209945
But the first Splatfest had popular and best players on one team

The new music is LIT!

>>386210014
You just nuked your own teammates, you teamkiller.

>>386209692

they call them tentamissiles for a reason

they never hit

>>386209978
It's pretty good, I just think it's a little too big and confusing.

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DUDE CURLING BOMBS LMAO

>shifty station takes place in octovalley
>marina helped build it
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

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Get rekt ketchupfags

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>>386210020

WHERE THE WHITE MAYOFAGS AT?
LITERALLY

>>386209991
i use da sploosh cuz that what it do to my girlfriend panties

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>Unlock Trislosher
>Does 62 damage no matter how much ink hits them
How is this not OP

>>386209439
>americucks and europoors actually believe this

>>386210125
>when le nigger meme
Die.

Why are mayofags such whiny bitches?

>It's another "Fighting the same group" Episode

>>386209808

nobody likes mayo

>>386209932
Thank you anon for being the one person to answer.

>>386210170
>not purposefully picking the least popular team so you can have quicker match making at games that actually matter

>>386210169
>Why are mayofags
The answer to any variation of that question is the fucking furries.

>>386210125
It's very, very good in turf war. Ink armor is the giant cherry on top, too.

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>Mayo

>die in the last few seconds
>that's all they need to win

>>386210169
They're furfags

>Mayo power: 2090
>ketchup power: 1850

What the fuck is this actual garbage

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WHAT THE FUCK MAYO BROS

SOME KETCHAD JUST SINGLEHANDEDLY TEAM WIPED US AND SQUIDBAGGED US AND MADE US LOSE

>>386210170
Should have tried to play on the Japanese server somehow. I think Mayo outnumbered Ketchup fans there.

>>386210292
>ketchad
falselfag but I actually keked

good job

>>386210072
>too big
That's the best part. Maps are too small on splatoon

>team starts off strong but completely falls apart at the very end

What the fuck

>>386210231
>>386210253
Is the only reason they liked mayo because it reminds them of jizz?

I seriously have played like 2 mayofags in 10 games

>>386208849
>Mayo has white ink.

well this isn't a hard choice which side to pick

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>>386210252
>hold 75% of the map for most of the match
>die all at once one time
>lose
It's fair but it feels like shit.

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So let me get this straight.

Mayo's ink isn't pure white because Nintendo doesn't want their ink to look like fresh cum, so their idea was to make their ink color the color of old dried-up rotten cum that's been sitting for weeks?

>>386210292
KETCHADS GO DIE. MAYOS SAY NAYO TO THE GAYOS

>>386210361
yeah
see >>386209040

>>386210334
I haven't taken any screenshots of cummy red inkling girls, this is probably our only shot.

>>386210363
>MAYOS SAY NAYO TO THE GAYOS
>team entirely of furfags

>>386210326
Animal cum but yes. There were a couple plaza pics where the furry was covered in "his mayo".

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lol

>>386210324
How do you fags not understand this

1.people stop trying as hard because they think they have one
2.it's easy for the losing team to activate specials because they can mark so much opposing ink and make a comeback

Here's a better question. Why are the capchas so hard tonight

>>386210462
Gonna need you to delete this.

>>386209803
I think that was me.

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>>386210337
>hold 25% of the map for most of the match
>kill enemy team
>win
>but I'm still mad from losing so hard for 2 minutes and 40 seconds of that match

>>386210361
pure white looks like white out, it did in splat 1 with color hacking.
what's in game right now looks like vanilla pudding.

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>Been excited for Splatfest since launch
>Internet decides to drop to .10 mbps today
>Keep getting disconnected until I get the ban warning
>It's Friday so the Web technicians aren't working tomorrow so I'm gonna miss the whole Splatfest
That's okay I didn't want to have fun anyway

I swear my team wear foam helmets and need to be reminded to breathe. This is a fucking mess. I'm 500 points below my highest power and I'm usually top score for my team. Is everyone retarded?

I hope paid online acts like a decent filter because this is just retarded.

>>386210462
that's the same image that was posted an hour ago
this is the only game this fag has won LMAO

7-0 against mayo. Why are people losing to a shitty team?

>>386210446
FURRIES GO DIE. REAL MAYOS TOLERATE NO GAYOS

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I AM REALLY ANGRY that the new map is splatfest only. Shit's fun.

>>386210541
Maybe you should wear a foam helmet because you're clearly retarded.

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This is all I have for now, have to wake up early, but will continue when I get back home

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>>386210462
lol

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>>386210042
>won by 2%
you tell yourself that kid

>>386210607
At least I'm doing all the heavy lifting with my retard strength.

>faggots using sniper during turf war
If you do this, kindly kill yourself, you are literally useless on the team you are on

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>>386210579
>mfw will share victory with a bunch of furfags
>they've been piggybacking me because they all suck

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>>386210462
Impossible mayo hasn't lost a single match you cunt.

>There are people who actuall dip their fries in fucking KETCHUP

What the fuck.

>get drop on charger
>shoot him
>I instantly die to him even though he was looking away

Oh boy splatfest lag is back.

>>386210669
Go lift my dick faggot.

>>386210701
This, honey mustard is the true patrician fry dipping condiment

>>386210471
I get that.
That's why I'm annoyed that it keeps happening.

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>put down Switch to shitpost while you die in the last 10 seconds because you think you lost due to retarded teammates
>actually win by small margin
every fucking time

>>386209308
>Which team will win? And how?
Ketchup, because I say so, and because I picked ketchup.
>Who is best girl? And why?
Marie. Alternatively, Marina and Slug are good contenders
>Any tips for the new guys?
Just have fun, don't obsess over gitting gud
>Best weapon? Why?
Rollers, fun as heck. Aerosprays too, because EZ mode. Splatlings if you want a very rewarding yet kinda challenging weapon
>Best gear? Why?
Freshest, but also depends on weapons. Speed ups are great, and ink savers too. Special DMG up can be quote powerful

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>>386210606
>not making it like excite bike in mk8 where the layout is always different

Splatoon devs why?

>>386210607
>Maybe you should wear a foam helmet because you're clearly retarded
Yeah well maybe you should wear a...uh...um...the jerk store called and they're running out of YOU!

>>386210701
Jesus christ that's fucked up. You're telling me they don't just empty an entire bottle of ketchup on TOP of their fries?

>>386210701
seek help. You're on the wrong side of history

Fuck, my left stick is getting worn out on my pro controller.

>>386210701
someone post that kengan asura panel

>>386210781
it changes every splatfest, according to the tumblr

>>386210726
I'll need a pair of tweezers.

>>386210781
When they stop doing Splatfests/timed Salmon Run events it'd be cool to get Shifty Station as a regular rotation stage except it changes every match you play on it.

Post your power level
1900 Mayo here
Sub 1500 shitter need no reply.

>>386210797
Jesus Christ that's even more fucked. You're telling me they're not all obese women chugging bottles of ketchup at the bus stop?

>>386210785
I'm just bored dude. Enjoy splatfest.

>>386210852
I know. I just don't get why it can't be a regular stage.

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I appreciate that more than just the idol's clothes reflect their team's colors this time.

Is every mayo team full of ultra tryhard fags?

>>386210893
>Sub 1500
It goes that low? I felt bad about placing sub 2000.

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>>386210762
>being such a shit anchor for your team that 10 seconds without you is enough for them to pull together and get the win

wew

>>386210939
It was a reference. Great now I feel old.

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>>386210701
You're right. I dip my fries in fucking MAYO

>>386211002
It's sad when I'm versus my own team.

>>386210963
Pearl for mayo because of down syndrome was a nice touch

>>386211002
When you're trying to win, you tend to go tryhard. Plus I picked mayo unironically before the furry shit happened.

>>386210963
>pearl literally wears a diaper
Bitch had better be happy I love mayo.

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>>386210963
Pearl looks like she's wearing a diaper...

>mayo has multiple ink armors
I forgot how cancerous this thing is

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>>386209308

>Team
Mayo, but thats before Mayo was associated with Furfags. I hate furry pieces of shit. I just like Mayo better.

>Best Girl
Marina, cause she's a sexy cynical woman.

>Tips
Report Furry Drawings and Don't Use Aerospray In Ranked

>Best Weapon
Octobrush, Sploosh-O-Matic, Tri-Slosher
They're all super easy to pick up.

>Best Gear
Squidfin Hook Cans are Fresh af

>>386211029
>fucking mayo
Like mayo used for lube or mayo that's currently mid-coitus?

>>386211021
I've actually lost a match because a mentally disabled aerospray user phsyically blocked my shots against an enemy and let him kill us both.

>This fucking faggot on Mayo using Goo Tuber

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

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>lose to mayofags by 1%
>one with an obvious furfag no less

>lose my first game of the splatfest
>it's a ditto match
Thanks for keeping me on my toes, Ketchupbros.

Do people really put condiments on their burgers? I can understand using them for fries, but the sole idea of having mayo or ketchup mixing up with meat, lettuce or god forbid, bread, makes me want to puke

>>386211002
No, they are just better than you

>>386211071
>>386211087
i thought thats something degenerate pearl fags would be into

>>386211162
Both. Each give off a salty flavor.

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10. disconnects. so far. DON'T PLAY IF YOU HAVE SHIT INTERNET
FUCK NINTENDO AND THEIR P2P BULLSHIT

>there's an "ouch" button
Is that new? Don't think I seen that in the first one. Watching a stream since no Switch yet.

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What are the best weapons to use? I'm using the Trislosher right now because it wrecks anything in 2 hits.

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lol

>>386211212
Most burgers come with mayo and mustard.

>>386211279
Omg pamperchu would love team mayo

>tfw almost done with defender and still at 0 losses to mayo
Hopefully I'm not the only one

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I want to fill Marina's every orifice with my mayo.

>>386211372
Ketchup fags are so retarded they take pictures of their tv lmao

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>>386211279
There's a subgroup of furries who really likes diapers. Makes the mayo thing much weirder.

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>ketchup ink is badass
>always mirror matches though
fucking mayofags cant even show up

It sure is fun when you pick the obviously more popular choice in a Splatfest and you keep playing people on your team.

>you can still play Salmon Run during a Splatfest
Thank fucking god

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TO ALL 14 YEAR OLDS THAT ARE IN THE THREAD (there's no doubting they're on this board, and Nintendo threads are sure to bring in the kiddies) SPLASHDOWN IS NOT AN EMOTE. IT DOES DAMAGE TO THE ENEMY AND THERE'S NO LOGICAL REASON YOU SHOULD BE USING IT IN THE SPAWN TO LOOK COOL

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>>386211372
What are you trying to do, Anon? Also there's a screenshot button you dingus.

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keep crying mayofags

>>386211412
>take picture
>post directly to 4chan
better than posting to twitter like mayofags

>hate my team full of idiots
>wouldn't be caught dead with team furry
let me join team mustard

I'M SO TIRED OF MY SPECIAL NOT KILLING ANYTHING

Ketchup fags are getting aioli'd in their a-holies.
I think I've only lost once as Mayo.
Mayo Rank 2147, going to bed, but going to continue the fight tomorrow.
Godspeed you beaten egg bastards.

>>386211467
Yeah for about 30 minutes

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>>386210701
>>386210830

So will this stage and new ink colors eventually become part of regular play or will they just hold it hostage for shitfest

>>386211504
>not posting to Twitter, saving immediately on PC, and deleting the tweet
Fastest and most high quality way

>>386211589
I think it's gonna be held hostage, they said it's gonna change for each splatfest too

What side did Trinen pick? I'm a mustardfag but I'm gonna pick the opposite of what that NTRing asshole chooses.

>>386211589
hostage unless the devs feel generous in two

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>three lobbies in a row that have timed out

Why do you guys say Splatfests are good again? I can't even get a match now when it's usually quick normally.

>>386211589
I get the feeling it's Splatfest exclusive.

>>386211589
Special colors always change depending on Splatfest.
Stage is only for Splatfest.

>>386211412
>>386211487
>post to social media, download to computer, then post to 4chan

or just take a picture and post it in seconds

>losing most matches and every team member but me is getting sub 1000 points
starting to regret picking mayo

>>386211485
now i'm going to do this

>>386211552
2283 with 0 losses against mayo. Sleep long fool

>doing good
>comm error
>ketchup power decreased

REEEEEEEEEE

>>386211670
>having shit and/or third world internet
>someone Splatfest's fault

are we allowed to scrub clothes during splatfest? murch is gone.

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>it's an obnoxious charger episode

>>386211485
LMAO thats great

>>386211363
It changes from "Booyah!" when you die.

>some mayofag using the blaster

what the fuck
no wonder they lost

>>386209053
13/14 wins for mayo, with 2218 mayo power. MAYO MASTER RACE!

>>386211805

From "This way". Booyah stays Booyah

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>4 matches
>all ketchup

WHERE YOU AT MAYO BITCHES

Just had a match as Mayo against Ketchup

We were Green
They were Purple

inb4 doc

Srsly though what?

>>386211852
same, but honestly my team mates have in general been so garbage so I think ketchup is gonna win desu

>>386209591
slugs are gross though anon

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>>386209053
Just lost my first mayo match. Won all other five pretty handily.

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>5 wins in a row
Are JAMfags even trying?

>>386211760

And yet I never have that issue outside of a Splatfest.

>>386209040

i saw this years ago and i still gag

fuck

>>386211762
Nope.

>>386209053
I guess I've been match against some shitty mayo because ketchup is 5/5 for me.

>the state of mayoniggers

God why is Ketchup full of shitters? I'm sick of losing to furfags!

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>>386211762
Yes you are.

>>386211969
>Ketchad too dumb to post pics

>>386211493
>less than 700 points
>11 kills
You think this is CoD motherfucker?

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>>386211925
It's not nice to lie.

I'm a level 9 who keeps coming in first to a defeated team of lv 15+

Why doesketchup suck so hard?
I'm thinking of just logging off for tonight

>>386211998
don't trust the mayofag

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Certain Mayo players, please stop. just...stop.

>>386211279
>tfw picked Marina
>tfw have a diaper fetish

>>386211896
You were both mayos

>>386212106
Makes sense, diaperfags like the character who literally looks like shit.

>>386212106
>tfw you're a falseflagger

What does saying a post is fresh do? Like, are you notified if someone fresh's your post?

>mayo/ketchup power
Seriously what the fuck is this?

GO AROUND YOU MORONS , THERE'S LIKE 4 POINTS OF ENTRY

>>386212050

Ketchup is literally children

>>386212171
I like Pearl too man, I just prefer ketchup for this one.

>>386212231
Ranked turfwar. The higher your power, the harder the teams you face/join

>>386212190
This, I'm curious as well
There's even some posts I was sure I had fresh'd that appear as if I hadn't after booting up the game again

When I use the bubble shield, does everyone on my team get it, or just the ones close to me?

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>Ketchup or Mayo
>Not Ketchup or Mustard
Fucking nips...

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>>386212070
i'll be honest, before all the furfags and edgylords starting carrying on about blood and cum, it didn't even occur to me that thats what someone might see these colours as.

>>386212425

Are you playing Splat1? Just you

>>386211493
>sub 700 points

Your team carried you, you fucking subhuman. Get off team ketchup you shitter.

>>386212487
Lies.

Everyone gets it, regardless of proximity

>>386212481
That's not the post he's sperging about

>>386212231
It's your contribution to the effort. Winning gives you points, losing drops your points.

Try to not lose.

>>386212463
The one time it would have made sense for them to localize it, and they don't.

>>386212530

That's... not fucking true

>>386212481
I'm not lying when I say that to me mayo ink literally looks like mayo (it's not even white, it's light yellow), and ketchup ink looks like squashed tomato or something (blood is a darker red after all)

>Mayo Champion Chad on my team
>Lose

Fucking Chads

>>386208849
What do people actually use Mayo in? Its so disgusting

>>386212668
1 Chad vs an entire team of ketchads and you think you'll win?

>>386212579
Then why do my teammates start glowing when I use it?

>>386211762
just go up to murch he's dancing near the lobby entrance

>>386212425
whoever you touch while your shield is up gets it

>>386212730
Burgers and sandwiches mostly.
I prefer ketchup on my burger though.

>>386212425
In Splat1? Only you unless you touch your teammates, then they acquire it too (so better activate it when you're all close together)
Just in case you're talking about the ball in S2, that's just you

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I like Marie in this picture but I don't know why

>>386212762
Are you talking about Ink Armor? Everyone gets that.

>>386212762
Because bubble shield in Splatoon 1 is contact only.

INK ARMOR in Splatoon 2 is given to your entire team no matter where they are.

>>386212762

Did you mean Ink armor?

>>386212762
Are you talking about ink armor? If so, then yes, everyone gets it

WHY DOES EVERYONE LACK THE ABILITY TO HO AROUND PEOPLE. THERE'S LIKE MULTIPLE POINTS OF ENTRY

>>386212579
Yes.... It fucking is. Read the description.

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Is there a way to do splatfests with just one friend as a pair?

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>>386212824
Always like Marie

>>386212730
Oh boy, let's see
Burgers, fries, hot dogs, tuna, sandwiches, rice, chicken, milanesas, meat, ham and cheese, etc, etc

>>386212840
>>386212812
>>386212878
>>386212887
I forgot what it was called, thought it was called bubble shield.

>spawncamp enemy by myself for half the match
>we still lose
How are you so bad, team?

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Get it together, Ketchups. That's 0-3 against Mayo.

>finals seconds
>No one is covering ground just following in each other
>Fucking going only one way

COVER SOME FUCKING GROUND

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>>386212950
Exactly

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I can't even beat other ketchup members...

>three ink armor weapons and an aerospray

Unbeatable, straight up unbeatable

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>>386208849
>a communication error has occurred.
Fuck man, my internet's not that bad

>>386212730
Hotdogs
Burgers
Sandwiches
Egg or tuna salad

>>386212937
One of you enter any lobby and have the other join via the friends thing

>>386212937
>communication error between matches on the results page
Fuck me it's always after I get a winning team too

I've played 2 ketchup v mayo matches out of like 20. Splatfests are so fun!

>>386213000
>using a roller
>less than 900 points

It was your fault.

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>>386212730
>Fries with mayo
Disgusting

>>386212509
>sub 700
>1700

what

>>386212926

It's not you dumb nigger, use it

Unless you meant Ink Armor, in which case you're retarded for other reasons

>>386212998
Maybe when you were losing time at their spawn they left through another path and took the whole middle area

I know because it happened to me

What the fuck, why do the gay motion controls turn back on automatically when I undock the joycons in handheld mode? Literally unusable.

>>386210014
Yes, actually. Yes it is

>doing well
>win most matches against mayo
>then bunch of mirror matches
>then 4 matches against mayo in a row
>lose them all
Life is suffering

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>>386212973
>milanesas
Mi negro.

Surely future Splatfests won't be so lopsided in popularity, right? It feels like you should always pick whatever Pearl chooses if you want to get into constant matches against the opposite team versus lobby time outs and mirror matches.

>these connections
Should I take off the ethernet adapter? Seems pointless when everyone else is on WiFi

>>386213260
Impossible. It was on the new stage, and I was right in front of their spawn.

>>386212937
Anyone willing to add me so I can play with a friend of mine? Having the same problem, you need 4 people instead of just two.

>>386208849
Even in drawings that naked mole rat Pearl is ugly.

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>>386213336
Changing it from Callie and Marie was a mistake

>>386213336
You didn't play the first game, didn't you?

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>>386213021
She's the best

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Team ketchup is filled with so many shit players I honestly wouldn't be surprised if mayo won

>>386213336
Too late. They made Pearl too fucking ugly.

this game promotes hatred

>>386213232
You get 1000 point for being on the winning team. Subtract that for your real inking points

>>386213361
Yes, they're dirt cheap. Well when I got mine for Wii U it was only $10. But with the Switch popularity it might have increased. Either way they should still be cheap.

>tfw when only won against other ketchup players so far
>tfw losing to furfags

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>>386211941
Can you imagine how rancid the smell would be opening that up?

>>386213292
>can't use motion controls with joycons
casual

>get matched with a charger
>he does absolutely jackshit
DJ, if you're in here, fuck you. You're lucky we won.

>>386213260
>Left through another path

How come my team mates don't know how to do this

>>386213463
i'm team mayo and i could say that exact opposite. shitters everywhere.

>>386211212
I don't know man, I think most people use some kind of sauce, not simple ketchup or mayo. I never made my own burger yet, but that's exactly what I would do, and my favorite burger places sell them as such.

>>386212973
>milanesas
>with mayo
wtf negro, you put ketchup

>>386213184
You take that back.

>Curling bomb spam

The anti-fun has already arrived

>>386213320
Ngl, seeing someone else here who knows what they are/eats them made me smile a bit

No estamos solos, hermano

>>386213513
I said should I take mine OFF, you illiterate baboon

>>386213536
I'm alright with it in BotW where you can use both at once, the right stick for big movements and the gyro for fine tuning, but this either/or really sucks.

>>386213463
>team mayo so insecure they have to post results whenever they win

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>>386213463
>>386213587
You're both shit and a disgrace to your teams.

Team ketchup is getting fucked. Congratz team mayo I guess :(

>>386213503
Ah I see. still the rapid blaster really isnt good at inking. I think it was made moreso with splatting in mind.

Octobrush is such cancer.
How the fuck am I supposed to deal with it?

>>386213812
That poster was on ketchup you mong, what do you think the bright yellow arrow means

I wish my team knew how to stay alive.

STOP FUCKING SUPER JUMPING IN DURING THE LAST MINUTE YOU BRAINLESS SUBHUMANS

>>386213861
Shoot it, stupid.

>>386213895
They sneak up on be before I can react.